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[letterstoear]

Their reactions to a racoon in their bed

Characters: Vil, Epel, Jack, Kalim, Jamil

Notes: I honestly dunno why I wrote this, but here it is.

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Vil: 

👑Screams his little heart out 

👑After screaming he just sits there wondering why a racoon in my bed is there!

👑 Takes him a few moments to collect himself before he gets out of bed to return the beast 

👑He’s not about to chuck it out the window, but he will consider if someone placed it there

👑 A revenge scheme? Perhaps Epel, Rook, Neige? Had someone been keeping it as a pet 

👑Whatever the case is he’s taking that raccoon out of his bed 

👑Spends the rest of the night working out his horrors, cleans his sheets, checks every nook and cranny of his room

👑Where did that raccoon come from? 

Epel: 

🍎IS immediately like Yes! Let me sleep with you fine creature that appeared out of nowhere 

🍎 Examines the little guy to see if he’s injured or something 

🍎Low key thinks it's just a dream or something tho 

🍎Wakes up to his surprise that the racoon is still there beside him

🍎Is like wow, I got myself a new friend, I gotta hide you from Vil, cause ain’t no way he gonna let me keep him

🍎And Epel is right, cause Vil is like return him to the outdoors 

🍎A teary goodbye 

Jack: 

🐺 Double checks his bed because he feels something rummaging in his bed

🐺 Shocked to see a racoon, but is like well, I guess this is life

🐺Just rolls with it because he’s had worse 

🐺In the morning he gives it a five-star treatment before letting it go 

🐺Imagine the surprise on everyone’s face when they see Jack taking care of a racoon he found in his bed 

🐺Got heads turning from everyone 

🐺Only reason he doesn’t keep it is because he wants it to be free 

Kalim: 

☀️Freedom…, um excuse me me, no, you’re my new friend 

☀️Behold, Kalim’s new friend

☀️Only the best treatment for the best 

☀️Gets incredibly excited from the raccoon appearing in his bed because he thinks he’s got something like Silver’s ability to attract animals 

☀️In reality the racoon just wandered into their dorm by accident 

☀️Gives Jamil a headache from wanting to take care of the raccoon, but manages to successfully to put the racoon back in the woods 

☀️Another teary eye goodbye 

Jamil: 

🐍 Get that thing away from him as far as he can go, it is covered in sand

🐍 Scares him to death because of how unexpecting it was 

🐍 Feels it touching his face and wakes up to it 

🐍 At first, he’s like Kalim is this your new pet, but is relieved to know that it’s not 

🐍 Kinda just moves it off his bed then continues to sleep; this has to be a dream, right? 

🐍When he wakes up to see that it’s now on his bed and beside him, boy is just not right in the head 

🐍 Is more than happy to put it back where it belongs properly 

[qaanngi]

IkeVamp Drake (anng's version)

AKA me getting so pissy on personal about how he isn't kissed by the sun and sea that I decided to give him a tan myself, among other things. But I kept his hair style (slightly) and eye colour.

I just think, in my less than humble opinion, that if they're going to stick a notorious privateer into the game and make him drop a tone of seafaring references then his design should make my timbers shiver and every one of his spicy premium stories should have MC say that his beard tickles the inside of her thighs. And I just don't think White Haired Anime Boy #3 is gonna do that.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Dazai: *upends the bottle*

[koco-coko]

Charles: I hate that I killed all those people

Also Charles:

[krenenbaker]

QUICK TELL ME UR HCS OF UR IKEMEN PETS

aaaaa okay, let me think!! I'll just give what come to me off the top of my head with these lads :3

Charles (ikevamp)

Charles is actually quite good at styling, makeup, and hair cutting/styling

this is partially based on a little headcanon list that Auburn made a while ago, but he has a little bit of pudge on him, specifically around his hips!

Faust (ikevamp)

Faust has shockingly warm hands, and also a lot rougher skin than you'd expect. he has a lot of calluses on his palms and fingers

he will literally sleep the entire day if you let him. but since he's (canonically) horrifically difficult to wake up... this has happened more than once.

Will (ikevamp)

he does actually learn how to cook! he still prefers to go out to eat most of the time, but once in a while, he does actually enjoy a home-cooked meal

Sariel (ikepri)

there have been times he's fallen asleep in his glasses. and other times, that he's almost forgotten to put his glasses on before getting up to work (though he hasn't completely forgotten yet)

he is one of the fastest readers in the palace, along with Chevalier and Clavis

kind Keith (ikepri)

he used to pick at his cuticles when he was younger

dark Keith (ikepri)

he prefers lighter colours over darker colours

if he was able to, he would love to dress in a more relaxed style (unfortunately, that would not only confuse the people around them, but it may lead to even more criticism from those who already dislike him/them)

[fang-and-feather]

Yves + Magical Girl/Boy AU? :o

Yves magical item is his mother's earring. It's rare for someone to directly inherit power like that and Yves might be the only one of his brothers to do so (to his knowledge, at least)

For the most part, Yves avoided using his powers, both because he feared them at time, and because people didn't react well to his, as they called it, "Obsidianite Powers", that were considered dark and unstable. Even today, with full control over them, and even in more private situations, Yves doesn't use them much.

When he was younger, especially on his teenager years, Yves had poor control of his powers, especially his transformation, that was often triggered when he felt himself in danger or when his emotions enhanced his powers.

He often heard of some of his brothers that, probably because of getting his mother's magical item, too feminine powers, since among Yves's unique abilities was that of enhancing the beauty of things, as well as imbuing his sweets with powers that could enhance natural healing or temporarily boost their emotions positively (the later could work with his music too). But these were all things Yves claimed to be able to do without his powers (and he was mostly right, his powers were just, in a sense, stronger and worked even in situations his natural charm and skills couldn't).

While all the others had one "transformation outfit", Yves could modify his at will.

Yves general magic is light based, and his purification abilities are among the strongest in the castle, despite his fighting powers not being too great compared to the others

[krys-loves-otome]

*rubs my grubby lil hands together*

Oh, do I have OCs? I have so many of them!

For reference, I do have a writing masterlist specific for my otome OCs here, so if you wanna read some other things with them, that's the list to check out!

Will be refraining from talking about my Obey Me OC Miri however as the blog above refers to Cybird's IkeSeries games, so I'll keep this to just about my IkeSeries OCs (There's still six of them all together).

Onwards below the cut!

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IkeSen

Houki and Ophelia were originally customizable MCs in a small indie game called Seven Kingdoms: The Princess Problem. It is a stat-raising dating sim where though choices made, you picked a background for a noble lady character. For the past 100 years every seven years, seven nobles from each of the seven nations are sent to a politically neutral island (that may or may not be haunted) to help strengthen ties between the countries (through alliances be they political, marriage, friendly, trade deals, etc), especially important as of late as relationships between the nations have been deteriorating the last few years, so reinvigorating those ties is the last stand before a global war starts.

The game was never fully finished as of this post posting (sad), so I took two of my MCs from that game (I had about four in total, but Houki and Ophelia had gotten the most development of the four of them) and transplanted them into the world of IkeSen.

Houki was the first to be transported. Her base in 7kpp was a Minor Lady with a Scholarly Bent. She is the member of a branch family from a nation that is known for producing the most intelligent minds of the generations. Scholars, inventors, philosophers, doctors, strategists, and thinkers are said to be some of the greatest if they come from or have studied in Houki's home nation of Jiyel. She was my first MC game in the game having gone in blind and accidentally picked all the options that lead to her having super high intelligence stats when I first started playing the game. She is generally a quiet lady that tries not to bother people and loves reading above most things. She was sent to be a diplomat when her cousin, who had been chosen for the position originally, had run away from her duty (and eloped), thus pushing Houki into the position. Ill-prepared for the responsibility, she begrudgingly takes up the task, only to be swept away via wormhole and ending up the ikesen world.

The Oda pretty much adopt her from day 1, after she saves Nobunaga from his original fate (the same as IkeSen's MC), but passes out after the ordeal, so she loses the opportunity to meet with the Uesugi-Takeda forces and Kennyo's crop. She then latches onto Mitsunari and her life pretty much goes along with the events of his route, the two soon developing romantic feels for each other. She also develops a sibling like relationship with Nobunaga, the two often playing Go against each other (not the way it's played in his route, just normal sibling dynamics between them).

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Ophelia was the third MC that I had developed in 7kpp, her base being the Ambitious Widow. Her home country had had their royal family uprooted in a bloody coup around 20 years ago and a new royal family currently sits on the throne. Ophelia's family, though noble, has grown up poor and struggles to get by. When she was old enough, she was married off to a much older man for his money. The marriage lasted about a year before her 'husband' passed away under mysterious circumstances. Ophelia had been blamed for the crime, but she did not do the man in, that is the absolute truth of the matter, but the stinge of rumors still follow her after his death. Despite this, she still climbs social ladders to keep her family afloat, leading to hearing about needing diplomats for the Seven Year Summit and jumping at the chance, to help her family gain political power.

Which lead to her plans being shattered because wormhole shenanigans.

A lot of what I write for her is after she has been in her healing process for a while, but this is a broken woman that does her best to hide the pain she has under a prideful mask and I want to write more about her in the future. As for what I've gathered about her so far, she is cynical and realistic when she's not trying to smooze her way into good graces. Once you're under her wing, she will protect you with everything she has. She can also be a bit of a tease once she's comfortable enough around you to let her walls down, as Kennyo and Ranmaru have found out. A very complex character that I wish to develop more in the future.

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IkeRev

Maddie started the trend of turning my avatars into OCs. When I got the normal avatar hair in Harr's route, that's made me want start seeing her as her own character and I started developing her traits from there.

Maddie is a 30 year old small business owner that made fake flowers before she followed a mysterious man to Cradle trying to return his pocket watch. She's soon caught up in the feud between the Black and Red Armies, soon taking refuge with the rogue wizard Harr and his assistant, Loki. She also starts to develop her own magical powers as she stays longer and longer in Cradle, once latent while living in the Land of Reason.

Haven't really developed her much outside of her adventures in Cradle. I had wanted a 30+ MC ever since the Black Army had made fun of Sirius's age (who is also 30), and it frustrated me, being a 30+ otome player, having my age being made fun of, so Maddie's age was made to combat those feelings.

Outside of that, she's outgoing and friendly, loves to sing, and do crafts to help out the Cradle residents flourish. Is also in a romantic relationship with Harr.

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Ikevamp

For Ikevamp, I have two OCs, Thea and Abby.

Thea was born of an interest I had been developing at the time about historical dress (because I had been obsessed with Bernadette Banner's vids and hyperfixation had done its thing from there) and though historical dress and accuracy didn't feature prominently in ikevamp, I was wanting to fill that need in my heart, thus Thea's creation.

She also needs a lot more development compared to my other OCs, but from what I've gathered so far, she's friendly, outgoing, loves historical dress and is a generally nice girl. She is mostly romantically involved with Theo but depending on my mood, Arthur joins in on the fun sometimes too.

Abby was next to be developed after gaining a hairstyle from a suitor's route, her's being from Vincent's. She is shy, nervous, introverted, it takes her a while to open up to the mansion residents, not wanting to cause any trouble. Vincent takes her under his wing, seeing how nervous and scared she is of everything, wanting to protect her. She starts following him around despite everyone's teasing, gaining more confidence as time goes on. He helps her develop her art (something that had been discouraged in her old home life) and the two grow closer over time, leading to him following her to the present day when she's forced back to the present due to Shakespeare's shenanigans. Vincent finds her again and they continue their life after despite never finding Comte's mansion again.

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IkePri

Clara is currently my only OC for IkePri currently and she's the latest in being inspired by avatar looks, this time by Nokto's route with the low bun.

She's my take on the original MC of the game with a different look and with a little more serious and sternness in her attitude, but she's still a romantic at heart and also absolutely a book lover. Her story pretty much follows Nokto's route with some bits of Rio's sprinkled in for a little bit of an angst flavoring (as if Nokto's doesn't have enough of that to go around, lol). So by this logic, Nokto is her main love interest with Rio not really leaving her side. Still trying to figure out how a threesome can work between them, but that's a scenario for future Krys to figure out.

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❝ CRADLE ❞

╰┈➤ Soon after you've had the "baby talk", Shingen already seems to be thinking ahead - but not all his thoughts are so innocent.

Shingen Takeda/f!Reader • rating: E (MDNI) • tags: Breeding; Mentions of Pregnancy; Nipple Play; Dirty Talk; Hand & Finger Kink; Body Worship • wordcount: 595 • masterlist

⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ request by @writingwhimsey <3 thank you!

IKEMEN BREEDING SEASON - Prompt 5. Imagining you pregnant

"I'm glad that you liked the cradle. I can already see you gently rocking our child to sleep."

The very moment Shingen gave you a brief pause from kissing you breathless, you knew he had something to say. Another killer line perhaps, something awfully flirty or downright naughty, just anything that will make your heart skip a beat as he knows best.

Instead, he brings up the cradle. And somehow, the result is the same.

It's only been a handful of days since the baby talk. Your relationship with Shingen has been nothing but dynamic from the get-go, and yet still, the butterflies in your belly now can only be compared to the ones from those early days. Suddenly there's so much to be talked about. It's no wonder how the late-night talks have turned into comparisons between what childrearing looks like in your head versus that of Shingen's. The modern ways versus the old-school. The shocking lack of baby cradles in Sengoku times, at least as you know them. The passionate declaration of Shingen that he'll definitely make one for your future baby.

Future baby. Yet there it is, standing in your peripheral vision; the wooden cradle he presented you with tonight, just a couple of days after you first mentioned the peculiar piece of furniture.

"Of course I would." You take Shingen's hands in your own, for a good measure before they get up to no good feeling you up and preventing you from focusing on what you want to say - and then you place a kiss on each one. "You were the one who made it. And you did a great job, too."

You linger on his right hand a little longer, with purpose. You can see Shingen's eyes darken with lust as you take his thumb into your arm just briefly, provoking him.

"I can see that you're already imagining things, Shingen…"

Shingen smirks, but the raised corners of his mouth soon relax into a softer smile, and it stays there, even as he disrobes you. He finds you wet and willing between your legs - which grants you a quick look with those intoxicating ashy eyes, capable of expressing things dirtier than his mouth does - but still prefers to toy with you before sinking his arching cock inside you.

"Oh, I've been imagining things alright. You'd be surprised exactly how much I've been imagining things."

You decide to be bold, as if carried by your instincts which are telling you that you absolutely must have him tonight. Silly thing considering he's got the same plans in store for you. Yet still, you raise one of your legs up his shoulder, beckoning him, seducing him.

"Tell me more…"

Shingen wets his lips and gladly complies.

"I've been imagining you with child. The way I'd wake up to you every morning, slowly becoming aware of all the little changes. Be assured, princess, I will notice. Your body that I came to know better than my own, how could I fail to notice it becoming more beautiful? Your belly swelling up with the life we created. Your bosom filling out."

The last part he whispers against your chest, his voice becoming muffled as he darts out his tongue to wet your perky nipple. Your own mind gets creative, imagining how much Shingen will enjoy your swollen breasts, and your belly, and then you trail off to all the parts of you he worshipped and the ways in which he'll worship them when…

"Please make it true, Shingen. I need it."

And so does he.

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[writingwhimsey]

Smutty smut request!

Leonardo (duh!)

Prompt #10

Dialogue #5

Explicit...Wist level wording, if that makes sense lol (do I need to expand?)

You have no idea how excited I was when I got this ask. Was totally not imagining papi Leonardo with library sex...totally didn't have him in mind when I saw this prompt *blatant lies*

Anyways...hope you like what I came up with darling! Enjoy some smutty Papi!

For Smut's Sake Event

Prompt: Library sex

Dialogue: "Try to be quiet. Understand?"

Suitor: ikevamp Leonardo

NSFW 18+ content below, fingering, PIV, semi-public sex, multiple orgasms, overstimuation, sex to the point of exhaustion

Quiet In the Library

For the umpteenth time that day, I was TRYING to get some cleaning done in Leonardo’s room. It just seemed every time I got a path cleared or a surface free, he had it piled with something new. That didn’t mean I wasn’t going to give it my best shot. Leonardo was even supposed to be helping me. Yet I hadn’t seen him for a couple of hours. Though perhaps that was a good thing. I could make more progress if he weren’t here to immediately clutter things up behind me.

I sighed as I picked up the stack of books and carried them back to the library. I had made some decent progress. Perhaps after putting the books away, I would treat myself to a cup of tea. I entered the library and was surprised when I found Isaac asleep at one of the tables. He must have been up late doing some research. I decided it was best to leave him be and headed for the shelves in the back where these books needed to go.

That was when I found the missing Leonardo. He sat on the floor, his back against one of the shelves and a book opened in his lap. There was a stack next to him…and he was sound asleep.

I shook my head. “I should have known.” I muttered. I sighed as I put the books I;d brought in away. I then knelt down to pick up the books around him. I saved the book in his lap for last. As soon as I reached for it, his much larger hand was grabbing mine.

I turned my gaze from the book to Leonardo’s face. He wore a sleepy grin even as his golden eyes danced with amusement. “You’re working too hard, cara mia.”

I frowned at him. “Well, someone has to since you can’t seem to do any work without needing a nap.”

Leonardo chuckled. He was then pushing the book aside and the next thing I knew, he was pulling me into his lap, his arms wrapping around me and holding me tight to his chest. “It’s good to slow down and take a nap when you need it.” He said, kissing the top of my head. “Besides, you and I both know, cleaning my room is a losing battle.”

I struggled against his embrace to pull back and look at him. “Hey, I made progress…granted I made most of it when you weren’t there.”

He laughed once again. “Cara mia…”

“And then I had to clean up your mess in here. Can’t have you making a mess of the library.” I said. “It’s bad enough that your room is such a disaster.” I was then trying to get up, but Leonardo held me fast.

“Don’t think I’m gonna let ya get back to work so easily, cara mia.” 

I huffed. “Leonardo I…mph…” My sentence was cut off by his lips on mine.

When he broke the kiss, there was mischief dancing in those golden eyes. “I was trying to get ya to take a nap with me, but you’re too wound up for that aren’t you?”

“Leonardo…what are you thinking?”

He grinned. “Just that I’m gonna have to do something to unwind ya.” He answered, his hand sliding slowly up my leg, teasing my thigh through the fabric of my skirt. He leaned in and placed his lips at my neck, kissing and playfully nibbling at that one spot he knew melted me every time.

My heart picked up its pace even as a shiver ran down my spine. “Leonardo…right here? In the library?” I hissed, though I had ceased my struggling.

He chuckled against my ear, breath dancing along my skin. “Yeah, I was quite comfy here.” He answered. “And you will be too, here soon.” His hand was then slipping under my skirt, fingers teasing at my thighs before sliding further up. I felt his lips twist into a grin against the side of my neck. “You naughty girl…not wearing anything under this skirt.”

I felt my cheeks flush. “That’s…because I couldn’t find my panties… after you threw them into the disaster… that is your room…earlier…one of the reasons I was trying to cle…” My words cut off as his skilled fingers began to toy with that sensitive bud. “Mmmph…Leonardo…”

His other hand moved to the back of my head, gently guiding my lips to his. I moaned into the kiss as his fingers expertly moved between my legs, two sliding back to slip inside while his thumb worked that little pleasure pearl.

His tongue delved into my mouth as his fingers delved further into my heat. Heat pooled low in my belly and my hips began to buck against his fingers, seeking more. Why was it this man could ALWAYS turn me into putty in his hands?

He didn’t break the kiss until he’d made me cum round his fingers. He looked at me. “Hmm… that’s still not enough to have ya sleepy just yet.” He murmured. The next thing I knew, he was standing and had me pinned against the bookcase, my legs spread and my skirt up around my hips.

I looked up at him, my eyes wide…though I was very much turned on and very much into what he was doing. “Leonardo…”

He grinned at me as he reached a hand down to undo his pants. “Don’t worry cara, I’ll take care of you.” He said and with that he slid himself inside.

I let out a moan at the sudden fullness, but Leonardo placed a hand over my mouth. He gave me a wicked grin. “We have to be quiet. Understand?” He said, his eyes looking pointedly towards the other side of the bookcase where I suddenly recalled Isaac was sound asleep.

“Mmph…” I tried to mutter against his hand, but Leonardo just grinned.

“Shh, it’s alright, cara mia.” He said, kissing me on the forehead. “Besides, you really want me to stop now?”

I shook my head. No…no I wanted this. I wanted him.

Leonardo grinned. “Good girl.”

I lifted a hand to his and tugged until he pulled it away from my mouth. “I…can be quiet.” I whispered.

He chuckled. “I knew you could.” He said before beginning to move his hips, thrusting in and out of me.

I wrapped my arms around his shoulders and my legs around his waist, clinging to him. I buried my face in the crook of his neck, muffling the sounds that left my lips. Something about Isaac being just on the other side of the bookcase, sound asleep and possibly waking up…the possibility of being caught…it added a thrill to the experience. 

With each thrust, I could feel that coil winding tighter within me. Leonardo’s lips were at my ear. “You gonna cum already, cara?” He asked, and I could hear the grin in his voice. “You really like this don’t you, naughty girl?”

I couldn’t answer…but my body did for me. My walls squeezed tightly around him as my release hit me. “Hah…” I moaned into his neck, having a hard time holding it back. 

Leonardo moved, pulling me into a kiss, swallowing my moans as he continued to thrust, drawing out my release. By the time I came down, he was pulling out and moving me so that my back was to him and now the front of me was pressed against the bookcase.

I didn’t have time to think as he was sliding inside me once again. His large hands moved over my body as he began to thrust in and out once more. He undid the buttons of my blouse, hands cupping my breasts, fingers expertly toying with my nipples, truly testing my limits.

He trailed kisses along the side of my neck. “That’s my naughty cara.” He murmured against my skin. “Cum for me. Cum on me again.”

That was all I needed…the final push over the ledge. My body was awash in a sea of pleasure. And just as the release began to fade, Leonardo’s fingers were slipping down the front of my body to toy with that sensitive bud while he continued to pound into me…bringing me to another release.

I’d lost count of the number of times he’d made me cum before he finally joined me in release. My body was a trembling aching mess by the time he had finished. We sunk down to the floor together, Leonardo holding me in his lap, his arms hugging me tightly. He picked up his jacket which he had discarded earlier and draped it over me.

“There now…let’s have that rest together.” He said, eyes closing.

Some part of me wanted to fight him…felt indignant…but I was too tired. “Yes…a nap sounds nice.” I murmured before closing my own eyes, my head resting on his chest. Cleaning could wait for another day…and who needed to find underwear anyways?

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[klutzyroses]

IkeVamp HCs: Getting scratched by S/o pt.2

Bringing back this hc from long ago!

How would they react to their s/o leaving scratches on him after a night of...activities?

Suitors: Vlad, Faust, Charles, Galileo, Drake

Warnings: Slight NSFW

Vlad

Hehe, how cute.

He had been...somewhat mentally present when she started clawing him, though he couldn't say he fully registered when she was doing it.

Hence the slight surprise when he notices how his arms and shoulders look the next morning. Oh. When did that happen?

He takes no issue with them however. He may not even mention them to begin with. He, who has a massive scar slapped over his heart, is not going to fuss over little nail marks. He likes them, to be honest.

He simply shrugs his shirt back on, leaving it open as he fondly caresses one of the scratches over the fabric. He knows exactly what they mean, how can he not love them?

He will quietly allow her to apologize, an affectionate smile spread across his perfect face. When she finally lets up, he is straight forward.

"I don't mind in the slightest, my love. They're proof of the pleasure I drowned you in...so scratch me all you want."

Faust

Hm. Interesting.

Who knew his guinea pig could be so fierce? So wanton? Well, he has no objections to it, not when he himself permitted it. He had been fully aware of her nails digging into him last night, so he isn't too surprised it left marks.

When he sees the scratches on his chest, he is more intrigued than irritated. He is amused, as a matter of fact.

How primal it seems, how wild. She must have truly enjoyed herself to leave her mark on him so prominently.

He'd spend a few moments examining them, matching each one to the moment they were made with ease.

She wouldn't even have finished uttering 'sorry' before he cuts her off with an devious smirk as he curls his fingers under her chin, green eyes piercing into her with desire.

"You can make amends by allowing me to leave you with more marks the next time. Sounds like fair compensation, doesn't it, guinea pig of mine?"

Charles

Oh, the euphoria he would feel.

He noticed when she was digging her nails into his shoulders, though he was so lost in their passion that he didn't pay too much attention but he hadn't anticipated the marks he found the following morning.

He absolutely adores them. To him, they're evidence of how well and how thoroughly he had loved her last night.

Considering her neck and chest is littered in bite marks, he isn't sure why him being scratched up was a problem to her.

Honestly, if he had the choice, he'd walk around shirtless just so the world can see the scratches his belle put on him. She would have to restrain him, or he will do it.

He instantly rebuffs any attempts at an apology for the scratches, insisting that he loves them with this puppy dog look, leaning so far into her bubble she ends of falling on her back as he hovers over her.

"No, I actually wish you would scratch me more. Next time, don't hold back, pretty pleaseeee?"

Galileo

That's to be expected.

He isn't surprised, really. Naturally, when she started clawing his back he noticed. He noticed everything about her that night, what she was doing, how she was responding, right down to her eyes rolling back.

Therefore the scratches don't surprise him. What does surprise him a little is the small flicker of pride that comes with them.

He is not one to gloat or boast his achievements, but he is glad mostly because this is all the evidence he needs to know he had pleasured her well.

He doesn't mind them in the slightest, to him, they are just a natural reaction to an action. And they don't hurt, not really.

He will let her apologize, the faintest of smiles on his lips, amethyst eyes softening that would be imperceptible to all but her, his beloved.

"It's fine, they will fade. They don't bother me."

Drake

Oho...would you look at that.

To be honest, he was aware when she was digging her nails into his back, in fact he was cooing lewd encouragements in her ear while he was digging something else into her.

When he later sees the scratches, he, much like with everything, takes it in stride, the most unabashed smirk on his face.

It's sweet, really, so he has every intention of encouraging it...mainly through teasing. Plus he'd left his own marks on her, with his teeth and tongue.

Not to mention the triumph in knowing that he pleasured his fawn so much. If he has scratches, it means he did good.

He won't have her apologies. He'd only be able to laugh at how flustered she is, before cutting her off by pulling her close until his lips brush her skin, his voice a lascivious purr in her ear.

"Oh hush, I never said I didn't like them, did I? Did you enjoy yourself, my little fawn?

🌸

[scummy-writes]

2025 Simp Calendars Are HERE!

Going on strong for another year, I'm sharing my yearly ikemen calendars with yall to print out for free! These calendars not only mark down ikemen birthdays (from select games) but they also have a slot for you to insert your own photo of whatever you'd like! I typically put ikemen.

They were made with my wallet in mind to be wary of when cyb*rd may drop birthday sale sets.

A special thanks to @natimiles for compiling a list of bdays across all the cybird games, it was very handy for me to use as reference! Another special thanks to @rjthirsty for helping me get the ikemen villains emblems to use on here.

Here is an example of Jan 2025! Beside it, an example of the december 2024 calendar printed out, because I'm too tired to print out jan 2025 tonight.

Download Links: Ikevamp/Ikepri/ikevil Calendar || Ikevamp Calendar || Ikepri Calendar || Ikevil Calendar || Blanks

Important Notes:

I've included a 2026 version of January!! Please do not get it confused with the 2025 January!!

This was made for fun, and I am not an artist at all, so there may be small imperfections and boring design choices. I am sharing since friends and followers were interested.

The size of the calendars overall are made to print on a full sheet of regular printer paper (8.5x11). (I highly recommend using cardstock if you have the option!) You should be able to use your computer’s default printing option to print these off fine.

The size for the customized photo window is 1129x1241 pixels. You should be able to edit this in any program designed for editing photos, I even tested it and made sure you could put in a photo using MS Paint!

Keep in mind that when printing, some printers may skew the colors a bit and make them either lighter or darker.

For the jp spoiler characters/newest characters in ikevamp and ikepri, their bdays are not listed. I don't have their emblems/crests so I could not add them. (for ikepri this is azel, matias, and kagari, I can't find a clean version anywhere for them)

For the JP spoiler characters in ikevil, however, I was able to get their emblems!

Ikevamp has no July birthdays, so there is just a blank calendar in the Ikevamp Only set. In the other sets, it will only show the Ikepri/ikevil bday for that month.

The same thing happens in june, but with ikevil instead.

If there is an issue like a misspelling or a suitor’s birthday being listed wrong, please let me know 🙏

If you enjoy this or end up using it, please consider reblogging or commenting! That way I can consider revisiting this in 2026 and trying to make improvements based on the interest.

If you super duper enjoy it and feel very generous, I do have a ko-fi link in my pinned post, but these are 100% free to download and do not feel pressured to do anything else.

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[ikeromantic]

ikevamp suitor of your choice! MC is unnamed! A sweet lil fluff and a bit of angst maybe

How would the suitor of your choice react to an MC who instead choses to stay in the mansion even after the doors finally opened and their time of stay ran out. Like what if MC confesses they'd rather stay with the suitor and grow old and be turned into a vampire than go back to the 21st century. MC who's ready to risk everything for their suitor.

Hello nonny! I couldn't pick just one, so I did a snippet for all (except the new ones - Drake and Galileo - haven't read them yet!). Hope you enjoy! Approx. 1600 words of light angst, sweetness, and a hint of spice.

Le Comte

"You want to stay even knowing the door may not work again? You might never see your family, your friends. Is that what you are asking me for?"

She nodded, her hands clasped in front of her. "I promise I'll pull my own weight. I can cook and clean, run errands, arrange travel. I have a lot of skills. So I won't be a burden."

Le Comte laughed softly. "I would never call you that. Lover, perhaps. Partner, of course. Companion. Helpmeet." His smile was devilish and sweet. "I don't have the heart to refuse you, even if leaving may be best for you."

"Thank you!" She nearly jumped with happiness, her cheeks hot from his words and the look in his eyes. 

He stood and held a hand out to her. "Let's go and celebrate. I want to buy you a new dress, some matching shoes, new earrings. I think, perhaps, a whole wardrobe."

"I don't need all of that," she protested.

"But I do. I want to see you in every beautiful dress that can be imagined. And out of them too, of course." Le Comte's fangs gleamed as he leaned down to kiss her. 

Leonardo

"Is that so, cara?" You're gonna stay, huh? Even knowing what that means?"

She nodded, jaw firm. "I know I'll get older. And you won't. And one day . . . well . . . I'll die, like all humans."

He chewed the end of his cigarillo, nodding slowly. "You're ok with that?"

"I have to be. I want to spend every moment I have here with you." 

Leo gave a low chuckle. "You're a stubborn one, cara mia. Come here and let's enjoy this moment together then. We'll have joy now and cry later, and hope it all balances out."

Mozart

Mozart crossed his arms, chin held at an imperious angle. "I forbid it. You must return to your life. I will not let you sacrifice anything for m-for us here at the mansion."

"It's not a sacrifice." She smiled brightly. "Don't you want me to stay, Wolfie?"

His expression hovered somewhere between shock and outrage. "W-what? It - it doesn't matter what I do or don't want. And please. Never call me that again."

"You didn't answer the question. Wolfie." 

His eyes flashed with heat, and he closed the distance between them in a heartbeat. His hands gripped her arms. "Of course I want you to stay. How can you even ask? But it's selfish. I am selfish. If it was up to me, I would keep you in my room and - and -"

She leaned forward and caught his lips in a kiss.

Sebastian

Sebas listened with a serious expression as she laid out the reasons she planned to stay in the mansion rather than return home to her former life. 

"So, le Comte said it's fine for me to keep working and living here at the mansion. Isn't that great," she finished, and then watched for his reaction with a hopeful smile.

"I'll be glad for the help. You've been a competent coworker." Sebastian nodded and then turned to get back to dusting. 

She pouted, her hands settling on her waist. "That's . . . that's it? That's all you have to say?"

He turned around, whip-quick and thumped her forehead. "Don't be foolish. Of course that's not all. I plan to express my extreme pleasure at your announcement when we're done with our chores. Until then, I believe the windows need a good cleaning?"

Arthur

Arthur's blue eyes went wide and he looked away, clearing his throat. "You're staying then?"

"Mhmm. I decided my life is here now. With you." She tried to see his expression, but he kept his face turned away from her.

"You - you're sure then?" 

"Arthur, I said so. Twice now." She sighed. "Le Comte said it was ok too, so I'm here for good."

"For good," he repeated. 

She made an irritated growl. "For the third time -" 

Arthur turned and pulled her into a deep, passionate kiss, his fingers tangling in her hair, the other hand cupping her hip. 

Dazai

Dazai looked down, his shoulders shaking.

"Are you ok?" She settled a hand on his shoulder, uncertain.

He gasped, and then let out an audible chuckle. Then it grew to a raucous laugh. 

"Dazai?"

"It's just so-so-ridiculous! That I - ahaha, ruined another - haha - life." When he lifted his head, tears gleamed on his cheeks. 

She knelt down to meet his gaze where he sat. "My life isn't ruined. You've made it better. I am better for having met you."

Dazai wiped at his face, still shaking with laughter and other less clear emotions. "Just pretend I don't exist. That would be best."

"I can't do that. And I don't want to." 

Isaac

"Just go home. Leave. I don't need you here." Isaac's tone was venomous, and his gaze shone with a storm of held emotion. 

"I didn't say you needed me. I said I need you." Her voice was tender, and full of aching yearning. 

Isaac opened his mouth to retort and then stopped. Whatever reply he'd been about to unleash died on his tongue. "You . . . what?"

She looked down, shuffling from foot to foot. "I need you. I can't imagine living without you in any century. Even the one I came from."

"I . . . you . . . we . . . you know I could - I might - hurt. You." He stammered out the words, aghast at her confession and the raw vulnerability she displayed. Isaac was a hedgehog disarmed, his quills removed with the gentlest of touches.

"You never would." She extended her hand, and after a moment, he took it. 

Isaac studied their entwined fingers as if solving a complex equation. "I don't understand you." His words held a history of pain, betrayal, and loneliness. 

"Don't worry," she replied, and stepped closer. "I will teach you."

Napoleon

"Nunuche, you should go back. You have a life there. Your work, your family, and friends." Napoleon brushed a lock of hair from her cheek and tucked it behind her ear.

She shook her head. "No. There's nothing there more important to me than what I have here."

He gave her a sad smile. "And what is that? All I see here are problems for you."

"I have you. And my friends - no! My family in the mansion. I would miss you all too much. I would miss you too much." Her voice trembled and she stopped speaking, though she looked as if she wanted to say more.

Napoleon let out an exasperated breath. "You are so stubborn."

She laughed softly and nodded. "Exactly. So best to admit defeat now."

"Defeat? Never." His eyes were warm and full of intense love. "If you don't understand that you staying is a victory for me, you haven't been paying attention." He grabbed her hands and kissed them. "I need you to be happy, Nunuche."

"I am happiest with you."

Theo

"Of course you are staying, hondje." He gave her a wide, self-satisfied smirk.

She frowned. "Hey! Don't take me for granted. I could go home if I wanted to."

Theo raised an eyebrow. "But you don't. You want to stay. Because you're mine." 

"You are so - so - infuriating," she grumbled.

He leaned down and brushed a kiss to her lips. "You wouldn't want me any other way."

Vincent

Vincent's sky-blue eyes went wide with surprise. "What? But . . . you would be giving up your life. Your friends. Your family. I can't . . ." His voice shook, emotion cracking his calm facade.

"I want to stay here, where you are."

"I can't let you do that. Not for me." He shook his head.

She smiled at him, her expression loving and full of determination. "You don't get to tell me what I have to do. So I'm staying here, with you. You are my family now, and the mansion is full of my friends."

Vincent was silent and still for a long moment. Then he pulled her into a crushing embrace. "I feel so much when I am with you. My heart is so full that it hurts."

Shakespeare

"Oh what a tangled web you are weaving. Do you truly not see the tragedy looming, should you stay?

She nodded slowly. "I know there are struggles and obstacles to staying. I just don't care. I want to be here with you."

He smiled, the expression almost villainous. "Even should it mean demise, your aging and death whilst I must trudge on in this near-endless life?"

"Even then. It's worth it to me. Is it to you? The eventual sorrow?" She cocked her head waiting for an answer.

"That thou should have such foolish inquiry is like unto the point of a bodkin driven through my chest." Will put a hand to his chest.

"So that's a yes, then?"

He laughed, and pulled her into his arms. "A thousand times yes, and a thousand more."

Vlad

"Good. I looked for you for so long. I would not wish another century without you." Vlad reached for her, his expression one of adoration.

"Can you imagine trying to find me a hundred years from now? What if I'd never come to buy flowers? Or followed le Comte through that door in the Louvre . . ." She went to him, and laid her head against his chest.

Vlad smiled softly, stroking her hair. "We would have found each other regardless. In this time or any other." 

Charles

"You want to stay . . . for me?" Tears filled his blue-green eyes. "I don't understand."

She smiled up at him. "I won't let go of your hand. Not ever. So please, say you'll let me stay by your side?"

"Le Voivode . . ." Charles stammered, his gaze darting around the room. 

"Vlad said it's ok already." 

He blinked, trying to process her words. "I don't deserve this. I don't deserve you."

"Everyone deserves love. You deserve love." She reached out and took his hand, squeezing gently. "I promise, one day you will understand."

Faust

"What a dutiful little guinea pig you are." Faust's smile was wicked but his eyes were warm. "You could be home and safe and happy. What do you believe awaits you here?"

"You." She wiped an errant tear from her cheek. "I won't be happy anywhere you aren't."

"This will require much further study. I hope you understand what you've signed up for." He pulled her close, and pressed a kiss to her temple. "I will not give you another chance to escape."

[cloudcountry]

SUMMARY: little things the ikevamp suitors love about you.

WARNINGS: none!! :D

COMMENTS: this is kinda to get me back in the writing groove again. i thought this was really cute as i was writing it hehe

napoleon adores your voice, the sweet sound of it carrying in the wind as you cheer him on when he spars. your voice goes higher when you talk to jupiter and lower when you talk to the kids he teaches, and although he’ll never tell you he notices these things, it’ll be evident when you look over at the teasing smirk on his face.

mozart adores the contrast between your klutziness and your grace, he’s caught you swaying to his music when you clean before, now that you two often find yourself sharing the same space. his eyes wander to you as he plays under the guise of making sure you don't slip on the sleek floors and injure yourself...but really, he is enraptured by you.

leonardo adores your lips, even more so when they’re on his own. ever the flirt, he makes sure your lips are always turned upwards in a bashful smile, the one that makes the corners of your eyes crinkle and your cheeks warm up. he touches your cheeks, brushing his fingers along your skin before kissing you, leaving you both smiling.

arthur adores your eyes, the way they’re always trained on him, the way he can see himself reflected in yours and just knows you see yourself in his. he loves how soft they look as they gaze upon him, a hopeless man, a sinner, a weak and helpless person that couldn’t save the ones he wanted to save most. you can still look at him, and that's all he could ever ask from you.

isaac adores your neck and the way it looks when you wear necklaces and different collared shirts and different hairstyles. he finds himself flustered at the thought of pressing his lips to where your neck meets your shoulder, sprinkling the skin with his kisses and dusting it with soft whispers for the both of you to cherish.

vincent adores your smile and the way it makes him happy, too. he loves that you never shy away from your feelings and you aren’t scared of his. you smile when he expresses what he wants, as if him craving and needing and wanting makes you happy, and oh if that’s what it takes to see you beam like you’ll love him forever, vincent will embrace every part of him.

theo loves your arms and how they work hard every day, only to wrap around him at the end of it all. it melts his heart when your head finds itself over his heartbeat, listening to his pulse as you shut your eyes. he’s never felt more weak in the knees in his life. you’ve ruined him, but he doesn’t care just so long as you keep holding him and working hard at his side.

dazai adores your waist and all of the uses it has. he loves kneading the flesh he finds there, making you squeal because those spots may be a bit ticklish. he finds himself placing a hand there as he walks with you, holding you close to his side, just close enough to catch your scent. it’s cheesy when he grabs your waist to lift you into the air, swinging you around in an impromptu dance, but his heart melts with love for you when your hands find themselves over his, keeping him latched onto you.

jean adores how you wake up in the morning, all sleepy and confused. every little noise you make makes his heart skip a beat, and so he captures every single one and places them in the corner of his mind labeled with your name for safekeeping. maybe then, even when you’re gone, he’ll still be able to know you. the heart that pounds so vehemently for you nearly pops out of his chest when you throw an arm over him and snuggle into his chest, a delicate smile on your face.

will adores how you smell when you come out of the shower, all freshened up. the fragrances of all the products you two picked out together waft throughout the villa, and will doesn’t find himself minding that he can smell you everywhere. after all, you’ve left your mark on this place, and furthermore, his heart.

comte adores you for staying by his side, even though he knows it’s hard. he’s been so painfully lonely for most of his life, and even now he doesn’t feel he fits anywhere. but you come along and take him into your arms, gently collecting all of his broken pieces, and you bring him back together with your embrace. this. this is where he belongs. he is certain of it.

sebastian adores your laughter and the way you seem to infect the mansion with it. he hears it ringing in his ears even when you aren’t around, the sweet sound carrying through his memories as he busies himself with chores and thoughts of you. it isn’t easy running an entire mansion, but with you by his side, bumping him with your hip as the two of you wash dishes, he couldn’t be happier.

vlad adores how you love vampires just as much as he loves humans. you have always tried to get him to bridge the gap with comte and trust humans again, and although it's not easy he sees your efforts and he loves you for it. you’re strange for not fearing him, for staying by his side throughout all he has done, but he’s glad for it.

faust adores how you’re so honest. you set boundaries and mean them, you tell people off when they’re encroaching on your space, and you make sure the environment you foster around yourself is as lovely as it can be. it makes him smug, knowing you’re so capable and he’s the one that gets to call you his. 

charles adores your fingertips and the way they map out his body, pressing into his scalp to soothe him and trailing down his back when he wants a hug. you’re always so gentle with him, treating him like he’s precious like he’s loved, and he knows he can never get enough of it. you’re so sweet, indulging him like this. he will never be able to stop loving you.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Oh we are so BACK

When I tell you I saw this and died. HELLO?????

I keep hiding my face lahshjsdhjgfsaf HE HAS NO RIGHT. NO RIGHT AT ALL BEING THAT SEXILY INTENSE AAAAAAAAAAA

Anyway, I should probably try to make some attempt at describing the event since. If I don't I'll just be barking/crying/hiding my face for the next twelve hours.

Basically--and I'm not sure this is going to be across the board, but it held true for Napoleon and Sebastian at least--each suitor has a birthday event this year instead of a separate story. Comte's won't be released until tomorrow, but they have posted a preview.

From what I gather, he talks a little bit about himself and reveals parts of his past that haven't come to light in the game yet. There wasn't really enough to convey a coherent narrative beyond attending a party, but the line displayed here does get across the larger theme:

Comte: (I don't need momentary pleasure or ephemeral affection any longer. Now that I know love, there's nothing but you.)

He talks about how the aristocracy have thrown parties and extravagant celebrations for his birthday for most of his life. But none of it has ever really made him happy, largely because he knows that they are attempts to strengthen and broadcast power relations within high society. While I don't think he means it's entirely devoid of well wishes, I do think he sees it as a nexus of influence--and thus, by nature, impersonal. And honestly, I don't think he's wrong about that; the higher the echelon in social standing, the more it requires performance to maintain the position.

That being said, there is a fascinating flashback where he remembers a pureblood telling him about how falling in love with a human is an experience of another caliber entirely. My understanding is that Comte was still a fairly young vampire at the time, so he didn't really understand what the person was getting at. It seems like the other pureblood was trying to convey the difference in feeling, perhaps the fact that humans are more grounded in accordance with how they live--the reality and necessity of change.

After reading this--and the recent 5th bday story--I can absolutely see how change is something Comte has a complicated relationship with. He's known a certain way of life for so long, has constructed a sensibility of distant, rational maturity. After all the heartbreak of his youth, and two very acute traumatic events in his life, I can see why he'd be so afraid of broaching any kind of proximity with another person. Because on some level it's so much easier not to put your feelings on the line, to never have to fear devastating loss. And that's to say nothing of the worry of being unable to measure up on behalf of another person, of letting them down.

I'm so excited to see the rest of the contents, but something about the preview made me equal parts giddy and enamored (all I do is kick my feet with excitement LOL). I think what gets to me with Comte is that he truly does love companionship as a place to rest, a place where he can be honest about himself and his feelings without fear of ridicule (and the same goes for MC). In a world increasingly obsessed with surface level performances of power, status, and emotion, it's hard not to feel his exhaustion to the core.

Also, because these lines at the end more or less destroyed me in the best possible way:

MC: ...The you who had nowhere to belong no longer exists. In much the same way...Abel, I belong to you. Comte: ... Comte: I wish I could say to myself all those years ago, the me who kept indulging in such paltry things. Comte: Until you meet MC, you will never know love... The warmth of MC in my arms filled me with such joy I was near tears. (I don't need momentary pleasure or ephemeral affection any longer. Now that I know love, there's nothing but you.) The moment my lips found hers, the sweetness lit a fire deep in my body. Comte: These cute lips that melt against mine, the heat of your skin, the love that envelops me in your embrace--always leaves me so deeply in love with you.

[an-aroaces-harem]

After reading Ellis' current event route finally without a translator right before I went to sleep, my mind went to interesting places in the 'trying-to-fall-asleep-phase'. Especially because they kept a certain scene in and it wasn't in awkward japanese euphemisms. Let me tell you, japanese smut is very ... interesting?

Anyway, everything under the cut because sexual territory.

You know, I started to wonder if Kate's the most sexual and um, open MC we have so far. So my mind tried to puzzle together the info of the other MCs I have. If I missed anything (especially ikerev and ikegen) feel free to correct me.

Also, as a note, I mostly referring to how the MCs were like prior to becoming a couple because in basically every game, the moment they start to date, the horny levels rise high.

In IkeRev, we have Alice and while she is older than she looks, considering the time period she grew up, she pretty much was a virgin prior to falling into Cradle. I haven't played much ikerev, so my knowledge is really limited, but while she seemed quite innocent, she also didn't freak out before doing the deed. Also, Seth's route, just saying.

In IkeSen we have Mai who's undoubtly the horniest we had so far. I don't think it was ever mentioned anywhere but I don't think she was a virgin prior to travelling back into time. Also, there was a event (I don't recall which one) where Mai and Masamune are definitely 69ing. Oh, she definitely initiates which is surprising considering how the japanese archetype of a woman is like.

In IkeVamp, we have Mitsuki. I'm gonna be honest, I don't like her and please, please someone take that ugly, plain white bra away from her. Anyway, I'm pretty sure she mentioned she wasn't a virgin anymore; it was just a little comment after (probably) Arthur assumed she had to be one. Who can blame him tho, she does seem rather innocent. At least we've got canon big boy #1, Theo.

In IkeGen, we have Yoshino. My knowledge is super limited, but I do know there was an occurence of Yoritomo teaching her how to do a blowjob. Oh, and prior to ikevil, Ibuki held the title of earliest sex scene and highest amount of sex I believe as well. Could be wrong there.

In IkePri, we have Emma who definitely is a virgin, considering her 'romance has to be like THIS' schtick she had especially in the beginning. Also, her topping attempts never succeeded (tho it's less her and more the writers' fault) and I don't think I have seen her initiating? She is kinky tho, considering how much she's into biting in Chev's and Gilbert's routes.

And then, we have IkeVil. Kate touched herself in Ellis' premium end in the handcuff event and I really wonder, did we ever have a MC doing that? Also, the amount of suggestive content prior to a route release is insane (I'm sorry Victor stans, I know you have it hard with the few crumbs). I do think she was a virgin prior to all of this, she she's rather open from what I've seen. Seriously, lets list up what ikevil presented us so far: William and Kate having sex in chapter 10.5 prior to a relationship, Alfons overtaking Ibuki's record, Roger being canonically big boy #2, the handjob from Kate to Ellis from the every inch of you ecb story, Jude having an actual sex scene (outside from AU stories) way before his release, Harry complaining that he's totally pent up after not having sex for ONE day, Harry and Kate probably 69ing as well, the vore stuff from seams like love and the list goes on ...

Maybe I'm just biased because imo, ikevil is the best game Cybird made so far yet. The stories are intriguing, and the story events don't feel like I'm reading the same over and over, just in a different context. Hell, not even the Don't Look At Anyone But Me event turned me off, even though I hate the jealousy trope in basically every form.

Anyway, that's what my sleep-addled brain came up with. Mai may be the horniest one, but Kate has so far showing more kinky sides, so they're pretty much on par. Again, if I missed something, confused something or anything else, feel free to let me know.

[bontu-the-l0ver]

The messages i will have with the ikevamp boys if I could bring phones and teach them how to use them

Me: Dude what are all these dresses?

Sugar Daddy 🏧:

Comte: I bought them for you.

Me: they fit perfectly... How do you know my size...

Me: how the fuck you know my size!?

Cigarette man 🚬:

Me: how to build a sword from 0 in 3 easy steps for kids.

Leonardo: the fuck you think I am? Chat gpt?

Napoleon's simp 🤵:

Sebas: why do you always volunteer to wake up Napoleon?

Me: why wouldn't you? It's a free kiss.

Sebas: would you like to share?

The love of my life, my true husband, the man I'm giving children to ❤️

Me: *sends two rings pic*

Me: for our wedding.

Napoleon: we aren't even dating...

Me: not yet... By the way, don't come home...

Napoleon: why not?

Me: just don't...

Me: dude I broke Napo's sword...

Baby apple 🍎:

Issac: how!?

Me: I need you to help me, Leonardo didn't cuz I used him like chat gpt

Issac: so you now want me to help you?

Me: please! Save my sorry ass!!

*this contact has blocked you*

Me: NO ISSAC!!

Doctor Whore 🕵️‍♂️:

Me: hey slut what color was your shirt?

Arthur: white, why?

Me: now is pink.

Arthur: you mixed clothes again?

Me: yeah... In my defense Sebastian left me unsupervised.

This weird simp of Vincent 🖼️

Theo: You did it on purpose?

Me: do what?

Theo: mix pink stuff with Arthur clothes?

Me: Yeah...

Theo: I'm gonna tell him

Me: You tell him I'm telling Vincent!

The baby painter 🎨🖌️🐥:

Me: Can we go on a picnic to paint in two canvas but every five minutes we exchange it?

Vincent: That's a beautiful idea! I will bring the materials!

The piano guy 🎹:

Mozart: You forgot to clean under the sofa

Me: Why do you always find the stuff I don't clean? 😭

The traumatized baby 🔥🤺:

*pure voice chats cuz he can't write very good*

Me: I need help...

Jean: I guess I could help you.

Me: I broke Napo's sword...

Jean: with all due respect mademoiselle... How?

Me: that's not the important part! I'm gonna die if Napo see it!

Jean: I think I can find a similar sword to his.

Me: how many macarons?

Jean: ... 100

Me: Are you sure you can eat all of those?

Jean: 100

Shake the spear 🎭

Me: can I be in your play?

Shakespeare: No.

Me: Please!

Me: Please!

Me: Please!

Shakespeare: Fine, you might be a background role.

Me: Yuppy!!

Town Florist 🪷:

Me: Do I really don't own you anything?

Vlad: Why would you?

Me: for all those flowers you give me for free

Vlad: They are free for you, don't worry, I have plenty flowers, I could show you my garden so you see them...

Me: smells like kidnaping...

Pink Twink that is always with the florist🩷:

Me: Why were you outside the mansion I love in?

Charles: We weren't.

Me: Sebastian threw you a bucket of water...

Charles: that was another person.

Weird priest ⛪:

Me: are you really a priest?

Faust: Yes.

Me: I don't believe you!

Faust: I don't need you to believe me

Faust: Actually, why don't you come over next Sunday?

Me: that's smells like kidnaping too...