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venn diagram with fnaf labelled on one side, tfothou labelled on the other, “old men fucking” in the middle
#fnaf#fall of the house of usher#the fall of the house of usher#fothou#tfothou#william afton#roderick usher#friend razz#jamesposting
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Waitwait the person in ur pfp is called venti right?
Venti from Genshin Impact
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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Dropping my designs for the Johto gang :]
#I have thoughts about them theyre so silly#this is all because of my friend razz lmaoo#pokemon#pokemon gold#pokemon silver#pokemon crystal#pokemon heartgold#pokemon soulsilver#trainer silver#pokemon ethan#pokemon lyra#pokemon kris#togepi#furret#meganium#cyndaquil#my art#might make them a relationship chart later#rival silver#trainer kris#johto
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#bc like ok my best friends sister got engaged after ONE AND A HALF YEARS and i was like thats so fast and everyones like no it isnt???#and then theres a coworker who has been dating his girlfriend for 4 years and everyone is razzing him like omg why are you not engaged#why are you waiting so long??? and i literally got engaged 6 years into my relationship after living with him for 4 years and feel like#THAT is an adequate amount of time to know whether you want to be with someone forever??? like how tf do you know with less than 5 years#in a relationship??? am i crazy???#op
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this is the Most Naddpod Coded tweet of all time btw
#naddpod#jake is the op and the op's friend is the rest of them functioning as a sort of greek chorus#a chorus of razzing#jake hurwitz#emily axford#brian murphy#caldwell tanner
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everyone talks about corroded coffin and eddie being a rockstar, but no one talks about the robin-steve-jonathan-argyle 90's ska band like??? the disrespect
#stranger things#steddie#stobin#shush mal#look up the jabberjaw cn groovies and that's them#steve's the hot girl#let robin play trumpet#eddie HATES it but is also their biggest supporter even though he razzes them to hell and back#one time they opened for corroded coffin bcs their opener bailed and the audience moshed harder to their super upbeat poppy ska lyrics#eddie doesn't let his fanbase or steve live that down ever#OR no one knows the connection between this rando mental band and this rando ska band and everyone thinks there's just general beef there#00's interviewer asking eddie 'why do you hate ska so much??'#and eddie being like 'biggest cockblock ever' because steve stopped tagging along on CC's tour to make weird music with HIS friends#my steddies
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the solar oppsicles landing in stores august 14th!!
#solar opposites#me and my friend concurred their flavors#terry/lime#korvo/cotton candy#jesse/watermelon#yum/blue razz#pupa can be multiple maybe mango banana and fruit punch#think of these as like the art on the wrapper they would look way more fucked up
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Practice 3, full body attempt with Hulkenberg
#I'm still trying to take my friend's advice but it's difficult#razz doodles#my art#fanart#traditional art#practice#metaphor refantazio#hulkenberg#hulkenberg metaphor refantazio#hulkenberg metaphor
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Happy birthday friend!!! Hope you have a great one!! 💜💙
GENUINELY I MIGHT SOB RIGHT NOW IN FRONT OF ALL KY FRIENDS 😭😭😭😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH APPIE!!!!!!!!!!
#askbox#friend stuff#appiebox#razz's birthday#fire emblem#fire emblem three hopes#few3h#ashe ubert#ashe duran#I love him sm...... my original blorbo#AND THE PURPLE N BLUE HEARTS!!!!
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biblically accurate angel dust and maid husk go on wacky adventures (breaking and entering, stalking, harassment, unlawful use of a firearm, murder)
featuring when I got hatecrimed as I was getting dolled up
also look at this terrifying alternative of what I could have been
#roblox#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#< target audience probably#hazbin hotel husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#jamesposting#friend razz
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SANISANII
I saw that rb
Whats ur favorite flower?
Does it have to be real
I'll say the little flowers from strawberries before they grow :]
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YOU CANT JUST DROP THIS NUKE OF A POST WITHOUT CONTEXT
Joe Goldberg from the hit netflix show You
thanks to @ribbedpleasure for the picture
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i love how you draw the kantrio!! can we see more of them please? :D
Here they are getting their starters!!
#ty to my friend razz for the drawing idea#pokemon#pokemon red#pokemon blue#trainer blue#trainer red#trainer leaf#pokemon leafgreen#my art#squirtle#bulbasaur#charmander#asks#click for better quality good lord#pokemon leaf#kantrio#kanto
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Really wanted to draw Treble (@spicyraeman's lovely tiefling oc) meeting my tiefling oc Riff (from a curse of strahd campaign). Tiefling bard gang. Add Alfira and we have a whole lil band! Treble on Violin, Riff on the Lyre, and Alfira on the Lute! Tieflings with protruding fucked up oni-style teeth my beloveds.
#ocs#lyre the riff#spicyraemen#art for friends#bg3 tav treble#tiefling#tiefling bard gang#my art#razz's art#doodles
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Beeb and Razz at the beach, AKA what you didn’t see in “Pim Finally Turns Green”
@koko-raccoon
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