#friend razz

[ribbedpleasure]

venn diagram with fnaf labelled on one side, tfothou labelled on the other, “old men fucking” in the middle

[chasani]

Waitwait the person in ur pfp is called venti right?

Venti from Genshin Impact

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[macaroonkitti]

Dropping my designs for the Johto gang :]

[kublakola]

this is the Most Naddpod Coded tweet of all time btw

[shushmal]

everyone talks about corroded coffin and eddie being a rockstar, but no one talks about the robin-steve-jonathan-argyle 90's ska band like??? the disrespect

[bogdreamz]

the solar oppsicles landing in stores august 14th!!

[dazzle-art]

Practice 3, full body attempt with Hulkenberg

[dazzlerazz]

Happy birthday friend!!! Hope you have a great one!! 💜💙

GENUINELY I MIGHT SOB RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF ALL KY FRIENDS 😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH APPIE!!!!!!!!!!

[ribbedpleasure]

biblically accurate angel dust and maid husk go on wacky adventures (breaking and entering, stalking, harassment, unlawful use of a firearm, murder)

featuring when I got hatecrimed as I was getting dolled up

also look at this terrifying alternative of what I could have been

[chasani]

SANISANII

I saw that rb

Whats ur favorite flower?

Does it have to be real

I'll say the little flowers from strawberries before they grow :]

[ribbedpleasure]

YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS NUKE OF A POST WITHOUT CONTEXT

Joe Goldberg from the hit netflix show You

thanks to @ribbedpleasure for the picture

[macaroonkitti]

i love how you draw the kantrio!! can we see more of them please? :D

Here they are getting their starters!!

[razzberrydazz]

Really wanted to draw Treble (@spicyraeman's lovely tiefling oc) meeting my tiefling oc Riff (from a curse of strahd campaign). Tiefling bard gang. Add Alfira and we have a whole lil band! Treble on Violin, Riff on the Lyre, and Alfira on the Lute! Tieflings with protruding fucked up oni-style teeth my beloveds.

[supermacaroniandsqueezeblr]

Beeb and Razz at the beach, AKA what you didn’t see in “Pim Finally Turns Green”

@koko-raccoon