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#lorde#melodrama#chile#mk ultra#antifadance#fuck donald trump#fuck robert evans#but kindly#make him feel hot#bc he is#i already know how im gonna tell you the story#my little italian stud 馃槝
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#election 2024#goddamnit america#robert evans#my mans could not have said it better#god we're fucked
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I love how Buck has been emotionally adopted twice and it went so differently both times
Buck: You're going to adopt and love me!
Bobby, sighing: Okay.
Vs.
Gerrard: I am adopting you now.
Buck: Oh god. Oh no. Oh fuck.
#911 abc#911 show#911 fox#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#bobby nash#robert nash#captain nash#vincent gerrard#fuck gerrard#captain gerrard#marcel mumbles
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I love him so much
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The two sexiest and cutest guys who has ever existed 馃敟鉂わ笍. Superhusbands Steve and Tony forever 馃敟鉂わ笍
#captain america#steve rogers#the avengers#captain rogers#marvel#so hot 馃敟馃敟馃敟#so kissable#sweet and sexy#very kissable#chris evans#robert downey junior#robert downey jr#iron man#kisses#i love him#superhusbands#superheroes#super hot#so fucking hot#tony x steve#steve x tony#tony and steve#steve and tony#lovers#idiots in love#i love you#so fucking sexy#sexy males#cuddles#stevetony
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Buck was able to have two really beautiful moments with Bobby being proud of him. How Bobby was able to help Buck grow and learn. And how Bobby is proud of where Buck has come and truly himself now.
#only for it to be all for not#because he has a fucking heart attack#I鈥檓 not okay with this#911#911 on fox#911 fox#911 spoilers#evan buck buckley#evan buckley#911 abc#911 on abc#911 s7#911 7x09#911 season 7#7x09#season 7#bobby nash is buck's dad#bobby nash#robert nash
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ROBERT EVANS JUST OUTED HIMSELF AS A SUPERNATURAL FAN AND AS A DEAN GIRLIE I AM LOSING MY MINDDDDDD (X)
#Behind the Bastards#Robert Evans#BTB#SPN#Supernatural#Jared Padalecki#JarPad#Sam Winchester#Dean Winchester#talk about a fucking jumpscare#I was NOT expecting the JarPad name drop#nor the ensuing brother discourse#also Robert I'm sorry but you're wrong#They're BOTH the best Winchester brother#I WILL fight you on this#you may be way bigger than me#and have been in real world fights and combat situations#but I've got mania on my side rn#I feel like I could take on god and win#meet me in the Denny's parking lot with throwing bagels#op
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I was going to put a podcast on to listen to while I'm making oatmeal bars and cleaning, but I'm trying to listen to the Behind the Bastards podcast in the order they were released, starting in 2018. I started ages ago, but got stuck because it took me about two years to get myself to listen to the Reagan episodes.
Anyway, going back that far on the podcast website is annoying, since there are like 8+ per month. They've all been uploaded to youtube so I'm listening there. I found a way to play them through my media player, so no ads yay.
But they were uploaded in batches, not on the date they were released. So I'm like, there has to be a list somewhere.
Yeah not that I could find. They have them on IMDb for some reason, but they're stupidly organized. They start out in order, but then aren't in order. Sometimes they'll shove in a different year just for the hell of it. I'll find parts four five and six but have to look at a different year to find parts 1 2 and 3 and I don't even know where part 7 went. So instead of doing anything practical I'm sitting here organizing all of the episodes of behind the bastards and a spreadsheet.
So if anyone is interested in a spreadsheet of all of the Behind the Bastards episodes, in order by date, let me know.
Spoiler: Kissinger gets six episodes.
#naclyoho#I'm trying#I really am#behind the bastards#robert evans#imdb what the fuck really#I know time is a construct but it was constructed for a reason#and that reason is so I can listen to media in chronological order
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vampire!bobby fic anyone?
special shout-out to @icyfox17 for encouraging my descent into this madness.
#self promo#ao3#archive of our own#911 abc#bobby nash#alternate universe#vampires#!!!#posting this before tonight's episode#evan buckley#buck buckley#buck & bobby#my writing#we're not gonna talk about how long this one took me#robert.#the bobby nash torture nexus#oh captain my handsome captain#buckarooney#some fucking guy named bobby#cap dracula#omfg i just saw a clip of him on YouTube i am going insane jfc#vampire#vampire au#911 au
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Happy birthday to our blue eyed angel boy, 31 looks good on you babe :)
#lewis pullman#loml#hes so babygirl#bob floyd#rhett abbott#international bob floyd fucks month#top gun maverick#robert bob floyd#outer range#press play#harrison knott#calvin evans#lessons in chemistry
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#this is why we can't have nice things#elon musk#elongated muskrat#jeff bezos#amazon#tesla#wealthy fucks#wealth hoarding#hoarding wealth#wealth corrupts#wealthy families#wealthy people#wealth inequality#wealthy people forget about guillotines#wealthy#rich fucks#eat the rich#lies and the lying liars who tell them#rich#rich people#why do we put up with these people?#billionaires are villains#billionaire bullshit#billionaire#robert evans#Robert Evans behind the bastards#behind the bastards
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when will anglophone influencers learn to fucking check pronunciations before making a video about something. im not saying they have to get all the sounds perfectly bc thats impossible, but if for your video about places with difficult to pronounce names you didn't even bother clicking the little 馃攰 symbol on wikipedia and refer to the slovenian town ptuj as "ptooge" you are the fucking problem
#same with surnames#jesus fucking christ i am so tired#the place names video was interesting but for petty slavic person reasons i will not be reblogging it#i wont even mention robert evans referring to mircea eliade with she/her pronouns bc the name sounded feminine to him lmfao#l9
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Sometimes I get culture shock from going from MCYT's space where people freak out about like, 18 year olds drinking with 20 somethings to behind the bastards where Robert Evans is talking about his young adulthood traveling Guatemala and he's talking about the bar owner they were staying with and it's just,
And sometime like there was this other guy who owned a bar in Guatemala who was a former highway patrol officer from Arizona, UM and said that It's one of the first things he told me when I met him, was like, "I used to be a highway patrol officer in Arizona and I can never go back now." And he clearly had in the recent past, had a couple of hundred grand to spend on buying a hotel with a bar, and those two things were connected. Yeah, he was a cricket highway patrol officer, yes, And and he was also like the big drug dealer in town, which I'm sure also tied into why he's no longer a highway patrol office. He saw a business opportunity and it was like, I don't want to be in law anymore, I want to run a shady ass bar that gets European kids dangerously intoxicated on their holidays, And that's what he did. My last memory of this guy is because he also had a seventeen year old wife who had just given birth- [...] My last memory of that cop was he had his baby on a bassinet around his chest, and he was shirtless other than the baby he was wearing. And he was leaning over the counter of his bar with a jar of mushrooms preserves and honey, and he was spooning them into a naked Danish boy's mouth.
And this is someone who Robert is describing fondly. It's just jarring sometimes.
#sif speaks#mcyt#it really gets wild to go between this and knowledge fight#I think so many mcyt fans would fucking die listening to half of robert evans' shit and call him like the worst human being alive#and meanwhile he's an actual leftist out there advocating for Palestine and getting his hand broken by nazis and shit
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me and who
#femcel core#femcel#evan peters#emma roberts#american horror story#me and who#me and him#me and you#me and fucking who?!#me and her#girlies
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Wow I Finally Watched Sunshine
What happens when you put Cillian Murphy and Chris Evans in close confinement on their way to send a bomb into the sun?
Did I mention the incredible Michelle Yeoh and Benedict Wong are apart of these space shenanigans?
Have I gotten your attention of this very underrated movie yet?
Sunshine came out in 2007 and I had never once heard or seen anything of this movie until a few days ago, While I was innocently scrolling through Disney+, This movie appeared.
Now, Being a huge fan of Chris Evans for many years and recently diving into the work of Cillian Murphy, I was already hooked.
But then you tell me this is a Sc-fi Psychological Thriller set in space?
NOW I REALLY AM HOOKED.
But this isn't just a 'For the scares and spooks' of space travel that film often portrays, This is a film ahead of it's time. A story that could be told in any year, Because this will always be relevant.
This movie makes you think.
What is beyond the stars? What would you do in these humanity-testing scenarios? What would you do when you've come face to face with not only the surface of the sun, but also your own heart?
A movie that questions your own humanity, A movie that has made you feel something so real that it makes your chest feel tight as if you're in that scenario, As if you're apart of a team with these people by your side day in and day out - That is a job well done.
While this movie did take a little bit to get into, it builds the suspence of what's really going on here. But everytime you think you'll look away, you reach for your phone - The movie does something that makes you need to rewind and go "Did they really just say that?"
And when you reach that moment.
There's no going back.
This movie was so incredibly different than anything I've experience for a while and As a thorough enjoyer of the Sci-fi genre in all different forms, This was a truly pleasant surprise.
***Please be cautious minor spoilers in the tags***
***Please read the content warnings of this movie before watching, it can depict scenes that may trigger some individuals***
#I felt like this movie was going to get rated poorly for some reason but it's actually pretty good and it makes me really happy???#I JUST REALISED THIS MOVIE HAS CILLIAN MURPHY AS THE ONLY SCIENTIST WHO CAN PILOT THE NUCLEAR FISSION BOMB HAHAH#DID THEY CALL THAT OR WHAT#HOLY SHIT#HEY I'M HERE FOR IT YOU WON'T HEAR ME COMPLAINING#Chris you were an absolute hard ass but I love you for it#Cillian you are a baby boy and we love you#Benedict you precious bean I just wanted to give you a hug#Cliff you were kinda hot I will not lie NO WAIT ALSO LITERALLY HAHAH#Michelle you're perfect and I love you so much#Rose I just wanted to give you a lil kiss on the forehead and tell you everything's gonna be okay#Hiroyuki you're also extremely hot#I'm not sorry#No I am he was beautiful#HARVEY FUCK YOU#ALSO I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE FACT THAT THEY CALLED THEIR A.I ICARUS THIS WAS THE BEST THING EVER#Also I'm so sorry Capa but you tripping over in that crucial moment made me absolutely lose my shit with laughter#okay onto the real tags#sunshine#sunshine 2007#robert capa#cillian murphy#michelle yeoh#corazon#rose byrne#cassie#chris evans#chris evans sunshine#cillian murphy sunshine#benedict wong
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