#fuckaloo

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Gosh I wish we had some fictional gay love confession, a rumor about a foreign dictator resigning, false confirmations of the revival of a long cancelled show, and two states reversing hundreds of years of regressive political ideology to save the country from a Hitler fan boy to distract me from the none of those things that are currently happening...

[wiistonchannelexe]

Hey fuckaloos heres a colored take of CM/austin and some random HC i got for him cause idk we need shit

- He not crippled but physically sore after how henry killed him within his body, kinda like pain too the soul transferred too his vessel? He doesn’t like moving too drastically as the corruption too his body makes it painful? Thats why we only see him move a LOT LOT within only fighting as its for his saftey.

- Whenever he moves he somewhat violently flickers or flashes between being completely black shadow, a real console error on wii party wii u rendition within if you emulated it with no access too mii channel data. Make sense since his body is handmade and not a fully registered mii data.

-Due too body corruption, he kinda leans in a lot too see whats happening, as i feel his vision is kinda fucked so he’s gotta get a more up close look at everything. Basically like an old man without his glasses.

Idk i might add more later

[metaladam]

" Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing As I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his fucking cockles With a long and shiny blade 'Twas I who fucked the dragon Fuckali, sing fuckaloo And if you try to fuck with me Then I shall fuck you too!!!!!!!!"

[infectiouspiss]

if we get the slittening 2 electric fuckaloo im gonna cum so hard it leaves a crater in the ground the entire south coast of england will be gone in one massive dick explosion

[empyrean-clairvoyance]

♬

Send in a ♬ for your muse to catch mine singing

Stolas was in his room jumping around and swaying his hips as he belted out lyrics to the music blasting out of his speakers on his vanity

" Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave!!! Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuck a lie sing fuckaloo... And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you tooooooooo!!!!"

The prince throw his talons up into the air and screamed as loud as he could

[theninjabozo]

A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo There lived a humble family, religious through and through But yea, there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do His name was young J.B. and he refused to step in line A vision he did see-eth, fucking rocking all the time He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalizing fuckaloo And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too

Bard

[cymorilcinnamonroll]

Archangel Michael Theme Song

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles with a long and shiny blade 'Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuck a lie sing fuckaloo And if you try to fuck with me, then I shall fuck you too

Gotta get it on in the party zone I got to shoot a load in the party zone Gotta lick a toad in the party zone Gotta suck a chode in the party zone, aah

[nothingf-i-s-h-yhere]

I have recently been informed of a tenacious d song I hadn’t heard before called Kickapoo and I need to share with you the best line from this song

“Twas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalizing fuckaloo, and if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too”

[so-much-for-subtlety]

Midsommar 2: Goat Fuckaloo.

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, unfortunately mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it's behind.

And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don't know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I'm saying.

[time-traveling-cellist]

On the other hand, at least twitter doesn't have anon and asks!

Then they just put the hate messages straight into the replies, rather than trying to be sneaky with anon asks

[manic-artifice]

//Welp, I'm trapped in a facility full of people I vaguely know with very little privacy and no free time since I'm the only dishie at work until hurricane DURRRian passes.

I am relegated to mobile so I won't be posting much as I can't trim on this thing which means this is the beginning of my hiatus. We'll just say Zim is hiding in the toilet again.

Time to figure out how to install doom to my phone...

[harbinger-of-derp]

I can’t believe the immense bullshit move Hori pulled on us. He gonna try a shippuden on the series? Really? 

We’ll lose all that is familiar with the series, all that we loved. Cuz we won’t see the healing process, the way things will change. When “part 2: electric fuckaloo” begins, it won’t even be “My Hero Academia” (yes, I know, the academia part, but you get what I mean). It’s going to be a whole different series with a whole different mood, characters so revamped that we might see the face but we won’t even know who they are anymore (again, cuz we’re being made to skip a very important part of the story).

And with this comes... lack of consequences! We’re not going to see Enji pay for the shit he did. Hawks won’t pay either, who’s gonna do it? The Commission that is in shambles? The government that can’t even get off their asses to get international help? I doubt they’d do it anyway but my point stands.

There was never an atonement. Now that surpassing All Might is no longer his main objective, it became catching the serial killer he created (don’t come @ me, this has been discussed to hell and back, he’s to blame and you know it). And if you’ve seen the leaks, that last panel of him with that bastard face back while igniting his beard is a clear sign he’ll be back to who he was, atonement be damned.

There was never consequences for heroes that break rules. Hawks said he was sowwy and bowed and this is it. Yes, Twice WAS a very dangerous villain, his quirk was OP as fuck. But Hawks had so many chances to bring him down quietly, he could have handled the thing so differently instead of saying things he knew Twice would never accept but... yeah, a “my bad, oopsie daisy” is what we get. It’s what Twice gets for dying like that. Stabbed in the back, thinking he failed his friends again and not really knowing if they were ok since the one that said goodbye was a clone.

So this is what’s happening. Me personally, I’m sticking with the anime to get all that Giran goodness. After that, I dunno. I’m not happy and there’s many that feel the same. I been seeing folk gradually drop BNHA to go to JJK and Monster Slayer. Hori might have made a bad shogi move with this one. 

I hope not. But what do I know? I’m just one fan that is upset at how badly the story has gone.

[empyrealarc]

T'was I who slayed the dragon, fuckalie, sing fuckaloo~

[linafication]

What's the weirdest quote I've said in our D&D group?

here’s some of the top of my head:

“Adios, fuckaloo!”

“I’ve only met one functional human. Which is my mother. But she jumped off Chicago”

“Hoo-wee that’s an information hole”

“do you need medilic attention?”

“this bear has a nose for days”

and an all-time classic

“nipple canteen”

[markiplier]

Journal Entry #1

That’s what this shit is, right? A blog site? Anyway I’m gonna start writing stuff to get a rational understanding of things in my head on paper. Or pixels. Whatever. You actually taking the time to read this is an undertaking in futility and I can’t be fuckered to care whether or not you actually do. So with plenty of further ado, here is my brain.

My life is in shambles. That’s mostly from neglect so I guess the only person I have to blame is myself. Regardless, shambles is a perfect description of the swirling vortex of chaos that I find myself in. I have no time management skills to speak of and even less personal hygeine. I’m so far removed from skin-care it might as well be called skin-abuse at this point. But despite my own inadequacies I’m gonna make an attempt to cultivate some sense of self-worth out of the travesty that I call my life.

Attempt #1 - Exercise. Been doing that shit. Got my resting heart rate down to about 50 BPM. That’s scary btw. My heart takes so long between beats that I think I’m dead every other second. But I’ve heard this is a good thing and I seem to be able to run 4+ miles on the reg now so whoopity fuckaloo I’m a runner, baby.

Attempt #2 - Diet. Fuck food. It’s too complicated. You are what you eat and I can’t stop shoveling dick inside me long enough to actually care. But at least I can log it. So I’m gonna do that. Go me.

Attempt #3 - Scheduling. Alright now fuck this shit right here. I can’t think 2 seconds ahead let alone a full day. How the squiggly tits am I supposed to think A WEEK ahead. Either way, I downloaded an app to help. Hate it already but I already hated scheduling so nothing’s really changed. The only thing I really need to focus on is taking time to do said shit. Could probably find some free time in between my heartbeats. Which is a long time now.

Attempt #4 - Lists should stop at 3. Listen, I’m gonna level with you... I wrote this line before I actually knew what I was gonna put here. I know the previously 3 attempts might make me seem like some overachieving douchebag (and you’re RIIIIIIIIIIGHT) but even I have limits. So let’s just all pretend I put something profound on this line and move on with our days.

Well that was painful. Also I slept like shit last night. Still reeling from time-traveling over the Pacific Ocean. Australia was fun but oof ow my jet lag. But that’s not why I slept like shit. I couldn’t sleep because Henry kept waking up to shoot liquid poopy out every 2 hours. He’s a good boy though and woke us up every time he needed to go outside. What a good boy. What a good poopy boy.

Much love. Stay woke. Poop well.

-Mark

[plormps]

Dark Side Logan (pt. 2)

Electric fuckaloo

This little drabble of mine got way more attention and love than I thought it would...Thank you guys so so so much ❤❤

Read part 1 here!

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"I know how to tie a tie, Deceit."

Deceit laughed as he adjusted the tie slightly around Logan's neck, "it was slightly crooked," he responded, "it doesn't suit you to look any less than professional."

Logan had to fight the urge to snap back at Deceit, his tie wasn't crooked, in fact with Deceit's "help" he was shifting his tie to the left ever so slightly, the non-uniform look was like an itch Logan couldn't scratch, and while he would just fix it when Deceit left, he was certain the snake would just come back and adjust it once again. It was easier to leave it.

Logan turned to look at himself in the mirror, he looked like a completely different person, pushed back hair, new wire-framed glasses, a dark three-piece suit with a pocket watch hanging from his coat pocket. It wasn't completely his style, but Remus suggested he try to look a bit more malicious, and he found it hard to say no to Remus once he got an idea in his head, he was...Persistent to say the least.

Deceit was easy to deal with, he may have been dishonest but he had a good head on his shoulders, Remus however was the thorn Logan's side, he never failed to wind him up, Remus knew every button to press to get on his nerves, how to get inside his head and stay there. He was a lot like his brother in that way but worse, in fact Remus's antics made Logan miss Roman.

Logan bit his lip, he missed Roman, he missed Patton, Thomas, even Virgil. Sure, they were eccentric and immature, but they were like his family. And he had the heart to leave them.

Even still, Remus's words still echoed in his head..

They don't care about you.

"There," Deceit said, stepping back to look at Logan's tie, "all straightened out."

Logan faced the mirror again, his tie leaned slightly to the left, causing an absent-minded sigh to brush past his lips, "thank you, Deceit-"

Logan's blood ran cold as the sound of someone popping into his room reached his ears, and for a second the world seemed to move in slow motion as Logan fearfully looked over to see Patton standing in his room, his eyes flickering as he scanned Logan's new appearance, as well as Deceit still admiring his knot work.

"Patton," Logan began, hoping that Patton didn't notice the sweat forming on his brow, "it's not what it looks like."

Patton stood wide-eyed at Logan, his mouth moved but no sound came out, his eyes wide and his cheeks turned pale. "Logan.." he breathed out, "is this where you've been the past couple of days? With..Him?"

Logan took a step towards Patton, who fearfully backed up. A sharp pain struck through Logan's heart as tears welled in his friend's eyes, "Patton, I-"

"No!" Patton interrupted, "I dont wanna hear it!"

Patton cupped his hands over his ears. Logan could swear he heard Deceit snicker from the corner of the room, this was the purest kind of entertainment, true drama between friends, this would tear Logan apart, and it was hilarious.

"I don't wanna hear it.." Patton repeated before turning his back to Logan, "I can't believe you.."

And with that Patton was gone, his sad voice still ringing in the room like an echo, Logan hung his head in shame, "Patton.." he said, hoping that calling his name would send him running back, back to pull Logan out of whatever he had gotten himself into.

...

But Patton didn't come back.

"Oh god.." Logan whispered, holding his head in his hands, "what have I done?"