#fuck ! that ! old ! man ! ! !

[creepypapervamp]

I love that everyone keeps saying "fuck that old man" and the old man they are referring to is the youngest main character on the show

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Paul Newman (Paris Blues, A New Kind of Love)—those blue eyes! that cleft chin, that jawline! plus his company makes that really good organic salad dressing!!!!!

Christopher Plummer (The Sound of Music)—you can't tell me your sexual awakening was NOT this man staring julie andrews down in a dark garden somewhere in 1940s austria

This is round 2 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[bratpidd]

“Interview with the Vampire” S2 trailer // “Perforated Heart” by Eric Bogosian

[twink-frank]

old man daniel is really separating the real old man fuckers from the people who are simply attracted to men who arent 23. Will you fuck that 70 something year old??? do it. dont be a coward.

[justbusterkeaton]

I can remember if I’ve posted this edit on here before, but here it is again anyway. For the purposes of propaganda for Buster’s entry in @hotvintagepoll

Buster Smiles and Laughs in the Roscoe Arbuckle films

Music: When You’re Smiling by The Benny Goodman Trio

[starsarefire824]

“You’re fond of me.”

“Don’t flatter yourself. Humans get fond of anything. I’m fond of a particular rat that stares at me from the fire escape sometimes.”

A scene from my favorite Armandaniel fic a haunting just for company by @valkyrisms

[stinkyfartgirl]

compilation of fuck that old man

[gayregina]

I am willing to bet real money that Armand was watching the interview of Daniel on his iPad with wide eyes and occasionally kicking his feet, trying to pretend he isn’t aroused because he hates this guy🙄

[alernun]

Some of my favorite Daniel/Armand banter-as-foreplay in my "How Daniel Was Turned" fic. Check it out here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57415162

[undead-knick-knack]

Could've made a version of this with Ashton

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Jeremy Brett (My Fair Lady)—"...he was beautiful. A strange adjective to use in describing a man. I use it not to suggest effeminacy or a kind of male prettiness, but in the same way I would use it to describe a throughbred stallion, Michelangelo's David or Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue. There was with Jeremy Huggins [Brett's non- stage name] a perfection and sublime symmetry in his features that was beautiful." [quote from "Bending the Willow" by David Stuart Davies]

Gene Kelly (Singin’ in the Rain, An American in Paris, The Pirate)—It’s hard to know where to start with Gene Kelly because he did so, so much, of such a high quality, from the ballet scenes in “An American in Paris” to the classy suave movie star act of “Singin’ in the Rain” to the incredibly camp, sexy “The Pirate”. He just never stopped finding cool ways to do things and he’s just brilliant to watch, especially when he’s dancing, but even when he’s doing drama or being silly! He’s one of those guys who could genuinely do it all and just radiates charisma through the screen, literally an #icon in every sense of the word.

This is round 4 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Jeremy Brett propaganda:

"according to critic Kenneth Tynan a 'too beautiful' Hamlet."

“Please take my humble offering of propaganda for bisexual icon ✨️Jeremy Brett✨️ and his early career!"

"he’s such a himbo sunshine boy in my fair lady"

“not technically propaganda because it won’t let me save the images but just found out my bi king jeremy brett played patroclus https://www.jeremy-brett.fr/crbst_183.html and also apparently dorian gray in the 60s and basil hallward in the 70s?? range.”

"...as a dashing D'Artagnan in The Three Musketeers (1966/67) (Duelling is no problem! XD)”

“dropping to sleep - Jeremy is far too handsome to play d'art and also too tall, lol”

Gene Kelly propaganda:

"he was genuinely kind and supportive to judy garland when she was going through a rough time. she was having heavy trauma/addiction responses in 'Summer Stock' which led to her being late all the time and being too scared to come on set, and he actually faked twisting his ankle to distract everyone from her and give her some time off! so yeah, maybe he was a hardass, but when his friend needed him he was 100% there for her, and I think that's worth noting."

[bratpidd]

“Interview with the Vampire” S2E5 // “Mall” by Eric Bogosian

[nillamoonstar]

Armand literally spitting onto Daniel's face and telling him he's just a hole....

thinking

thinking

thinking MANY thoughts

[landrinha]

Assad Zaman you're so dear to me

The interview:

[apothe-roses]

Kinktober 2024

Day 13: Teacher/Student | modern!Otto Hightower x reader

Word Count: 164

With a deep breath, you knock on Professor Hightower’s door.

“Enter,” you hear him call through the thick, wooden door. You slowly open the door with a loud creak. Professor Hightower looks up from the paper he’s grading.

“You’re late.” You could hear the stern disappointment in his voice. 

“Professor Orwyle’s lecture ran over,” you explain, setting your bookbag on the couch. Professor Hightower doesn’t respond, only gesturing for you to come forward with his fingers. You walk around the dark oak desk, coming to his side. 

“Are you going to fail me?” you ask quietly.

“Of course not, dear,” Professor Hightower responds. “But you will need to do some…extra credit to get back in my good graces.”

He pushes back from the desk. You know what he wants. 

You crawl under the desk, tucking yourself against the side as he resumes his earlier position. You go to undo his belt, then his trousers. 

He sighs deeply when you take him between your lips.