#friendly neighborhood sociopath

[gldrushsblog]

SUGAR AND SIN | JK FANFICTION

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synopsis: Aurora Beckett is as sweet as the cupcakes she makes and as bright as the morning sun that fills her bakery, the first thing in the morning. With a knack of making friends every chance she gets and putting them before her, she finds herself in trouble more than a friendly neighborhood baker should. Yet this time, the trouble came barging itself. Jeon Jungkook- the shadow syndic, a name whispered through the darkest corners of South Korea, feared like the devil himself. Certain circumstances lead him to her, and the next thing he knows, 5'4 "inches of pure headache is his self-proclaimed partner in crime. But when annoyance starts to twist into a need for the girl, who's everything he's not, he realizes that she is the one who's trouble.

🧁✧ ˚. TITLE: Sugar and Sin.

🧁✧ ˚. PAIRING: Mafia boss! Jungkook × female oc

🧁✧ ˚. GENRE: Mafia au, grumpy × sunshine, forced proximity, slow burn, dark romance, crime/ thriller.

🧁✧ ˚. WARNINGS: violent acts - including murder, physical confrontations, and threats of harm. Dark Themes – Themes of crime such as kindapping and human trafficking, power dynamics, moral ambiguity, mature language, characters experiencing physical and emotional abuse. Please continue with caution.

🧁✧ ˚. TAGS: Mafia boss Jungkook, peirced and tattooed jungkook, he is also a meanie, sociopath Jungkook, jungkook with a gun, RICH man, he kills people for a living or maybe for vengeance, oc and Jk both struggle from a traumatic past, oc is a cat person, oc is an extorvert, people pleaser oc, she is sick and tired of bills, oc is a daddys girl, oc may or may not have a tiny crush on the mafia boss, she is also a little reckless, sloooooooow burn, yearning and pining, a great amount of both from Jungkook's side until he eventually admits it and becomes a simp (he will be downnn horrendously bad), he fucks up at some point, angst angst and angst, but also angst with happy ending? eventual fluff after a longgg wait but it's tooth rotting so maybe it's worth it, eventual smut (maybe Idk man), protective Jungkook, he will die and kill for his people, possessive Jungkook, obsessive too, he is also kind of pathetic but his aura goes insane, oh and he also wears gloves 24/7

A/N: woah maybe this sounds kind of cliché but writing this brings me great joy and I hope you feel just the same if you choose to read it. This is my first time posting a silly work of mine to a public platform and I'm not really hoping for something big but genuine readers and friends I plan to make along the way. Thank you if you're reading this. I hope my words can be worth your time.

Also If you wanna get ahead, I have already posted 9 parts of this on my wattpad.

Thank you again. I will be starting to post here soon.

[derekklenadaily]

derek_klena: Heart full of gratitude for this bloody creative thrill seeking group of artists. ‘Twas a privilege to creep, and creep again, as your friendly neighborhood sociopath Wes. So many thanks to @writerras , @lindsaycbring and the @prettylittleliars team for having me along for the haunted hay ride through Millwood. And @chandlerlkinney , you are a light and a pleasure to share any room with. You lead the orpheum with poise, humility and pitch fork wielding badassery ❤️ first 📸: @maiareficco 🔥#plloriginalsin

[discodyke-dogthing]

okay considering we’re now a system I should actually make an introduction lol

Hello!! we’re a 19 year old system of not a single human being !

PSA BEFOREHAND THIS IS A VERY HORNY BLOG

now that that’s out of the way!

Hiii :D I’m Astrid, I use any pronouns! im the “original one”, per se. im a goth dog that mostly subs but can dom on special occasions hehe. other names for me are “kicked puppycore”, “sadist bait” and “the perfect prey”! I have two lovely owners/moms (@xenasaur who is also my Goddess, @justanotherhornycatgirl) and apart from that i am also just a cool dog :3c

Hello! My name is Sophie. I’m an 8'6ft tall muscular demon woman and Astrid's mother! I am known for being mostly dominant, although I do have a submissive side that I've been starting to let out more often, but expect mostly dominance from me <3! Hey! I’m Danyelle (she/it). I’m this system’s friendly neighborhood sadistic sociopath! I listen to metal and try to help Astrid in her daily life. Apart from that I mostly just chill <3 We all have a LOT of kinks so absolutely don't be afraid to ask either in DMs or in asks if we're interested in any in particular! Danyelle and Sophie and honestly all the doms in this head are mostly pleasure doms and enjoy fulfilling subs biggest fantasies.

There are more but most of them probably won't be talking here lmao :3 tbh most of these will be me!

DNI: TERFS, transmysoginists general bigots. Apart from that it's mostly on a case-by-case basis lmao

Minors can browse through here as it's unreasonable to expect them to not be horny ever and it's generally preferable for them to find horny things from safe communities instead of whatever shit is on pornhub, but please Don't be directly horny towards me (or any adults for that matter, stay safe!!!!) because it will not be reciprocated

[kamuishiro]

magic sociopath assassin vs middle schooler and her knockoff pokemon cards

things to consider:

seishirou

+ won't hesitate to kill

+ second most powerful DoE

+ can and will trick sakura with his Friendly Neighborhood Vet persona

- probably out of shape. there's no way this man who indulges in food and dessert on the regular has ever set foot in a gym

- old

- literally no one would back him up. fuuma would cheer sakura on

sakura

+ much more athletic. can definitely run circles around him

+ has The Power of Friendship on her side

- will knock him out at best

- gullible enough to believe his bs

[disasterkimo]

Hello World,

I understand that it's been a while. However, I greatly appreciate your patience as well as your kindness.

I hope to use this Tumblr to share my journeys with you as attempt to release the artist within, rediscover who I am; and also document my recovery from my habitual self abuse. This includes tales of substance abuse, traumatic events, and learning how to allow myself to heal.

May words, art, and life I share help you, dear reader; not to influence you to follow in my footsteps. Rather to do the opposite and forge your own path through life.

While I don't plan to use copious amounts of profanity, nor will I attempt to vent or reveal how much of a judgemental prick I truly am: I, the writer of this blog; do solemnly swear to maintain a voice of truth, honesty, and perpetual learning. I do not have any answers for you, dear reader. Nor will I ever attempt to refute or dispute the stories or experiences of others. Under no circumstances will I ever make the claim that I have no faults or have made no mistakes. Obviously there are things I have done, or things I allowed to happen around me which from one perspective: I deeply regret. However, on the other hand; to live in regret is no way to live. I am finding that though it has taken me the better part of my life to truly love myself, despite my faults or failure, triumphs or successes, I am perfect the I am: an ever changing, learning, growing, adapting, surviving, experiencing piece of Universe that wouldn't be able to be here if it wasn't for each and every One of you.

My hope, dearest friend; is that even if we never find each other, again or for the first time: that neither of us will ever give up on ourselves. In doing so, may we be the change that we seek, the parent that we need, the lover that we require, or even the devil's fire if it's truly what is required.

There's this book that says something along the lines of "the greatest of these, is love." So far I spent my in search of this love, this trust that is beyond comprehension and understanding. Little did I know that I was not loving myself like I was trying to love everyone else. Which ultimately caused myself and most everyone I have ever tried to love immense quantities of suffering.

I digress, this was supposed to be a short intro post with wit and humor that hinted towards my tragic journey of love lost and painful paths towards unachievable redemption. If you are still listening, dearest love; I owe you more apologies then I am capable of communicating. Ironically I owe even more apologies to myself. But, fortunately for me; I'm learning to forgive myself as much or more then I forgive other people. For now I have come to experience a level of being no one, or nobody, or being a dead man walking; now that I am a free man; I am ready to be someone again. I am ready to love again. Most of all, I am living my life to my best ability and loving every minute of it.

Until I write again, your friendly neighborhood sociopath,

DK

[sociopath-analysis]

Sociopath Profile: Stormfront

Real name: Klara Vought (née Risinger) From the Amazon Prime series The Boys (2019-present*) Played by Aya Cash Recommended by @rickyriddle *Valid as of late March 2023*

I wouldn't say that bringing up Stormfront being a sociopath is necessarily a spoiler considering how the corporate-backed supers in this show typically are. Especially since she takes a liking to Homelander of all people. However, to fully explain how sociopathic she is, that definitely will require some spoilers...

[SPOILERS FOR SEASONS 2 & 3 BELOW]

For starters, it turns out that she's an honest-to-goodness Nazi. Not just a neo-Nazi, but she has been a supersoldier for the literal Third Reich. No wonder she likes Homelander so much. In addition, she is able to keep that side of her under wraps for when she's introduced as the new hero for the Seven.

One thing about her is that she is very charismatic. She has a dedicated social media following and knows how to look down-to-earth for people to relate to her. She has an aura about her that helps make people like her by being witty and cheeky. Giving Starlight the girl-power pep-talk shows that she can get people on her side and have them connect with her on a superficial level. In addition, she is quite the orator since she's able to drum up rallies for her pushing her agenda of turning people against Vought and the "super terrorists."

This is one thing that helps her manipulate people. She knows the right things to say to get people riled up or to get them to trust her. Not only does she do it on a personal level, but her social media following is one thing that shows how she can manipulate the masses. She has people that know how to get the reactions she wants and to get them on her side. Playing on Homelander's insecurities and need for validation is one way she gets him to act how she wants. Unlike Homelander who thrives on everyone liking him, Stormfront just goes for the people who she can control. This is how she gets further with what she wants.

"You don't need fifty million people to love you. You need five million fuckin' pissed."

All this is to cover the fact that she doesn't care about anyone who stands in her way. Especially if they're not white. She has a deep hatred of those outside of the Ayrian ideal, but she knows how to avoid looking suspicious about it. However, she shows no concern when she mows down black families during a rampage to find Kimiko and Kenji. She specifically went through a black neighborhood to cause as much collateral damage as possible while chasing them. Murdering minorities just happens to be a hobby of hers. She does eventually show that she had a family that she cared about, but it doesn't seem she can extend that sympathy to others so readily. Especially when she extends her motherly instincts to steal Ryan from Becca to mold him into her ideals.

Stormfront also has a need for stimulation shown through her sadomasochistic tendencies. She enjoys killing people and takes her time when killing Kenji while mocking him the whole way through. In fact, she would have killed Kimiko if Kenji didn't intervene because she was holding her over the ledge while trying to strangle her to death. In addition, she enjoys it when Homelander beats her up, taking it as a form of foreplay rather than a beating. In general, she is someone who likes pain. She outright admits her sadism when she forces Kenji to keep his eyes open when she kills him.

"I like to see the light go out."

And she ultimately shows no remorse for her actions. Partially because she believes she's right in what she's doing. She doesn't care about it because it's something that needs to be done. However, she also has no problem turning on potential allies when they turn against her. Starlight revealing her Nazi past is enough for her to stop being friendly and go on a rampage to kill her. She only cares about advancing her own agenda. Once she ends up burned and crippled by Ryan and Homelander rejects her Nazi ideals, she'd rather kill herself than change her ways.

Female Sociopath List

[rebelpuff]

send me a 💿 and i'll shuffle my music and write a starter based on the first song i get! // for Peter if that's okay! / @talesfromthevoiid

the   taste   of   the   professor's   blood   clings   to   her   tongue.   he   stains   her   fingers   and   she   cannot   get   away   from   it.   no   matter   where   she   goes. 

there   is   NOTHING   she   can   do   to   forget   the   visceral   hatred   on   his   face.   there   is   nothing   she   can   do   to   forget   the   heartbreak   on   her   sisters'.   she   closes   her   eyes   and   they   haunt   her. 

the   regret   rips   her   apart   and   all   she   can   do   is   RUN.   silent.   expressionless.   unfeeling. 

(   her   dad   wasn't   the   only   one   she   killed   that   day.   but   his   is   the   only   face   etched   into   her   eyelids.   )

she   did   what   she   HAD   to   do.   she   always   knew   she   would.   those   night   terrors   chased   her   through   her   sleep   for   years   ,   speckling   her   teenage   years   with   knowledge   no   one   should   have   about   themselves.   the   professor   had   never   been   especially   resistant   to   manipulation.   he   fell   to   the   MUNDANE   stuff   ,   and   was   extremely   weak   to   the   magical   version.   he   was   warm   ,   and   kind-hearted   ,   willing   and   wanting   to   see   the   best   in   everyone.   even   when   they   gave   him   no   reason   to. 

even   when   they   were   HIM.

him   loved   to   say   they   would   never   reuse   old   plots   ,   but   they   have   always   been   a   liar. 

the   unexpected   bite   of   wind   forces   her   to   blink   ,   briefly   losing   sight   of   the   new   york   skyline.   the   acidic   tang   of   radiation   presses   at   the   back   of   her   tongue.   (   it   doesn't   replace   the   taste   of   her   father's   blood.   )   she   doesn't   react.   she   doesn't   bother   greeting   him. 

news   much   have   reach   this   coastline   by   now.

it's   been   two   days.

(   who   is   planning   his   funeral   ?   )

she   is   what   she   always   knew   she   was   :   a   monster.   it's   the   friendly   neighborhood   spiderman's   job   to   protect   his   city.   she   doesn't   want   to   pick   a   fight   ,   but   if   he   throws   the   first   punch   ,   well   . . .

violence   is   an   old   friend.

the other night your mom dad passed away and it was weird that you just went about your day and didn't even shed a tear [...] i didn't know you were a sociopath sociopath by stayloose

song meme.

[theyareweird]

Yandere Simulator: Ryoba Aishi —Aesthetic

Ryoba Aishi's Character & Personality

Ryoba is a cheerful, sweet and friendly woman who seems to easily get along well with everyone in her neighborhood. Yet, she’s private and never talks about herself. Ryoba never divulges in many details about her occupation. Because of this, nobody knows much about her, including her next-door neighbors. The only thing Ryoba is always willing to talk about for hours is her husband and how much she adores him. This is because she's a yandere; someone who loves a certain person to the point they're willing to threaten, harm, or kill anyone who seems interested in their love interest. Due to her family's illness, which suppresses her emotions, Ryoba is a sociopath without a conscience. She's incapable of sincerely caring about the well-being of anyone other than herself. Despite this, Ryoba still genuinely cares about her daughter, for reasons pertaining to the Aishi Condition, regardless if the Senpai Effect has been activated or not.

[abookishdreamer]

Character Intro: Calocagathia (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Aggie by her family & the others

Age- 13 (immortal)

Location- Little Athens, New Olympus

Personality- She's an overachieving perfectionist that believes in the good of people & the world. She doesn't aim for anything less than of her high expectations. She tends to be overly critical of herself and others, caring deeply about others' opinions of her.

She has the standard abilities of a goddess except shapeshfiting. As the goddess of nobility & goodness her other powers/abilities include limited photokinesis, bravery inducement in others, limited truth sense, and having an innate sense on how noble a person is.

Aggie comes from a respectable godly family. Her parents are Soter (god of safety) & Praxidike (goddess of judicial punishment) while her older sisters are Arete (goddess of virtue, valor, & excellence) and Homonoia (goddess of concord).

She lives with her parents at their townhouse in the Little Athens neighborhood of New Olympus. Her bedroom is mainly white with a minimalist aesthetic, complete with clear & structural furniture pieces. She has a large collection of books as well.

She was homeschooled as a small child, stopping just a year ago when Aggie was enrolled in an esteemed junior high school in the city (located on the same compound as the elementary & high schools) that her cousins attend shortly after her 12th birthday. With school on break, Aggie will return as an eighth grader. Other godly kids in the school include Thrasos (god of boldness, insolence, recklessness, & courage), Deucalion, Anaideia (goddess of ruthlessness, shamelessness, & unforgiveness), Pandia (goddess of the full moon), Achelois (goddess of the moon & healing), Krysothemis (Kristy), Epidotes (god of purity), Pompe (goddess of rites), Telete (goddess of prayers), Philia (goddess of friendship), Dysis (goddess of the sunset), E.B, and Thespios (god of acting). The memory of her first day is one she doesn't like revisiting- a day of sweaty palms and anxious frayed nerves.

Aggie loves wearing jeweled headbands! Most of her allowance goes towards buying them, with books being a close second.

Her favorite go-to drink is a medium coconut banana splash from The Roasted Bean. She also likes ginger ale, sparkling peach & lemon infused water, lemonade, sweet tea, apple juice, pineapple soda, & white tea.

Now Aggie is her usual controlled assured self when it comes to school. She's known (started by Anaideia) for being a grade grubber. When she once recieved an A minus for an essay for her Literature class, she did what she thought was best- writing a four page essay detailing the reasons why her original essay was worthy of an A plus!

Her other favorite classes include home economics and history. With free periods on her class schedule Aggie likes to spend them at the school library, sometimes getting a head start on homework or catching up with reading.

She loves the chicken salad sandwhich from The Bread Box.

An embarrassing shopping trip she had with her mom was when they went to the mall for her first bra.

With her social life in school, Aggie stays as far away from Anaideia as possible, shuddering at the thought of her "sociopathic smile." There was one time when she walked in on her & a few of her friends smoking cigarettes in the girl's bathroom. At her mom's insistence, Aggie sits with the kids of The Litae at lunch (where they're known as the "Drool Crew"). She's friendly towards Pandia, Achelois, and Philia, but she has her own group of friends that she likes hanging out with whenever she's able to- a harpy named Avra, an anthousai named Melina, and mortals named Vasilis & Ioli.

The only other student Aggie dislikes more than Anaideia is Thespios. She hates his laugh, his arrogant smug smile, his dimples, his complete disregard for the rules & authority, his scent of musk and cinnamon, his piercing violet blue eyes, his full lips, and his pillow soft curly hair.

She doesn't wear any makeup instead opting for lip gloss and tinted lip balm. Aggie's a fan of LipCalm's tinted lip balm in "healing hibiscus."

The EverPure green tea mask stick, the Olive Visibly oil toner, & the Sunshine Radiance glow activating exfoliater have been god sends in dealing with her acne.

Aggie's relationship with her immediate family has been distant for a while. She feels as though her parents have been too busy to have a normal conversation & she hasn't really seen her sisters since they moved to the state of Athens. She'll take any time she can with her parents, soaking it up like a sponge whether it's an early morning quick ten minute jog with her mom or having her dad help with homework.

Aggie's not all that close with her extended family- her aunt Soteria (goddess of safety) and her cousins Eleos (Ellie) (goddess of mercy, pity, & compassion) & Eulabeia (goddess of caution). She's seen her aunt Amphictyonis (Amy) (goddess of diplomacy) three times in the past year.

Her favorite dessert from Hollyhock's Bakery is the vanilla pudding pie! She also likes the white chocolate chip cookies.

Aside from school, Aggie has quite the full plate! She volunteers at Psomí & Zoí, the soup kitchen owned by Penia (goddess of poverty) and Ptocheia (goddess of beggary), has a junior internship with The Litae, and is also training to become an Olympian Miss- a debutante making a formal introduction into proper society, having even begun taking weekend classes at Kyría Aristeía, the charm school owned by Peitharchia (goddess of obedience & discipline).

She shocked herself & her family when she came across a wild dragon, successfully bonding with it a few months ago! When Draco (god of dragons) showed up with his dragon control crew to take the she-dragon to a sanctuary, Aggie spoke up, deciding to keep her as a pet/companion. She ended up naming the dragon Lightheart who has breathtaking ivory & shimmering gold scales and cream colored wing membranes. She's usually her mode for transportation to school and other commitments.

Aggie is well aware of the not-so-subtle hints that her mom and Lití (the oldest of The Litae & mom to Epidotes) have been dropping for them to get together. There was even this "group date" with Aggie & her parents and Lití & her son at the Athens Museum of History. She also suspects that Epidotes has a crush on her. Aggie does think he's the sweetest guy- offering to carry her books and bookbag, offering to pay for her lunch when she's short a few drachmas, & holding out doors like the perfect gentleman, but she doesn't have romantic feelings for him.

Matters have been more confusing due to a moment she shared with Thespios. While enjoying an early ride on dragonback before dinner, Aggie stopped for a bit at Eaglepoint Park where she came across Thespios & his dragon. He challenged her to a race and Aggie surprised herself by accepting. They rode in the sky, both of them landing past the outskirts of the Hearthwood neighborhood. They shared some snacks he had while they talked about seemingly everything- their interests, school, the fears, & their dreams. They even almost kissed before Aggie pulled away, noticing the sun sinking further and further from the sky. That was the first & only time she's been late for dinner. The next day at school, Thespios ignored her, leaving Aggie feeling confused, hurt, & rejected.

Her favorite musical artist is Pale Blu, her go-to song being "Ashes of Freedom." She's also been getting into the musical artist Summerstar.

For her 13th birthday, Aggie got a white Luxuria shoulder bag from Arete & Homonoia. It cost 500 drachmas.

To celebrate her name being on the school's honor roll (having an outstanding 100%), her parents gave her a yellow gold charm bracelet from Euryphaessa. It was money well spent, costing over 3,000 drachmas.

In the pantheon she also admires Eikono (goddess of iconography & literature); is a member of her book subscription service, Athena (goddess of wisdom), Litismós (goddess of culture), Hestia (goddess of the hearth), Dike (goddess of justice), The Muses (especially Calliope & Clio), and Hemera (goddess of the day).

There are talks for Aggie to be mentored by Aletheia (goddess of truth).

A guilty pleasure for Aggie are chicken tenders. She'll sometimes buy a five piece with honey mustard dipping sauce.

Aside from reading books, she's also an avid reader of the magazines Modern Olympus, Regalia, & O Dianooumenos.

In her free time Aggie enjoys fencing, ballet, chess, reading, writing in her journal (where she feels she can be her most honest), knitting, horseback riding, tennis, field hockey, going to museums, and pottery.

Her all time favorite meal is white rice served with grilled halibut (topped in a creamy white sauce, onions, & feta cheese).

"No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted."

[teaguehq]

It's a bit rough when those roles hang around down to the personality, right? Especially when those are less than friendly or sort of dark, like anything opposite to how we actually are. What'd you end up doing to shake it? I had that issue playing someone who was a bit of a sociopath, and I probably didn't balance my free time with preparing for that role since I stayed in that headspace far longer than I should have. I'm just lucky I have family and friends who I spend time with after projects and who'll be pretty blunt with me if I'm being a bit weird, I suppose. So I can relate on some level, the ape business aside! I hope the neighbors had your opinion liked seeing me around the neighborhood all aped out, at least more than my mom did! I don't typically live to horrify her though, since we usually agree on most things. It's just the occasional instance I do something that probably makes her question having a child. If your mom's used to that, I'm guessing it's just part of your dynamic now? We filmed for six months, so that's a pretty significant chunk of time to be acting like an ape and makes it more difficult to drop the mannerisms afterwards, learn how to be human again. It's funny to look back at that moment on set now, but in it, I was just so embarrassed since I didn't even realize I'd been walking that way in the first place. And wait, you became a pilot, full stop? Because that's really amazing! | @gtpowell

i kind of went through something like that after i was finished filming top gun -- it was very hard to shake out of the persona of hangman and i felt like i was acting like him even when i was out in public. which i'm pretty sure was annoying to anyone that was near me because he was a bit of an ass, and i'm not like that in real life. i know it's not the same thing as being stuck in the persona of an ape like you've been doing, but it's at least a little similar. i'm also going to say that your parents neighbors were likely loving seeing you with those ape arms, because i know that would have made my day had i seen you walking around like that. but are you like me and live to horrify your mother? because if i can do something stupid or silly to make her gasp in horror -- i'm going to do it. i'm not sure how long you were filming the planet of the ape film, but i can imagine how hard it is to shake out of the ape mannerisms when that's what you knew for so long. and even though it's embarrassing for you, i'd like to be on your new set while you're walking like a chimp while trying to film something normal! but anyway, you're not alone in getting a little too immersed in a project and having trouble shaking it off. if it'll make you feel better, because i was so into my role for top gun, i became a pilot because i thought it would be so cool to be like my character, just minus being a cocky asshole. || @teaguehq

[doktorkrieger]

pimped up kick downs

[derekklenadaily]

derek_klena: Heart full of gratitude for this bloody creative thrill seeking group of artists. ‘Twas a privilege to creep, and creep again, as your friendly neighborhood sociopath Wes. So many thanks to @writerras , @lindsaycbring and the @prettylittleliars team for having me along for the haunted hay ride through Millwood. And @chandlerlkinney , you are a light and a pleasure to share any room with. You lead the orpheume with poise, humility and pitch fork wielding badassery ❤️ first 📸: @maiareficco 🔥#plloriginalsin

[shlutnutt]

Smutty Kai request!

The reader is an alternative girl so like piercings, tattoos and fishnets…the whole nine yards.

She decides to pay a visit to Kai after seeing him at a rally, she’s been on the edge of death multiple times and is in no way afraid of dying. He tries to manipulate her in true Kai fashion but it doesn’t seem to work, he’s more drawn to her than she is to him. She is not afraid of Kai in any way no matter how he threatens her, it turns her on more than anything. He ends up shoving a gun in her face only for her to suck it off.

Rebel

w: dom reader x dom kai, smut, marijuana usage, gun kink, slapping, choking, language usage, etc

requested by: @friendly-neighborhood-ghoul

The man continued to speak, you finding it incredibly difficult to make up the words that fell out of his lips from the thick joint you smoked earlier and the loudness of the crowd. "have a nice day." happened to be the last few set of words you were able to acknowledge, him passing you a tiny white card with a wide sympathetic smile before practically disappearing passed the huge tinted exit doors that resided in the back of the rally. Losing no time you went out of your way to read the card handed to you, it having printed out the stranger's name and address (Kai Anderson, 555 Apple st) accompanied by a bold quote stating "join me. let's take over the world"

You quickly followed your way out to him immediately after reading the card, in attempt of asking him a couple of questions. Just for Kai to be nowhere to be found, as you stood there only being surrounded by empty cars parked neatly in the parking lot.

"shit." you mumbled to yourself, before speeding off in your own car directly to the printed address, sliding the fact that going to an unknown address to meet up with unknown man was practically considered a death trap, but you of course, didn't mind it not one bit.

Soon arriving at your destination you come up against a group of middle aged men guarding the door with rifles in hand and noticeable pistols in their pants.

"hands up slut!"

"and what the fuck are you cosplaying as?"

"probably some shitty pornogaphic emo anime bitch"

"what the hell is up with you whores tgese days?"

"hey nice cheerleader skirt!"

All of their unwanted chattering drove you over the edge, as one of them dropped their weapon, ran over to you and pushed you against a nearby wall, beginning to check if you were armed yourself to clarify your entry.

"hey man check her army combat boots she might have some shit in there." another yelled out, the guy rapidly ordering you to take off your dr. marten's platforms, soon realizing you were good to go.

"what's all this bullshit for? is the president waiting for me in there?" you rhetorically questioned, causing the man infront of you to slap the right side of your face with as much force as he possibly had in him, you instantly slapping him back notwithstanding the fact that there were approximately six other armed men infront of you.

He was quick to pick up the rifle and aiming it right at your throat.

"lower the guns." you heard a familiar voice order, the men all rapidly lowering their guns at their feet in sync, all accepting the demand, replying with a firm "yes, divine ruler."

"what in the.. fuck" you once again mumbled to yourself, as you looked up at the man you've desperately been wanting to meet, him signiling you in.

He was like a king walking around in his kingdom, the black zip-up hoodie he wore slightly toning the firmness of his form accompanied by the black sweats that sagged on him just a bit, and of course the blue half up-half down that suited him delightfully. Although completely lost in his strangely unique beauty, there was nothing that could've easily taken away the curiosity that you felt from the whole scenery. From the random card, his sudden disappearance, the guards (and the fact you were technically harassed by them), to the colored pieces of tape on his fingers, and the overwhelming feeling of being there in general.

"you know its kinda dangerous driving high, right?" kai interrupted your overthinking, him filling up a glass of water and handing it to you, pointing over at a large leather black couch that stood behind you, you taking your time to take a seat. "don't you think your storm troopers are dangerous too? why do they call you 'divine ruler'? and why were they so heavily armed?". He only chuckled to your referral towards his men, heading over to take a seat beside you.

He was noticeably confident, like he owned the world and had everyone bow down to his presence. Well, but of course not everyone, not you at least. You weren't the type to submit to absolutely anyone, as you damn well knew that the idea of bowing to someone was such a pure act of disrespect to yourself, you unwilling of allowing anyone to feel superior over you being a present mental note.

Kai though, feeling like the king himself had such so many sociopathic traits written all over his face, he seemed cold, eyes full of darkness and evil, not one sign of emotion in them, not happy, not sad, not angry, nothing, there was absolutely nothing, like a robot attempting on mimicking its way out to identify as a human.

"you're not drinking the water I gave you." you heard him voice beside you, applying a slight pressure ontop of your netted thigh, you quickly meeting your gaze with his emotionless ones.

"im not really thirsty." you returned a reply, staring blankly into his eyes, just for him to break the eye contact, heading his eyes onto his right lap.

"it was to cool off your high a bit, im not interested in your thirstiness." Kai replied coldly, returning his gaze from yours back to his lap, repeatedly.

You only observed how he allowed all of his weight to sink into the couch, accommodating one of his hands behind his head whilst the other reached in between your thighs to grab the glass of water you've declined. Sipping on it quickly, you watched how a few drops dripped down from his mouth leading on to his chin and finally onto himself.

"Food shouldn't be declined, y/n." you felt anderson suddenly interrupt your thirsty gaze on him, his knowledge on your name making your eyes widen. "how the fuck do you know my name?" you quickly respond to his statement, eyeing how he playfully fidgeted with his locs, purposely ignoring you. "I said how the fuck do you know my name!?" you yelled out this time, producing his playful fidgeting to be replaced by an angry frown.

"who the fuck are you yelling at, little shit!?" he raised his voice back at you, getting up from his comfortable stance to eye you down better.

Mimicking his position now, you got up and stood infront of him, the platform of your martin's reaching up to his height, you two eyeing eachother a few inches away from each others' faces now, his infuriated, and yours stonely calm.

"Im not afraid of you, Kai Anderson."

"You should get to know me, i'll give you a reason to be."

"I doubt it."

"Oh yeah?"

Anderson only smirked to your rebelliousness and unzipped his zip-up all the way down, demonstrating the pistol he had digged deep into his pants, apart from his fitted body. Your eyes only traveled down his form, the gun in his pants, the band of his calvin clein's, and his v-line, all being your favorite combination on a man.

"Was that supposed to scare me?" you allowed your rebelliousness drive him over the edge, as he now choked slammed you onto the couch you stood infront of, pulling out the gun he had digged in his pants, aiming it fiercely onto your face.

You only giggled to his triggered self, causing him to choke you harder now, you feeling your breathing intensify with every breath you took.

"why-y are you bei-ng s-uch an ash-hole?" you stumbled in between your words, the smile not for once leaving your face, as you looked up at the man who hated nothing more than a woman feeling superior, knowing her worth and not taking bullshit from anyone. You now tried fighting back just for Kai to apply more pressure, pressing the gun closer to your face, him breathingly holding the gun and your neck down.

"don't make me fucking kill you, y/n!" he shouted, pushing the gun closer and closer onto your face, as you eyed the gun and him repeatedly, deciding to part your lips, pushing your head closer to the weapon, allowing it to enter your mouth, for you to now deepthroat it fully.

Feeling his hand loosen around your neck you couldn't help but to dampen yourself from the feeling of his bulge growing ontop of you along with his bottom lip slipped in between his teeth, whispering

"i need to know what it feels like to be inside you.."

tags// @divineruler @copy-of-a-cheeto @evanmybeloved @billyhxrgrove @sinnersblood @crssjjh @myriadofcranes @mossybank @the-hotel-cortez

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Stop Asian Hate!

The Past and Present Exclusion, Hatred, Sexualization, and Dehumanization of Asian-Americans

Bigotry against Asian-Americans is something that has existed for centuries. Long before the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882, and long after the Japanese Internment Camps of 1942. Before people put signs in their neighborhood saying “J*ps keep moving, this is a white man’s neighborhood“ and will sadly keep happening long after this virus ends.

Dr. Seuss is well known for having dozens of anti-asian stereotypes written into his children’s books, and even made comics for years about how much he detested the Japanese as war propaganda. This history and these images are still defended fervently by many white people on the Right. They feel the removal of these books and the anti-Asian characatures are a “cancelling“ too far.

But historical facts and mockery is not the only issues that Asian-Americans deal with. They are still dealing with massive amounts of bigotry to this very day. In fact, the amount of hate they have been receiving is on the rise.

Since the onset of Covid-19, there has been a 150% spike in hate crimes against people of Asian ancestry. Slurs, mockery, and hate has been thrown towards Asian-Americans, even those who are not from China. This is because white people tend to have a hard time telling Asians apart, so they lump them all under the same umbrella and are racist against all Asian-Americans.

Recently, a white man who I refuse to name went into 3 massage parlers, which are usually run by mostly Asian women, and shot 9 people, killing 8 of them.

People are trying to defend his actions by claiming that what he did was not racism. These people are wrong. The actions of this sociopathic murderer is steeped in the obvious stench of anti-asian sentiments and mysogyny.

Image via Stop AAPI Hate

Of the 8 people who died, 6 of them were Asian women. Asian women that he viewed as “a temptation“ for his “lust“ and ergo deserved to be murdered. What do women wear in these massage parlors? These spas? Well... scrubs.

Scrubs.

He couldn’t handle his “sex addiction“ around women wearing what the typical nurse wears.

This is because Asian women are automatically seen as sexual and are inherently fetishized by American culture. So much so that for a lot of (generally white) guys, simply existing as an Asian woman is sexual. According to Chin Lu via The Bold Italic:

“I cannot comprehend what makes men choose to say things like ‘Unlike white women, [Asian] women remember what it’s like to be a woman: to be docile and submissive and respectful to a man.’ This is how they woo the ladies they’re presumably fond of?”

An article on Huffington Post mentions the same sentiment: Asian women often have to deal with a lot of oversexualization their entire lives.

This needs to stop.

We as white people need to change our behavior, and to change the society that we live in. Below are links to two articles showing a list of books that everyone to read to educate ourselves. Nobody should have to do so to treat Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders as human beings.

https://www.texasbookfestival.org/recommended-reading-about-racism-against-asian-americans/

https://bookriot.com/nonfiction-books-about-racism-toward-asian-americans/

We are all struggling through this world together in one way or another. At least 99% iof us are. There is no reason why we cannot work together to end bigotry, classism, ableism, and the like.

While imputting hasgtags into this site, this popped up. This is part of the problem. Asian women are not sexual objects. Objectifying women, and especially women of color is part of the reason women keep getting harmed, abused, and killed. @support​ @staff​ let’s change this mindset in the hashtags.

One way to help is by shopping at small Asian-owned businesses either around your town or online. Finding eco-friendly and sustainable shops can also be a plus.

Here is an etsy shop by an artist that I follow on Instagram named Kaitoonist, who makes lovely stickers and post cards:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/EverwillenPress

Every little bit helps, and always do your best to be an awesome person, and to be an awesome activist.

Also, if I said anything harmful or inaccurate in this post, or worded something wrong, etc, please message me and let me know so that I can correct it.

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I was thinking of the Your Boyfriend strangersonas/rival OCs and such I've been seeing around and I started to think of ideas for a hypothetical one of my own and wound up with this "ara ara eyes always closed unless he's being scary" gin ichimaru lookin mf

Anyways, he's just your friendly neighborhood doctor who keeps all his feelings inside his fluffy unassuming yellow sweater along with hidden weapons, mommy issues, and unhinged sociopathic tendencies 💛 touch his darling and you're dead, but wrong or god forbid hurt his darling and you're strapped to a vivisection table while he peels back each of your fingernails one by one and terrorized before you're eventually given the privilege to die

[kalinara]

So I did end up watching both Alien Avengers I (the one without baby Jason Sudeikis) and Alien Avengers II (the one with baby Jason Sudeikis).

They were definitely movies.

I remember when I tried to look them up, I could find very little information about either movie. So I thought I’d share my Opinions about them below the cut.

Be careful for spoilers.  For movies from 1996 and 1997.

So the first move, Alien Avengers I or “Welcome to Planet Earth” is interesting.  it’s very Roger Corman, which means that I’m not altogether sure what the genre actually is.

It’s a comedy, but also a bit of horror, and some pretty biting social commentary.  And a surprising amount of slightly cartoonish gore.

The main premise is that George Wendt and Shanna Reed play “Charlie” and “Rhonda”, who look like a perpetually cheerful middle-aged white couple that are throwbacks to 1950s sitcom parents in a way (particularly in dress).  They and their sulky, homesick daughter show up in a pretty awful part of town, presumably in California (?) for “vacation”, claiming that they want their daughter to experience “other cultures”.

Of course the twist, which is kind of blown in the title, is that they’re aliens.  They come from an ultra peaceful, orderly society and they are on vacation.  And what they do on this vacation is create elaborate scenarios that provoke admittedly horrible people to try to rob, rape, or kill them and murder the folk right back, all with cheerful touristy expressions.  (Rhonda even takes many many pictures with her ever present camera.)

Their daughter, Daphne, isn’t enjoying any of this.  She seems to be the only one of the aliens with a conscience and is not particularly interesting in hurting or killing anyone (though she does end up killing someone in genuine self defense: a gang banger who thinks she’s got influence over her new boyfriend.)

The fourth lead character is Joseph, who is a young black man from this terrible neighborhood.  He may or may not be involved in some minor theft/illicit sale of goods (though he claims it’s legitimate and he has papers for everything) at the beginning of the movie, but is careful and adamant that he wants to avoid any involvement in the drug dealing or violence in the neighborhood.  His mother died recently (shot in a random act of violence) and left him her run down boarding house.  He is very surprised to get new, very strange tenants who are happy to fix up the place and even happier when he ends up dating their daughter.

So as mentioned, there’s a lot of pretty biting social commentary here.  From the middle-aged white couple who happily invade this inner city neighborhood as gawkers and tourists.  To their gleeful sociopathic indifference to the lives of the people within.  (Admittedly, it’s rather satisfying to see them go after their victims, especially the Neo-Nazi would-be rapists.)  To the way that most of the community’s response to the killings is satisfaction that someone is cleaning up the streets.  To the cheerful friendliness with which they treat Joseph, but also their happy smiles as they blithely frame him for their own crimes.  To their happy enthusiasm that their daughter gets “serviced” sexually, but at the same time, their incomprehension that she might care about Joseph as a person rather than as someone that sexually gratifies her.  To their assumption that once “vacation” is done, they’ll just go home, the whole experience relegated to pleasant memory and scrapbook.  Heck, even the resolution, which involves Charlie and Rhonda in prison for their crimes (but always cheerful: lots of people to provoke and kill for fun!), shows us guards who are completely sympathetic, insisting that these nice people don’t belong here in jail.

There’s a LOT here, and definitely worth unpacking.  I don’t necessarily think it’s a GOOD movie, per se.  But I’m not sure I’d call it a bad one either.  It was an experience.

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The sequel, Alien Avengers II or “Aliens Among Us” is the one that also happens to be Jason Sudeikis’s first movie.  

Sadly, it doesn’t have the social relevance of the first movie.  There are a few notes here and there: like the way the police have been giving Charlie and Rhonda special treatment prior to their release.  Their release for good behavior due to prison overcrowding, despite having murdered at least four people.  (And judging by the end of the first movie, killing others while in prison.)

Mostly though, it’s far more of a straight out comic farce.  Which is a bit of a shame.

So the plot is that newly freed Charlie and Rhonda end up stowing away in a freezer truck that houses a decapitated body, as one does.  The truck owner finds them and well, the usual happens.  Though unlike the first movie, we don’t actually see the violence and gore on screen.  They eventually ditch the truck and find a town that’s basically a throwback to the wild west, where the Sheriff’s head was recently found sans the rest of him.  And there’s a whole alien abduction plot.  More specifically, a land developer is trying to get people to sell their land so he can make a tourist attraction and is doing so by staging alien abductions.  And murdering people, both directly (the Sheriff) and indirectly (the Deputy was supposed to be a witness/victim of alien abduction, but he dies of a heart attack mid scare session.)  Tourists Charlie and Rhonda end up volunteering to be Sheriffs.

The other plot involves Daphne and Joseph’s return to Earth after their escape last movie.  Joseph in particular is quite homesick, and we see that the structured lives on their home planet does grate on people.  They’re sent back to fetch Daphne’s parents, now that they’ve been released from prison, before they wreak more havoc.  In the process, their spaceship (disguised as a car) is stolen/ransacked/made undrivable, so they end up hitching a ride in an RV with an eccentric couple and their “son”.

The big thing is that Rhonda was recast for this movie.  Shanna Reed is now Julie Brown.  The reason given for this in character is that she and Charlie fucked so hard on a conjugal visit that her head popped off.  It is a rather funny bit that no one in the prison actually notices she’s a different woman.

Julie Brown’s very funny, but she has a broader comedic approach.  Which probably suits this movie better.  But robs it of some of the social commentary part.  Shanna Reed’s Rhonda was on point, a sweet 1950s inspired white woman with a truly vicious streak.  Julie Brown is just cheerfully homicidal.

There’s far less gore and violence.  This is explained by Rhonda and Charlie embracing and celebrating the idea that on Earth, the punishment fits the crime.  So we get ironic punishments, instead of quite as much throat slitting of hijackers.  Some of which are guiltily satisfying (the dude who cost a woman her legs in a hit and run is pulled apart - off camera thank god, when they tie him to two separate cars and drive in opposite directions) and some that just don’t really work.  The speeder is an arrogant asshole, sure, but tying him to the hood of their car and racing him around seems a bit much when he hadn’t actually hurt anyone.  He makes it out alive but as we see from the Deputy situation, he might not have.

It’s a shame, because there was the potential to say something interesting about casual sadism of police officers and the ease with which white people can slide into roles of authority.  Unfortunately, the pseudo Wild West setting (complete with miserable bartender) and the alien abduction stuff (complete with “news” anchor) just kind of lose any sort of point.

The RV couple might be the closest thing they have to social commentary.  They’re eccentric over-sharers.  He’s into alien stuff.  She’s along for the ride.  We learn right away that they can’t have kids and they compensate, not by adoption or foster care or another sane route, but by taking in foreign exchange students every year.  They’re friendly hosts, but insist in gender-segregating the tents when they camp, even though Daphne and Joseph are adults and would prefer to sleep together.  When Daphne and Joseph are caught (via photographs) sneaking off to the RV to have sex, they’re immediately kicked out into the desert.  Which you know, in a serious movie, would basically be murder.  (instead, they learn that Daphne is an alien and see her device explode.)

So that brings us to Sudeikis’s character.  The movie calls him Gunter.  The credits call him Chester.  I can completely believe that this couple has decided to call their “son” (who speaks very little English and seems to have only a limited comprehension of what’s going on!) by a different name entirely.  He’s very teenaged.  Bored, most of the time.  Occasionally enthusiastically shouts things in broken English.  He takes a LOT of pictures with his camera, which is a really interesting parallel to Rhonda in the first movie.

The parallels between Gunter/Chester and our...heroes? is pretty interesting though.  He’s a tourist.  He has no emotional investment in what’s going on here.  He’s occasionally curious but mostly disinterested.  He’s a bit of a perv: some of his photos of Daphne are of a more objectifying nature.  And when he realizes the other two are having sex, he is quick to take pictures.  He’s then pretty indifferent when his pictures are used as the reason to kick Daphne and Joseph out.   Like Charlie and Rhonda, he’s has no real appreciation or interest in the damage he causes.

Of course, there are differences too.  He’s a kid.  (It’s not clear exactly how old he’s supposed to be, but late teenage seems a good bet.)  It wasn’t good that he took the pictures at all, but he also didn’t intentionally share them.  His “mother” presumptively grabbed them out of his hand.  There’s no indication that his “parents” have made any attempts to communicate with the kid at all.  He only exists to them when it suits them.

Though this invisibility ends up working to his advantage, since he’s the only one who gets to keep his camera and photographs at the end of the movie.  It is rather amusing to see the human characters grumble about how no one will ever believe them without proof, while the teenage foreigner is off in the corner, flipping through an album of pictures of aliens, exploding devices (and presumably Charlie and Rhonda stabbed by a knife and with a bullet in their chest before getting better.)

I think ultimately Joseph has the most thankless plot.  They seem to have utterly forgotten that he was suspect 1 for vigilante serial killing last movie.  I don’t expect the RV folk to know, but Daphne probably could bring it up while they bicker about where to live.  Their relationship tension is resolved with a kidnapping and a “I do really love you” bit, and then a semi-shotgun marriage so he can stay on her planet (they’re cracking down on “illegal aliens.”)

There was also a weird bit where the alien government dude makes a point of asking if he loves Daphne for more than just sex (which they have, a lot, we’re told.  Good for them.)  And this doesn’t quite sit right with the way the first movie presented their relationship and the others’ reactions.  To go from a critique of viewing black men as sexual objects to then acting like HE is the one obsessed with sex didn’t sit right with me.

I did mostly enjoy the movie though.  George Wendt is always charming.  The actors playing Daphne and Joseph did a good job with relatively thankless roles.  Sudeikis was very amusing in his role, though I’m not entirely sure he knew he was supposed to be speaking German.  Or what German is.  Or that it’s a language at all.

It’s definitely a bad movie, without any of the genuinely interesting beats of the first one.  But as comic farces go, I’ve seen worse.  And now we know what Ted Lasso looked like at age 20-21.  So yay!