#fuck france all my homies hate france

[tracksuitlesbian]

Look at us doing things! The balls of it.

[lil-gingerbread-queen]

Watched a video where the creator called Napoléon a dictator, and I was taken back as a French, because you cannot do that in France. Napoléon is put on a pedestal, he is untouchable. A nationalist symbol.

And what did I fell on today? A post by some right-wing "history lovers" (nationalists, real historians are all leftists btw) getting mad at a French representative (who has a lot of knowledge about history) talking on twitter about how, one day, we will have and be able to speak about the people Napoléon murdered (Haïti, Spain, ... A ton of civils murdered for not bending down)

Anyway, Napoléon was a dictator, a traitor to the Republic, to the Human Rights, to the Revolution and to France, a racist slaver who brought back slavery, a colonialist who was the first to propose the zionist plan for Palestine, a very terrible man who even tricked and jailed his brother to break his marriage with the woman he loved to force him into a political marriage. A murderer and a pos, and when France stop putting this man on a pedestal, the world will be better.

[spid-korr]

Lara Croft: "I have to go the worst place on earth"

*camera pans to Paris*

[gavily]

uncle gundo really got injured during a FRIENDLY what the hell

[totaly-obsessed]

Fuck France. All my homies hate france.

And all refs hate Germany.

Stunning goal from Diani...

[trickarrows-bishop]

ik the halo would probably prevent it, but what if ava got sick in the alps? that day, she doesn't talk much to beatrice, and is clearly unwell (sniffling every few seconds, wincing at bright lights, her face slightly red), but she refuses to do anything about it. beatrice calls of training and ava snaps at her and goes on a run. she apologizes when she gets back, but it's clear she's still in a bad mood, with this anxious, pent-up energy as she sits by their table. beatrice makes herself and ava some tea, knowing that ava would be more likely to accept it if she was having some too, before gently asking what's wrong.

it's then that ava reveals just how much she fears being a burden.

(on a related note: FUCK sister frances, all my homies HATE sister frances.)

OH MY GODDD OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD YEAH OH

[kruki]

fuck france all my homies hate france

[ivanshatov]

OH PLEASE SAY MORE ABOUT THE POST PLAY THING

i AHHHHH okay wait let me go off for a sec

to be honest interpretations where one of those 3 end up leading are good but i just?? can’t really see any of them jumping on it too fast

kent is definitely qualified and so is albany but kent isn’t keen on a leadership role and albany thinks he’d be too ineffective. which is probably true to be fair

this leaves edgar to be the most likely candidate

it’s a lot of pressure on him when he’s still dealing with all that trauma, and basically being left an orphan and feeling like he didn’t get closure at all with his family

he’s also dealing with it by being rebellious in that childish way either because gloucester didn’t let him be rebellious or because he suppressed it for the longest time

kent being edgar’s father figure is also valid but i raise you: albany being edgar’s father figure

edgar has a bit of a problem with kent

albany is dealing with his own single fatherhood problem and sorting out his lack of closure with goneril too but he tries to be there for edgar as much as he can

mostly involves edgar just ranting to him 

the fool dropped off in a3s7 because they knew shit was about to go down and was like ‘oh yup i told you guys so!’

also kent and the fool have an on and off relationship

albany: edgar is mentally ill can you guys stop being horny

france is there too and i think that he thinks he should be king of britain now but kent and albany are trying to prevent that as much as possible

“we have a perfectly good qualified leader right here!”

*cut to edgar eating shredded cheese out of the bag at 3am*

cordelia isn’t exactly dead but she’s not exactly alive either. i think shes in a coma because i hate it when girls die

and edgar misses her a lot and feels like everything would be better if she would be there

not wrong

i think the fool should be the prime minister but everyone and their mother thinks it’s an absurd idea despite them being perfectly intelligent and qualified enough for the job

that’s it that’s the post

it’s MY emotional support shakespeare play and i get to choose what happens after

[safsxfff]

france is ugly as hell

[sadboyhrs]

if theres one thing me and Will Byers have in common its barely passing maths 💋💋💋

[gavily]

fuck france nt all my homies hate france nt

[mariusslonelysoul]

Morocco, i'm really hoping you guys beat france's ass today. And also i'm very scared of you, you're Good

[nasirsagron]

I can't believe French people are so pressed about Italy winning the public vote that are doing a campaign based on a bad quality video?

Maybe next time fucking send a good song and not someone trying to copy édith piaf

There was a literal country singing about being FREE while they are killing kids and removing people from their houses but the problem is italy?

[qtipping]

after living 10 months in fr*nce i've discovered that the "depressed and mopey french trope" isn't a cliche but rather everyone in france is depressed but their psychiatry help boils down to "just say fuck it and get out of bed" and "smoke a ciggy"`

[blobfishious]

hello *fails la bise, instead head butting you*

[trickarrows-bishop]

if i think too hard abt how ava flinches in s1 a lot ill fucking cry

when she's training with The Stick with lilith: after she swears in front of superion, lilith hits her feet from under her so she falls, and when she swears again ("what the fuck was that for?"), lilith hits the ground next to her, and she flinches. i know i could be reading into it but also what if i cried. also she flinches more randomly when lilith hits her (but not causing any damage)

WHEN SHE'S TRAINING WITH BEA AND SHE GETS OUT THE BLOCKS AND SHE'S PANICKING AND WHEN BEA TOUCHES HER SHE FLINCHES

basically, what i'm saying is. fuck sister frances all my homies hate sister frances

FUCK SISTER FRANCES