#fuck starshit

[dreamofbona]

seola's real birthday is december 26th. starship really shifted her bday by two days for the purposes of the zodiac thing 😭 i hate that shitty company so much but i also can't really find it in me to be mad right now cuz seolo is coming we're getting khj1 we're getting idol seola back

[nugulover69]

have any boyfriend (the kpop group) fun facts for me? they were my fave for a while there but i never like super mega got into them (although i want to know who's letting official sites lie so much. min woo is FOUR INCHES SHORTER THAN THE TWINS??)

Not facts so much as assorted Things I know abt them bc they aren't a group I care much abt outside of their music. like if you held a gun to my head rn and asked me to name the 3 members that aren't the Jo twins or Minwoo I'd say pull the trigger piglet

I can recc Minwoo's youtube channel. he hasn't posted to it in years and only some of the videos have eng subs but honestly you only need to watch this one

Its basically just him and the Jo twins cringing over their cutesy debut and out loud pondering why the fuck anyone would like this lmao

Its also home to the funniest thing ever said by a kpop idol thank you Kwangmin

OH THIS CLIP I HAVE AN EXCUSE TO SHARE IT NOW HEHE (its also from a video on Minwoo's channel but its not eng subbed)

Kwangmin, reading a message from a fan: swear at Starship plz (Starship being the company they used to work under) Youngmin, who's been waiting his entire life for this moment: STARSHIT Kwangmin: O_O Youngmin: ovo

Side note: only Youngmin was officially listed as the visual [designated fan attractor/ideal korean beauty position] for the longest time but not Kwangmin. despite being his literal identical twin. my guess is that since Kwangmin was a rapper, that inherently made him uglier ig??? no idea. if you check kprofiles now it list both of them as the visual and that is a lie and blatant rewriting of history

Boyfriend also famously disowned hard by Starship after they sent them to promote in japan and were only mildly successful (and their shitcanning was kinda inevitable bc Starship's subsequent boy group, Monsta X, was ten times as successful as Boyfriend, both in Korea and abroad). they reunited a couple years after getting disowned and are currently promoting in japan as BF btw

Also everyone listen to Love Style NAOW. ez top 10 kpop songs of all time

[1lovewony]

Yujin's creepy startship employee

Fuck that person bro, holy I can't imagine someone in my workplace to post such malicious content. I hope that person gets what he/she deserve. Even looking at all angles, creating fake ai video while being a colleague of that person, holy shit. Starshit.

[ilhoonftw]

not to be that person but i'm yet to hear ppl say 'i'm not gonna support a group from s m or jaywhypee' the same way cube is enemy of the people 💀 s m has a long list of lawsuits yet. jaywhypee fucked over so many groups and soloists, still didn't hold that presscon about being in cult, another september passed. did anyone stopped streaming bląckpink bc of whygee ??? cube's bad pr is crazy. every kpop company sucks let's be real. does anyone ever do anything to learn about ethics idk. how many shitty things bigshit or starshit did yet i'm yet to see so many 'never again i will never ever support a cube group'

[soukokuhater]

why are those stupid queerbo losers from honktit starshit or whatever the hell it’s called on the guns n roses tag what the FUCK does this mean

[the-derpy-duck]

Reblogging this again because I did not make a comment under my friends account because this is just a side blog to watch the worst robot ever lose to Five Pebbles.

I know NOTHING about Rain World. But I do know that Starscream is a whole ass character archetype. And it all surrounds him being pathetic. I need another word for pathetic because it’s gonna become really repetitive to read and write but here’s why you should vote for the red fighter jet and not the other robot.

1. Starscream sucks. I hate him. I hate him so fucking much. He’s horrible. He sucks at his job, he sucks at overthrowing Megatron, he sucks at everything. The reason why he’s even still alive varies from Megatron just being an idiot to Megatron enjoys watching Starscream constantly fail at everything.

2. He is the saving grace of almost every transformers show he’s in. Why is Armada considered good when it is actually kind of difficult to sit through? Starscream. His friends all leave him and the good guys laugh at him as he has a mental breakdown (Sort of Hotshot just makes a small joke but it’s better if they laugh). He gets abused by Megatron constantly because fuck him but his story is great. I loved watching him plummet and die. TFP starscream is almost better. He’s not but it’s very close. He starves. He gets thrown out. He gets beaten up by Arcee. He can’t afford medical insurance so he begs the autobots for help because he’s a stupid, pathetic, leach on this world. His stupid face in pushed into the dirt by Megatron’s boot. G1 Starscream screams “I’m stupid, I’m stupid!” And I think it might be the most iconic and used quote from G1 but idk. RID15, a show I will never watch, has a small bit where Bumblebee is just verbally tearing down Starscream and laughing at his stupid plans and pain because a fucking sword rejected him. I watched a YouTube short of it. He didn’t even get a YouTube video how fucking pathetic is that? TFA SS gets to die twice and become a head. In cyberverse there is a 3 minute scene where Megatron just beats the shit out of him and leaves him to die on the moon. Five Pebbles seems fine I know literally nothing but Five Pebbles only has one Rain world (I think I don’t know D: I’m sorry) Starscream has more than 10 shows to be pathetic in.

3. Spotlight: Megatron. It is a comic where the point is Starshit suffers.

4. TFP Starscream has stilettos and he’s still short. Look up the image Tumblr doesn’t want me too add any more pictures I’m sorry

5. His best friend/husband leaves him for the autobots. If I was skyfire I would do the exact same thing.

Starscream’s ceiling is leaking directly over his head all the time. His pillows are always warm on both sides. When he goes to take a shower the water is cold. And I don’t mean like ‘oh wow it’s cold’ I mean the water is literally frozen. His showers are just hail. When he tries to take a bath the water is always too hot. Like he’s melting into the tub. When he walks outside, birds shit directly on his head. When he sits down the floor caves in around him. He is always failing.

I hate him. He’s not even loosing when I’m writing this but mother fucker I hate him.

Please please please vote for starscream. Look at me. Look at my face that you cannot see. This is the face of a little bitch. Not unlike starscream.

But. Losing would also be like starscream. Especially if it’s by like- .01% that would just be so perfect

Round 2

Starscream propaganda

Five Pebbles propaganda

[cassiusrexxing]

the time i left a message for morning ness and opened it with “good morning, starshit! here’s to being fucking productive today”

[cozy-glow]

i think we all know why cozy glow was petrified instead of literally any other antagonist - if an antagonist can be murdered or have the tar beaten out of them until they go away that is always the first resort. only ever extend a hand of friendship to those too powerful to defeat in a physical fight or those we cannot explode, and also that one man child for some reason

[heoneyology]

mnet really should’ve just stopped at queendom lol

[nubemon]

Starshit, you literally boosted an anon comparing Sai to an actual fucking nazi, you've said Sai is equal to Lily, you've minimized the harm Lily and people like Patricia have done to their victims JUST to spite Sai.

You're not documenting shit you're just screeching at the wall and getting angry when no one with a brain cares.

Fuck off with that coy shit. Dumbass.

man you really struck a nerve with this sai lady. why is she so concerned with being documented when she loves to do it to others so much?

That's the million dollar question isn't it?

[haojun]

Yoo Kihyun solo album w h e n

[seokmattchuus]

@cravity I love y'all. I really do. But what the fuck is the chorus in Chinga-Linga? The whole song's a bop but that chorus just.

Why

[yeonggi]

so since starshit just fucked sistar I don't want NO FUCKING EXCUSES FOR THEIR OTHER GROUPS/ARTIST THEY BETTA PROMOTE THE FUCK OUTTA THEM I WANNA SEE MONSTA X COSMIC GIRLS BOYFRIEND ALL THEM BITCHES!! THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE NOW NOT TO SHOW THE POTENTIAL OF THOSE GROUPS SINCE Y'ALL WANNA GO AHEAD AND CANCEL SUMMER TF

[ventivante]

WONHO CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES

[wonhoseokkie]

Tbh the fanchants dont matter to me. Kmmbs ignore the new fanchants, and majority of imbbs dont do it so 🤷

It still hurts about them singing over Wonho's parts. Heck it hurts A LOT. but fancon is coming and it will be recorded.

Wonho will never be gone. Monsta X was and will always be ot7. Jooheon himself said to raise your banners during the concerts and show them proudly. The boys know of our hardwork and they know we will never let his name fade. NEVER.

[freshbling]

Wbk that m*et and c*be are a bunch of snakes but really? Aren’t they tired of doing idols this dirty? Profiting from the pain of the boys and the fans? Fuck off