#fuck most kpop stans are so insufferable

[ugh-yoongi]

in my hater era again but just saw a tiktok talking about kpop and idols with the caption “why would you want to stan mediocrity?”

girlie idk, maybe it’s bc the world is fucking bleak and awful and different things make different people happy? i truly do not care if a group or an idol i like is the best rapper or singer or performer — it’s good enough for me that it brings me joy.

these fanwars or callouts or “we need to hold idols accountable for being mediocre” are so fucking lame and i don’t care. i do not care. enjoy what you enjoy! not everything has to be a fucking thinkpiece!

[science-lings]

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1- My guy just lost his job and has to live out of his old office there's no way he can be allowed to adopt Trucy immediately, but if he had a rich husband who lives overseas and lets them technically commit fraud by moving into his old apartment during social worker visits... that would be much easier. Edgeworth isn't against being a little underhanded in his methods with the law and he has witnessed Phoenix with the Feys so if an infamous attorney were to adopt a child left behind by a tragic trial, he'd be so glad it was Phoenix. That guy has been reeking dad energy for years. It's also important to note that no one doubted the authenticity of their relationship since they went to go sign the papers because most people who have seen them already assumed that they were together. They don't have to try to convince anyone.

2- The things they call each other are so important to me, as kids they're Miles and Phoenix/Nick, in court they're Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Wright, outside of court but still in a professional setting they're Edgeworth and Wright, when they're flirting they're back to Miles and Phoenix, but when they're insufferably flirting, Pheonix is 'Mr. Edgeworth' and Miles is 'Mr. Wright' They do this before they get married, both legally and actually.

3- They would be so funny on a reality tv show or some kind of game show, if their motive is doing something better than the other, they will put their whole pussies into whatever that thing is, even if it's like the great british baking show and Phoenix is the only one who can kind of bake. If they get to work together they're insane, put these assholes in an escape room and they will fuck that shit up. With Miles, who learned how to pick locks, and Phoenix, who got used to puzzles when working with Professor Layton, they would speedrun an escape room.

4- idk Pheonix just seems like he gets super affectionate with the people he loves, he kisses Trucys forehead/head so constantly it's habitual for him to pop off her hat to smooch her scalp and replace it right after. I also think it would be funny if he was so unprofessional about his love for Edgeworth except when they're in court but that's because they have to stand like twenty feet away from each other. Edgeworth turns red every time but he rarely protests, at least not seriously.

5- I just think they should be each other's 'oh shit' moment because that is funny to me. Phoenix didn't really realize he was attracted to men, at least in that capacity until that newspaper article and Miles had accepted that he was aro until he caught feelings he thought he was immune to. They both deal with it so well... /s

6- Connected to my hc that lawyers in the AA universe get kind of a celebrity status, but both Phoenix and Miles are so offline that they are completely unaware of it. Maya and Trucy and Kay especially are definitely not unaware and they think it's so funny. They contribute to the rumors. There are Edgeworth and Phoenix fancams made from court footage set to kpop. Apollo had a Phoenix Wright stan account and he used to fight the PW haters on twitter before he actually met the guy. He forgot the password so he can't delete it and it's only a matter of time before someone connects the dots. Anyway they trend on twitter every time they meet in court like when a new season of a show comes out and the fanbase goes bonkers.

7- obviously they call and message each other but they both think it's nostalgic to send letters, and Phoenix likes having a reason to send physical pictures from when they were kids since Miles wasn't allowed to keep any of that in the Von Karma household. Edgeworth usually sends sweets from whatever country he's in for Trucy.

8- I personally think that Phoenix has more of that kitten look but I was recently reminded of how often in the of trilogy when ppl have to tell him to put those things away. He can weaponize his big brown eyes and Miles pretends to be unaffected but he's weak to it just like everyone else. He has that kitty vibe, he asks for things by looking really pathetic and sad and it works in his favor every time.

9- Phoenix is the type of guy to fall asleep during most movies if he isn't judging it intently or particularly interested and when they were kids they tried to binge more than one samurai movie and Phoenix fell asleep before the first one ended. That official art just makes him look like such a sleepy guy. Again the kitty energy returns, he's a big napper.

10- these bitches are so good at arguing, but they both want to win so it takes forever to decide on things that actually don't matter that much. If they can't decide on a restaurant to go to for a date they won't finish arguing their case about their preferred place to go until after they close. They never yell at each other or get too emotionally invested in a lot of things but they will draw that shit out and take out evidence and witness testimony if it helps their case. Sometimes it gets so extensive that they have to pull out the whiteboard/ corkboard. Just as long as it's presented like a court case it will be so well communicated between them so they take advantage of that because or else they kinda suck at talking to each other about their problems.

[satorus-leftarm]

HQ MUSIC HCS EXCEPT IM PROJECTING AKDNJDDNKS

hinata:

ngl, i feel like hed have like mainstream taste but like also not??? hes a swiftie tho no one can change my mind on that. also feel like he’d like mac miller maybe?? idk. id say like chill rap/pop would be his thing

kageyama:

feel like hed either have like an 27 hr long playlist w js a bunch of bullshit from his faves in middle school all the way till hs and it would be a major vibe OR he doesn’t listen to music very often but doesnt rlly care whats on 🥲 he’ll vibe either way lol

tsuki:

this man is fucking EMO AND/OR A METALHEAD 😝 you cannot say ANYTHING that’ll change my mind. metal wise, i feel like hed fw nu metal more than classic metal. like korn’s his fave (specifically life is peachy). emo wise, mans seems like a ptv stan. like i can see him tryna grow out his hair to be like vic but failing so hard

yamaguchi:

80s to 2000s pop is this kids entire personality. britney, destiney’s child, diana ross, jlo, nsync, backstreet boys, madonna, YOU FUCKING NAME IT!!! hes pretty open w newer pop but it doesnt hit the same. he does however fw metallica a hell of a lot bc of tsuki lol 🫶

suga:

he listens to CUNTry 🤯 like divorced angry wife country. and he gets SO into it to the point where it concerns daichi akdjddksks!!! he fw yamaguchis music too n they trade playlists from time to time. hes also the type to listen to some of the most vulgar shit w a straight face. were talking like some insane clown posse type shit. when hes alone he’ll grab a hair brush and lip sync to halls of illusion and act like hes all hard and not the sweetest soul the world has ever known 💀

daichi:

hes a 90s rap kid fr. like nwa, 2pac, laurynn hill, ice cube, early eminem, eazy e and so on. hes open to p much everything but if this man gets the aux, expect to hear fuck the police at FULL BLAST ( #improjecting ) 🥲😇

asahi:

INDIE INDIE INDIE INDIE!!!!! were talking car seat headrest, the strokes, early arctic monkeys, spoon, tool!!!! he rlly likes brit pop too, his roman empire is oasis vs blur alkdkddnsjsj

noya:

was a victim of 2020 music 💀 BUT ITS OK HE RECOVERED GUYS!!! i feel like hed listen to sza, kendrick (he HATES drake lmaoo), mac miller, a lil kanye here and there, 21 savage. hes a MASSIVE doja cat fan tho OML its insufferable how into her he is aldjdjdbskdbd!!!! feel like hed also secretly a kpop stan lmaoooo like were talking p1harmony, skz, enhypen, TWICE OMG HE LOVES TWICE

[possession1981-moving]

I saw your response about the bts question few weeks ago. And as a self proclaimed “sane” army, I just feel like correcting you on certain points. I agree the fandom can mostly be insufferable.

But bts have been decent idols, they’ve worked HARDER than most people on that industry to stay on top, and that’s just facts. Also they might have not introduced some concepts, i.e… the storyline one, but they definitely popularized it and generally put kpop on the map. (Yeah i won’t acknowledge psy as kpop). Many yes know Korean pop existed but it’s due to bts and girls generation most got interested in kpop. And then most find a group they like better and outgrow bts. I just never got the blatant hate for bts?? Makes 0 sense.

Bts have been outcasted and crucified from their peers and the big 3, it’s very well documented too. So to say they feel some kind of entitlement to upkeep relations with the industry or feel superior, is a narrative only kpop fans have created to normalize the hate towards them.

Most of the members are friends with the entire industry. Taemin, Kai and jimin are literally besties. Jungkook with most 97 liners of the industry. Suga several times expressed he wants to work the others and even produced some of the most popular songs.

Like it’s okay to not like bts or the fandom but to spread general misinformation because you’ve a personal issue them ain’t it. These guys are the most genuine people ever.

Namjoon legit went AGAINST HYBE because of the whole nft controversy. He has been so feminist for years now and constantly works on bettering himself. Apologized to the communities he hurt in the past. And is more conscious of his collaboration. Can you say the same about most idols? Just last month Taemin was seen been straight up racist and his fans ATE it up like it’s desert.

i’m going to ignore everything you said until the last sentence because let me fucking tell you i was literally the one to break the news about the shinee colourism incident on here and i have been historically one of the biggest taemin stans on this website and i condemned that shit and distanced myself from him and kibum immediately when that happened, and so did pretty much everyone i know. you can’t fucking act like WE’RE all a monolith if you don’t want us to act like yall are all a monolith. consider that before you speak next time. as for the rest of your message i literally don’t care what fantasy world you live in 🫶🏻

[theliterarywolf]

Hey Lit did you see the "Worst fandom of all time" poll on twitter trending right now? Take away #1: "Look man, Genshin Fans are annoying as Hell and they ABSOLUTELY deserve to be here, but putting them against Steven Universe Fans in the first fans and then WINNING against people who made multiple well-document Suicide Baiting campaigns is ridiculous. The SU fans deserve to be WAY higher than where they are. Higher than Homestuck in the brackets, that's for damn sure!" Take Away #2: "Whoever thinks that Hetalia fans are comparable to, let alone WORSE than Kpop stans is out of their minds. The Hetalia fans are kinda cringe at worst but are at least chill these days. Kpop fans are actually insufferable." And my personal favorite with Take away #3: "NOT A SINGLE MENTION FOR BRONIES. NO ONE CONSIDERED US A VIABLE COMPETITOR. IS THIS IT? HAVE I FINALLY LIVED TO SEE THE DAY WHERE THE INTERNET FINALLY REALIZED THAT WE WERE NEVER EVEN CLOSE TO THE HORRORS THAT FOLLOWED US? OH SWEET HALLELUJAH!! VINDICATION AT LONG LAST!"

I SAW that shite!!

I wanted so badly to go onto that tweet and just fuck around with it but then I realized I was probably going to see a Chernobyl of shitty takes from people refusing to realize that one universally-condemned tasteless cosplay shoot and some historical satire is nowhere NEAR as bad as Sasaeng fans.

'Oh, you're just defending Hetalia because you were a huge fan' No, I'm defending Hetalia because no one ever tried to poison one of the VAs or used their bodily fluids to fuck around with people who worked on the show like Sasaeng KPop fans have done to their idols.

Also, something something -- I hope those people aren't just conveniently forgetting the period of time where you couldn't even make the most milquetoast joke about KPop without incurring the wrath and potential doxxing from touch-starved teenagers -- something.

[rinsoap]

˚ ༘ ♡⋆｡˚ ﾐ the big inarizaki three's favourite artists! (remastered)

✿²˖ ࣪ ➣ includes : suna rintaro. atsumu miya. osamu miya.

note : HEYYY IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE LMFAO my bad y'all... i'm hyperfixated on haikyuu again + i've been real fixated on music 4 the past year so i thought i should revisit this lol

SUNA RINTARO:

!!? of course he likes playboi carti. who do u think he is?! he found most of his favourite artists from tiktok or his friends and the one exception is playboi carti. he's BEEN a fan since his self titled debut album. he's so annoying about disliking carti's new era. def went as vamp carti for halloween. he was really into the corny ass opium aesthetic when it first became popular until his friends had to tell him it wasn't hard 😭 once he discovered real alternative like metal, he chilled out lol.

his favourite songs by playboi carti are:

★ lean 4 real (ft skepta) on the die lit album.

★ flex on the playboi carti album.

★ not pLaying on the whole lotta red album.

!!? i still believe he's a kpop fan and his favourite group is new jeans. don't talk to me. he loves all that melodic kpop like bibi and IU. don't worry though, he's not a weirdo about it, he just loves the mv lore. he's watched the ditto mv a hundred times over and TRUST the new ep had him geeked. he even has a stan twitter account but it's private and only the miya twins and iwaizumi are following it YES him and iwa r bffs YES iwa put him on most of favourite artists

his favourite songs by new jeans are:

★ get up on the newjeans 2nd EP 'get up'.

★ right now on the supernatural EP.

★ attention on the newjeans 1st EP 'new jeans'.

⌗ HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: LOOP (ft lil cherry) by yves. jennifer's body by ken carson. be quiet and drive (far away) by deftones. true romance by pinkpantheresss. I THINK by tyler, the creator.

OSAMU MIYA:

!!? he's been into metal since forever. he's the coolest deftones fan as in he's not fucking annoying about 🙏 he likes a lot of alt rock he might even be an honourary goth. he's still mad at anthony fantano for only rating koi no yokan a 6/10. has a big around the fur poster in his room that definitely has scared atsumu when he gets up in the middle of the night.

his favourite songs by deftones are:

★ 7 words on the adrenaline album.

★ dai the flu on the around the fur album.

★ rx queen on the white pony album.

!!? average MF DOOM lover... he started listening to him after hearing him on the gta 5 radio him n suna n atsumu play all the time and he was immediately obsessed. the orgin story to him being rap snob. it's not as bad as it was for suna with carti but he's big into old school alternative/underground hiphop and to the right crowd it can come off dorky which is who he is at heart!!! but mostly it just comes off sooo pretentious lol. "did you know mm... food is an anagram of mf doom 🤓" they faces killing me why no one gaf 😭

his favourite songs by MF DOOM are:

★ raid on the madvillainy album.

★ vomitspit on the MM...FOOD album.

★ go with the flow on the operation: doomsday album.

⌗ HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: survival tactics by joey bada$$. love will tear us apart by joy division. through the wire by kanye west. pretty by korn. you know how we do it by ice cube.

MIYA ATSUMU:

!!? ooh i just KNOW he's a brent faiyaz stan. look at his stupid face and then look me in my eyes and TELL ME he's not blasting larger than life 24/7. he loves stereotypical rnb him n oikawa will literally arrange cry sessions to ctrl by sza... but anyways. the way he turns into the most conceited and insufferable mf when he listens to brent's music must be studied... bro he'll turn on role model and start winking at himself in the mirror like SOMEONE STOP HIMMM

his favourite songs by brent faiyaz are:

★ ALL MINE on the WASTELAND album.

★ upset on the larger than life album.

★ talk 2 u on the sonder son album.

!!? he loves his sexy rnb but he also lovesss his pop girlies and the bridge between that is doja cat. he's an og fan of course he was bumpin say so BEFORE it got big or so he says he's a big fan of the hiphop elements of her music. and ooh best believe he is LIVING for her scarlet era he is a demons defender till he dies. "you guys just didn't understand what she was going for" right..

his favourite songs by doja cat are:

★ bottom bitch on the hot pink album

★ go off on the scarlet album.

★ options (ft JID) on the planet her album.

⌗ HONOURABLE SONG MENTIONS: never lose me (ft SZA and cardi b) by flo milli. espresso by sabrina carpenter. feels like summer by childish gambino. ex for a reason (with JT from city girls) by summer walker. mrs. officer by lil wayne.

[baekhvuns]

Bestie I didn't even watch that Arsenal x Man City game, but London is still red, Arsenal is 1st 🤗 you shouldn't have laughed at me too much. Kane in Bayern? Lmao I mean you're right, he's not gonna get anything with Tottenham kqjsjajsjsjwjdhhwhwjw. Did Jongho go and see their game btw?

Aston Villa who hehehe. There are so many London clubs though it's crazy! That's why I have two fave clubs, one that gives me joy (though not recently) pretty often and another which is 📈📉📈📉 😭 best believe I was in shambles when Arsenal and Madrid played together. Maybe it's good Arsenal is out ot CL. Yeah Liverpool sadly...💀 I like Man Utd too, never cared for City and never will jsjajshsjissbaahhshsje

Omfg you're right Hwa at the pop up was giving model, brand ambassador 😭

That selfie sign?! Kpop stans can't be normal. Also how do some people have the time to watermark and post their stuff during the concert?! Have some fun??? Unless it's the serial concert goers, they don't care anymore, just need some clout on the bird app

LSM created SM and he might destroy it now with all the lawsuits, I mean... fair tbh, except he needs to be in jail 🔫 not to mention Kakao is at the scene of the crime as well, guess they're a better option than Hybe tho. The fucking video they released??? This is war for real

I'm so sorry Baek idk why artists are allergic to Vancouver? When I saw Tamino's Canada dates I was like "omg what a coincidence, what if he comes to Baek City" but alas :/

Pon de Replay what an icon. I don't think I genuinely know any ASAP song, but it's because I don't know most mainstream songs, boomer <3 so, sorry to that man. I don't think Riri's tickets were that expensive, also her last tour was 2000 years ago 😭 speaking of Bey, she's like the opposite of Rihanna. Don't really vibe with her music, but she can put on an amazing and well-produced show

I honestly get seeing idols around, because I literally saw some ex-Wanna One members in a cafe two days ago ❤ but chasing them or purposely going to places you can spot them 🔪 (giving Oil London stalking Jimin vibes)

I eat tteokbokki pretty regularly, so it wasn't that much of a difference, they were semi-spicy, but good. Korean food is spicier than Japanese, but I still need more heat sometimes 🔥

A lot of people dislike season 4 of You, but it's funny cause it's all London and posh Brits, absolutely insufferable lmao. The tone is different, but as a whodunnit fan I ate it up! I'm looking forward to part 2, because it looks a bit more interesting.

Wish we looked that cute

Ah that's not the mushroom head I dislike, he's cute, but I was thinking of this still adorable, because it's Hwa...

M🍙pe what is this behaviour oeiwhisjswjjw tbh I hate this type of magicians, but come on. Unless it was all scripted he needs to smile a little

I was about to send you that white shirt Hwa video, amazing how I generally don't care for shirts or suits, but when it's Seonghwa......

I'm devastated Baeksy! No more "Ddeong-ppear" no more wholesome, unhinged, sweet and random stories and selfies 🤧🤧🤧🤧 I sincerely believe some idols are sad Universe is gone as well. Nooooo leave Bubble alone at least. Devastation, head in hands etc...

Fencing makes you rich??? Idk about that I trained in a shitty community centre. Ok trained is a big word, I did it for a few months only, because it was the closest thing I could get to sword fighting 😭

Oh god, see I'd be happy to see the Cursed Child movie, but anything connected to R*wl*ng is trash to me now </3 ruined everything for me, that stupid bitch

Hello he's so silly and let me lint roll you sir

Brb, breaking into that store

What would you do if you were stuck in a lift with this guy?

I found this account... accidentally and Hwa is all over it 😭 not really into armpits, but Hwapits... maybe, the agenda is really strong - DV 💖

hello! ITS ON SIGHT ANON ON SIGHT 🔫

Bestie I didn't even watch that Arsenal x Man City game, but London is still red, Arsenal is 1st 🤗 you shouldn't have laughed at me too much. Kane in Bayern? Lmao I mean you're right, he's not gonna get anything with Tottenham kqjsjajsjsjwjdhhwhwjw. Did Jongho go and see their game btw?

u waited till u SQW THE CHANGE AND THEN CAME BACK HERE TO SAY THIS 🔫🔫 tbh i be cursing man city bc they didn’t let alvarez play <3 MADE A LITTLE CHART FOR ARSENALS SHIT STREAKING I AM DETERMINED THAT PEP WILL PLAY HIS WAY INTO THOSE 2 POINTS no but srs this is actually shit 😭😭 not even as a rival but what is this 😭😭😭

koreans and their spurs relationship will never disappoint 😭😭 at least they won!

Aston Villa who hehehe. There are so many London clubs though it's crazy! That's why I have two fave clubs, one that gives me joy (though not recently) pretty often and another which is 📈📉📈📉 😭 best believe I was in shambles when Arsenal and Madrid played together. Maybe it's good Arsenal is out ot CL. Yeah Liverpool sadly...💀 I like Man Utd too, never cared for City and never will jsjajshsjissbaahhshsje

no bc they won against spurs im not HEARING ANYTHING 🤚🏻 the only good player they got is emi martinez <3 NOO THERE ARE SO MANY AND FOR WHAT WHY DO U GOT A LEEDS? FULHAM? WHO ASKED 🔫 no bc it’s the same for me, tho barca doesn’t disappoint THEYRE doing quite good atm, psg…at least they won 😭😭 see ARSENAL PLAYS SHIT, it would’ve been embarrassing,, saw the liverpool v madrid game today, why do madrid perform better in champions league than in la liga 😭😭

Omfg you're right Hwa at the pop up was giving model, brand ambassador 😭 /// That selfie sign?! Kpop stans can't be normal. Also how do some people have the time to watermark and post their stuff during the concert?! Have some fun??? Unless it's the serial concert goers, they don't care anymore, just need some clout on the bird app

WASNT HE! EXACTLY! 😭😭 the closest we’ll get to it for now,, the self promo i respect it bUT how about we all go for having fun! and music! rather than wanting a yn moment! NOOO UR RIGHT HOW DO THE FANSITES DO THAT SO FAST like do ur even enjoy the concert atp bc half the time ur on the camera and then u edit it on ur laptop 😭😭

LSM created SM and he might destroy it now with all the lawsuits, I mean... fair tbh, except he needs to be in jail 🔫 not to mention Kakao is at the scene of the crime as well, guess they're a better option than Hybe tho. The fucking video they released??? This is war for real

bestie…i have absolutely no words this is,, can we even enjoy music now with this looming issue of this company possibly disbanding everyone sm artists at least go to south america, vancouver, europe sometimes and south east asia now with them taking over we’re only getting usa and a toronto tour from now on AND AT LEAST SM’S TICKETS WERE A LITTLE CHEAP BUT THIS 😭😭😭 GONNA BE A NIGHTMARE 😭😭😭 but they’re already doing very well??? 😭😭 need u to visit hybe and have some words with them 🤨 taking credit for their success ofc

I'm so sorry Baek idk why artists are allergic to Vancouver? When I saw Tamino's Canada dates I was like "omg what a coincidence, what if he comes to Baek City" but alas :/

it’s never my turn to be happy never

Pon de Replay what an icon. I don't think I genuinely know any ASAP song, but it's because I don't know most mainstream songs, boomer <3 so, sorry to that man. I don't think Riri's tickets were that expensive, also her last tour was 2000 years ago 😭 speaking of Bey, she's like the opposite of Rihanna. Don't really vibe with her music, but she can put on an amazing and well-produced show

I KNEW SHE CHANGED WHEN SHE DIDNT INCLUDE PON DE REPLAY IN HER TRACKLIST, SHE DID KISS IT BETTER BUT NOT THAT SONG??? not the same girlie i tell u,, every ask im reminded ur a boomer <3 with inflation i just know they’d reach 1K $$ i like beyonce’s music that’s like title track worthy,, crazy in love is def top tier,, she really does! that dubai (?) one was crazy!

I honestly get seeing idols around, because I literally saw some ex-Wanna One members in a cafe two days ago ❤ but chasing them or purposely going to places you can spot them 🔪 (giving Oil London stalking Jimin vibes) /// I eat tteokbokki pretty regularly, so it wasn't that much of a difference, they were semi-spicy, but good. Korean food is spicier than Japanese, but I still need more heat sometimes 🔥

now.. 😭😭😭 this is pretty uncomfy 😭😭 oooo no way!!! who were they? was it mr ong bc im about to ask u to yell @ him for an album,, AHHHH hope u ate loads AND DRANK WATER SO UR BLOOD IS NOT JUST TTEOKBOKKI 🔫🔫

A lot of people dislike season 4 of You, but it's funny cause it's all London and posh Brits, absolutely insufferable lmao. The tone is different, but as a whodunnit fan I ate it up! I'm looking forward to part 2, because it looks a bit more interesting.

AHHHH the jokes must be more for the uk-ers than for the americans, no wonder they dislike it 😭😭 UR RIGHT THAT TROPE IS ALWAYS GOOD, idk if u have watched it but love wedding repeat is a must!! the classic british romcom with an EXTRA amount of comedy and chaos very exquisitely filmed in italy and circling around a wedding! the way i laughed during the movie but then again i laugh at anything but this was really good! 100% rec the low ratings do NOT DO IT JUSTICE AT ALL!

me 2 minutes into this movie actually

Wish we looked that cute /// Ah that's not the mushroom head I dislike, he's cute, but I was thinking of this still adorable, because it's Hwa...

seonghwa needs to be sponsernd by pantene bc that hair volume is insane,, HEY THATS NOT THAT BAD ANON 🔫🔫

M🍙pe what is this behaviour oeiwhisjswjjw tbh I hate this type of magicians, but come on. Unless it was all scripted he needs to smile a little /// I was about to send you that white shirt Hwa video, amazing how I generally don't care for shirts or suits, but when it's Seonghwa......

no yeah they can be a little annoying but every psg player at the party was all funsies with him but he’s a haha, strange lil guy,, has to be the only one hA HA. RHWKHDKW BUT WHEJ ITS SEONGHWA,, I MUST SAY I AM A SUCKER FOR SUITS ON MEN AND SEONGHWA IS ON TOP OF THE LIST FBWKDHWK what the fuck

I'm devastated Baeksy! No more "Ddeong-ppear" no more wholesome, unhinged, sweet and random stories and selfies 🤧🤧🤧🤧 I sincerely believe some idols are sad Universe is gone as well. Nooooo leave Bubble alone at least. Devastation, head in hands etc...

Fencing makes you rich??? Idk about that I trained in a shitty community centre. Ok trained is a big word, I did it for a few months only, because it was the closest thing I could get to sword fighting 😭

THE WAY THEYRE ALL SO DRAMATIC AND CONSTANTLY LEAVING MESSAGES 😭😭😭no more internet breaking selfies from them all,, no yeah i bet they’re pretty mad about it too bc now they gotta move to bubble and HYBE WANTS TO MERGE IT 🔫🔫🔫 ur are rich. coNVINCED ACTUALLY! WITH THE AMOUNT OF JOBS U HAD BESTIE UR ROLLING IN THE POUNDS or € whichever one u use <3

Oh god, see I'd be happy to see the Cursed Child movie, but anything connected to R*wl*ng is trash to me now </3 ruined everything for me, that stupid bitch /// Hello he's so silly and let me lint roll you sir

no bc i don’t even care what she says im just here for the movies and the cast 😭🤚🏻want to feel nostalgic and hear the hogwarts ost’s in the theatres bc i kNOW ITS GOING TO BREAK US ALL,,, u know some times seonghwa acts like he’s straight out of the 90’s grease and is named soda pop

Brb, breaking into that store /// What would you do if you were stuck in a lift with this guy? /// I found this account... accidentally and Hwa is all over it 😭 not really into armpits, but Hwapits... maybe, the agenda is really strong - DV 💖

ANOM TAKE THE PINK ONE IM HUNTING FOR THE WHITE ONE,, see now, the first thing my mind went to after seeing that lift video is that one model hwa scene <3 will log out now! NOT INTO ARMPITS BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE USE TO GEY THEM SO SMOOTH WHAT THE FUCK

ur sign to read model hwa

ANONFBJQHDKWHDKW that was me actually i took a flight to barcelona

not this guy acting like he’s in love with him AFTER ALMOST ENDING HIS LIFE FOR OVER A DECADE

i have to share this bc i spent the last hour laughing at this with tears streaming down my face

[soshinee]

hi hi, I actually just recently started getting interested in kpop and I wanna know why you hate bts. I literally have no frame of reference for anything in this sphere so I’m just trying to learn more. Are they widely hated because it seems like everyone besides their fans are irritated by them? idk I’m so new to this all sorry!

hi! bts has a history of racism and antiblackness and that’s the main reason why i dislike them so much. i don’t have receipts bc im not that kind of person but i know they exist. there’s probably threads on twt you can find documenting stuff

this is the most recent example of something egregious they’ve done/been involved with

they’re pretty widely beloved still as evidenced by army but within kpoppie circles there tends to be a lot of disdain for them and their fanbase. and their fans are fucking insufferable like truly the worst of any fandom i’ve ever seen.. they’re the reason kpop stans and kpop in general have a bad reputation at least on twitter and i feel confident in saying that lmfao

[briankang]

hi! it's your secret skznta again, sorry for being gone for a bit! I'm not really sure what to talk about. i see your biases for skz are Bang Chan and Felix! Mine are currently Felix (always) and Hyunjin, but I love all of them. What era did you start listening to Skz? I started during I am WHO?, so I am YOU was my first comeback.

omg hi bestie!!!!!!!! that's okay!!!!!!!!! i hope the last couple of days have been good for you!!!! lksdgjslkdgjlkd they are!!!!!!! hyunjin's one of my faves too i always consider him part of my bias line but. i'll be real. they're all part of it i feel bad if i leave anyone out LKSJDGLKDJLK. ok so. you'll learn i can never answer anything simply so u get the Story of how i got into skz

OK SO!!!!! back in. i wanna say mid to late 2019 my friends tori and ayanna and i were going through kpop songs and we had somehow ended up on my pace and i remember. being SO obsessed w/ changbin's intro like. his voice distinctly stuck w/ me and i loved that song and i still consider it one of my top skz songs. but time passed and i wasn't super into kpop at that time (i went through phases pretty regularly) so i didn't keep up. BUT THEN in late 2020 earlier this year i ended up in a server and they had a kpop channel and they were getting into skz and were watching the survival show. i didn't know a goddamn thing about them except what they would talk about but i remember distinctly them talking about a scene with bambam and chan and they asked if i knew who bambam was (of course i did) and they posted a pic of chan and i thought he was SO cute LKDGJLKSDJLK. i figured if bambam liked this kid i could trust him. i also thought hyunjin was SO insanely pretty.

over time i'd catch content of them (the winter is coming eps of skz code) and eventually kingdom came along and i kept up p casually and they were the only group i knew the most about so i was rooting for them!! i'd seen the skz all night ep and that fucking. clip of felix calling chan daddy made me laugh so hard i was like OKAY........I LIKE THEM THEY'RE FUNNY!!!!! I GET IT!!!!!!! so i was Properly invested and tried to keep up more around the time the god's du-ddu-du-ddu-du performance came out and i was OBSSEEESSED IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD. bonus points bc i've always loved ryan reynolds so seeing them interact i was SO excited. someone i'd made friends w/ at the time was also a huge chan stan so she would send me stuff about him all the time and i was like. ok. OKAY he's my favorite. except this didn't all settle in until my insane sleep schedule got me to the point where i was up when the kingdom finale was airing at like six am. i'd been steaming wolfgang for them! i was in this shit OR SO I THOUGHT UNTIL THIS and bestie. i cannot explain to u the fucking. emotion. the life changing experience of seeing that performance. i saw chan come out here like that and i knew i had signed my goddamn life away LKESDJGLKSDJLK I GOT BUBBLE THAT MORNING AND ENDED UP GETTING ALL OF THEIRS EVEN HYUNJINS WHO WASN'T EVEN ACTING (which god. the emotions of when he came back im emo thinking about it).

anyways i sat in my fucking car waiting for the results and i was SO JAZZED they won and now here we are, you all having to deal w/ me being insufferable. noeasy was my first comeback but the first song they put out after was actually drive which. nothing. could've prepared me for that set of emotions. it's rlly hard to believe how little amount of time i feel like i've been w/ them forever KWLSJGLK i care! about these boys!!!!!!

anyways i hope that was entertaining SDLKGJSDLKJ i'm an open book so literally. anything u wanna know. i got u just ask!!!! i hope u enjoy your weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[science-lings]

how about all of them? 🌹😑💔💩✌🏻💚💙👅👎🏻💤💘💦💣👀💖💢

oof, I’ll just do the ones that I haven’t done yet

Ship that you have as an OTP: 🌹

CarolMaria, They just have the best friends to lovers energy and I love them a whole lot. They have a daughter and I refuse to believe that Carol would just leave them behind forever. 

Ship that makes you sad: 💔

Pepperony. You know why. :(

Ship that you find disgusting: 💩

Any ship where it’s pedos shipping Peter Parker with an adult but especially St*rker. If I see anyone shipping that kind of shit in my house I will be charged with assault. 

Ship that you find cute but don’t ship: ✌

Whatever the ship between Ned and Peter is. Cute and valid but I just don’t personally actively ship it. You do you, keep making content I love you. 

Ship that you secretly like: 💚

StarkQuill, but that’s also mostly because I saw one comic where Tony hangs out with the guardians of the galaxy and they just have together as they get kidnapped by aliens together. I guess this could also go as Starquillmora. I mean it’s literally canon that Tony got pegged by Gamora so why not. It seems like a party to me.

Ship that you used to have as an OTP: 💙

I used to like Ironstrange a lot, back when infinity war first came out and the fans weren’t quite as insufferable. Also Stony, but I liked it before Steve decided to be an asshole in civil war. 

Ship that you find most sexy:👅

lesbians. I’m gay and marvel doesn’t have as many compelling female characters to ship together and you really have to stretch to get many places. 

Ship that you can never see happening: 👎

Anything gay, Marvel are cowards because they’re cucks for the Chinese government. 

Ship that is taboo: 💦

idk fuckin, Groot and Rocket, they were practically married and had a kid that was a direct clone of our tree boy. Obviously, I don’t think Groot grew a tree dick and pounded Rocket’s raccoon bussy because what the fuck 

Ship that pisses you off: 💣

Stucky. However this is less about the ship itself which generally isn’t bad, but the people who ship it. For some reason, they’re all like anti-Tony for dumb reasons and it’s impossible to look at them without dying inside. They’re like the Kpop stans or Klance shippers of the fandom, I could see them blackmailing actors and making fun of peoples deaths with a stupid dancing gif. 

Ship you’re curious about: 👀

I guess any of the agent ships with Natasha, (especially the gay ones) I think they could have interesting dynamics I just haven’t found much for them. Also, Carol x Valkarie has some fucking vibes that I would love to see content with.

Ship that needs more love: 💖

literally any ship with a POC person. There’s obviously a group of white boy sluts that only want their white ass characters to get with other white ass characters. Like stop, I love Rhodey and I love T’Challa and Michelle and Ned and Shuri (but only with characters their age because you know how I feel about that shit) and ships with them shouldn’t be ignored as much in favor for literal pedophilia. 

Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

I guess Parley or Potatowebs or whatever, I think that other people think that the shippers are just pulling Harley out of their ass to keep from shipping Peter with Ned or to fulfill some weird incesty idea (which some of it is and I am extremely not okay with that) but it’s not really that way most of the time. Harley is mostly a fanmade character. He appeared as a snarky kid that clung to Tony for like twenty minutes of IM3, and as a cameo character at Tony’s funeral, and most of his personality just comes from the fans that kept him as part of the IronFam or just in the universe. And now it is canon that he is much more important than just a five-minute character in a (-n unfortunately)  less popular movie, why the fuck would they put him in the Spider-Man ride at the Avengers Campus if he was just a minor character in a single movie. Idk He’s kinda like the Darcy Lewis of the Iron Man trilogy. He can either be a self-insert or a mostly fanmade character and I have no problem with it.