this week the global united methodist church is having the four years delayed conference where they are finally going to make a decision about whether gay people are real & deserving of rights and I know it’s an important thing but the gay preachers’ kid side of me is just like yesssss burn it all downnnnnn
not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
gortash wants you to kill orin and take her netherstones so that the two of you can control the brain and take over the world together but orin wants you to kill gortash and then rob him because she finds him annoying and does not like him. she is the real one here
hello person who engages solely in fanon. your task is to explain this female characters personality to me without bringing up any of the other characters, calling her anything familial, calling her a girlboss, calling her wife material, or saying she's a slut. you have 20 minutes until the saw trap goes off. good luck
Tumblr would literally rather arbitrarily delete the accounts of trans women on this site with uncharacteristic amounts of speed than address even one genuine instance of harassment. They've already lost one harassment lawsuit and they immediately decided it was more worth their time to continue on the exact same path. They KNOW what they're doing. With staff like this, the only way to see genuine change on this site is going to be to make it more of a problem for them to not address this issue.
Customer: DYING WORDS OF GRANDFATHER THAT RAISED ME AFTER MY PARENTS BURNED TO DEATH WHEN THE FAMILY HOME WAS LIT ON FIRE BY THE NEIGHBOR'S BOY.
DMV: FUCK THEM
Verdict: DENIED