#fuck OFFFFF

[secretsecretbunny]

I'm sorry but this is actually illegal, Minho 🙄

[venator-signum]

yall are really gonna look me in the eye and tell me that hades, lord of the dead, is a twink when his sons zagreus and nico di angelo are right there???

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

I FEEL FAINT

[orpheuslament]

if you tag my posts with harry potter shit yr getting blocked & thats only cus i cant throw hands thru the internet

[five-star-stay]

Crying in the club rn

[cyberphuck]

"Here's my favorite authentic recipe, of course you're gonna add five gallons of lime juice and 46 chilis for flavor,"

Do you have a non spicy version

"If you're not gonna eat it SPICY then it's not AUTHENTIC"

Yeah but I wanna experience this dish but with no spicy

"I can't believe these stupid people who don't RESPECT the food of--"

If I eat all those limes and chilis they will make me very sick. My tongue will break out in painful blisters and swell over my molars so I can't chew anything without biting down on my own tongue. It'll upset my stomach and make me suffer for days with acid reflux. Also, I've been told that spicy (chilis anyway) tastes different to other people, that it *has* a flavor other than "pain," so it's likely I can't even taste it the way you do.

"Well it's different if you're allergic or sensitive to--"

Why should I have to explain to you why I want to avoid a certain food. Did you know I have an irrational fear of okra (this is true)? Do you think I want to have to explain why I don't eat cottage cheese (please do not make me do that)? I hate it when people say "the only way to really enjoy x food is to have it this way" because like. Isn't the point of enjoying food *enjoying* it? Also the next person who tries to insinuate that my refusal to eat spicy food has something to do with 1. My level of maturity or 2. Whatever ethnicity you're assuming I am is getting pickled.

[ask-postcrash-curly]

Does this image hold personal meaning to you?

Isn’t that some ancient meme? I don’t remember what it stands for.

[buck1eys]

actually if you have been repressed and miserable for a long time and you have struggled to identify with a new generation of queer pirates but are finally able to unlearn your own toxic bullshit and embrace yourself and your community you should still die and be punished. your death may humanise you. it will certainly bring the other characters together. this is new and original storytelling, actually

[notaplaceofhonour]

not my pro-BDS roommate loudly listening to a podcast on full blast calling Israel an “apartheid” state 😭

[shithowdy]

i wish there was a paid job that entailed me sitting at home in my little room doing nothing but going through images presented to me and telling people whether or not they're ai generated via bulleted list on how i determined this because i think it's the one thing on earth on which i would confidently consider myself an expert

someone hire me to do this

[goodnightsocialitemp3]

blocking brendon stans in the notes of my dallon posts isn't enough i need a gun

[dragonquestv]

Tumblr not beating the transmisogyny allegations with this one

[fasolabean]

working on a proper gig report (tm) for amsterdam and brussels but i just have to share rly quickly that mcr's welcome to the black parade played before both shows. in amsterdam i went yaaas käärijä emo he just like me in brussels i teared up LMAO

[goatedgreen]

how do i politely let my colleague know that we are NOWHERE NEAR as close as she seems to think we are.

[madame-mongoose]

damn, it would be such a shame if you imagined Wheatley gripping on the leash, tugging you towards him as he coos over how obedient you are for him. him telling you how he loves how you squirm beneath him. that he loves how you're the only one who listens to his commands word for word like the good pet you are. damn, what a shame that'd be...

anon. anon what are you doingn to me. oooh my god

[ieromoon]

convinced i have a moth spawn point in my bedroom