#fuck AAA i stg

[mysticrosethedork]

Forget high skill floors and people who say "git gud".

I wanna know how many people are turned away from the medium after seeing the Ad shows and finding absolutely nothing worth playing except for the people who were gracelessly shooed off the stage after rightfully winning an award who wanted to talk about their dead colleague.

I wanna see who gets turned away by people who are absolutely ashamed to be in the medium they claim to enjoy after putting nothing but celebrity actors and fucking muppets in something that's supposed to be about videogames.

I wanna see who gets turned away by the entire surface level landscape being nothing but "look how much money i put into this account lol, i puke rainbows as an emote!" and correctly getting a shitty first impression of a community dominated by rich, actually elitist assholes.

[ches-nogat]

I AM GOING INSANE. rant in the tags

link to webtoon series

[cryptid-on-a-string]

I’m going fucking insane batshit psycho killing violence mode (I was supposed to have a virtual interview today at 3:30, my interviewer didn’t show up, then emailed me to say he’s rescheduling it for 4:45 when I was so mentally ready to have it at the original time and now he’s thrown me off my rhythm)

[tempkiriri]

Tiger & Bunny Week (Day 1)

Technically I'm late but uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

April 2: Favorite Character, Episode, Movie, and/or Song

Most people seem to be doing them all, but I'll be skipping movie since there's only 2 of them.

Favourite Character:

MY CRINGEFAIL SON IVAN!!!! I relate to him immensely, even his dynamic with Edward I'd say I can somewhat relate to with someone in my life. It's uncanny. He tries his best to be outgoing but anxiety and self esteem issues sure are fucking bitches, so he can only really do it behind a mask. Even in S2 whilst his whole outlook may have taken a bit of a rollback, that's honestly realistic, not everyone can just keep marching and continuously improving themselves, there are setbacks and holes you can fall into at times. I wish we knew more about his personal life beyond his backstory of getting bullied as a child + what vague stuff we have of his hero academy days, a lot of heroes suffer from this, however. His passion for his hobbies is also just like me. He's cringe but he is free, just like many of us wish to be. Runner up is Keith I love the Autistic dog man

Favourite Episode:

I gotta go with Sky's The Limit. The title is a very OH GEE WHOS FOCUS EPISODE IS THIS kind but genuinely it doesn't prepare you for the content. There's a wholeass lore drop, an intense fight scene with a robot, and of course Keith being Keith. It also puts into focus just how much pressure heroes are put under when it comes to the rankings, and second place apparently not being enough for Poseidon Line is a very corporate reality. It's go big or go home. The ending is also like OH MY GOD IM CRYING???? Like, we know Cis isn't very capable of behaving like a human, but Keith doesn't realise she's not human at all, he treats her as any other person and falls harder than an anvil for her despite their short time in contact. It makes me think that Cis had a potential to be something, someone more than she was initially made for. And these two are a bit of a guilty pleasure ship that me and like 2 other people in the west side seem to ship and yes I will be taking those "Keith is still lowkey in love with her even in S2 era" crumbs thank you-

Favourite Song:

Oh shit this is where it gets tricky. I have so many, so I'll split it into categories:

OP: Earth Diver ED: Pilot Character Song: GHHHAAAAAA DONT MAKE ME CHOOOOOSE Other supplementary Song: Orion Wo Nazoru Hero Cover

I can't really put to words for Earth Diver, but I really like how it starts and kinda soothes you into the song before it really kicks. The lyrics are also very passionately sung.

I really like the calmer tone of Pilot and even though the explicitness of the shippyness isn't as heavy as Aida, the subtlety honestly fits them more. The credits themselves are also just beautiful; the visual aspect of them hits immensely hard in ep 14 especially since you saw what could happen to their suits in the fight the episode prior, and they're both no longer in their prime. Closing it out as they stare at the sunset makes me emotional and Proud Fiesta I love you but goddamn why did you return for Episode 25 that was a fucking mood killer I stg.

I love a lot of the character songs, with the ones from Best Of Hero very enjoyable romps, especially Mikirezakura and Thanks and Thanks Again, the energy these two songs have makes you wanna coreograph something. Some other highlights are POWER OF JUSTICE and Aaa Hero Suit. (Also Hidden Heroism actually kinda sucks it tries to be Mikirezakura 2 and thus loses out on an identity of its own which is very disappointing).

I love the harmony of the heroes cover of Orion, I can really picture them all in recording booths singing next to each other...who's the cheering guy, though? I've listened to this cover so many times and the line the cheering guy seemingly sings just sounds like Hirata's Kotetsu, I don't get it. I get wanting to balance the lyrics between groups and characters evenly but that was an awkward way to do it.

[fabbyf1]

HI UH

just wanted to say I’ve been so excited ever since I saw you started writing a Dando fic. They are my favourite pairing along lestappen (obvi) and holy fuck ur writing is so good what.

IM SO HYPE TO READ AAA I LOVE THEM

I’ll comment on ao3 when I do read ofc, but since I’m like still figuring out tumblr I havnt yet gone through your blog and interacted yet so I just wanted to say hi!! I’m very excited and I hope you’re doing well 🥰

Sincerely ~

the reader who made a firstborn pact w you in the comment section under one of your other fics bc your writing is insane i stg 🩷

OMG HI BESTIEEEEE I'VE MISSED YOU!!!

I'm so glad you love dando too!!! DANDO NATION RISE!!!!!!!

I really hope you like it!!!!

[diondecarnate]

me every second of every moment since i got my nose pierced: hnngg nose iechy 

[saetoshis]

bruh???(?(??((?;??((??; /pos

・✶ ｡ﾟsae-nii thinks it’s amusing how his brother thinks that he knows your body better.

♱ warnings — f!reader, stepcest, use of sae-nii + rin-nii, fingering, consensual vouyerism, all characters written 22+ / note. hewo !!! omigosh i was losing my mind while i was writing this im so not normal about both of them <3

coming home for occasions was always something special, to see both of your stepbrothers in the same home — returning back from overseas and travelling with their respective teams to spend time with their family, to spend time with you.

you were surprised at how easily rin and sae had let you in, warmed up to you despite their otherwise cold exteriors and you couldn’t deny the pride it made swell and burst along your skin. you were so good for them afterall, and they took such good care of you that you couldn’t help the eager anticipation that seemed to take over you when you’d meet them both in the living room after so long.

but family visits came with their fair share of fights ofcourse, mostly over you — their pretty little step sister as they both eagerly demanded your attention, in both mind and in body.

you still had a few hours before your parents came home afterall, doing some last minute errands to arrange dinner and other ridiculous things for their kids. which was more than enough time for the brothers to play with their food, to toy with you and your body.

rin was the needier of the two, more protective whereas sae was rougher, a little meaner, more intimidating. it shows in the way the youngest pulls you down onto the couch, onto his lap and against his chest as soon as he notices the way his brothers eyes trail along your figure — like a feral animal defending its own food, you, being the food they were both set on devouring.

you melt into him so eagerly as your back presses against his chest, instinctively wrapping your thighs around his own while the tension in the room blankets the three of you — making you feel suddenly too warm when sae props his head up against his fist.

“you’re such a child.” your older brother drawls as he sends you a dark look from across the room when rin’s head hooks along your shoulder — holding his brothers gaze as his hands graze and palm their way along your figure. but the way your thighs seem to spread wider as he touches you, eagerly makes him feel lightheaded, his heavy cock twitching against your lower back before he presses into you and he thinks he’s about to fucking pass out at the first, needy throb.

“you can watch. i’ll show you that you’re only lukewarm.” rin hisses back his retort at sae, he was always more open about how jealous he is, but his brother let’s him — riles him up to see his reactions because he thinks it’s better for you that way.

you feel rin’s fingers trace quickly underneath the waistband of your leggings, his movements urgent and quick as he clicks his tongue — lips tracing along your neck as he strokes softly along the damp fabric of your panties. exploring your intimate skin as he sucks on his lower lip to silence a low groan when your thighs twitch, his fingers brushing over your puffy clit.

“rin-nii, i need more.. missed you.” you drawl, his breathing fans along your neck and his lips curl when you shudder into him, feeling them press against the dip of your shoulder when his fingers finally ease past the thin fabric. but the look sae sends you at the pretty little tone your voice takes is dangerous, finally breaking his eye contact with his brother to take in the sight of you instead.

“i know.” rin goads with the first pet of his fingers through your folds, drinking in the twitch of your thighs and the muffled whimper that slips from your lips when he collects your slick, trailing it up to ease the first roll of your clit. “know your body best, ‘ts mine.” he breathes deep and you hear a snort come from the other side of the room as your oldest brother readjusts himself in his seat — ignoring the ache in his cock as it longs to have his little stepsister wrapped around it.

“you’re wasting precious time.” sae’s tone is carefully neutral despite the want that warms his bones, he knows he could treat you better — work you until you’re putty and pliant for him, but he’ll be patient. he’ll wait until you’re reaching and begging for him to touch you instead, just so he can see the irritation on rin’s features when he wins.

but because it’s rin, his brothers teasing only makes him even more eager as he watches your hips twist under his touch, making him press down on the sensitive bud harder before he’s finding a pace and rubbing at you with two fingers.

you push yourself closer into rin’s chest with every sinful flick of his wrist, whimpering needily against his body and it’s almost like you’re begging him not to stop knowing your oldest brother is drinking in every lewd expression.

sae’s drinking in the way your lips part to moan when he watches his brother finally sink his fingers into your pussy — hearing him groan when he’s not met with much resistance and he knows that even though it’s not him touching you, you still feel him there. hes watching his own step sisters body melt under his brothers touch and it’s intoxicating, so much so that he feels like his ears are ringing with the first sweet little babble from your lips.

“see, rin-nii knows what you need.” rin groans against the shell of your ear as he brings your attention back to him, his tone wavering with the weight of his arousal and the way your leaning into his cock, because oh fuck he wants to absolutely ruin you for anyone else.

he wants to make you completely his when he takes a slow, languid handful of your breast through your shirt, and grins when he realises you’ve decided to go without a bra tonight, rolling and twisting at the sensitive peaks as you whimper and his eyes narrow at his brother once more.

the atmosphere in the room is heavy and it’s almost eerily quiet despite the quiet hisses from rin as he mumbles under his breath. but they’re only making the slick between your legs intensify, making it easier for him to sink his fingers into your tight walls — pressing them against the swollen, sensitive spots inside of you with every eager twist of his wrist.

your clit is getting puffier, more swollen with each graze of his palm against it and he can’t help but pull out of your cunt to rub your slick around it, so sensitive to his touch as he shows you just why he should be your favourite brother.

but sae knows you’re close because he’s so used to that sweet little sound, if it was him touching you right now you wouldn’t have lasted seconds under his touch. but he’ll humour his brother for now — leaning back into his chair as he palms at his cock, cocking his head with a carefully blank expression as he takes in more of you, soon it’ll be his turn.

but the oldest brother knows you, he knows exactly how to have you where he needs you so he waits until your moans rack up a pitch before he speaks — before he steals all of your attention from rin as he gives himself to you completely.

“so pretty for me, sweetheart. let sae-nii hear you cum.” and that’s when he gets you, when sae gets you to babble out his name, a sweet little sae-nii as you cum and rin spits out a curse before he’s pushing himself against you, keeping the pressure on your pussy and tits as he drinks in your next languid moan of his fucking brothers name.

your thighs snap around his wrist as he licks into your mouth with such an intensity that makes you gasp—knuckles trembling where they grab and dig into his forearm as he digs your orgasm out of you, swallowing your sounds and pushing his own name back between your lips as your pussy pulses around his digits.

rin works you until you’re whimpering from overstimulation and the irritated look he sends sae only makes the eldest stand from his spot before he approaches, a whisper of a smirk on his lips as he looks over your already spent figure.

“take them off and then move.” he spits as he finally meets his brothers pointed gaze, indifferent despite the intimidating aura that radiates off of him in waves — not that he cares, he’s come to claim his prize afterall. but then he brings himself to your level as he lets his palm rest against your cheek, swiping across the skin to bring your lidded, drowsy gaze to him.

“its my turn and i’ll show him the real mess i can make of you, sweetheart.”

© 2022 garoujo. please do not copy any of my layouts or writing and translate or repost onto any other sites.

[livlaughlove69420]

Aaa idk if u take requests or if their open but if u do sum for obanai and sanemi? (Separately)

YESSS okok RELATIONSHIP HCS HERE I GO

🐍OBANAI🐍

THIS MAN IS A SIMP, he will never admit it but you are the only thing on his mind. He admires you more them anything and sees you as his world.

He is the type to give you pretty rocks, like he will come up to you with a pretty wrapped pouch and give you all his crystals and rocks.

He is a amazing listener, he is also very observant so he knows alot about you. He values everything you say and hangs on every word.

He is quiet but will only open up slightly around you, he will only tell you how he truly feels about anything.

He would do anything for you, he can almost never say no to you. He wod sacrifice everything for you.

🌬SANEMI🌬

FUCKING TSUNDERE ASS- He is so mean to you at first I stg

He will literally do ANYTHING to impress you, he always has to one ip someone else infront of you.

He follows you around everywhere, you need to rum an errand? He can come. You are on a mission? He should protect you!

He goes feral if anyone ever hurt you, he would not hesitate to cut a bitch.

He is a horny mf and will definitely jack off to you, sorry I don't make the rules

Secretly a great listener, he will act as if he isn't them buy you that bracelet you mentioned once 5 weeks ago-

UNDER APPRECIATED BOIS

[chaemoa]

Txt confession I’m a pussy so anon

I have always fought myself on sexualizing the boys. But I’m honestly so attracted to all of them it’s ridiculous.

Like if I’m horny it’s because of them. If it happens without thinking, my thoughts 100% are on one of the members. Those dreams? Yup.

My hottest fantasy with Soobin is him being the opposite of his gentle giant self… being aggressive and condescending with me and roughly fucking me however he wants I also am obsessed with his giant hands. And we all know soob has a giant dick so there’s that

With Kai it’s the same. Always the opposite troupes. Watching his eyes go dark and showing me a side he never shows anyone. Choking, degrading + Kai smirk aaa. Him knowing exactly how bad I want him and what he does too me . And it gets way worse when I think about his wide shoulders and chest. Mega size kink over here man😓

Beomgyu gets me all sorts of too much stg. Like we have obviously all seen this man. He’s too gorgeous.. His hands… his shoulders have changed so much . His deep voice. I have a mega thing for like voices and hands. And I Beomgyu as a dom… bruhhh imaging those hands of his around my throat wahhhh. Daegu accent shoots me dead every time.

And TAEHYUNNNNNN dummification all the way. Treating me the a ragdoll and overstimulating me and just enjoying being in control of me pbbbb what am I saying

With Yeonjun it’s always soft stuff but I would imagine he’s goo with his hips and finger lmaooo

Did I just use this to rant because I’ve never talked about this before. Yes. yes I did. Sorry ✌️

😩😩😩✋

you might actually be on to something… i find that so hot how soobin and hueningkai can be the complete opposite of themselves with their intimate bedroom behavior doing a whole three sixty from their normal behavior. and the best thing about it only you will know that side of them. ughhh as a soobin bias(i love all five equally i just want to have a bias) i want everything you said to myself. his big strong hands chocking me spanking me making me suck on them. soobin can literally make me come undone for him with just his fingers. about his pinga size yeeesss i always said he has the biggest in the group *no rules🤤🤤*

hueningkai thats such a huge turn on for me. from his bubbly personality to meandom kai.. imo we dont appreciate dom hueningkai enough. ive always been one to say i dont see him as just a sub none of them members actually. but for sweet baby hueningkai to be such a dom in bed knowing what the whole situation does to you. hyuka will also he the type to tease you openly in the public but not in an explict sense more in away of that he can easliy mask with his cuteness so nobody really actually knows that hes being dirty😩

beomgyu makes me feel all types of foreign thoughts and things as well. hes teasing will most definitely follow him in the bedroom as well. like i said this mf lives to tease and thats not going to change just because hes making you feel good. if anything thats the highlight of his day if none of the members were up to his teasing shenanigans that day he will take it out all on you during intimacy(consensual of course) mm beomgyu telling you every little thing hes going to do to you in his daegu accent ANONNIE STOP CAUSE NOOOO THATS HOT AF. edging you to the point of tears and wanting just one orgasm but him telling you no and explaining to you in that sexy daegu accent with his voice a few octaves lower than normal 💦💦

I WOULD LITERALLY BECOME SUCH A WHORE FOR THIS TAEHYUN🥺🥺. LETTING HIM NOT ONLY MANHANDLE ME BUT OVERSTIMULATE ME AS WELL. IMAGINE LAYING ON YOUR BACK BUT TAEHYUN GOT YOUR KNEES UP TO YOUR HEAD ALL WHILE HES PLOWING INTO YOU NOT STOPPING JUST FORM HIM TO FLIP YOU OVER ONTO YOUR KNESS TO CONTINUE HIS MINISTRATIONS ALL WHILE PULLING YOUR HAIR😩😩

yeah yeonjun will have his soft days where he’ll give you exactly what you want when you want. have you seen the way this man moves his hip he don even have to be trying hard and his hip movements will still be top tier. so imagine all the hip rolling and grinding he’ll be doing during intamacy🤤🤤. YOU CAN NOT TELL ME THAT YEONJUN DONT HAVE TOP TIER TECHNIQUE. as for fingering i see him including that an intimacy as well but mainly during when you both are cuddled up watching a movie or something and he just starts fingering you but either way youre not one to complain

i would love to hear more of your thoughts anonnie. hehe ive never talked like this before either hahaha virginthings🥲

ANONNIE WE NEED TO TALK😩

chaesconfessionhours

[cognitosclowns]

PART TWO OF ROBOTUS TRYING TO FIND YOU A MATCH PLS!!! WHEN HE REALIZES ITS HIM AAAA DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IM JUST CRAVING ROBOTUS HCS

MNSMDNSD I GOT A COUPLE REQS FOR THIS SO <33 HERE WE GOOOOOOO

(original post here)

all sfw!!! just some Clownery

I MENTIONED SOME DETAILS IN THE TAGS BUT IM GONNA GO INTO A BIT MORE DETAIL

As any Self Respecting Genius AI, the first step is Making A Very Long List.

You've already narrowed it down to Someone In Cognito, right? (theres fuckton of levels at cognito,, so lets maybe put that at like,, 5000 ppl?? 10 000?? im not sure what number is realistic bc,,, we don't have blueprints-)

BUT you obviously don't,, interact with all those people, right? You've never even BEEN in the Kaiju Research Department - so he can 86 all those. People you've talked about disliking, etc.

he narrows it down to a list of,, about 400 ppl, ranked most to least likely

(... yeah its a little biased. and by a little i mean a lot. Mostly because If You Had A Thing For fucking,, Chad In Biochem He Might Blow A Fuse Because You Could Do So Much Better)

AND FROM THERE, over the next few weeks he gets it down to 50< by keeping track of who you interact with the most!! He assumes that if you were interested in someone, you’d at least speak to them every few days, if not daily!!

he'll pop outta the woodwork every once in a while to,, give his best guess of the day.

'Quinn? They work in The Crypid Re-'

'Nope'

'... Am I at least getting closer?'

'If you figure it out, I'd be very surprised.'

'Are you insulting my intelligence? >:(('

'It isn't about your ~intelligence~, oh wise one. you just aren't gonna figure it out. Besides, it's never gonna be an answer you'll like (</3)'

'I'll like being right - Joseph Langat?'

's i g h'

If anybody asks why he cares so much, he's gonna claim boredom and/or pride. is that the truth?.... no

HE ABSOLUTELY GOES TO THE GANG ASKING FOR HELP AS,, THE LIST STARTS TO GET DOWN TO LIKE,, 20 PPL??

Does the gang know? ABSOLUTELY! are they gonna say Dick?? NOPE

its funny as hell watching him fumble around. He rarely,, doesn't know smth. Lots of room for teasing <3, trying to lead him towards the answer and trying not to crack up when He Just,, Can't Get It.

ANDRE REALLY DOES HIS BEST OKAY??

'Maybe you're going about this wrong - is there anyone they talk to every day without fail? Maybe, oh I don't know, someone they greet in the morning?'

'Well that doesn't help, the only person they do that to is me! Perhaps I need to backtrack...'

'... dude'

LISTEN EVENTUALLY MYC BREAKS HE FUCKING SNAPS HE CAN'T DO IT. ITS FUNNY BUT GOD ITS SO FRUSTRATING SEEING SOMEONE SO SMART BE SO DENSE. ONE DAY HE JUST,,

'holy shit, did you take a dip in the company pool and fry your fucking brain out? It's you. They've been making goo-goo eyes at you since August. How do you qualify as a sentient lifeform.'

LISTEN ALRIGHT THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU TWO,,, GOES ABOUT AS WELL AS YOU'D EXPECT. If you catch him in the hallway??

'Any luck?' while you two,, make your way along the front foyer. Why not see how far along he’s gotten?

'Well, Myc thought it would be very funny to suggest you were interested in me of all people - what a ridiculous idea. As if I'd miss something as obvious as that.'

'...'

BUDDY YOU'RE GONNA START HEARING FUCKING DIAL UP NOISES I STG. 

HOLY FUCK THIS IS LIKE PRIMATES LEARNING TO BANG ROCKS TOGETHER. HIS EXPRESSION JUST GETS,, MORE AND MORE CONFUSED?? His eyes are just,, bouncing back and forth between two points on the floor?? he looks almost pained by his own stupidity?

'Holding up?' please tease him. it’s good for your soul <3

'Aside from wanting to throw myself into the sea, I am... pleasantly surprised?'

'pleasantly? Then I guess you wouldn’t mind a date? Maybe hide down in the basement levels and make fun of people on the security cams?'

‘... ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ <3’

<333333 AAA IDK IF THIS IS WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND!!! THIS WAS VERY FUN TO WRITE EITHER WAY

[invincibleinck]

for the ask game!! 🎶 ⛔🦅🤭!!!! :)

It was a mistake to RB an ask game during a late shift I'm getting to these so late aAAAA sorry 😭 🎶 (Do you listen to music while you write? What song have you been playing on loop lately?) Umm yes and no. I can't listen to music WHILE typing or I get distracted, but music fills the dry spells between bursts of creativity. Right now I'm focusing on a KOTOR fic called Limerence and I have an angsty shippy playlist set up for inspiration.

��� (Do you have a fic you started, but scrapped?) Toooo many to count. On my current AO3 account nothing published is unfinished, just in-progress or on hiatus. Except for the Invincible stuff. That's never getting finished unfortunately. I like to joke that I faked my death over on my old account just to get away from people hassling me to finish shit. Had to go into the witness protection program I stg. Umm Tron-wise I have a lot of WIPS that aren't exactly scrapped but haven't been touched in a loooong time. (I'm sure you can relate 😭🤝) (Skipping the eagle one because two other people asked that in my box aaa <3)

🤭 (Do you have a favorite tag to use when posting your works?) People bash it now but I've always loved the "no beta we die like men". Classic. Some of its variations are fun too. Also I've always wanted to use the rare "fuck is a Star Wars swear word" tag and I finally got the chance with Limerence. "No plot just pain" is a go-to. "How does one apply first aid to an alien" from Ichor was fun.

TYSM FOR THE ASK REX you're the best ahh. Sorry for all the rambling.

[liberhoe]

JGDCBNBVCD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOYAAAAAAAA

can i do the random facts thing? some facts abt me: I can wiggle my ears, nose, and go cross eyed. I’m double jointed in my shoulder blades, which means i can pop them out(like a cat’s shoulder). I can eat an entire pizza by myself(i often do). and lastly, I can mimic people’s handwriting easily.

I know you’re a Nishinoya whore so I’m not trying to just say him but

Nishinoya

Whenever y’all are just chilling he’ll scoot over and be like “... can you do the ear thing?” And just lose his shit when you do it and then try it himself until he goes blue in the face.

100% orders 2 pizzas to see who can eat theirs faster and then y’all wonder why you feel sick bc being together cancels out any common sense you might have had 💀

He almost dislocates his shoulders trying to do your double jointed thing

[charmspoint]

Top 5 characters that live in your head rent free 🤔

For this ask meme

Oh god ONLY five??? GOOD QUESTION. This is gonna be hard to both decide on and rank fairly uhoh lets see, this ranking his shifty as hell depending on what I’m into atm obvs

5. Tsurugi Kamiya from Servamp

Does he look like a knock off Izaya? Yes. Is he? Very much no.

Tsurugi is like my no 1 reason for getting back into Servamp, I left right in the middle of his arc and I ;-; IS HE OKAY??? DID HE GET AWAY FROM TOUMA??? DID HE BECOME WRATHS EVE??? NOBODY TELL ME I’LL FIND OUT ON MY OWN.

Servamp was one of those shows where I didn’t really have a fav main character for a good while until this guy showed up. This guy is an absolute crazy little monster I can’t overemphasize on this, his coat is used as a fucking straight jacket I’m not even kiddin

You get introduced to him and he’s scary and terrifying because he’s so strong, like he’s one of those strongest in the series characters and since he and the heroes are on semi opposing sides he is a serious threat. So you get introduced to this guy who seems borderline crazy and feral and then...you get to see him goofing off with his two boyfriends and their kid and it’s just

The domesticity!!!!Look at it!!!! It’s so fucking cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, they are so cute together OT3 of C3 ftw, MY SON. Like Tsurugi had a horribly abusive childhood and was basically raised like an attack dog and his previous partner :) well he do be trying to seriously kill him don’t he. But look! He found his own little family he can be semi normal in!! Until is torn apart by his abusive adoptive father figure :D!!! I ABANDONED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT ARC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

im sorry this got so long on this particular character none of the others will be so long i just miss him TSURUGI ILL CATCH UP FOR YOU!!!! Maybe he should have been no 1 hbjhbjh fucking sleeper agents am i right

4. Izaya Orihara from Durarara

Ah yes, the og queen bitch. Has my taste for villains ever recovered from Izaya? No. If your villain isn’t at least a bit like Izaya I’m not interested. Durarara was one of my first serious fandoms and Izaya was the first character I ever wrote for and I think you can explain me as a person if you consider Izaya was my all time fav at 13. I can’t really say anything about Izaya that hasn’t been said thousands of times before, I love how goofy and overperformative he can be, I love how there’s so much in him once you crack him open, I love how good of a villain he is for a messy story such as DRRR, puppeteer villains are really a league of their own. We need more puppeteering twinks, maybe then I’d be more into villains yaknow.

3. Hawks from Boku no Hero Academia 

To no ones surprise!Him! I’ve been drifting off from BNHA recently what from catching bad case of JJK what from just reading n watching more other stuff and honestly that’s probably good because I’ve been into BNHA for a couple of years now as my main fandom and I really could have used a break. Not to say I don’t like BNHA anymore tbh I think right now BNHA is the best it’s ever been just ya know, drifting. That being said my love for Hawks will never die, god what a good boy and we got his backstory too aaa ;-;. BNHA was just like Servamp, something I liked but didn’t really have a fav character in until this random support character strolled in and won my heart. God I love how much we got on Hawks. He’s completely different from his initial impression and his unrelenting strive to do good despite being thrown from one horrible situation to the next is just ;-; HES SUCH A GOOD BOY. He’s selfless to a fault, literally putting everyone before himself and putting himself down for not being able to achieve more than is humanly possible I’m just ;-; I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY. He just makes my heart happy, he’s good and warm and hardworking and in a manga where trauma plays such a major role in so many characters it’s so good to see Hawks there, having been through three different types of hell and still coming out unnerving in his goodness. All I want for him is to have a good life and to one day be able to smile for real.

2. Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu Kaisen

Again no surprise since I’ve been so into jjk lately. Satoru is p high up rn cuz I’m mainly into JJK now but god knows where he will actually settle. He’s not even really my favorite character in the show, that goes to Inumaki, but this is a list of who I think about the most (tho all of these characters are either no 1 or no 2 for their shows) and boy my brother and foxy can tell you I’m constantly thinking about this bitch. I didn’t really care about him that much at the start but then I got to Hidden Inventory and OH BOY MUCH TO THINK ABOUT. Satoru is such a wonderfully complex character whos evolution you can clearly follow through the years. He’s under so much pressure as the strongest sorcerer to deal with everything and he has to operate in that system trying to change it for the better while at the same time trying to make sure his students arent sacrificed in the name of that change. He has a very goofy disposition but along side with Nanamin who’s a lot more explicit about it, it’s clear he cares about mental state of his students a whole lot. He knows this world is terrible and that the will come out of it with scars and that he can’t protect them from all of it, but he balances protecting and letting them grow as much as he can. They need to grow so jujutsu society can change after all, but they also need to be protected so they don’t fuckin die before that can happen. This is without all the many many opinions I have on Hidden Inventory and SatoSugu as a whole, how they influenced each other, how differently they reacted to their shared trauma (Funny how everyone on this list is fuckin traumatized) and what resulted from it. How their fucking love story is dramatic enough to be a Shakespeare play. Also I like it when he’s long and goofy ahahah

1. Chuuya Nakahara from Bungou Stray Dogs

Not to objectify men on main but I couldn’t choose a picture 

If there is ever a day when I don’t go feral over Chuuya I’ll probably be dead. He not only lives in my head rent free he owns the place.

HES SO UNDERUSED.

BSD has such a great setup with Chuuya, like he’s ex partners with the mentor of the main character who got betrayed and abandoned when the mentor left shared evil organization. Sounds like grounds for drama right? YOUD THINK SO. Like Chuuya and Dazai have such a great and interesting dynamic and you can feel how strained it is from the distance and betrayal and they bicker and fight as their defining relationship trait BUT there is such a strong underlying trust to all the fighting. These two trust each other with their whole lives and that hasn’t changed despite everything, despite how much time has passed and how much that trust had been tested. So you’d think he’d be an important character :) HES STUCK IN SUPPORT HONESTLY HES STUCK IN BACKGROUND UNLESS HES NEEDED TO DO SOMETHING COOL AAAAAA. Chuuya is literally one of a kind, I’ve never seen a character with such a good design and such an cool power and such an interesting relationship to one of the main characters and such a love and support from the fandom BE SO UTERLLY AND COMPLETLY WASTED. Even when we get Chuuya scraps they rarely build on relationship he has in canon but just throw in new random ones at him (tho that’s a broader problem of Kafka throwing new characters at the plot instead of developing the one he already has really). We get a hint of a cool fight with him? Completely cut out, More often then not it just feels like he is benched because he’s so damn strong there would just be no plot tension if he went in and broke some heads (which is also a problem with Satoru, guys stop writing op characters if you’ll just put em on the bus aaa). Anyway he’s completly and utterly wasted by the plot.

And it’s such a waste because he’s such a good character. Like he’s a member if the villain organization and is obviously by that very vicious and violent but also so empathetic and kind to people he considers his friends. He and Dazai have the brawn and brain thing going on and stg Chuuya is like the only brawn I can think of that is classier then their brain. Look at how this guy dressed, he’s high class gay, hat, choker, coat, gloves, he is bringing in the looks. I love how he can actually be completely calm and rational and put together but then put him with Dazai and it’s back to ‘we are 15 and we will scream out heads off at each other’, they are so childish. 

Anyway I love Chuuya he deserves to be treated better and I will never stop screaming about Chuuya ever

[hanjisungz-remade]

aaa i hope libero plays echo going on from now if she's still meta (but with cree widow back im not sure :0) also me too,,, im tired of *net's shit so im just gonna,,, support from a far :)) also did u see titan's new roster 👀 it's... interesting like idk any of them but we'll see this weekend - fleta anon

yea i feel like she will still be played sometimes but definitely not as much as last week, especially bc of widow and mcree being back but i stg if libero doesn’t get more play time i will riot,,,,, ugh yea like i went through the turmoil of produce seasons 1,2 and x and i still see their sneaky editing techniques to make some teams look really good when they weren’t and others look bad when they weren’t (not gonna go into it bc i don’t wanna get hate but yea 🤧) i’ve been trying not to watch but i just don’t have anything else so i end up just putting it on 😪

skjfhkjdshf omg yea i know fuck all about the players but,,,, idk with the stuff happening on justice that game is gonna be Interesting to say the least 🤔

[jlf23tumble]

Happy birthday to Lauren!

What is it with all these Virgos, amirite??? Birthday upon birthday, and I’m actually in Seattle at the mo, so I sort of rushed this off before I went and queued it up to run while I was out...fingers crossed all hell hasn’t broken loose, rendering this post the dude with the pizza gif, lmao. 

@kingsofeverything, I hope you’re having a luxurious birthday weekend, soaking up some well-deserved love, pizza gif man be damned! My post for you is merch related because I know how much you all-caps LOVE dot IT. And I’ve done a ton of merch posts in the past, but this one’s focused on things you can--nay, SHOULD--buy, like, tomorrow (alas, no beer koozie...yet). Before we dive deeper, I feel like it’s my civic duty to tell you that this item is back on the market, Amazon says only 14 left, run, don’t walk, I stg Zayn is holding my remote together through sheer force of tape magic:

What other wonders await you? More under the cut!

Let’s start where all lazy people start, Amazon, and spoiler alert, this game is one and fucking DONE, as soon as you know Niall’s a Virgo, you’re halfway to the backstage pass that IS this game’s ultimate goal (still, fun to do whilst drunk):

I feel like this is a cursed image because it has the vibe of “this is what you see when you wake up from a coma in some kind of fever-hell dream,” but maybe throw this fluffy blanket version in the trunk?? Surprise the AAA guy?

There’s a special place in Pasadena that plays Christian rock versions of One Direction songs, but this one’s probably a similar way to recreate the experience...and for one dollar (assuming you can’t find it on YouTube)!

I can’t even imagine how deep a dive you need to go in merch territory to want to wake up to an olde timey alarm clock with the C Suite of the Crayola team, but you have the option:

The best part of this terrible item? It got a one-star review...because the "artist” who created it didn’t even put this terrible image on it, there’s a full group shot instead, the horror for that particular harrie!

Okay, now that you’ve seen the worst, let’s take a look at the best, and Etsy’s where it’s at, support these guys! And if I were a better person, I would have saved their URLs, but I didn’t, so just type Louis Tomlinson in the search bar...you don’t have to go further than two pages deep to get this gold, yessss, Louis finally joins the ranks of Harry and Drake in the car air freshener trifecta:

I would love to see this hanging up in someone’s fancy house, some faceless spank-hands abstract ART:

I still call bullshit on this, but whatevs, this is cute, and I love it, along with every single pin up on Etsy, my GOD, are people creative up in that piece:

I legit love that this is for sale in the year of our lorde 2019, but you, too, can ironically enjoy all kinds of related merch, much like Harry Styles and his mom kink vintage shirts:

I wish I had more time to do more, but I hope you had an amazing day regardless, Lauren!! Thanks for all your hard fic-pimp work! You’re an inspiration!!

[thatforgottenbasilisk]

ok so

im gonna be making commentary as i watch

adding to this post as i go

this is tagged with spoilers, if youve seen the ep already feel free to go below the cut

can Audrey not be a bitch for 5 minutes pls

Adrien!!! Kagami!!! Marinette!!!

also LUKANETTE KISS ON CHEEK RED ALERT RED ALERT

have i mentioned that gabriel has one of my favorite transformations? tied for first w/t chloe and adrien

fencing with ladles i love it

i would like to reiterate the first point

although the “cloak” just looks like a shirt for two people. it also looks stupid

Mari!!! has!!!! good!!!! hair!!!!

three blind mice more like three blind boxes

wtf is nathalie doing

mr gorilla just knockin down all the food. no respect. at the same time, fuck audrey bourgeois

MARI’S HAIR IS DOWN I REPEAT MARI’S HAIR IS DOWN

WTF IS “PHASE 2″

nathalie why you so sus

adrien you KEEP playin that piano honestly ur doin great sweetie ily

kagami and adrien. why you do this to me. both of you. kagadrinette is my heart and soul

have i mentioned that im a total multishipper?? yeah

their faces??? dont??? line up??? at all???

ew. the worst akuma

I DONT LIKE IT NO NO NO GET THAT ABOMINATION OFF MY GODDAMNED SCREEN

so its just eating people??? kinda lame. 2/10 unoriginal get better ideas hawky (nothing on the writers they probably have a plan for this THING)

Nathalie!!! you dont have to do this!!!! stop endangering yourself!!!

all of you better get one cone together i stg

orange and peppermint???? DISGUSTANG

ok ok i get it now

kagami is orange, adrien is peppermint, mari is blackberry

GET THAT THREE SCOOP SUNDAE YOU LITTLE SHITS OR I WILL BE VERY UPSET

YASS BITCH YOU GO MARIIIIII GET THAT THREE SCOOP SUNDAE

stop getting self-conscious just GET THE GOT DAMN THREE SCOOP SUNDAE

nO THAT IS ILLEGAL MARINETTE

THE THREE SCOOP SUNDAE IS ALIVE IN MY HEART

andre looks about as upset as i am

why the fuck. do you do this. to me. to you. to everyone. marinette honestly this could’ve all been avoided if you just got the three scoop sundae

nooo dont be sad kagami and adriennn

you made yourself cry bitch

i just noticed that AUDREY HAS FUCKING SIDEBURNS I DONT LIKE ITTTT

poor nathalie

oh no. i see ur plan. oh no

WHY IS IT SUDDENLY IN UKRAINIAN

ok english is back everything is fine

poor nathalie

AAA NO GABRIEL WHY YOU STALKINNNN

(ik exactly why ur stalkin. pls dont)

hey Ladybug i think you were followed

FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK

ladybug: cockblocking since 2019

did you srsly pick kagami so you could get her out of a situation you put her into purposely

AAAAAAA KAGAMI YOU WONDERFUL SOULLLLL

kagami ily

YASS MASTER FU TRANSFORMATIONNNN

no sequence lol

the music! is so! intense!!!

woah

master fu speaking some TRUTHS

aww chloeeeee

no more m’lady????

aww chloeeeee

poor bby

hoe dont do it

oh my god

chloe you bitch

i do not like chloe right now

her whole redemption arc down the drain

mostly

kagami has frecklesssss

kagadriennn yass all we need now is marinette

LUKANETTE! LUKANETTE! LUKANETTE!

the animation for this episode is fucking divine

the miracle queen commentary will be on another post