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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called clean deniss in both sp and fs 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel anything.
5 minutes later: dude i swear figure skating is the greatest sport ever created
my buddy benoit richaud, pacing: i'm going to create something drastic
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that being said, I don't know shit about boxing, but that gold was SO deserved and her cutie patootie moments on the podium gave me crush cooties (pos) so
what do you mean that the braindead conservatives have gone so far into their hatred that they have come full circle to unwittingly advocate for trans rights
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what do you mean that the braindead conservatives have gone so far into their hatred that they have come full circle to unwittingly advocate for trans rights
#this is regarding the hellish ordeal imane had to go through during these olympic games#but its so funny like what do you MEAN bethany that she's 'a man' even if she was assigned female at birth??#so it's not all about what you have in your pants after all?#interesting#this isn't figure skating i know i just find it so...#and all because a white woman cried after getting punched in the face at a punching competition like
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FINALLY!!!!! KAORI SAKAMOTO GRAND PRIX FINAL 2023 CHAMPION!!!!!!
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Official statement from Yuzuru Hanyu - he and his partner have taken the decision to part ways because of constant harassment and stalking by media outlets
Updated with a more accurate translation:
If I could, I'd throtle all the tabloids, media and people who have caused them so much trouble that they saw divorce as the best possible solution
#bro can you even IMAGINE how heartbreaking it must be to divorce someone out of LOVE and care for them??#jesus fucking christ
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im a simple boy, i want only 2 things in this life:
for yuzu to be happy and healthy all the time forever
and for us to never find out who yuzu's partner is unless he wants us to
#prev tags#ohoho bestie i saw some tweets this morning that trust had me seeing blood-red#im talking crimson
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You Young (KOR): Listen to Your Heart | 2023 Grand Prix of Espoo
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being forced into a corner where you divorce someone out of care for them and for the sake of their safety automatically qualifies you for bat-swinging rights
the fact that in the short span of time i was in fandom flavored hiatus, yuzuru announced both his marriage and divorce… damn. also, fuck his toxic fans, fuck paparazzi, and especially fuck tabloids
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the fact that in the short span of time i was in fandom flavored hiatus, yuzuru announced both his marriage and divorce… damn. also, fuck his toxic fans, fuck paparazzi, and especially fuck tabloids
#like can you imagine how bad it must’ve been if this extreme course of action needed to be taken so quickly?#it’s been like. what. three months?#he’s a better man than me i would’ve started swinging a baseball bat indiscriminately
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i leave the fandom to find inner peace and i*u finally decides to deduct points for prerotations
#sigh istg figure skating can’t get better but there’s moments that feed my deluluverse where skaters are scored fairly#toxic ex behavior
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Grand Prix Updates
Rika Kihira will be withdrawing from Skate Canada.
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with another et*ri girl leaving the sport after one ONE singular international competition, can we PLEASE throw that witch and her cronies in the 9th circle of hell? thank you
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yuzuru "I'll just casually announce on a regular friday that I got married" hanyu
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Not enough words to express the admiration 💚
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it's rumoured jun did What
i saw it on twitter beloved don’t quote me but i’m scared 🙏😁
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that’s my GPF gold medalist
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Yuzuru Hanyu on the cover of Elle Japan (2 cover versions) + postcards
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