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I’ll be so glad when Bad Blood is over and all this Pukeintyre shit will die down. Drew has better taste than that gross crusty ass POS.
#drew mcintyre#drew galloway#big daddy drew#drew mcintyre is hot af#world wrestling entertainment#big daddy claymore#wwe#drew mcintyre is hot#hot daddy#wwe drew mcintyre#fuck puke#fuck dbag puke#snake in the grass
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#me: ive gotta read so fucking much by monday if i dont wanna look like a fucking idiot in my lab meeting monday#also me: if i dont draw maid sanji right fucking now im gonna puke#can u tell what my 2nd favorite shojo was in high school? many scenes still live rent free in my head#clannad was my 1st fave btw lol#also. god i kno i say this on every sanji post but i think abt him so much ever sing day#she is my absolute favorite babygirl. i hate him. i want her to suffer forever#female sanji#me in 2014: what if girl sanji? me in 2024: what if girl sanji???#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#zosan#one piece
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taps mic. clears throat. remus being the embodiment of the thoughts and fantasies thomas considered "forbidden" means he was, at least for a while, the sole embodiment of thomas' queerness as something to be feared or ashamed of or disgusted by. before any of the other sides could accept this about themselves, before thomas could accept it about himself. remus is the source and the holder of thomas' most unwanted thoughts, which at one point (and while this is technically subtext it is like 1 inch away from being text) included thomas being gay. if we get any dialogue or confirmation of this in the series I will do 1000000 backflips break my neck and pass out on the floor
#i am a remus stan forever#C!THOMAS INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA BABEYYYYY#this is fucked up jshdhsjsk im not saying i think they were homophobic. except yes i am.#bc c!thomas is canonically catholic and canonically didnt come out until high school/early 20s#u knowwwwww his ass was thinking about Boys and wanting to puke and cry and pray the gay away#me doing a little jig imagining my blorbos hating themselves <3333#sanders sides
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I can't believe I have to say this
If you know of anyone who's y'know "bad" or anything of the sort and happens to follow me... don't??? tell??? me??
Regardless of the circumstances and actions of the person, I say this with the utmost respect and fear: I don't want to get involved
What people who follow me or don't or have me blocked or muted or whatever do in their free and irl time is not my business
I know not to mess with english-speaking communities' personal affairs now. Like, no offense, but y'all are pretty fucking creepy when it comes to stuff like that, and that's why, again, I don't want to get involved
I have enough problems in the real world currently. Please understand that! 🙏
#im not trying to be mean or anything#im just gonna put it out there#im legit traumatized by the way english speakers and gringo cultured ppl handle these situations#im not even using that word lightly#getting the anon ask that spawned this post into existence made me want to puke and do not very nice things to myself#so please i beg you#dont tell me about it like im supposed to do anything to fix things#I also understand that many people believe larger accounts have a responsibility to get this sort of stuff out there#but im not strong enough for this kinda business#yall scare me way too fucking much atp#ughhh#aneh wont shut up
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Nimona shows us that hate is taught, hate is taught, hate is taught and it's a killer of everything beautiful and good
But it's never too late because love can be taught too
#i am going to sob into my fucking pillow tonight lads#i am so emotional im going to puke#nimona#nimona netflix#lgbtq
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"Dean physically hitting/beating Sam" requested by anonymous
I had this same themed gifset in my drafts for quite some time, but since anon requested it, I remade it to finally post it. I excluded the occasions when dean was under the influence of MoC even though the show explicitly stated that the mark only amplifies what's already there. I also excluded a few other scenes for obvious reasons because I know how to take context into account, so I think this is a fair gifset. now apply the same standard to sam and do the math. and my original intention was, and still is, to show sam's reaction because everything I post is about sam. I don't even consider this as a dean crit post, this is just how he is and it is part of the show you can't deny.
#I have so much to talk about this but I won't#the mere thought of the potential fucked up things I may have to see in my notifs for this post had made me literally puke already#sam winchester#dean winchester#spn 2x03#spn 2x04#spn 2x14#spn 4x04#spn 6x06#spn 7x03#spn 15x17#s2#s4#s6#s7#s15#gifs
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not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.
#🐉#sorry i know youre supposed to try to look at these things constructively#but it fucking sucks!#and its not even technically classed as a disability. youre just Guy Who Always Needs The Bathroom.#like. i feel like im going to puke every day of my life but its haha funny because toilet humour.
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she's so fucking mean 2 me
#my art#hk#godseeker#the little knight#Translation of her insults:#You're short. You're so short the only reason that god hasn't struck you down is he can't tell you apart from the dirt.#You look like a carpet fucked a nerd#You make my house worse by being it cause ur short and ugly#Stop looking at me with them big ol eyes#You're a cringe ass nae nae baby#You make me wanna puke#You're not even good enough to be the dirt i walk on#Your face looks like an ugly rock#You're ugly. You're disgusting. I gonna kill you. I hate you. Give me 200 dollars.#q#hollow knight
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Call me shallow but I'm a firm believer of the "but he's Gerard Way" rule
#my chem#gerard way#gee way#shitpost#my chemical fucking romance#my chemical romance#mcr#*cough cough* piss k!nk#puke k!nk *cough cough*#I mean uhh#/J /J#I JEST#FUTURE EMPLOYERS PLEASE#IF YOU READ FANFICTION YOU'D UNDERSTAND 🙏🏻#they can make anything seem charming
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i love them so much im going to puke like literally my heart is going to explode
#im insayyane im crazzayy#tmnt#ive missed them... have to write and draw my own fucking content for them grrr#working on chapter 3 of my fic even though i told myself i wouldnt do a chapter three#pukes#batman vs tmnt
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Drew beating that crusty bag of ass made my night!!!
#drew mcintyre#drew galloway#big daddy drew#drew mcintyre is hot af#world wrestling entertainment#big daddy claymore#drew mcintyre is hot#hot daddy#wwe drew mcintyre#wwe#sometimes the good guys win#fuck DBag Prick#and Drew & Wade in the post show was precious!#fuck cm puke#fuck puke#Drew in that dragon gear was fucking hot
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I love how much of a nervous dog this guy is in Super.
#brain puke#dragonball super#dbs#supreme kai shin#to me him and beerus are two co workers who work with fucking unreasonable people and side eye each other in meetings#goku says shit: beerus and shin @ each other 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️#dragonball z
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Sam ending up throught groundbringe fuckery in Tfp would be such a vacation for him i think. Less action, less aliens ripping each other to shreds every miniute, the difference between how bay formers and tfp formers look.. Sam would look at tfp cons deadpan not afraid at all
Meanwhile the kids in Bayverse would get treated like sparklings probably(wattch Miko growl once at a con and promptly get adopted) Raf especially. Jack would take one look at everything and just go to work in NEST cafeteria until others can figure a way back home for him, Miko and Raf because he's NOT getting involved in this housefire(would avoid bay!Op like a plague something something honorary prime nonsense)
Sam is right there, chilling and spazzing on the minor things (to everyone else in TFP), while completely blasé to the major world-changing/world-ending things. He's been in more than one "end of human civilization" scenarios. It's not his first rodeo, and he's not even counting the doomsday panic of 2000 and 2012. He's immune to crazy, otherworldly shit via alien technology. If anything, he's weirdly disappointed over the lack of alienness of their Artifacts.
He literally resurrected his version of Optimus, met the Dynasty of Primes, had the Allspark in his mind, and dealt with the Fallen that manipulated gravity fields.
Sam's treating it like an unwanted vacation to a place that lied upon the brochure. That guy is like a powerful magnet for destroying Decepticon plans. He would probably fall into a chasm of a hidden Energon mine or interrupt an Artifact expedition to his advantage because 1) Allspark guided him, or 2) he was getting to antsy in the base of nothingness (no human personnel, no cafeteria, no agents, no systems or tasks for him) and did a runner.
He definitely puts his foot in his mouth when he meets Arcee. Sam would never get used to their more human-like frames.
Sam's boogeyman would be M.E.C.H.
Meanwhile, the Jasper Trio is stuck on Diego Garcia. They're taken back by the immense operation that's N.E.S.T. and feeling really lost. Miko doesn't have a Bulkhead-equivalent, Jack doesn't know what to make of the triplets, and Raf isn't clicking this Bumblebee.
Because everyone is too busy, they're trying to slot into things without getting too underfoot. Jack already has certifications related to his fast food job, so he gets into the mess hall to prepare meals for hundreds. Raf and Miko get into the science portions. Raf is making a name for himself as he has the most success bridging tech and understanding the Cybertronian script. Miko likes explosions.
The kids are boggled by all the politicking that goes into it and the more intensely magical things with the Allspark.
Those three will never, ever not laugh at Dorito-Starscream.
(Both sides have the not-so-fun realization about the malfunction connected to Unicron in the middle of Earth. That's too farfetched for anyone, but the truth literally grabbed the respective Primes with giant elemantal fists to viciously shake them.)
#ask#transformers#crossover#transformers prime#tfp#transformers bayverse#bayverse#sam witwicky#jack darby#miko nakadai#raf esquivel#optimus prime#optimus#maccadam#my thoughts#my writing#the jasper trio wouldn't have a blast at a very strict military base theyre very used to their bots casualness#and berths and convertors#the kids would probably get into a heap of trouble figuring out a converter#sam would like a cold mountain dew and Mikaela and his Bumblebee because hello vacation that's slowly growing on him#“what do mean you can't photosynthesize!? what the fuck!?”#miko has no filter over bayverse's puke green ratchet
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george filming that video when he was in london and all he wanted to do was be in florida. vs now finishing that video and uploading while finally living in florida with his favorite people. it all came full circle :(
that whole video just being one big thank you to his mom we should all die
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It's been 800 years and I STILL have beef with whoever is responsible for writing the Vulgate cycle for having the AUDACITY to bring Galahad into the mythos. I'm someone who normally likes Mary Sue type characters, but there comes a LIMIT
#when he dies and the angels drag him up the heaven all i can think is “good riddance you little shit”#sir galahad#arthuriania#arthurian mythology#arthurian literature#arthurian legends#arthurian legend#arthuriana#vulgate cycle#not you silver the hedgehog you're my sweet baby and one of like 3 interpretations of the character that don't make me wanna puke#the other 2 are the monty python one and the once and future king one#toafk galahad is annoying and a fucking dweeb but at least is considered that by the narrative
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