Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.
Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.
Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.
Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.
The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.
Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.
Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.
The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.
Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.
Turns out 2022 was really the "find out" year. It took a while but I'm loving this season finale so far.
Erica Lafferty, daughter of the principle killed in the Sandy Hook shooting has a GoFundMe to raise money to fund her medical care in fighting a rare form of cancer.
Erica Lafferty needs to raise money despite winning a huge lawsuit against living piece of shit Alex Jones who profited for years in denying the shooting happened because Alex Jones is doing his absolute most to make sure no one sees a penny of the money he owes them (and has openly laughed on air about this, claiming there’s no money whilst transferring it between various shell companies (luckily he is very bad at this and lawyers seem to be finding a lot of these shells with relative ease)) Everything is currently caught up in his bankruptcy hearings. Who knows how long it will take for that all to resolve.
No one should need to raise money to pay for healthcare. Fuck that noise. But I am so angry that Alex fucking Jones owes her enough money to fund her treatment nine hundred and fifty times over. And instead she has to set up a GoFundMe.
Fuck Alex Jones, fuck the US healthcare system and fuck cancer.
(also I'm really glad the lawyers are getting paid like they should. These lawyers have put up with so much harassment and bullshit to bring this case and see it through. Chris Mattei literally had Alex Jones put a bounty on his head asking his followers to murder him over Jones' fuck up. But they fucking stood strong by these families and saw that they got the justice they fucking deserve. They deserve every Penny and Jones can rot.)
iCarly introduces the concept of "karma party", where you celebrate your enemies falling in disgrace exclusively as a consequence of their own actions, and I think we should be holding more of those now that we're in the Find Out arch. We got Elon Musk, Andrew Tate and Alex Jones to celebrate. Anyone else to add to the list?