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Hugh Jackman as Logan Howlett / Wolverine XMEN Franchise (2000 - )
#marvel#logan howlett#wolverine#marveledit#wolverineedit#loganhowlettedit#xmen#xmenedit#hugh jackman#the wolverine#.mygifs#.myworks#userjd#userstream#useraurore#usereme#filmedit#cinemapix#movieedit#marveladdicts#dailymarvelheroes#xmenuniverse#dailyflicks#dilfgifs#logan deserves to get soft dommed i'm being so fucking real right now#im so normal about him i promise#im so so so so soooo normal about him#and if you ask. hey op are you doing okay?#the answer is yes. always#but have you considered our lord and savior sub!logan today?
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Imagine topping Leo in a chair?
LITERALLY love you for this. riding Leo in a chair is in like your top 5 favorite ways to ride Leo. your faces are so close together and he can feel every intimate rockwing bouncing squeeze of your tight juicy little hole gripping his throbbing cock like a vise. his eyes are so wide and his grip on your soft hips is nearly enough to leave pretty little fingertip bruises polkadotting your thighs (which he's obsessed with) and your hips (which he's also obsessed with) and your ass (are you sensing a pattern here????) and god everything you do drives him crazy but CHRIST the way you hold his face so sweetly in your pretty hands, so innocent and tender while simultaneously milking his cock for all he's got. and he'll give it to you. Leo will let you ride him in that chair that he can't look at after that without going half mast. he'll let you ride him until he's shooting blanks, until both of your cum drips on the floor, mixing in messy creamy beautiful puddles. Leo will throw his head back in pleasure, panting, chest heaving and giving you the best view of his perfect neck that's just begging to be covered in hickeys and bites. Leo will let you ride him in a chair until he passes out. can't walk. pounding down gatorade and liquid iv to try and rehydrate. and he'll thank you for it.
#drabbles#leo valdez#leo valdez smut#leo valdez x reader#leo valdez drabbles#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus smut#op's birthday#op's bday smutathon#off to a poppin start am I right ladies#also funny story#my dad (a certified piece of shit) used to buy us the worst groceries#long story but every week there was a recipe I had to make that required like 3 limes or lemons depending on what citrus we had#and he would buy produce that was simultaneously organic and locally sourced AND horribly low quality#the lemons and limes would be rock fucking hard and I had to juice those motherfuckers#so every week I had to go down to the workbench thing in the basement and use a literal bench vise to squeeze them until they were soft#i'm not even exaggerating right now I wish I was#I had to use industrial tools and equipment to work with that shit#like bro why was I 12 using a vise on lemons??????? AND HE KNEW#HE SAW AND LAUGHED AND I EXPLAINED AND HE LAUGHED AND DID NOT FUCKING CARE#before you ask yes I'm trying to get a sooner therapy appointment#so yeah#going through it!
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not to be dramatic but i would die for kaidan alenko
#mass effect#kaidan alenko#kaidan#my space husband#deep in my kaidan feels right now#just look at him#he's perfect#i love him#in fact i do mean to be dramatic#i am blatantly lying#literally the best squadmate#he's gone through hell#and yet#he's so kind and looks for the best#but he'll fucking kill a bitch without a seconds thought to save someone he loves#he's fierce and loyal and thoughtful#he's so smart and so soft#but his softness is not without rough edges#and it's not without strength#these antibiotics i'm taking for my ear infection are having the opposite effect#because damn i am super pro-biotic right now
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If I could kill the reply feature on this webbed site, I would.
#personal#i wish there was an option for only allowing replies from people following you for one year or something#one week is not long enough for me up put up with some people#who are you and why are you replying when you could have just reblogged whatever the fuck it was#and said your piece there#there's like a handful of people who've been here a long time that i don't mind replies from#and then people whose usernames I've never seen in my life#saying stupid shit#that should have been a reblog so it doesn't get emailed to me#i want to keep the people who've been around#I've just started soft blocking people who i don't know that reply to not my posts#to say random things#I'm so cranky right now i should go to sleep#just to be clear if you are saying something TO ME on a post I MADE then this isn't about you
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I love being objectum so much. I hope all objectums do tonight. objectums I love you forever
#Aughhh. sorry I'm soft or whatever I need to go to bed aha...#I say tonight as if it's not half 6 in the morning here...oops#sleep schedule is SO fucked up right now aghh#o777#objectum#Android.txt
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Crochet/knit life hack: If you crochet or knit a big, fluffy blanket, you can cuddle under it when you finish while you make other projects
#art#fiber art#crochet#knit#i'm doing this right now!!#this blanket is in my FAVOURITE COLOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!#i'm kind of iffy about the yarn itself but it's really soft and again in my favourite colour so i will deal with it#i'm just excited because i feel like i find few things readily available in this deep golden/mustard yellow. it's sad tbh#like of COURSE i can order yellow things but that doesn't mean it's the same yellow irl as it is in a store do you get me?#that's why i don't really want to buy yarn online because the colours could look different on the site versus in my hand#it's actually amazing to me that i can make a blanket and my hard work will keep me warm...#(well also the hard work of the people who made the yarn but i did also do my part)#i'm going to start calling myself a cozy crocheter (i'm making a lot of cozy-themed projects lmaoo)
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like why did they change where Vegeta was when Cell announced the cell games in the anime
why did they make this vegeta starting shit with yamcha instead of chillin in the lab with his family? why did they take Bulma out of the lab? Why'd they say she was Out while Dr Brief was repairing 16? Why did they change Bulma working on advanced robotics to running in late with her baby?
it's the same scene except: - Bulma's actively at work being a scientist - Vegeta's not being rude to her (or anyone else!) - Vegeta waits for Trunks instead of leaving the room - Cell interrupted the airwaves, which means Trunks and Vegeta were just hanging out with Bulma and Dr B while they were working
Those are all Great Character Details!! That the anime rails against!!
#these cowards afraid of showing Vegeta actively choosing to be around his wife and child even when he's Bad#Because Goku who is Good never ever even once makes that choice onscreen outside of filler#and then they justify that choice by making Chi-Chi seem horrid and unreasonable for (checks notes) Not Wanting Her Child to Die#anyway I am once again being bitter about anime vs manga klasjdklasd#I can't believe I let the anime convince me I hated Goku man Goku's SUCH a good and ridiculous character in the manga#the anime just SUCKS at letting him be who he's always been#and has to reframe and recontextualize and reword everything he does so that it seems like he's Actually Quite Mature and Thoughtful nO#THAT's VEGETA YOU COWARDS#also the fact that bulma said she wouldn't live with him at the beginning of this arc to him casually hanging out with her and trunks#after cell beat his ass and humbled him is REALLY GOOD SUBTEXT for their shared relationship having improved without showing it#it's great subtext for all three of them and toei just went 'nah' and decided to make it a whole group shot so ...? Master Roshi could sit#and explain how ??? Tournaments Work??? Just so Cell could log on and also explain how tournaments work?? God it's been so long#since I've watched the anime and now when I do it just makes me mad aklsdjskja the manga is SOOOOO much better#there are some spots where the pacing is more ideal in the anime like goku turning ssj for the first time but like man. everything else is.#like why are you making Goku snarky with Vegeta dude his clapbacks are SO much funnier when they're just Tactless Honesty#like Vegeta's not insulted by Snark bitch he grew up in the Freeza force that man was raised by THE bitchiest drag queens#Vegeta's insulted by someone saying something deeply and insultingly True to his face as if it's the fucking weather#Goku in the anime is like 'a battle of wits hoho' but Goku's purity is part of the joke he's not snippy he's just got no social etiquette#He's just honest! He's not trying to be insulting. That's what MAKES it insulting! That's the WHOLE GAG of why Vegeta can't stand him#Goku is always just telling the truth and it's always the rudest shit Vegeta's ever heard in his life#'it's a sunny day! i'm way stronger than you! see you out there bud!' 10000% Genuinely Friendly. Golden Retriever-Ass Pure.#Infuriating. Hilarious.#anyway I looked at anime clips to make sure I remembered things right and that was a mistake#as someone who has a soft spot for it and grew up on it -- compared to the manga it's bad and it's always been bad#and toriyama was right to be disinterested in watching it jesus christ they BUTCHERED his work#anyway this has been another shot of haterade with sketches thank you for scrolling my rambletags askljdask#dbtag#i just truly can't get over how they make Vegeta call her 'woman' in the anime and he literally only ever calls her Bulma in the manga#except for on namek when he refers to her as 'the/that woman' because she is a complete stranger#why is he calling her woman like he's a 1940s american husband and not an extraterrestrial from a deeply advanced society toei
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hi hi okay imagine. stede wants to brush out ed's hair the way izzy always does. maybe izzy is busy on deck taking note of damages after a raid. maybe they had an infestation and he's going over ration spoilage and inventory with roach. ed is tired and cranky and absentmindedly separating sections of curls and tugging them apart at the bottom where they get stuck together in knots. stede offers to help with the tangles, says he would love to give it a go and help ed relax
izzy walks in a few minutes later and immediately comes up and tells stede he's doing it all wrong but also gently takes the brush from him and shows him the right way - where to hold the hair, how to start at the bottom with little sections and work his way up, when to start with his fingers instead of the brush. neither of them can see it but ed is smiling so much his face might actually burst
#ofmd hc#steddyhands#izzy hands#edward teach#stede bonnet#listen. you really think stede knows how to do hair#no way did he have an intimate enough connection with mary to do this for her#and alma's hair looks fairly thin and straight so even if he did give the occasional brush before bedtime long curly hair is so different#especially out in the ocean air?? that is not a ten second process to undo let me tell you#yes I'm strongly in club izzy-did-jeff's-hair but even if he didn't then I think it would have been ed#stede simply doesn't have the experience and know-how - yet#izzy on the other hand. i like to think this is something of a ritual that they have#ed sitting back with his leg stretched out at the end of a long day and izzy behind him first working out the tangles slowly bit by bit#then once all the tangles are gone just brushing from the top of his scalp down the full length of his hair in long and gentle strokes#izzy would have him practically purring and when he's done ed would be ready to fall asleep right then and there#izzy nudging ed to get into bed because he might not care now but he'll care in the morning if sleeping here fucks up his knee or back#(because no one is more of an expert at taking care of ed than izzy)#maybe their ritual can change to involve izzy starting on each section and undoing the worst of the knots with his fingers#then stede following it up with brushing out each section#stede doing the post-tangle brushing until ed's hair is as soft as it can be while izzy lies next to ed with his head in ed's lap#bonus: ed now gets to run his hands through izzy's hair too can you imagine#ANYWAY i'm here for this very soft tender stizzy moment of izzy teaching stede to properly care for ed#just a little post
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my cat just went on a feral play aggression kick and scratched the shit out of me. i put him in time out for ten minutes and now he's lying on my legs grooming himself. the duality of man
#this fucking cat. he doesn't do this very often but when he does he's genuinely scary#and nothing i do will calm him down#no soft voice. no yelping in pain like a kitten. no hissing. nothing#i have to scoop him up and hold him at an arms length and put him in my room and shut the door before he can attack me again#i mean he ATTACKS me there's no other word for it#it feels personal. and murderous#i've wondered before if this cat wants to kill me. but now he's lying on my legs perfectly content to co-opt my body heat#i love him so much but right now i'#right now i'm so mad at him and just at my wits end. i thought we were done with this#and we've been playing with him! his litter box is clean and there's food in his bowl!#so what the fuck dr seuss#why#dr seuss the cat
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i swear i listen to other genres but i'm just going to keep making high brow looking playlists with electronic music until ppl start to take it seriously
#i could rant and fucking rave about electronic music#'it's just loops :/ it's just some gamer bro thinking he's a musician there's no skill involved ://'#my friend you have been listening to amateurs#look up savant. creo. inzo. please. i'm begging#he has some meme songs but camellia oh my god. killerbeast i love you#sakuraburst??? pls theyre masters of bait and switch tunes#ohhhh i have such a soft spot for pre-dubstep. bloody beetroots i love you#and if you want big names... (GESTURES WILDLY AT DAFT PUNK)#THEN there's the semi-electronic... irl instrument-based through an amp 'electronic'. ratatat. everyone to listen to ratatat right NOW#they toe the line between acoustic and electronic and it makes me WET. bilar???? oh my god#guess i did rant and fucking rave#i think it's s special interest?#i just got into it around 2005 and then got into the history of it#and god.#I NEED TO MAKE MY ELECTRONIC EVOLUTION PLAYLIST#ESPECIALLY DUBSTEP. THE INCREASE OF CRUNCHY SOUNDS IN INDUSTRIAL TECHNO LEADING SO SO SMOOTHLY TO DUBSTEP. THEN SKRILLEX FIRMLY SOLIDIFIED#IT AS A SUBGENRE#ok i'm fine. i'm fine i'm normal about electronic music i'm normal#god. and pour one out for the dj's that sold out to pop music. zedd your capacity for strong melody is wasted on mediocre lyrics & vocalists#go back to instrumental zedd. go back to instrumental zedd. GO BACK TO INSTRUMENTAL ZEDD#like do ppl realize that electronic music is the MOST human form of music??? these sounds DO NOT EXIST. we r MAKING SOUNDS OUT OF LIGHTNING#WE M A D E THIS#AND WE'RE WATCHING IT DRASTICALLY EVOLVE OUR O U R LIFETIMES#IT'S SUCH A GIFT??? WHY DO PEOPLE POOPOO IT????#shoutout to cascada for starting all of this for me. the true pop edm legend 🫡
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kinda drives me up a wall when people go "hey i think x action in a war/combat scenario is inhumane and cruel and shitty" and someone responds with "oh but within the laws of war it's allowed or there's procedure for it etc etc". it doesn't have to be a war crime to be unforgivable man it's a shitty rulebook anyway
#like whether or not something's bad isn't determined by whether or not it adheres to arbitrary rules people made up and never obey#i thought we all knew that already. c'mon man. get a grip#obviously war crimes are bad but that's not where the badness potential ends y'know#this post is due to my dad talking about smth i sent him mentioning US troops firing on a bunch of guys in smth on deserters and he was lik#well they're not like citizens or refugees or deserters they're retreating enemy combattants. so it's different.#it IS different but isn't it still like. overly brutal? idk.#like would you want them to pursue Your ppl regardless? are they not allowed mercy just because you proved stronger? your positions could#be swapped easily and you'd think that as fellow combattants you would feel that deeply. idk maybe i'm just too soft or whatever but like.#seems stupid to me. war generally seems stupid to me but this specifically right now seems stupid to me#yes i know there are practical concerns and sacrifices in combat that make sense when you're actually there and me saying there should be n#wars and we should make it a fucking priority to not have wars doesn't mean ppl already in a decision-making role in the field should do#what i (an idealist) would do. they're responsible for minimizing loss and shit. whatever. doesn't mean it's not fucked up anyway.#and that's assuming the best case scenario for a leader in such a position. usually they just want to minimize Their side's losses. usually#by maximizing the other side's. or they just want to win and will sacrifice anyone for it if it's practical#which happens a Lot. usually it's a mix of the latter two to my understanding#as if americans' lives matter more than anyone else's and the other side doesn't have a right to mourn bc they offended us somehow#ugh that shit irks me so bad dude. there'll be like a terrorist attack in europe or smth and the news'll be like#ONE AMERICAN WAS KILLED. and twenty swiss. THE AMERICAN WAS VISITING FAMILY THERE ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN TRAGEDY STRUCK etc etc#fucking hate that. i don't care if they're on 'my team' or whatever they're all equally human and equally dead#why the hell should i care if one of them was an american. just say 21 people died. like i get reporting on it briefly ig to like notify#ppl At Best but like. it's so grating. why can't you be normal about other people fucking goddamn you#why is this a controversial statement. why is giving a shit about people killing each other (often for like 10 ppl's financial gain) wrong#like. come on. i don't care if they 'deserve it' or whatever because i don't think they do. and even if they Did i don't think it's#America's Time To Step Up!!! every time smth like this happens (but only when it is financially beneficial to us to do so#such that we ignore atrocities all the fucking time bc it's inconvenient. we're not superheros. we're cops.)#not saying america shouldn't do anything bc like. idk. you screw everyone over to have all the power maybe you should use that influence fo#good. but my definition of 'good' is wayyyy way different from everybody who's ever held office here apparently so like. nuts to that#eugh. anyway im cutting myself off here rant over. for now
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i love waking up and being me because i be out there interacting with people in the most ordinary and uneventful way possible and still the most innocent well-intentioned remark could set me the fuck off. A stranger guy (very normal and non-threatening) come over to make conversation and told me "there's something very calm about you which kind of makes you pretty approachable," aaaaaaand boom. Now i'm in 89% defense mood and ready to snap your neck in half if you look at me a certain way.
#and this is fucking hilarious to me because he's right! I know it!#my general vibe irl can be interpreted as calm and personable it is something that i know about myself#but also i do not want to read as approachable. It makes me feel defanged and infantalised and cheap#when i'm called approachable right off the bat. and i dont like being taken for granted as ''non-threatening''; it's not a compliment to me#to be seen as easy by people who i dont know and dont want to be ''easy'' with#(no offence whatsoever to the people who love being approachable; i have nothing against it; it's just a me thing)#i've always always hated being talked to with insincere soft words#''you're so sweet'' ''you're so cute'' ''you're seem friendly'' ''you seem approachable''#i could effectively make you throw up the name of every one of your ancestors that abandoned you before you even existed#and i'm mean enough to not care about it while i do it. Dont call me cute first thing;#cute only means something when you have the balls to acknowledge that i'm a fucking threat.#is this different with women? not likely. It's just generally demeaning when i'm called approachable unless i like the person#and want them in my space#but also all this and i know that the guy meant well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ there was objectively nothing to it#and i get yikesy about it waaay less than say. when i was 20#at 20 calling me cute was the surest way to get punched free of charge#and now i can actually rest in my own sweetness and be soft without getting cought in the discomfort of its vulnurability#but it still sets me off so fast
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maybe we were meant to be TORTURED TOGETHER , drawing inspiration from the DARKEST PARTS OF OURSELVES , filling canvases with OUR PAIN in this studio , MAKING LOVE UNDER MOONLIGHT cascading in through paint stained windows , FOREVER CONDEMNED to being TRAGICALLY MISUNDERSTOOD BY EVERYONE but us . . . a gift for @thvrpe
#thvrpe#* ... / edits.#* ... / visage.#* ... / ft : xavier thorpe .#* ... / dyn : hovier .#hopemikaelsonedit#xavierthorpeedit#legaciesedit#wednesdayedit#i'm so soft right now fuck#personals dni#mutuals may reblog .
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super busy but hi i miss ffxiv i played again today raghh happy 10th anniv the rising event makes me cry i love ffxiv :(( but anyway! bg3 thoughts in tags!
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#meow :3#my approval w shadowheart is so high lol ... she & my tav are a couple. of bestiesss <3#astarion is amazing bcs i got bit the 2nd fucking night of playing and just before that too lae'zel wanted to get in my pants#IT'S AMAZING what the first cutscene i got for long rest was wyll already turning into a devil bcs i had all origin charas alrdy#and then after that ?? astarion bite scene. he didn't even talk abt the stars anymore or whatever he just jumped straight to biting my tav#oh my god and lae'zel wanted to get it on w my tav SOOO badly ... her dialog is so funny i love her#anyway :3 my tav is a slowburn w astarion but they r fr getting there. sometimes rising sometimes going down but it's been rising more#lately and teehee <3 my tav also thinks karlach is the sweetest and ADORES her. you can see him making soft heart eyes at her always.#also got the learning magic moment w gale and god it's so dangerous for me to get gale cutscenes tbh bcs i'm trying not to favorite him here#he has. what. stuff w magic and stars. shut up. i can't handle that rn or i'll fall in love LMFAO <3#wyll ..... i don't use him in my party good gods and he Still remains the character i know the least even tho i know him a lot more now#but i REALLY like him. i would say he's my 3rd fav after karlach who is after astarion but so are shadowheart and gale and lae'zel... so.#i'm. not forgetting anyone right#but yeah basically all of them r my favs <3 and my tav gets along w all of em p well tbh#he's a good nice person but chaotic (he's my bard baby boy <3) so it's REALLY fun playing bg3 w him as my tav ... apollo my dear#i should make an elf oc named emil. give him brown hair. be even more self-indulgent thru making more & more charas.#btw i saw a painting of apollo online today. as in the god. and almost cried (positively) bcs my tav named apollo looked so similar#amazingly w the slightly curly hair blah blah blah and the general colors. apollo just. generally means a lot to me ok. anything w apollo.
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ou my god. og my fuckign god. oh my fuckig god oh my gof.
#irusoi#sploding#NAH CAUSE I'M LITERALLY SOOOO HYPERVERBAL LIKE THE WAY I TALK IS EXACTLY LIKE PURSON SOI AND IRUMA DOING THIS FOR HIM IS HITTING ME IN THE#HEART SO MUCH RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I THINK IF SOMEONE DID THIS FR ME I WOULD CRY#LIKE I'M SO SOFT#I'M SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW I'M SERIOUSLU SO FICKING EMOTIKNAL RIGHT NOW OVER THIS FUCKING SCENE PLEASE#LIME#IRUMA IS SO SWEET#OH MY FUCKING. GOD#OH MY GOD#I cNAJT#I THINK YOU HAVE A LOT YOU WANTYI SAY#I CANTTTRHRUEIO29329932929292992#STOP IM SO EKOTIKNAL INCAKT DO THIS
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having a bad night tonight
#i don't really have any good reasons to live right now and everything is making me depressed#and knowing that i have to keep fighting to get ssi for multiple more years just to have somewhere i can exist and feel safe is making me#want to kill myself even more#I'm just so depressed and my in person friends have been ignoring me or activly stressing me out#and my online friends are too far away to provide comfort#and I'm in so much pain and my therapist isn't doing their fucking job and basically said i wasn't traumatized enough#and i don't feel safe enough to open up to anyone and i just want to cuddle someone warm and soft#and to be literally anyone other than myself#and living is hell and a curse and i really just want to kill myself#vent#and i feel so lonely and unloved
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