#fuck these vampires indeed

[droltatzuentes]

Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Claudia’s last words in her diary.

“Diaries are friends of last resort. I have found one not made of paper and glue. Fuck these vampires.”

[murk888]

Aro 👉👈

I DIDN'T HAVE MY TWILIGHT STAGE IN TIME, OKAY?!? Now I watch the films while dying from laughter most of the time, their faces I can't-

MICHAEL SHEEN >>>>> 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

[if-i-look-straight-look-again]

The look Daniel gives Armand when Louis walks out like “yeah mom believes ME you’re found out dumbass” lmaooo he’s had it out for him since episode 5 when he remembered San Francisco and he’s finally getting his revenge

[ourpleprose]

I love how miscommunication plays a huge part in iwtv when it comes to constructing Lestat’s role as a villain. I constantly think about the silent and tragic chain of events in s1e6, when Louis and Claudia hug and say their goodbyes, Louis is left on the bench alone and immediately starts slipping and having suicidal thoughts. And who is there to eavesdrop and relay everything to Lestat? Antoinette.

And then Lestat proceeds to lose his mind, all off screen! He’s still mourning Nicki and now Louis too is contemplating ending it all. He then rushes after Claudia since she seems to be the only person in the world keeping Louis from the brink. Anything to avoid repeating what happened with Nicki.

[orangeoldsport]

How could they possibly go from the events of episode 5 and that whole reveal to just casually conducting the interview again?? Like jeesh the tension is going to be thick as fuck ig

[qu4kerider]

I still need Vi to see Caitlyn in her commander outfit.

yk, THE CAPE WITH HER HAIR DOWN?!?!?!!!??!!!! 😫

[sluckythewizard]

TURBO WIP ALERT

THIS IS MEANT TO BE THE 2ND PAGE OF 4 PAGES. BUT BECAUSE A WARRIOR OF MINE HAS BROUGHT ME A SUFFECIENT SACRIFICE, YOU ALL GET TO REVEL IN THIS EARLY ACCESS. NO REBLOGS THO. HA!!!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME N U CUNTS

HOPE U ENJOY THIS THUSFAR, BUT ALSO I AM TAKING FEEDBACK. DOES IT FLOW OKAY? DOES IT LOOK GOOD? LET ME KNOW

[rosesocietyy]

louis when death:

[the-crooked-library]

y'all ever get an angry puritan in your asks who's mad about pissing on the poor?..

every single virtue point they're bringing up was already addressed in the original post they're referencing in the ask, so it's very clear they just skimmed it to find whatever line they thought was the most ~problematic~ and never actually read the whole damn thing.

noooo how dare you call this free will!!! i didn't. i explicitly said coercion is involved. there was a vampire threatening her friends and family!!!! yes. he's a vampire. they do that. booohoooo i refuse to accept that the gothic genre deals with moral ambiguity!!! ok sure bud. things are either good or evil!!! i have never matured past a middle school understanding of reality :((( yeah i can tell

[summerscaries]

Something so real about Bev walking into Father Paul’s rectory, seeing the body and the blood and Paul sitting in the corner with it dripping from his face and her just going, “Okay, here’s the plan”

[queen-mabs-revenge]

about halfway through this rn and am loving it even as someone who isn't really into horror (esp gory horror). bc the whole thesis of the book is tracing the peaks of splatter horror through the peaks of capitalist crises, the intro gives a gloss of marxist economic theory that is one of the best and most digestible (lmao relevant) i've ever read??? it's a really fun theory read so far which is not smth you get to say often!

[smowkie]

lmaooo, i just got another boop ask from a blog i didn't immediately recognize, but i didn't have time to reply right away, so after checking my email (to see what the ask was) i finished what i was doing, and then like 2 minutes later i was gonna reply to the ask. except it wasn't there??? so i went to their blog via the email, and in their pinned post they have a DNI. yeah, i fit that one, i'm a proshipper.

hilarious to me tbh.

someone: oh, i love this boop game! *boops random ppl*

someone: oh shit that's an icky person *blocks and whistles while walking away*

like, idk, i'm just terribly amused by this. sorry to that person, i didn't mean to exist so you'd accidentally interact with people you don't want interacting with you.

i'm at least glad they blocked me before i had a chance to answer, because le sigh

[jacquestar]

clearly bro has NOT listened to any bear ghost album/ep/single. then again, nobody listens to them. i only know one mf who listens to bear ghost

jiminy(album from said band)is literally BANGER AFTER FUCKING BANGER i never skip any song from there

hmmm okay do u agree and if no, what album(s) are truly your "i listen to every song everytime" no-skips albums

[stan-joe]

as an avid AU hater I really gotta hand it to the few AUs I've read that are just so evocative I forget they're not even remotely canon-adjacent

[striigon]

HOW DOES YOUR STORY END?

NOT HOW YOU EXPECTED.

whoever would have thought you would end up here? certainly not you - you come from humble roots, unremarkable in the way of so many little tragedies. someone like you is not meant to stand on the world stage. you are not meant to be capable of all that you have done. they told you that from on high, didn't they? the kindest thing i can say to you, though i hope you know it by now, is this: they were wrong. your tale is a fable - a lesson in becoming. you did not ask for this, but it is nonetheless yours. stand tall, darling; heavy is the head that wears the crown, if only because it is cast in gold.

tagged by: yoinked it from myself teehee

tagging: yoouuuu

[actualhumancryptid]

Ok this one requires an accompanying picture

It’s the mid-nineties. You’re a young teen. Jim Carey just got huge, and you unironically love all of his movies, even the ones that will age terribly because you are like 13. You do what all kids do when they find a new obsession, you scour the shelves at the video shop (it’s Australia so it isn’t Blockbuster. It’s Video EZY). You get his random vampire movie. You rewatch Dumb and Dumber again. And you find this sad little VHS tape mouldering in a corner. Your parents say yes, and you pay actual money to rent it (five weeklys for five dollars what a deal!)

But this isn’t a movie. And you discover this when you’re all hunkered in together in the living room, and the bland storytelling gives way to a montage of picturesque shots of the ski resort it’s set in. This is a travel brochure in movie form. Note the film’s subtitle. That should have been a clue. This montage goes on so long it feels weirdly awkward sitting there.

Yes. Obviously Ace Ventura is the more offensive of Jim Carey’s films, and utterly unredeemable. But there’s something super depressing for a kid, when you rent a movie and don’t even really get one.

What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.

For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.

Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?