#fuck fsg

[nicowdc]

goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky 🙁💔

[this-is-specifically-for-art]

Watched a 2 part series by @/mimimuta and grew insanely ill from the disease called a hyperfixation on fellswap gold i have plagued this poor youtubers life thrice once on tumblr twice on youtube purely because of this obsession so I'm saving them the ping /silly

[mymp3]

YOOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL... TO MeEeeEEEee

[ynwa4eva]

Btw im a full on skot head now ive got the best url EVER saved for that baldy

[bobbyfirminosworld]

No jude Bellingham in the summer?? So what, we've wasted two transfer windows to strengthen the midfield by being "promised" jude. we should've strengthened when we had the chance now look at us!! The teams fucking knackered.

[luridparty]

I DONT WANNA GO TO WORK TOMORROW THIS IS GOIG BE THE DEATH OF MEEEEEEE

[itsfootballbih]

It’s honestly fucking ridiculous that FSG and Liverpool are taking this long to get contracts sorted. Like it’s almost December, not saying they will, but players will be allowed to talk to other clubs is less than 4 weeks. Mo and Virgil should be the easier out of the 3, since they’ve both expressed they want to be here for a long time. For Mo to literally say he’s heard nothing yet so far and that he’s “disappointed” is really frustrating. They’ve literally already said yes, y’all just need to give them the damn paper. Trent’s situation is a little more complicated, but I feel like they’re still not pushing as hard as they should be. I think they’re handling this situation all wrong. They’re going to end up waiting too long, and it could end up hurting us.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 32

General asks

S/O has the same personality as skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton goes to a pride parade (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O starts a prank war with skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O tries to hide they have a bad day because of chronic pain (UF Papyrus, HF Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans, MF Papyrus)

Skeleton's kid plays hide and seek so well he can't find them (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's teenage daughter asks them to make a teenager they don't like stop harassing her (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Undertale characters go to a pride parade (UT characters)

Error goes to a pride parade (Error)

First date with S/O (UF Papyrus)

Five Nox headcanons (SF Sans)

Red and Oak's relationship (UF, HT Sans)

Rus finds out Nox has a girlfriend (SF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O forgot the mic was on at MTT restaurant and makes the entire restaurant laugh (UT, US, UF Sans + Ink)

S/O drags skeleton to a trampoline park (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O and Skeleton's child are freaking out because of a huge flying cockroach (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

First thunderstorm on the surface for skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

The Undertale crew is having fun on a lazy river (UT characters)

S/O wants to climb tall skeletons (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Papyrus)

S/O destroys Skeleton's brother while Skeleton is on a grocery trip (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is held with a knife by Skeleton's rivals (UF, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O smacks skeleton in the face while sleeping (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Someone makes fun of skeleton in front of him (US, UF Sans + Ink)

S/O wears elegant clothes and listens to death metal (UF Papyrus, SF Sans)

S/O wants to help Willow feels pretty (HT Papyrus)

S/O's pet is scared of skeleton (UT, US, UF Sans + Ink)

S/O goes on a vacation with a friend (UT, US, UF Sans)

A llama spits on skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's brother brotherly bond (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O had a nightmare and got scared of skeleton when they woke up (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O has to go to the hospital but the hospital doesn't believe they're sick (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

The chickens kidnapped skeleton's child (HT, HS, HF, FT Sans & Papyrus + SF Papyrus, FSG Papyrus, D!Papyrus, DuT Sans)

Skeleton tries a period cramp simulator (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child prefers their dad over their other parent (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O notices skeleton is happy watching a TV show (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O gets struck by lightning but acts normal afterwards (UT Characters)

Other things

Why the main 10 if they're 12

8 a.m in the (fucking) neighborhood

Myfanwi talks

Tiot Batiche memories

Thor is fast boi

My country voted for far-right and there's nothing to be proud of

Thor has THE schtick

Mjöllnir thinks he's a parrot

Bouncy boys

Queer ghosties

Little reminder about my headcanons

In Color

World Day Against Pet Abandonment

[optimistredsox]

2024 Red Sox and thank goodness the Dodgers beat the Skanks

Mookie Betts knocking in the game-winning run, even in a Dodgers uniform, made me very happy. The Yankees looking like they should've had Yakkity Sax from Benny Hill playing behind their error-laden disastrous top of the fifth also made me very happy. If you are going to have the two richest teams in baseball fighting it out for the World Series, then at least the one I hate less won. And I don't really hate the Dodgers. I could never hate Dave Roberts or Mookie Betts. I even have a fondness for Kiké Hernandez's brief time at Boston. Anyway. I am delighted the Dodgers won and, as always, fuck the Skanks.

It also provides a bit of comfort that the Sox performed admirably against both World Series teams this year. They didn't dominate, but they didn't roll over and die either. Which I think is my takeaway on the season as a whole. We didn't roll over and die. I would have liked a winning record but will totally take .500 considering how low the lows were (and how low the pundits put us at the beginning of the season).

Speaking of lows, I might as well get those out of the way first. We were diabolical on the field. Our unearned run totals looked as though we were the Skanks in the top of the fifth in game 5 almost every day. Those were so decisive at the beginning of the season I'm sure they ended up keeping us out of the Wild Card. Yeah, it's a young team, but oof. It was painful to watch. And to have to watch it so frequently was brutal.

We struck out A LOT. We did not walk very much. On the 20th anniversary of The Comeback, seeing the incredible level of plate discipline and willingness to lay off bad pitches, it was tough to see a Sox lineup so free swinging and impatient. It also led to struggles with runners in scoring position and getting runners into scoring position. Anyway. That was grim.

Jarren Duran never really felt contrite for the homophobic slur he used. It undermined my ability to cheer for him for the rest of the season and left me downcast that he was the problem but actually indicative of the unreconstructed atmosphere of the clubhouse and perhaps even the nature of the whole of Major League Baseball. Which is a fucking bummer in this day and age.

That all said, the 2024 Red Sox could be so much fun to watch. The avalanche of injuries at the beginning of the season, instead of burying them, allowed a young, exciting, not-terribly-disciplined group of players keep us on the edge of our seats.

The rotation and bullpen at the beginning of the season were lights out when we were on the ropes.

Wilyer Abreu and Ceddanne Rafaela were so much fun to watch. Except when they were striking out.

We signed Rich Hill! Pride of Medford!

This team gave us way more hope than any of us ever expected. They were three games up for the Wild Card at the All Star Break.

Connor Wong was fun. Most athletic catcher since Joe Mauer?

Dom Smith was such an appreciated addition whilst Tristan Casas was recovering from his injury. One of the lone veterans on a super young team.

Tanner Houck, anti-vaxxer though he may be, grew into a solid ace.

We extended Alex Cora who managed a hell of a season with almost no help from upstairs (ownership/senior management, not god).

I'm not sure what the future holds. FSG and John Henry seem to still be chasing the illusion of a chasing championships whilst not spending any fucking money, which I don't think is going to work. But this last season gave us some good baseball. I want the Red Sox to play good baseball. I'd like them to play MORE good baseball in 2025. Winning record and playoffs. Let's do this.

[naanima]

PEOPLE, I'm deep diving into the pits of Reddit reading about the Jake trade. Lololols. I'm just fascinated. Also, I'm gonna talk about what I THINK about the Pens etc, just my own personal take. IGNORE at will. But also realise I DON'T have that much of an emotional attachment to Jake as a lot of fans do, I love him but he isn't one of my guys.

I like the Jake trade, and I think a lot of the anger from fans is that they think trading Jake is admitting that the Pens aren't making it into the playoffs. And I'm just like, um yeah. It is pretty obvious we aren't, or the likelihood of us making it in is fucking low with the season we have had. Jake is NOT going to make a difference in whether we make it to the playoffs or not.

Jake is an UFA in 3 months time. We DIDN'T have a contract with him, of course we are gonna trade him for futures. It is the SMART trade decision. The return we got for him is OBJECTIVE high. He is a 3 months long RENTAL, NO team in their right mind would willingly offer up their first round pick WITHOUT conditions. Unless all we are getting in return is a first round pick and a player. THAT'S a shit deal.

First round picks are worthless UNLESS they are a guaranteed success - generational talents, someone that's practically a guaranteed hit. The NUMBER of first round picks that never make it is HIGH! In addition, I'd like to remind everyone that Jake was picked up in the fucking THIRD ROUND of the draft.

Kyle gave the Pens the WHOLE season to get better, and don't give me the bullshit about how he got us shitty pieces, ALL his trade on paper was excellent (barring Jarry and Graves). We are INDIVIDUALLY better, but as a team we just fucking suck.

I know Sid is pissed, and that's good, it would be fucking off if Sid ISN'T pissed about losing, and having his eldest daughter being traded away. He is a player that's what he should be focused on. But guess what? Kyle's job is about providing the best chance for the team to win (he did with all the summer trades etc, the team just somehow fucking sucks), and to build a future for the Pens (which he is doing by SECURING us prospects and future picks, bcos we HAD BASICALLY NOTHING). For whatever reason we fucking suck.

Actually, I 80% believe the reason we suck is bcos of our coaching staff. I LOVE Sully, I think he has TRIED everything this season to make us win, but the FACT NOTHING worked says a LOT about his position with this team presently. Sometimes people can get TOO comfortable in an org/place etc. or sometimes a person is just NO longer what an org/team needs. And I truly believe it is time for Pens and Sully to part ways. The truth is Sully is gonna get snapped up straight away and most likely win another Cup, just NOT with the current Pens. And I 100% believe Sully wasn't fired this season so far bcos FSG likes him and gave him a FUCKING EXTENSION. No way was Kyle gonna be able to remove him. But hey, there's enough evidence to show that we REALLY NEED A FUCKING COACHING CHANGE.

Also, our PP sucked so bad this year that truly fucked us over completely. It was MENTALLY impacting our players, our commentators and the fans. It is a fucking problem. Fire REIRDEN for fucks sake.

Oh! And 20% maybe we suck is because we had so MANY changes in the roster meant it was gonna take us a whole-ass season to figure shit out.

I'm just really fascinated by the Pens future.

[findingnemosworld]

ain't no fucking way ... because fsg are cheapskates and they wouldn't have bought his dumb ass

[saywhatiwants]

Prem starts in a week and FSG is fucking with me…..smiling through the pain as I watch other teams sign players everyday😁

[bobbyfirminosworld]

If fsg didn't have to go before they do now!! 2 years we have been linked with Jude, not buying midfielders when they were NEEDED because we were waiting for Jude to leave.

I totally understand that Jude alone wasn't going to fix our midfield problems, but let's be honest I think all of us were buzzing of Jude. Then fsg decide to make a mediocre offer for him that they KNEW wouldn't be enough!!

We have wasted 2 summer transfer markets by not replacing gini because of "promises"

[veliseraptor]

Top 5 underrated books you love

oh man see this requires me to judge "underrated" though...challenge, that. but here goes let's see what I can come up with

1. Doctrine of Labyrinths by Sarah Monette. This is the obvious one for me. Out of print fantasy series published at the wrong time my beloved. I mean, admittedly if it was published now the discourse would be a nightmare (if...people read it, maybe it would still be underread), but god I love it so much. I recognize it has its "storytelling flaws" or whatever but this was the first series I read where I felt like the author was putting their hands on my shoulders, looking me directly in the eye, and going "okay, Lise, I'm about to come for you where you live." and then did it.

2. Coldfire Trilogy by C.S. Friedman. It's been a while since I read this one so I hesitated a little over including it, because, you know, "how much can I say I recommend something if I haven't read it in ten years" but part of my problem here is that I've met maybe three other people in my life who have also read it. Maybe if more people started reading it I would actually get around to doing my reread. An early "huh this really feels like it should've been gay, are we sure it's not" book. I'm still not sure it isn't.

3. Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky. And Children of Ruin and Children of Memory is sitting on my shelf eagerly awaiting me, but this was the one that kicked it off and I keep trying to recommend it to people, but for some reason "it's about sentient spiders you guys" isn't as compelling a sell as I feel like it is. But it's about increasingly advanced spiders on an evolution fast track building a civilization you guys and also about conflict with the other and all that but. I'm really here for the incredibly fascinating worldbuilding Tchaikovsky does with the spiders.

4. The Player of Games by Iain M. Banks. I really want to at some point ask Ann Leckie if she's read any of the Culture books because...I just feel like there's something there. Not the same, but some kind of connection, and I felt it particularly reading this book. I remember enjoying Consider Phlebas (clearly, I picked up the "next" one in the chronology of this 80s space opera series), but this is the one where I read it and was like. Oh, fuck, you got me. In general I feel like this is a very interesting series worth revisiting - I wouldn't say it's obscure but I feel like a lot of more recent sci-fi/fantasy readers overlook it because "80s sci-fi" has a lot of connotations, deserved or undeserved. I will just say that I'm picky about my sci-fi and this one got me.

5. I went back and forth for a while about what to put here but I think I have to say A City of Saints and Madmen by Jeff Vandermeer, because I remember when I started seeing Annihilation and its sequels take off going NOW YOU GUYS FIND HIM (pleased and exasperated) and that book was my intro to his work. And I still in some ways like it (and his other earlier work) more. But just in general if you are into New Weird stuff, or enjoyed his more recent work, I recommend going back and looking at his older stuff, too. I happen to know that after being hard to find for a while FSG is now reprinting those books.

BONUS: I can't actually say Lymond Chronicles is "underrated" as such because it has a very devoted following and a whole crop of authors talk about it if you start looking, but still. The devoted following is not actually huge. And I love it very dearly.

[footnotesandendings]

this is absolutely 100% a bad idea but whatever. hendo thoughts under the cut.

okay so like... if he actually just left out of cold-blooded money-chasing do you really think all of his teammates would be leaving loving messages on his goodbye post. no. these men are petty as hell. if he left on bad terms Trent, for one, would have burned his house to the ground.

also he showed up to training camp visitly ready and eager to fight for his place. those were not the posts of a man not committed to taking his team back to the champions league.

so idk maybe I'm dumb but TO ME it seems a lot more likely that he showed up all ready to get his place and the LFC brass (not Klopp) were like yeah about that. you don't have a place. we signed Szobo and Mac and they're gonna play. you can either ride the bench or find a transfer.

(connect 4 to the rumors that FSG has wanted him gone for a few years now, and to how they treated Milner about his contract ending)

so you're jordan henderson, much beset by the sin of pride, and you're told that your team doesn't want you and you can either ride the bench or gtfo. the mls transfer window is pretty much done with and messi won; there's no way the aforementioned sin of pride is letting you go to the championship.

and your old friend stevie gerrard shows up going hey baby I want you. my team wants you. you'll be guaranteed playing time, and money, and a fanbase that won't cuss you out in a language you understand, and I'll tell you you're pretty every day if you need to hear it.

as someone who has gleefully mapped jordan henderson's mental illnesses in parallel to my own on a conspiracy board with red yarn ala the guy from it's always sunny: no way can you turn down the chance to feel wanted, even if it's an illusion, especially after a year of your own fans screaming at you that you're old and useless and single-handedly killing the club and some of them think you're a pedophile because you celebrated with your 19-year-old national team teammate.

so yeah I wish he hadn't done it, it fucking sucks, I'm sad and disappointed and possibly breaking up with Liverpool as a whole!!!!* but I'm not going to declare him history's greatest monster, either.

how the hell do I turn off reblogs on this. * except Virgil** ** and Robbo

[verdanabdit]

empath__life on tw☆tter asked for art suggestions and all of these fell out of my head.

~~~

Any:

♥Their disqualified performance for the nose nuzzle championship

♥ Hiding under the Tall Sink

♥ Acoustic meatus cleaning (if you've ever seen art of couples cleaning each-other's ears)

♥ Lingerie shopping

♥ Hanging out in a cheap motel or gas station parking lot at night during a roadtrip

♥ Rough-housing (I’m craving the more sibling-like readiness to harmlessly throw down)

♥ PAJAMA PARTY

♥ Sleeping on each-other like cats. Not quite active cuddling.

♥ Floating in the ocean at sunset

♥ Just hanging out in a giant bowl of rice… or a giant super fancy milkshake (alright, I may just be hungry)

UT:

♥ Canonically proportionate racecar bed frame used for hiding amorous activity

♥ Papyrus grumpily brushing Sans's teeth

♥ Tinkering in the secret basement together (easy to forget Papyrus puts his own traps together; he's good with this stuff too!)

♥ Sans helping Pap stretch before a workout

♥ Rough-housing leading to feelings realization… Parked way out in the middle of nowhere for stargazing. They get into a harmless argument that has them reaching over to push and slap and eventually climb out of their seat to wrestle a bit. They finally calm down, in the classic position of one holding themselves atop the other. One looking down to see the other flushed and panting, one looking up to see the other framed by stars.

UF:

♥ One comforting the other on a bad day

♥ The type of desperate hug that you’d give after a life-threatening ordeal

US:

♥ Sans carrying Pap!! Is he flustered, or is he used to it? Or… flusteredly used to it?

♥ I’m just gonna second karaokelover’s thoughts of them mutually being creeps about each-other. (It’s not creepy if they both do it!)

♥ Carry on the tradition of Papyrus wearing dresses sloppily. Perhaps being punished for it.

SFR:

Sans seated in a chair, holding the leash loosely in one hand. Papyrus on the ground beside him, laying his head on Sans’s leg. Sans pets him tenderly with his empty hand.

♥ hhUAH just being the gentlest most loving master gnghnghnfgnhf

♥ Low effort scribbly comic that was funnier in my head: Trash-talking each-other in a competitive game. It devolves to “y-yeah well, i fucked your brother.” “YOU ARE MY BROTHER.” “yeah?” “… YOU DISOBEDIENT LITTLE SHIT, THAT’S MY JOB.”

FSG:

♥Some kind of pose that has Sans carressing the bare back of Papyrus’s head, but with the hood up. (Idk why but reaching into someone else’s hood is just um. UmmMm Mm)

♥ Silly: Both of them chewing on Papyrus’s hoodie strings. One for each. (pfft now I’m thinking of someone reaching for his hoodie strings for an unrelated reason and he grips one of them and turns away protectively, “no, this one is sans’s.”)

♥ Coffee date coffee date coffee date coffee date

♥ Sans nonchalantly walking around shirtless after a shower. It is ruining Papyrus’s night.

♥ Nursing handjob but without the tiddies (there is no faster way to describe the position)

G:

♥ 2 panels: Sans trying to flirt or be suave, to moderate success. Papyrus doing the same, to great success (and annoyance).