#fuck-bees-amirite

[yooniesim]

So let me just tell u whats going on in my legacy rn

Jeb was bregnante, again. Jeb was very bregnante. Now, this man has always been an absolute unit when bregnante, so I didn't think much of it. He even had an ultrasound with littlemssam mod and it was just one baby, a girl. The household was at seven sims. Nothing could go wrong. everything good right?

Then grandma libby died after being exposed to pumpkin puree whilst feeding baby Bee. Or something like that probably. It was traumatic. Bee forgot that she ever liked the pumpkin puree. It was a dead food to her now, just like grandma.

So then it was baby time. Yes, one of these sims is trans, no it's not the one that has the baby face. For once amirite. But anyway, low and fucking behold.

TWO OLD ASS BABIES POPPED OUT. Delaney and Samuel. Now we're up to five kids in gen three. One just turned into a toddler. Pray for them. And yes I took all these crusty pics with my phone idc

[bonesandthebees]

HELLOOO i am SO TIRED today was another not great day (emotionally, daddy issues amirite) BUT IT'S OKAY BC THE FAMOUS BONESANDTHEBEES UPDATED GLASS AND IT WAS AMAIZNGGG

It was not what i was expecting at all omg there was so much sandduo... so much i wanted to cry and scream but alas i couldn't so i just aggressively keysmashed at my friend instead

We got a NAME REVEALLL FINALYYDJSSOODJF GOGUOGGUFOGIPSDIDOFODJGKGF EXPLODES SBI MAKE ME SO ILL SO SO ILL OGUGODIFISIEJFJFKSJSKFKD can phil and techno adopt me pls they are sosososofogisjskf<3333 explodes again

That whole scene fucked me up so bad it was so good im shdfkdhsflfkz<33 i love them i love them sooo bad im ejflfjskflfjdj<33

Tbh i am now pre curious about the tntduo scene... mayhaps i Will dm to see it

Ough Tommy's reaction hurt me so bad they are so brothers and they are in it together for better or for worse im gonna cry i am so scared bee ohkvydo

My jaw DROPPED when they revealed the plan i was like "aint no way theyre about to say what i think theyre gonna say" they DID im so scared this is like . Stars level fear i cannot imagine this is going to go well ohkyfuckingofdkajddjffjff

It's so interesting that like the moment Wilbur officially says he doesn't want to be the Pythia anymore, he's gonna have to be thrown back into that position omg it's gonna be so traumatising for him i am so so scared plsss the only thing keeping me sane is that u pre much always write happy endings bc literally . Istg the odds DO NOT look good ohkgudo

Shoutout to rainduo their friendship means so much to me

I gotta bookmark this chapter too to reread it was ssoodosososooo lovely your writing is always sososododoo comforting i love it sm bee youre genuinely sososososo cooll

Sorry this ask wasnt as long (or maybe that's a good thing lmaoo) but i hope ur having a nice day!! I really enjoyed the chapter :D

awww I'm sorry you had a bit of a rough day but I'm glad my update can help cheer you up!!

LOL YEAH when I was writing it i knew you were gonna love the sandduo. it's one of the most important chapters for sandduo in the entire fic

the name reveal was SO stressful to write just bc I wanted to make sure it came across exactly how I wanted it to. but I'm very happy with how it turned out :) it's such a high-strung emotional scene and I had to balance so much with the dialogue but it was worth it in the end

yuppp that's certainly A Plan they're going to do. this can only end well 🙃

yup! as soon as wilbur finally accepts that he doesn't want to be the pythia, he has to get thrown back into it. in a way it's only fitting. he wanted to go back for so long, but he can only go back once he's hit a new kind of self-actualization. now he might be going back into a very bad situation for him, but he's progressed so much he's better equipped to deal with it than he would've been had he gone back earlier. at least that's what you gotta hope.

this means so much to hear I'm very glad my writing is so comforting to you <33

and yes I had a very nice day thank you for asking :)

[jellybeanium124]

watching a new simpsons episode for the first time since... season 32? and let's be real I don't remember anything past season 29 because the simpsons got reeeeeeeal boring. but taika is in this episode so fuck it amirite? anyways here's my reaction to season 35 episode 9 "Murder, She Boat."

wow the animation seems worse? something is noticeably worse

I like that bart is acting like a 10yo with the vroom-vroom thing. a big issue later simpsons have is the kids acting like teenagers or even adults (in lisa's case)

homer simpson: nerd hater

wow they're parodying that thing from phineas and ferb!! :D (asdfhbsdgjl I know p&f was doing a parody too)

also there was already a simpsons episode where they went on a cruise and it's one of the best damn episodes of the modern era if you ask me (23x19 "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again")

ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING

"Oh my God is that Taika Waititi?" I stg lisa's had a line like this every since since season 11. STAHP IT INTRODUCE YOUR CELEBS NATURALLY YOU PIECE OF SHIT HD SIMPSONS EPISODE

remember when simpsons celeb cameos used to be good. because I don't because it was all before I was born.

Why is everyone moving weird. seriously wtf is up with the animation they're too damn smooth

"You know it's good, because it's based on existing IP" ouch wow ouch... ouch it hurts

Comic Book Guy acting Like That™ is the only guy who works because CBG is supposed to act like that. Like CBG should be an obnoxious nerd that you'd root to see homer actually beat up lol. not any other random motherfucker!

CBG shredded bart's comic right in front of him??? jesus christ that dude sucks

You can really tell the producers were like "taika, just read the lines" because his performance is giving "taika, just read the lines"

shut up with your vegemite american writers

see it's cute when taika pretends to have a stupidly inflated ego of his own volition but when the simpsons writers make him do it I'm like "BRO ARE YOU OK BLINK TWICE IF THEY'RE HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE UNTIL YOU SAY THE LINES IN THE BLANDEST VOICE YOU'VE GOT!!!"

What... what the actual fuck was that joke with Kumiko. Like her whole character has always been kinda racist but that was such an incredibly racist joke... what the fuck actually for real was that.

The Futurama reference was cute tho.

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

there was like, a halfway decent albeit tropey bart & lisa moment in there but then we went straight back into the cringe

"Of course I'll help you. Why? Because I have a medical condition that forces me to be multitasking at all times." ok can everyone shut up forever actually and stop speculating about that man. if the simpsons writers are making that joke it's time to stop

taika actually sounds like he had a gun to his head and recorded these lines for 18 hours until 3am

something weird about the simpsons going on for 35 years is that all the characters sound slightly different than they did in seasons 2-15 now. like they've all aged 35 years and you can hear it in their voices. the kids have this... oldness to them now that, even tho the voice actors on this show are talented as hell, can't totally hide (and who knows they may not be trying to because who gives a fuck it's simpsons season 35)

taika being distracted joke. haha. what if I release the bees on everyone who speculates about that.

I can't listen to the horrible lines they gave him anymore 😭😭😭 "egomaniac" isn't funny 😭😭😭

I mean like it's not like the dialogue anyone else is getting is great either, just to be clear. it's pretty terrible across the board lol. I'm just a titch sensitive to how taika (real man) is being written for... reasons... I mean maybe I shouldn't it's not like it matters and nobody thinks your portrayal on the simpsons is how you truly are. there's a time honored tradition of celebrities being portrayed as egomaniacs or fucking crazy on the simpsons when everyone knows they aren't (bette midler doesn't throw cans at people irl and darryl strawberry isn't a kiss ass... although both those celebrities have their own issues). I guess it bothers me because it is playing up something that's real and fake at the same time, and also this man is getting unduly criticized for a lot of shit rn.

Kumiko's speech was actually painful. "When we got married, I was his priceless collectible." DID NOBODY FUCKING SEE A PROBLEM WITH THAT IN THE WRITER'S ROOM?? DID NOBODY SEE HOW THAT BLATANTLY PLAYS INTO THE FETISHIZATION OF AISAN WOMEN??? Like holy fucking shit what the hell was wrong with the writers of this episode???

wow I love seeing marge and homer be really depressing bad parents -_-

Ok so when Rainer Wolfcastle shouts out his latest movie, that's funny and doesn't bother me. Troy McClure's shtick never bothered me either. Probably because they're FICTIONAL

Lisa said "damn it" ?!?!?!?! SHE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT. Lisa doesn't curse wtf are you doing she'd say "darn it!!!"

cringe cringe cringe cringe

if I had a nickel for every time lisa simpson solved a murder mystery because of the cuprit's signature favorite food being left on a weapon, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right? (the first time was the 3rd segment in treehouse of horror XV, "Four Beheadings and a Funeral")

taika being mad at people tearing apart his room was the best line delivery he gave in this episode. like there was a real emotion.

sideshow mel saying "who speaks with such an exaggerated affectation!" got 1 chuckle out of me

damn. CBG dropping the doll into lake springfield is just like ed dropping his leathers into the ocean. (not even remotely true)

in conclusion is this a bad episode of television don't watch it

[jamalgripperton46290]

A/N

We just want you to know that there are lots of references to movies and shows and stuff like shrek, bubble guppies, paw patrol, the octonauts and so on.

So people who haven't seen those movies and shows might not get some things in the chapters (Are y'all living under patrick's rock??? Educate yourselves man) so we're gonna let ya know that before hand.

For ppl who wanna know the refrences and stuff here is a full list of all of them :

Shrek, Paw patrol, Peppa Pig, Angry Birds, Teletubbies, Sesame Street, My little Pony, Sing, Storybots, Dora The Explorer, The Bee Movie, Friday Night Funkin, Bubble Guppies, Gabby's Dollhouse, Alvin and The Chipmunks : Chipwrecked and so on. (Some refrences might not be listed up to date here but whatevs and also remember that this list probably will grow throughout time)

This book might and probably won't be your cup of tea, so by reading the last three chapters you have intelligently decided that you don't want to inject this mind-boggling, maybe-gag-inducing book. That's 100% fine. But if you do no one will care that you'll comment on here and say how bad this is or how disgusted it made you feel. So in the most respectful way i can possibly put it. FUCK OFF.

Like we know these ships are "weird" and that the majority of ppl will not like them. If you have in opinion about this book and it's not necessarily a good one, no one has to hear it, so shut your trap and move on. You're on tumblr for a reason ppl. Anyone and i mean ANYONE who has the absolute audacity to still make comments on this or any of the chapters saying how wrong this all is, you will be ignored. I'm not gonna waste my time or yours trying to justify my actions because everything in this is 100% fiction and not supposed to be taken seriously so take your opinion and leave. thx

Also we won't post that frequently because both of the authors are still in school and working their asses off to have some intelligence in them kay? But we'll post as much as we can.

This book is not to be taken seriously or to the extreme k? It's purely for laughs and a gay-ol-time, so don't take this little project too seriously k?

Side note, asks will always be open so feel free to suggest some ships, scenarios and stuff. Or you could just comment your suggestions, either way is fine.

Now that you've been warned and told multiple times to stop reading if you dont want to corrupt your noggin even more than it already has then stick around for the little biography we got coming about the authors.

Jamal Gripperton is an eccentric being that is in charge of all the slimy, creamy, juicy smut included in deez chapters, she's on the fast-paced side of life and enjoys "Just livin' the life". She's got an obsession with biggie cheese and shrek (who doesn't?) and simply spends wayyyy too much time locked up in her room reading smut in the pitch, black darkness. She's insanely and concerningly talented at writing smut and does her job pretty well (cuz she devoted) and worships Alex Turner and Freddie Mercury (cuz like why not they're da best) and is deeply in love with Arctic Monkeys and their musicality and talent.

BeezyBee is more on the chill side of things y'know? (she's the one writing this right now) She's in charge of the spelling, punctuation and grammar and also writes the backstories behind the characters and comes up with the scenarios. (Bcuz character development ppl amirite or amirite?) She also edits alla dem chapters to get rid of any spelling mistakes jamal might make (And she makes A LOT). She worships Freddie Mercury along with Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro and Mikey Way (She also secretly SIMPS for two of the ones she mentioned in this list, can ya guess who?)

For the rest of the loyal chickadees and respectful haters, enjoy the rest of this broskis and may Freddie Mercury bless u all 🙏💖🥰

Yours lovingly,

RadHumptyTrumpty and Jamal Gripperton <3

[bogleech]

hey bog, what website do you use to make awful hospital? I’m thinking of starting a webcomic with a similar audience interaction system and was wondering what you used to format your comic.

I don’t use anything special, it’s old fashioned hand-typed html!

Each page is a .html text file uploaded to the server, so to make a new page I just copy/paste the old one and manually change all the content that needs to be updated, such as the links between the new and previous pages.The “latest page” button just links to an index.html file in the same folder, which contains a redirect link I also manually update and re-upload each time I put up the new page.

[silvernyxa]

nyxa, you sell stuff online. what do you think is the best website for that?

I think it depends on your personal preferences!

Redbubble, the one I use right now, is really easy to use! You just have to upload your art, select which products you want it to be available as, and that’s it. They handle all the manufacturing and shipping themselves. But, the downside of that is that you don’t turn as much as a profit when someone buys something.

Alternatively, you could either have a company manufacture the products in bulk + have them delivered to you or manufacture them yourself (print stickers, press buttons, etc). From there you could set up a store with a website. Common ones I’ve seen used are Etsy, Storenvy, Shopify, and bigcartel. These vary in customizablity, fees, and whatnot so again, that’s up to personal preference. Unlike redbubble tho, you’ve gotta handle all the shipping to customers yourself. So it’s a bit more work but this way, you’re able to set prices yourself + receive more of a profit than 20% lol

[dreamcrow]

an crow, some time last week: i wish to learn how to draw best boy. 

the same crow, four days of screencap studies later: i guess i have to add this entire subplot to nightshadefic now because i sure didn't spend like eight hours lovingly rendering this baby fluff for nothing

p. s. flicky ears are BEST ears, accept no substitutes ✌

[antivivziepopparade]

FOUND IT!

Also "ASSHOLE EX!" because apparently being a rape victim that stands up to his abuser makes you an "ASSHOLE!" according to Vivziepop stans. Also what's with Vivziepop stans and almost ALL of them being white while almost every anti ive seen has dark skin?! I just noticed this and its starting to make me think about all of the racist shit the stans have done and how it makes more sense now.

-and from "makes more sense" I mean-

JESUS CHRIST Vivienne's white supremacist standom sure loves being racist and hating on rape victims!

Saying this as a black life who is a queer sa victim:

This standom is WHITE TRASH. (They're mostly racist, so they 100% deserve this title 100%.)

Wow, they're doing "Anti Blitzø Parties" irl now... Why am I not surprised? Let me guess, they're all Swifties too? Always siding with the crazy bitch.

I never really liked Blitz, but now I do, just because he doesn't deserve the hate. Stolass does though.

Wanna have an Anti Stolass Party? 😁

[123abcdrawwithme]

i am so

fucking upsetti-os spaghetti-os

[homestuckmania-sprites]

Could you do an icon with a crap-ton of Daves? Like the one with the confused John but without the egderp?

~ mod bee

[astro-inthestars]

Adding positivity to the dash! Whats something *you* deem as special about someone in your life you think about? Why is it special?

SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT SOMEONE SPECIAL TO ME?!?!??! YOU'RE ASKING ME THIS????

WELL SHIT BESTIE I MAY BE LATE BUT YOU ASKED THE DARN RIGHT PERSON

AHEM AH E M M MM

Starting off strong!!

@clausgender - Lake Landon Lazuli Phas Claus. Okay but. For real right now you changed my life I really can't specify why and how but you just did. Something special about you is just how... proud you are. Life has thrown shit at you, but you gave no fucks and threw some right back. You're amazing and you've taught me so much. I look up to you. It's kinda funny, you are one of the most human people I know, yet I know you want to be anything but a human being <3 (also everyone else in the chaosites have their own special thing but god knows how long that'll be but just let them know they're all epic and awesome <333)

@brainless-but-thats-all - Bee you are here by default bestie when the Lake is here you must be as well. You are both soul bound. You cannot escape. /hj But seriously you're here because you are also very special to me <333 What I find special about you is your silliness! This is not a surprise <3 You're just a silly guy! No matter what you do, you're just inherently very silly! Your texting habit is silly, your roleplay is silly, and even when you give advice you're silly! Not messing around kinda silly, you're sweet and soft about it. You don't let anything be too serious! It's refreshing ya know? And you and Lake just click, your friendship is really nice to witness :]

@slymanner - Tony bestie I know we just formally got to know each other about two months ago but it already feels like forever burger bro. Something special about you is just how alike we are! Remember we first got a long because we had the same vibes? You remind me of me and it just felt like we were meant to click. But remember, you're more than that to me! You're silly, you're funny, you're kind, and you're chaotic as heck <333 You're awesome. Burger bros against the world!

@joyflameball - Cassie Rose you are awesome and you are an obligatory part of this list *holds you like a cat by the scruff* you cannot escape my positivity and love. Something special about you is how utterly unhinged you are, and yes, it seems I'm very drawn to unhinged people! With all your passions you're just so deranged about them /pos it's inspiring how passionate you are that it makes you want to bite a piece of media and shake it like a chew toy <3

@ghost-vessel - GHOST MY BIG SIB HIIII one of my many online siblings <333 Met you through Deltarune but totally met met you as a person through Omori! What a chance amirite? And I'm glad I did! To me, something special about you is how calm you are! Like, you're easy to talk to... You're super duper chill and just an all around great guy(gnc)! Just random talks with you is really nice, sib!

@just-jammin - JUST JAMMIN LYRIC LYR JAM PRIDEDRAFT X!!! One of the ogs fr <33 I've known em since I first got on Tumblr in the Six the Musical fandom- Yeah weird first Tumblr Fandom don't ask <3 Something special about you to me is how helpful you are! Or moreover how you're always so willing to help. It's not always a good thing to try to help everyone, trust me I know. But either way you still try your best to help! Wherever you end up next is gonna be your call, but I know you'll still be trying to help anyone along the way. Just don't forget to help yourself sometimes, okay? You're worth more than who you help or what you make!

@ayyyyysexual - Void sibestie omg... here is another online sibling of mine <3 ....Actually almost everyone on this list is almost a sibling to me.... huh. Well anyways! VOID OH MY GOD heyyyyy :] my favorite triple A battery (i think?? unless you're demi now because of a certain someone ;)- OKAY I'M GOING) Something special about you is how utterly chaotic you are- HAHA I'M SERIOUS! You're just so chaotic I really can't imagine how'd it be if you weren't! Or how'd it be if I didn't have it in my life! You're a silly little abyss ya know?

@bloop-arts - BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP THEOOOOOOO HAIIII surprise surprise, another sibling! ....I have a lot of siblings that lack a gender. Anyways, Bloopothy....... Paps! Something special about you is your inherent warmth.... And by that I mean your vibes are just so.. warm! It's hard to describe them any way else! You're very kind and bright and you just have this comforting warmth that's very special to me! And I'm sure it's special to a lot of people too! Papapapapap

@borkthemork - Bork.... Borky Bork Bork whose real name is really pretty but I'm still afraid to use! One of the coolest ever.... You didn't think I'd put in BLOOP and not put in the BORK didja??? Nononono my friend! They are a package deal! A duo! Set: Do Not Separate! To me, something special about you is your autism swag! I'm kidding, partially- But in all seriousness its your patience. I would say smarts, your intelligence, your calm and collected attitude, but in the end those all tie into your patience! Your patience with people, your patience with yourself, your patience with understanding others and your own emotions. It's nice...

@cute-as-buttons - SASHA!!! BUTTONS!!! MOOOOMMMM!!! First parent on the list <3 You became my parent out of association with my dad, who is your ex, so you are my ex-step-mom but either way you're still a mom to me <333 Something special about you to me is your sweetness. It seems simple, right? But, you should know that simple things can be beautiful. You have a nice warm energy to you, somewhat akin to Bloop's, but it's certainly catered to your own. Your kindness just makes you seem.... alive. Real. Human. You laugh, you cry, you joke, you smile, you live. It's good.

And now for the general mentions!

@pyroclastic727 @honneibun @maritasdump @ectoplasmic-knife @miraclesprinkles @mira-blue @wormautopsy @generalyunan @ohyoumeanher and everyone else in the Amphibia server, those I missed! You are all so special to me. Though you guys are HUGE and there's a lot of you, you all make me feel at home with your chaos. Your art, your writing, your jokes, your drama, all of it. It's one big frog community and we're all just enjoying where the chemicals in the water are taking us <3

@ask-the-daeu-mod-hub everyone in the utdr askblog fandom, you guys opened me back up to close knit communities after a while of just being in my own bubble.... You were all the gateway, the start of my true freedom. The silly bullshit we all get into, the angst, the lore, the memes- Honestly, you guys changed my life. I was in the Amphibia server before this, but I was honestly still kinda messed up.... you guys really helped. Thank you.

And all my old friends from the beginning of tumblr, @djts-arts @altairtalisman @spooner7308 @san-shui @cryptidmuppet @pandora-dusk my bunfriend, and a lot more. You guys were the real start of it all. Seriously, where would I be without you all? If it weren't for you guys, I probably wouldn't have survived this hellsite. Thanks, for guiding me til I can stand on my own. I'm glad to know that I have a lot of people catching me if I fall though.

[corninthegob]

HAWWOWOWEEN

i fucking hate how this came out all the colours are wrong but i wanted to make something for halloween and the other thing i was working on was simply Too Complicated and i gave up. might still finish it but NOT in time for halloween i havent even finished the sketch,

Halloween is in spring for Australia and ive always loved the idea of making spring themed halloween stuff. Kinda helps this is usually around thd time our grass goes gold/brown from the heat lmao. Been pretty wet and cold this spring but USUALLY it isnt so im sticking to that. nothing scarier than hayfever amirite lads.

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION]

A jack o'lantern made from a pineapple in a garden at twilight. Behind it is a pale ginger cat with a gold peircing in its right ear. Scattered across the grass is various candies. Two cartoony skulls are also in frame, one wearing a dandelion flowercrown and the other sunglasses. Bees are flying around. One has a Scream mask on. There are 2 redbacks crawling on the pumpkin and leaving webs everywhere. In the background is two lavender bushes.

[frannyzooey]

i know you said no more dave/nanny stuff, but you reblogging dave instantly makes me think of them 😩

I just —

Why is he —

Me too.

Here are some other super amazing authors with Dave stuff! ❤️

@zeldasayer OF COURSE; the original perfection that is Above & Beyond (when the goal is just to destroy your 🐱 (because yes pls, amirite) then reread this over and over and over like me ❤️

@absurdthirst and @storiesofthefandomlovers also have a great Dave/nanny (the way he comes out of the shower, I — 🚨👄🚨 )

@filthybookworm broke my fucking brain with her Dave — she wrote one and then never wrote him again and honestly, it’s for the best because I wasn’t fucking ready

@gamingaquarius this line on her Dave summary always makes me laugh: “Dave York is not a nice man, but you knew that!”

@songsformonkeys digs into who Dave is and the writing is sublime

@yespolkadotkitty her True North story is the best soft Dave, honest to god

@buttercup--bee has a great Dave fic that is also very original and had me like 👀👀

@artemiseamoon has some amazing, filthy Dave; I think about her content............a lot 👀

@ohpedromypedro is FILTHY ❤️

@perropascal and @starlight-starwrites are co authoring a Dave — I haven’t read it, but the summary looks good!

@pedro-pascal-love also has a series I haven’t read, but looks intriguing ��

If anyone knows any more, feel free to add in the comments so others can read! ❤️

[matsuropalette]

adults will be on this site, a site used by teenagers, like many many teenagers, and then be shocked and appalled when going "lmao teenagers fucking suck amirite?" is met with upset teenagers. especially on fandom posts for media made for 14yos. you walked into the wasps nest and started preaching the supremacy of bees bestie

[undeniablycandycane]

i had a horrible dream

[rocketpunchhh]

@kageillusionz​ tagged me in this thing, so WHY NOT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rules: tag three or more people and post four different anime characters you think you relate to personality wise. (you’re more than welcome to give an explanation as to why.)

tag: @macy-bee​ @l1ldraws @stupidbadgers and whoever else wants to do this I guess. 

1: Roger (101 Dalmatians)

I KNOW ITS NOT AN ANIME but CUNT BE TAMED. I think i’m the most like Roger. Working from home, living that dog owner life, making very stupid content for funs in my spare time, just doing my shit

2: Shikamaru (Naruto)

Unlike him I am a dumbass, but the pure EXHAUSTED ENERGY this boy has, I understand this so much. Birth is a curse and existence is a prison, amirite

3: Nico Robin (One Piece)

Robin because she has a misunderstood sense of humour. I’ve been told many times my sense of humour is fucked up. I don’t see it but eeeey B)

4: Kakashi (Naruto)

I relate to Kakashi during his Hokage days only. Exhausted dog person who has to work but would rather just read porn all day long? That’s pretty much me. Also that horrible hokage snuggie? 10/10 perfect chilling attire, would wear