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#gay gay homosexual gay#I exist to spite republican governors#Kim Reynolds can eat my ass#fuck you Kim#kim reynolds#196#apartmentofawesome#r/196#rule
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stop reblogging on the official porynews acc Kim. you'll get us all fired for this
More videos from Kris Zhaokai, the other chocolate guy. You won't regret this one!
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imagine your kid growing up and listening to a song telling how much you suck
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Had my annual performance review at work and... it's a hundrered percent confirmed. I hate my fucking boss. (I miss the old one - John come back we need you!). She is the answer to the question of what would happen if someone were put in charge and let the powertrip go to her head unchecked.
#Look it's an OG post#Hate her so damn much#can't believe anything is making me miss working at the tax office#stg#Fuck you kim
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that#literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me#it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought#my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case#because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now#also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay
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when ppl’s “body positive/plus size” art just starts and ends with a big ass
#nothing else? nothing else at all#no other characteristics? hokay#girl that's not a plus sized person that's kim kardashian. i'll fucking KILL you#sergle.txt#like this is positive for no body. this is just regular horny. don't try and tell me this is body posi#like that's fine if you just wanna be horny. call it what it is and stop pretending like you're doing me a favor#draw a stomach for christ's sake
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Speaking of a lesbian Shen Yuan, let's just get it out of the way this woman would NOT know how to act after transmitgation. Like, all it took for a male Shen Yuan to start acting like the world's biggest babygirl was dying and being reborn into a villain's body, what do you think would happen if he was a closeted lesbian who religiously consumed either porn or male centric media? She'd commit war crimes on the poor women who had the luck of interacting with her. This woman would squeeze Liu Qingge's biceps and playfully say she can always depend on her strong shimei to protect her, she'd U-haul a marriageble age Luo Binghe into her side room and treat her as one would a wife, she'd host her sect leader to talk about her peak's budget wearing exactly two layers because it's just so hot and we're all women here shijie, she'd invite Gongyi Xiao to her peak with a smile and too much subtext for it to sound like a simple discipline invite to anyone hearing it, she'd call Zhuzi-lang fascinating to her face with no type of irony or mockery. This woman would would do all that AND still think think someone means lebanese when they say they're a lesbian, again, the system doesn't know what type of evil they unleashed upon the PIDW world
#shen qingqiu#Shen Yuan#luo binghe#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#gongyi xiao#zhuzi lang#Svsss#scum villain#scum villans self saving system#Of course she's only acting that way with the women to be friendly#the only thing is that her examples of female friendships are whatever the fuck Kim possible and Shego had going on#and those fanservice hot springs scenes in anime where the women would lowkey start flirting with each other#and why is she only that way with the women you may ask? Bc all the men belong to Lbh obviously
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I was ltr just drawing them in swapped outfits cuz ya know disco is canon in Yakuza 0 and then bam they fucking Harry Du Bois'd Majima and ive never been more hyped for a video game in my life
Expect to see more of this in non shitpost style (yes I lowered the graphics on kiryu and majima im tired) bc I love disco fashion and RGG and DE <3
#fucking majima game i cant beleive it#shit looks so good Im not even joking#finally some good fucking bizzare yakuza game food#its majima tho im sure the story is gonna somehow be fucking heartbreaking#the funniest and craziest things are (looking at you disco elysium)#my art#like a dragon#yakuza pirate in hawaii#yakuza pirates in hawaii#is it plural? ive seen both#goro majima#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#kazuma kiryu#yakuza 0#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#my beloved <3
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My echo, my shadow, and me
#better call saul#saul goodman#jimmy mcgill#art#I have been working on a companion Kim piece for fucking ever but it’s just not clicking yet#Have sweet James in the meantime#I have a ton of unposted art from the past (Jesus Christ) few years so eventually you will see that <3
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god i seriously am never getting over That Scene in orv. kim dokja has so little compassion for himself that the only thing he can think to do upon being confronted with the most powerless, frightened, vulnerable version of himself is to try and murder it with his own hands. even when everyone is sobbing and begging him to stop, even when everyone has already forgiven him without reservation, even when yoo motherfucking pilgrim of the apocalypse joonghyuk cannot muster any animosity, kdj will not stop trying to convince them this trembling little boy needs to die. it had been well established by that point that kdj is self destructive and self loathing, but he was good at maintaining some emotional distance from his actions. but the moment he steps off that train, recognizes his own drawings, realizes what's happened, that impassive veneer shatters and he becomes desperate and vicious. this man hates himself so much. seriously, can you imagine how it must have felt to be oldest dream? you're an abused, lonely, depressed child. profoundly alone in this world, betrayed by everyone you've ever loved. you are so frightened of everything you can't bear to live in reality. you meet yourself from the future, but even he has no sympathy for you. no, he hates you. he hates you so much he wants to kill you. he would point a broken sword at his own throat if it meant he could erase you. you don't know what you did wrong. you never do. all you can do is cower from the monster and hope he doesn't get you.
like it's so fucked up. orv is so fucked up.
#what if you were the villain of your own story. my god#and the way kdj goes back to pretending to be casual afterwards is also eerie. guy who can handle his feelings normally#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv spoilers#kim dokja#could seriously talk about this scene for days it's so fucked up in like 20 different ways#because imagine how horrible it must have been for kdj to have his vulnerability laid bare w nothing to hide behind. kdj of all people.
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listening and learning
#crazy fucking thing to say kim. if i’m honest#are you into me lieutenant.#disco elysium#de#kim kitsuragi#harry du bois#kimharry#harrykim#1k
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i guess i had to make with the kimchuck, coward
#hey cptkitten when i got this fucking ko-fi notif a month ago i almost fell out of my chair laughing how dare you be this funny HDGFHJD#im too embarrassed to tag this with the main tags this will find its audience or whatever LMAO#evil sudoku kim ull always be famous#now i know i made a poll long ago asking if i should make it domestic or charged and charged won (staring at all of u who voted that)#however this image was so vivid my head i had to put it on (digital) paper pftt#BUT for a measly 10 dollars i will once again draw sincere charged kimchuck fa#<- GTRET78DJHDGFHHJ#sunnysidedisco#sunnysidemeshi#sunnysidedoodles
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Kim dokja
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my orv reading experience
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#joongdok#kim dokja#nirvana moebius#sched#i love how orv keeps making fun of kdj being ugly#even though he's not#but you know#beautification of art style but irl kdj will look like a fruit that's been stepped on#i'm gonna fuck him anyways#wait how could i forget the dilf#yoo joonghyuk#iunart
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godddd how can ppl just continue to remain sane after thinking about yoohankim for more than 10 seconds tis beyond me to comprehend
yoo joonghyuk, warned by kim dokja himself that if you want to meet me and learn your reason for existing is to save my life you will have to regress and relive the apocalypse hell for 1864 times. you will break, you will get depressed, you will forget why you started this to begin with. and all yoo joonghyuk said was "I hope you continue to exist somewhere too"
han sooyoung, warned by dokkaebi king (fourth wall) that if you want to enter the 41st worldline and get kim dokja back you will die because your death has been recorded on the wall and you will forget we ever had this meeting, and all han sooyoung said was "If this is the probability needed for you to come back then..."
#them i think#orv#orv side story#yoohan love kdj so much can you even understand the magnitude of their love#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#han sooyoung#yoohankim#joongdok#doksoo#fuck all three of u (desperate)
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du bois superstar
#this is so stupid#I hate him (affectionate)#no but actually though#how the fuck do you not get over a break up in 6 years#among other things#hes just special like that#harry du bois#disco elysium#drawing#sketch#my posts#de#disco elysium fanart#kim kitsuragi#illustration#artists on tumblr#character art#digital art#doodle#art#artwork
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