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#me genuinely tweaking when i can’t access my computer#no but fr#IM SO SORRY I CHANGED PHONE NUMBER MICROSOFT#CLEARLY I AM TRYING TO STEAL MY OWN FUCKING IDENTITY#CLEARLY I KNEW MY OWN OLD PHONE NUMBER PASSWORD AND ALTERNATE EMAIL ACCOUNT ONLY TO STEAL MY IDENTITY#LIKE WTF JUST LET ME ACCESS MY OWN GODDAMN ACCOUNT HOLD SHIT WHY IS IT SO DIFFICULT FOR NO REASON#fuck u microsoft#AND WHY DOES MY STUPID GODDAMN OUTLOOK CONTROL WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE ACCESS TO MY C O M P U T E R THATS SO STUPID WTF#microsoft#computer#technology
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microsoft has sabotaged my brain because the rouge filter i use on All Of My Art to make it more purple and vibrant is Gone and now everything looks like this im going to autism about it
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this has to be the best ive ever drawn him. im in love..
#ghost's doodles#LIKE. IVE BEENTRYING TO PERFECT HOW ALL THE JAPANESE ARTISTS DRAW HIM AND ITS BEEN SOOOO GRUELING...#who knew that i would get him how i wanted to draw him in FUCKING Microsoft paint.#ignore that hand btw#GPOOPDODODODDDDD AMBROSE UUU........ ive been thinkgin of that scenario u sent me and im not normal#its 1:30 am...#i need him shot dead rn btw
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reigning king of accidentally fucking up data and slamming my toe in doors
#elie.txt#it is NOT my night what the freak ☹️☹️#idk if it counts as falsifying data if u presented data that was accidentally calculated incorrectly but . Yikes !!#I’m scrambling to transfer it across platforms bc just realized that my Microsoft office subscription was canceled after grad#which means all the open spreadsheets I’ve been editing can’t be saved or downloaded#I’ve been on borrowed time 1 computer crash and I’m FUCKED fucked#thoughts & prayers for my excel journey appreciated etc etc#also for my toe. it is still bleeding L + ☹️ + ratio
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my friends!!! which arrows for the scroll bars do you prefer? i think both are fine but do u like the solid or non solid ones...please do tell me :3
#i had to make them myself bc the font used for windows 95 windows is a font only licensed to microsoft so i cant use it </3#also im Nearly done this layout??? i think??? i gotta change around some borders & stuff and try to make it draggable#bc u can do that with css so :3c but i also think itll fuck the scaling up so =_= many decisions...#anyways!!! please give me an opinion <3#oh i could also do a ver. of the arrows that are 1px wide while not being solid inside if that would be better...idk#🎆.txt
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Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby
#op#2 of them in fact#currently making a frame weaving loom (and by that i mean my dad idk enough about wood working and this wood is too expensive to fuck up)#and getting into mechanical keyboards#i already have a lotta yarn so the real costs rn are the keyboards#which are like at least 100usd a pop#what sucks is that they all seem to be 60% keyboards or tkl's and like. i need my fn and number pad keys pls and thx#debated sacrificing the num pad and getting a seperate one bc wowza these custom boards are absolutely gorgeous but#i am on such a budget and a cheap (cheap!!!) keyboard i found that i quite like is still gonna run me 200cad#if i got a pretty keeb and a seperate numpad i could easily be looking at $500+ like lordy#that's not even counting the switches i want to get (gateron baby kangs which are. $66. I'm assuming in usd bc it doesn't actually say)#anyway debating on whether or not i should order the keyboard now or wait till later cuz like is it even gonna be there later?#so much of this stuff is temporary and u never know#its a 96% keyboard and it has a calculator button!! only other board ive seen with that is my dads maybe 2005 wireless microsoft#so useful tbh#such a pretty board too all things considered#and finding a nice board like that with the numpad is not easy lemme tell ya like i was truly considering a ducky which.#i cant say im quite fond of their logo among other things#i think its more of a cream than white but u cant win em all#hmm to purchase now or to not purchase now‚ that is the question.... i could technically afford it but then#there's ComicCon + cost of supplies and whatnot for opening up my shop which is gonna be probably at least a hundred...#and then i would like to get some nice wool skirts for the winter/now bc pants are of the devil which is gonna be another 100/150 or so...#augh#i think the government should give me more money i think that would be very sexy of them to do#anyway can you believe i went on my phone to find a banana bread recipe then did all this instead? crazy#hashtag adhd life
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microsoft word is obstructing me from unlearning my catholic trauma
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it is so incredibly irritating that in the year of our lord 2023 microsoft still doesn't provide native way to toggle windows key functionality
u have group policy edits which require a restart, or editing ur registry (which can be dicey and also requires a restart).
then there's third party software but that either also edits your registry, or entails something like autohotkey, which some online games consider cheating software and may even take steps to try to detect if it's running on your system lmao.
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#personal#i may end up doing group policy editor but i'm still fucking annoyed because i want to be able to toggle it on and off as needed#i used to have a programmable logitech keyboard that had a toggle option for it but i no longer have that keyboard bc it was a piece of jun#i hate u microsoft
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Apparently Microsoft Word doesn't like swearing and will give you suggestions on how to rewrite sentences without swearing.
Sometimes, its suggestions are a little more aggressive than one might expect.
#i've been wheezing over this for several minutes now#the phrase in question that it wanted me to change was 'don't fucking die'#i havent used microsoft word for anything but occasional schoolwork since before i started swearing#so this was a fun surprise#it also wanted me to change just the exclamation 'fuck!' to oops or oh no or uh oh#which. hm. doesn't quite strike me as having the same impact at the end of a character's furious rant#but thank u word i'll take it into consideration
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FUCK YOU WORD FUCK YOU STERILIZED INTERNET FUCK YOU CENSORSHIP YOU ARE A TOOL FOR ME TO USE NOT TO PROVIDE OPINIONS AND YOU DON'T KNOW MY FUCKING AUDIENCE
FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF
#im livid if you can't tell#writing#microsoft word#censorship#i can't think of the phrase rn but you know how u have to filter curses on tiktok? that#bgt book#google docs is doing this now too im fucking sick of it all
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something about staying up late (3am) and the subsequent regret you feel about your entire life
#this post is so dramatic my god what am i. 14#that is exactly how i feel rn tho fuck that . my uterus hurts for zero fuckign reason and im completing electrical assignments#after staring at microsoft powerpoint for the better part of the day#man atleast the pre load releases tomorrow so i can see what al-haitham has to say about kaveh#and about cyno#and i also want to know what xiao and venti talk about#yes i read the quests before hand what about it. die#delirium curve go brrr#oh god oh fuck i gotta do the fcukogn PARTIAL DIFFERENTIALS tomorrow i have a graded TEST on WEDNESDAY#DLLDKDJEEIIDFHFEJWISODJDJ currently spinning in the figurative microwave. u spin me right round baby right round#timtrash
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This! Yes, go to FOSS!! Learn how to use FOSS, learn how to make FOSS better.
LibreOffice is HUGE and it's GREAT and you don't ever have to touch MS again if you know how to take care of your stuff. STOP DEPENDING ON BIG TECHS!
Also, if you really really need it to be MS Office, just pirate it. Get the 2013 version or something. Go to the internet, learn how to pirate safely. Learn about trustworthy sites, about VPN and the Scene. Learn how to get cracked software. It's not some deepweb, just like put an r/ in front of the 🏴☠��� word or something, maybe you'll find something interesting, I don't know. It's a fucking big tech, don't get sad about license stuff or anything. They don't deserve your money, they don't give you an option to opt out, so you do it yourself.
CoPilot in MS Word
I opened Word yesterday to discover that it now contains CoPilot. It follows you as you type and if you have a personal Microsoft 365 account, you can't turn it off. You will be given 60 AI credits per month and you can't opt out of it.
The only way to banish it is to revert to an earlier version of Office. There is lot of conflicting information and overly complex guides out there, so I thought I'd share the simplest way I found.
How to revert back to an old version of Office that does not have CoPilot
This is fairly simple, thankfully, presuming everything is in the default locations. If not you'll need to adjust the below for where you have things saved.
Click the Windows Button and S to bring up the search box, then type cmd. It will bring up the command prompt as an option. Run it as an administrator.
Paste this into the box at the cursor: cd "\Program Files\Common Files\microsoft shared\ClickToRun"
Hit Enter
Then paste this into the box at the cursor: officec2rclient.exe /update user updatetoversion=16.0.17726.20160
Hit enter and wait while it downloads and installs.
VERY IMPORTANT. Once it's done, open Word, go to File, Account (bottom left), and you'll see a box on the right that says Microsoft 365 updates. Click the box and change the drop down to Disable Updates.
This will roll you back to build 17726.20160, from July 2024, which does not have CoPilot, and prevent it from being installed.
If you want a different build, you can see them all listed here. You will need to change the 17726.20160 at step 4 to whatever build number you want.
This is not a perfect fix, because while it removes CoPilot, it also stops you receiving security updates and bug fixes.
Switching from Office to LibreOffice
At this point, I'm giving up on Microsoft Office/Word. After trying a few different options, I've switched to LibreOffice.
You can download it here for free: https://www.libreoffice.org/
If you like the look of Word, these tutorials show you how to get that look:
www.howtogeek.com/788591/how-to-make-libreoffice-look-like-microsoft-office/
www.debugpoint.com/libreoffice-like-microsoft-office/
If you've been using Word for awhile, chances are you have a significant custom dictionary. You can add it to LibreOffice following these steps.
First, get your dictionary from Microsoft
Go to Manage your Microsoft 365 account: account.microsoft.com.
One you're logged in, scroll down to Privacy, click it and go to the Privacy dashboard.
Scroll down to Spelling and Text. Click into it and scroll past all the words to download your custom dictionary. It will save it as a CSV file.
Open the file you just downloaded and copy the words.
Open Notepad and paste in the words. Save it as a text file and give it a meaningful name (I went with FromWord).
Next, add it to LibreOffice
Open LibreOffice.
Go to Tools in the menu bar, then Options. It will open a new window.
Find Languages and Locales in the left menu, click it, then click on Writing aids.
You'll see User-defined dictionaries. Click New to the right of the box and give it a meaningful name (mine is FromWord).
Hit Apply, then Okay, then exit LibreOffice.
Open Windows Explorer and go to C:\Users[YourUserName]\AppData\Roaming\LibreOffice\4\user\wordbook and you will see the new dictionary you created. (If you can't see the AppData folder, you will need to show hidden files by ticking the box in the View menu.)
Open it in Notepad by right clicking and choosing 'open with', then pick Notepad from the options.
Open the text file you created at step 5 in 'get your dictionary from Microsoft', copy the words and paste them into your new custom dictionary UNDER the dotted line.
Save and close.
Reopen LibreOffice. Go to Tools, Options, Languages and Locales, Writing aids and make sure the box next to the new dictionary is ticked.
If you use LIbreOffice on multiple machines, you'll need to do this for each machine.
Please note: this worked for me. If it doesn't work for you, check you've followed each step correctly, and try restarting your computer. If it still doesn't work, I can't provide tech support (sorry).
#foss is awesome#please use open source#also fuck Microsoft#pirate microsoft#did u know they have old cracked software in the os bc some developer in the 2000s used a cracked version and they never licensed it#it's still in the operating system files#oh yeah all windows are a reskin with things added from vista#fun facts
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Getting so mad about xbox i need to go jack it to calm down
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Done w hw idc how bad it looks
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when will they add multiplayer to windows notepad
#''just make a google doc and share the link'' Not the fucking same. i want to join like a chatrom except anyone can destroy ir at any time.#it needs to fucking suck. it needs to have no cool colors or fonts. word wrap is enabled or disabled for everyone on the server when changed#if you save it it doesnt do anything to the server it just saves a copy of the whole .txt at the time#but u cant load it or revert it in the server. like this needs to fucking suck#microsoft paint multiplayer would also be cool but that might exist tbh#NOT AGGIE OR DRAWPILE. i mean literally opening ms paint and joining a server#in theory these could be used for like collaborating on projects or whatever the fuck#but in practice it wouldfuclong suck.#in this world im imaginging theres just hoardes of middle schoolers fucking around on there in class cause its unblocked or smth#(this fantasy world is better than ours because chr*mebooks dont exist.)#muffin mumbles
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why am i sad. realizing my tumblr feed will never look like it did 10 years ago
#????#when i do find and reblog a post that reminds me of how it used to be#then i get a bunch of shitty recommended posts from people who use hashtags like weirdcore#or dreamcore#or LiMiNaL sPaCe#and they are just the same tired ass edited backroom images with shitty microsoft fonted text overlayed saying bullshit like#d o y o u r e m e m b e r#shut the fuck up#this algorithm sucks
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