#fuck you!!! bite maim kill!!!!!!
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It’s my brainrot and I get to choose which parts of canon to remove with a hacksaw
#headcanon#headcanons#fandom things#fandom#bean’s post#this post can be about whatever you want but to me it’s about that one joke about tfc scout and soldier in the tf2 comics#tw p*dophilia mention from here on out#reality can be whatever I want and what I want is to remove the joke#where the implied gay couple are then immediately implied to be child exploiters and/or p*dos#because what the fuck!!!!!!#it’s one line not even a full sentence that exist ONLY to make us not feel bad when they die!!#it’s not funny it doesn’t add anything to the story the only thing it accomplishes is making homophobes laugh#not to mention it’s really lazy#if you removed that line there is nothing before it that feels incomplete and nothing after that feels out of nowhere#and ‘how do we make the audience hate these characters? I know! let’s make them p*dos’ is *textbook* lazy writing#fuck you!!! bite maim kill!!!!!!
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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oh my god there he is,,
the laziest motherfucker on the world in person <333,,, and he looks so fucking good!! look at his hair,,, i'm gonna start barking i swear to god,,, was this really too much to ask for,,, was it really,,,, kim hyunsoo i'm crawling on your ceiling rn,,,,,
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#berkis#IT WAS LITERALLY THAT EASY. WHAT THE FUCK. LOOK AT IT. IT LOOKS GREAT.#BITING AND KILLING AND MAIMING#YOU COULD'VE DONE THIS THE ENTIRE TIME MOTHERFUCKER SO WHY DIDN'T YOU#HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JAVIER THAT WAS SUCH A STUPID ASS REASON I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR#god the genuine happiness i feel at seeing him and the gorgeous design he got is drowned by my hatred of the choices that were made#it was literally this easy....... this whole time.... we could've had javier with his silver hair this whole time............#i crave. violence.#ep 120
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i hate you diet culture i hate you body competitions i hate you extreme workout culture i hate you body shaming i hate you unhealthy expectations for how bodies should look i hate you culture that promotes starving i hate you unrealistic body images i h
#rin rants#rin rambles#tw eating disorder#tw diet#I AM SO FUCKING SICK. AND TIRED. OF THIS BULLSHIT#i am FINALLY at a healthy weight and body fat percentage after YEARS of being underweight to the point of my menstrual cycle being fucked#and WHAT AM I SEEING? DONT EAT CARBS DONT EAT SUGAR YOU WANT AN ITTY BUTTY WAIST SO THE GUYS WILL GRAB IT#WHAT IF I GRAB YOU BY THE NECK AND FUCKING THROTTLE YOU OKAY#WOMEN. LADIES. YOU NEED FAT. WE ALL NEED FAT ON OUR BODIES#I AM BITING AND KILLING AND MAIMING AND GNAWING AND TEARING THE DIET CULTURE FOR YOU
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undertale yellow. clutches head in anguish.
#[cherry on top]#undertale yellow spoilers#[..its still you]#anyways. finished my uty playthrough yesterday. oh my god.#^ that might be a bit of a surprise given that ive said like. nothing about it on here#but honestly i felt like positive-neutral about the game for most of it. like yeah it was good;#but nothing that drove me crazy. yknow? it was just an overall good game.#which is why i didnt really say anything about it#then it started picking up near the middle-end with the steamworks-#i enjoyed axis and guardener a lot; ceroba was a cool party member;#and the music in steamworks goes hard. one of my favorite tracks tbh#then there was the buildup to cerobas fight.#then i /got/ to cerobas fight and. crumples up into a ball AAUUUUUUUUUU#OH MY GODDDDDD#something about it made me shatter into a million tiny pieces.#a lot of things did actually. like how HARD IT WAS#i was stuck on her for OVER AN HOUR#BUT I DID IT. I DID IT LEGIT. IT WAS SO SATISFYING WHEN I FINALLY BEAT HER#god im just insane about ceroba rn. women who fuck up everything big time#and see no other option other than to dig their hole deeper because they sure as hell arent getting out of it#OH AND THE ENDING... BECAUSE OH MY GODDDD OF COURSE CLOVER WOULD DO THAT AHUGHHHHH#THEY'RE THE JUSTICE SOUL. THEY WANTED TO BRING MONSTERS TO JUSTICE AFTER ALL THEY FACED#OF FUCKING COURRSSSEEEEEEE AAAUUGHHHHH <- wail of anguish#KILLING AND MAIMING AND BITING.#SORRY. i needed to lose it for my mental health. quoting that one tiktok: 'im craeezay. im insaaane!'#for other tidbits i wanted to mention:#cerobas bossfight music went HARD. i fucking love the phase 3 transition especially with her yelling as the music starts;#that black hole attack can go fuck itself;#and if you were wondering how long it took me to beat uty. it was around 10-11 hours for a pacifist route.#anyways i totally need to play more games. that was fucking awesome and i need to experience more things like that
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his little rabid dog
#yes she's his little crazy feral puppy#she bites and maims and kills#he has just manhandled her and given her a dose of sedative#now she sleeps peacefully like a puppy in his lap#all the feminists are screaming or whatever lmao#idc i want my toxic abusive fucked up relationship#i want her to be leashed and tamed#i want her to be used#i want violence#yes i am romanticizing it i have been doing it since the start#if you are still following me you should have known that already#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk 2077 photomode#đặng tường vân#trần kiệt lương
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y'all wanna hear the most insane thing EVER. do you remember the crazy person who last week was threatening to get my entire Etsy shop taken down to "do right by Taylor" after they actually did steal from me and had their Etsy perma-banned as a consequence? and felt I had to sort-of play nice and offer to get their account re-instated if they stopped stealing from me, so that I didn't have to deal with literally suing them if they got my whole shop deleted for lying about copyright? yeah well! I got their account back up and you know what they fucking said to me!!!
"I really appreciate your assistance on this. I'm very good with using Etsy, so if you'd like to hire someone to manage your shop I have good rates"
ARE YOU FUCKINGGGGGGGGJSGKDHKJ
#SCRATCH MAIM BITE KILL#I'm sooooooo angry you don't even understand how much it is taking from me to just stay silent and not reply and block them#like that both further proves they're psycho#they were scamming me the WHOLE time bc I've received that exact script from scam accounts that want to STEAL YOUR SHOP#they think I'm dumb enough to fall for it AND#they have the genuine AUDACITY to think that after doing that to me I would PAY them?!?!?!?!?!?#even if it wasn't obviously a scam???? I'M-#holy fuck I wanna get their account taken back down but then I'd just get trapped in the same loop forever#I feel sooooooo filthy being taken for a ride like this holy f-
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Currently so upset about how a character died that I'm considering making a tournament just for her
#like. ok. killing her is not the problem.#having her and the mc kiss before that? getting shot in the dumbest way possible?#like. oh my god. oh my goooood. she was such a good character WHY did you fridge her#like they even had the perfect setup in the same episode. she couldve gone out in blaze of glory instead of dying in an alley#they even could have kept that bullshit about the romantic feelings!#but they fucking! had her die in his arms! her last moments werent even about her son! she was telling him not to go off the deep end!#and guess what he DID go off the deep end. fuck. fuck.#she was one of the main characters from day one like what the fuck.#killing and biting and maiming#sorry. needed to get that out.#midnight speaks
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Treasure Town Ruins Monster House.........
#Oh my GOD I am GOING to kill a man.#Shima speaks#Hey real quick one question: Why??#I walked into that dungeon SEVERELY underleveled and decided you know what fuck it. I'm cheating.#I deadass used EXP codes to boost my level a bit. AND I STILL GOT MY ASS WHOOPED BY THAT GOTTDAMN MONSTER HOUSE#USUALLY I can take care of them just fine but PIP DOESN'T HAVE BLIZZARD#SCREAMS#BITING AND CLAWING AND MAIMING#Pokemon#PMD#PMD EotS#PMD Explorers of the Spirit
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i’m going to punch someone
#biting maiming killing#etc#what do you mean you can’t love your friends#are you insane#are you fucking stupid#you’re living a sad depressing little life and i pity you if you can’t find joy in platonic love#what a fuckjng idiot#ramblings of a henry
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people saying og lloyd was mistreated by his parents,,, that his violent and abusive attitude was because of trauma,,,, that's literally not true,,,, why are you lying,,,, some men are just shitty,,, he's a self-made fuck up don't take away his only accomplishment in life ://
#i talk a lot <3#tged#the greatest estate developer#og lloyd frontera#'his parents didn't pay him enough attention and that's why he beat up his brother' his parents knew how he washed his ears#they paid him more than enough attention he's just crappy#'arcos and marbella mistreated him' rancid take and literally not true what the fuck are you talking about#the only fault i will accept against them is them not stopping og lloyd from. again. physically and verbally abusing his little brother#and we never get told that they didn't try to stop him. julian for one certainly never blames them for it.#biting killing maiming
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i HATE the modern technology market, it used to be so that when you bought an appliance it came with all the necessary (and even unnecessary) manuals but nooo now you have to download a fucking app for it
#i hate it i hate it i hate it#biting killing maiming#etc#bitch im not doing that fuck you#i found it online in the end but its still so irritating#i just wanted to know how id know that my headphones have recharged fully!#stars buying good headphones has been a whole fucking ride#i got some in the end theyre fine#but its absolutely not what i wanted#i hate it#babbling blue
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thinking about rivalt and his pact. the fact that he was born into it, that he's never had a choice, that freedom is not something he's ever been able to conceptualize and understand. rivalt, his life ruled by his patron, an eldritch and incomprehensible thing, his mind and body things through which it can experience the world. rivalt and the way he can do sickening things, terrifying things, the way his magic is as old and gnarled and unknown as the thing that haunts his every living-dead moment.
#* TBD.#rivalt and the paranoia and the hallucinations and the BITE TEAR KILL MAIM#he's Never been allowed to just be normal. he's NEVER known a life outside of his pact. he's never had a CHOICE#the way that he lay dying and he was so so relieved because he thought he was finally going to have peace !#and then it shoved his soul back into his body and breathed life into him#and told him Fuck That. You Die When I Tell You To#oouuuhghghg hr#rivalt stormblade … man that you are …..
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Just saw a post where they were saying not to tag it (so it wouldn't show up in filtered tags for a TAG I SPECIFICALLY HAVE FILTERED) and nothing has inspired more hatred and rage in me. I hit the block button so fucking fast. Do NOT test me. I don't Fucking CARE that you want it to "reach more people" I have the tag blocked for a DAMN REASON
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Fucking hell the streaming landscape these days is truly bleak
#Apparently the only fucking place to watch star trek now is paramount plus???#killing biting maiming#And I know I can just begin an ocean going voyage to find it (as it were) but I miss when this wasn't an problem!#I miss when there was one or maybe two streaming services and you had a pretty decent chance of finding what you wanted on them!#But nooooooo every company had to get a bigger fucking piece of the pie and now there are three fucking million of them
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Istg seeing these people posting AI generated images without disclosing its AI art and then having other reblog it without seeing the difference makes me want to kill a bitch
#I disapprove of using AI in general but like;;;#if you want to have fun with ai that’s your business but FUCKING DISCLOSE ITS AI WHEN POSTING#want to bite and maim and kill#burntblueberrywaffles
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