#fuck jsf

[yuzupoohn]

I miss Yuzuru. I need FaOI to start now

^^also I love the Towa pictures

[laugtherhyena]

Playing Bomb rush cyberfunk has been a crazy experience so far because i feel like I've been enjoying the game just as much as I'm not doing so

[capitanogiorgio]

DONT TALK TO ME I AM MOURNING KANADAI

[sad--tree]

i need to do my java assignment. i need to start my java assignment. i need to open my java assignment and look at it. i need to do my java assignment. i need to do my java assignment. i need to complete to-dos in my java assignment. i need to do my java assignment.

(<- is too afraid and overwhelmed to write a single new line of code in the java assignment)

[moxpunk]

Moxie's Big-Ass Retrospective on Games She Played This Year

There's going to be a lot of games under the break, and I'm going full-hog on spoilers. Honestly, I'm going stream-of-consciousness with these, so there's not going to be a clear point made for some of them. Just how I remember them and how I feel now looking back.

Final Fantasy XIV This is my current MMO of choice, and it's been this massive part of how I spent my time this year. The patches and content continue to be great, even if I breeze through it all in a few days after the patch when plugins/mods are back up. I've definitely noticed a dip in my interest lately. I think it's because we've hit a good stopping-point for the plot and junk, so most of us are just waiting until the pre-patch of the new expansion next year. RP continues to get fucking worse and worse for someone that plays a lalafell, since the community at-large (especially the modding community) is actively hostile towards lalafells and their players. Having to check every single venue to see if my middle-aged potato is going to be treated like a child by the hosts gets exhausting after the umpteenth time. Still love the game and I poke at it on a regular basis.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom One of my favorite games I've played this year, but also one of the most frustrating in hindsight. There was a ton of lost opportunity in multiple aspects in this game, and it's sorta the thing I keep coming back to in my head. I loved the exploration and fucking around with physics and just getting to play around in Hyrule. It's a magical experience that I think transcends the fact that 2/3rds of the map is essentially re-used. The Underground was a missed opportunity to shove lore of ancient civilizations in there, Ganondorf was a missed opportunity to finally depict him as a tragic hero with Hyrule being the villains for once, and no plans for DLC or even a Hero Mode is a massive miss for me wanting to return to the world.

Baldur's Gate 3 Hands-down my favorite game of the year by a massive margin, but like TOTK, an immensely frustrating experience. The game is half-cooked in so many areas, and the bugs are plentiful to the extent that they can't really be ignored. The pathing system continues to be the Larian Special of being jank as all hell, with my characters running in the opposite direction of the path it lays out for them. I played this one on stream, and I cannot remember a single stream where I didn't have at least a handful of frustrations with the combat system. Hell, I had to completely restart my file in the middle of Act 2 because Karlach's romance bugged out. I continue to be very upset and frustrated at how goblins are treated, doubly so since in order to pursue the Good Route with Halsin, you have to attack fucking children. I don't care if they're goblins, they're kids. Also very disappointing we don't get a single short-race origin character, meanwhile half of the cast is some form of elf. At least it's nice letting me be full-on cock-out trans. Despite that, the writing and characterizations in this game are unparalleled. It's immensely refreshing to finally have a RPG where you fucking roleplay, after years of it being dialogue that doesn't matter in the slightest other than "points towards the good/evil ending". I love the Brain Slug Squad immensely. This game is probably going to become part of my "play this every year" list because there's just so many different ways to play through this game.

Bomb Rush Cyberfunk Been waiting for this game (or a game like it) for fuckin' years, and it's everything I wanted and expected. I know a lot of people went into the game expecting some massive thing that lasted hours and hours, but my memories of JSR/JSRF was a game that I could reasonably beat in an afternoon or two because I just get into the flow and know what I'm doing. Cyberfunk is the purest successor to JSF that I can thing of where it just adds to the fun formula of the past. Incredible game, love seeing the mods coming out for it, hope we get another game in the universe since Team Reptile said they aren't doing DLC.

Pizza Tower Love this game, adore the movement and the music, absolutely fell off at about the halfway mark. I think it's because a lot of stuff was coming out at the time, and I just kinda played those instead. One of these days, I'll beat it and be very satisfied, but for now my gremlin-brain that demands collecting every single collectable and getting at least an A-rank on every stage gets exhausted just thinking about it.

Elden Ring Opened the game up after upgrading to a new PC, marveled that I could run it on Ultra with the game keeping a smooth framerate, killed a few enemies, remembered about the fucking giant ants in this game and how there are zero mods to remove/change them, and then turned the game off and uninstalled. Begging someone to make a mod that gets rid of the fucking ants. Please. I've already gotten every trophy in the game last year, so any incentive I have to return is predicated on that.

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty So, I'm going to give my thoughts about the base game and the DLC, since I played both. The base game continues to be this utter fascination to me where my brain adores just existing in the cyberhell future of nonstop advertising (if I have to hear YO YO YO MY CHEWERS SHROOMERS AND FUMERS! one more time I'm going to fucking strangle someone to death) and ultraviolence. The game continues to ride that weird line of "might as well do every side-quest because they're quick enough to get to and there's hardly any compared to Witcher 3" and "oh my god I do not care about these fucking sidequests other than I have gremlin-brain". Doing anything with sniper rifles or heavy machine guns is an exercise in frustration thanks to there being zero silenced sniper rifle until late-game and there being no unique HMGs.The DLC is... fine. It's fun antagonizing Idris Alba, it's not fun that the DLC is based around a stealth build, it's extremely not fun that the changed ending is deeply unsatisfying from a narrative standpoint.

Pseudoregalia An adorable little game that I enjoyed quite a bit for the very short time I got to fool around with it. Love the movement, love the style of the graphics, love the little pieces of story. Game doesn't get enough love, so here's me giving it some more.

Potionomics I fucking adore this game. I think what helped endear me was getting to do all the voices on-stream, but who cares this is my retrospective and I get to be biased. Loved the romances and characters in there. I absolutely headcanon Xid as being trans, Roxanne turns me into a babbling idiot, and I relate to Luna so hard it almost hurts. I enjoy that characters remain your friend if you already picked a partner, and you have to have a conversation about "hey, you were kinda flirty for a while and I feel a little weird about that now" for each of them. Breaking the economy by the third competition was immensely satisfying.

Paradise Killer I slammed through this game over the course of a single sleepless night thanks to Super Depression. Love the character designs and how bold they are, love the lore behind the world, got kinda sick of it taking so long to travel from place to place, gremlin-brain refused to let me part with the game until I collected everything. Hope to see a prequel/sequel of some sort, because Lady Love Dies is such an interesting character and I liked the bugfuck-weird world.

Peglin It's Peggle, you're a goblin, you get funky ball powerups, adore playing this game on my phone in short bursts. Not much more to say, it's my potato-chip game.

Rimworld Friend gifted this to me and I got horribly obsessed for like a week. It's a lot easier to grok than Dwarf Fortress thanks to the UI and information being easier to comprehend. I never know how to do the crazy shit in these games, I usually peak at having a little self-sustaining settlement with like 4 characters that live their little lives until a plague or bandit raid sweep through and kill everyone.

Halo: Master Chief Collection Another series of games I got obsessed with and pounded out before dropping it. Halo 1 is like twice as long as I remember, Halo 2's remastered cutscenes are fucking gorgeous and it continues to be my favorite out of the series, Halo 3 I'm lukewarm on it's whatever, Halo Reach is... eh I don't care, ODST I petered out of thanks to playing it with an ex that does not understand videogames, Halo 4 is a slog. Didn't do any multiplayer.

Helltaker Finally played it, beat it in like 2 hours, thought the puzzles were fun and the art continues to rattle around in my noggin.

A Hat In Time Another game that I finally beat after owning it for like the better part of a decade. Cute little game, I don't have a clue what any of the updates and junk do these days. The big mountain level is a fucking nightmare to navigate and explore and that's why I fell off last time.

Puzzle Agent Played this one on-stream because I'm Minnesotan as all fuck and I enjoy Professor Layton puzzles. It's just as good as I remember, even if it's incredibly short.

Kingsway Love the premise, adore that it takes me back to the Windows XP era of using my parents' computer. I had like one good run that died in the middle of things, and I never really went back. I should do this game again at some point.

Loop Hero Another procedural game where progress is usually bottlenecked by gathering base resources in each run so you have a fighting chance. All my runs sorta ended up the same by a certain point and I wasn't really having much fun anymore.

Lethal Company Game scares the absolute shit out of me, I cannot play this game for extended periods because I get heartburn from fear. Excellent experience with friends.

Super Mario RPG I didn't have a SNES growing up, so I never got a chance to play the original. So far, I've been greatly enjoying the remake! I don't have much to say because I've only played like four hours of it on stream.

Katamari Reroll Just beat this game again on stream last week. Extremely fun, extremely short, Lonely Rolling Star continues to make me get emotional and cry, my memories get mixed-up with We ♥️ Katamari when it comes to the final sequence of levels.

World of Warcraft I made the return, and holy shit have things changed in-game. The UI actually looks like it's part of a cohesive artstyle, catching up with the story and questlines after bouncing in the middle of Shadowlands is honestly kind of exhausting, and the RP community is still splintered and fractured between Retail and Epsilon. Controller-support has been my biggest gripe since XIV's is fucking stellar and I do not have the wrists/hands for putting my abilities on the keyboard anymore, I either have to use my janked-out mouse buttons or a controller using ConsolePort which is... serviceable but nowhere near good. Uh, I don't particularly care for the dragon-stuff in WoW's lore, and I still haven't done a single dungeon since I play Brewmaster and I'm so out of whack with WoW tanking that I just don't bother. I'm usually doing RP on my endless ranks of characters if I'm not playing with my girlfriend. Season of Discovery has been a fun thing to do with my friend and our guild, it's sorta what I wanted out of Classic when they announced it. The "No Changes" thing was stupid because we'll never get back the lack of information and endless time we had back then, so I'm very happy to have World Of Warcraft Chopped And Screwed Edition. As much as I still have massive, major gripes with Blizzard and ABK in general... Azeroth is still home for me. It's been important to me as a person. Wouldn't have realized I was trans or poly without it.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT My thinks and feelings on all the games I played this year in 2023. I guess to sum up the year in general? It's been a real shit year for me. Went through like three big breakups, my art output's been dogshit in quantity thanks to mental-health issues, and for the first half of the year people just sorta generally treated me poorly which exaserbated a lot of problems. I'm recovering, but I've noticed it's been a lot slower than it has been in the past. Games are a huge hobby of mine, so I'm glad I've gotten to play some bangers this year. Being more active on Tumblr's been good for my mental health, since I finally feel like I've got a community again after not really feeling like I've had one in forever. Love you guys, stay weird. 💖💖💖

Sorry not sorry for this being so long.

[batmads-ao3]

Across The Universe

Detroit: Yuri’s done the math. He done the research and the consideration and the planning. This will be his last year of competitive figure skating, and this time next year, he’ll be moving on to grad school. No matter what, though, Yuri hopes to hold onto Victor in any way that he can. Even if he has to compromise and change his own dreams to do it.

St. Petersburg: Victor is tired of compromising. Tired of having dreams deferred, of stealing moments in the off season and after competitions to spend time with Yuri. The way he sees it, there are only two options: keep Yuri in competitive skating, or find a way to stay by Yuri’s side after this year is through. Because if there’s anything that Victor knows for certain, it’s that he’s never letting anything come between him and his soulmate ever again.

But how far are Yuri and Victor willing to go to protect the other’s dreams? And with a whole universe separating them, will a soulmate bond really be enough to hold them together when it matters most?

**Part Three of the Defy the Stars Trilogy**

Soulmates!AU • College! AU(kinda) • Happy Ending

Read Chapter Twenty-Eight here!

In which Yuri and Patrick have a much needed heart to heart and begin to plan Yuri's next course of action.

Posting every Friday (ish), chapter preview below the cut

Yuri was lying on his bedroom floor, looking at the collage he’d finally put together of the entire Milky Way galaxy that now covered a good portion of his ceiling. He’d been assembling it over the course of months. No, more than months. Years. Using the little eleven by fourteen posters that came with every issue of an astronomy magazine he subscribed too. He’d had them all neatly folded up and stashed in his desk drawer. He was glad he’d finally taken the time to pull them out today and tape them all up. 

Since the beginning of the month, seven more schools had emailed him about interviews. Cambridge. Oxford. Imperial College London. University College London. University of Manchester. Osaka University. Kyoto University. 

Edinburgh and Tokyo Tech hadn’t sent anything, and he was beginning to think that meant he hadn’t made the cut. Which felt like a slight, but one he could live with. Eight interviews. Four of which were supposed to take place during the Olympics. Two of them in the successive weekends afterwards. University of Manchester was the same week as University of Tokyo, so he’d had to turn them down, but he hadn’t made a decision on the others yet. He was waiting to see what the JSF was going to do with him. He'd been going to practice, working on his skating, and it wasn't terrible but that didn't mean it was good enough. Nothing he did these days seemed good enough, frankly. 

But he didn't want to think about any of that right now. Right now Yuri was just going to lie here and appreciate this wonderful new collage of all his posters, because it looked beautiful. If he let his mind go hazy and only focused on the stars, he could imagine he was out there, among them, sailing through like—

His bedroom door slammed open, right into his side. 

“Phichit says you’re depressed.”

“ Fuck,” Yuri breathed. He was doubled over in pain. Or as doubled over as he could be while he was lying on the floor. 

“Oh.”

The door swung back a little. A second later, he could see Patrick’s socks in front of his face. 

“Sorry,” Patrick said. 

Continue on Ao3

[brodyagain2]

A favorite of the Dangeldorpher's includes a standard 52 card deck with the Little and Big Jokers for a total of 54. Each card has a lettered code on it telling the player what they must do. The game also includes a set of Sex Dice. You can choose the type of dice you use based on how slow or fast you want to play the game. Dealer shuffles the cards but leaves the Big Joker on the bottom (this too could be mixed in with the deck depending on how slow or fast you want to play). Game is best played with four players but should be multiples of two at least. The lettered codes are defined as:

TD (9 cards take a drink)

GD (9 cards give a drink to another player)

LC (9 cards lose an article of clothing)

CC (9 cards choose a player to lose an article of clothing)

RDL (6 cards roll dice perform roll with player to the left)

RDR (6 cards roll dice perform roll with player on right)

Little Joker OC (oral with player of choice)

Big Joker JSF (Just Start Fucking)

HAPPY NATIONAL CARD PLAYING DAY!!! National Card Playing Day is observed annually across the United States on December 28. A standard pack of cards may be used for playing a variety of card games including Spades, Poker, Solitaire, Spite and Malice, Hearts, Spoons, Gin Rummy, Ridge, Black Jack and Texas Hold’em. Of course, there are thousands of card games, some of which are regional favorites.

[kazuha-pista-badam]

[enby-axels]

if jsf wants star skaters to replace yuzuru, they could at least try supporting rika or convincing one of men's skaters to switch to ice dance with marin but noooooo 🙄 best they can do is pay off the tech panel to ignore shoma's URs

[junrandot]

as a waka stan, i cannot stress this enough, i’m so so glad she’s finally taking the time needed to heal and fully recover from her injury

[intyalote]

Happy birthday 🎉 Tatsuki Machida! Tatsuki's short program East of Eden scored a personal best of 98.21 at the 2014 World Figure Skating Championships, where he came first in this segment and second overall, only 0.33 points short of gold.

[resssistance]

MIURA Riku / KIHARA Ryuichi SP at Worlds 2021

[manonisamelon]

Yuzu’s last performance as a competitive skater was the ndp encore.

He stepped on the ice after “Dance my Esmeralda, sing my Esmeralda. Dance just one more time for me. You know I'll die for love of you.” And have his final performance and I… can’t with this.

[kittyprincessofcats]

Okay, wow. I was not expecting this when I logged on to twitter today. And I will admit I’m sad - felt a bit like a gut-punch. (and at a time when my personal life is going so well, too! - I never really had the energy to post about it recently, but long story short: I found a flat far away from my parents and I’ll be moving out and getting out of this whole toxic family situation in mid-august, so yeah... hyped for that.)

But anyway, this post isn’t about me: THANK YOU, YUZURU HANYU, for everything.

2-time Olympic champion, 2-time World champion, 4-time GPF champion, only Men’s skater to achieve a Career Super Slam, breaker of 19 World records, greatest figure skater of all time - what a legacy. And that’s without counting the many more he would have won without underscoring and corrupt judging.

There won’t be another Hanyu anytime soon. I’m so glad I got to see him live, got to watch him compete, got to watch him attempt a 4A right in front of me. My only regret is that I never got to throw a Pooh for him.

But also, this isn’t the end. He’ll still be skating, he’ll still be here, he’s still a professional skater - just not under the ISU’s corrupt system anymore. And honestly - that’s a win. At this point I think it’s not exaggerated to say that him retiring from competition is alike to someone getting out of an abusive relationship. And on that front, I’m so happy for him. I’m so happy he’ll get to skate on his own terms now, that he’ll get to do what he wants without constantly being punished for it, and I wish him all the best in whatever he plans to do now and whatever the future holds for him now.

And I also can’t wait to gleefully watch the ISU go bankrupt and fall apart as no one goes to any of their competitions anymore. (I mean, I’ll still tune in for my girl Rika and maybe some other women’s skaters, but for the men? lmao, nope.)

(Also, because this post is already too long and chaotic, let me take this moment to say if any of you make those “other skaters thanking Yuzu” compilations and you include the Russians, it’s on sight 🔪. I don’t care how much Pl*sh likes Yuzu or that he said a nice thing about him - he’s literally out there advocating *for* slaughtering Ukrainians. Can some of you look outside your FS bubble for ONE SECOND? Some of you really be like “I can excuse advocating for genocide and war, but I draw the line at being rude to Yuzuru Hanyu.”)

[adellovesrowan]

How dare you panic me

"Khanna is of Sanskrit origin and means "Derivative of the Sanskrit word for an early form of the sword, sacrificial knife, or dagger to be used in war from the root: khand meaning 'to break, divide, cut, [or] destroy'."

Here's payback

[isuanti]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN RIKA WITHDREW😭😭😭