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Yo is the plan to kill sigurd just us finding his wife then busting it sexual style in front of him to deal max psych damage so he just fuckin dies because if so I am whole-heartily here for it
#fate#fgo#cosmos in the lostbelt#fgo lostbelt#fate go#lostbelt 2#lb2#fuck sigurd#fate grand order#brynhildr
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Today was too warm for my liking but pretty all the same.
#dogblr#alaskan malamute#dog#canine#sigurd#dog photography#house stuff#lighting was nice but 80 F can fuck right off
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this is what Sigurd looks like in my mind. idk. i cant explain it this is just real to me
#lethal company#sigurd#sigurd lethal company#zombugz art#anyway the Company will see some fucking guy (affectionate) and put him in a situation
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Out of the Shadows: An Eivor/Randvi Fic
Rating: E
Words: 7,717
Summary:
Eivor rubbed her temples, suddenly angry with everything about her brother. Her control was slipping away by the word and it was frightening how little she cared about it. “If I were–” She met Randvi’s somber, if a little confused gaze. The candlelight flickered across her cheeks and lips. Gods, Eivor wanted to–
“If you were?” Randvi prompted. She leaned forward in her seat, clasping both hands on the table in front of her. “What?” She stared into Eivor’s eyes. “My wife?”
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Eivor spills out what she would do if Randvi were her wife, ft. pining and Eivor being stupid thinking Randvi doesn't want her back. Smut with Sigurd asleep in the other room
Read here on AO3!
#eivor x randvi#female eivor#eivor varinsdóttir#i'm back babyyyyy#Marking my return to fandom with 8k of smut and pining#sigurd can go fuck himself#this started out as 'no one fucks Randvi like Eivor can'#it devolved from there#please bear with me as I build up a tumblr presence y'all
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People Loki canonically had A Thing™️ with (according to me):
-Sif (the series composer lowkey confirmed they had a night together before the hair cutting incident)
-Fandral (we all saw what we saw in T1)
-Theo Bell (I consider LWML to be partially canon & Loki having a thing with a human guy who he left on earth & was probably dead by the time he came back… definitely vibes w Loki’s attitude toward mortal lifespans in the movies.)
-The Grandmaster (no way he got out of gladiatorial slave duty just by telling jokes, plus the winky scene like come on now)
-the flight attendant from 1x1 (they were feeling each other so hard. & he told her he’d see her again)
-Lorelei (best one on the list tbh. She escaped using his secret pathways. She’s an enchantress that’s not his multiversal twin & is actually rly interesting. It’s all there.)
-Amora (also from LWML. Yes she’s probably Lorelei’s sister. No idgaf. Sleeping with an ex situationship’s sister isn’t exactly smth I’d put past him)
-Sigurd (he doesn’t exist in the mcu but the chemistry in AoA was so strong it’s transcended mediums. He’s Loki’s ex in the mcu, they just haven’t mentioned him yet shhhh)
#also: you can fight me if you want but it’s canon that he had the hots for Jane briefly#it’s also canon that he has a lust/disgust crush on Steve I don’t make the rules#he didn’t date them or sleep with them tho so that’s why they’re just honroable mentions#also none of these were actually RELATIONSHIP relationships so they don’t contradict his ‘I’ve never had anything rly real’ line in the show#the flight attendant was just a one time thing#the grandmaster was a transactional relationship#Fandral lorelei and Sigurd were just fuck buddies#and the romances with Sif Theo and amora all kinda crashed and burned before they had time to get started good so :/#also also: as much as I despise s*lvie & s*lki they absolutely did have a brief romantic connection in canon#like that’s just.. not debatable#dashingfrost#fandroki#lokimora#amoraloki#loki x amora#sifki#loki x the flight attendant from episode 1 who down to bone an active terrorist#loki x flight attendant#loki x lorelei#mcu lorelei#loki x Sigurd#frostmaster#Sigurd#the grandmaster#amora#Theo bell#loki where mischief lies#lady sif#loki series#loki season 2
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i'm tryin to work and all my brain will let stick to the wall is "valhalla au but eivor is Seriously Hurt in the fight against kjotve and can't follow sigurd to england right away (like. a year or two delay.)"
#ac valhalla#it would be kinda fucked but also 👀#like a semi-epistolary type story where eivor is recovering and rcving Very Troubling Letters#hmm or maybe just the delay is they come with valka#not sure the canon time delay on valka i always speed run building ravensthorpe up when i play lol#also a fun avenue to explore: basim follows sigurd to england and hytham stays with eivor#IMAGINE#assassin's creed#injured eivor fic
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tbh Azelle/Arvis would go hard as, like, a toxic age gap ship thing
#Azelle said he was scared of him didn't he?#I don't think Arvis would be deliberately/unnecessarily cruel but like...#what if he saved him during the massacre#since he's blood but also not a threat to the throne#but like. keeps him locked up as a traitor#do you think deirdre would seek him out to explore her memories...?#well that's probably why arvis would never let it happen#but deirdre's married him and given him heirs now so.#also Sigurd is dead lol. where is deirdre gonna go??#honestly I could see a messed up deirdre/azelle thing forming lmao#even though that isn't blood related incest but more like.#they're both half-siblings to the same guy#who deirdre is married to#and who locked azelle up#look admit it: this is about exactly as fucked up as fe4's canon relationships#FUCK now I kinda. do want to explore this.......#azelle canonically had a crush on aideen. clearly long curly haired magic girls are his type.#now I'm almost mad I put this all in the tags lmao am I gonna have to screenshot them and post them separately#fe4 spoilers#fe4
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ac valhalla was not unlike eating dirt
#darktalks#i've praised origins and odyssey for making the conflict against the order incredibly personal for the MCs and they completely dropped that#here the order are just some guys that your new neighbours tell you are bad. like sure they oppose your ''conquest'' of england but like...#so do all the non-danes lol. fulke is the only one who gets to have a personality and i love that for her but she's also barely in it#it felt more like a danelaw game that happened to have the logo and the blade and the RW characters (for all of their 2 scenes in the game)#i was enjoying each shire's cast but at some point i completely disengaged from the story. i do not care#it piqued my interest again with the norway isu ruins and the valhalla sim but then i realized that was basically the end of the game LMFAO#i wonder if my losing interest has to do with my advancements being met with scorn. dag shut the fuck up#and if it was only dag then whatever but SIGURD. OHHH SIGURD. you i would've killed thrice over#basim has like a reason or whatever (he really doesn't) but it was still such an aggro attitude over nothing#anyway because of the ''losing interest in the story'' thing i skimmed thru the druid dlc and completely skipped france and ragnarok#would i have played them if it had kept my interest? not with these stealth and combat systems that's for sure lol#the stamina bar ended up barely being an issue (except when you most need it) because i've been a counterattack devotee since 2007#but boy was it a slog nonetheless#and stealth-killing streaks seemed impossible with how quickly the guards' aggro ring fills up once they see a single atom of your hair#for one reason or another i was unable to maintain a stealthy run through any of the missions#which doesn't feel good! when you're doing the exact same thing you've done in every other game!!#on another note the environments are beautifully rendered but i feel they very much lack the variety from odyssey#AND the map was overly bighuge for what was actually on it. i also had a lot of terrain texture pop-in issues fsr#i will also appreciate the scaling back of the rpg numbergaming bc odyssey's got real silly#but overall it was an unremarkable experience. mirage better be good
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Today I thought about how sad it is that the Ragnarsson don't really have any friends outside themselves. They should be swarmed with admirers and groupies, but alas their only close relationships seem to be women they sleep with or Halfdan.
#vikings#vikings tv#bjorn ironside#ubbe ragnarsson#hvitserk ragnarsson#ivar the boneless#sigurd snake in the eye#closest might have bin the guy bjorn runs around with in the mediterranean#whatever happened to that guy#I don't count harald as friend btw he's an opportunistic fuck#and halfdan is also only bjorn specific#so the only one who had a friend that we know of is Bjorn lol#It would have been so in character for Sigurd to have a whole gang around him all the time#then that insult of ivar would have made sense
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new FGO chapter has a node where you have to kill a wave of enemies in one turn it forces you to bring a Servant on your frontline that can do this with one NP. It specifically buffs him so that he can do it. Except for the slight hiccup that he can't charge his own damn NP. and also they force part 2 mash who does literally nothing for this
it's literally just a check of "did you bring a Servant who can charge an ally's NP" but there's no way to know that beforehand so either you're psychic or you fail it at least once
G A M E D E S I G N
#bearless sigurd simulator#they force 2/3 of the active party for a gimmick puzzle node#and then one of the things they force is literally completely useless for the 'puzzle'#whose fucking idea was this
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I'm still heavily considering gtailing Tametomo to 100 and putting him in my main support but Napoleon is my oomf Anyway look at my GOATs
#the suitcase chronicles#fgo#mind you I still like Sigurd and Remnant Saber a GIANT amount but#We're talking about Richard here#I've been waiting a long long time for him he's so fucking cool#go read strange fake
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I lied more news know.First off fuck casein she already annoys me. second thing why the fuck is sigurd aloud to just fucking digivole mid fight. Third thing why is lostbelt Skadi so fucking cute and lovable. Fourth thing who gave his himbo-bimbo ass man the fucking PRIDE CANNON.
the final thing is baobhan sith is great and I love using her glad I got her thats all for know.
#fgo lostbelt#fate go#cosmos in the lostbelt#fgo#fate#baobhan sith#lostbelt 2#fate grand order#fate series#napoleon#gay pride#himbo king#skadi#casein#fuck sigurd#pride month#pride icons
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Same tree. Three very different dogs to photograph.
#dogblr#alaskan malamute#dog#canine#sigurd#zombie#slash#dog photography#Sigurd is an Angel to photograph but he’s so fucking white getting him in balance is so hard#meanwhile slash….
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one thing about me is i have no tolerance for sigurd’s delusions of grandeur in my dialogue choices lmao i always manage to get the positive ending with him but by the gods i will not put up with the nonsense along the way
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...Hm.
Adds find a faceclaim for Seliph to my to-do list so i can write the good lad again.
#let me tell a story; ooc#i want to explore how fucked it was that like#no one saw him as his own person#he had to be sigurd's heir or the savior of jugdral or was deirdre's son#never just seliph
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literally out here crying over lethal company
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