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Heavy are the hips...

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Unfortunately Raven Ridge doesn’t exist but I do have an annual pass to [REDACTED] State Park just down the road. No lesbian park rangers spotted but they’re out there 🥰

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The inexplicable Kassandra vibes of this woman jolted me right out of my doom scroll. Just make her Greek and voila

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After eivor lost her eye

(It's going to be kind of an ongoing series for a while

Search the tag randivor vinland in my tumblr)

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You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

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Seeing male Eivor is a jump scare at this point. Female Eivor is so handsome and compelling and male Eivor just looks like a scrungly cat (derogatory)?? I’m not seeing the vision.

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House: Cleaned

Lesbian Viking Village Ambiance Playlist: On

Blanket and Tea: Acquired

Next chapter of the Ranger/Journalist AU: COMING SOON

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Local butch viking woman living her best life with her wife❤

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15, 19, 30, 38, and 39! :)

15: Favorite movie

I don't have an exact favorite per se but I will watch The Two Towers (or any of the lotr movies) and How to Train Your Dragon over and over again :)

19: A fact about your personality

Idk if this counts but I have recently realized that I'm autistic, which really does explain a lot in retrospect.

30: What I hate the most about work/school

Last year I left my corporate-ish job to become a freelancer so there's a lot less that I hate about work now! The main thing now is the variability of work but even that has its benefits. Being my own IT person now instead of having a whole department at my disposal fucking sucks though.

38: My childhood career choice

I wanted to be a marine biologist because I thought you just got to swim with dolphins all day

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

Will eat most any ice cream but especially fond of Ben and Jerry's Phish food!

Thanks for your questions! :)

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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You have GOT to fuck butches bro. You gotta.

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ABSsassin’s Creed Valhalla

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“So Soma is a daddy?”

-My spouse who doesn’t play AC after they read my Eivor x Randvi x Soma fic

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How do fanfic writers feel knowing that people might have been masturbating to their work?

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The Lord of Grantebridge: An Eivor x Randvi x Soma Smut Fic

Rating: E

Words: 9,585

Summary:

Eivor hesitated once they were standing before the closed door, but Randvi walked right for it, opening it and slipping inside. Eivor followed her, drawn like a moth to flame.

Inside, the chamber was dimly lit, glowing warmly in the light of a fireplace and several scattered candles. Soma was sprawled in a chair by the fire, reading a letter in one hand. She’d already shed her armor, now dressed only in a pair of dark linen pants and a blue shirt cuffed to the elbows.

She looked up when they came in. “So both of you have come? I had hoped for as much. One of you would have sated my appetite, but I’d much prefer the pair of you.”

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Soma invites Eivor and Randvi to a feast in Grantebridge. When they arrive, Soma extends another invitation.

Read here on AO3!