#friend group dinner

[minghaosmilfshirt]

no context, Jungkook Spaghetti🍝

[robertdowneyjjr]

a soulmates au where your words only show up after you’ve met your soulmate. sort of like an insurance policy, you know, so you’re not left wondering whether every other person you meet is the one if your words are too generic.

in this universe, captain america has been recovered and active for several years now. he runs missions and saves the world with his ragtag team of superheroes formed by SHIELD. steve's become a celebrity, which he doesn't love, but it's something he learns to live with because that's life for public figures in the 21st century.

tony never became iron man because he walked away from his father's legacy the second he turned 18. he and howard are still working on their relationship, but maria couldn't be prouder and tells tony so everyday. he built his own company from the ground up and it's thriving under his leadership. he's only marginally famous these days and he tries his best to stay out of the limelight, guarding his private life as much as possible. that's how it's been for twenty years and he's happy.

they meet on a day when steve is tired, irritable and angry. he's just returned from a mission where two of his teammates were injured because of the faulty information they received. he goes out on a walk to let off some steam and he's just slipping his phone back into his pocket after rejecting fury's fifth call for a debrief when he slams right into tony.

tony was having a good day. he'd just sent out a new set of designs and decided to reward himself for it. he goes and gets himself a fresh, delicious, life-affirming cup of coffee and is just stepping out of the cafe with aforementioned cup when a walking brick wall comes out of nowhere.

good news is, tony had ordered a cold brew. once every few weeks that's just what he's in the mood for and it had been one of those days. bad news is, instead of drinking it he is now wearing it.

sticky and cold and more than a little shocked, tony barely has time to recover and figure out what happened when steve starts tearing into him.

“god damn it, watch where the fuck you’re going! that could have spilled all over me! idiot!” steve yells at tony. and on a normal day, he’d be apologetic and he’d never curse like this at a stranger. but he really didn’t need yet another thing to go wrong today and he’s on a short fuse.

maybe later, when he’s calmed down, he’ll think back on the cute man with the giant brown eyes staring at him in disbelief and start beating himself up over how he behaved.

at the moment, all tony can do is look at steve’s pristine white t-shirt that somehow has not a single drop of coffee on it, then look back down at his own chest. he has no words except, “wow. you’re a fucking asshole.” and he just turns around and walks away.

tony gets home and strips off for a rinse before he gets ready for his flight to london for a week of meetings. all the while he can’t help but think that angry blond man looked vaguely familiar and he can’t place where he knows him from. he doesn’t notice the new string of words tattooed down the side of his thigh until he’s in his hotel room half a day later.

meanwhile, steve gets home after his walk, after he’s checked on his teammates, after sitting with fury for three long hours to debrief, and finally washes the day off of him. before he gets into the shower, he notices something different about his reflection.

along his left bicep are the words, wow. you’re a fucking asshole.

he thinks back on the cute man with the big brown eyes and a chest full of coffee and wonders how in the hell he can fix this mess.

[crispywisp]

[3416]

remember when auston and mitch biked around seattle on valentines day together....

[sawvhs]

seriously doubt adam or lawrence had any close/trusted friends which just makes their relationship in the bathroom that much more weirdly emotionally charged. codependency bait to the max

[c0mpl3t3guid3]

Does anyone else set timers for until they’re next allowed to eat to avoid spending your calories too soon? Is that just me?

let’s say I eat something small at 1pm, I’ll set a 3-4 hour timer until like 4-5pm and then another 3 hour timer until 8pm — I’ll usually think about what I’m craving and plan my next meal during those time slots. God, it makes me feel like my entire life revolves around food but it works.

[cinewhore]

Sorry for being weird I’m just getting used to being happy and alive

[silly-thebilly]

ED & SH group

We're an active and open telegram group with OVER 600 members^^. We're open to all religions, races, sexualities, genders, & more.

[cicadabite]

think i should just lower my expectations but i think that would also mean i put less effort into my friendships which sucks. but also it feels like if i don’t try extra hard i never get any reciprocity whatsoever

[america-oreosandkitkats]

8 hours work

8 hours leisure

8 hours rest

why the

fuck

is this so hard to do

[fishandshesmygills]

been back on campus for less than 24 hours but i’ve already seen so many ppl and had so much fun hanging out with friends but we didn’t take any pictures </3 so focused on not being an ipad baby that now i have no documentation

[mintjeru]

happy lunar new year!! may you stay happy and healthy this year 🐰

open for better quality | no reposts

[petruchio]

i think i might be moving on from my crush. i have a better one i think

[blujayonthewing]

girl we went to high school with but was several grades below us: why didn't I know you in school?? you're fuckin hilarious [to justin] I'm just gonna keep hitting on your wife, she's great

me internally: getting a good grade in human 😊

[magpie-to-the-morning]

The real reason I want a life partner is because I ache for emotional and physical connection, and my social battery drains too quickly with people I’m not intimately comfortable with.

[archduke-enver-gortash]

mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW