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Same energy.
#sandra oh#up yours#i'm sure it's a coincidence#but maybe not#fuck you laura neal#killing eve twitter#the devil works hard but the ke fandom works harder
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will there ever be a day where i don’t cry about killing eve…
#i’ve said this over and over and i will keep saying it#how do you fuck up a show that fucking bad#HOW#the entire point was right there#killing villanelle served no purpose other than shock value#fuck you laura neal#forever and always#don’t mind me i’m just a mess#killing eve#villanelle#eve polastri#villaneve#eve x villanelle
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I finished watching killing eve and WTF ????? DJSKAKAKAKKDNDBEJEJWKAM NOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
#fuck you laura neal#villanelle is still alive in my head ok#villanelle and eve are having their happily ever after#uagahahjhjjjjjjk#i expected it but i didnt think i was actually gonna cry😭😭😭😭😭#im gonna cope by reading fanfics#and daydreaming about them together#killing eve
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thinking about the killing eve s3 finale and the orpheus and eurydice of it all…..
#silas speaks#the hold that this show continues to have on me even til this day is… sickening to say the least#fuck you forever laura neal#i honestly wish they just ended it at the bridge scene#killing eve#killing eve season 3#killing eve s3#orpheus#orphydice#eurydice#greek mythology#villaneve#villanelle#eve polastri#sandra oh#jodie comer#phoebe waller bridge
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just remembered that i went on a tipsy rant about season 4 of killing eve and i described it as "they missed the point so badly it was like if someone wrote a tv show about bald people who hate that theyre bald and spend 3 seasons having them slowly accept that theyre bald and then in the 4th season they all wear wigs"
#still baffled that someone got to write a season of killing eve and seemingly missed every point the show was trying to make#wym eve is 'free' of villanelle at the end SHE LITERALLY IS VILLANELLE 😭😭😭 WE SPENT 3 SEASONS ESTABLISHING THAT#adding characters to the story bc everyone around eve & villanelle was dropping dead like. yes the narrative is closing in on them#bc everyone they come into contact with is fucking dead thats the POINT it's SUPPOSED to get more and more intense and focused on them#it's literally basic media literacy LAURA NEAL WHEN I FIND YOU..............................#personal#killing eve
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this show has consumed my life and all of my thoughts.
jodie comer and sandra oh gave us one of the best onscreen kisses ever
#please they were so happy to kiss eachother they couldn’t stop i’m fucking sobbing#no thoughts just killing eve#eve polastri#killing eve spoilers#jodie comer#villanelle#villaneve#i can’t even rn#this is the most adorable shit#villanelle kissing her cheek#also fuck you laura neal
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Because some of you are missing the point of why people are upset about this last episode, tip: it's not about a fucking ship
It's about how in a show with a lesbian middle aged protagonist, said protagonist only got a 30 minute episode for her own trial while the only male character got the longest episode yet where SHE was sidelined;
This is about how this male character will appear more and more after this show anyway and didn't need all this time they could have used in episode 5 instead;
This is about how when you use the agatha all along tag on twitter HIS emoji comes up but not hers;
This is about how we finally have a lesbian protagonist but media and now a good chunk of you people are still managing to make it about a man instead and refuse to understand why people are rightfully angry about it;
"There are still 3 episodes left" and i bet my ass they are not going to be as long as this one
Episode 7 is about Lilia which puts billy on the spotlight again;
Episode 9 is a flashback;
This leaves episode 8 as the sole agatha episode and its gonna be her *check notes* FIGHTING her love interest and most likely than not dying and billy taking the protagonism again because must i remind you we know from the funkos he will get a whole ass magical girl transformation when they won't even update the titular character's "uniform" from her wandavision dress
People are mad about a lot of things and y'all know damn well none of them is actually about mlm rep, this is about women, specially sapphic women, being sidelined in their own spaces for a man
edit: do i have to keep saying how detrimental to the main female character this shit is being, all these women flocking around... for a man
Edit 2: OH and because Jac already said it so i dont have to hide this leak anymore
THE FINAL TRIAL IS NOT RIO'S, IT'S BILLY'S so again, fuck this new Laura Neal ass showrunner and fuck marvel
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#lilia calderu#rio vidal#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#even the coven was shown to be aaaaall about him#this is just disappointing#agathario because why not yall are so sure this is about them anyway#guess u could call the end of this post a rumor#but at this point its a leak
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Okay. I literally just finished S3 of LoVM and I have thoughts. Also, I just need to write those thoughts out to try and process what I'm feeling. Because I'm feeling a lot.
If it isn't obvious, everything that follows this is going to spoil the fuck out of all of LoVM and also CR C1, so, y'know, stop reading if you haven't watched yet and care about spoilers. You're beautiful, and I love you.
Okay. So. First, things that I want to praise unabashedly:
Laura Bailey is a fucking angel sent from the heavens to show humanity what god-tier voice acting is. I cannot get over her, and at this point I don't think I ever will. Love's First Crit was fucking phenomenal and heartbreaking and you bet your ass I was crying in the club.
Thordak-Raishan was cool as fuck and I loved the way they did it. I actually wish we got a bit longer of a fight there, it almost felt too quick. Would have loved to see Raishan fully let loose, but the narrative supported a sort of Keyleth v Raishan finale, so not a huge thing for me. I thought it was dope.
I saw you reading Der Kattenprintz to your daughter, Syldor. Don't think I didn't see that.
Kaylie's Song was as beautiful as I knew it would be. Sam and Mr. Fantastic and Neal Acree having been making fucking gold from Day 1 on this soundtrack, and I suspect they'll continue to do so in Season 4.
And now...the rest. The thoughts. The things. There are two big ones, and I'll start with the smaller of the two:
I did not like everyone splitting up for the first half of this episode drop. Was it technically both thematic and narratively sound? Yeah, absolutely it was. And I 100% get that this is something you can take advantage of in a TV show that doesn't really work at a D&D table. But for the Matron's sake, the show is called The Legend of Vox Machina. It is still about Vox Machina as a group, not as individuals. And the party is the heart of the story in the animation as much as it was in the live play. And splitting them up for such big moments feels like shit.
The other teams members not being there to see Earth Elemental Keyleth? That sucks. I know she got to show it off later when she killed Raishan, but it still sucks that that huge development moment for her happened completely devoid of the rest of VM.
Vax and Vex killing Ripley on their own? Sucked. Absolutely sucked. They went through all the extra work of building Ripley into a much bigger villain in the show -- both by having her survive Glintshore but also by us seeing her working with Umbrasyl in Season 2 and then again with Thordak in Season 3. They turned her into a proper major villain, and then never had the party as a whole fight her.
Her and Percy go mano y mano at Glintshore with no party intervention, and then the twins kill her with not only no party intervention, but not even telling the party they were going after her.
Like I get that Percy matters a whole hell of a lot to Vex, and by extension to Vax, but the rest of the party also loves him? And misses him? And wants him back? And they just...never get to fight Ripley?
Yeah, it's a TV show, you can have characters doing different things, but now you've lost a party experience. Vox Machina did not kill Anna Ripley. Vex and Vax did. And I'm sure some people are totally cool with that, but to me it really kills the heart of the story which is the party as a whole and the experiences they have together.
And speaking of splitting up.... what the fuck was that decision to replace Bard's Lament with the entire party just being like "well I guess we'll go do our own stuff now!"
Yes, the threat of the Whispered One will force them back together. Yes, because of the streamlined nature of the show we don't have as many side plots holding the group together now that the Conclave has been defeated. Yes, TV is different than D&D.
But holy fuck did I hate that decision, from both an adaptation standpoint and a narrative standpoint.
The first bit there is self-explanatory -- they fully removed one of the most iconic parts of C1. Despite -- in my and a lot of other people's opinions -- spending the better part of Season 2 and 3 setting up Scanlan's departure only to pivot at the last moment. I get making changes to fit the medium and the time constraints. But it was so obvious they were setting Scanlan's leave up from Season 2, and all the writing was on the wall, and then it was just nothing. And I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed we won't hear "what's my mother's name."
But even if I look past that disappointment, the narrative of it feels underwhelming on its own. Scanlan leaving is a huge moment for him, realizing he needs to look after his own needs, and having Keyleth basically echo the same sentiment really diminishes that moment. It feels like a goodbye episode -- and I get that S4 just got picked up like three days ago so they probably made that change so the show could end there if S4 wasn't ever made. That's probably the realistic answer.
But wow did I not like it. Wow wow wow. Like.... wow wow wow. I just...it felt so underwhelming. I kept waiting for the big moment, for the big season ending punch -- like the Chroma Conclave flying in at the end of S1 or the Raishan reveal at the end of S2 -- and there was just nothing. Yeah, we got the Vecna stinger, but that didn't involve the party. That didn't command immediate "oh no what's this."
It felt like it was setting up four new spinoff shows, not another season of the Legend of Vox Machina.
And let me be clear, this is all one dude's very fresh rant. This means nothing. If you loved these episodes, do not let me dillute your enjoyment. And I know CR and Titmouse don't owe me a damn thing -- they're not making this for me. I get that. But I just cannot believe that's the route they took.
In my opinion, the first two season very much felt like an adaptation. But this season felt more "inspired by," rather than an adaptation. And how much of that hits for you is totally personal preference. If I'd never seen any of C1 I'd love every moment of this. As its own things, it's still an incredible show and incredible art.
But it just felt like the heart was missing -- for me, at least -- in the back half of this season. Maybe I'm a hater. Maybe I'm resistant to chance. But it just didn't quite land and I needed to write all this out just to process my own feelings. Which is all they are. Feelings.
I still love CR. I still love LoVM. And of course I love y'all. Bidet.
#lovm spoilers#lovm s3#critical role#legend of vox machina spoilers#legend of vox machina#anna ripley#bard's lament#don't forget to love each other#i feel a little empty inside
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i made a playlist for my best gal <3
(track listing etc under the cut)
the world
i am the river - lael neale / heavy balloon - fiona apple / fire - kimya dawson / summer cold - bedouine / hello earth - kate bush / the apocalypse song - st vincent
annabel lee
abbey - mitski / mermaids - florence + the machine / gold dust woman - fleetwood mac /sleep to dream - fiona apple / buy the stars - marina / cop car - mitski
“the body”
entombed in ice - avalon emerson / haunted water - SPELLLING / newspaper - fiona apple
nona <3
human behaviour - björk / once in a lifetime - talking heads / i just love you more - kate nash / sea of love - cat power / and she was - talking heads / how big, how blue, how beautiful - florence + the machine / the wheel - laura stevenson / crash - charli xcx / leave my body - florence + the machine
the unlocked tomb
don’t fence me in - amyl and the sniffers / seether - veruca salt / fallen alien - fka twigs / do you take this man - diamanda galás / it’s not a fashion statement, it’s a fucking deathwish - my chemical romance
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she deserved so much better, i will forever wish laura neal the worst
EVE POLASTRI | TAKE ME TO THE HOLE (Killing Eve, 1x05)
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#idc#she could be the sweetest#most wonderful woman ever#FUCK her#eat shit you fuckin psycho#who takes such an enigmatic#engaging#compelling#relationship of two women on opposing sides#falling in love in the most psychotic#elaborate#romanticized way#And with ALL OF THAT#AND WITH THEM FINALLY FINDING EACH OTHER AND HAVING PEACE FOR A WHILE#god they’re in love#laura neal took all of that#this is one of three shows that’s ever had such a firm grasp on me#this show meant so much to me#i hope she rots and i mean it
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Nobody liked the way Killing Eve ended...
...except for these two nobodies.
#killing eve#eve polastri#villanelle#eve x villanelle#ke s4#it sucked#i blame laura neal#i blame sally woodward gentle too#fuck them#you blew it#homophobes#we deserved better#i will never shut up about this
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I have been watching TV series my whole life
But there are three major disappointments I have while watching TV series and anticipating next seasons of TV series. Three major disappointments regarding TV series in chronological order:
1) Game of thrones season 8 had been so abyssmal that all the love I had for that show dwindled into bits of pieces. Fuck you David Benioff and D.B Weiss 😡😡 for fucking up Daenerys and Emilia Clarke and other cast members too by butchering their character arcs.
2) Killing Eve season 4 ending was the worst . I am angry 😡 on Laura Neal for fucking up the whole series by killing off Villanelle and doing justice to Jodie Comer.
3) Latest is the depression I am having right now because of the announcement of Special ops lioness season 2. That is Taylor Sheridan has not announced Stephanie Nur for season 2 of this series. She was instrumental for the success of this series along with Laysla De Oliveira, not big names like Zoe Saldana and Nicole Kidman. People watched the series for Steph not for some bullshit military propaganda. I am so pissed off. Taylor Sheridan you are doing a mistake.
#game of thrones#special ops lioness#killing eve#Stephanie Nur#Emilia Clarke#jodie comer#justice for these three ladies
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Ya know what really fucks me up? Is that in a show like killing eve, given its subject matter and what are ladies find themselves involved in you would honestly expect one or even both of them to bite it in the end but the show just decided to do it in the most bullshit, needless and avoidable manner possible and end the show on a downer ending rather than just a bittersweet one. I am still mad.
i will forever remain bitter about the ending of killing eve just because laura neal felt she had to get one up on her fans while high on her own shit supply.
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The end of Killling Eve pisses me off SO BAD. Laura Neal in 5 days you will begin to cough. And you know what pisses me off I've been to the Thames currents aren't even like that. So fucking WHY
#scribblesbyc#like for why?? who does this help#even jodie said it was off so???#her ending up in love with the assassin should have been a much better ending like???
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be mine for always, and i'll be yours forever.
#finally posted this here!#killing eve is one of my biggest heartbreaks istg#fuck you laura neal#killing eve#villanelle#oksana#jodie comer#eve polastri#illustration#artists on tumblr#wlw#sandra oh#killing eve fanart#eve x villanelle#janeru draws#jiyaneru
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And just how is this “unromantic”? It’s precisely the opposite. It’s so romantic you gasp just watching it.
It is absolutely Jodie Comer and Sandra Oh saying “fuck the script, we’ll do this our way”. It’s improv.
#killing eve#villaneve#villanelle#jodie comer#eve polastri#sandra oh#when great actors gets an awful script#they make do with improvisation#jodie: sandra I hate this#sandra: me too babe me too#we’ll get through this bullshit together#fuck you laura neal
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