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sweetcheeksschemmenti · 6 months ago
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Abbott Elementary Characters and Their Corresponding Muppets!
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I hope this makes sense. 🫡
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kraangrebellion · 1 year ago
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uh kinda tags ? for now ? idk these are the bitches that i know are 100% alive
🐊 / leatherhead / jess harley
🐅 / tiger claw / shi kai
🦎 / mondo gecko / armondo garcia
🦁 / louisa dato
🐯 / rog stavish
🐢 / tokka
🐺 / rahzar
🐢 / spike
🐢 / slash
🦊 / jack bellamy
🦜 / pete morton
🦈 / bludgeon / shāyú chuízi
🦈 / sky shark / tiānkōng chuízi
🦈 / armageddon / dàbáishā chuízi
🐸 / genghis frog
🐸 / napoleon bonafrog
🪰 / firefly / bodie broad
🦏 / green horn
🦔 / stone hedgehog
🐃 / water buffalo / ek seeng
🐒 / tyler rockwell
🐕 / dogpound / chris bradford
🐟 / fish face / xever montes
🐗 / bebop / anton zeke
🦏 / rocksteady / ivan steranko
🐻 / pain bear
🐻‍❄️ / nightmare bear
🐼 / fear bear
🐻 / doom bear
🐀 / rat king / victor falco
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storiesbyrhi · 2 years ago
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"a plastic star wars mug from 1977 (+ matching bowl)"
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"cleen ‘kiss that frog’ set (accordion gnome mug)"
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"campbell’s soup mug, likely 70s"
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"white mug with cable knit sweater sleeve/warmer (no brand)"
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"“don’t bother me, I’m crabby” mug (potential maryland souvenir?)"
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"mcdonald’s garfield mug (double sided)"
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"canadian mcdonald’s travel cup (the lid is missing so they probably just use it as a normal cup now)"
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"Garfield “It’s Not The Valleys” 1978 Enesco Beer Stein" (edit: originally identified by @bienmoreau - dumbprep on twitter, source)
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"early 1980’s garfield head mug"
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"1950’s “coffee and” mug"
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"1970’s morton salt girl mug, featuring the 1921 morton salt girl"
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"maxwell house mug" identified twitter user meilkii (source)
(edit: OP is twitter user BIDERVERSE, as shown in the title and source, not me, all words within the quotation marks are his)
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broadwaydivastournament · 7 months ago
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Broadway Divas Tournament: Round 4
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Two-time Tony-winning dancer-extraordinaire Bebe Neuwirth (1958) is best known for her winning role as Velma Kelly in Chicago (1996) alongside her beloved Annie Reinking. After playing Velma off-and-on for some years, she then took on Roxie, and later Matron "Mama" Morton. Bebe has also won for Sweet Charity (1986), and is a two-time Emmy winner for, of course, Lilith in Cheers. Other credits include Here Lies Jenny (2004), Fosse (2001), and Cabaret (2024), which opened to glowing reviews for Bebe, and dismal reviews for basically everything else. In addition to her beloved stage, Bebe is a devoted cat-lover, and activist. She founded the Dancers' Resource program to provide support for injured and/or aging dancers.
Anika Noni Rose (1972) is a Tony-winning actress known for Caroline, or Change (2004), A Raisin in the Sun (2014), and the 2013 first workshop of Hamilton where she originated Angelica Schuyler. She is also known for being one of the iconic Dreamgirls in the 2006 film, as well as the voice of Tiana in Disney's The Princess and the Frog. In 2011, alongside Lea Salonga, she was named a certified, official, Disney Legend. Her latest Broadway show, Uncle Vanya, just opened this past week.
NEW PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE
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"Bebe Neuwirth, my beloved, I have at last seen you in Cabaret, and I am so sorry. You deserve a far better production, and a far better show social media team that recognizes your abundant talent and rave reviews. Please continue to post cat photos, because they bring me nothing but joy."
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"Does Anika Noni Rose not have a pet? In my quest to get a photo of every Diva with their animal, she turned up empty, so...that's something. Also, her Vanya revival wasn't well-received, so that's two Divas in this poll in substandard revivals. Woo-hoo."
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magdaclaire · 5 months ago
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starshine, a poem about my girlfriend @legalespeon
to cait: you're my favorite. to everyone else: hope you enjoy.
transcript under the cut or in the alt text image descriptions.
signed,
m a morton
i told her once that meeting her was like turning the lights on
and i don't know if there's any better way to describe it 
how else can i say that it feels like she reached into me and pulled every good thing about me back into the light
reminded me that there's more to this house than the shadows and the gloom
the creaking staircases and drafty windows
that she spilled color back into the world
or maybe she just reminded me to look for it
she opened the front door and the handle didn't even stick
didn't even catch on the swollen door frame
storm damaged in more ways than one
nobody's ever done it like her
people have shouldered through the door and they've climbed through windows
they've left the first time they were denied entry, 
mistaken the hesitance for occupancy,
it didn't even hesitate for her 
like the door was made for her to walk through.
meeting her was flicking on a gas stove
tick, tick, tick, catch,
the potential was always there,
stored energy waiting to be sparked into a flame,
i've cooked more in the months since i met her than i had in the previous two years.
every day, we do the connections together
that new york times game, something i would have never gotten into without her
i only like doing wordle with her
i get bored otherwise,
too caught up in my head to even stay focused on a game you only get six tries to get right
so why do i feel so perfectionist about it anyway
but that's not the point.
the point is that things are more fun when i can hear the sound of her laugh
i've always hated looking at menus but it's fun when she's telling me all the things she wants to try
when she's looking at restaurants in my hometown and curious about the brussel sprout salad
(which, of course, i order)
we looked through the attraction pages of three zoos together
we've contemplated dates in my hometown
the place she used to live
the place she's moved to now
the city where i stay when i'm with my brother
every place i am, i want her to be
i wanna see my comfortable places through her bright eyes
see how my girl sheds starlight, pixie dust from her fingertips
her delighted laughter, her open excitement,
i want to take her to every nook and cranny of childhood i have left in this world
let her know the creature consigned to this body
how it has come to heel beneath her gaze
how deeply and embarrassingly and ardently she's been needed for longer than i've known her.
she worries she doesn't help me as much as i help her
as if that worry in itself isn't more care than any partner has ever treated me with
like there isn't care in every look she regards me with
as if i haven't slept better since meeting her than i have in years.
and it can be said,
hey man you met her in the same time as getting on some new meds, maybe correlation isn't causation?
the new antidepressant is called auvelity and it started working before i ever knew her name
gave me energy again and the ability to cry and i started cooking again
day by day wasn't a slog for the first time in years and i hadn't felt that good since high school
(as fucking terrible as high school was).
the whole world still dim like milky twilight, damp with humidity
the frogs and the crickets so loud (or maybe the walls so thin) that you can hear them standing in the center of the house.
the lights didn't turn on without her.
she wraps joy around me like a borrowed coat, sits me down in the living room and tells me about the future,
and for the first time, i can picture one with me in it
for the longest time that idea was so vague to me
the abstraction from self it took to imagine survival past day by day by unforgiving day
with her, i can imagine turning 25
26, 31, 45 
if she's there, i want to be there too
and that's a lot to put on someone's shoulders
and i cannot be one more burden in her Atlas sky hands.
she'd tell me that i am not burdening her but stepping shoulder to shoulder with her, bearing the weight together
or she would tell me that i'm one of the reasons that all this tension is worth carrying
or she'd tell me that she's tired,
that she'd like to let go of the world and lay down with me,
and i would grab her hand and smile,
say fuck the world, come home with me
and in this imagining within an imagining
i picture how carefully she would set down the sky,
like placing a child back onto their feet
and how this is how she does everything,
with so much care it makes your chest ache
makes your eyes hurt
starlight girl supernova bright in my mind's eye,
my heartbeat catching on the lines of her smile.
sometimes, she and i sit looking at each other through cameras and phones and hundreds of miles
and i feel closer to her than any lover to ever touch my skin
there was an ocean between us and still that was true
four hours time difference we still found a way
i don't know what to do with a partner that actually thinks i'm worth the effort.
pushed out to sea by every moment i'm not with her,
pulled back in by the tide of her breathing,
my starlight girl moon in the sky,
and i the wrong kind of cosmonaut but enamored anyway,
there's not a way i can imagine this where i don't want to follow where she goes.
she's got one of those gaming computers with lights where lights truly do not have to be
it's colorful and whimsical and i'm sure that there's functional purpose
i want to build her the world with my own two hands but i imagine a computer like that might be easier
circuits and wires and logic and programming and ducks, from what i hear
i've never been for going about things the easy way anyway.
that's the scariest thing sometimes,
how easy things are with her
i'm used to loving folks like pulling teeth from my own mouth
service comes easy to me, gifts i can make,
but expressing love aloud has never been easier than when i'm pushing it past her lips
pouring love into her with lip and teeth and tongue
whisper her my love affair fire with smoke passed between our mouths
she breathes me in and i am taken in,
perfect and peaceful.
i'll never stop wondering why
she chose me but i'll choose her back every day if she'll let me
my sunshine, my north star
everything i need.
once, i told her that talking to her helps,
but I think I'll miss her til I have her in my hands, and every time she's not after that too
she says to me you say the most romantic shit sometimes,
asks me if she's supposed to  be normal about it,
as if making her feel that way isn't the goal of my every sentence;
letting her know how special she is through words alone is impossible
but sometimes I get close.
sometimes i think she can feel just how badly I need her,
split seconds of oh, you love me flash of recognition on her face
as if loving her wasn't what I was made for,
as if the sound of her laugh isn't music to me,
as if I don't hang off her every story time run-on sentence,
her unique ability to circumnavigate her point so much that it's like she's telling ten stories at once,
I love that about her.
I love the way she needs me to know every single detail and every single reason and how she knows him and how they know them,
how she invites me into the house of her soul just as easily as the door opened to her,
I love how much she trusts me.
I love trusting her just as much.
my good morning texts to her always start the same way
good morning, starshine! the sun says hello!
a bastardization misremembrance of something my mother quoted to me as a child that tastes like home on my tongue,
the home I provide to her will always live more on love than anything else,
and as well as I can, I won't let her be lonely in the home we share.
I was a lonely kid, in a way
in the textbook for the psychology class I took the semester before I met her
there was a small definition of what autism is, which began with
autism is a disorder characterized by extreme aloneness,
the goal here to be able to communicate exactly how much people like me live in our heads more than our homes,
open door and song birds singing,
and i don't think i've ever looked into a two way mirror and saw myself so profoundly as in that simple sentence,
that deep well of loneliness bubbling within me so suddenly.
i've never liked learning new things in public
it takes me time to adjust to information, to incorporate things
i can play a good game when it comes to the gambit of conversation
adapt as quickly as i can and keep quiet while things slide into place in my mind
i've never met someone more understanding of the oddities in me than she is
never been able to ask for the space she gives me naturally
slow but not far
an arms length intimacy that we close the distance of when we're both ready,
i wonder if she loves figuring me out as much as i love the vice versa,
standing in that push and pull of learning every single thing about her,
letting the ocean tide bite at my ankles just for the pleasure of standing in the sea spray,
i've always loved the water but never like this.
my love for her ocean vast and trench deep,
i have no idea how to end a poem about her
i'll spend the rest of my life with her
and i still don't think i'll ever be able to properly form the words,
tell her exactly how much she means,
how much i need her.
so instead, i'll prop the door open
write her poem after poem after poem of hello i love you,
good morning, i love you
how did you sleep, i love you
did you get something to eat, i love you
drink some more water, i love you
let me take care of you, i love you,
and i will take her hand and i will give her the keys, say
this house is yours now
i know you'll treat it well.
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anonymoushouseplantfan · 2 years ago
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Episode 4
Royal wedding montage. No, Samantha Cohen didn’t tell you some weird Rainbow Fish story. That did not happen. 
Voices of journalists talking about how amazing she is and how she is going to change the family for the better. I guess the royal coverage is good…as long as they say nice things.
“I don’t know how I was so calm.” Drugs, Meghan. It was drugs. 
Wedding crowds montage. Same song as Four Weddings and a Funeral because these two think they are living a rom com. Celebrities attending the wedding. International coverage. Amal and George and the Beckhams. Will and Harry. No one mentions that it was Wallis Simpson’s car. She didn’t talk about the “real” wedding three days before.
There was no expectation, Harry. You were supposed to get married in Craithie Kirk because you were a man of the people. That was the first story that came out.
CWK talks about the dress. Doesn’t mention the Commonwealth flowers in the veil. No mention of the tiara drama or the egg debacle either. 
Bold choice going with the vampire bride shot. Yes, KC was important to you Meg. He single-handedly saved your train wreck wedding. Lots of discussion about the Kingdom Choir and no one mentions that they perform at all the Commonwealth events. 
They sold their wedding pics, just like Peter. They are soooooo tacky. They laugh about cutting the cake with the sword. That wedding cake was truly symbolic, a priceless collection of gold pedestals propping up a mediocre confection. Her mom ditched her for the celebs. That is hilarious. Of course she did.
Interesting that Meghan hasn’t looked happy once during this whole documentary, but she sounds truly joyful when talking about the wedding. That was the highlight of her life. 
Kate’s face in the wedding pictures is everything. Says it all. I wonder if Meghan sold a Kate pic. I haven’t seen one yet. Never mind, I just rewound and, sure enough, she did.
Interesting how they are appropriating narratives—she’s a hugger, writing in a new character, modernizing—that were created by the tabloids. Every single word this Archewell guy is saying was written by Camilla Tominey, Andrew Morton, or Valentine Low. He is parroting the royal experts Harry was mocking last episode.
Train trip with the Queen. Why does she wear a necklace in some shots, but not in others? They are splicing different interviews and using filters to make it look line one interview. This section was edited into incomprehensibility after the death of the Queen.
Grenfell. LOL, she makes it sound like she was in the UK when the tragedy happened. Wild. I like the Grenfell ladies but why are they spending time on this and not covering her current charities? 
Bitching about Nott Cott, which actually looks super cute. “I don’t know who lived here before.” Your brother, the heir, lived there before, Harry. You know that.
 That’s how she decorated it? Pottery Barn circa 2001? No wonder her domestic goddess career never took off. All of this just to upgrade from 2000s Pottery Barn to 2014 Restoration Hardware? But….they weren’t living in Nott Cott. They rented a Cotswolds farmhouse before the wedding and lived there until moving to Frog Cott. That’s why all these pics are of them getting dressed. They were just using Nott Cott to prep for London events. 
Wait, did they just bitch about their multi-million cottage in Kensington Palace being too small right after the Grenfell segment? Yes, they did. Wow.
Pregnancy. She sold her sonogram pictures. Australia. You weren’t showing already, Megs. There was no bump. Cue shots with no bump. This is epic gaslight. We can clearly see she’s not showing, but they flat out say she was.
Lol, she wasn’t that popular. Her polls peaked at 41% net approval after the wedding and dropped like rocks. And Australia wasn’t the turning point, Lucy. It was her dad talking to the media all summer long. Isn’t Lucy Harper a pr person? Shouldn’t she be able to interpret polling data? Headlines about how popular she was…including the 2018 Time’s Most Influential List, which is hilarious because they were sandwiched between Donald Trump and Saudi Arabia’s MSB. Yeah, the royals were really jealous of that. OMG, they show Meghan’s covers and its…Woman’s Day and Hello! Canada. One of the headlines is “Freddy Mercury’s Secret Wife.” 
Wait, now he’s happy because the media put Meghan on the front pages? They have a very strange relationship with the media. Hold on, he thinks Meghan outshone The Queen? Seriously?????? He thinks the frumpy brocade dress outshone The Queen? I remember calling that a hater cover because Meghan looked so terrible in it. No one thought she overshadowed The Queen. Literally, no one. 
Archewell guy speaking again.  He seems to think that the royals, who were desperately trying to cover up the epic disaster of the Australian tour—which included insulting the Australian government house, exaggerating an incident with a faulty heater, assaulting an embassy employee, walking out of a United Nations event, making a staffer cry in front of a reporter, wearing jewelry gifted by an allegedly murderous despot, and trolling her father by saying he hadn’t paid for her college—were jealous of how “well” she did in Australia. This is delusional.
Lol, now they are bitching about avocados. It wasn’t the avocados. It was her dad. They just jumped from blaming the royals for the bad press to blaming racism. First The Queen was jealous, then the staff were scared, then the media was racist and giving Kate better press…I’m getting whiplash. Pick a villain, guys! I can’t follow this argument at all. The Queen was upset because Meghan stole her Woman’s Day cover with Freddie Mercury’s secret wife so she leaked stories about Meghan’s favorite perishable fruit and the evil tabloids turned that into the racialized avocados of death? Whaaaaaat????? I love how Harry throws up his hands and says “well, if you can’t see it, I can’t do anything for you.” See what? None of this makes any sense.
BTW, they used the “Hurricane Meghan” headlines even though Meghan told Oprah she hadn’t heard about that. The Oprah interview also implied she never knew about the bump-holding headlines and they used those in the documentary too. Oprah read them to her and Meghan acted as if it was the first time she was hearing about it. The only headlines Meghan, according to their statements during the Oprah interview, was supposedly aware of were the “made Kate cry story” and the avocado story, and she laughed at the avocado story.
Walkabout in Liverpool. A member of the public scolded her about her dad. See? The problem was her dad. Harry and Meghan, however, blame family lies and the tabloids. Her dad was giving interviews right and left, and people were watching him in real time, complaining about how he was treated.  No one in the palace was leaking this. No one was lying about it. He was out there, giving interviews to anyone with a couple of bucks because he wanted to explain that he did actually pay for her school. Her sister was doing the same thing.
And here’s the Diana 2.0 stuff. Wait, she was going to kill herself…over the racialized avocados of death? I paused to re-read the transcript of the Oprah interview because I remembered the suicidal ideation story as being a lot more sympathetic than “the Kate story and the avocados made me want to end it all.” In that interview, they start with the tabloid stories, but then Oprah asks her whether she felt lonely and she talks about Harry working all the time and being all alone. She talks about not being able to leave the house and see her friends and also about the tours being exhausting and having to smile through it all. She also claims there were talks about Archie not being a prince and not getting security and how that was stressing her out. Then she talks about people being concerned about Archie’s skin color and then she talks about her suicidal ideation. That kind of emotional build-up is what Oprah brings to the table. That’s why she gets the big bucks. Here, they just jump from “our Australian tour was super successful” to “mean tabloid stories about Kate and avocados” to “I just didn’t want to live anymore,” and it’s not as powerful, particularly since the behind-the-scenes pictures they keep showing us are all happy pictures. 
Also, we skipped over the big show of support at Sandringham.  And Doria can also do the “one tear, left eye” trick. It must be genetic.
She wasn’t allowed to get help? Girl, they knew you were nuttier than a fruitcake. They would have sent you to a shrink in a hot minute. And they weren’t afraid about how it would make the institution look. Harry admitted to going to therapy and it went fantastic. James Middleton went to therapy too. They put up pics of Megs looking sad…and they are all from events that happened afterwards.
The households separated because of leaks? Bullying isn’t even going to get mentioned? No, it isn’t, and neither is the big social media campaign KP did to support Meghan.
I’m blown away by the fact that all this drama is about a story about bridesmaids’ dresses. The Oprah Winfrey interview was motivated by this one story about making Kate cry. The Archetypes podcast was about the story about making Kate cry. They made a six-hour Netflix documentary about a story about making Kate cry. There is now an entire subgenre of royal coverage based on Princess Charlotte’s bridesmaid attire. This one story has been living rent-free in Harry and Meghan’s heads since Fall 2018.
Harry keeps talking about trading stories and not playing the game. He totally planted the Rose Hanbury affair story as revenge for the “made Kate cry” story. Absolutely,
Happy Nott Cott Christmas.  She wasn’t allowed to text photos? Lol, you weren’t texting photos bc you were saving them for Netflix.
People Magazine article. I guess these were the friends working with the magazines. Wasn’t their privacy super important? Weren’t they in danger if their identities were revealed? That was the argument that was presented under oath to the court. Now it turns out she was just saving the reveal for the Netflix special. Baby shower. OMG, Amal Clooney making floral arrangements, wtf? Backlash because of course. 
They are gifted Frogmore Cottage. Archie’s birth. Vintage footage about royal births. She had a long-standing relationship with her UK doctor? How? Seriously, how? They couldn’t do the photocell at Portland Hospital? Didn’t Fergie do it at Portland? Twice?
Birth announcement drama. The problem wasn’t that you broke protocol, Meghan. The problem was that CBS got the exclusive and you lied to the press about the birth. They bring in academics to say it was about racism because of course.
Archie. They took a picture of the nanny with the baby in a mud cloth carrier, lol.
South Africa with Archie. They couldn’t do a hospital photocall with the baby, but now they are taking him on tour. Doria just said “it’s not the institution’s baby, it’s her baby,” but they are taking him on an official tour. They can’t be expected to serve their child on a silver platter for literally two minutes, but they can take him on a week-long tour. I had to double-back and check the dates because I felt this wasn’t nearly as jarring and contradictory when it happened, and it wasn’t. The tour was several months after the birth and they had already taken the baby (who was supposedly too young to fly to Balmoral for the summer) to Ibiza. They way they presented it in the documentary, however, sounded ridiculous.
BTW, no coverage of the Vogue magazine, Smartworks capsule collection, the summer vacations at Elton’s house, the private planes, etc…. All of these were roundly criticized (well, not the Smartworks capsule) and yet the only story that matters is the Kate story.
Lol, the Archewell guy just admitted the royals were afraid Meghan would cause an international row during this tour. Not afraid that she would embarrass the royal family with her activism, noooooo. Afraid she would cause an international row.
Tutu. Wasn’t this footage intrusive two episodes ago? Make up your minds, guys! Tom Bradby. Is she trying to spin the interview as an oopsie due to exhaustion? Is she saying Tom tricked her? She really thinks people are stupid. Also, she takes no responsibility for anything, not even the Uber-narcissistic “I trusted too much.” She’s not even capable of that.
{Edited: Apparently Harry is doing another interview with Bradby. Guess he didn’t really trick them then.]
Astroturfed supportive hashtag. Guess her huge investment in Twitter bots paid off. LOL, my kid squints at the screen and says “all the tweets have the same timestamp.” Yes, they do.
Oh, the Diana footage is a bad idea. You can tell she was trying to act like Diana during the Africa interview (so much eyeliner). They really do think she’s Diana though, and they planned their tours (Australia, Africa, big meeting with African leader, big tour with baby) to bolster that impression. It’s interesting that worthy projects (Smartworks capsule collection, Vogue, Morocco girls’ meetings Ireland tour, dog shelter) that would make Meghan look good, but don’t support the Diana narrative are simply not mentioned. The India hygiene project is not featured in the documentary, but the Diana-like pictures in traditional dress are. 
You Don’t Own Me for closing credits. Hahaha. Harley Quinn music. So appropriate. The music in the last three documentaries is better than the music in the first three. 
Husband and group chat both discuss the Diana 2.0 stuff. She really thinks she is Diana and the documentary is trying to present her as Diana. Everyone agrees that she is no Diana. The psychologist thinks she should have worn more eyeliner. The lawyer tells her that eyeliner wasn’t the problem. There isn’t enough eyeliner in the world to turn her into Diana. Everyone thinks the music is good. Much texting about how much the tiny cottage cost. Someone looks it up on Zillow and it’s an insane number. Many “but my palace was sooooo small” jokes. Many comments about a KP cottage, no matter how small, being much classier than a California McMansion. Many comments about the Archewell guy sounding slimy. 
On to the next episode.
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twinkubus · 1 year ago
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Ironically, the first scholars in humanist and social science domains to talk about ecology were hostile to theory. They latched on to ecological themes so as to leapfrog over what they didn’t like about the contemporary academy, which have always been the things I like and like to teach: exploring how texts and other cultural objects are constructed, how race, gender and class deeply affect their construction, and so forth. They wrote as if talking about frogs was a way to avoid talking about gender. But frogs also have gender and sexuality. Frogs also have constructs—they access the world in certain ways, their genome expresses (whether “intentionally” or “with imagination” or not) beyond the boundaries of their bodies.
Timothy Morton, Humankind: Solidarity with Nonhuman People
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chymphaea · 6 months ago
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The Generation Of Danger Game Screenshots
I've took it upon myself to play the game and screenshot all the pages. They're low res but at least you could see the pictures.
Quinton Topher
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Fish Guy
Basil Sherman
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Fucked-up looking dog
Marissa Bailey
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Friendship is Magic
William Foul
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Rabbit Dude
Percival Vaughn
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[Insert that frog image here]
Wendrid Brody
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Bear Fella
Piper Huxley
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Birb
Morton Fraiger
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Police Officer
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marioswap · 1 year ago
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🍄! :D
Thank you!!
I will be putting numerous little things, I'm sure that's okay uwu
Some of my favourite headcanons and trivia;
Prince Mario is pan (I guess so is Prince Luigi?)
Prince Luigi has naturally green eyes, but he used blue contacts for a good while. Now in the AU's present time, he doesn't use contacts and thus needs to use reading glasses
Prince Luigi is officially dating Prince Peasley in MarioSwap
Prince Mario is more like their father, King Paolo, and Prince Luigi is more like their mother, Queen Caramel
Prince Mario and Prince Luigi have Keepsakes - a magical power in the lineage of Toadstools. This is a homage to the canon fact that Princess Peach used to canonically have some magical powers
Morton Koopa is FMT
In AU's present time, Mario and Luigi are 27 years old
Then, I want to share a few of my favourite scenes from some of the stories! (I could make entire posts about specific scenes or things about this AU and write essays about 'em, maybe I will if people are interested!)
There will be spoilers! ;)
"Please, Mario, we are beyond formalities at this point", the maid translated Princess Holly, who chuckled while she signed.  "We have known each other since we were little tadpoles!" Holly signed, smirking at Daisy.  Mario hummed, embarrassed. Daisy held a grin on her face and eyed Mario curiously.  "She has always been amused of my frog suit", Mario told Daisy; "She's seen me without one on just a few rare occasions." 
Upsy-Daisy - I just find this scene funny :D #bringbackthefrogsuit
Toadsworth pressed his brows down. Ever since he was a kid, Mario had this habit of clamming up when something didn't go his way, when he was anxious, or when he felt incapable of speaking back. After their parents disappeared, Mario stopped talking altogether. Well, he stopped talking to everyone else except for Luigi. A month in and the Travel Paintings had to be locked away. Some weeks later Mario started talking again, with Luigi's support and help.  This situation reminded Toadsworth an awful lot of that time, and he hoped that Prince Mario wouldn't clam up now. Not now, when his voice needed to be heard. "Your Highness, something has to be done-" Toadsworth whispered to him, trying to encourage him, his words echoing in the otherwise quiet hall. Everyone was waiting for his next order. Mario felt everyone's eyes on him, staring holes in his character. Memories surfaced, making him anxious. He felt panic creep its way into his being. Was he going to have a panic attack? Was this how it felt? Oh, to think Luigi has had to go through this so many times-
Family Matters Act 1 - One of the scenes I loved to write, bc I was able to give Mario's character something deeper. What this AU is partly about is looking deep into Mario and Luigi's characters, their bonds and emotions, and I really like to explore them whenever I can.
“I wouldn’t mind having two kingdoms instead of just one. And to be honest, you’re not the worst option. You’re quite pretty”, Tom mumbled thoughtfully and eyed Prince Mario. Mario chuckled awkwardly. Tom tugged the corner of his lips.  “Too bad you gotta die for this arrangement to work.”  “Mh? What-” Mario uttered, and Tom slammed his hand down on Mario, forcing him on his back on the bed. Tom’s palm covered Mario’s head, in an attempt to smother him. Mario kicked with his legs and struggled underneath Tom’s hand, unable to breath and his right arm hurting. He was fighting hard to stay awake. Luigi felt his heart jump to his throat. He felt how panic took over his whole being, and he wasn’t thinking logically anymore. He squeezed through the gap inside the room and ran as fast as his legs took him towards King Boo.  “Luigi-!” Peach gasped and followed him, Chanterelle rushed after them as well. 
Family Matters Act 2 - for Luigi, this is a very meaningful moment. He learns new things about his abilities, which will later have an impact on his mental health (oh these two really need therapy-)
Mario felt his breath catch pace. It was a decision done on a whim, but most importantly it was a choice he made, with no one else telling him he should or shouldn't do it. Prince Mario let go of Haru's hands for a short moment to cup his cheeks softly, and Haru knew what he was after. The tall Prince of Flower Kingdom bent lower, so Mario could kiss him. Haru accepted the kiss, answered it even ever so softly, and held Mario gently by his arms. 
Kingdom Come - For Mario, this is very, very huge thing. His whole life he's been courted, proposed to and pressured for marriage (mostly by Bowser, but other too), he has the whole of Mushroom Kingdom on his shoulders. And this kiss here was maybe the very first this sort of decision he did himself, with no one else pressuring him or telling him what to do or not to do. This determines a lot of Mario's character development, and Haru plays a very important role in Mario's character from now on as well.
“There’s really nothing I can do to change your mind about this?” Luigi hummed a question and leaned his head against Mario’s shoulder. Mario ‘mm-mh’d with a shake of his head. He leaned his head against Luigi’s and answered; “No, Lu. But it is okay. As long as we are together, everything will be okay. And, maybe, a big change like this turns out to be a good one… Sometimes life has to change dramatically, and we just have to let it happen.”  “It’s just a fancy title”, Luigi sighed and pet Polterpup’s head, lying to himself a little as he did. It wouldn’t be just a fancy title, they both knew that.   “Exactly”, Mario hummed.  “I love you”, Luigi reminded him, and Mario answered; “You too.”
This work here is yet to be published ;) I was inspired by the movie's lines here, I just had to add this one!
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hopusthebrainlessfloof · 1 year ago
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to the koopalings! what's y'all's favourite sanrio character? (if they even exist in your little world...)
[ Of COURSE it exists in their world... >w< ]
Ludwig: Um... I like the little bunny girl, Melody I think.
Wendy: Gotta choose my girl Hello Kitty.
Roy: KU-RO-MI! KU-RO-MI! KU-RO-MI!-
Morton: The twin stars! They're so pretty...
Lemmy: Usahana, she's the same colours as me!
Iggy: Keroppi! I love frogs! :)
Larry: Ew, what am I, a girl?? (Loves Cinnamoroll but thinks he's a rabbit)
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weantuniverse · 2 years ago
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"The frog going ratback."  From The Cats' Arabian Nights by Abby Morton Diaz, 1881.
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Michael Redgrave in Mr. Arkadin (Orson Welles, 1955)
Cast: Orson Welles, Robert Arden, Patricia Medina, Michael Redgrave, Akim Tamiroff, Katina Paxinou, Mischa Auer, Peter van Eyck, Paola Mori, Suzanne Flon. Screenplay: Orson Welles. Cinematography: Jean Bourgoin. Art direction: Orson Welles. Film editing: Renzo Lucidi, William Morton, Orson Welles. Music: Paul Misraki. 
"What if?" is the question that haunts every Orson Welles film after Citizen Kane (1941). What if Welles had had the financial, production, and distribution support for his films? Of none of them is the question more appropriate than Mr. Arkadin, which was edited by other hands than Welles's and not even shown in the United States until 1962, and at one point was said to exist in at least seven different versions. In 2006, the Criterion Collection released a three-DVD set that edited together all of the existing English-language versions of the film, following what was known of Welles's original plan, along with his comments on some of the other versions that had been released. It's probably as close as we're going to get to what the director had in mind. So what if Mr. Arkadin had been under Welles's control all along? Would we have a more coherent narrative and style? Would the protagonist, Guy Van Stratten, have been played by a more skilled actor than Robert Arden? (It's a role that would have been perfect for someone like William Holden.) Would Welles have called on the best makeup artists to provide himself with a more convincing prosthetic nose and a wig and beard whose edges don't show? Would the function and the fate of Patricia Medina's character, Mily, have been clearer? And does any of this really matter? For what we have here, despite Welles's later description of the film (or its handling) as a "disaster," is one of the most fascinating works in his storied, troubled career. There are sequences that are haunting, even if their purpose in the film is unclear, such as the procession of the penitentes, who in their tall, pointed hoods look like exactly what Mily mistakes them for: "crazy ku kluxers." Or the Goyaesque masks at Arkadin's ball. Or the sequence of truly wonderful cameo performances, including a hair-netted Michael Redgrave as the junk dealer Burgomil Trebitsch, who keeps trying to sell Van Stratten a busted telescope (which he pronounces "telly-o-scope"). Or Mischa Auer as the proprietor of a flea circus. Or Katina Paxinou as a Mexican (?) woman named Sophie. And then there's one of Welles's most celebrated speeches, perhaps second only to his "cuckoo clock" monologue in The Third Man (Carol Reed, 1949), in which Arkadin tells the fable of the scorpion and the frog. Though analogues have been found in folklore around the world, this particular formulation of it seems to have been Welles's own:
This scorpion wanted to cross a river, so he asked the frog to carry him. No, said the frog, no thank you. If I let you on my back you may sting me and the sting of the scorpion is death. Now, where, asked the scorpion, is the logic in that? For scorpions always try to be logical. If I sting you, you will die. I will drown. So, the frog was convinced and allowed the scorpion on his back. But, just in the middle of the river, he felt a terrible pain and realized that, after all, the scorpion had stung him. Logic! Cried the dying frog as he started under, bearing the scorpion down with him. There is no logic in this! I know, said the scorpion, but I can't help it -- it's my character.  
Perhaps it was Welles's character that betrayed him into making movies that flopped but turned into classics.
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Clarence Williams III (August 21, 1939 – June 4, 2021) was an actor. He played the character of Linc Hayes in The Mod Squad. He appeared in films such as Purple Rain, 52 Pick-Up, Tales from the Hood, Hoodlum, Half Baked, Life, American Gangster, and Reindeer Games.
Born in New York City, he was the son of a professional musician, Clarence “Clay” Williams Jr., and grandson of jazz and blues composer/pianist Clarence Williams and his singer-actress wife, Eva Taylor. Raised by his paternal grandmother, he became interested in acting after accidentally walking onto a stage at a theater below a Harlem YMCA.
He began pursuing an acting career after spending two years as a paratrooper in C Company, 506th Infantry, of the 101st Airborne Division. He first appeared on Broadway in The Long Dream. He appeared in Walk in Darkness, Sarah and the Sax, Doubletalk, and King John. His breakout theatrical role was in Slow Dance on the Killing Ground, for which he received a Tony Award nomination.
His career included the role of Prince’s tormented father, who was a musician, in Purple Rain, a recurring role in Twin Peaks, a good cop in Deep Cover, a rioter in Against the Wall, and Wesley Snipes’ chemically dependent father in Sugar Hill. His other roles on television include Hill Street Blues, The Littlest Hobo, Miami Vice, The Highwayman, Burn Notice, Everybody Hates Chris, Justified, and Law & Order. He can be seen in films such as 52 Pick-Up, Life, The Cool World, Tales from the Hood, Half-Baked, King: A Filmed Record... Montgomery to Memphis, Hoodlum, Frogs for Snakes, Starstruck, The General’s Daughter, Reindeer Games, Impostor, and the early jazz musician Jelly Roll Morton in The Legend of 1900. He played a supporting role as George Wallace’s fictional African-American butler and caretaker in George Wallace.
He has worked in a variety of genres on stage and screen, from comedy I’m Gonna Git You Sucka, Half-Baked, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
He married the actress Gloria Foster. They worked together on The Mod Squad. They acted in The Cool World. In 1984 they filed for divorce but remained friends. They had no children. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence
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Brand New Details for Tiana's Bayou Adventure Disney World
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As the summer of 2024 approaches, Walt Disney World is gearing up for the highly anticipated opening of Tiana's Bayou Adventure, a reimagined attraction replacing the iconic Splash Mountain. This all-new experience promises to transport guests into the vibrant world of "The Princess and the Frog," immersing them in the rich culture and traditions of New Orleans. With an opening date set for June 28, 2024, at Magic Kingdom, excitement is building for this magical journey through the bayou. Here's everything you need to know before embarking on this thrilling adventure.
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The Story Behind Tiana's Bayou Adventure
Tiana's Bayou Adventure ride picks up where the beloved Disney animated film "The Princess and the Frog" left off. After achieving her dream of opening the successful Tiana's Palace restaurant, Princess Tiana has ventured into a new culinary endeavor called "Tiana's Foods." This employee-owned co-op is nestled within an old salt mine, featuring a boutique farm, a working kitchen, and an educational area dedicated to teaching the art of cooking and gardening. As the story unfolds, it's Mardi Gras season, and Tiana is preparing to host a one-of-a-kind celebration for the people of New Orleans. However, she realizes she's missing a key ingredient for her special dish. Guests will join Tiana and her fun-loving friend Louis the Alligator on an adventure through the bayou to find the missing component, encountering familiar faces and making new friends along the way.
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Immersive Audio-Animatronics and Music
One of the most exciting aspects of Disney World Tiana's Bayou Adventure is the introduction of cutting-edge audio-animatronics figures. Disney Imagineers have created dozens of highly detailed and expressive characters, including Tiana, Mama Odie, Louis, and a host of new critter friends. These animatronics boast an incredible range of motion, facial expressions, and personality, bringing the bayou to life like never before. The attraction will also feature a captivating musical score, blending new original compositions with beloved tunes from "The Princess and the Frog." Grammy Award-winning New Orleans musicians PJ Morton and Terence Blanchard have contributed their talents, ensuring an authentic and immersive auditory experience.
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The Thrilling Ride Experience
While the overall ride experience will be reimagined, Tiana's Bayou Adventure will retain the iconic 50-foot drop that made Splash Mountain a fan favorite. As guests embark on their journey, they'll float through the bayou, encountering lively musical critters and their handcrafted instruments before plunging down the exhilarating drop, culminating in an indoor finale celebrating Tiana's Mardi Gras party.
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Virtual Queue and Lightning Lane Access
To manage the anticipated high demand, Tiana's Bayou Adventure will utilize a virtual queue system during its initial opening days. Guests can request to join the virtual queue via the My Disney Experience app at 7 a.m. or 1 p.m. While a standby queue will not be available initially, Disney expects to open one soon after the attraction's debut. Additionally, Tiana's Bayou Adventure will be included in the Disney Genie+ service, allowing guests to purchase Lightning Lane access and bypass the regular queue. Pricing and availability will be updated on the day of your visit through the My Disney Experience app.
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Commemorative Merchandise and Dining Offerings
No Disney experience would be complete without commemorative merchandise and themed dining offerings. Starting on June 28, guests can find Tiana's Bayou Adventure and "The Princess and the Frog"-inspired merchandise collections at the Emporium in Magic Kingdom. Shortly after the attraction's debut, these items will also be available at the Critter Co-Op in Frontierland. As for dining, guests can indulge in Tiana's Famous Beignets, light and fluffy treats drizzled with honey and powdered sugar, available for a limited time at Golden Oak Outpost and The Friar's Nook.
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PhotoPass Opportunities and Memory Maker
Disney's PhotoPass Service will capture magical moments throughout your journey on Tiana's Bayou Adventure. Guests can purchase the Memory Maker package to download all their Disney PhotoPass photos taken during their vacation, including the special attraction photo from this new experience.
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Final Thoughts
With its immersive storytelling, cutting-edge technology, and authentic New Orleans flair, Tiana's Bayou Adventure promises to be a standout addition to Walt Disney World's lineup of attractions. As the opening date of June 28, 2024, draws near, guests can look forward to embarking on an unforgettable adventure through the bayou, celebrating the rich culture and traditions that inspired "The Princess and the Frog." Whether you're a longtime fan or a newcomer to the world of Tiana, this attraction is sure to captivate and delight visitors of all ages. Get ready to "drop on in" and let the good times roll! Read the full article
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🎀... crushes !
(warning: 150+ crushes)
🎀books
Edward Hyde – Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde ( book + musical )
Holden Caulfield – The Catcher in the Rye
Košečkin Toporkov – Čekhov’s short stories
雨村 (Yucun) – Dream of the Red Chamber
🎀films/series/tv shows
Akutarō Shindo – Bucchigiri?!
Alador Blight + Darius Diamonne (poly) – The Owl House
Bandit Heeler – Bluey
Basil – The Great Mouse Detective
Captain Harlock – Captain Harlock ( anime + film (2013) )
CatRat – Gabby’s Dollhouse
Charles Bingley + Fitzwilliam Darcy – Pride and Prejudice (2005)
David – Camp Camp
Debra5000 + Eric – The Mitchells vs the Machines
Dragon King – The Monkey King
Ebisu – Nuragami
Eda Clawthorne – The Owl House
Edric Blight – The Owl House
Emile Petit + Francœur + Raoul – Un Monstre à Paris
Ezra – Captain Harlock (2013)
Father – Codename: Kids Next Door
Fukuo – Kiki’s Delivery Service
Gramorr – LoliRock
Guido – Luca
Hans – Frozen
Ichabod Crane – Sleepy Hollow (2013-2017)
Ichiya – Bucchigiri?!
John Darling + Slightly – Disney’s Peter Pan
Kabal – Mortal Kombat
Kakeru Zabu – Bucchigiri?!
King Dice – The Cuphead Show!
King Magnifico – Wish
Kristoff – Frozen
Kuzko – The Emperor’s New Groove
Loid + Yor Forger (poly) – SpyxFamily
Louis – UglyDolls
Louis Mérante – Ballerina
Marito Jin – Bucchigiri?!
Mephisto – LoliRock
Metro-spider – Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse
Morton – The Owl House
Nicholas Wolfwood – Trigun ( anime + manga )
Nico – Rio duology
Ozzie – Over the Hedge
Prince Naveen + Tiana (poly) – Disney’s The Princess and the Frog
Ryan – Sing 2
Sandman – Rise of the Guardians
Scientist (nnic) – Spiderman: Across the Spider-verse
Silencer + Truth – Miraculous: les Aventures de Ladybug et Chat Noir
Spike Spiegel – Cowboy Bebop
Suki – Sing 2
Tarrant Hightopp – Alice in Wonderland (2010-2016)
Ted Shackleford – Curious George
Tsukasa Shishiō – Dr. Stone
Valentino – Wish
Victor – Ballerina
Waymond Wang – Everything Everywhere All at Once
William Dalton – Les Dalton (2010-2015)
🎀videogames
Achilles – Alchemy Stars
Adras – Alchemy Stars
Angus Ciprianni – That’s Not My Neighbour
Arlecchino – Genshin Impact
Baizhu – Genshin Impact
Beretta – Alchemy Stars
Beverly – Alchemy Stars
Boothill – Honkai Star Rail
Brock – Alchemy Stars
Caleb – Alchemy Stars
Capitano – Genshin Impact
Casta – Alchemy Stars
Chenya – Twisted Wonderland
Chevalier Michel – Ikemen Prince
Clavis Lelouch – Ikemen Prince
Comte de Saint-Germaine – Ikemen Vampire
Corax – Alchemy Stars
Cuscuta – Alchemy Stars
Diavolo – Obey Me! duology
Divus Crewel – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Fleur – Alchemy Stars
Francis Mosses – That’s Not My Neighbour
Genevieve – Alchemy Stars
Jack Howl – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Jamil Viper – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Jean d’Arc – Ikemen Vampire
Joselyn – Alchemy Stars
Kleken – Alchemy Stars
Leon Dompteur – Ikemen Prince
Leona Kingscholar – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Leonardo Da Vinci – Ikemen Vampire
Licht + Nokto Klein – Ikemen Prince
Lilia Vanrouge – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Ludovico – The Arcana
Malleus Draconia – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Mephistopheles – Obey Me! duology
Michael – Alchemy Stars
Minos – Alchemy Stars
Mozus Trein – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Nails – Alchemy Stars
Napoleon Bonaparte – Ikemen Vampire
Naroxel – Alchemy Stars
Nazali Satrinava – The Arcana
Neuvillette – Genshin Impact
Pantalone – Genshin Impact
Pittman – Alchemy Stars
Praetor Vlastomil – The Arcana
Pyro – Team Fortress 2
Quaestor Valdemar – The Arcana
Nadia Satrinava + Portia Devorak (poly) – The Arcana
Rebecca – Alchemy Stars
Rui Kamishiro – Project Sekai
Sam – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Sebek Zigvolt – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Silver – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Taki – Alchemy Stars
Theodorus van Gogh – Ikemen Vampire
Toya Aoyagi – Project Sekai
Tsukasa Tenma – Project Sekai
Vic – Alchemy Stars
Vil Schönheit – Twisted Wonderland ( videogame + manga )
Welt Yang – Honkai Impact 3rd
William Shakespeare – Ikemen Vampire
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart – Ikemen Vampire
Zandik – Genshin Impact
🎀other type of source
Ace – Bungō Stray Dogs universe
Andrealphus – Hellaverse
Astr0 – Felix’s OC (his name has his social linked!)
Beelzebub – Hellaverse
Ben Solo / Kylo Ren – Star Wars universe
Black Cat + Witch Bunny – Witch Bunny
Carlos + Cecil Gershwin Palmer (poly) – Welcome to Night Vale
Chūya Nakahara – Bungō Stray Dogs universe
Daredevil – Marvel universe
Denver – So Not My Type ( webtoon by @ prollycarmen )
Ezekiel Sims / Spider-therapist – Marvel universe
General Grievous – Star Wars universe
Graziano – The Merchant of Venice
Kowalski + Rico – Madagascar universe
Lewis Pepper – Mystery Skulls Animated
Marchese di Forlipopoli – La Locandiera
Meta Knight – Nintendo universe
Miles Edgeworth – The Great Ace Attorney universe
Mr. Mistoffelees – Cats ( musical )
Mungojerrie – Cats ( musical )
Munkustrap – Cats ( musical )
Mushitarō Oguri – Bungō Stray Dogs universe
Paimon – Hellaverse
Projectile dysfunction bloke – Projectile Dysfunction
Shadow – Sonic universe
Shōta Aizawa – Boku No Hero Academia ( manga + anime )
Shylock – The Merchant of Venice
Sigma – Bungō Stray Dogs universe
Sin-eater – Marvel universe
Skimbleshanks – Cats ( musical )
Tayama Iida – Boku No Hero Academia ( manga + anime )
Turning a Sphere Outside In bloke – Turning a Sphere Outside In
Wally Wackford – Hellaverse
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