#fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[kkusuka]

simon riley fucks you like he'll never see you again.

you're pinned top the mattress, thighs to chest, trying to hold onto the headboard that is absolutely denting your apartment’s walls. but it feels so good- his cock stretches your poor cunt so well and he's pounding into the spot that makes your brain go fuzzy.

you've come on his dick more times that you can think of at the moment, and he just keeps going. his mouth licking and biting around your ear so you can hear all of his growling and panting, “so good f'me, cunt squeezes me perfectly."

then he's at the junction of your neck and biting down- he has to leave something that can stay imprinted on your skin until he comes back. it's not like the hickeys he left on your chest, down your stomach, or between your thighs will do the job.

and just when you think he's about to come- and give you some rest until he picks you up and starts again- he flips both of you over as if you can do anything but grind your pounded pussy on his cock.

"aw, is it too much f'ya? can't handle a little dicking down?" and you almost believe that he'll take pity on you, and get you on your back, his hand reaches down to your abused clit and gives it a good pinch, "need help? tha's too bad aint it? yer not gettn' shit until you start riding like you mean it." 

[chubby-p1nk]

I feel like- Outside of the whole hero aspect, Kon is one of those friends who are very close, very physical, but—in a somewhat brusque and annoying way LAKSDASK That kind of friend who, when he pats you on the back, accidentally break you like a stick.

Kon is like that, AND HE KNOWS IT- THAT ALIEN TANK KNOWS IT, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT BECAUSE HE'S LIKE A HUSKY MIXED WITH A ROTTWEILER.

[bunnis-monsters]

Hiii I love your bee hybrid fics. My sister was a sickly baby and we did the kangaroo hold a lot which is when you hold a baby to your bare chest and it regulates heart beats. So I thought it would be a cute fluff for the queen to suggest it and all the bees be confused and like, “my queen you want to hand your child over to kangaroos?”

AWWWW

I can imagine after giving birth, you’re quite exhausted. The little baby bee in your arms is being monitored carefully, and the bee hybrids seem a bit confused when he doesn’t fuss like the others do.

“K-Kangaroo hold…” you murmur as your attendants clean you up. “That… should help…”

They look at each other in confusion, all creeping around their queen to make sure you haven’t hurt yourself.

“Your majesty, kangaroos are dangerous. We wouldn’t even let a kangaroo hybrid hold your young,” one of them says, checking you for a fever.

“Are you okay?”

You blink and give yourself a moment to process what they’re saying before you let out a weak laugh. “No… not… not an actual kangaroo. You need to hold the baby to your chest… so he can feel your heartbeat.”

The bees are quick to follow your orders. Soon, the baby starts to fuss a bit, and he even nurses for the first time.

Now, any time they have even the slightest suspicion a baby isn’t doing well, your lovably dumb bee hybrids rip off any clothing they have and hold the little one to their chest.

[b1mbodoll]

pairings: sim jaeyun x f! reader

warnings: sugar daddy! jake + exhibitionism + handjobs + facials

💌: he’s a giver what can i say.

sugar daddy! jake gets hard when you spend his money. you mention youre going shopping with ur girls n sends you money. mention u have a nail appointment, he’s sending money. overhears you talk about a new purse you want n he searches up the price just to send you double the amount.

you can pay him back by giving him a little fashion show of what you bought or jerk him off, wrap your pretty little hand around his length n swipe the tip, show off the nails n let him clean the cum off your fingers by sliding them in his mouth, he’ll even kiss your knuckles n grip your wrist to drag your new set across his chest, hissing in pleasure when they glide over his nipples.

he wants you to drain his pockets like you drain his balls every time he fucks you.

if you take him shopping with you, all you have to do is look at an item for a second too long n he’s asking the employee for your size.

when you go to check out, jake stands behind you n not so subtley grinds against you, one hand holding you close n the other patting his pockets for his wallet, handing it to you n biting his cheek to stifle a moan when you swipe it without caring about the total amount.

he’ll provide for your materialistic needs n it makes his tip leak because you Know he can n it wont even make a dent in his bank account.

his favorite thing is when you try on the new, expensive makeup he bought for you n get all dolled up in a new outfit too. don’t blame him if he ruins the look with loads of cum, the sticky, creamy consistency clinging to your lashes n dribbling from your chin onto the pricey top you just bought with His money, he promises he’ll buy you a new one!

[teaboot]

Oink oink fuckface

I’m genuinely curious what it is you think I do for a living

Like seriously, carte blanche. Anon is on and my inbox is open

Please tell me in detail what you think my job is and how I do it and how it contributes to the ongoing violent oppression of minorities in our collective descent into a militant fascist oligarchy

List my wages and weapons and body armour and how many compatriots stand at my side to defend my crimes

Or admit that you don’t actually know the difference between a private militia and a dude in a $15 plastic uniform

[dittolicous]

emmet flyes to kalos specifically to kill that one 'destroy all public transit cept taxis' guy and that alone

emmet, suddenly standing up: im going to kalos

ingo: what?!

emmet: i sense someone is harming public transit. they must cease and desist. i will be back in three days.

ingo: oh! bravo, have at it then! .... bring me back a mug.

emmet: you will get a key chain

[knif3cvtt3r]

"My daughter is just mouthy and disrespectful!"

Your son cuts himself and is suicidal.

[dukeofash]

When you are googling something and the forum answers are very helpful :)

[i-am-church-the-cat]

No, you know what, I am still upset at McLaren and Lando for highlighting the platform of somebody who would like to see me and my family dead in my very conservative home state. That wasn’t cool at all

[ahaura]

(Nov. 3)

@adamjohnsonCHI :The logic of the “humanitarian pause” explained here—buy time and fend off and dilute pressure from below:

[imminent-danger-came]

Spider Queen: "Augh! Lady Bone Demon! So it is her! Well, if she wants to-" MK: "-Yeah, she scares me too." Spider Queen: "I'm not scared! I am the queen!" MK: "Please! She's the bone demon! I don't know, maybe if we work together-" Spider Queen: "*laughs* Work together *chuckles*. I don't need help from a child!"

(2x09 72 Transformations)

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MK: "I've never really needed a scary new monkey form before, so, I thought maybe I'd just use it next time." Sun Wukong: "Next time!? Kid, there might not be a next time! This is the time!" MK: "It'll be fine! Mei and I got the awesome new armor and everything! You know when we look this good, ain't nothing gonna beat us." Sun Wukong: "Kid, new armor isn't gonna cut it! We have to hit Azure with everything we've got! You can't just, ignore this whole part of your power because it scares you!"

(4x12 The Plan Man)

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Yeah, she scares me too. I've never really needed a scary new monkey form before

[snixx]

I am ONE jai shree ram away from disowning my country and going on a killing spree

[peachdoxie]

Fucking hate those assholes who drive around blasting heavy bass from their stupid subwoofers. Absolute asshats with zero consideration for others. I hope your subwoofers break your car and cost you thousands of dollars, fuckheads.

[trucygoose]

THEYRE SETTING OFF FUCKING FIREWORKS AGAIN

[gothamsmom]

100000/10

(also, me to Jason and Dick-)

((@jason-peter-t0dd & @the-original-robin-l))

[DAZED FROM BLOOD LOSS] hey not to kill the vibe completely but i think i am in love with you