#fuck that bald man from Canada

[thenicestthingiveseen]

get in the studio now you two.

TAYLOR AND MEG THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[oldshowbiz]

Kliph Nesteroff: 1947. Sid Caesar opened at the Copacabana. Max Liebman was fashioning a nightclub act for him. And then 1948-49 Sid Caesar is becoming hot on Broadway in a show called Make Mine Mannhattan. This was around the time that you first met Sid Caesar. There’s a shadow figure here, some Catskill comedian that you’re mentioned in the past, Don Appell, who introduces you to Sid Caesar. Who was Don Appell ?

Mel Brooks: None of your business! All right, I’ll tell you. Don Appell was, like, the only genuine celebrity we had in Williamsburg. And he was in a play. He was an actor in a play based on a book called Native Son. A great Black actor by the name of Canada Lee starred. Don Appell was in that.

My friend Joey and I used to meet Don at the grocery store - on the milk box outside the store. Joey and I would sit there waiting until about 11:30 when Don would show up and tell us what was happening at the Rialto, what was going on on Broadway, and stories of being an actor on Broadway. And we were thrilled… we were thrilled.

That was Don Appel. And then Joey did his stuff - juggling and running around to show Don impressions of Jimmy Cagney and Humphrey Bogart and stuff like that. And then I would do kind of bizarre things like impressions of a bald, Jewish man going on strike.

Don appreciated that. He thought, you know, there’s a brush stroke of avant-garde here. Don was a social director, in addition to being an actor on Broadway. He was a social director in the Mountains, the Borscht Belt. And in the band at The Avon Lodge, where he was social director, was Sid Caesar playing tenor sax.

He used Sid as a utility comic - and began to see he was a lot more than a utility comic… that he was really blessed with comic brilliance and madness.

Don became a fan of Sid and kept moving him along. I think he talked to Max Liebman at Tamiment about Sid because Tamiment was a big place and Avon Lodge was very little.

Max Liebman used Sid as comedy relief in Tars and Spars, which he directed, or produced - I’m not sure what he did. But he put together this little coast guard show with Alfred Drake and Janet Blair in the leads, and for comedy relief there was Sid Caesar doing shtick. Don Appell was there always helping and guiding like the eminence grise, guiding Sid Caesar’s career.

And then when there was an opening, in the Mountains, Don sent me to the Butler Lodge, which was a neighboring hotel, in Hurleyville. I had four or five jobs. I was an assistant busboy - I don’t know how low you can get. I was very young. I was fourteen. I was an assistant busboy. I was a rowboat wrangler - keeping the rowboats so they wouldn’t drift away. I was a utility actor. And one day - Don Appel got me this job.

There was a guy Joe Dolphin - D-O-L-F-A-N - it was really was “F” and he changed it to “P.H.” He wanted to be just a little more gentile because the “F” was kind of Russian-Jewish.

There was a play called Uncle Harry. The actor playing the district attorney fell in a hole or something, hurt his leg and couldn’t go on. One of the actors made me up. He was cruel - gave me a wig, glued it on my head, glued a beard. I knew the lines: “There there, Harry. Relax. Have a glass of water and tell me in your own words exactly what you recall of that night.”

All right, so comes time, I’m a little worried, a little nervous, I get onstage, and I’m sitting there. The star enters, and he says, “Oh, I don't know, I don’t know, I don’t know.” I say, “ There there, Harry. Relax. Take it easy, have a glass of water, and tell me in your own words…”

And on the word ‘words,’ the water - a full glass of water - falls out of my hand, smashes, and there’s glass and water all over the fucking place. There’s nothing but glass and water and there is a shocked silence from the audience. Oh my god. I get up, I walk down to the footlights, I rip off this crazy wig, I say, “I’m only fourteen! I’ve never done this before!” And the audience goes crazy, and I knew, well, I think it’s comedy for me.

[spider-xan]

Just had a simultaneously racist, xenophobic, Sinophobic, and ableist experience where I was standing around at the subway station using my tablet while wearing a KN-95 mask, and this white man - for visuals, this was a middle-aged white man gymbro type with a bald/shaved head and wearing sunglasses indoors to look cool, so like, one of the classic racist looks a lot of them like - got up in my face to say, 'Breathe oxygen! Breathe oxygen!' in a very condescending mocking tone (in retrospect, it was 100% the kind of voice racist whites use when they think an Asian person doesn't understand English), and when he walked away and turned around to see my reaction, he did not like that I calmly gave him to finger (he probably expected me to either not understand or be intimidated) and started yelling, 'Fuck you! Fuck you too! Fuck your country!', and he obviously meant China, even though he would have no way of knowing I was Chinese and not another type of East Asian, and I was like, 'I'm from Canada, so you're just saying fuck Canada', and he had no other comeback other than, 'Fuck your country! Fuck your country!' again, like, lol big strong master race white man, so tough thinking you would bully a perceived Chinese baby who doesn't know English and wouldn't understand they were being mocked or would be scared.

[raymenpin61]

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[qqueenofhades]

Everything else aside let's talk about how completely fucked and tone deaf it is for them to over turn the right to an abortion in the middle of a huge formula shortage. Like sure we're going to force you to carry these kids but good fucking luck feeding them. That's not our fucking problem. It makes me so damn sick.

Like number one, no one should be forced to be pregnant.

But also, if you're going ti try and push that rhetoric of oh but the children, then idk approve and fund social services that'll actually make it feasible to raise them. Instead of sentencing women to a life of poverty while the man can just fuck off with no responsibility. It's just so ludicrous and backwards and I don't get how anyone can support that thinking. Or why they feel the need to care about what anyone else does. Like if Susie q gets a damn abortion what effect does it have on your life Karen? Oh that's right, none.

Sorry for venting. I just am do mad right now.

No need to apologize. Anyone who isn't absolutely fucking furious right now isn't paying attention.

First, like... everyone knows that the baby formula crisis is also Trump's fault, right? His Shiny Special Deal in 2018 to replace/override NAFTA had a specific provision that banned the importation of baby formula from abroad, especially from Canada. (Because you know, America First.) So when the plants had to shut down earlier this year due to contamination, that made it literally impossible to supplement with supplies from other countries. Hence, the crisis. And yet, of course, nobody in the media mentioned this in their coverage of the situation, because that, like everything else in existence, was obviously Biden's Fault!!!

Next, as other people (and myself) have pointed out, the total lack of social services, funding, paid parental leave, affordable childcare, or literally anything else that would make raising a baby easier, is also by design. First, the Republicans don't give a shit about the kid after it's born; they only pretend to care about it beforehand for fake moral cred. Once it's born, that sucker is on its own, man! Especially if they can blame the mother for being a Loose Wimmen who shouldn't have dared to have sex if she didn't want to get pregnant. So yeah, who cares if you can afford to feed the kid, or clothe it, take care of it, or send it to school/daycare? That's up to you, slut! PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS!!!

As I have also said, and so has everyone else, this has absolutely nothing to do with "life," given as Republicans hate gun safety, vaccines against deadly and contagious diseases, or anything else that is designed to, you know, protect life. They don't care that abortion is a necessary medical procedure used to treat a wide range of failed pregnancies, and that women can and will die when it's withheld. They also don't think women have any function aside from serving as incubators for the next generation of Christofascist foot soldiers. This is why it is so fucking stupid to claim that "rich white women will always be able to get abortions!" They have been equally bald and obvious about stating that they want more white babies. The racist asshat who massacred African-American grocery shoppers in Buffalo literally referred to falling white birthrates and the white supremacist "replacement theory" that Tucker Carlson and his fellow slime have been spouting off about for years. That is literally what the "you will not replace us" slogan MEANS: they are terrified of becoming the numerical plurality in America, let alone the minority, and are desperate to force more white women to have more white babies, to outnumber all those pesky people of color. As I have said, Fascism 101.

Likewise, the evangelical Christian adoption industry makes big, big bucks, they want more grist for the mill, and if you give your baby to them, they will be happy to raise it as a cheery little fascist. This is also why they don't want to give any support to people who find themselves stuck in an unwanted pregnancy, and like to push the "you can just give it up for adoption!!" line so hard. They likewise don't care about the bodily trauma and life-changing medical experience that it is to be pregnant for 9 months and then being forced to give birth. Because they are fucking monsters.

Anyway. It's all so disgusting and terrible on every level. I don't know what else to say apart from that, so... yeah.

[rei-does-stuff]

Incorrect CH quotes!

Portugal: You’re attracted to America? Out of everyone? REALLY? That’s low even for you girl.

Italy: Okay you’re literally married to a fucking rat you do NOT get a say on who I like hon.

Portugal: At least England is decent!

Italy: Let’s not lie to ourselves honey we both know he’s a trashfire-

Portugal: Yea well hes my trahsfire :/

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UN: I’m a demon!

UK: HELL YEAH

UN: A nice one tho, I wanna help people :>

UK: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

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America: So like- why are you guys grey and eyeless—?

Human: What are you talking about?? Im normal tf???

America: no-

America: NO UR NOT??

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England: Hey have you seen my—GERMANY! What the fuck that’s mine!

Germany eating England’s scone: No its not—

England: IT LITERALLY HAS MY NAME ON IT

Germany: That’s my name, I changed it

England; Really? You changed your name to my name?

Germany; Yyyyyes—

England:

England: Damn you should’ve told me man

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America after france almost murdered him during the revolutionary times: You know that’s not a good way to introduce yourself to someone—

France: it’s not???

America: I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE

France: I know! I thought it was pretty effective

America: Oh my god maybe I should’ve stayed a colony-

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France: My father with hang you if you disrespect me! But don’t worry if your Revolution is a success I’ll totally kill him when I do mine!

America: Is every French person insane?? I did not sign up for this???

Massachusetts: You quite literally did sign up for this actually—

America: I will actually shoot you if you don’t shut up PLEASE

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UK: Literally what did I ever do to you??

Germany: Do you want a list? Or like—?

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England about Sealand: Okay we finally got you out of there! I can’t believe a child held you for ransom!

Germany: I’m gonna adopt her-

England; Excuse me what

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Sealand [discussing plans to murder the UK]: Okay what’s the plan this week?

Aerican: Bear trap?

Sealand; We already did that, anything else?

Lovely: Make make so scared he explodes?

Sealand: Anything not stupid?

Aerican: *Raises his hand*

Sealand; If you bear trap again I will lose it-

Aerican; No I was just gonna say the UK has been listening in on us for the past 10 minutes-

Sealand;

Sealand: Shit

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France; Germany did you steal my cake?!

Germany clearly eating the cake: Not me! *Points at England* England!

France:

France: How dare he, I wanted that cake.

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Portugal and Brazil

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Pakistan about America: I can’t believe he here! Coming to my house uninvited who does he think he is???

Islamabad: Then why are you making him food?

Pakistan: Uh because he’s a guest???? An unwanted guest but still a guest???? You can’t be rude Islamabad??? Astaghfirullah >://

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Karachi: Fuck!

Pakistan: Astaghfirullah! Did America teach you those words?

Islamabad: Actually dad, I’m pretty sure she learned it from you!

Pakistan: What?? When I have ever said such language?

**Flashback**

*Pakistan stubbing his toe: FUCKKKKK-

Pakistan hitting the desk: MOTHERFUCKER-

Pakistan seeing india nearby: oh my fucking goodnesssss-

Pakistan:

Pakistan: No this is definitely the work of America-

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Russia: You see, I’ve never been in love with a woman,

Poland: What are you gay or something?

Russia: I’m not gay, I tested that

America: TESTED IT??? WHAT DID YOU DO????

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Poland @ Germany

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Spain and Germany

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Canada: Do you ever wonder why all the humans are grey and have no eyes? How do they see?

America; Maybe they’re blind? Could be a skin condition, multicolored skin isn’t the most normal thing either

Spain: The real question is why are they all bald?

America:

Canada:

America: Spain we’re all bald, you do realize your hair is a wig right?

Spain:

America: Right?

Spain:

Canada: Oh my god—

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UK: I’ll make you rich and famous in exchange for your soul

England: Okay here you go

Uk: Alright youre rich now thank you for—

Uk:

England: What’s wrong?

Uk: This is a half eaten can of pringles

England: Yea that was in my soul slot dude, idk what to tell you

UK: well i dont want it anymore

England: rude

Uk: I WANT MY MONEY BACK

England: Too late I already spent it

Uk: IT HASNT EVEN BEEN 30 SECONDS

England; yea I bought crypto and it crashed

Uk: DUDE???

England: Life is abt taking chances,

Uk: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

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That’s it okay bye <3

[calypsoff]

Twenty Four.

I broke and let Robyn do what she wanted to do with my clothing line, and it’s been busier then ever, I can’t keep up with the demand, I have been Canada to drop Drake off more gear, I have met people that I didn’t think I would ever meet. I went to Malibu to drop Diddy some gear too, like I am getting to know these people. Diddy invited me to his party too, this is all down to Robyn which made me busy and then also Robyn has been busy, but we promised each other we would meet in Virginia, she is coming to my family’ home finally, after all this time. She said she wants a break away; I want a break away too. Just some peace with my loved ones. My boys are also here, they coming to see their own family, but we all got a tan from being in Malibu, Diddy is a cool dude. We hit one hundred thousand followers on my clothing line page but my page, that is on five hundred thousand, it’s amazing “where is she? Didn’t she say she would be here by now?” Barry questioned, we are already here at the airport, been here for a while now “I think she said she would be in the SUV already, she would call me when she is ready” I know they fed up of waiting “I am still not over Malibu, must be hard for you that you can’t taste these delicacies. By far the best night, these ladies just be doing anything. I felt like a prince, you must be bored” shaking my head laughing “nah, I am happy with Robyn. No girl can and will take that place. Girls try it though, like they do try it. They be in my messages constantly, but I can handle myself. Who the hell is badder then Rihanna? Come on nigga, not even the big titties get me. Like with the whole thing, you know what happened. We haven’t had sex, it’s been months and yeah I am struggling but I ain’t that type to do that to her” TJ snorted laughing “that’s love, I would slap you if you did too. Got love for Rihanna, she is the sister” funny to hear that from TJ “look at him, Tina really got you hooked huh? You not got any from them?” he shook his head “I am saving my soul for her, let Barry do it on my behalf, proud of him” my phone started ringing in my hand, Robyn is here then. Answering the call “Twin” answering the call “I am in the SUV outside, come” I assumed so “are you alone or is Tina here? TJ is asking” rolling my eyes “tell him my assistant is here yes, also Rich is here for Barry” I busted out laughing “not telling him that, I will be out” Barry would be offended.

Rich dapped me meeting me outside the SUV “been a while” I said to him “go on then, y’all sitting in the back” I said to Barry and TJ, the driver took the bags to put in the back “busy, but now I am going to be bored here. I heard it quiet over here” nodding my head “nothing much be happening here” I guess Robyn is keeping Rich around, getting into the SUV “poppa had a haircut, oh my god. You look so handsome” shuffling down the seats “I missed you so much” Robyn hugged my torso as I tried to take my backpack off “I missed you more and” the word sex was going to leave my lips but it didn’t, we haven’t been sexual since the whole miscarriage, she hasn’t been sexual with me like that for a while. It’s been so hard for me since, I am struggling. Months without sex, no sex. I have to jerk off to pictures of her and now I am on Pornhub, it has to happen, but I miss her sexually “you good?” wrapping my arm around her sitting back into the seat “better now I have seen you, I am so proud of you. Like what you have done, I didn’t do anything but put out a word. Did Drake treat you well? He better have” nodding my head “he played ball with us, it’s crazy like to have his number and he was cool but let’s forget about that, I have missed your touch so much” attacking her face with kisses, Robyn let out a giggle “I love you so much” hugging her tight “how you been?” I said in her ear “good, been keeping busy. Just like you” I groaned out, yes Robyn racking her nails on the back of my head, I needed that.

My head shot up; oh we are in the car still “did I fall asleep?” I think I did “you did, you was out like a light. You not been sleeping” moving back from Robyn while rubbing my eyes “too much partying” stretching out “no never, I was vibing that is it” the SUV slowed down “thank you so much Robyn for dropping me off outside my home though” oh yeah this is TJ’ home “it’s ok, treat my friend nicely. I swear TJ. And you better keep Seiko away from her” I forgot about Seiko “get up then nigga, so we can get out” I am still half asleep “oh yeah” I said groggily opening the door, lazily getting out of the car “Joyce’ boy! I know that face, you better come here and give auntie a hug” oh god, TJ’ mother is outside “oh yeah, what’s up momma Dukes!” walking up his path “don’t what’s up me, you tried to ignore me. Give me a hug” I chuckled hugging her “you out here being famous, you boys. Oh my god. Barry, you are looking so chubby!” she screamed out “hey, you good?” hugging TJ’ sister “yep, is Rihanna in there?” she said in a whisper “I would have to kill you if I told you this information” she giggled “anyways I got to go, keep in contact. Ma Dukes, love you” waving her off “welcome home baby” everyone knows me “hey” I smiled, I think I know her “how is Clinton? I have not seen him in so long” I wish I knew her “he good, he bald as hell” I laughed “good seeing you” saluting her as I walked off “celebrity I see” sitting inside the SUV laughing “nah, I wouldn’t say that but you know how it is, small place and stuff” I am tired and horny right now, this mix is not good for me at all because Robyn is just there, she is there waiting to be devoured.

We are close to my home, I can’t wait “you nervous about seeing my family? After all this time, I have really missed you” rubbing my hands together “I am a little nervous, I haven’t seen your family in forever. But I wanted to ask, did you have fun? Like did you see other girls there” she is asking about other women of course “Robyn, why are you asking about that? I am not interested in that at all, yeah Diddy had other girls there but all I cared for was you and I was there for work. Had some laughs, there were some cool girls there, and just had fun. You ain’t got nothing to worry about” I know she can see I am doing more; she is probably nervous about that “but also I am not giving” frowning in confusion “what so you mean?” I questioned “sex Chris, I am not stupid” least she mentioned “yeah about that, I need to bust a nut. I need sex Robyn” Robyn shook her head “yeah but if I didn’t then what huh? You will cheat on me?” here she goes, oh my god “I am going on tour Chris, I won’t be around. While you have been around doing things I have been preparing for a tour” here this tour shit again “right” I mumbled “it’s ninety six dates” I felt like she just punched me, my eyes bulged out “what the fuck!?” I spat “so you expect me to not have sex and then you go for a fucking tour!? Ninety six fucking dates! You are fucking joking; you are fucking having a laugh!” I am so angry “what do you want me to do!?” she shouted back “fucking have sex with me! It’s been months! What don’t you get, I am a man. I can’t fucking wait for that time!” I can’t do this “then leave me” not this again, and we are here outside my parents’ home “great, fucking great!” I got out of the car; I am frustrated.

Robyn is joking, she is a joke. I get it, she didn’t want sex at first because of that, and I waited but now she needs to give “what do you want me to do? Of course I was going to go on tour. I have been rehearsing, you haven’t ever ask what I was doing. You are playing the good act right, but you called me at stupid times and then have the nerve to say I am the busy one, when was the last time you asked how I was? We need to talk, you’re right but I am going on tour. Next month” she is funny “you had to tell me this before seeing my mother? I mean that is clever isn’t it, yes I have been busy, but I have been talking to you, I have been calling you” we are actually doing this outside on the streets “you have but you have always turned around and said I will call you back, you didn’t ask how I was doing, a five minute call is nothing! I have done nothing but miss you, I have been nervous telling you this because we have been apart for a while now and then telling you it over the phone was wrong so generally it was never a good time, right?” she is funny, I think I am more annoyed because I want sex, I haven’t had it in so long but I need to calm down “let’s just go inside, are you coming in?” I said to Rich, he nodded his head. I guess he has too, you never know with Virginia “well my parents’ home is not grande” walking off.

It’s annoying me, we can’t just come here and be all moody because clearly we are “you know what, we can come back here later because I am not in the mood” I really don’t want to be here “Christopher! My baby, you’re here” oh my mom has seen us “hey mom” putting on a smile turning to her “look at you, you look so well” hugging my mom “yeah, thanks. I missed you mom” she rubbed my back squeezing me tightly “I love you so much my boy” moving back from the hug “my second daughter, Robyn! How are you!” my mother spat and ran at her like her life depended on it “dad” dapping him and then he hugged me “son, welcome home. You bought home a girlfriend finally! A girl you like!” my dad is funny “yeah, this is Robyn” I pointed out “Tootie not here” I asked, it is quiet “work and Desean is at school. Come in, this is too public for her” nodding my head agreeing “oh I am so happy, you both are here. Welcome, this is your home too” I really don’ want to be here right now, this is bullshit “I am going to get a drink” I walked off, I am sure my mother will keep Robyn company. I am pissed, how she going to go on a ninety six date tour when that shit stresses her and then I will never get to see her, it’s bullshit.

I was excited for today, I say was. I am not so much, I must have been in the kitchen for what I would say ten minutes now “taking your time?” my dad said, pulling open the back door and leaving to stand outside, my dad can just leave me alone. Like I am annoyed, it’s just too much. She does nothing sexually anymore, not even phone sex “son, hey. Come here” my dad waved me over “what? I want a blunt” can he go “what happened?” well I am going to blow so I am going to say it “Robyn suffered a miscarriage; this was months ago now. Time has gone by; we haven’t seen each other since New York. I have not had sex since; it’s been months and then she comes out with she is having have ninety six date tour! I can’t fucking deal” I snapped “wait, son. What? A miscarriage? No” I forgot he doesn’t know “it happened but she needs to move on now, what about my needs” my dad is in shock “I am shocked that happened to her, I am so sorry” waving him off “do not tell mom, it was a mistake telling you but she is playing stupid now” waving off my dad “son, a woman going through that can be a lot on her. How about you more sensitive to her?” is he stupid “I have! I have been with so many women around me, but I have been waiting to see her and then she plays in my face” I am annoyed.

My dad is shocked, he is still here just floating around “just makes me think, if she didn’t want to have sex with you this stay does that determine if you want to be with her. Sex is something you both want and crave” my dad acting like I don’t know that “well she will have to put up with my bad mood, it’s hard for me! The lack of sex and be around beautiful ass women” my dad stared at me “that shouldn’t matter, she was carrying your baby and then she lost it, that should matter. If you want sex that is something you coax her into, be a man not a boy. This attitude is horrible, she might be going through things. You both haven’t seen each other in a while. I need you to take that I don’t care attitude and think of her feelings. If your mother lost a baby, I would be consoling her” rolling my eyes “I did, I was there for her. Now it’s time she is there for me, but she isn’t because she is going on a fucking tour and tells me now” I scoffed “do you want to be with Robyn? If you do then you need to start being more caring towards her Chris, I get it. I do. Lack of sex, being around women that are attractive can be hard but when you love it’s not. Just calm down and come back in” I feel bad, I do but it’s annoying.

I took forever to go back inside, I just needed to calm down and just think about my action and how I speak to Robyn and just calm down about it, she told me that and of course I jumped, I wasn’t happy about it. With my hands stuffed in my pockets, I made my way into the living room “sorry to interrupt but I need to speak to Robyn, if I can borrow her” my mom looks displeased, unless Robyn has told her “we will go upstairs” I said walking ahead of Robyn, I am going to be much calmer about it because I do love Robyn and I will always support her the way she wants me to do but it’s just a lot, I need to speak on it with her “I ain’t been in this bedroom since I left so my bad if it’s a mess or there is nothing in it” I said but pretty much speaking to myself, I mean of course Robyn is going to hate me, she is going to be unhappy with the way I have been with her so let me just keep it mutual, reaching the top of the steps and turning to my room. Opening the door and entering my bare room, just a bed that isn’t even made “you can sit on the bed if you like” closing the bedroom door “I don’t want too” she mumbled “you are so rude to me over sex, don’t you think I worry about these things. I have been worried about it since meeting you, I am thinking I haven’t had intimacy with him since and he will stray away, I was frantically looking and watching to see if you didn’t, nothing came up. I shouldn’t feel this way Chris but I do, I am insecure with you because like I said to Mel you haven’t lived your life and you are now, you have a proper girlfriend now, you haven’t had the chance to fuck other bitches, to have this luxury life which you’re getting now, you’re lumbered with me that has been through a miscarriage and now I am not intimate because I can’t” I swallowed hard “you can’t or you won’t?” I retorted “I am not sure” sitting on my bed sighing out “I am not being rude to you Robyn, you threw a tour at me out of nowhere. You know what, yes I was with beautiful girls. I would be lying if I say I wasn’t, we was having fun but you know what, they wasn’t you. They aren’t you Robyn, because I do love you, I really do. I at times react in stupid way, that is just me. I need guidance, I don’t know what to do to help you? You seem sexually not there with me” which she isn’t “you haven’t even tried Chris, just because on facetime you said show me a boob doesn’t really conclude that. I can’t tell you what to do Chris, but as much as I am feeling this way so are you Chris, I feel it from you” clenching my jaw “what if I get you pregnant and it happens again, I don’t want that for you, I also don’t want you to think I am putting a condom on because I don’t want a baby, you know?” this is difficult “I have just finished my period so I think I will be good, it’s not just me. You also are to blame because you have that stance, you’re more frustrated at yourself then me. Things like that need to be spoken on and things like miscarriages can happen, it can happen again, as much as I pray it won’t ever it can” nodding my head “I am sorry Robyn, I mean it” I said with my head hung low, Robyn walked over to me. My head resting just on her stomach.

My nephew is in love with Robyn, he can’t believe his eyes at all and it’s nice to see my family getting along with Robyn and also Rich, he is sat here part of the family but it’s nice that Robyn is integrated into the family, just like the old times “I always assumed you both dated when you used to come here after school, I said to Clinton you think we should tell them they should use protection” my mom is stupid “mother please” I mumbled rubbing my face “it’s true” can she drop it as stubborn as he is Joyce, as much as I want to cry until he listen and as much as I hate him as times. I do love him, I know Chris does love me because he does listen to me but I love you like my own mother, I really do and I am unsure if Chris has told you but I went through a miscarriage, and it’s posed issues between Chris and I not in the way you think but it’s just, it has bought us together more then ever but it’s hard and I told my mother, she was heartbroken and I just want to tell you because Chris and I seem like we are disagreeing but we haven’t seen each other for a few months” my mother would cry “don’t cry, you’re going to make me cry” Robyn said “it’s horrible baby, I went through it myself. I hope he treated you well. I am so sorry Robyn” holding Robyn’ hand “it’s getting easier to speak about, but Chris has been there for me, he scared me because he was so adamant in saying he doesn’t want a baby, he doesn’t want it so when I said it. I expected him to leave, because I knew he didn’t want it, but he stayed with me, bought me flowers. He pulled me out of a dark place, I needed him, and I thank him for that, but we still have things we need to speak on” my mom is a wreck “it’s hard for couples’ baby, I felt a different woman. And even though it was my second child, it still hurt me, but I am here for you” I wonder why Robyn wanted to tell.

[drethanramslay]

Chapter 3

Pairing: Cassian x MC (for this chapter)

Warning: Violence, slight description of blood and swearing

Word count: 3.3 K

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Song: Lover of mine by 5 seconds of summer

Forgive me if there are any mistakes 😬

Being a US Marshal, doesn't purely mean fireballs and explosion. It doesn't mean strong, burly men entering empty warehouses guns blazing.

It means practice, precision and patience.

It means to learn from your mistakes but not dwell in them. We must learn from failure and try better next time. But to indulge in the sorrow or regret brings about unsustainable misery, which doesn't help the cause.

It means providing protection to the people in need when the environment is threatening to their life.

It means being selfless and not hesitating to lay your life for the country. It doesn't mean being suicidal, but it's actually gives meaning and purpose to life.

It means being patient with fugitives and keeping a cool, calm and collected mind at times of crisis.

Assess the situation and defuse it. That's what my supervisor used to say. And it's stuck with me all through my life.

My eyes scanned the room, gauged the situation we were in. Adira was wimpering which gave the intruder a sadistic pleasure. He was running the gun along her jaw.

"Not so feisty are we now?" He said smiling sinisterly.

We could use the false sense of security to our advantage.

The room was a mess. Upturned tables and broken lamps. I was standing at the entrance of the room and they were right across me, around 20 metres away. I know that if I were to do anything, he would straight up blow her brains out. But one thing caught my eye.

They were standing in front of an open widow. That window was pretty big and it opened up on to the rose bushes. A fall from this height might just result in broken bones but, the element of surprise can help us escape.

"Adira." I said calmly, trying to calm her down with my eyes. Her eyes met and I tried to show her that we are going to be okay. That I always have a back up plan.

"Cassian..." She whimpered again.

"Hands like Houdini." I said my eyes not leaving her cerulean ones.

"Huh?" Her eyes focusing, like the lens of a camera.

"Hands like Houdini." I said, without giving much away.

"Stop with this lovey dovey eyes. Shut the FUCK U-"

And at that moment, she threw her hands down and pushed him back with her hips. He stumbled and lost balance resulting him to fall down the window. We heard a yell but it was caught off short. I ran to her and gathered her in my arms.

"It's okay. You are safe. You are alive." I said as I ran my hand through her head. As she seeked comfort in my arms I glanced at the man who fell of the window. A pool of blood was slowly increasing around his head.

He had hit his head to the brick fence. He was dead.

"We need to go. We are compromised." I said as I grabbed her hand and picked up the gun which the intruder had dropped. I checked the number of bullets and Adira picked up the crowbar.

I stared at her and she just shrugged.

Okay then.

We immediately left the house not caring about our clothes or anything. Tomas will hook us up. It was still dusk as we ran down the beach, never once slowing down. I had kept a jet ski under the tarps nearby which could help us in a quick getaway to the sea.

My iPhone had somehow survived the entire ordeal as I reached for it in my pocket. I sped dialed Tomas's number.

"Tell me Keane." Tomas's cool voice spoke through the phone.

"Tomas we have been compromised. I just now fought of three intruders who were wearing a pin with the logo of the Great Irish mob. Tomas... They sent in assassins."

"How is the witness?"

"She is shooken up but okay. We are getting on to the-" a bullet ricocheted through the air and it grazed my shoulder.

"FUCK." I hissed as the pain stung me.

Adira screamed and I immediately spoke into the phone. "Alert the backup. They have cleaning up to do. But DO NOT make a huge show."

Hanging up I turned and I assessed the people shooting us.

"Adira, get the jet ski started. Do you remember how I taught you?" As I loaded the gun and switched off the safety.

Resolution and determination sparked in her eyes. "Yes. Just knock those assholes down while I ride."

She got the jet ski into the sea and put the key into the ignition and roared it to life. I sat facing the shooters lining up the gun and breathing out as my eyes focused on them, letting my instincts flow through me.

Three people.

Three bullets.

Three headshots.

Three dead.

I sighed with relief as the threat had been neutralized. From my point of view this was an absolute win but Tomas would look at it as a failure. But that's okay. Adira was smirking as I leaned against her back, a small smile playing at my lips.

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"Well... We have a goddamn mess on our hand." Nwosu's voice boomed through the laptop. Adira was sleeping in the bedroom while Tomas and me were in the lounge on the house boat. It was around eleven in the night and the stars shone bright above the ocean.

I was sitting shirtless, drinking a cool beer so that I could have enough fuel to deal with Nwosu's cranky ass. My collarbone tattoo was on full display and my shoulder was bandaged.

Luckily it was just a scratch but it still stung.

Tomas was standing, with a hand dragging down his face. Sleep deprivation was written all over his face as he took another sip of his third coffee that evening.

"You can say that again." Tomas said as he grumbled into the mug.

"How did it happen though?"

"Adira mentioned her finance background at the shack today, accidentally. I think they have been tailing us for a long damn time. They just were waiting for our cover to blow." I said as I looked into the video camera.

"Fuck. You had one job. So you know what this means?" Nwosu said as he rubbed his hand on his balding head. Anger seeped into my veins and I narrowed my eyes.

"It mean they are onto us. Nwosu, we need to relocate them as soon as possible. Which safe houses are ready to go?" Tomas asked, smoothly cutting the tension. I let out a sigh completely exhausted.

Luckily I don't have a concussion from hitting my head to the counter but there was a dull throb in my temple. I pressed the icepack ti the sore spot again, getting temporary relief.

"If they caught them in a matter of week in Nantucket, then what is the possibility of them finding them anywhere else in the States?" Tomas continued as he scratched his chin.

"Well we-" I began but Nwosu interrupted me like the colossal jackass he is.

"Shit you are right..." I rolled my eyes as he leaned back into his chair.

What a dramatic asshole.

"We are looking at international relocation Nwosu." I said as I crushed and threw the empty beer can into the trash can. "Move the witness into a better location which has good connection with the American embassy and is willing to co-operate to catch these buggers when we need back up." I said as I stretched my hands behind my head.

Tomas and Nwosu were in a long and tense silence. "Which countries will work with us?" Tomas asked.

"We have good relationship with Ireland, Canada and Australia." Nwosu said as he looked up.

"You can remove Canada from the list. Did you see how Trump threw a bitch fit after he found Trudeau and Boris talking behind his back in that conference?" I scoffed. I maybe in law enforcement but I hated the president.

I mean how would he, an owner of a multi-million company know the struggles of the poor. And he is greedy and racist as hell. I have seen how much Nwosu and Tomas had to struggle because of their colour. I'm telling you, one of these days, America is gonna fall into ruin because of this retard.

"Yeah.. you are right. We can even remove Australia because transport is time taking and the mob issues there aren't as grave as it is over here."

"So that leaves Ireland. We did contact them regarding the Great Irish Mob a couple of months back and apparently the HQ is over there in... Kenmare." Tomas said as he opened the other laptop to search for the exchange of messages between them.

My heart started beating fast.

No.. Not Kenmare please.. I started praying. I worked all my life to get out of that hell hole and if I have to go there for an assignment it will be total clownery.

"Kenmare? Haven't heard of that.." Nwosu said.

"It's a small town south to the county if Kerry. It has its peek tourist season and there is considerable nightlife there but, it's pretty quiet out there. It's an ideal place to have HQ. People are busy in their own lives and nobody will question anything." I said as I gave a dry chuckle.

And that's true. They might appear to be friendly and nice but, nobody gives a damn and they turn the other way when a fourteen year old would ask for help.

"Seems like we just got you a new holiday location, Keane. Kenmare it is."  Nwosu said as he shut the case file. "I'll be sending you the details ASAP. Good night boys." With that he disconnected the call. I sighed, tension seeping into the muscles of my shoulder, making me stiff.

"How does it feel like to go back home, Keane?" Tomas asked with a grin.

"Can't wait." I said dryly, worry and panic slowly stirring in my stomach.

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Tomas, Adira and me stepped out of Kerry airport. The sun was shining but the wind blowing was cold. Adira was shivering in the shorts and top she had worn. I had specifically told her that the summer over here is chilly and short but, will she ever listen?

"Hello Mr. Tomas. Welcome to Ireland. I'm Matthew." A Irish ambassador who was wearing the disguise of a taxi driver spoke as he shook my hand.

"Dia dhuit." I greeted him, my Irish accent becoming more pronounced.

"Irish?" Matthew asked as he gave me a curious eye. I just stiffly nodded, and stuffed my hands in the pocket and eyes him, challenging him to ask me anything more about my personal life.

He got the hint to shut up and turned towards Tomas. Adira just gave me a quizzical look because of my moodiness but I just ignored her. "I shall take you to the house. This way please."

We all piled into one of the yellow cabs with Tomas riding shotgun while Adira and me sat in the back. We were cozied up due to the luggages but I couldn't't help but notice the distance between us.

"So, debrief me." Tomas said, straight getting down to business.

"Well... Killian and wife aren't here but the mob is in control of a certain person who goes by the alias 'Killer'."

How original. I scoffed mentally at the cliche name.

"This 'killer' person is the right hand of Killian and this mob believes in family and hierarchy. Initially they were all over here but, Killian took maximum amount of the mob members to the States. 'The killer' is just a temporary head."

"Do you have any mugshots of him? Tomas asked as he scanned the manilla file.

"The guy is literally like a ghost. He is damn good at what he does and he covers up his tracks so well that there is any clues. He just kills and vanishes. He has no weaknesses whatsoever."

Tomas looked at me and we had a moment of understanding. This 'killer' dude is too good and would be too hard to take down.

"Let's talk about safety of the witness." I said as I leaned my elbows on my knees.

"She will be perfectly fine because the mob hasn't been very active as of now. I have selected a safe house and working place where the activities are minimal and our agents are present." Matthew spoke as he pulled on to the N22 road.

"Good. And how about backup in case things go to shit?" I asked as I side eyed Adira. She just huffed and crossed her hands, glaring out of the window. She knows, if she would have been a little more careful, things wouldn't have gone the way they did in Nantucket.

But there's no point bringing that up, is there?

"They will be ready the moment you give us the signal. Agents will be in disguise." He said dutifully.

"Good." Tomas said before they dipped into the boring conversation about paperwork and the different tourist attractions in Kenmare.

I just turned towards the window and looked out at the scenic beauty of the place. Adira was in awe and she was clicking photos but I just couldn't help but detest the place.

All beautiful things have something to hide.

I had wanted to get out of this place so badly but seeing the familiar bridge across the river and the Sheen valley, made it unbearable to watch. I just shut my eyes and tried to push it all out.

If only I could do the same with my past.

If only it could stay where it's supposed to be.

If only I didn't have to go back to the place which took my parents away from me.

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We were going through the town and I noticed how much it had changed. The buildings had been repaired and repainted in vibrant colours and many more shops had opened up. I could see No. 35, a famous cafe open still and I couldn't help but smile.

My mom and dad used to take me there for pancakes on Sunday mornings. I would hold their hands and we would walk around and then stop by the waterfalls, where we would play tag and bask in the sun.

It was beautiful. My family was beautiful. And seeing the different places I had spent time with them gave me joy as well as it tormented me. It was a flux of emotions which I couldn't comprehend.

I mean, men are not emotionally evolved.

"Cassian... Are you okay?" Adira asked lowly as she saw me clench my jaw and she proceeded put a hand on my clenched fist.

"Yeah I'm fine."

Fine. That's all I am ever going to be. I can't break down. I can't show weakness.

"If you say so..." She said as she shrugged and gave me a last look before looking out of the window.

The car turned and started going down a familiar route. My eyes widened.

"Wait a minute... Where is the safe house?"

"Henry Street."

FUCK.

"Why does that mean anything to you?" Matthew asked as he looked into the rearview mirror, his blue eyes meeting mine.

"Uh, yeah.. I used to live there with my family before I shifted to the States."

"Cassian will we be meeting your parents?" Adira asked excitedly and I couldn't help but wince. Tomas gave me a sympathetic look and I sighed.

"No. They... are dead."

"Oh I'm so sorry." Pain flickered in her eyes and I gave a small smile.

"Me too."

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I could see it from my room.

I could see it mocking me.

I could see it taunting me.

I could see it calling out to me.

The familiar red brick house which was once my home, stood there, looming at the corner of the street. The trees had grown and the weeds were all around the place. But the house was surprisingly well kept. When I left the place because the authorities had thrown me into an orphanage, I had locked up everything. The doors, the windows  and the gate. I keep that key with me.

Think of it as a symbolism. This key opens the room in my heart, where all the happy and good memories are. Whenever things would get hard, I would hold the key and reminisce. I don't expect anyone to understand me or anyone to get what I'm saying and honestly, I don't care.

I stood there looking at my old house, clenching the key in my hand. As if it was supposed to give me strength.

I know I need to go there and clear out my family's belonging.

But it's terrifying.

"Cassian! Let's go and check out where I will be working. I also heard that there's a farmer's market." Adira spoke as she knocked on the door.

I let go of the curtain and turned around to grin at her. Her hair was chestnut colour now and she was wearing specs. She had also worn green coloured lenses so that we could sell the disguise a little bit more.

A distraction is what I need.

"Sure. Also we need to discuss your disguise, Anastasia Roy."

"Yes Cassian, I know. Let's go now!"

Throwing one last look at the ghost of my past, I picked up my leather jacket and walked out.

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It was around 6pm and all the stores were slowly shutting down. Adira and me were walking down the streets with an ice cream and groceries in the other hand.

"God I always loved European ice creams." Adira moaned and I shook my head.

"Well you can't say that if you are a barista." I pointed out.

She momentarily got angry but then she just sighed. "Yeah.. I am sorry for ignoring your advice in Nantucket. I will follow the rules to the T. Also I can smoothly transition into a barista because I worked in a cafe when I was in college."

"I can't believe you worked in a cafe."

"I was bored so I just joined a cafe so that I could learn latte art and all. I got fired though when I threw cold coffee on Tiffany. God that BITCH." She waved her hand.

Such a drama queen.

"I hope you don't do that in yoir new job. Also, you will be working there, at George's cafe in the morning shift. I would prolly be in the opposite park during your shift so that I can keep an eye on you."

"I don't need babys-" Adira stopped herself before she shook her head, as if she was clearing her head. "Okay Cassian. I appreciate it."

What has come over her?

I wanted to ask her and know what was going on in her mind but we were interrupted.

A young boy came running up to us and greeted us. He handed a beautiful blue lily flower in our direction. I just chuckled and looked the other way, assuming that it was for Adira.

"Awww aren't you a sweetie. Thank y-" Adira was saying but the boy interrupted her.

"This flower is not for you. Its for him." My eyes shit towards him as he handed me the flower.

"Who gave it?" I asked my eyes narrowing, instantly not trusting this.

The boy pointed across the road. "Him."

My eyes followed the direction he was pointing in and my eyes met one of the most gorgeous eyes I had ever seen.

Green ones met hazel eyes and I was in a trance.

He was standing across the street wearing a full sleeve shirt, with a jacket thrown on top and black jeans. He had twinkling hazel eyes, which gleamed in the rays of the dying sun. A smile was playing on his lips and he had pronounced dimples. He had a sharp jawline and tousled long brown hai, which could not decide which direction they wanted to stay in.

Let me tell you, I'm straight but I have never seen such a handsome and beautiful man in my life before.

He had a tall and lean frame with both his hands in his pockets. When our eyes met he lifted a hand and gave me a small wave. I couldn't help but grin and wave him back, the joy in his eyes was contagious. With that he turned and strolled down the street, disappearing into the crowd of people.

"Cassian... Who is he?" Adira asked, breaking my reverie as she eyes him.

I looked down at the lily he gave me and shrugged.

"I don't know..."

But I am intrigued...

honestly I was so demotivated that I almost didn't post this chapter

the tags are not working as you have seen me whine about it lmao but meh

I hope you guys liked this chapter!! 

like comment reblog and let me know what do you think?

and like please, don't let this flop otherwise I swear I will feel like the biggest clown hahahha

god I should sleep

[ligmaresources]

armed    robbers    server    highlights. 🠖    stupid    shit    my    friends    &&    i    have    said. 

“ i thought canada was in america. ”

“ ____, do you like sawcon? ”

“ you would dare breed in my realm? ”

“ snap! this one’s going in my trap. ”

“ when i die i want my ashes to be baked into brownies and fed to my friends. ”

“ i hope you fucking die. ”

“ nothing you’ve ever said before has filled me with such pure rage. ”

“ i am going to rip all the teeth out of your head and sprinkle them on your grave like snowflakes. ”

“ if i ever die my last words would probably be ‘i’ve got mad pussy game’. ”

“ your ass is looking mighty thick today king. ”

“ i will wring your head off your shoulders and kick it around like a football. ”

“ please be horny-sad in hell or in jail. ”

“ get lost, cracker bones. ”

“ if your ass being fat was a crime, then ____ would be a war criminal. ”

“ firing, and i can’t stress this enough, squad. ”

“ taste my flesh and realize the sins that weigh upon your shoulders weigh less than my life will upon your soul. ”

“ i’m going to drink an alcohol. ”

“ i want you dead. ”

“ one blue life and it’s robocop. ”

“ do you think she’s cute? ”

“ i’m sorry i can’t be her. ”

“ sacre bleu, motherfucker. ”

“ WHY IS IT IN YOUR ASS. ”

“ HONEY... THE YEAST. ”

“ i will fold an extendable ladder around your head and swing you around like a mallet. ”

“ this is why the kids have an active restraining order against you. ”

“ can you even fight me without breaking your hip? fuck you, old man. ”

“ milk shame me all you want but my calcium levels are off the charts, so call me in 50 years when i’m mega grandpa with the strongest and deadliest bones this earth has ever witnessed. ”

“ god i’m gonna crack his bald head over a table corner like a fucking egg. ”

“ oh, i thought you said whore. ”

“ this is it then. their medicines are making me bleed from my ass. ”

“ i’m his pet cockroach! ”

“ target enrages me like a bull and it is merely the matador. ”

“ oh, so i can commit murder but i can’t have a pina colada. ”

[whumphoarder]

The Man, The Myth, The Legend

(Chapter 2 of Grand Entrance)

A/N: This story will not make any sense unless you’ve read Grand Entrance, so please do so first! 

(Thanks to @sallyidss for beta reading and to @awesomesockes for translating the Danish)

Summary: Peter finally gets to meet his idol.

Word count: 1006

Genre: Fluff, humor, whump (sorta)

Peter leans into Tony’s side and whispers, “I think I’m gonna throw up.”

Tony frowns. “You still don’t feel good?” he asks, his voice low. “Carsickness doesn’t last this long—we’ve been on solid ground for hours now.”

“I dunno, then maybe I’m sick sick,” Peter mutters as they both take another step closer to the bar in the crowded VIP lounge. “But I feel awful. Definitely gonna puke. This was a horrible idea, oh my god, what was I thinking? We should leave, right now, immediately.”

Discreetly, Tony presses the back of his hand to the kid’s forehead. “You don’t have a fever,” he murmurs so that no one else will overhear. “And you were fine five minutes ago.”

“Doesn’t matter,” Peter replies. “I’m dying. I’m dying and I’m gonna die and then I’ll be dead.” He swallows hard and moves one hand up to clutch his churning stomach. “But just before that, I’ll puke. Violently. On everything.”

Tony quirks an eyebrow at him. “Is it possible you’re just nervous?”

Peter doesn’t answer—only continues to stare at the balding, white-haired astrophysicist ahead of them. The man is leaning casually against the bar table, wearing maroon pants and bright blue suspenders with a purple polka-dot bow tie as he chats with a middle-aged woman that Peter recognizes as one of the science expo directors.

“Oh god, he’s less than ten feet away,” Peter whispers. The butterflies that have been fluttering in his stomach have morphed into flapping pigeons now. “I don’t wanna do this anymore—I’m serious. Let’s just go.”

“Kid, you're friends with the Avengers,” Tony says with a scoff. “You go out for pizza with Captain America like every other Friday. Hell, the fucking god of thunder came to your birthday party. This is just some scientist.”

Peter blinks at his mentor. “He’s Søren Thygesen,” he says reverently. “If Thor is the god of thunder, then this guy is the god of science itself.”

Tony huffs out a quick laugh. “I’m telling Bruce you said that.”

Peter ignores him, eyes still locked on Thygesen. “I am literally going to throw up on the god of science,” he breathes out.

“No, you’re not,” Tony says, rolling his eyes. “You’re going to shake his hand, tell him how much you admire his research, and then we’re gonna go pick up a box of Timbits and head back to the hotel to continue our Trailer Park Boys marathon like proper tourists in Canada.”

The director smiles and gives Thygesen’s hand a final shake as she thanks him for his time. Then she steps away from the bar and back over to the couches.

“Alright, we’re up,” Tony says quietly, nudging Peter’s elbow. “Let’s go make your little fanboy dreams come true.”

A fresh wave of panic crashes over Peter. “Actually, know what? On second thought, I don’t need to meet him,” Peter protests as Tony steers him forward. “I mean, I’ve already read all his books, that’s gotta be good enough. I’m sure he’s really busy, after all, there’s that whole Mars exploration thing, and the climate change stuff, and the—”

With a final push, Tony sends the kid forward so suddenly that he nearly stumbles right into Thygesen.

The scientist looks up in surprise. “Nå! Hello there, young man,” he greets. “Are you enjoying the conference?”

Peter stares back, eyes wide, frozen in place. Then all at once, his right hand shoots out in front of him. “I’m fan, your biggest Peter!” he spits out, then instantly frowns. “Oh, no, wait, I mean I’m Peter. Biggest fan. I love you,” he rambles. “But not in a weird way! I mean, I just really like your… uh, your science. And stuff…” he trails off.

Instantly, Peter feels his face flush, but Thygesen only gives him a kind smile and clasps the kid’s hand with both of his own. “It’s lovely to meet you, Peter,” he says warmly. “I have a grandson with the same name.”

Feeling as though he’s in a daze, Peter pumps the hand up and down. His brain is blanking on what to say next. His mouth, however, seems happy to pick up the slack. “I can’t believe I’m touching you right now,” he blurts.

(There’s a brief moment in which Peter is pretty sure he can feel his soul escape its corporeal vessel and drift off without him into the afterlife.)

Søren raises his eyebrows, looking amused. “Well, I am told I have very soft hands.”

Tony lets out a sigh as he rests a heavy hand on Peter’s shoulder. “Okay, that’s enough, kiddo,” he intervenes. Then, addressing Thygesen, Tony extends his own hand. “Du må undskylde min praktikants opførsel. Han er lidt nervøs. Han var bare bange for, om han ville kaste op på dig.”

Peter’s mouth hangs open, but the elderly man’s eyes twinkle as he releases Peter’s hand to shake Tony’s. “Jeg har tretten børnebørn—han ville ikke være den første,” he chuckles.

“Since when do you speak Danish?” Peter demands, whipping his head around to stare at his mentor.

Tony shrugs. “I got bored my sophomore year at MIT. Wanted a challenge.”

Peter blinks back at him. “What did you say to him?”

“Just that you’re a good kid who can’t always control what comes out of his mouth,” Tony says casually. “Be it word vomit or actual vomit.”

Covering his face with his hands, Peter groans. “I am never leaving my apartment again.”

“Now, now,” Thygesen chuckles, patting the kid’s arm gently. “I should tell you the story of the first time I met the Queen of Denmark.”

Peter lowers his hands for a moment. “Did you throw up on her?” he asks.

Søren hums a bit, a smile spreading across his lips. “Other way around.”

Peter sighs. He truly is in the presence of a legend.

A/N: 

English translations: 

Tony: “You’ll have to excuse my intern. He’s a bit nervous. He was actually afraid he would throw up on you.”

Thygesen: “I have thirteen grandchildren—he wouldn’t be the first."

Fic masterlist

[baekhvuns]

Hellooooo

With my dream I immediately thought of Ateez's laundry photoshoot, they were NOT doing the laundry at all 🥴 No, I think someone (perhaps my mother?) wanted to install a washing machine in my room. Also wtf was she doing at my place anyway. And I told LSH to do something about it so he started talking with my mother or whoever that woman was and I got even more pissed⁉️ 🤡

Yes, most of my podcast teammates have known each other for a while. Lmao, miss you have fans as well and I'm one of them!

We also have some funny haters sometimes kdhuagshaggsyaga I love banning people, ngl, such a power trip. 😂

I went full in with the photography stuff but I hope I made sense, hahaha. I'm a Nikon person in general, my frist semi-professional digital camera was Nikon as well, so I'm used to their cameras. Yes I would say go for 35mm it's not very difficult to work with.

Omg, I'm sorry I think I meant to talk to you about Canada or perhaps I did, but before I started being known as DV 💖 🤔 that friend is now in Australia and I don't know that many people in Canada, but I might come if you have a bed to spare 😅 I personally love Quebec City

I'm scared to check if she said anything, if she swerves to Seonghwa (or maybe he was her bias before idk) I'm onto her 🔪🔪🔪 actually free Ateez from this idiot, seriously

Screaming out loud about smut scenes agshdhajahhsaggsga plase, I wanna hear it!

The first place I stayed at when I first moved to London and didn't have my own places was South-East London actually, spent 6 months there... idk if you know the show Misfits but they filmed it largely in Thamesmead and I lived there ( some scenes from A Clockwork Orange were shot at the same place as well) But then me and my friends thought FUCKING HELL WE NEED TO LEAVE cause there was really not much there 😭 Bestie what money? I spend my money on silly kpop boys and other unnecessary bullshit 🤡

Okay, just leave my pink Hwa pcs at least 👁👄👁

And what about Geordie accent?! Like, I'm kinda used to it cause one of my close friends is from Newcastle but when I first met him and my English level wasn't very good I was so lost. But the best thing is, native speakers could barely understand him looololoool. When they can't understand each other - comedy gold.

Ok but beans on toast slap, not to give any rights to the Brits, but as a bread enthusiast I can't say no to that. You just need chilli or barbecue canned beans!

I was watching films and didn't see anything until I left the cinema, but one of my friends texted "Hwa is giving bald again" during the concert 💀 I just saw some THINGS and what was this slut man doing??? https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1520532322742935553?t=DqwDyBxYdcbwAWlv8I7Rag&s=19

I also saw one tweet got flagged as potentially inappropriate and it was Wooyoung exposing Yeosang's abs, so yeah...

Anyways let's look at this happy lil boy

https://twitter.com/S2lomatzve/status/1520519030188040193?t=YiLw_jDSOLblVca6bGrZrw&s=19

So many of my friends were at the London concert and are going today as well, I'm upsetti spaghetti </3 - should change my name to DV 💔

HIHI

With my dream I immediately thought of Ateez's laundry photoshoot, they were NOT doing the laundry at all 🥴 No, I think someone (perhaps my mother?) wanted to install a washing machine in my room. Also wtf was she doing at my place anyway. And I told LSH to do something about it so he started talking with my mother or whoever that woman was and I got even more pissed⁉️ 🤡

RBWMFBWMDBMWDJKW THEY WERE DOING EVERYTHING OTHER THAN LAUNDRY 😭😭😭LMFAOOOO PLS FBNEBFNEHDJE HIS RIGHTS REVOKED

Yes, most of my podcast teammates have known each other for a while. Lmao, miss you have fans as well and I'm one of them! We also have some funny haters sometimes kdhuagshaggsyaga I love banning people, ngl, such a power trip. 😂

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I went full in with the photography stuff but I hope I made sense, hahaha. I'm a Nikon person in general, my frist semi-professional digital camera was Nikon as well, so I'm used to their cameras. Yes I would say go for 35mm it's not very difficult to work with.

IT DID!!! AAAHH OKOK i had a canon as my very first one and the quality is truly 🤌🏼✨ 35mm it is thank u again for this!!

Omg, I'm sorry I think I meant to talk to you about Canada or perhaps I did, but before I started being known as DV 💖 🤔 that friend is now in Australia and I don't know that many people in Canada, but I might come if you have a bed to spare 😅 I personally love Quebec City

AHHHHH AUSSIE NOW??? omf where 🤚🏼 is she also like those australian WILD PPL DBWMDBWM I HAVE A SPARE BED YES 😭😭😭 quebec’s sOOO PRETTY but ppl r rly rude and racist there 😭😭😭😭🔪🔪 vancouver >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I'm scared to check if she said anything, if she swerves to Seonghwa (or maybe he was her bias before idk) I'm onto her 🔪🔪🔪 actually free Ateez from this idiot, seriously

LMFAOOOO IF SHE SWERVES TO SEONGHWA PLS GET HIM AWAY FORM HER TWLL HER HES THE BACKGROUND DANCER OR SOMETHING GATE KEEP HIM RN RN 🔫😭😭

Screaming out loud about smut scenes agshdhajahhsaggsga plase, I wanna hear it!

LMFAOOOO RHWKHFWKFHQLDJWK IT GOES LILE “dOES HE INSERT HIMSELF IN YN RN??? ISNT IT TOO EARLY???” “does he do aftercare tho ayo” “this man’s horny and i thought duke was” “HOLDON WHO TF SAYS THIS???” these r the conversations i have with myself during writing smut fbfb

The first place I stayed at when I first moved to London and didn't have my own places was South-East London actually, spent 6 months there... idk if you know the show Misfits but they filmed it largely in Thamesmead and I lived there ( some scenes from A Clockwork Orange were shot at the same place as well) But then me and my friends thought FUCKING HELL WE NEED TO LEAVE cause there was really not much there 😭 Bestie what money? I spend my money on silly kpop boys and other unnecessary bullshit 🤡

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Okay, just leave my pink Hwa pcs at least 👁👄👁

absolutely not. 🔫.

And what about Geordie accent?! Like, I'm kinda used to it cause one of my close friends is from Newcastle but when I first met him and my English level wasn't very good I was so lost. But the best thing is, native speakers could barely understand him looololoool. When they can't understand each other - comedy gold.

FBNWDWNDBWK NAURRR no pls i has nottingham and birmingham’s talk to each other and they could not understand the nottingham one fbqkdhwk aND THE WAY NO ONE SAID “love?” IT WAS ON SITE

Ok but beans on toast slap, not to give any rights to the Brits, but as a bread enthusiast I can't say no to that. You just need chilli or barbecue canned beans!

FBWKDHSJ MY DAD WENT TO ENGLAND ONE AND HES GOT OBSESSED WITH BEANS ON BREAD AND HAS FORCED ME TO EAT THEM 😭😭😭 HOW DO U DO IT BC WHAT IS FHAYSKQHDKWH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was watching films and didn't see anything until I left the cinema, but one of my friends texted "Hwa is giving bald again" during the concert 💀 I just saw some THINGS and what was this slut man doing??? https://twitter.com/rockstarphwa/status/1520532322742935553?t=DqwDyBxYdcbwAWlv8I7Rag&s=19

please. please. please.

I also saw one tweet got flagged as potentially inappropriate and it was Wooyoung exposing Yeosang's abs, so yeah...

LMFAOOOO WOO SAID THIS IS A STRIP CLUB AND I AGREE YEOSANG DO IT FBFBF

Anyways let's look at this happy lil boyhttps://twitter.com/S2lomatzve/status/1520519030188040193?t=YiLw_jDSOLblVca6bGrZrw&s=19 So many of my friends were at the London concert and are going today as well, I'm upsetti spaghetti </3 - should change my name to DV 💔

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[writinanon]

Predator and Prey Details

Here’s the details from Hare and Wolves about everyone

When I say ‘native’ blood I mean the animals not native Americans because this is ostensible normal human history with animal traits splashed over it and normal human history is very depressing and unkind to indigenous peoples. As white people ‘settled’ the Americas their animalistic sides took on the traits of the animals that were better adapted to the New World. Some people didn’t like this and believed it to be a dilution of their heritage and so they only married people that had a traditional or married someone from Europe. As the land was taken over this stopped happening as much.

With the exception of Jerome and Burke everyone has either had their European blood diluted to the point that it only comes up in small traits or the ‘native’ blood around them has taken complete hold. Considering at best 6 and a half generations have passed since the end of slavery and only two have passed since the civil rights movement their animals would be more deeply connected to their African heritage than the others would be to their European heritage)

Rook – White-tailed Jackrabbit, Prey (She’s a Hare, which is a bit bigger and can run faster for longer than a rabbit.)

Jacob, Joseph, John – Red Wolf, Apex Predator (Native to the southeastern United States of America they’re going extinct do to practices however they are still the top of the food chain in their areas)

Faith – Grey Wolf, Apex Predator (Safely off the extreme end of the endangered zone they are the mental go to for the typical image of a wolf for people of the US and Canada)

Nick – Golden Eagle, Apex Predator (Of course he’s a fly boy. Coming from a long line of air force pilots the fact that he chose to not going into the military given his gift of flight was definitely against the grain for his family. Especially since his wife isn’t Bird Prey but Ground Prey.)

Kim – Yellow-bellied Mormont, Prey (These guys are awesome and I think Kim fits in with them perfectly well.)

Jerome – Side-striped Jackal, Predator (In the wild these Jackals are observed as being far less predatory as their relatives while not exactly gentle they aren’t likely attack for meat unless they actually want meat or it’s easy prey. Their territory range is in sub-Saharan Africa and while a bit more prairie like than Montana I felt the shift wouldn’t have been as dramatic and that his family would have moved to the plains as soon as they were able to. There are also no animals like the Jackal in the area, the closest would be a Coyote however they evolved separately enough that Jerome’s bloodline will remain Jackal unless he moves to a different location with a more similar animal or he mates into a different bloodline.)

Marshall Burke – Spotted-neck Otter, Predator (We know that the Marshall comes from Virginia as that is were the US Marshals are based primarily out of plus it gives credence to his total fish out of water knows absolutely nothing mindset. These guys are river otters from Africa and stick close to marshy areas and Virginia has a lot of wetland thanks to the Potomac River.)

Sheriff Whitehorse – White-tailed Deer, Combative Prey (Well he wasn’t going to be a horse. Though often skittish white-tailed deer are fairly territorial and will fight with other bucks for their desired does or grazing territory. They don’t like to come up against big predators, they’ll fight but are more likely to freeze or run, given the opening I felt this fit with the Sheriff’s attitude toward the Seeds.)

Deputy Hudson – Coyote, Apex Predator (Coyotes get a bad rap and I feel that seeing wolves as superior would carry over in this kind of world. What she lacks in size compared to a wolf she makes up for in cunning as well as speed.)

Deputy Pratt – Wire Fox Terrier, Predator (Bred to hunt foxes as well as other burrowing animals, these guys are quick and need a firm hand to guide them, they are however very loyal)

Mary-May – Golden Eagle, Apex Predator (I figured that Mary-May and Nick were cousins and that in this world the title of the bar would both be a sex joke and an animal joke so she gets to be a Golden Eagle too.)

Sharky – Long-tailed Weasel, Predator (Distantly related to the Mongoose Sharky is not one though. This brings him much sorrow after Rook tells him this.)

Hurk – Short-tailed Weasel, Predator (Cousin of the Long-tailed Weasel they are a little smaller and have a shorter tail however that’s about where the differences stop. Hurk gets a huge kick out of Sharky not knowing they weren’t Mongoose, he also finds it funny that Sharky doesn’t know the difference between a rabbit and a hare.)

Adelaide – Short-tailed Weasel, Predator (Small and vicious these guys can and will tear you a new one if they feel like it. They also enjoy heights as I learned when one decided to climb me like a tree and sit on my head for better vantage point.)

Grace – Red-tailed Hawk, Apex Predator (My personal favorite kind of hawk they’re quick and have excellent vision. Also, their screams are the ones that are usually subbed in for that of a Bald Eagle because Bald Eagles have very high-pitched shrieks not majestic wails like Red-tailed Hawks.)

Jess – Barn Owl, Apex Predator (They are the quietest of birds and shriek like banshees if they are displeased.)

Eli – Rocky Mountain Elk, Combative Prey (These guys are a little shaggy around the edges and are usually willing to fight a bear, cougar, or each other in defense of their children/herd)

Wheaty – American Crow, Predator (They will eat anything and are terribly smart)

All Alphas are Apex Predators (AP). Be it a raptor or a wolf or a big cat or a bear, if they’re a top of the food chain predator they are an Alpha.

Betas fall in the midrange Predator to the Combative Prey (CP), animals that can be both predator and prey like weasels or dogs or snakes as well as larger prey animals that can fight off attackers but don’t actively seek out other animals as prey, deer or moose or horses.

Omegas are purely Prey. Mice, rabbits, small birds, creatures that are usually the dinner of predators in the wild. However, being the most fertile and able to carry the largest groupings of children unlike their wild counterparts Omegas are treasured and beloved, sometimes hoarded by Alphas.

Rook is a white-tailed Jackrabbit, Prey.

The Seeds are what are known as Red Wolves, Apex Predators. With the exception of Faith being a Grey Wolf as she was born in Montana and not Georgia.

Prey tend to prefer to mate with Betas or other Omegas because AP’s are possessive, controlling, and often very aggressive. They prefer the milder nature of Betas, be they Predator or CP Betas seem more in touch with the human side of them all and that leads them to being the most level headed out of the separate groups. The Predators are usually the ones that go into things like law enforcement or dangerous jobs because they can keep their heads better than AP’s (not to say that AP’s don’t go into the military or police work Jacob was a military man; however, Predators tend to make the majority of people who pass the psych tests to become military or police).

AP’s tend to try and only mate with Prey because Prey are the most fertile, the most likely to bare larger groups of children, and there are only one of two ways it can go AP or Prey.

When they go to arrest Joseph, Rook has scent blockers on because she is Prey and while it’s not against the rules a lot of AP’s and even Predators would attempt to subdue her with pheromones and then claim she was unfit to arrest and get to escape scot-free. John’s baptism and then her subsequent swim in the lake washed them all off and she doesn’t have the chance to get more. Eden’s Gate is a big believer in living naturally, as ‘The Lord Intended’ and so birth control and scent blockers are contraband. This is one of the reasons that Kim is actually pregnant during what is tantamount to a war for the county (they wanted kids and are more than happy to have their little bundle of joy however having a kid with a crazy cult just down the way that is militant and trying to take your lively hood? Not exactly the best idea. But with birth control drying up they were left with almost no choice).  This is bad because she gets a shot for birth control and her shot is wearing off.

Of course, all of the resistance members know what she is, Sharky likes to tease her and call her Lucky. (She argues that she’s a Hare not a rabbit and there is a distinction stop laughing you stupid weasel! To which he replies he’s a mongoose and Rook has to explain that mongoose are much larger stoats. They blow up a Peggie outpost to make him feel better after finding out his ‘Whole life is a lie’ while Hurk laughs in the background.)

The visions of Jackalopes in Faith’s region frighten her, it’s not right for them to have horns and she always runs back to Jerome or the Sheriff after encountering them. She doesn’t want to become a mindless follower, the shell of what she was once.

Shockingly, the Judges are more afraid of her than she is of them when she’s in her much more diminutive form. Jacob has seen her literally riding them in her smaller form. Before he knows it’s the Deputy he is confused as fuck.

As autumn closes in on them she moults her soft brown/grey fur into her snow-white fur, the only color being on the tips of her ears which are tipped in black year-round.

Everyone in the Wolf’s Den coo over her change, she has to stay as a Hare and can’t shift back into her human form until she fully moults, instead of taking weeks it takes roughly three days.

Boomer, Peaches, and Cheeseburger follow her because she has a sweet gently scent and offers nothing but love. They recognize her no matter what form she is in and, before they know it is the Deputy, Peggies and towns folk alike are baffled by the sight of a bear and a cougar protectively guarding a rabbit (I’m a fucking Hare you morons!).

[raymenpin61]

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[belladonnaandulriched]

the dead of night | chapter six

Nancy's point of view

I had come into upstate New York hot on the heels of my break up with Chris but there was a part of my story that I had neglected to share with the others. I had my fear of speaking out about it because I had no idea how any of them would react to it. I had no idea if it was even in the same vein as Francine's disappearance, given the fact she had gone missing in Canada.

But after I had my fight with Chris and we broke things off, I packed my bags and bailed from Seattle. I thought of going down to Portland and getting a job at that bakery, Smell the Magic, especially since it was the first one ever in the chain spread across the country, but I had received a phone call from Marcia in Rochester, who asked me to come back East. It was so far away, but I made the move alone, with nothing more than my paint palettes and the clothes on my back. Dominique vowed to find me a place, especially since she was continuing to shadow Angeline at the New York Times in New York City itself.

I had my doubts of moving to that city, especially after everything that had happened to Joey and Lars there, but I was willing to be closer to my best friend, and in Chris' wake, it would prove to be a new chapter for me. I boarded the next flight out of there, and I couldn't get away from there soon enough given the neon and the ghosts were appearing throughout Seattle like some kind of virus. Even though Joey had saved us all the week before, we were having to deal with such rapid repercussions up there in the Northwest. It wasn't just a testament of leaving Chris behind, but I needed a cleansing of sorts. To leave the area I knew so well for a place that I hoped wasn't falling apart, either. Portland wasn't dealing with it all per se, but I wasn't willing to risk it, especially since Smell the Magic never called me back.

I had a stopover in Denver and then another one in Winnipeg of all places, and that was where I met Geddy and his band mates.

I landed in Winnipeg at about six o'clock in the evening their time. Given it was the middle of the January, and about two weeks before that current day of seeking out Francine, it was absolutely dumping snow over the region.

I was beginning to regret the move from the very second I stepped off the plane. Snow drifts the size of a garage piled on either side of the runway and I had to spend the night in the airport, or at least until the blizzard stopped and those bitter Arctic winds calmed down enough for us to fly to New York City. At least I didn't land in Nunavut, where the mercury lay on the floor given the extent of the cold, at least that was according to the security guard I spoke to when I asked him where customs was to check my passport. He was also kind enough to tell me about a little restaurant next door to the airport given it was dinner time.

But my little sweater coupled with my skirt and tights proved to be not enough against the Canadian blizzard.

No mountains to protect me and no significant body of water like the Puget Sound to temper it: I was a Seattle girl exposed to a full on, bone chilling, unforgiving wind tunnel straight out of the Arctic. I had reached the restaurant when I met a tall stout man with a short haircut, so short that he was nearly bald. He looked like a movie star with the deep cleft in his chin and the even deeper clefts in his cheeks when he saw me. Right next to him stood his wife, if I recalled correctly. At least, that was my assumption: a little olive skinned lady with horn rimmed glasses and tight waves of black hair over her shoulders.

“Pretty cold out there, isn't it?” he asked me in a big booming voice.

“Yeah—Yeah, I'll say,” I replied, out of breath.

“You're not from around here, are you?”

“Just flew in from Seattle. I'm on my way to New York City.”

“Fuck New York, stay in Canada,” he said. I should have listened to my instinct, as it told me he wasn't Canadian. But he and his new wife were both kind enough to me that I was willing to share my dinner with them: he was a musician down on his luck while she had been widowed a few months before, and yet they both met one another by circumstance. I never found out their names, but I knew their son was going to be named Noah.

“They say you shouldn't form a bond out of an intense experience,” she remarked, “but we did anyways.” They had tied the knot down in Las Vegas and flew up to Winnipeg when the snow hit. The assumption was that he hailed from Manitoba there, but I never found out about her.

All I knew was I took a drink of cola and I didn't recall anything else after that.

And there I was, riding in the back of his car on the way to the middle of nowhere. To the middle of the snows.

It was pitch dark outside, but all I felt was cold. Cold and bitter. And then I felt something touching my legs and ankles. I had no idea if it was from the snow or from something else, but the next thing I knew I had woken up somewhere.

Somewhere I didn't know where. All I recalled was the sight of a cold gray sky over me, complete with big smooth lenticular clouds the color of cotton candy and wispy clouds that looked as though they carried rain, and a loud beeping noise off in the distance right in my right ear.

I could barely keep my eyes open, but the noise of the street was enough to keep me alert enough. I wanted to move but I couldn't. No pain. No feeling in my legs. And I had no idea what had happened to my belongings, either.

I closed my eyes. I wanted to scream but I didn't know if I had one inside of me.

I nibbled on my bottom lip. All I could feel was the cold earth beneath me. The cold earth as nothing more than my bed.

“Oh, shit! Shit!” That Canadian accent stayed with me even as I was on the brink of delirious oblivion. I lowered my gaze a bit; I couldn't even so much as lift my head to see the three boys down the street from me. But I could hear them. I could hear the one who yelled that out run towards me.

“Alex! Neil! Get over here, guys! This chick's in bad shape!”

I was drifting out again, but I recalled seeing their three silhouettes standing over me. I could hardly make out the sight of their faces but I knew it was them. I saw a head of dark smooth hair and a hooked beak of a nose even through my blurred vision.

“Oh, my God,” another boy's deep voice caught my ear. I blinked once, twice, and then their silhouettes took on a better shape over me.

“Are you alright, Miss?” he had asked me. I could feel the touch of his cold hands on either side of my face. I blinked several times to make sight of his handsome narrow face and his somber deep set brown eyes gazing back at me with concern.

“Are you alright?” he repeated. I swallowed.

“I don't know,” I replied. “Where—Where am I?”

“Outside of the Toronto airport,” he said in a gentle tone of voice. “I saw you laying here and I knew you were in bad shape—” He glanced down at my body and grimaced. Neil, with his dark waves and pencil thin mustache, crouched down to my left and spread his big heavy black overcoat over my body. He then turned his head behind them.

“Alex! Get the Mounties!” He then returned to me.

“Do you remember anything?” he continued; he was practically laying on the sidewalk right next to me.

“I—I don't,” I confessed. My hips and thighs were in utter agony. It felt like someone took a sledgehammer to my lower back and utterly shattered every bone in my spine. I worried about even so much as moving my legs, or wiggling my toes.

“I was—I was in Winnipeg,” I said to him.

“You were in Winnipeg?” the other boy echoed me. “Do you remember what day?”

“Monday the sixteenth.”

“Monday?” He raised his eyebrows at that.

“Today's Friday the twentieth,” said the boy closest to me.

“Four—Four days?” I stammered; my mouth and the back of my throat felt as dry and parched as sandpaper.

“Good God, you must be starving and thirsty!” he proclaimed. The whine of sirens off in the distance caught my ear.

“It's okay, though—help is one its way,” the boy with the deep voice assured me. Indeed, the ambulance arrived within a minute or so, but it felt like a whole decade before they lifted me off of the ground and lay me upon a stretcher. All three boys, including the blond one, whom I found out was named Alex and the one who called the ambulance, congregated around me. The closest boy lingered closer to me once the doors closed behind them.

“It's okay, though,” he assured me, “we'll take care of you.” He held my hand once the doors of the ambulance closed behind us. “What's your name by the way?”

“Nancy,” I said.

“Nancy—I'm Geddy.”

“Geddy?” I thought my ears were messing with me.

“Yeah. It's a mispronunciation of 'Gary' courtesy of my mom—she's from Poland so she's got plenty of an accent even a couple of decades after migrating here. Everyone calls me that, though.”

It was that moment in the back of the ambulance that sparked the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Not as homey and sweet as Joey and Hannah, two childhood best friends, or as mysterious as Scott and Kristina. It was something to spite that couple in the restaurant in Winnipeg. The three of them stood by my side as the medics checked me out and released me within the day. My stuff was gone and those two had cleaned me out, but I did remember Dominique's number. Much like Joey and Hannah, she hurried across the border to come save me. But before I returned to the States, Geddy vowed to come visit me in time.

Never start a relationship in the face of intensity. That was something I had to laugh at even as we were driving out of New York City. I knew for a fact it wasn’t the two of them who took Francine, but the whole thing stirred up something within me.

[vertigoambrosia]

let’s watch fightboys follow the carat gold road

apparently not in english though but i guess they’re busy

also apparently rico won’t be at carat, which what? even i’m gonna be there!

is “one out of twelve” a reference to him being elf zwelf at the christmas academy show?

this is a pretty epic theme for this show

lmao neue hose

wow sometimes i understand words people say!

‘i wanna be cool and strong’ dragan most relatable of all our boys

HEY THERE IS ENGLISH COMMENTARY

put it up rn wxw

hee hee glad the chewbacca chant is back

these boys are shitty and mean!

???????emil face turn???

did the nosejob cause it?

i’m not sure i can get used to not hating emil

esp since he looks a bit like my boss that drives me nuts

this match is between three Very Nice Boys

car boy vs galaxy boy vs taekwondo boy

....boys wtf are you doing

this match is fun but is def suffering from the triple threat thing where everyone takes turns being the guy laying on the outside waiting to break up a pin

also man that light needs an nd filter or something cause highlights so light it looks like people are glowing a lil

i want to say it’s making me a little nauseuos but that;s more likely because all i’ve eaten today is cookies and cinnamon pita chips

(i already know who gets into carat and the result of at least one other match so forgive me if i’m not paying 200% attention)

whoops i missed the finish but good for speedy

too bad he’s gonna lose cause marius needs closure

michael dante: still employed

maybe this year he’ll get a character

impress me, muller

oh wait you can’t impress when you’re right next to francis kaspin

not sure how i feel about marius’ new entrance gear but it sure is a look

cute boyz vs boys i have no interest in

hahaha ok muller’s face when francis denied the handshake was pretty funny

hahaha also0 great: francis trying to steal that pin while bald boys square off

man i missed marius

oh i really like that finish

aww francis is mad tho

a Bad Man vs someone who....is from canada

spiky vest canada biceps

boo this man

how dare people chant for andy

it almost feels like wxw can’t quite commit to him being a jerkass all of the time

most of the time, but not all of it

though it doesn’t help that coulton has literally wrestled for wxw like once

i was gonna ask if heel andy is still using that weird french theme, but i want to find out for myself

whatever andy i spent half that match sorting laundry so i can pack

speaking of jerks!

well one thing this lighting is really good for: the details of jurn’s gear

btw aj and jurn are both in love with pete bouncer now

at least according to social media

fucking aj and pete posted insta stories that was literally just them recording each other

oh and aj was resting his legs up on pete’s lap

if emil is gonna be a face he should go back to the booty shorts

haha look at tas; he’s so enjoyin gwatching aj get beat up

it’s so weird booing someone for biting emil; the very first match i saw him in he bit chris colen (rico Disapproved)

aw dragan noooo

bb u need to learn how to dropkick

tee hee i can see his blue underwear

...i have a lot of feelings about whatever the fuck that submission aj just did was

dragan boo boo what happened

:( deflating!

aw don’t be sad dragan

there are worse things to be than everyone’s favorite oestentatiously dressed softboy

the music for bobby promos is always on point

or at least is to someone who can’t understand the lyrics

uh oh is this another root for bobby moment

cause as much as i Despise bones rn, seeing him make bobby squirm was great

lucky kid: still precious, still the best part of any rise entrance

hahaha holy shit the way he did the finger connection thing and just dropped

real talk though they need bobby to be antagonizing nice people again cause i just cannot get into him as a tweener

obviously i’m in the minority, but i don’t like feeling like i’m supposed to root for the openly sexist pig just cause he hasn’t been explicitly sexist in a little bit

oh snap just realized he and riddle are probably gonna fight at carat since bobby called him out a while back

is bones ded?

see the thing is when bones low blows bobby, its a shitty heel thing on bones’ part, but like...bobby kinda deserves it?

john needs to start wearing real pants again cause the shorts make him look stubby

i say it is not coincidence that the “bobby sucks” is coming from women

ignore that they are wearing rise shirts perhaps they are just lucky/kiev/bouncer fands ok???

it turns out it was bobby who died

this match should not have abeen a 3 way and also i know the result and they went the predictable route

tbh i would have been down for kelly vs veda just because kelly is 200% done with veda

*kelly voice* she can’t irritate me....if i knock her out

yo dat bike kick

[i’m not ignoring this match, i’m just also figuring out what to pack]

awww tarkan and the light

ok i swear the editor is going out of their way to get lucky’s lil connection thing in time with the music

hahaha ringkampf having a little fun at lucky’s expense

why you chop walter

ivan did you forget about the giant red mark on your chest last year?

walter don’t kill lucky! or mess up his pretty face!

walter trying to take random swipes at lucky or ivan when he’s on the apron makes me laugh

look at this little boy, so proud of himself

hah @ tarkan’s ‘i didn’t do it’ face

he did

also like how lucky’s favorite way to distract the ref is just to clutch onto him like a clingy child

as i thought: rise girls in the front row are def lucky fans

that’s no excuse for chanting fuck you walter though!

aww don’t fight in front of lucky!

wait why is tim bleeding again

oh! walter giving pete a lil bit of respect!

that match owned what a surprise

uhhh sorry for some reason i spaced out in the fucking main event

barry you’re not being a very nice player right now

MARIUS THAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING YOU CAN’T SUPLEX SOMEONE INTO IT

holy shit bailey wtf

ref bump? a weird choice

marius tas obviously died why tf would u do that

give tas some beer or something

no wait BOO THIS ANDY

and everyone cheering him!

barry is a nice player :)

OOOO speedball vs bobby? i could get into that!

this is overbooked so hard though

it’s ok tho cause marius is gonna murder the fuck out of andy soon and it’ll be great

[nyoomwhyoom]

bbs without context

if u wanna know which vid a quote’s from, i remember (most) of them 👉😎👉 (or at least have a general idea) so don’t be afraid to ask ! “HE’S GOT LIKE ONE HEALTH, JUST POKE HIM. POKE HIM WITH A STICK AND HE’LL DIE” “So this goes on top,, and then you’re on top of me……… this is really gay” “This is so gay” Brian: I never thought I’d say this but,,,, we need to fuck 407 Craig: heya, don’t threaten me with a good time “See this C block? Ya know what it means?” “Uhhhhhh” “It means you’re a cunt”

“God dude your mom’s still probably really disappointed in you but she’s a little bit happier now” “The scout? Like I scouted out your momma’s ass before I- intense breathing "STUCK it in her” “COME ON EAT THOSE COINS YOU FLOWER FUCK” “Mario Kart nein” —————— “Oh a coin again SUCK MY TINY DICK” Ohm: “OH NO,,, Marcel you just ate my ass” Smii7y: sarcastically “Oh no what a terrible event to happen!” “Ahaha whose the little fat egg down the bottom left?” “FUCK YOU DICKHEAD” Ohm: “Oh fuck me” Mini: “I’d rather not” “I’m like in extended last place I don’t know what’s happening” “Son of a fucking shit my ass” “Nothing like a good pussy trumpet” “You may have to censor that part because I literally just got fucked” “Ayo it’s ya boy lubeless back in the building” ——————— (Nogla’s live stream 5/10/17)—– “Into ta HHHNNNNNNN” “Fuck my ass!” “Now Brian,, is that an offer?” “YOU’RE A CUNT. A BIG CUNT. C-U-N-T IN CASE YOU WERE ILLITERATE.” (mom mode activate) Brian swears Moo: “Watch your mouth young man!” ——————————– “I am the ghost of Christmas,,,, ass whoopin” “AH my pussy’s very,, smoist” “I’M NOT YOUR BABY, BABY” “Go mini you deserve it!!” “I’m going baby I’m going!” “Yeah I did what’s-wat-wut-what’s ya-what’s it to it” “Time to eat some ass!” Scotty: This is what daddy needed! Mini: Daddy Scotty: oOOOHH suck me daddyyy “What really happened to the dinosaurs?” “Now listen the dinosaurs are NOT extinct that’s a lie propagated by Fox News” ——Mini’s stream 6/8/17——— “Get away mini !! You and your golden dick mushroom tip.” “smitters” Mini singing:“Scotty like a melody” “It’s me, bald bitch” “How to get depressed in 10 minutes or less. That’s what I should name all my videos now” “BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS” “Back at it again with the old memes” “Holy SHIT. Craig just turned into satan” “I am a bag of cunt” “How dare you call my memes shit” ———————————– Mini: I’m twizzling my stick! Scotty: Oh baby, talk dirty to me~ “You piece of shit Scott!!!” “I’ll hug you all day bb” Scotty talking about Marcel: He’s trying to blow me now ! Mini: Wouldn’t be the first time “You fucking died to chickens dude!” “I JUST GOT MOLESTED BY A JIGGLY PUFF” “I’ve got a whip attached to my ass!…… Its called a tail” “Sometimes they say less is more but in this case less is a disconnecting dick” “PUT YOUR DICKS ON THE TABLE WHOSE GONNA WIN” “It’s like an episode of the magic school bus!” “Come on kids! Come on and climb inside my ass!” “My space bar can only take so much abuse” “Anthony, eat a dick” “Noo I don’t wanna” “Eat a dick Anthony” “ITS NOT ON THE MENU” “Eat a fucking dick” “Ohm can we talk about the fucking ring right now. Th-the giant armor. The giant riot shield protecting everything that can come your way” “Jiggly is my guardian angel now, K? That’s one of his testicles.” Anthony starts singing opera “So first I put a ring on it, than I give you a banana-” “wOOOAAAAAHHHH MY NIPPLES ARE HARD” “Wanna know what else is in Canada? Naked panda men” Brock: Why don’t we look into each other’s eyes while we do it Brian: Ok Tyler: I bet you do look into each other’s eyes while you do it ;) Panda: Holy. Shit. I’m gonna suck my own dick right now John: I’m gonna suck your dick “I WENT IN MY HOLE” “I betcha did buddy” “I suffer from premature congratulations. I always tell people  happy birthday one day too early” “WHY. WHY. MISS AMERICA PIE eat my ass” “I’m sick n tired of people. Theres too many in this world” “Evan, theres literally three” “Guys guys, your minimum wage pilot just jumped out of the plane” “OOOHH good NIGHT fucking sweet moon bitch boy” “Well there’s no need for profanity dude” “Shut up dude someone just got their dick sucked,, in a video,, ok? We are far past profanity” “You’re the one who spent 20 minutes putting make up on alright don’t give me that shit” smitty giggling “You’re the one who spent 20 minutes trying to get a blowjob” “I got pussy planted again iNTO A BANANA” “AAHHisuckdickforalivingbYE” Cartoonz doing a hotel room tour: “-It’s really big…. hAHA YEAH IT IS” “DONT TOUCH ME SMITTY” “I’m sorry��. Restraining order?” Law and order starts playing “DAMMIT ANTHONY. I SAW YOU GET FUCKED, WHY AREN’T YOU FUCKED?!?”

“Oh wow, nice fucking hoowheel”

“When i’m sittin’ on the royal throne, just use a lotta lube” “………………………………………no”

“PAUL HAS FRIENDS OF COURSE PAUL HAS FRIENDS WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T HE HAVE FRIENDS FOR”

“FUCK ME IN MY PUSSY HOLE”

“How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could fuck you”

“Christmas isn’t about love it’s about materialism get that shit right”

‘Casper the friendly fuckboi’

“If a chic takes a pickle out of a jar, she a tot”

(playing kiss marry kill w/ marcel, tyler, and evan) Scotty: “I’d marry Marcel” blows kiss @ screen “love you Marcel….. Kill Tyler, cause he’s a fuckin asshole. What’s the last one? Kiss? Kiss Evan, cause he’s a beautiful man. A beautiful Asian man.” Panda: “I would, I’d probably kiss Evan too, I mean look at him,, he-he’s a beautiful man. I would marry Tyler, because-” deep sigh “I love that giant man. (scotty: "i don’t understand it”) And kill Marcel,, why?“ Scotty: laughs "Say it!!” Panda:“…. Black guy always dies first! Sorry man."