#fuck okay. NOW i'm going to bed

[static-scribblez]

do you guys ever just remember that life in the world to come is literally just some random ass guy and his goth best friend telling you their fucked up vision of the apocalypse.

[snepfeathers]

pros of being mostly immune to online impulse purchases: I can save my money and use it on more necessary things, like rent and groceries

cons of being mostly immune to online impulse purchases: I don't get to have The Thing

[moki-dokie]

there needs to be fandom spaces exclusively for people 30 and over like for real 99.99% of the reason i simply do not enjoy any fandom is because of the fucking kids. sure lets have a mutual space to hang out sometimes but for FUCKS SAKE i would like to hang around and socialize with grown ass adults who aren't living in a delusional parasocial brainworm infested reality some of the time, too.

much love to the Youths out there but sometimes yall are fucking insufferable and flat out stupid and suck the joy out of every aspect of everything ever. and that's not particularly anyone of yalls faults thats just being young and dumb. we were all insufferable and stupid at some point. (and like, let's not kid ourselves some of the adults are even worse lmaoooo but not so frequently) but it's amplified x100000000000 with the terminal onlineness and social media. and frankly, i'm sure the kids would probably like to get the fuck away from us old farts just as much sometimes.

absolutely kills me that we just don't have kids only and adults only spaces anymore like we did Back In The Day.

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Update 3: drove the asshole home bc I was so sure he was fr gonna die if he drove himself lmao. Poor dude looked so miserable, like bro was either holding back while we were working or he got worse the second he was able to relax, bc there wasn't a single moment of silence the whole drive back, dude was just curled up in the passenger’s seat shivering and being so fucking symptomatic. Like he was doing that thing where you basically cough all of the air out of your lungs then doing that rattly little inhale and then repeating, like it was Not Good 😬 0/10, hated being there to experience that in person, I was horrified, I want all of that to stay in audio recordings where it can't hurt me lmao. And he wasn’t sneezing a ton, but when he did, he stifled them until I told him to quit it bc the last thing he needs is a fucking ear infection on top of whatever the hell is already wrong with him, and even when he stopped, he was so congested that they sounded kinda stifled anyway 😭 like it's all objectively hot and I would've loved it had I just read it and not experienced it first hand, but unfortunately I'm a massive germaphobe and had to sit three feet away from this guy all damn day. So I bleached the hell out of my car and scrubbed myself down in the shower three times and I still don't feel like anything is clean enough, but I'm tired so it's gonna have to do for now lmao

[argesta]

no one is allowed to tell louis “GIRL GET UP 🗣️” ever again. no one is getting up after this

[thesmokinpossum]

I was having a super nice weekend, the best of august and one of the best of my entire summer and this fucking creepy unknown number started texting me all sort of crazy shits about how he's thinking about me, how he wants to be there for me and write to me all day everyday, how when he come back to (the city where I currently live) he's gonna "tell me about his new life and the choices he made"....

Just to make it extra fun he has my actual name and knows a few things about me that make me believe that it's not someone texting a random phone number but someone who actually knows me at least a bit.I'm not entirely sure yet but I think it might be one of my neighbor and if it's the case...Well, I don't know what my next move is gonna be but it doesn't exactly fill me with inner peace and joy

[stupidflux]

This is soo real and canon like Blizzard Entertainment or whatever told me this to cover up their shitty stuff

[skrunksthatwunk]

frostbitten

(alt versions under the cut)

different color scheme:

full pages of both:

anyway haha. who's feeling normal about this scene. me probably

[appalachianapologies]

Smoking Room

A MacGyver 2016 Fic in reference to The Collective (2023)

Strike Team Delta is tasked with taking down a trafficking ring from the inside out. They find an unlikely ally with the same goal, only without any resources or gear other than a Swiss Army Knife.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

ugghhh wintertime sucks!! I'm sad and tired and sad all the time.. I need a nap.. and f/o cuddles.. and another nap..

[plangentia]

group holidays are always fine in theory until people begin to grate on you on day 2

[wildflowercryptid]

i finally played through the galar chapter of the villain arc in pokémas and it was pretty alright, it at least made me feel kinda vindicated about my stance on rose being a redeemable villain. i will say that i think the chapter would've been stronger if (01) bede was present & played a core role in the plot and (02) oleana switched sides to help rose see that he can't save the future if he keeps going down the same path & tries to do it alone.

[euclydya]

ok. well. we have to live.

[running-in-the-dark]

I'm feeling alright today. finally put away about 2-3 months of clean laundry - it just kept piling up. it took three days (I got frustrated very quickly so I did sorting, then more sorting the next day, and putting everything away today) but it's done and I'm so happy! the floor in my room is visible now. I vacuumed! it feels nice.

I think tomorrow I'll put on new bedsheets (I have changed them once since we moved in. we moved in in April.), that'll be even better.

also, I looked up the number for the local child protective services office yesterday....

because I was once again woken up by the assholes in the apartment above us screaming at each other. except I'm fairly sure this time at least one of them screamed at their toddler too. and the toddler started crying - it sounded like they were saying ow... (I've heard this kid cry so many times and this sounded different)

i was still half asleep and I have a hard time telling if things actually happened then, so I can't be 100% sure that's what I heard, but the next time it sounds like that I will try to call someone (like, the yelling definitely happened, my husband heard it too - but I'm not completely sure what it was exactly. oh except the guy called his partner a stupid whore. that's how loud they were yelling....)

[ilkkawhat]

me and my fucked up relationship with work, feeling guilty that things are going to shit while i'm not there and feeling anxious that i'm gonna get some sort of blame for it in the morning

[musical-chick-13]

See, I think the thing about deranged, toxic relationships in fiction, is that everyone involved has to actively choose to walk into or keep coming back to this relationship. That's the interesting part for me. What would make someone, against every single ounce of reason, decide that being in a relationship like that is genuinely worth it for them? Why would someone willingly put themselves in that situation? What has to be going on in their psyche? What do they get (or think they get) out of it?

If the toxicity is one-sided or one party is completely railroaded into the relationship at every turn until they finally cave, or there's some outside force trapping both of them in the relationship and they don't actually want to be there, that's not particular interesting to me, personally.

(Obviously, other people can disagree with this; people have a wide variety of opinions and ways they engage with fiction, which is good, actually. I'm simply talking about my own thoughts.)