#frev shitpost

[thefairyfellermasterstroke]

Tumblr I'm making a playable multi ending dating sim on Google Slides just for funsies, do yall want me to release it when I finish?

How it works so far:

[makiitabaki]

[isthecamillecute]

i found this thing a while back, how are we feeling

This Camille is exploring the world! Look how healthy and happy he is!!! Keep up like this, dear friend.

You have the opportunity to take him with you in your trips now. Camilles love going to new places, especially with people they're fond of. Keep him in a loving environment! He is so small you could easily put him in your pocket (remember to let him see outside).

Travelling is a great and easy way to keep him calm and cheerful, otherwise you gotta keep him entertained with other activities, and it sometimes takes a bit of work (dont worry though, they're very versatile!) This could also help him find inspiration for his poems.

Be ready to listen to him talking non-stop. Especially if you're going to Italy or Greece.

Overall he seems very joyous and wholesome, good job! He is definitely cute!

[magicmagic09]

Your blond long-hair Maths teacher comes into the classroom on Oct 31st, without knowing anything about the tricks prepared for him.

Well, happy Halloween!

[mars-adieu]

Ive come bearing goods shitpost

[ikenoklasm]

Robespierre in Elysium (or the in between??)watching me draw him with soft features and making cursed crossovers with the Genshin twink that got me looking into Frev - which led to me seeing Janelle's fashion vid

[wriothesleypieces]

Brount in front of Robespierre

Brount when Fouché visited

[davidnmarat]

Bonjour, Mon Revolutionaries and Bonapartists!!!

It is I, Jacques Louis David!!!

Here, on this strange site!

I have heard that Napoleon was here about this site, and i decided to also hang out!!!

So...! Go on, and send me letters!!!

Also, I'm not alone; I come very well accompanied of my loyal and not-so-very-gentle friend Jean-Paul Marat!

Bonjour.

You can feel invited to send me letters; since i never turned down the correspondence of mon amis.

Just be warry, since I will not doubt on giving you my sincere opinion. Sometimes by yelling.

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((This is a shitpost ask and RP blog, completly un-historical accurate))

((I will mostly answer questions regarding David in the Napoleonic era, but feel free to also ask me stuff about Frev!))

((I decided on also include Marat, because they are my favourite old married couple why not))

[isthecamillecute]

This Camille is not only cute, he is FABOULOUS.

We always need silky, swishy hair to be able to fight for human rights, and Camille is showing us just that!

You should be the entire collection to get a little Camille gadget too!

"Swish your hair like a revolutionary" (yall can trademark that)

All those other people who need powdered wigs just haven't tried the natural look with the Camille shampoo!! And conditioner!!! And hair cream!!!!!

Get one today to be fab.

So here it is, Camille Desmoulins in a Pantene mock up commercial. Because why the fuck not? =V I don’t know how many mistakes there are in those two sentences, I’ve never studied french, just used my sis’ dictionary and google xD In case I’ll correct

[enlitment]

The first rule of studying history is to always try to look for primary sources to check your information, and remember that even those have to be examined critically

The second rule of studying history is that a person can be both one of the worst people to ever walk the earth and a babygirl

Hope this helps!

[thefairyfellermasterstroke]

ROBESPIERRE INSPIRED "FUCK OFF" NAILS 🔥🔥🔥🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

Design credit to @goddammitjosef

[makiitabaki]

I don't need a bf, I need a really long dinner table, historical clothes and willing people so while we're eating burgers we can act like we're members of the CPS.

[isthecamillecute]

At first, I assumed my eyes where fooling me. I rubbed them, and then looked again in disbelief. I could only come to one conclusion: this is the cutest camille ever!

Look at how happy he is! Look at his little :3 face!!!! Look at the pink void in which he's in: no wars, no executions, no rude people, just silliness!

He's comfortable, happy, and cute. That's three strikes. I'm sold.

Also, don't insult his bangs. He cuts them himself. He works very hard. You know how he deals with criticism! Be grateful he haven't heard u from the pink meow void. A camille tantrum is catastrophic, imagine a Catmille one... (he got claws!)

Catmille and his ugly ass micro bangs

[isthecamillecute]

I'm considering getting myself a Camille, but I already have a Saint-Just... Should I try to make them bond? Or is it not recommended?

Getting a Camille is a very important decision, even if he is alone. Yes, they're usually easy to mantain, but you have to adjust yourself to their needs (check post about tantrums), and that can be quite a shock at first.

I've said it a couple of times, Camilles really enjoys company. Even if it's Saint Just.

At first they may argue a bit (a lot) , it's totally normal, but they will eventually be able to notice the best parts of eachother.

They may have different opinions in a lot of things, but at the end of the day they will be a boost for growth and challenge for one another!

WARNING: If you get a Camille and Saint Just, you CANNOT TAKE A ROBESPIERRE. They can't all be on the same home, even if loved equally.

Chaos would occour.

So, if you were thinking about getting a Robespierre in the future, you probably shouldn't get a Camille. If you weren't, go ahead, we always welcome new Desmoulins Stans in the community!!!

[magicmagic09]

The inspiration is from Paris Olympics. I imagine SJ shooting with a pistol.

Warning: shitpost

[transrevolutions]

french revolution dashboard simulator

🐀 ami-du-peuple Follow

uh actually man has the right to deal with his oppressors by devouring their beating hearts. hope this helps.

🎩 departicle Follow

Hold up. Okay. Actually, fuck this. This sort of violent rhetoric should not be tolerated on here. Do you seriously think this sort of thing is going to make the nobility give you more rights???? You must be out of your minds! Reported.

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

reblog to devour this guy's beating heart

#username checks out lmao #politics #everybody point and laugh #common adp w

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organt-deactivated06151792

update: new canto out now!!! go check it out ��😏🥀 (remember don't like don't read <3)

📜 sacredhostreceipts Follow

@centuriesandskies this you?? not such a great look for a convention rep ngl

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

listen. I wrote this a long time ago, before I went into serious politics. the account is deactivated for a reason.

I was twenty. I did poorly. I can do better.

#sj.txt #if this is the worst dirt you can dig up on me #i'm way less corrupt than half the people in the convention these days #at least i'm not doing fucking. embezzlement. #also sacredhostreceipts if you're who i think you are #don't you have better things to do rn?

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🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

🌎 landscape-showdown Follow

why the fuck is everyone tagging this with french??? political figures?

#what the hell is going on over there #also maybe cool it with the death threats #I don't want this blog to get taken down #what's a girondin #is this some joke I'm not french enough to understand #showdown update

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⛪ progressivepriest Follow

Unpopular opinion but why is everyone so up in arms about the new Civil Oath? Literally all it's asking is for you to promise not to commit treason just because the Pope tells you to? I can see where people are coming from with the whole violation-of-religion deal, but can you blame the Assembly for trying to make sure the people aren't forcibly subjugated by the wealth of the nobility?

faith-first-alwaysdeactivated03011791

Sounds like something a heretic would say. To betray the Pope and king is to betray the will of God and your eternal soul! You should pray for forgiveness and pledge loyalty to the monarchy or have fun burning in hell. Sorry not sorry.

⛪ progressivepriest Follow

L + ratio + iirc the Bible says "it is easier for a rope to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" (Matthew 19:24)

🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

occasional based catholic moment, go off OP!

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

looked the faith-first-always guy's blog, he's like a massive anti-huguenot too 🙄 why is it always the prot-exclusive radical catholics smh

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

LMAOOOOO HE DEACTIVATED

#religion tag #percs fuck off #anyways op makes a valid point #reblog #percs dni

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🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

she committee on my safety til I can't go public

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

I don't understand the joke, can someone explain please?? 🙂 Thank you!

🧵 seamstressproud Follow

is that fucking MAXIMILIEN ROBESPIERRE?!!?!?!?

🛌 virtuous-bedtime Follow

oh my god citizen robespierre I'm so sorry this was not meant to break containment lol I didn't even know you were on this site please forget you saw this

#this is the most embarassing moment of my life #literally sobbing rn #the original post is /j i prommy #i cannot be known as the citizen who had to explain this to the government

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🪓 indulgentsfuckoff Follow

fabre d'eglantine is NOT your poor little meow meow citizens he literally falsified decrees from the national convention and embezzled money to line his own pockets. I don't care how uwu babygirl you think he is he is a CRIMINAL who should be ARRESTED

💛 i-give-people-bread Follow

🥖🍞🥐

#baguette #loaf #croissant #i-give-people-bread #indulgentsfuckoff #silly

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🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

fucking fed up with the constant threat of the swiss guard, I think it's time we got some gunpowder and weapons and took things into our own hands yknow what I'm saying

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

I'm no longer joking about this btw

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

update:

hopital

🧱 comic-sans-culotte Follow

ok bc I've gotten like 50 asks about this: I am not injured and I am not in need of medical care. the punchline was that we stormed the fucking hotel des invalides to get guns and powder. didn't want to clarify the joke before now for security reasons but everyone knows about that and the bastille thing by now. please direct your money to people who actually need it.

#shouldve clarified the last post was /j #however I assumed yall knew this joke already #anyways #revolution #personal #500 #1k

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🌾 nopain-nograin Follow

got so high at the festivial 2day i thnk i saw hte suapreme being

#robespiere speech was prboably 🔥 #unforntuately i camt rember any of it #grainposting #oipum ehre is somtehing else thes days #memes

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🎨 jldavid-real-moved Follow

incredible speech from @springtimeofgovernment today at the jacobin club. nobody should be permitted to use their positions as civic leaders to commit crimes against the people, even under the guise of revolutionary fervor. if it comes to it, I too will drink the hemlock with him. for france. 🤝🤝

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

Thanks for your support, @jldavid-real

The situation over here is deteriorating really quickly, the representatives are getting violent and abandoning due process entirely. Anything you can do to stand with us now would be very appreciated. You do a lot of great work for the revolution, and I trust you completely.

🍊 springtimeofgovernment Follow

@jldavid-real are you still there? We could really use your help right now.

🌄 centuriesandskies Follow

boosting @springtimeofgovernment here, can confirm he's been injured in a skirmish at the hotel de ville, they're passing summary death sentences without trial, @jldavid-real where is the help you promised us??? the people of paris are our only hope now.

edit: of course he moved blogs. coward.

#sj.txt #disappointed yet unsurprised #marat would be ashamed of you #9 thermidor #update

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🎻 lacarmagn01e Follow

DNI if you support any of these groups/people or their actions: m0narchists, f3uillants, br1ssotins/g1rondins, th3rmidorians, b0napart1sts, h3nri du v3rgier (also goes by c0mte de r0chjacquelin), charl0tte c0rday, or lafay3tte

(h3bertists and dant0nists you're on thin ice. behave.)

#censored so they dont show up in the tags #dni #get your nasty ass ideologies off my page #won't hesitate to block and/or report any violators #pinned

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gracchus-babeufdeactivated05271797

reblog to make the directoire choke to death on their stupid fucking outfits

🌊 sea-of-revolution Follow

hey staff. yeah you. where did this blog go?? notfishgoujon and prairial-95 are gone as well?? cowards too afraid to show your faces lmao especially after the fucking mess the directoire's made of the country. bet you anything that staff are on their fucking payroll too iykwim at least the republic didn't tolerate fucking bribery

#this site's gone to the dogs since thermidor yr 2 #following the trend of the rest of the country tbh #i'll probably get nuked for posting this #if so i'm not making a new account #i'll just make a paleocities or smth #politics tag #reblog #don't play with me ik full well gb didn't delete his blog of his own free will #they also zero note glitched it #just when you think they can't stoop lower

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📕 spectrehauntingeurope Follow

it's been 50 fucking years since gracchus-babeuf (and the other CoE blogs) were deleted without warning and still no response from staff, the govt, or anything. the site's gone through a fuckton of ownership changes and still nothing.

we're working on a bit of a project (some of you might know abt it already), it's gonna be out prob in the next year or so. remember '89. remember '93 and '94. remember '97.

the people will rise again. it's only a matter of time. 🚩

-mod karl