Grace Chasity really put a new meaning to "fuck 'em straight to hell"
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I like to think that no one in Clivesdale hates Hatchetfield and when someone mentions hatchetfield they say shit like "Love Hatchetfield, love them straight to heaven, sweethearts ☺️💕"
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So I know the 'fuck Clivesdale' attitude is pretty universal in Hatchetfield but...
...Richie gets this phrase from his Uncle Paul
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if you’re ever having a bad day just remember that you could be in clivesdale right now
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So you think starkid would ever do a musical set in clivesdale?
It doesn't get dangerous until a group of hatchetfield citizens come over, maybe for a football game like in nerdy prudes must die. So it starts like the guy who didn't like musicals, perfectly normal and unassuming, but then the hatchetfield people bring over their dangerous weirdness amd the apocalypse accidentally gets started in clivesdale instead of hatchetfield.
The entire time you have some hatchetfield characters who got stuck with the clivesdale characters constantly saying shit like 'this is why no one likes clivesdale. What's next, you gonna have a riot in your mall?' And similar shit that calls back to the other musicals and nightmare time. I just think that would be really funny imo.
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FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE
go get fucked
you fucking
LOSERS
and we’ll kill you!!!!!!
kill
your
ass
Fuuuck youuu Cliiivesdale
GOOOO
GET
F u c k e d
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Hatchetfield fans (me) only have one joke and that joke is fuck Clivesdale.
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Hatchetfield AU where everyone is just chilling and nothing bad happens. I call it Clivesdale
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The reoccurring joke about how Hatchetfield cares more about the Nighthawks losing to the Clivesdale Chemists than they do about a double homicide feels like a Welcome to Nightvale joke.
Like, "Hatchetfield suffered a devastating loss. A loss to the Clivesdale Chemists. But dont worry, we'll get 'em next year" "in other news, two Hatchetfield High students have been brutally murdered" could have been said almost verbatim by Cecil.
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the headcanon that the people in clivesdale don't have a damn clue that everyone in hatchetfield hates them to death is so funny to me
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