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PARTNERS : @wonder-in-wings | @mortemoppetere | @eldritchaccident TIMING : Early December. LOCATION : A shed in the Pines. SUMMARY : Burrow and Parker go to a secret shed to discuss their plans. Emilio and Teddy interrupt. Payback is a bitch. WARNINGS : Drug manipulation (mention), domestic abuse (mention), eye trauma (mention), alcoholism, unsanitary
The steam rising from the cup felt pleasant on Burrow’s nose. Well, the thing that was her “nose,” molded by the glamour encasing her. She took a sip of her tea: black with a squirt of lemon and a spoonful of honey. It was not as good as the honey from Nectarfell; an unfortunate nostalgia she could not remove. She could barely remember the taste now, just left with the knowledge that the honey from the human store was lacking somehow. It lingered on her tongue longer than necessary before she swallowed. It filled her with warmth, which was much needed as the air grew colder. She hated the winter months. It killed her parasites and made her tendrils slow to help. But she would continue to push through, for their sake. It was the reason why she found herself there, in the woods with a killer of her kind. Necessary uneases to be the proper protector she was made to be. 
Burrow was familiar with winter’s slow embrace of death, but the ways of ironmongers were not as clear. Of course, she had heard the nightmares they bring, as all fae children did. But it was always through the eyes of others, not her own. She watched the man curiously. The binds on him were strong and firm; she could feel how they writhed around his neck. But still, she wondered, what would he do without them? Where would he strike first? Would it be quick? Would he watch her bleed out? What would be done of her body? She would see it, eventually, done to another. Her morbid curiosity sated through another necessary unease. She would have it readily, the same as the mediocre honey. She took another sip. 
“There it is.” Burrow pointed to the dilapidated shed. It was easily missed, appearing as another collection of shrubs and moss amongst the wild floor. It had been claimed by nature, but since she was a being of pure nature, she knew it would not mind her use. Not that she would let it stop her. It would serve her just as any. “We can discuss more... sensitive matters in there.” A vagueness she knew he would understand. 
The writhing mass of insects taking a temporary human shape wasn’t the only being that walked along in the forest that day that would rather have not been out there. Parker also disliked cold weather, even as it was being staved off periodically by each sip of the hot drink in his hands - white Earl Grey with… he wasn’t sure. Bergamot oil. Something citrus-y, he wasn’t really thinking about it. No, instead he was thinking about the way his blood churned in his veins as he walked alongside Burrow. The way his joints stiffened with each brush of brisk wind on his exposed skin. The way he could feel her eyes on him as she was likely studying him. He still couldn’t figure out why; was it the scars that lined his body like cracks on ceramics? Was it how much they had in common despite being on entirely opposite sides of the scale? He felt his teeth grit under pursed lips, the phantom sensation of feeling the deals pressing into his skin though he were tugging against a chain. ‘No matter how much they might seem to be, fae are not and will never be human. Never forget that, boy.’
He just knew that he couldn’t look at her for very long, not unless he wanted to add the feeling of his mind starting to race to his list of sensations. It had been a while now since that Fateful encounter in the forest, when she had bound him to several different deals, each one engraved on the inside of his skull and wrapped around his neck. And yet, despite all of this, Parker still longed to observe her, to take her apart, see how she operated. Add her to his collection. Just a piece. ‘It’s a shame you can’t; I’d love to see that happen.’ It was. He felt himself tightly coiled like the eternal spring he was but his mind was in disharmony regarding acting on that tension - what would he have been able to do if she attacked him? He wasn’t able to think about that at the time he was unfavorably restrained. Which part of it ended with regards serving her goal? She said she wouldn’t kill him, but the Warden knew as well as anyone how much someone could live without.
But then he thought, there wasn’t anything he could’ve done. It was pointless to think about, in that case. Not thinking about it was easier said than done and he tried to turn his mind into being more aware of their surroundings - how many steps it took to get to where they were going, how her tempo was, the sounds she made. The time of day, feeling each time his blood washed over itself in microcosmic waves in his veins.
If there was something fortunate about Burrow, it was that she was similar to Metzli when she didn’t expect small talk. Their journey was one in relative silence, going from Steeper’s Stop to pick up their drinks to the Greenhorn, the trail she had specified to him until the duo arrived at the abandoned structure. Parker’s blue-eyed stare danced over the details of the shed, immediately recalling the similarities it shared to his workshop; how intricately it hid among the foliage, the underbrush and patchy fuzz. How unassuming the exterior felt. How long it had been there, unappreciated until it was found by two individuals that were likely equally as unappreciated. “Very well.” He finally stole a glance sideways at her, uncharacteristically brief before pulling his gaze away once more and motioning for her to lead the way inside the discarded structure. 
For the most part, Emilio tended to prefer hunting alone. Other hunters were difficult to trust these days, especially after the various… altercations he’d had with a few of the ones in town. Hunting with nonhunters stressed him out for an entirely different reason, each moment of action tinged with an undercurrent of stress that something might happen, that they might end up dead, that it would be his fault. Hunting alone was a much simpler ordeal, even if it tended to leave him in worse shape than he might have found himself with backup involved. 
But hunting alone had also become a tad more difficult as of late. Sharing a house with Teddy meant that they were aware of his comings and goings, and it was difficult to hide where he was going when he headed out on a hunt. Teddy was smart enough to notice when he went out with more weaponry on him than usual, and they cared enough to prefer it when he didn’t go out alone on those days. Sometimes, Emilio could talk them out of it. Some days, they managed to out-stubborn him. Today happened to be one of the latter.
He trudged along beside them through what remained of the fall leaves on the forest floor, tense and uneasy as he always was when someone joined him on a hunt. The familiar paranoia crawled under his skin, eyes darting to the treeline as Teddy rambled on in a rant likely only designed to keep Emilio from growing too anxious in the silence. At least the adrenaline that came with the paranoid anxiety eased some of the pain in his knee. It had been worse since the ordeal with Parker, but it wasn’t bothering him as much in this moment. It was a small silver lining, but it was there all the same.
It was because of his paranoid scanning of the treeline that he spotted them first. A hand shot out to stop Teddy, a glance telling them to stop talking. Subtly, Emilio guided them behind a nearby tree. His heart was pounding in his chest, anxiety reaching a fever pitch. “Someone’s up ahead,” he said lowly. “I think — Christ, Teds, I think it’s that asshole. Had a kid with him. Shit.” His mind was reeling, hand already going for a knife. “How much do I have to pay you to get you to make a break for it and let me handle this?”
A wave doesn’t know that it’s a wave until it crashes. Until the swell rises far above its apogee and clear water gives way to frothy foam. Breaking against rocks, the wave wonders where the ocean went, where the shore began. Why its journey was cut short, why its water became separated. The wave loses its identity in the tidepools until the rest of the ocean comes to greet it. In, out. Teddy didn’t know how they’d react upon seeing the monster who’d mutilated them. More than just cut, Parker Wright disrupted all sense of safety the demon had. Took away agency along with a tail. 
If you’d have asked them, it’s just as likely that they would have assumed fear to be their all consuming response. That they might flee, might put as much distance between the predator and themself as humanly possible. Or that they’d freeze up, petrified heart, stone still body. What they wouldn’t have expected, wouldn’t have guessed in a million years, was the anger. 
Maybe it was a protective thing, seeing the person beside the beast. Sipping at a warm drink, having a stroll. Had he lured them out there? Was he planning on drugging them too? Or was it another exercise in repaying a gregarious kindness with senseless violence? Teddy didn’t know. Teddy didn’t stop to think. Teddy didn’t reply to Emilio, but they didn’t rush ahead either. 
Instead, they shared a look. Determination lacing the righteous rage that seeped through every pore. In a weird way, Teddy wasn’t quite so fragile now. Whatever harm they received they could return in kind. Give the monster a taste of its own medicine, so to speak. A hungry growl peppered the back of Teddy’s throat. Something far more animalistic, far more suited for their old demonic form. Sure, they took the beast out of their body but the instincts still remained. 
“Let’s get a whole hand this time. Think it’ll go nice over the fireplace.” 
Though Burrow appeared to slip through the door, appearances were often deceiving. Just as her face was false to the truth of her nature, her body was as well. Her presence far outreached the limits of that physical form. She was everywhere because they were everywhere. She was the mistletoe that swayed in the crisp air. She was the cordyceps that descended to the ground with its ant. She was the worms feeding in the tree’s phloem. She was also the ones who were trampled upon. There was a presence that pressed into her dodders. It could be anything in those woods. True seclusion was never a guarantee. Luckily, she was also her precious vines. A whisper that turned to a steady drum as she had trekked through the woods. Still, her vines were not as close as the others. A distance she had ensured herself. They were far from the human nest and all the fires and poisons that sought to hurt them. But they watched, patiently, in preparation for if anything were to hurt her. It was why she chose this location. If the ironmonger caused trouble (sneaking through the weaves of her deals) or if an outsider did the same (sneaking through the trees of the forest) then her vines would heed her call. 
Burrow entered the shed. She was greeted by a waterfall of light, dripping through the holes in the ceiling. It fell onto the leaves, ones who had been misplaced since her last visit. Another had been in there. She felt no warmth in the air, heard no sounds in the shadows, or tasted no presence on the wood. Whatever it was had left. Presumably. She spared another moment to search the interior of those forgotten walls, only remembered by those who were not of human society. Nothing else caused her concern. Despite the leaves, it was just as she had left it last. 
Burrow turned to the ironmonger without a care for prelude. She had been musing for too long to delay this any further. “I will use myself as bait, in a sense.” Her voice was low. Not a whisper, but a tone the wood easily claimed for itself. Absorbing her voice before the outside could listen. “I will talk to the fae. I will determine what they know. If what they know is favorable, I will lure them to a different location.” Different in many ways. The fae will congregate wherever they could cause trouble, and this human nest seemed supple for the thing. She had been keeping her eyes on areas like the shed. Things that had lost their purpose. She would bless them with usefulness. “You will be waiting at that location… or you may follow us. Whichever is better for your… methods.” That morbid curiosity returned in a flash of her eyes and a catch in her breath. Her fingers tingled as if she could snatch that knowledge off his tongue. “What are your methods? What are your thoughts on the plan?” 
Had his mind been more reminiscent of a child, ever having been full of wonder and whimsy, the aspect of stepping trepidatiously into an obscured, abandoned shed that had long since been enveloped in the mystery of the wood would’ve been excitable to him. Someplace new, someplace to explore, to imagine, to let it hold onto his secrets. As it was now, though, as Parker followed the nymph into the shed with its particles dancing in the rays of light, he only felt a modicum of relief; while he didn’t like being restrained at all, he did find a semblance of solace in enclosed spaces. His house was similar in its perceived protection for him, as was his workshop. 
But this wasn’t a place that he found himself. No, Burrow had found it and Parker reliably placed his hands on his utility belt in a self-soothing gesture as he glanced around the interior of the structure mildly. He wasn’t familiar with the place, but she was, putting him at yet another disadvantage. A studious gaze fell to the floor, as though anticipating stepping into another trap - ever since that day, he had been considerably more careful about where he placed his body, his steel-toed boots, extremities. He was nothing if not a learning creature. That same gaze snapped back to her in her glamored form, knowing better what lay under the shimmery veil of misdirection but taking himself to task to look at her as she spoke.
Blunt, to the point. He didn’t… hate it. In fact, he almost hated that she was speaking so quietly he was having trouble hearing her more and his head turned subconsciously. “The plan is satisfactory.” He replied first after a pause as his mind ran through the ever-present list of possible contingencies, setbacks, shortcomings. It was essentially the same as any other fae and fortunately, his extended time with Rhett had since made him more aware of effective interrogation techniques. Keeping his good ear facing her, Parker began to slowly walk around the area, a subtle form of his pacing when he was more stressed. “My methods are… quiet.” His right hand that rested on his belt thumbed gently over the four, fluid-filled, needle-like daggers that were lined neatly on it. Ever since his encounter with Emilio, he had done a little bit of experimentation to find a stronger formula, something that worked on things like balam and other hunters. Two of them held that new formula; he wanted to see if it worked. “I expect something.” He looked over at the nymph. “And when it’s not given to me, I take it by force.” After a measure of deliberation, Parker’s other hand reached into one of the many pouches on the same belt and he pulled out a vial no bigger than the length of one of his medial phalanges, the glass thin and a clear liquid that glinted in the light that made it into the structure sitting tightly inside. “I subdue.” He explained, slowly, carefully extending his hand, three fingers and a thumb caging the vial as he offered it out for Burrow to take. “If you can’t get the information out of them, I’ll sedate and take something of theirs.” He suggested. “As I mentioned before, sometimes they’re more likely to talk if they’re threatened with loss.”
Of course Teddy wouldn’t walk away. Emilio hadn’t expected them to, even if he’d hoped for it. Teddy, he’d learned, had a passion about them that wasn’t dissimilar to Emilio’s own. Even if there was some shot that the hunter might have been able to convince them to leave if it were just the two of them and Parker in the woods, the presence of the third figure, the one who was likely well on her way to being the sadistic warden’s next victim, erased any shot of it. Teddy was too kind to leave even a stranger to the same nauseating fate they’d faced for themself. That kindness was a terrifying thing; Emilio couldn’t help but worry about where it would leave them in the end.
Scowling, he glared ahead at the pair. What had Parker said to the kid to convince her to come out in the woods with him? There was no telling. He glanced over to Teddy as they spoke, grunting in agreement. “Rather take his fucking head off.” Last time, Parker’s drugs had allowed him to get a drop on Emilio. The slayer hadn’t been expecting it, hadn’t been ready for it. He knew better this time. This time, he was walking away on top. He’d make sure of it.
He tilted his chin upwards as Parker and the figure with him disappeared into the shed, glancing back towards Teddy. “Can’t stop you from coming,” he acknowledged. “But if shit goes sideways, take the kid and get out. He’ll kill you. He’ll kill her. I don’t think he’ll kill me.” It was a guess at best. Parker had every reason to kill Emilio, and might very well have been planning on it regardless of whether or not they picked this fight now. Given the finger hanging in a shadowbox on the wall back at Teddy’s house, he had plenty of reason to. But it wasn’t a bad guess, either. Hunters hesitating to kill other hunters was the reason Emilio hadn’t gone after Parker sooner, and the fact that Parker was evidently friendly with Rhett might offer Emilio a reprieve that neither Teddy nor the kid in the shed would be promised. “I need you not to fight me on this one, Teds. Okay? Shit goes sideways, you get her out. That’s what’s important.”
“You aren’t the one who can regrow bones by snapping his.” Teddy leveled a hardened stare at Emilio. Always wanting to play the sacrifice game, wasn’t he? Here, back in the snow and the concrete room that preceded it. Glimpses of it poked through in every scrap the pair had wormed their way into. Emilio would always try and take the hit, even if he couldn’t actually take it. Even if the slayer had an inkling that the warden wasn’t going to kill him outright, it wasn’t a bet Ted was willing to make. 
Still, an ache persisted in their chest. The same fear he held for them, they reflected back. Neither willing to let the other make the compromise at their expense. Teddy reached out, hand taking the detective’s for a brief moment. Their stare softened, their hand squeezed. “All three of us are getting out of this. Only one getting left behind is a shitheel named Parker Wright.” 
Teddy turned back. Facing the small shack, scanning every inch of it for anything that might give them the upper hand. Small, not quite sturdy enough for them to attempt to come from above, not without giving away any surprise they had. From what they knew, Parker was an ambush predator. Somehow getting unsuspecting victims into a state of vulnerability, despite the severe nature he possessed, only to then subdue them into a malleable piece of meat for him to butcher.
If the time they lost to his methods before was any indication, the man was slow. Methodical. A fucking sociopath rivaling Patrick goddamn Bateman. They had a few moments before the scalpel at worst. Though Teddy preferred to stop the surgery before the sedatives. Before the snake’s venom ever had a chance of taking its toll. Before the kid had to feel like their world was torn, flipped, and changed irrevocably. Not everyone was lucky enough to get a whole new body after such an altercation. 
Burrow looked down to the needles before she knew their true purpose. It was clear from the way his fingers curled that it was important to his hunt. She wondered how much it would hurt if that thin metal pierced her skin. It likely would not have caused even a gasp of acknowledgement, the bite as small as her parasites. Of course. Too much pain was not quiet, nor did it invoke charity. She thought of what he had told her online. His interactions with the fae; his fight with the balam. At first believed to be his way of questioning; his way of self defense. No. The two were connected. This is how he hunted. How wonderfully curious. The ironmongers were the same as her: takers. Something of a smile pulled at her lips. “I see.” Her mouth returned to a line. “So, that is how the Ironmongers hunt? They ‘take’ until the fae dies?” It would explain why they were so feared. As a child, she had merely taken a piece of the fae’s domain. To take such a thing was owed to her by her purpose and nature. Even that simple thing had caused so much fear and hatred. “You may take what you want from the fae. I want to take their knowledge.” She paused. “If the fae does not die, I will bind them to prevent them from warning others of the plan. You will threaten to take more if the fae does not accept the bind.” She may give them some of her parasites for their troubles… depending on their injuries. She would not place her parasites in crumbled homes, much like the building the two were in.
Burrow took the vial. It could have been mistaken for empty, containing a liquid of no color or fizz, except for the faint line at the top that shifted with her movement. She studied it in a way that she could still see Parker through its clarity, not fully taking her eyes off him. Still, her concentration did wonder at the implications of his statements. Her heart shuddered. The thing nestled peacefully in her palm had almost led to her demise. Without that knowledge, it was easily overlooked. How fitting, that a thing so small and unassuming would serve the parasites. It may be far more useful than the ironmonger would know. She was not impulsive: her vines had been making progress to her ultimate plan. Still, she was not opposed to adding other strategies in securing her hold on the fae. She would likely use multiple methods due to the multiplicity of the fae and their nature. She was eager to see the sedative’s capabilities. “How much of the sedative is needed to sedate one fae? Is the amount of the sedative that is needed different between types of fae? Are there consequences to the body if the fae is sedated for a prolonged time?”
“Not quite.” Parker replied in regards to her first inquiry. ‘Why are you so broken?’ His brother shouted at him from a memory that flitted through his thoughts, a specter that walked so effortlessly through the walls of his mind on occasion. ‘Why can’t you just fix your shit?’ He recalled the memory with such clarity, even if Walker had apologized months later after they hadn’t spoken throughout the duration of those months. “Generally, Wardens are slower to jump mindlessly into an altercation but they’re still killers.” He explained, recalling Rhett, recalling Walker and the rest of his family. “I’m… an outlier.” He admitted after a pause. “...Very well. Make sure you tell me if they will have your parasites on them before I proceed.”
The entomid took the vial, and a small, involuntary pulse, as though he’d been pricked, coursed through his fingers as Parker could feel his blood recoiling from her brief touch. It wanted to retaliate, press itself against his skin to protect him from her. The Warden didn’t display this sensation, however, and instead collected his drink from wherever he’d subconsciously put it down, taking another warming sip, feeling the steam entering his cold nose. While part of him felt as though it’d be appropriate to communicate just how he was a stranger even to other Wardens, he didn’t; she had moved on, and he was content to, as well. ‘Just don’t show any weakness, boy.’ His father warned. ‘People think you’re a killer. Fae won’t be scared of you if they know you just take pieces of ‘em.’ 
But that was where his father was wrong, surely?
Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to add more introspection to his mind that already had too many gears turning, even more than his usual number. ‘Do you ever stop thinking?’ The answer to that question was obvious. “Generally, the amount that you hold in your hand is sufficient for most fae that I’ve encountered.” He explained, gesturing to it. “It has to enter the bloodstream to be efficient. I’m not sure if it works on leshy and it’s less effective on lampades.” Parker took another sip, his other hand still resting on his belt. “I’m proficient enough in my duty that one dose usually works.” A pause. ‘Don’t tell her. If she finds out you aren’t a murderer, she won’t think you’re worth anything.’ The pause made way for a small inhale and a twinge of his brow. “Prolonged sedation leads to sluggish neurological activity, numbness in the limbs and appendages and on one occasion, an accidental overdose led to respiratory arrest.
“...I’m not sure if it would work on you, either.” He added, blue eyes darting to her face once more, his expression shifting slightly to be more absorbing. His imagination replaced her glamor with what he’d seen in the forest, a slide from a projector being replaced over his visual perception of the world. His breath caught in his throat and Parker shook his head to bring himself back to wherever reality was. “I’ve never… encountered someone with your unique form before.”
Frustration boiled in his chest, the irritation clear in the scowl twisting his lips. “You can’t just say things will be fine,” he argued. “You wanted me to make a plan, I’m making a plan. He won’t kill another hunter. If he were going to, he would have done it in the woods when he put me under.” It was the first time he’d admitted to Teddy that Parker had sedated him. In all honesty, it wasn’t something Emilio liked thinking about. Control was something important to him. When he felt he’d lost it, he tended to lash out. And with those drugs, Parker had taken away his ability to do even that. But even the idea of a repeat performance of the ordeal was better than the idea of Teddy or the kid losing their lives to this madman. “I’m going to get us all out. Okay? I’m going to make sure everyone makes it out of this still breathing. I’m just asking for your help doing it. If things go wrong, get the kid out. I’ll get me out. She’s important.” More important, but he wouldn’t say it. They didn’t have time for an argument.
Which was why Emilio didn’t wait around for Teddy to agree with him. He trusted them. He trusted that, when it came down to it, they’d trust him back. All three of them were going to be just fine. And Parker Wright — Emilio made note of the last name, just in case — was going to die alone and bloody in the floor of this shed. With any luck, he’d be left there to rot and Emilio wouldn’t have to come up with a lie to tell Rhett or Jade. Either way, he’d be fine.
He moved towards the shed, figuring Teddy would follow along behind him. He tried to keep the noise low, though it was far from his top concern. He’d noted during their fight that Parker didn’t always track sound with proficiency. Hearing didn’t seem to be the warden’s strongest sense. Stopping at the door to the shed, Emilio strained his own ears, momentarily envious of rangers and their advanced hearing. He could make out the low murmur of voices inside, though he couldn’t hear what they were saying. There were definitely two, though. Parker hadn’t drugged the kid yet. That meant they weren’t too late.
Turning back to Teddy, Emilio did his best to communicate this without speaking. He nodded towards the door to the shed, then gestured to himself. Gesturing to Teddy, he held up his index finger. I’ll go in first. You wait a minute. Better to let Parker think Emilio was alone to begin with. Being underestimated allowed the wielding of a powerful weapon.
There was little to do about making an actual plan with the short time they had between themselves and the shack. This was probably the best opportunity they had to get at the man, even if they didn’t have a kid in there to save. Hunters could be elusive if they wanted to. Even if they were arrogant pricks who thought themself the apex collector of all things not his. Teddy bristled, but nodded. Positioning themself the best way they could. Out of sight, a hell of a surprise. 
Watching the man leap into action (despite the knot in their stomach, despite the pounding in their chest, despite their wishes that he would do anything else) was a thing of wonder. Emilio was always on guard. Always ready for the next rattlesnake. But this? This was drive, precision. His muscles tensed in a way Teddy had only seen once or twice before. Readied and poised. He was the snake this time. A viper of vengeance and protection. 
Teddy wouldn’t repeat the thoughts it inspired out loud.  
They waited for the signal. Waited for the right moment to step in. Careful. Observant. They could do that, they could be that for him. But goddamn they really wish they had a better set of weapons than the three wooden stakes, two daggers and a set of not-exactly-brass knuckles that they had thrown in the fanny pack as a joke. If they had known the target was going to be him tonight, well. There’d be a whole different set. A scalpel, for one, seemed prudent. 
“Oh.” Burrow’s voice chirped in a single note of disappointment. “Well. The others are wasteful, then.” When they die, all the body’s offerings die with them. Though, even in life, there were those whose offerings were pitiful. “Yes. I will not have my parasites in a damaged host. You will avoid excessive damage the few times… I want the fae to live.” A want that almost had its hand in those binds that connected all fae. Hers were tattered and faded from neglect, but still, she felt it. An annoying persistence of her youth. No. The want was for who truly mattered. She looked to her arm — passed the false skin wrapped around her. “The fae will serve us fully if we can claim both information and food from them.” Serve them just as well as the thing that laid in her hand. Her gaze traveled up to look upon it again.
One vial, one fae. A thing smaller than a finger could have brought down the entirety of her. It had come from a pouch which was joined by others; others Burrow was certain held more of the same. Many pouches, many fae. Well, for however long the effects lasted. “How long is the fae sedated from one dose?” She could devise a system. Jab a dose into the skin upon certain time intervals. The consequences of that were not dire. The fae did not need to be physically or mentally capable, they simply needed to be alive. Alive to keep the barrier up; alive to lure in their domain. Their death would lead to the death of her own, as all parasites did when their hosts died. She would ensure their survival, if only barely. 
As if the gaze would pierce in lieu of his needles, the ironmonger stared. Burrow returned it, piercing the same. Looking for something. She had become adept at observing the humans, for all their survival relied on it. But this man was a curious thing. A blank. An ironmonger indeed. “And you will never know if it does, because-” 
Her parasites called out to Burrow. Something, something, something. They did not know what they sensed, for they were things of no thought or care. But still, they sensed something. A something that was approaching. Her gaze on Parker sharpened. Had he invited others to this meeting? If he thought that would be rid of her, he would soon see the consequences of breaking a deal. A likely outcome that had yet to be proven, so she pressed her finger to her lips. A silent shush; a command for silence. Then her hand moved to an inner pocket of her jacket, where her swiss knife lay. She grabbed it, slipping the vial in the pocket as exchange. Her thumb pressed on the blade, ready to swipe it out at a moment’s notice. 
A moment that came with the bang on the door. Feeble from decay, it relented to the intruder’s wish and clattered to the floor.
The numbers that ran through Parker’s head could’ve been visible for a flash as he glanced up in thought. How long did it keep one fae under? Again, it relied on physiology, the type of fae, and sometimes even the location of the point of entry. Instead of replying in a timely manner, he instead gave the impression that he was still thinking about the specifics when he noticed that their eyes had locked. It was inherently comfortable, but not because of their contrasting species, their similar behaviors, the two sides of the same coin or the damned reflection that the Warden hated looking at. He always hated eye contact, which Walker was sure to mention on occasion was ‘odd’ considering Parker’s proclivity to stare. He didn’t waver, though, and instead her affirmation that he wouldn’t be able to test whatever theory might’ve formulated in his brain was another small, but notable reminder that they were tethered together by the deals he was coerced into. One of his blue eyes twitched faintly, as though irritated at her rejection but he remained silent, not content with her refusal but begrudgingly accepting it as he was aware of the words wrapped around his throat. The Warden was expecting the rest of a sentence that had been cut short and where it had faltered, her stare on him hardened. He reciprocated with a semblance of a frown, not sure what had happened over the course of a few seconds to warrant both the abandonment of a statement and the glare of the nymph. He was nothing if not able to quickly study body language though, and Parker felt himself instinctively tensing even more than his usual preparation as Burrow herself indicated for him to be silent, reaching for what he assumed was a weapon. Did she bring back-up? Was this actually the setup that Parker had anticipated but in a moment of weakness, he hadn’t allowed himself to be prepared enough? Abruptly, he dropped his cup, splashing the soft wood with steaming liquid as the heat interacted with the frigid temperatures outside the confines of the vessel and he barely had time to turn to face the door when something - or someone - had caved it in. One arm flying up instinctively to protect his eyes from dust particles, plant matter and wood splinters, his other hand quickly reached for the broad dagger from the holster on his thigh. 
The knife he gripped in his hand was longing to taste Parker’s blood. He wanted to take the warden apart slowly, wanted to take his remaining nine fingers one by one before starting on his toes, wanted to bleed him dry little by little, bit by bit. But that couldn’t be the priority now, he knew. Parker had a kid in there with him. A kid who was likely about to meet a fate similar to the one Teddy had suffered, or Teagan, or the nymph he’d caught Parker taking to shreds the last time he’d confronted him. Parker deserved everything Emilio wanted to give him, but the kid didn’t deserve to be caught in the crossfire. He’d meant what he said to Teddy before — she was the priority here. Getting her out, keeping her safe, that was what mattered.
So he’d make it quick.
The muffled voices inside the cabin died suddenly. It was hard to determine if it was the result of fronts being dropped and drugs being administered or if he’d been detected. Safer, he knew, to assume the latter. The element of surprise was a powerful weapon but, like most deadly things, it could be turned on the person wielding it fairly easily. To assume you weren’t in control when you were was a pleasant surprise. To assume you were in control when you weren’t was a fatal mistake. So Emilio settled on the former, assumed his advantage had been lost. He hoped that Teddy remained an undetected trump card, glanced over to them with a scowl, hoping to warn them against any drive to act too quickly. It was the last look he’d spare them for a while. Parker knew of him as someone who acted alone. Let him keep thinking it. Let the warden’s superiority complex be his downfall.
Squaring his shoulders, Emilio opened the door, eyes darting over the scene. The kid was still conscious. She was holding something that looked like the weapon Parker had used to drug him in the woods before. Was this the warden’s way of playing with his meal before striking? Emilio wouldn’t put it past him. “You should go,” he said quietly, ignoring Parker in favor of addressing the kid. “This isn’t the kind of man you want to be around.”
The knife under Burrow’s sleeve stayed firm in her grasp, its blade not yet fully revealed from its sheath. It was not her moment to strike. A parasite rarely attacked, it simply waited for an opportunity. So, she waited the same, gauging this intruder. He was similar to her associate, baring skin that told a life of violence with eyes that sought more blood. A confirmation for her initial suspicions — except — it was not her blood the stranger sought. No, that bloodlust was directed at Parker. She was only given a warning, as if she was not a danger herself. As if she was some poor victim. It was the stranger who was the fool. While she would not weep upon Parker’s demise, she did not want him dead. He was useful, and she was certainly not finished with him yet. 
Though her face stayed facing the intruder, her eyes flicked over to Parker. Burrow waited for reciprocity, their eyes meeting, before calling to her parasites. A cauliflower fungus feasted on the dead wood of that long forgotten shed. Its cluster of mushrooms was advantageous: a nook just by the opening of the door. Her influence wrapped around those mushrooms and directed their aim. A swirling cloud of white spores erupted in the air, right into the intruder’s face. In the same moment, she mouthed to Parker: There is another one outside. Her tick could see them, those human shoes lurking beyond the walls. It could not decipher much else, for its view was small and its mind much smaller. 
Burrow seemed to follow the advice of the known intruder. She threw aside a hanging blanket, revealing a broken window. Its glass had long ago lost its dangerous edge, so she slipped through it with ease. Out into the world, she looked to where her tick had seen the human. There they were, somehow standing both stiff and unsteady. She kept her gaze on them, watching and waiting. But she did react, though not noticeably. Her influence reached out further, invisible tendrils branching from her body the same as the mycelium below. They coiled around her vines who were eager to finally hear her call. But she did not call to them all. Her call was focused on the ones who had already satisfied their urges. Those who had claimed — those who could run. A few began to run to her.
He didn’t afford himself much time to shield his eyes from getting anything in them - each moment was one that compromised him for an incoming attack. The dagger removed from its holster rose in a defensive position as he forced his eyes open. As he did, a familiar voice managed its way into his good ear.
Emilio. 
Parker’s nostrils flared as an involuntary surge of anger tore its way through his tense body. He wondered how the hell Emilio managed to find him out here, in the middle of seemingly nowhere. He wondered if it was stupid luck or some semblance of actual skill, though that wonder was quickly discarded - he refused to acknowledge that Emilio might’ve been good at anything. ‘Oh c’mon, surely other hunters can be skilled at things.’ Walker suggested, nudging him in the shoulder with an elbow once over ten years ago. The Warden’s gaze narrowed, not daring to remove his icy glare from the slayer. Last time, he got several knives thrown at him. The space they were in now was much smaller; surely that wouldn’t have worked. 
Last time, he got caught off-guard, as well. And last time, the fae he was with was unconscious. So while he was expecting some empty dialogue to be shared again, Parker wasn’t expecting the slayer to address Burrow first. A recommendation for her to leave. An assumption that the parasite nymph was one of his targets, which was both correct and incorrect. How Parker longed to dismantle Burrow, find out what was under her squirming, writhing visage. He wanted to study her, an intense fascination that dug into his brain sometimes. ‘It’s funny because it’s like a parasite.’ 
And he couldn’t. 
Just like he told Rhett he wasn’t going to kill Emilio. 
Those unspoken promises, one of which he felt around his neck whenever he was near Burrow and the other souring his saliva as he stared down the slayer, threatened to leave his mind as he resisted the rage that wanted to overwhelm him. The hand that his finger had been cut from thudded with a phantom pain that had quickly since been ignored and forgotten until this moment in time. Instead of indulging in that urge, however,, he managed to tear his eyes off the slayer and he looked at Burrow for a moment, as though to communicate that this wasn’t his idea. Whether that communication was effective, there was no way for Parker to know but as steely blue met dark brown, she had summoned something from the ground, something that plumed and blossomed like a ghostly explosion of decompositional flora and something, presumably spores, were sprayed into the air, directed at Emilio. Subconsciously, Parker started to hold his breath and he took a step back. Burrow had mouthed something to him, but though  he was adept at reading lips, he wasn’t sure if he understood clearly. There was someone else outside? Well, he supposed there was now as Burrow took the opportunity of distraction to escape from the decrepit building, leaving the two hunters inside as the Warden turned his gaze back to Emilio. He still wouldn’t strike first, even as he held the advantage. It was unbecoming so instead he backed up until he hit the far wall, silently, the dagger still held in front of him to block whatever would come his way first.
He’d been expecting an attack from Parker. A lunge, a throwing knife, maybe some attempt to hit him with those fucking sedatives. He’d been prepared for any and all forms of hunter attacks, body tensing in anticipation even as he addressed the nymph first. He hadn’t been expecting the nymph to come at him. A cloud of some kind of dust exploded all around him, invading his lungs and eyes. He shut the latter as quickly as he could, an instinctive attempt to prevent damage, but he couldn’t stop some of the shit from getting in them. Emilio grunted, taking a step back and bringing a hand up to rub the intrusion away.
Being blinded, even momentarily, wasn’t ideal. His heart thudded at the very concept, paranoia settling deep into his veins. He tilted his head, listening for Parker’s movements and gripping the hilt of his knife so tightly his knuckles went white around it. Why had the kid attacked him? Some terrified inability to tell friend from foe? Or… Was she working with Parker? The very thought seemed laughable. Parker didn’t strike him as the type to work with a fae, and he couldn’t imagine anyone who knew half of what he’d done teaming up with him, either. (Except for another hunter, of course; that was a different matter entirely.)
Questions swirled in his mind as he finally forced his eyes open. His vision was still blurry, but blurry was better than blind. The kid was gone. He could only assume she’d vanished in his blindness, and regardless of the reason behind her attack, that was probably a good thing. If she was working with Parker, it meant one less foe to worry about. He didn’t love the idea that she might stumble across Teddy, but Teddy had their healing and he’d much rather they go against the kid than Parker. If she wasn’t working with Parker, it was good that she’d gotten away. 
His eyes locked with Parker’s, anger burning through them. The warden hadn’t attacked while he was blinded; Emilio was almost insulted. But only almost. In a fight, letting your pride cost you an advantage would only ever cause you to lose, and Emilio had no intention of doing that. If Parker wasn’t smart enough to take the advantage, Emilio would ensure he lost it. He was a scrappy fighter, used to fighting opponents more powerful than him. That was the nature of a hunter; while genetics granted them some useful perks, the things they were hunting were always going to have the upper hand. And right now, for Emilio, Parker was one of those things.
He shot forward, adrenaline granting him speed in spite of his useless leg. Whoever’s side the nymph may have been on, there was no way to know how long she’d remain out of the fight. Unlike his opponent, Emilio wouldn’t let any advantage slide from his hands. He feigned an attack on the left before ducking, attempting to plunge his knife into the right side of Parker’s chest instead. Finish it quickly, get out, get Teddy. That was the plan now.
The sudden flurry of activity wasn’t exactly what Teddy expected, but then again they barely knew what to expect at all. Emilio dove headfirst into the fray, but someone else jumped out almost just as quickly. Took the ex-demon more than a second to realize it was the kid. The one they were trying to protect. In succinct succession their expression shifted. From a hardened worry, all close knit brows and clenched jaws, to a relieved surprise. A smile ghosted their parted lips as their eyes widened. Almost blowing their cover by shouting something over to her. 
Instead, Teddy mimed an ‘are you okay?’ over to the kid. Shortly followed by a ‘get out of here, get to safety’. Though that was probably a bit harder to read. Lots of reassuring palms and frantic gestures to the wayside. Deep into the woods where a fae would be safe, right? The ex-demon knew a lot, but they were no expert. That being said, nature was kind to most of its guardians. 
With the kid out of the way, all that was left was the monster. Even before Teddy’s hand hit the handle on the door their heartbeat was the only thing they could hear. Any sounds of the scrape between the two hunters was drowned out and muted as everything began to sound as if it was underwater. No, that would’ve been comforting. This sounded more like they were being suffocated. Somehow, they knew it wouldn’t relent until they entered. Until they joined the fight. Until they won. Guess it was time to give the bastard a bit of his own medicine. 
The ex-demon burst through the door, following the path the hunter took. Hopefully putting themself between whatever Parker had planned and the man who assumed it was his job to take it. The adrenaline was pumping, their vision was blurred around the edges, but he was vivid at its center. 
“Remember me, asshole? My turn to take something.” 
Burrow returned the human’s silence for more of her own. A silence void of any meaning or offering. Unlike the human, who offered her a warning, the same as she had warned Parker of their presence. The two intruders were very concerned for her, despite never bothering to ask her wants. She did not want to leave — she wanted them to leave. Still, she continued on her walk as if she accepted this warning as well. It was Parker who hunted, who held a knife the moment he was born. Burrow did not run into a fight, but she would watch one. Hidden behind the skeleton of a bush, peering through its bare branches.
Though steps away, Burrow followed the human with her senses. My turn to take something. Curious. The person was clearly not a fae, but it seemed they were no human either. She doubted Parker would take from his own kin. Could this stranger be the balam he had once mentioned? Her eyes immediately dropped down to the stranger’s ass, but saw no signs of a dent. Nothing to indicate the missing of a tail, sealed behind that human skin. It did not rule out her suspicions, but it did not solve them either. She would have to wait if she wanted to learn the stranger’s nature. A curiosity she would forfeit, for revealing their nature could cause the death of Parker. Parker was her host, she would not let them kill him before his use was done. 
Burrow would not ask more from her fungi. It needed to save the rest of its spores for the proper time. Through the air, the tendrils of her energy searched for another. More diversions to stumble the strangers before her hounds arrived. Her tachinid flies heeded her call, weaving about her expansive presence. She swarmed them with her love, before urging them to swarm. Go to the cabin. The air around the shed’s door became littered in small dots. Unassuming and easily missed. Until she dug her essence into their wings, turning their silent flapping into a wail. A shriek that dug the same as her, writhing into the intruder’s ears. 
The movement was swift, as it tended to be, even with a disabled leg but it still wasn’t quick enough for Parker’s mental arsenal of contingencies. The fake-out was expected and tolerated in place of the Warden moving to block the incoming dagger to his chest as the clash of metal scraped through the cold air. He used the momentum (and the offset weight of the slayer favoring his good leg) to push Emilio away from him, creating some distance between the two when suddenly the third party that Burrow had warned him about made themselves present in the room, glaring at him. A short pause in thought to the question before the Warden raised a brow. “The show-off Bisexual.” He replied bluntly, straightening up for just a second before returning to his defensive position, stepping lightly as he was determined not to expose his back to either of them. He wasn’t accustomed to fighting two at once, but he was even less accustomed to retreating from a fight, especially one that seemed to churn in his mind on occasion. Parker was frustrated with how often he thought about the first fight with Emilio, how much time was wasted wondering what would happen if they encountered each other again. There was no respect, no begrudging acceptance that it was a fair fight and that Emilio had held his own despite his lack of skill, thought or cleverness. And the thought that Emilio didn’t tell anyone that he had lost that fight did more than irritate Parker; it infuriated him. The slayer had taken a finger but he lost. And yet no one had perceived it that way. Parker received no praise from Rhett for not killing his “brother”, Jade treated it like it was a joke and she was still friends with Emilio despite the latter’s poor decision. He was sure if he told Owen, that slayer would’ve made a sardonic comment about it. This was why he didn’t have any friends; they weren’t friends with him, they were acquaintances, people to use him until they got bored, until he did something that was bad enough to warrant them deciding not to be “friends” with him. Parker wasn’t a failure, despite that being all that he heard from his father’s echoing voice in his head ever since that day, chastising him for not striking the killing blow. He wasn’t a failure, despite finding himself in a ramshackle cabin with two people who wanted him dead with the fae that he had made deals to nowhere in sight. He wasn’t a failure. He couldn’t have been. He wasn’t a failure, as the three started to engage in a desperate struggle before a loud screeching could be heard outside. It only reached half of him but the other half spontaneously wanted to shut down. Instead, he took the opportunity to slash out at one of Teddy’s arms while his other hand was busy preparing itself for another attempted stab from Emilio.
Parker dodged the attack — expected, but frustrating all the same. Emilio would have liked to have ended the whole ordeal before Teddy came onto the scene at all, because he knew that was only a matter of time. Teddy disliked the idea of letting Emilio take a fight on his own, even if fighting was what Emilio was for, what he was good at. They’d come to help, because they cared about him. He remembered the way they’d looked just speaking about Parker on the floor of their kitchen, how small they’d seemed. He’d wanted to make a corpse of the warden so that when Teddy came barging in, they’d find themself avenged, protected. He wanted to show Teddy the same… warmth that they’d always offered to him, and he’d only ever known how to do that through violence. But Parker dodged the attack, and he was still breathing when Teddy barged in the door. It wasn’t ideal.
Neither was the way Emilio stumbled backwards as Parker shoved him. His leg had been worse since his last encounter with the warden; carrying even less weight than it used to, aching more than it had before. It was a weakness he knew the other hunter would capitalize on if he spotted it, and it was a weakness that was hard to miss in the way he stepped backwards now. “Don’t talk to them,” he snapped as Parker turned to Teddy, anger burning in his chest. 
He took another step forward, ready to go in for the kill, ready to turn the damn floor red. And then — the screech. Loud, unexpected. Two things that Emilio wasn’t much good with anymore, two things that tended to have an ill-effect on an addled mind. It disoriented him, made his ears hurt, made his eyes dart wildly from side to side as he searched for the source. Something’s wrong, his mind whispered, something’s here. It’s going to kill you, it’s going to kill them, don’t you get it? It’ll tear the world apart all over again. 
His eyes settled back on Parker just as the warden slashed out at Teddy, and any limited strategy the slayer possessed vanished with the glint of the warden’s blade. He was a rabid dog as he launched himself forward, eyes wild and settling nowhere for long. He was a flurry of movement — slashes, stabs, fists, teeth. Emilio was raised in a way that found him fighting for every ounce of life he had; moments like this saw that heritage shining through. The movements were without strategy, but unpredictable as a result. With that disorienting sound triggering the parts of his mind that never left Mexico, he was a hard thing to pin down.
Where the fuck did that noise come from? The ex-demon was reeling long before the screeching ended. Staggered as if it had been a physical blow. Maybe not as hard as the hunters would have hit, but a strike all the same. And it wasn’t the only one. The momentary disorientation was all Parker needed to slash out and strike skin. Blood, bright red and human seeped from Teddy’s wound. Jagged and deeper on one side than the other, an imperfect strike. Good. Hurt worse in the moment, but that seemed to be the kind of thing that pissed Parker off. Ted didn’t know much but they knew a perfectionist when they saw one. 
Was it the surprise of a second guest, they wondered, or the noise? Probably the former, Parker didn’t react quite as badly as Emilio did. Had the warden somehow caused that, was it part of the trap for the fae girl? Some supernatural creatures had extremely sensitive hearing, it was only logical to think some fae might as well. That it might be another of the coward’s tools like the drugs he’d hit Ted with before. The thought of which made their head spin, and their eyes snap towards the strange daggers on the man’s belt. 
The slash on their arm was not enough to stop Teddy, wasn’t enough for them to show their hand and give it back either. Too early to show what would happen. In a way, the stinging gash along their arm was a driving force. Painful, and weakening that arm quite a bit, but igniting a fire inside their chest all the same. Unfortunately, they weren’t the only bonfire lit by the action. Ted’s attention whipped around just in time to see Emilio lunge at the other hunter. Fuck. Right within range of the scorpion’s tail. 
So Teddy rushed at a different angle. Reaching out for a slash of their own, going for the belt that held those dangerous daggers. Metal met leather with a gnawing resistance, but Parker was far too tangled up in Emilio’s teeth (goddamn, now that was a mental image to savor) to stop the ex-demon from snapping the strip, then slinging it out of the belt loops. Quickly, they tossed the thing as if it was a live grenade. Far enough away from the fray that it might as well have been in a different state. This turn, however, served another purpose. Bait. Parker had wriggled one arm free, still had a blade of some kind in his hand. And Teddy had just presented him with a wide open target. Too enticing to ignore. 
Snapping orders on what and what not to do. An observation that no amount of bravado could hide the knowledge that Emilio’s leg wasn’t any better than last time; if his quick observation was correct, Parker wasn’t the only one who lost something in their last fight. It should’ve given him a flash of satisfaction, but he wasn’t allowed any time between frenzied attacks from Emilio, especially after he could feel his dagger striking flesh. Uneven, unsatisfying, but there just the same. The Warden didn’t even have time to examine the damage he’d done (or see the black blood that surely spilled from the wound as it did last time) when something seemed to ignite in Emilio, the latter growing even more erratic and careless, but also utilizing his enhanced speed in ways that made it impossible for Parker to block them all and soon enough, he had placed his focus once more on the other hunter. The two became almost intertwined with each other; arms banging against one another, legs crossed as they pushed against the ground while trying to stay standing, themselves. There were different attacks coming from every angle he could perceive and then some but he reacted as best as he could to each of them, opting to block the knife in favor of whatever else the slayer had at his disposal– ‘Wait did he just bite you??’ Walker asked incredulously as the Warden sucked in a breath of surprise when he felt teeth being buried in his arm. Somehow, he was expecting that less than any stab wound and the hand that wasn’t holding the knife grappled for Emilio’s curly brown hair in an attempt to pry him off. Parker was so focused on being caught off-guard like that that he wasn’t aware of Teddy coming in from one of his blind spots and he realized with a sensation far, far stronger than the surprise that painted his face upon being bitten that his utility belt had been removed. Abruptly abandoning any endeavor to attack Emilio, his gaze snapped down where it found nothing, then his head jerked up just in time to see Teddy throw the belt with enough arm strength that it disappeared from his view. His breath caught in his throat and wild blue eyes with their tiny pupils darted to Teddy, who seemed to leave themselves open for him. Time slowed, or perhaps it was just his own enhanced senses but in any case, he was being confronted with options: In a deft maneuver, Parker had swapped hands that held the knife and for a split second, he was ready to stab Emilio just for the trouble - the two were obviously close and he himself was starting to lose the fight, especially as he struggled to keep himself from hyperventilating as he the weightlessness of his belt being torn from him and placed so out of reach threatened to send him into a meltdown. Teddy obviously wanted him to go for them, which was why it made more sense to remove Emilio, then he could take Teddy apart limb from limb. He inhaled…
��But any thoughts that were racing through his head were promptly lost as oozing crimson caught his eye. The belt was all but forgotten. Emilio’s teeth, his blade, his fists, anything against Parker was dulled. The sounds of struggle became muted as though they were plunged underwater and the pupils that were pinpricks just seconds ago swelled in size, almost like a cat suddenly fascinated with a moving object. Air was expelled from his nostrils and he wrenched his arm from Emilio, spraying his own blood everywhere as he wordlessly attempted to use the slayer as a springboard. The four inches of advantage he had over the slayer was utilized as well as still having two working legs and he rushed for Teddy– no, he rushed for Teddy’s arm, knife in one hand and approximately zero critical thoughts going through his head as everything was drowned in red. The pulsing, fevered spot on his back, obscured under both his shirt and jacket, sent signals to his mind. Consume. It wasn’t black. It didn’t matter. Parker was on them in a flash, all but dropping the dagger as he used his bare fingers to pull open the wound so he could sink his teeth into it and feed on their blood.
His teeth found purchase, and Emilio held on tight. The full force of his jaw was locked around Parker’s arm, even as his hands continued striking out with blades gripped in the fists. The warden’s hand was in his hair, trying to yank him back, but Emilio held fast. The pain was a long-forgotten thing. The sound was still assaulting from every angle, and Emilio’s mind was a frazzled thing. He smelled blood; he thought it might have been Teddy’s. The thought only served to further enrage him, and he tried for another stab in the center of Parker’s abdomen. Even in this state, he knew the best bet when fighting a skilled opponent was to aim for center mass, where you had a good shot at hitting something even if they dodged.
In spite of the stench of blood in the air, Teddy seemed to be holding their own. Out of the corner of his eye, Emilio saw Parker’s drug kit fall away. It was a smart move; he hadn’t thought of it himself, but he should have. The drugs had been what Parker used to take him out last time. If the warden got a chance to do the same thing again, Emilio wasn’t certain he’d wake up with all of himself still attached. But the slayer wasn’t the only one who noticed the kit falling away — it caught Parker’s attention, too.
And it wasn’t the only thing.
It was funny; Emilio recognized the behavior. It was a half-realized thing, in the state he was in, but bloodlust was the sort of thing he’d been trained to pinpoint since the time he was a child. The look in a vampire’s eyes when it zeroed in on its meal, the single mindedness of a hungry beast. The warden jumped at Teddy, grabbed for their bloody arm, sunk his own teeth in, and Emilio took a moment to focus on that hollow of his gut that usually tugged when there was something undead around. But the feeling wasn’t there now. Parker, despite his behavior, hadn’t been turned into a vampire since the last time Emilio had seen him. He was just… trying to eat Teddy’s arm. Huh.
The warden’s quest for Teddy’s blood had sent Emilio stumbling back a few feet, a chunk of Parker’s arm still clenched between his teeth. He spat it out in quiet disgust, shaking his head to try to center himself in spite of the sound. Being used as a springboard hadn’t done any favors for his bad leg, but he was miraculously still on his feet. And Parker was attacking Teddy, and even knowing that everything he was doing was being dolled back in his direction piece by piece wasn’t enough to quell the rage that came with that. Maybe Teddy’s new party trick would serve as a decent distraction. Emilio was about to find out. 
Launching forward once again, he readied his knife and hoped that this time, it would be his blade that came away bloodied.
If the sensations from the battle up in the bunker in the mountains were strange, this was something else. Bizarre. Vile. One part excruciating, one part invigorating. Fingernails found purchase between the layers of skin. Peeling and prying at the weeping wound to get a better angle for his hungry mouth. Teddy felt panicked, a whole new flavor of freaked out. Their heartbeat quickened, blood pressure spiked, the body’s defense of sending all its blood to their extremities started becoming a real fucking concerning issue. 
The sanguine fluid dribbled out and all over Teddy’s arm as Parker cracked into it like a greedy toddler trying to get at the candy in the center of a pinata. The ex-demon flailed, trying to put their whole strength into a move that would have thrown the man across the room with as much ease as they had clipped the belt but– but Teddy was human now. Human and broken enough that their strength was nothing impressive, certainly not something that could rival a hunter’s. Instead their shoulder popped with a sickening sllu–lruck! Drooping lazily for a moment behind them as they struggled to get away like a fox caught in a bear trap. 
Even so, the Leviathan’s final gift was weaving its magic. 
In Parker’s frenzy, maybe he didn’t notice right away. Teddy had no idea what had gotten into the man who they were pretty sure was a warden and not a vampire or something. Teddy hadn’t ever been jumped by vampires before. Demon blood apparently wasn’t too tasty. And since the ritual, well, Emilio had been sticking close enough around to act like mosquito repellent. As the ex-abomination watched and struggled against the shifting tides of skin and blood, they saw the way the skin tried to knit itself closed around the teeth still stuck deep within their flesh. Saw how it molded around, like the knots of a tree bending to the whims of iron fences, only to overtake with time and effort. 
By the time their shoulder had popped back into place, Teddy was feeling woozy. The magic was struggling to keep up in a realistic way. It may have been pumping that much damage into the feral warden, may have been trying desperately to close the wounds his gnawing teeth and gnashing hands sought to re-open. That, or it was the sheer amount of magic that had to flow through in such quick succession. Either way, the edges of their vision started going dark and Ted had one hell of a fall. 
The taste of copper on his tongue wasn’t a welcome one, Parker had acknowledged that immediately. But it was necessary, through a powerful urge that he wasn’t sure he’d ever felt so strongly aside from when he found something he needed to add to his collection. The word ‘obsession’, said in disgust by his father when he would overhear the hushed conversations the man and his mother would have behind closed doors, found its way into his head once more. ‘He’s impossible sometimes, Eris.’ He said as the Warden clumsily, carelessly sucked at the open wound to siphon blood from Teddy’s freshly-dislocated arm. 
‘He gets these… ideas in his head and it’s like he doesn’t realize where he is.’ A fresh, unnatural spike of pain came from his other arm now as his chin was coated in crimson. ‘He shuts down and gets unresponsive.’ The wound Parker’s jaw was clenched around was… closing, skin trying to push his teeth out from it. Every ounce of blood the Warden consumed seemed to fire another neuron in his brain, a machine fuelled by life itself with no grace, no capacity for recognizing when it should be grateful or understanding when it needed to stop. He jerked his head to the side as he felt the flesh attempting to stitch itself up, a human can opener with teeth not suited for what they were trying to do, a throat that wanted to gag as blood seeped down his esophagus but an insatiable hunger that overwhelmed him despite everything else he felt. 
‘He doesn’t understand pain.’ Accompanied with the sensation of his own arm being pulled open by teeth not suited for what they were trying to do, miraculously forming as though he were being bitten by an invisible specter was the decidedly sharper pain of a knife in his side. More blood unlocked more of his capacity to think; Emilio was still there, Parker had turned his back on him and in that moment, the slayer had taken advantage. Every ounce of him that grappled to take control back told him that what he was doing wasn’t worth it. He would bite, the wound would close and he’d feel something akin to, well, teeth sawing into his arm. An arm that felt like it’d been tethered to a car that wrenched it from its socket.
‘You wanted a hunter.’ His mother replied curtly, with that tone Parker only heard on occasion, and mostly when he was listening in to their conversations. ‘He hunts. And I’d have expected you of all people to know what obsession feels like; he got it from you.’ He wasn’t sure if the knife was still in his side or if it had been pulled out, opening a hole for him, his own iron-rich blood pouring from it. He wanted– he needed to inspect it, to refocus his attention on Emilio, especially if the damage he was doing to Teddy wasn’t amounting to anything. His vision still swimming, blurred over and almost not recognizing anything but what was colored red, the Warden’s bones cracked as he pulled himself from the human just as the latter fell to the ground. 
He straightened up despite both arms pulsing with bite wounds (and one of which swinging loosely), the inflamed sore on his back demanding he pay more in blood and the knife wound in his side and Parker, dripping, gasping for breath and still yet almost completely silent, cast his steely stare to Emilio. His own dagger had since been dropped. His blue eyes searched for an opening on Emilio, any place where the red stood out. He found nothing. He’d find something; Emilio bled just as well as he or Teddy or anyone else did. Staggering slightly, Parker attempted to kick Emilio’s bad leg once more. He’d fall, and his eyes would be at the perfect height for Parker to gouge them out with his thumbs. He’d drink from those sockets. ‘He doesn’t understand pain because you made sure he doesn’t understand pain.’ As he kicked, he brought one of his arms up and twisted it until his mouth was caressing his own skin, pulling blood from his own veins now in an attempt to quell the seemingly-unquenchable thirst. 
‘How am I supposed to punish a boy who doesn’t feel anything?’
‘Maybe think about how that’s punishment enough.’
The vines bursted through the hole once known as a window. Wiggling and twisting like water from a spout. As if they had no limitations to the shapes they bore, except for the muffled clicking from their core. Clicks of those long dead bones below the surface. The vines were things of death, but they could be persuaded otherwise from the right mouth. The vines’ mouth was a spiral into darkness: a meager mimicry of the thing that rotted inside them. It latched onto Parker, the spiraled vines curling around both his arms. They slithered through the window, man and hound, and into the crisp air. But that hedgehound’s assistance was over, for it was the retriever. Parker was flung onto another: one mighty and swift. A thing worthy to be a steed, as its vines secured Parker onto its back. 
Most things came in threes, and the hounds were no exception. The third loomed by the cabin, matching the second in girth. The only thing taller was Burrow, who clung onto its mighty back. With only a twitch of her will, the hound eagerly followed her command. Twisted masses that mimicked hind legs kicked the corner of the shed. It too was eager to bend to her will — it bent into total submission. With only a tremble of protest, the shed began to crumble to the ground. Nature had fully claimed it at last.
Burrow did not care to see it to fruition. She would not let the intruders harm her parasites or her host any longer. Back to the trees she urged her precious hounds, and back to the trees they ran. The steeds ran in tandem: side by side. The retriever trailed behind. Its legs twisted into their opposing directions, sending the hound into a backwards gait. Keeping its eyes steady upon what once was the shed and those inside.
It freed Burrow’s own eyes to look at Parker. She saw a composed man look closer to a bloody beast. “You are a full mess. Remember, you cannot harm me.” What had happened? The man ruminated when his emotions simply overstayed their welcome. Surely he would not worry about such little things if this chaos was common. A madness that had him biting whoever dared cross his maw, even his own flesh. Her retriever hound had told her of such. She could see its evidence: how the mess of gore concentrated on his lips. Even all the marks on his shoulder did not produce as much blood that dripped off his lips. Drippings he desperately licked upon. Almost as if he was… hungry. How interesting. “You will explain to me why you bit the intruder and yourself… after you calm down and deal with your wounds. Your amount of blood loss is wasteful and unhealthy.” She urged her vines to press onto the gash on his side, holding what blood they could into his body. “I will put the moss on your wounds. Then, you will tell me why you were biting.”
Teddy fell. Parker attacked them and they fell, and it was too loud, and his leg hurt, and he could smell blood in the air and taste it on his tongue and he didn’t think he’d be able to breathe again until the taste went away completely or he ripped the warden’s throat out with his teeth to add to it. The walls of the room were starting to shift and blur, and Emilio was as angry as he always was, as terrified as he always pretended not to be. A shed in the woods, a living room in Mexico, it was all the same. There was a monster in front of him with blood in its teeth, and he knew how to kill something like that, so he would. This was what he was good for, after all, this was the point of him.
The slayer readjusted the knife in his hand, readied himself to strike. Kill the monster, serve your purpose. It was simple. 
But everything was only ever simple until it wasn’t. 
There were vines; it took a moment for Emilio to realize that they weren’t just in his head. They crawled through the windows, they scooped Parker up. There were creatures — hedgehounds, he knew those were hedgehounds — and they were riding in like stallions, were carrying the warden away. The fae was back, was helping him, and it didn’t make any sense. Hunters could work together with the things they were supposed to hunt sometimes, but the idea of Parker doing so seemed so utterly ridiculous that Emilio couldn’t wrap his mind around it. But the hedgehounds were whisking the warden away, and the nymph seemed to be controlling them. It didn’t take a detective to put two and two together. 
Nor did it take one to recognize the way the building began to tremble.
He could have gone after them. He knew that. Even with his bad leg, there was a chance he could have caught up. But the building was shaking and Teddy was on the ground, and Emilio couldn’t bare the thought of leaving them so he didn’t. Instead, he rushed over. He draped himself over them, let his skin brush against theirs. (Were there any injuries left, any more evidence of Parker’s assault? He’d take it all, if he could. He wanted to.) The ceiling fell, too old and decrepit to do any real damage even as it collapsed around him. He was a better shield than he was a person, he thought. He liked himself better when he was serving a purpose.
By the time it was all done, there was no sign of the hedgehounds. No sign of the warden or the fae, no sign of anything but Teddy and Emilio in the wreckage. Emilio glared in the direction they’d taken off in, furious that the warden had escaped with his life again, furious with himself for his failure. He’d spend the rest of the night drinking it away, he thought; chasing the feeling of inadequacy with a bottle of whiskey, burying the aches and pains of the fight with bitter amber. But… There were more important things to take care of first.
He stood, brushed himself off. One arm went under Teddy’s head, another under their knees. He scooped them up gently, cradling them carefully against his chest as he stood. His leg ached in protest at the added weight, already unhappy at the results of the fight, but he pushed the pain to the back of his mind. It was a message; it could be ignored. Straightening, he took an unsteady step forward, and then another. It’d be slow going, but he’d get them home eventually. 
And then, with a bottle in his hand, he’d figure out just what he was going to do next. He still had a warden to kill, after all.
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honysuckl · 2 years ago
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BOO!!! If the fires be there you would most surely mind em. Gonny no bother. Those sorts will no ken the true fires even if it burnt their dicks clean off. Oh but they surely will after. Ah right those oozy ones from the funnels? Eh. Bit bland that is. Most fair food is nowadays. Only most! OHOO Tell me if they got the dough with the habanero chunks? Can bribe me to wickedness for that shit.
Stories! Hope I be blest to hear a few. Got one ye can share? Or must I be patient? Aha! Glad ye agree. THE FUCKIN HUNT BEGINS!
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Aw yer so sweet fellow warrior! Gonny have me all soft afore the games. But is time for our war faces! GRRRR!!
Y'know, I'd have to ask about fires. I can't remember too much of last year I know I got way too dru-- outside of the tug of war. That was the best part for me anyway. Though I do remember the fried dough. Biggest pieces you'd ever seen. Like a dinner plate. Full of sugar. Absolutely amazing.
YEAH! OMJ (Old Man Jenkins) is a real hero. The things that guy comes up with are off the charts funny. Excellent bartender too. Guy's got some stories. [...] That is the best idea I've heard all day.
You have an excellent way with words, and I'm so damn glad you're on my team!
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seeunsource · 2 years ago
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brandileigh2003 · 7 days ago
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Wolfstar "Hidden gems" underrated fics
~~~please give these authors love, fandom engagement with writers is down and it means more than you know. ~~~
I saw a post about lesser known fics yesterday and decided to try to boost some of my faves. They are under 500 kudos and deserve so much more. (I know that kudos and hits don't mean much at the end of the day, but...)
Feel free to comment or reblog your own fics or your favorites that fit!
-love finds a way by@littleoldrache Jurassic Park au ft disability and trans remus (you really can't go wrong with any of Rachel's fics though, they're amazing)
-The Standard Book Of Spells by Imparfait no voldy hogwarts au
-Tender is the touch (of someone that you love too much) by @purplefiction-ao3 (wip) multiple pov journey of remus waiting for heart transplant
--Engaged for 43 years by @halfravenhalfclaw sirius proposes at first sight at 11, follows til the afterlife (divergent)
--This Is the Way the World Ends by @blitheringmcgonagall sad but beautiful MCD
-Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations by TheQueerTailor Sixth year has just started and Remus is barely keeping up. He's just sixteen but it feels like his body is falling apart.
-Tertiary Colors by krabapple mpreg 1st war divergent, potters live (check out other fics too!)
-Black's Anatomy by @grasslesss greys anatomy fic, remus has lupus
-Give Me A Sign by @theresthesnitch soulmate fic, remus is deaf. (Wip)
-Sweets and Books by Writer_INFJ_2w1: bookshop au, chronic pain
-Babysitting For Dummies by Middleofamoment (37k) au raising teddy get together (theres a sequel and 3rd to come)
-Rarer Than One in a Million by Sp00nhater wolfstar is so soft and sweet, meet in hospital
-Tic Tic Boom by @fictionboysarebetter : Hogwarts fic, remus has tourettes (wip)
-The Ups and Downs of Inevitability by depressed_and_nauseous (check tags deals with heavy topics) remus is in Poppy's care for his safety (wip)
-Small Bones of Courage by Anonymous mcd, please read tags, sensitive topics. Later in life lycanthropy is terminal for remus.
-Flight of Destiny by @lucigoo lesbian wolfstar meet on plane (Luci also has lots of beautiful fics)
-Birthday Blues by YouBlitheringIdiot @blitheringmcgonagall :Sirius is turning sixty and he is appalled...
-Give Quarter to Old Men - @krethes series with older wolfstar
-lazing on a sunday afternoon by peachyybabe domestic slice of life
-I choose you to love for the rest of my life by Writer_INFJ_2w1 sapphic wolfstar wedding
-Puppy Magic by @demonbanisher thefifthmarauder17 magical divergent
-Consider the Lotus by busaikko: Sirius goes with remus to register at the ministry after the prank to show realities of lycanthropy
-Grow As We Go sapphicselene: post 1st war divergent, wolfstar in therapy
-From the Patient Files of Remus J Lupin, 1971 by TheQueerTailor
-While I breathe, I hope by MarigoldWritesThings by @marigold-hills divergent where remus left school after prank
-Without You by daffodilsonaprettystring Titanic mcd (wip)
-Blinded Fate by FatedEcho- Star wars meets wolfstar (wip)
-catch me on the way down by raggedypond
--To die, as lovers may by @moggetbright vampire Sirius and Hunter Remus
-The First Train Home by @houndsinheaven look into 76 and 95
-The Streak by @greyfavorite Remus dressed as a cowboy
-Francesca Syndrome by @coralsunset and diplobeanz: pining Remus
-You Drive Me Crazy by @klilyr based on you drive me crazy
-lights over harvest moon by @shoopsthereitis get together
-maybe time running out is a gift by messrsrarchives @roblogging mcd sickfic
-Love at First Bloom by viwrites @just--vi flower shop au with pining and chronically ill Remus
-cosmic entanglement by @maladaptivewriting wolfstar in every universe!!!!
-Meet Me In The Exosphere by @euripidestrousers top gun au
-Remus lupins guide on how to (not) become a quidditch seeker by Girl_rotting
-we grew up in spite of it by peachyybabe wip, remus has a twin, mcd
-beautiful boy by peachyybabe wip, mcd, based on beautiful boy
This is technically over "kudos cap" but i really don't see it rec'd enough:
-Wishes on Stars by Quietlemonhush, TherestheSnitch fairy tale: remus wishes for a friend
**this post was made in Nov 2024, so hopefully some of these numbers have changed and you've made some authors' day 💙💙
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impactedfates · 1 year ago
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Gayly crashes inside here/J
Anyways may I request a Jing Yuan with [platonic] bio-child reader.. Who has the most chaotic personality ever [ft sharing the same braincells as Yanqing] thank youuu
— 🫶🏻 Anon with a teddy bear gift 🧸
A/N: THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT, I’LL TREASURE IT FOREVER 🧸 I HOPE YOU’LL LIKE THIS
Genre/Trope: Platonic + Family (JY, You and Yanqing!) + Crack
Format: Bullet Pointed Scenarios/HC
Warnings: None
Extra: Reader is a teen in this // Single Father JY again but he loves his kids // Yanqing will be your younger brother for this // Reader works under Fu Xuan // Not fully proofread // Some mentions of modern day stuff but time is still taken in the HSR Universe
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Loveable Headaches - Platonic Dad! Jing Yuan x Reader
Jing Yuan really does love his children, both you and Yanqing...but you two never seem to give him a break do you? From your brother always buying swords to you deciding to dramatically gasp about the future, causing them to be scared when all that happened was that they trip over a pebble the next day...
On a day where he wished he could be sleeping having done all his paperwork (or...most of them) Fu Xuan comes barging in dragging you behind her, glaring at the man. And although making people scared of their future is rather bad when you're a diviner...he can't help but chuckle sometimes Fu Xuan tries to make him lecture you.
Fu Xuan: General Jing Yuan, your kid started laughing when they saw someone's future. Jing Yuan: Is that so? What did they laugh at? Fu Xuan: A poor guy who got jump scared by a ca- Jing Yuan: Wheeze Ah ahem I mean, they did?
When you and Yanqing are hanging out together. It's either Yanqing being the responsible one and leading you out of trouble, or the other way around. Not one time have you two shared a brain cell and thought logically. At rare times, both of you would have no brain cells and Jing Yuan would have a Cloud Knight knocking at his office and bringing the two rascals who scared the trainee knights.
When Mimi first grew up and the family realised she was in fact a lion, you climbed on her back and began riding her around like a horse.
[Name]: Go Mimi go!! Jing Yuan: Sweetie…please get off her. [Name]: What why? D: We're both feline great Jing Yuan: *Trying not to laugh* G-good one…but you're gonna get hurt.
You and Yanqing probably on more than one occasion tried to go into R rated films when you both were younger. Unluckily for you, everyone knows the Generals kid.
The Dozing General loves his naps and sleep but he also loves you!...But if he hears you playing "We Will Rock You" at 3am in the morning with pots and pans one more time-
Honestly you give Fu Xuan a headache too sometimes. We already said you laugh at a divination you give that scares the other person but you also tend to act disgusted, concerned or any negative emotion when reading future moments...this can either lead to you telling them what happened which is usually such a small thing or you not telling them, simply stating "Can't say, ruins the future"
You probably stole a bunch of things from his room, it worked out for a bit as he wasn't sure where everything was going but you revealed yourself as the lil thief when you tried to steal his heavy sword. (It's a sword right? Or smt??)
You made Jing Yuan wear a powerpuff girls outfit once for Halloween. If he was a powerpuff girl or Dr whatever his name was I forgot, is up to you.
Jing Yuan seems like the type of guy to give kids the big chocolate bars for Halloween, so he needs to hide them from you and Yanqing before Halloween is here or else the kids won't have any as you snatched them with your lil brother.
I see that when you and Yanqing were younger, you tried dressing up as each other, wearing wigs and each other's clothing to try and trick Jing Yuan...however, your clothes were too big on Yanqing, and his clothes were too small on you.
Yanqing tried to jump scare you once when you were using the hose for something, needless to say. Yanqing came back in the house absolutely soaked.
Perhaps one day, the two of you dressed up as Jing Yuan, he found it so adorable!! He took so many pictures of the 'Mini Generals'...he may or may not have attempted to take a day off, gesturing to the 'Mini Generals' and how they would do the work.
Fu Xuan: General…they're kids, they're not ready for your job Jing Yuan: Kids! That want to be me, why not train them? Fu Xuan: General Jing Yuan: Ah, no fun Madam Fu, I'm going I'll do my work, I'll do my work.
He questioned if you were a dog in disguise when you were like 5 tbh. Cuz you bit a lot of things, heck he once came into a meeting with you hanging off his arm...by biting him...doesn't hurt him but he did question where you learnt that.
Yanqing was adopted as a kid, when Jing Yuan first came home with the lil guy, and introduced him to you as your younger brother...you tried to make him fly by throwing him off the kitchen counter, to which THANKFULLY Jing Yuan has the quick reflexes to save Yanqing, he scolded you of course. And hey, good thing Jing Yuan did save your brother as you wouldn't have your partner in crime otherwise.
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Idk if I made the reader chaotic or not but hopefully this was alrightwfiof.
Sorry for slow updates (I say as if I didn't mention I'd also be concentrated on other things). I'm going to some resort or something for a school tour(?) and apparently it has no wifi/signal, so wish me luck...gotta bond with my classmates.
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nightguide · 1 month ago
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ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT: GIRLS ALOUD
GIRLS ALOUD: FUNNY, AREN’T YA
LSER FT. THE SATURDAYS, YUNG GRINCH
SHADY MISS LATELY
FUNNY, AREN’T YA
CRY ME A LOVE LETTER FT. JASON DERULO, PARAMPARA TANDON
FCKED UP MR REEVES SANTANA LOPEZ FT. LUKE COMBS, LEOSTAYTRILL
FUNNY ENOUGH, HA. HA. HA. GOT YOU BITCH
DOLLAR SIGN
WUV SCNE FT. CHARLI XCX, MIA KELLY,
MAKEOUT POINT FT. LORD HURON, RIHANNA, WAHID
LITTLE MISS INTREPID FT. ROBYN
CLOSER FT. AGNES
FLICK FT. GREEN DAY, MILEY CYRUS
HEN-DO FT. SUGABABES
KATE MOSS FT. COLDPLAY, JIMIN, ARIANA GRANDE, SHILPA, NE-YO
DIGIT FT. THE VERVE
MENDLER FT. LINNA RIAZ, ANNA KENDRICK
TOON TRICKS FT. BASTILLE, TIERRA WHACK, TYLER THE CREATOR, A$AP ROCKY
NEON WATERS FT. JONAH KAGEN, NIRVANA
LITTL BIT TOO MUCH FOR YA FT. LITTLE MIX, LEA MICHELE, PULKIT SAMRAT
BUNNY BOO FT. SABRINA CARPENTER
CHRYSLER’S ANGELS FT. WE ARE LADY PARTS, YUNG BLUD
KISS KISS KISS FT. CARDI B, NICKI MINAJ, GLORILLA, AMBER RILEY, RICK ROSS
10 FT. RAYE (KATY B REMIX)
YOUR LOW FT. LISA
LIP STICK FT. RHCP, DEMI LOVATO
IMAGINARY FT. ZENDAYA, BELLA THORNE (LINNA RIAZ REMIX)
MATCHSTICKS FT. NXGHT!, FAOUZIA, TAYLOR ACORN, ROYKSOPP
BADDY FT. TEDDY SWIMS, TOMMY RICHMAN, LADY GAGA, NEELKAMAL SINGH
SONIC ORGASM FT. JACK RIDDIFORD
BAM
FOR YOU FT. MONALI THAKUR, THE KID LAROI (DEMI LOVATO COVER)
RIPPED FR. CHAPPELL ROAN, ROYAL AND THE SERPENT, INA WROLDSEN
NO MERCY FT. ADELE, WEEKND, NEHA
KITTEN FT. LP, PITBULL, TRIPTI DIMRI
DOWN FT. FIFTH HARMONY (BELANGER REMIX)
ON THE NIGHT FT. REX ORANGE COUNTY, TRAVIS SCOTT, TAYLOR SWIFT, J-LO
RED APPLE FT. BAD BUNNY, KANIKA KAPOOR
FUN LOVE FT. PUSSYCAT DOLLS, DUA LIPA
BLACK CAB FT. PLAN B
HOMELESS FT. ED SHEERAN, SARA KAYS, ARIJIT SINGH
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spooked-skull-studios · 2 months ago
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Drawing a live reaction image after listening to the new Protocol episode (what if? Ep1) ft. Lil pootis
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what the hell is Teddy doing
i know I skipped the fluff episode 😭 I should have heeded the Alexander j Newall warning (the intro made me aware of where every tooth in my mouth was situated. It was very unpleasant.) I will listen to it soon I'm just not feeling to great at the moment :[
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lemonisherelol · 5 months ago
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First MU oc/sona. (PT 1)
• Gummy Bubble Gumball, or known as Gummy “The Fun”, is one of the Greek Councils’ pal!
• Gummy is known for his famous family, Gully Gumball.
• His father is known for his massive size, and his stores! Cafe his mother works at, and owns! And a butcher shop his father owns.
• Gummy always wished to be a scarer, even if he has to work hard to become one. However life was stressful for him as he was picked on, it was all because of his small size. (He was around 4 ft, pretty short.) But however he aged up quickly, around 5’8 now. He wears his scarf to hide the past scars, not wanting to be mentioned “the loser” he is.
• After getting accepted by the university, his parents only wished him luck. During his freshman year, he signed up for the scare program to prove himself, which led others surprised for someone who appeared cute, but terrifying. He met Claire and Brock, leading these two to be great friends.
• Brock and Gummy had the hype energy to scream and cheer on, both are like dogs. Claire and Gummy may seemed quiet, but Gummy does annoy her on purpose, however Claire kinda got used to it, she still cares for them despite not showing it.
Now for the juicy part lol….
Name: Gummy B. Gumball
Nicknames: Gum, Gummo, dwarf, teddy bear.
Age: 20 (around MAW, he is around his 30s when he’s married to Claire and Brock)
Height: 4’0 - 5’8 (MAW: 9’2, he’s a big boy :3)
Weight: 169 IBS
Species: Food-like monster…JamBoing.
Gender: Male (Transmasculine, FTM)
Pronouns: He/Him/His, They/Them/Theirs
Bio: A monster who wants to be a scarer, but also had career choices, a butcher like his father or a baker like his mother. He decided he could be both, but just for now. He was originally known for his family’s history, but also known for being a fun midget who enjoyed using his adorableness to manipulate, and scare.
Fun facts!!
• His fur taste like icing, but his knives are like weapons to use for defense and carving.
• His species is JamBoing, like I said…a JamBoing are a species of desserts, junk foods, etc! JamBoing can grow around a massive size, and known for their frosted looks, for example, a monster with candles as horns, or antennas, and frosting as fur. Or a monster that looks like a pizza-
• He is pansexual, polyamorous! Dating Brock and Clarie!
• Gummy can come off friendly at first, but strict and loud towards others during scare games, something they don’t want to be seen as “soft”. They were reminded as a Coach.
• Gummy is based off the pink monster from kahoot, pinkie pie from mlp, Jam Boree from msm, Sadny Bin and Rinny from pretty blood.
• Gummy loves to listen to punk/rock music, mainly ready to die. (Him and Claire listen to it together!)
• And last one, Gummy would try and get Johnny to back off, not liking how Johnny would flirt jokingly to Claire. Brock would be silly till he finds out Gummy smacked Johnny.
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Boo hoo Johnny is dead /j
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princessmisery666 · 1 year ago
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Rules: Shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist and post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people.
Thanks for the tag @loverhymeswith - I love music games 🥰
Boyfriend - Usher
The Door - Teddy Swims
Give Her That - Carrie Underwood
Like A Villain - Bad Omens
How We Roll - Ciara ft. Christ Brown
Get Up Kid - Thirty Seconds To Mars
Loose Control - Teddy Swims
The Death Of Peace Of Mind - Bad Omens
Dientes - J Balvin, Usher, DJ Khaled
Link Up - Ne-Yo
Np Tags: @cockslutpadalecki @deanwinchesterswitch @firefly-in-darkness @evansrogerskitten @letsby @writercole @wildbornsiren @dawn-petrichor-world
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dleena2023 · 1 year ago
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🥰 T1'S GREATEST PLAYLIST 🥰
2021:
strangers again - against the current (knowing lck for the 1st time)
kiss me more - doja cat (enjoying the matches/lsb being heart-throbs)
when you look me in the eyes - jonas brothers (end of lck regular season)
just a dream - troye sivan (canna/cuzz/faker/teddy/keria)
you - troye sivan ft. tate mcrae (they inspired me to write my 1st sajak dedicated to them!)
roman holiday - halsey (t1 streamings at night ft. clozer & faker)
carry you - union j (t1 together as a team - reflection)
here's your perfect - jamie miller ft. salem ilese (start of playoffs with teddy as starter)
honey - halsey (summer finals ft damwon)
good to goodbye - christopher ft. clara mae (enjoying t1 streaming vids on youtube)
hall of fame - the script (t1's win against hle in quarters)
superheroes - the script (edg vs damwon)
the climb - miley cyrus (t1's loss against damwon in semis)
kepala batu - 💙 insomniacks (post worlds)
reminisensi - 💙 insomniacks (stardust's resignation from head coach + '21 roster </3)
pulang - 💙 insomniacks (t1 players leaving one by one)
time machine - midnight fusic (t1 night streams ft new member aka zeus <3)
2022:
red hands - walk off the earth (start of spring season ft zeus as a starter)
ghost - justin bieber (missing canna & teddy)
new americana - 👑halsey (on the way of no loss in spring)
rocketeer - far east movement (feeling nostalgic during t1 streams out of the blues)
ain't it fun - paramore (heart attacks lol but we won anyways)
unstopabble - sia (undefeated spring split 18-0)
forget me too - 👑machine gun kelly ft. halsey (msi journey to finals)
how do you love somebody/don't wake me up - why don't we (whole journey through summer split)
if the world was ending - jp saxe ft. julia michaels (losing matches + runner ups for summer finals)
this is me - keala settle & the greatest showman ensemble (preparation vs rng in worlds quarters)
terbang tunduk/tahu - fynn jamal (post worlds quarters + vs jdg in semis)
heroes - alesso ft. love to (vs drx in finals)
who's gonna love you tonight - snakeships & tinsahe (t1's loss against drx in finals + post worlds heartbreak </3)
good times - all time low (t1's night streams with all of us trying to move on)
2023:
check yes juliet - we the kings (new year = new beginning of the spring split with the same roster <3)
terbang tunduk - fynn jamal (when time gets tough during the journey)
robot - the sam willows (loss against geng in spring finals)
high hopes - yours truly (start of msi tournament & clean win against mad lions)
jump/weapon - 🌹against the current (vs blg and jdg in msi semis)
under the skin - &team (losing series in summer split)
gravity - 🌹against the current (waiting for captain faker to return from wrist injury)
the great escape - boys like girls (barely advancing to playoffs -> stomping hard vs kt -> escaping & secure a spot in worlds!!)
titans - major lazer ft. sia & labrinth (t1 being t1tans as usual in playoffs)
another you another way - against the current (sudden memories of zofgk together from last year until now)
roses - 🌹against the current (news of zofgk splitting apart/will miss each one of them dearly if they decide to leave t1 </3)
phoenix - 🌹cailin russo & chrissy constanza (results of group draws & feeling doubtful to face lng in worlds quarters)
here again - insomniacks (strong motivation to win against lng in worlds quarters)
weapon - 🌹against the current (believing and having faith in zofgk for semis vs jdg)
di penghujung muda - samsons (feeling uncertain vs jdg in worlds semis but the light of hope is there & living in the moment which might be the last with zofgk </3)
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paramcur · 2 years ago
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t*yl*r sw*ft & j*ke gylenh*ll type beat for @hypesboysboyypesboy ! he's  been  scheduled  to  guest  on  one  of  the  late  night  shows,  to  talk  about  the  opening  of  one  of  the  roisin  group's  newest  hotels  and  subtly  talk  up  one  of  his  own  projects,  a  coming  of  age  indie  flick  without  much  promotion.  only  none  of  his  managers,  any  of  his  people,  had  told  him  that  his  ex  was  also  supposed  to  appear  on  the  show.  thankfully  they  won't  be  appearing  together,  otherwise  he's  petty  enough  to  start  trying  to  sue  the  production  --  but  it's  been  a  long  time  since  he's  seen  asami.
she's  perfectly  made  up  and  beautiful  as  she  peruses  the  craft  service,  but  teddy  can  tell  underneath  the  concealer  that  she's  tired.  if  teddy  was  smart,  more  emotionally  intelligent  and  conflict  avoidant,  he  would  grab  a  danish  and  keep  on  moving.  he's  not.  "how  do  you  do  it?"  teddy  blurts,  gripping  his  styrofoam  cup  of  coffee  a  little  tighter.
"make  me  the  bad  guy  in  every  song  when  really,  i  didn't  need  much  help."  all  of  his  insecurities  and  fuckups,  immortalized  forever  in  song.  two  damaged  people  trying  to  love  each  other  was  never  going  to  end  well  but  the  way  she  tells  her  truth,  makes  their  love  story  more  palatable  and  capitalizes  on  it  doesn't  sit  right  with  him.  and  yet,  he  can  never  get  her  out  of  his  head,  because  asami  is  the  hottest  ticket  in  town,  she's  everywhere.
meanwhile,  teddy  is  public  enemy  number  one.  "don't  you  know  you  catch  more  flies  with  honey?"  but  maybe  that's  not  what  asami  wants,  perhaps  she  wants  wasps  and  bees  with  stingers  to  meander  around  him  instead  of  the  typical,  annoying  flies  and  gnats.  criticism  was  harder  to  get  over  when  it  was  from  your  peers.
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faoighiche · 9 months ago
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That is not the location that is a video. [User watches the tiktok and recognizes Teddy.] [...] [User begins to try to match the location in the tiktok to her memory.] Hello again. Do you often try the hot cocoa? Do you try other treats?
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[user posts a link to a tiktok, assuming that's what the comment meant]
All wrapped up now. Shorts are on the tok, a better edited video will be on my page later.
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my-chaos-radio-2020-list · 2 months ago
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Sad Happy - Circa Waves
Sandman - Tei Verdes
Santa Doesn’t Know You Like I Do - Sabrina Carpenter
Satellite - Bebe Rexha & Snoop Dogg
Save Your Tears - The Weeknd
Secrets - Regard, RAYE
Seventeen Going Under - Sam Fender
She’s All I Wanna Be - Tate McRae
She's Gone, Dance On - Disclosure
Shivers - Ed Sheeran
SICKO - Felix Jeahn feat. GASHI, FAANGS
Single Soon - Selena Gomez
Small Town Friday Nights - Kaylee Bell
Smile - Martin Garrix feat. Carolina Liar
Smooth Talk (Seduction Pt.1) - Le Flex
So Am I - Ava Max
Somebody - Dagny
Space In My Heart - Enrique Iglesias, Miranda Lambert
Stars - PNAU, Bebe Rexha, Ozuna
Stay - The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber
Stay With Me - Calvin Harris feat. J. Timberlake, Halsey & Pharrell
Stayed A Summer - Erin Kinsey
Stick Season - Noah Kahan
Summer Rain - Victoria Nadine
SUPERMODEL - Måneskin
Supernova - aespa
Supersad - Suki Waterhouse
Survive - Lindsey Stirling feat. Walk Off The Earth
Survivin’ - Bastille
Sweet But Psycho - Ava Max
Sweeter - Cannons
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Take You Dancing - Jason Derulo
Talk About Love - Kate Hudson
Talk That Talk - Twice
Taste - Sabrina Carpenter
Tears - Perrie
Tennessee Orange - Megan Moroney
TEXAS HOLD'EM - Beyoncé
That's Not How This Works - Charlie Puth feat. Dan+ Shay
The boy is mine - Ariana Grande
The Business - Tiesto
The Door - Teddy Swims
The Hardest Part - Olivia Dean
The Lost Ones - Florrie
The Motto - Tiesto & Ava Max
The Passenger (Lalala) - LUM!X, MOCABI & D.T.E., Gabry Ponte
The Show - Niall Horan
These Walls - Dua Lipa
Thinking 'Bout Us - Danii Minogue & Autone
This Is Why - Paramore
Tomboy - (G)I-DLE
Training Season - Dua Lipa
Trustfall - P!nk
Truth - Godsmack
two thousand songs - spookybands
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Unconditional - Molly Burch
Underdog - Alicia Keys
Unhealthy - Anne-Marie, Shania Twain
Unsure - Alan Walker, Kylie Cantrall
Until I Found You - Stephen Sanchez
Use Me (Brutal Hearts) - Diplo ft. Johnny Blue Skies & Dove Cameron
Used To Know Me - Charli XCX
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vampire - Olivia Rodrigo
Von dutch - Charlie xcx
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Waffle House - Jonas Brothers
We're Good - Dua Lipa
Wellerman - Sea Shanty - Nathan Evans
What A View - Girl Named Tom
What Was I Made For? - Billie Eilish
What Would You Do? - Tate McRae
When We Were Young (The Logical Song) - David Guetta, Kim Petras
Where Am I - Cha Eun-Woo
Where Are You Now - Lost Frequencies feat. Calum Scott
Where Did You Go - Jax Jones feat. MNEK
Wherever You Are - Martin Garrix & Dub Vision
Whisper - Adina Butar
Whoops - Meghan Trainor
Wild Things - LAUREL
With You - Oliver Tree
WITHOUT YOU - The Kid LAROI
WOMAN'S WORLD - Katy Perry
Words - Alesso feat. Zara Larsson
WORK - ATEEZ
Worth It - Colbie Caillat
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Yes, and? - Ariana Grande
You broke me first - Tate McRae
You For Me - Sigala, Rita Ora
You Know What I Need - PNAU, Troye Sivan
you look like you love me - Ella Langley feat. Riley Green
Your Love (9PM) - ATB, Topic, A7S
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brandileigh2003 · 2 months ago
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Wolfstar texting fic recs: let me know what I missed or feel free to drop a self rec.
~~~please give these authors love, fandom engagement with writers is down and it means more than you know. ~~~
-pb to my j by aqua_myosotis so cute together
-Did You Miss Me? By @krethes @fantismal angst and humor. Check tags
-this is erosion by cruelrage: modern magical, texting at Hogwarts, remus homeschooled
-We’ll Make It Out Alive by wolfstar_addict417: texting fic with angst/fluff and disabled remus (au)
-Of Leaves and Stars WIP (modern magical, trans remus and genderfluid sirius)
--Aging Gracelessly by orphan_account: older wolfstar
--Underneath It All by Kaymardsa muggle penpal to texting WIP
-Found Heaven by fierrochase @madefortherain fluffy and sweet wolfstar
-Over and Out by acciodaffodil modern magical
-the home we build by acasual_disaster raising teddy
-Email My Heart by backtosaturn, icarus_and_the_sun uni wrong email fic
-Welcome To Seattle by halictus @halictus-writer Remus starting over in new town
-Number Neighbours by moonsblack @moonsblack banter, mental health
-Time May Change Me by @kaymardsa ft chronic illness and demisexual sirius
-Dear Your Holiness by MollyMaryMarie Remus is a priest and in a band, Sirius kind of falls for them both
-Siriusly? The Moon?! by montymoose humor, YouTuber fic
You've Got Love by  @cruisinwritealong you've got mail inspired
-Six Feet Apart by Belle_Lestrange101 pandemic fic, Remus with chronic illness
-Dog Filled Days Aren't Over by jlpierre
– text talk by merliwhirls: great banter and flirting firming a solid connection through text before they meet in person.
-thin white lies by @wotcherremus wrong number fic with actor remus
Recs from others:
-and they were soulmates by Rem (propheciesanddreams) WIP
-Aesthetic: Trash Boys by Emaly, merlywhirls
-The stranger you recognise by Necessity
-Here Comes Another One by PleaseDonateBlood WIP
-Note to Self by moonysluvrgirl (mythologywhcre)
-Our Destiny in the Stars by orphan_account
*check out my main rec lists with other themed lists*
**my fics-
**silence between us is mainly prose but has some texting*
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the-selfship-corner · 10 months ago
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Self Ship Game by @goldie90
(ft. Bakugo Katsuki)
🥇What would you say is your f/o´s biggest talent?
-Bakugo is really good at using his quirk. He puts insane amounts of effort into what he does, and he’s learned how to control it well over the years. Proud of him 🥹
❌Something they´re really bad at?
-He’s really bad at saying how he really feels. A lot of the time he struggles with being honest because of the angry, #1 persona he’s put on. He’ll let you know if he’s angry though.
🏈Does your f/o plays any sports? If so, what kind of sports?
-He tried football at one point in middle school, but got bored of it quickly after learning about U.A. And the hero opportunities there. He occasionally works on his climbing skills, but he’s been pretty busy with training lately.
🎄What´s your f/o´s favorite holiday? Also, what´s yours?
-Bakugo isn’t a big fan of holidays, but it would probably be either Christmas or Halloween. As much as he’s a pain to convince to dress up for Halloween, he sure enjoys scaring little kids. During Christmas, he just enjoys seeing my happy face after receiving his gifts, knowing that he was the one who caused it.
-I’m a big fan of Christmas. The whole holiday has this light, fluffy feeling to it. I love seeing Christmas lights, people singing, celebrating, and exchanging gifts, and getting to spend it with the people I love most :)
👔Do they like to dress up? What´s their favorite outfit to wear for special occasions? What about you?
-He despises dressing up. Unless it’s for a funeral or a REALLY special occasion, he’ll refuse. The most you’ll ever see him really dressed up in is a buttoned up shirt (the top one unbuttoned ofc) with a leather jacket, collar up, a belt, pants that aren’t sagging for once, and maybe dress shoes. He doesn’t like feeling restrained with ties or fully buttoned shirts/jackets.
-I enjoy dressing up most of the time, unless I’m having a bad day. I enjoy wearing flowery dresses with belts and leggings. I’m not much of a fancy fashion person 🥲
🎶What kind of music do they like? Are they the kind of person who listens to everthing, or do they prefer a certain genre? 
-He likes punk, punk rock, some rap songs, and heavy metal. Anything that’ll blow his eardrums out. He listens to J-pop and K-pop too but doesn’t tell a soul
🍕What´s your f/o´s favorite food?  Mapu Tofu, but he really likes anything spicy. It makes it difficult to cook for the both of us.
☕Their favorite non-alcoholic drink?
He’s a redbull guy. He likes a lot of energy drinks, but redbull is his favorite. It makes him feel powerful.
🍷Their favorite alcoholic drink?
It’s definitely fireball. By far.
🦁Do they like animals? If so, do they have a favorite animal?
He’s not the biggest fan of animals in general, but he has a soft spot for dogs, especially Dobermans and Saint Bernards.
💗What´s the sweetest thing they do for you?
He always kisses me on the forehead goodnight once he thinks I’m asleep, but I’m usually awake and he doesn’t know. He’ll sometimes use his quirk to warm up his hands when I’m on my period and rest them on my stomach like a heating pad.
😄Do they often make you laugh? Intentionally or unintentionally? Also, how would you describe their sense of humor?
He makes me laugh quite a bit. Sometimes it’s on purpose, other times it isn’t. It’s funny to see him get riled up over small things (if they aren’t genuinely distressing him), but he also tries to joke around and be flirty with you sometimes. His sense of humor is usually dark or sarcastic, but he tries to lighten up his jokes a little around me.
🎁What was the best gift they ever gave you?
One year for my birthday he got me a teddy bear custom made with his hero costume. It had an audio recording of him saying “it’ll be okay. I love you.” He hated that it was kinda cheesy and cliche, but he knew that when he would leave for trips and couldn’t call, it’d bring me comfort. I thought it was adorable.
🤓What would you say, how smart is your f/o? And are they more book smart or street smart?
As much as he makes fun of Izuku for being a book nerd and constantly researching heroes, he knows his fair share of information on them as well. I’d say he’s got a solid 45% book smarts and 55% street smarts in that big head of his.
📸Show us your favorite picture of your f/o and tell us why it´s your favorite. (If you don´t have a favorite, or can´t decide which one is your favorite, just show us a picture you really like and explain why you like it.)
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I like this two in particular because he’s so calm in them both. He’s really pretty when his face isn’t scrunched up. Also, his muscles are in the second picture.
❓Say whatever you want about your f/o. Gush about them, share a fun fact, whatever you feel like at the moment.
He’s really, truly trying to get better. A lot of people don’t see that, but he is. He’s dealing with a lot, and he bottles stuff up, but we’re working through it together.
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blindone- b5 Modigliani's opium den MIX
Variex- Fighting For The Fight (prod. by Cars & Trains)
Ellay Khule- Dumb It Down feat Acid Reign
david bars & showbiz- dont panic feat. fred the godson
RunLike- Move 2 The Light (feat. Tay Da Crown)
ink operated- eyes fell slave
EL Da Sensei- TOP DOWN Produced by P Original
Juggaknots- Watch Ya Head (Remix)
ghettosocks- the mustardstation featjeff spec timbuktu moka only andmuneshine-soundz
awol one and daddy kev- looks like
Mr. Lif- Triangular Warfare
Smif-n-Wessun- The A.L.L
birdapres & dj moves- the alibi
zilla rocca and andrew- the river knows
St. Louis Gibbor- D.L.T.L.O.I. (feat. Medusa the Gangsta Goddess, MisterCrane, Dapper Dan, CloseOne & Volume 10)
Dark Time Sunshine- Star Scream
Randal Bravery & Joshua Virtue- Occam's Pager
Black Sheep- Birds Of A Feather Feat. Q -tip
Farm Fresh- Limelight 1
flex mathews and damu the fudgemunk- deadin the weight
Planet Asia & Goldchain Military- Chain Of Command (Prod. By DJ Babu)
Open Mike Eagle- Original Butterscotch Confection (Feat. Busdriver)
a.g.- dancin with a shifter
Count Bass D- Aural S(ECT)s
gensu dean- opponents (feat. j-live)
El da Sensei & The Returners- Knowledge Be the Key (feat. Rakaa Iriscience)
alldeadly jizzm- b-boy bentley feat. tony da skitzo and neb luv
Teddy Faley- Straw Man Argument
Thorts131- Train Tracks
Ialive- Drewplex (feat. Andrew)
dwight yorke (feat. shazzam and gruf the druid)
Factor Chandelier- So Cold feat. Moka Only
tachichi and dj moves- how we is
Shabaam Sahdeeq- Men Of Respect (feat. PH, Torae & 8thW1)
Lxvndr & Moves- Andromedan Slice
Diamond District- First Time
sole- All Tommorrow's Sewers
9th Scientist- Throw Stones (Prod by Mannie Gee)
Binary Star- k g b
Kaigen- Still Keep It Underground (feat. Fatlip & Meiso)
Chief and TheDoomsdayDevice- Led by Gaslight
Zion I & The Grouch- Current Affairs
taktloss and the rifleman- git em up ft. riddlore and aceyalone
Thee Tom Hardy- Around I Go ft. Deacon The Villain
Nolto & Factor- Deathbed Confessions
Th' Mole & Friends- Om Manipadme Hum (Here Is A Gun) ft. Body Holliday & Terms None
Kitz Willman- My Driving Hand
The Station Signal- merd
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