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Unlocking the Secrets of French Green Clay Powder: Nature's Skin Elixir

French Green Clay Powder, often referred to as Montmorillonite clay, is a natural wonder renowned for its myriad of skincare and wellness benefits. This emerald-hued clay derives its name from the quarries found in the French region of Montmorillon. For centuries, it has been celebrated for its exceptional therapeutic and cosmetic properties. In this article, we'll explore the world of French Green Clay Powder and its remarkable uses.

Detoxification and Cleansing

French Green Clay Powder is celebrated for its remarkable ability to absorb impurities and toxins from the skin. When mixed with water or other natural ingredients, it creates a paste that can be used as a facial mask or body wrap. This clay works by drawing out excess oils, dirt, and pollutants from the skin, leaving it fresh and rejuvenated.

Skin Rejuvenation

Rich in minerals like silica, magnesium, calcium, and iron, French Green Clay is a potent agent for skin revitalization. It promotes blood circulation and helps nourish skin cells, promoting a radiant and youthful complexion.

Oil Balancing

For those with oily or combination skin, this clay can work wonders. It regulates the production of sebum, making it an excellent choice for those prone to acne or excessive oiliness.

Exfoliation

French Green Clay has natural exfoliating properties. When used as a mask, it removes dead skin cells, unclogs pores, and reveals fresh, glowing skin.

Soothing and Healing

This clay powder can be used to soothe skin irritations, minor cuts, and insect bites. Its antiseptic and anti-inflammatory properties make it an effective remedy for various skin ailments.

Hair Care

In addition to its skincare benefits, French Green Clay can be used in hair care routines. It helps clarify the scalp, removing excess oils and impurities while promoting hair shine and volume.

External and Internal Use

French Green Clay is not only for external use; it's recognized for its potential internal benefits. Some people use it as a mineral supplement by mixing a small amount with water and drinking it. However, it's essential to consult a healthcare professional before internal use.

Choosing and Using French Green Clay Powder

Here are some tips for selecting and using French Green Clay Powder:

Quality Matters: Ensure you purchase high-quality, pure French Green Clay without additives or contaminants.

Hydration: Always mix the clay with clean, filtered water or other natural ingredients like aloe vera gel or floral waters.

Patch Test: Before applying a clay mask to your face or body, conduct a patch test to check for any adverse reactions.

Frequency: The frequency of use depends on your skin type. Sensitive skin may benefit from once a week, while oily skin may tolerate more frequent applications.

Relaxation: Use the mask as an opportunity for relaxation and self-care. Leave it on for about 10-15 minutes while you unwind.

Incorporating French Green Clay Powder into your skincare and wellness routine can unlock a world of benefits for your skin and overall health. It's a natural, versatile, and time-tested ingredient that has been cherished for centuries, making it a valuable addition to any modern beauty regimen.

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Could you make a fanfiction of when Poppy surprised Branch that she was expecting to have a baby? And they tell all their friends and family the news? How would Branch react? And how would their family and friends react to the news too? I always imagine that they're excited to become parents, and so do their loved ones!? Could you do that? I also love the idea that their little girl had blue eyes, like her father's, Branch, indigo hair, and I imagined she looked like her mother, Poppy.

Hi! I wanted to break this up into 2 parts, this first one will be the siblings’ reaction to the news - I think Branch’s deserves a separate oneshot (I can’t say when I’ll have it ready for, as I do have a couple other requests from my Inbox to fill, but I hope you enjoy!)

Taking the News (a Trolls fanfic)

“AAAIIIIIIIYYYYYYYAIIIII!!!!”

Viva’s excited scream burst through the air, the Putt Putt Queen leaping a good couple feet up in an uncontained joy. The energy only doubled once she landed, waving her hands wildly about and gushing while she paced about and spoke a mile a minute. “OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH, OMIGOSH, I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!” She zipped over to Poppy and gently patted at her belly.

“Hello in there! It’s your Auntie Viva! Oh, I just know you’re gonna be so itty, and bitty, and cutie-wootie just like your Mommy was! AND I’M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU!”

The Pop Queen giggled at her sister. “Veevs, I’m only a couple months. I’m not even sure if they can hear you yet!”

Branch on the other hand differed on this viewpoint. “After that scream? Yeah, they probably did.” Viva grinned sheepishly when she noticed the blue Troll rub his ears.

“Oh! I’m so sorry, Branch! It’s just that this is so, SO fantast-amazing!! Actually, it’s better than fantast-amazing! It’s fantast-AMAWESOME!” She squealed and bounced off to the side, expending her energy in one of the best ways she knew how - braiding! By the time her feet were back on the ground, it was Clay who was donning a brand-new French-braided hairstyle, topped off with little bows and glitter of all sorts of colors.

Clay groaned at how silly it looked. “Viva! Why me?” he whined.

Viva sprang to his side and gave him a playful punch on the shoulder. “Because you need to stop being a serious-boy grumpy-poo and get loose! My sis is gonna be a mom!! And your brother’s gonna be a dad!!” She celebrated by grabbing Clay in a tight hug and twirling him around.

When he was released, the lime-green-Troll found himself taking her advice, forgetting all about his hair and grinning broadly at Branch.

“Congrats, bro! I’m real proud of ya!” He fist-bumped the bashful blue Troll. Branch readied himself to reply, when he suddenly heard a sniffle. It came as no surprise that the Troll who had burst into tears was none other than Floyd.

“Oh, Branch, this is such a special thing! I’m honored to be an uncle, and I’m so happy for you…” He trailed off, a sob taking place where words failed him. He easily wept into Branch’s shoulder when his younger bro pulled him in for a hug.

“Thanks. I’m pretty psyched, too,” Branch agreed, smiling as he pictured their child. What would they look like? Perhaps they’d have his dark, indigo hair and sparkling blue eyes. Or they could be all Poppy, in gorgeous appearance and stunning personality. Or maybe their kid would inherit King Peppy’s orange skin tone, or Grandma Rosiepuff’s teal button nose. Branch’s head spun with all of the possibilities, each and every one perfect and plausible, until the reality of the situation weighed down on him. Being a father was a big responsibility. A flicker of doubt seemed to flash across his face right at that moment, which did not go unnoticed by Bruce.

The purple-haired Troll approached him and patted a hand on his back. “Hey, man, I know it can seem kinda scary at first - I know I was a little nervous for my first kid - but trust me, it becomes a breeze. And when it’s not, just call me for help! I got your back, bro.” He winked at Branch, making him feel a lot better. Bruce, after all, was an experienced dad, having fathered 13 kids of his own - all of who would become cousins to the new bundle of joy entering into his life.

John Dory suddenly swept in alongside them. “And me, too!”

Branch and Bruce gave him a curious look. “Wait… John, you’re a dad?”

JD’s jaw dropped. “Uh, yeah! You forgot? Man!” He strolled over to his caterbus, Rhonda, and patted her side lovingly. “It’s okay, girly,” he cooed, “they didn’t mean to forget about you, darling. Who’s the cutest caterbussy in the whole wide world? Huh? You are!”

Rhonda trilled in appreciation at John Dory’s sappy words, while Branch exchanged a look with his other brothers. While he wanted to point out that taking care of a caterbus was not all the same as it was taking care of a little Trolling, Branch couldn’t help but feel his own bout of appreciativeness towards his bro’s offer to help. Feeling playful, he grabbed JD with one arm and noogied him with the other, the pair of them laughing by the end of it.

Poppy and Viva in the meantime were having their own share of sisterly love, hugging and shrieking, and jumping up and down over the elation of it all.

“Ohhh, I can’t wait to tell everyone!” Poppy cried. “I’m gonna tell Bridget, and Biggie, and Mr. Dinkles, and Guy Diamond, and Satin and Chenille, and - “

“And Dad!” Viva cut in with a grin.

Poppy squealed. “Oh, my gosh!”

She and Viva shouted at the same time at the top of their lungs: “DAD’S GONNA FREAK!” Both girls burst into a fit of giggles just picturing the look on the elderly king’s face once the news hit him full force.

Viva bounced up and down once again and wrangled Poppy and the boys together.

“Aw, come here, guys! Group hug!” Arms enveloped Poppy and Branch from all sides in a flurry of limbs, letting the two happy parents know that they - along with their new kiddo - were indeed loved very dearly.

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A/N: Happy Thanksgiving!!

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The Cassiopea Collective

We are a self diagnosed polyfragmented DID system

We are Anti endos (and any non trauma "systems") and would kindly ask endos and pro endos to go argue/harass/whatever the fuck you want on @mangles-cove , as it's Mangle's blog and they are an anger holder craving to argue with people

We also make sysboxes and banners on @antiendosysboxes

Our subsystem has their own blog ( @thejavamultiverse )

Our Tommyinnit introject decided to make his own blog

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Our DNI, About us and other stuff is under the cut

Dni

Endos/Proendos

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People who claim source trauma isn't real trauma

Ableists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Aphobes, and any other queerphobes.

Fakeclaimers

Israel supporters

Nsfw blogs

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About us

Bodily 17

(French) Canadian

Bilingual

Introject heavy, non-human heavy and queer heavy

Androack (go see the link)

Unknown amount of alters

Alternates between I/Me and We/Us

Diagnosed with ADHD, Anxiety, SPD and Dyspraxia

Not completely diagnosed with autism (not sure how to explain it)

Collectively pan, arospike, asexual and polyromantic

Like to think we're funny but we make dad jokes. (Our only funny jokes are flipping off inanimate objects and threatening each others)

Other stuff

Alter list that could/will post

THIS WILL NOT BE UPDATED ANYMORE FUCK THAT SHIT WE'RE TOO MANY

( ) or parenthesis He/Him sign off is -()

(( )) or double He/She/They sign off is -(())

((( ))) or triple He/Him sign off is -((()))

Alec or Dream He/Smile/Green sign off is -🎭🗡️

Alex any masculine pronouns sign off is -🟢🔴

Ares She/They sign off is not set

Asher He/They/She/Love/♥️ sign off is -♥️

Asmodeus He/They/Dem sign off is -🟣🟠

Bee slime They/Them sign off is -🍯😁

Branzy He/Him sign off is -🟣🗡️ (Host)

Carmilla carmine She/They sign off is -🔫

Cassidy She/They/It sign off is -🔋👻

Cedric He/She sign off is -🦊

Circus baby or Elisabeth She/It sign off is -🎪🔧

Clay He/Bear sign off is his name or -🐻

Clownpierce He/It sign off is -🃏(Host)

Cyrus He/Him sign off is -🎸👓

Eret She/Her sign off is her name

Eret #1

Eret #5

Eret #6

Erkas He/Him sign off is -🐦⚫

Ezrael He/Him sign off is -⚫⚪

Flora She/They sign off is -🌸

Fred He/It sign off is his name

Gryf He/Roar/Claw/Griffe sign off is -🦁

Icarius He/They sign off is -🗡️🩸

Jake He/Him sign off is -🐎

Jigmose He/Him sign off is -🚒

Kaboodle She/Her sign off is -🐰(Host)

King He/They sign off is not set

Kristina She/Her sign off is -🎮🩸

Lucien He/Duck sign off is -🦆

Marc He/They sign off is -🕶️👑

Marshall She/They sign off is -🌈

Matpat He/Him sign off is -🔍

Music man He/It/Radio sign off is -🎵

Mysticat or Mysty any pronouns sign off is -🟠🟢

Oliver cumbucket He/Fox sign off is -🦊🍷

Pancake cat or Pancat Meow/Pancake/🥞/It/They sign off is -🥞

Ranboo He/End sign off is -🖤🤍

Sam bucket He/It/Bucket sign off is -🪣

Sandy or Wilbur ask pronouns sign off is -🥀

Sherbert They/He sign off is -🟣🟡

Slime They/Goop/Sad sign off is -💧

Sun They/It sign off is -🌞

Tommyinnit He/Him sign off is -💿

Tulin He/She/They/Bird sign off is -🕊️

Urus He/She sign off is -🐉

Wolf He/They/🐾 sign off is -🐺

XXRBWATASLRB or Flabor Void/It/He sign off is -🕳️

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Summer break and I'm kinda sorta missing F1 so here are the UK number one songs when drivers got their first Grand Prix win. Enjoy 😊

Giuseppe Farina (1950 British GP - 13th May), Juan Manuel Fangio (1950 Monaco GP - 21st May) & Johnnie Parsons (1950 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Billy Eckstine - My Foolish Heart

Lee Wallard (1951 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Les Paul & Mary Ford - Mockin' Bird Hill

Luigi Fagioli (1951 French GP - 1st July) & Jose Froilan Gonzalez (1951 British GP - 14th July) - Nelson Eddy & Jo Stafford - With These Hands

Alberto Ascari (1951 German GP - 29th July) - Hoagy Carmichael - My Resistance Is Low

Piero Taruffi (1952 Swiss GP - 18th May) - Nat 'King' Cole - Unforgettable

Troy Ruttman (1952 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Jo Stafford - Ay-Round The Corner

Bill Vukovich (1953 Indy 500 - 30th May) & Mike Hawthorn (1953 French GP - 5th July) - Frankie Laine - I Believe

Maurice Trintignant (1955 Monaco GP - 22nd May) - Tony Bennett - Stranger In Paradise

Bob Sweikert (1955 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Eddie Calvert - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White

Stirling Moss (1955 British GP - 16th July) - Alma Cogan - Dreamboat

Luigi Musso (1956 Argentine GP - 22nd January) - Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

Pat Flaherty (1956 Indy 500 - 30th May) & Peter Collins (1956 Belgian GP - 3rd June) - Ronnie Hilton - No Other Love

Sam Hanks (1957 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Andy Williams - Butterfly

Tony Brooks (1957 British GP - 20th July) - Elvis Presley - All Shook Up

Jimmy Bryan (1958 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Connie Francis - Who's Sorry Now

Jack Brabham (1959 Monaco GP - 10th May) - Buddy Holly - It Doesn't Matter Anymore

Rodger Ward (1959 Indy 500 - 30th May) & Jo Bonnier (1959 Dutch GP - 31st May) - Elvis Presley - A Fool Such As I

Bruce McLaren (1959 US GP - 12th December) - Adam Faith - What Do You Want?

Jim Rathmann (1960 Indy 500 - 30th May) - The Everly Brothers - Cathy's Clown

Phil Hill (1960 Italian GP - 4th September) - The Shadows - Apache

Wolfgang Von Trips (1961 Dutch GP - 22nd May) - Floyd Cramer - On The Rebound

Giancarlo Baghetti (1961 French GP - 2nd July) - Del Shannon - Runaway

Innes Ireland (1961 US GP - 8th October) - The Shadows - Kon-Tiki

Graham Hill (1962 Dutch GP - 20th May) - B Bumble & The Stingers - Nut Rocker

Jim Clark (1962 Belgian GP - 17th June) - Elvis Presley - Good Luck Charm

Dan Gurney (1962 French GP - 8th July) - Mike Sarne & Wendy Richard - Come Outside

John Surtees (1963 German GP - 4th August) - Elvis Presley - Devil In Disguise

Lorenzo Bandini (1964 Austrian GP - 23rd August) - Manfred Man - Do Wah Diddy Diddy

Jackie Stewart (1965 Italian GP - 12th September) - The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Richie Ginther (1965 Mexican GP - 24th October) - Ken Dodd - Tears

Ludovico Scarfiotti (1966 Italian GP - 4th September) - The Beatles - Yellow Submarine

Pedro Rodriguez (1967 South African GP - 2nd January) - Tom Jones - Green Green Grass Of Home

Denny Hulme (1967 Monaco GP - 7th May) - Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String

Jacky Ickx (1968 French GP - 7th July) & Jo Siffert (1968 British GP - 20th July) - Equals - Baby Come Back

Jochen Rindt (1969 US GP - 5th October) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime... Mon Non Plus

Clay Regazzoni (1970 Italian GP - 6th September) - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears Of A Clown

Emerson Fittipaldi (1970 US GP - 4th October) - Freda Payne - Band Of Gold

Mario Andretti (1971 South African GP - 6th March) - Mungo Jerry - Baby Jump

Peter Gethin (1971 Italian GP - 5th September) - Diana Ross - I'm Still Waiting

Francois Cevert (1971 US GP - 3rd October) - Rod Stewart - Maggie May

Jean-Pierre Beltoise (1972 Monaco GP - 14th May) - T-Rex - Metal Guru

Ronnie Peterson (1973 French GP - 1st July) - Donny Osmond - Young Love

Peter Revson (1973 British GP - 14th July) - Slade - Skweeze Me Pleeze Me

Carlos Reutemann (1974 South African GP - 30th March) - Paper Lace - Billy Don't Be A Hero

Niki Lauda (1974 Spanish GP - 28th April) - Abba - Waterloo

Jody Scheckter (1974 Swedish GP - 9th June) - Ray Stevens - The Streak

Jose Carlos Pace (1975 Brazilian GP - 26th January) - Pilot - January

Jochen Mass - (1975 Spanish GP - 27th April) - Mud - Oh Boy

James Hunt (1975 Dutch GP - 22nd June) - 10CC - I'm Not In Love

Vittorio Brambilla (1975 Austrian GP - 17th August) - The Stylistics - I Can't Give You Anything (But My Love)

John Watson (1976 Austrian GP - 15th August) - Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Gunnar Nilsson (1977 Belgian GP - 5th June) - Rod Stewart - I Don't Want To Talk About It

Jacques Laffite (1977 Swedish GP - 19th June) - The Jacksons - Show You The Way To Go

Alan Jones (1977 Austrian GP - 14th August) - Brotherhood Of Man - Angelo

Patrick Depailler (1978 Monaco GP - 7th May) - Boney M - Rivers Of Babylon

Gilles Villeneuve (1978 Canadian GP - 8th October) - John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John - Summer Nights

Jean-Pierre Jabouille (1979 French GP - 1st July) - Tubeway Army - Are 'Friends' Electric?

Rene Arnoux (1980 Brazilian GP - 27th January) - The Specials - Too Much Too Young

Nelson Piquet (1980 US GP - March 30) - The Jam - Going Underground

Didier Pironi (1980 Belgian GP - 4th May) - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Geno

Alain Prost (1981 French GP - 5th July) - The Specials - Ghost Town

Riccardo Patrese (1982 Monaco GP - 23rd May) - Madness - House Of Fun

Patrick Tambay (1982 German GP - 8th August) & Elio De Angelis (1982 Austrian GP) - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Keke Rosberg (1982 Swiss GP - 29th August) & Michele Alboreto (1982 Caesers Palace GP) - Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Ayrton Senna (1985 Portuguese GP - 21st April) - USA For Africa - We Are The World

Nigel Mansell (1985 European GP - 6th October) - Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Love

Gerhard Berger (1986 Mexican GP - 12th October) - Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins

Thierry Boutsen (1989 Canadian GP - 18th June) - Soul II Soul - Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)

Alessandro Nannini (1989 Japanese GP - 22nd October) - Jive Bunny & The Mastermixers - That's What I Like

Michael Schumacher (1992 Belgian GP - 30th August) - Snap! - Rhythm Is A Dancer

Damon Hill (1993 Hungarian GP - 15th August) - Freddie Mercury - Living On My Own

Jean Alesi (1995 Canadian GP - 11th June) - Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody

Johnny Herbert (1995 British GP - 16th July) - Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom

David Coulthard (1995 Portuguese GP - 24th September) - Simply Red - Fairground

Olivier Panis (1996 Monaco GP - 19th May) - Gina G - Ooh Ahh... Just A Little Bit

Jacques Villeneuve (1996 European GP - 28th April) - George Michael - Fastlove

Heinz-Harald Frentzen (1997 San Marino GP) - Michael Jackson - Blood On The Dance Floor

Mika Hakkinen (1997 European GP - 26th October) - Aqua - Barbie Girl

Eddie Irvine (1999 Australian GP - 7th March) - Boyzone - When The Going Gets Tough

Ruben Barrichello (2000 German GP - 30th July) - Craig David - 7 Days

Ralf Schumacher (2001 San Marino GP - 15th April) - Emma Bunton - What Took You So Long?

Juan Pablo Montoya (2001 Italian GP - 16th September) - DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Kimi Raikkonen (2003 Malaysian GP - 23rd March) - Gareth Gates ft The Kumars - Spirit In The Sky

Giancarlo Fisichella (2003 Brazilian GP - 6th April) - Room 5 ft Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv

Fernando Alonso (2003 Hungarian GP - 24th August) - Blu Cantrell ft Sean Paul - Breathe

Jarno Trulli (2004 Monaco GP - 23rd May) - Frankee - F.U.R.B (F U Right Back

Jenson Button (2006 Hungarian GP - 6th August) - Shakira ft Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie

Felipe Massa (2006 Turkish GP - 27th August) - Beyonce ft Jay-Z - Deja Vu

Lewis Hamilton (2007 Canadian GP - 10th June) - Rihanna ft Jay-Z - Umbrella

Robert Kubica (2008 Canadian GP - 8th June) - Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain

Heikki Kovalainen (2008 Hungarian GP - 3rd August) - Dizzee Rascal ft Calvin Harris & Chrome - Dance Wiv Me

Sebastian Vettel (2008 Italian GP - 14th September) - Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire

Mark Webber (2009 German GP - 12th July) - Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor

Nico Rosberg (2012 Chinese GP - 15th April) - Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Pastor Maldonado (2012 Spanish GP - 13th May) - Rita Ora ft Tinie Tempah - R.I.P.

Daniel Ricciardo (2014 Canadian GP - 8th June) - Ed Sheeran - Sing

Max Verstappen (2016 Spanish GP - 15th May) - Drake ft Wizkid & Kyla - One Dance

Valtteri Bottas (2017 Russian GP - 30th April) - Clean Bandit ft Zara Larsson - Symphony

Charles Leclerc (2019 Belgian GP - 1st September) - Ed Sheeran ft Stormzy - Take Me Back To London

Pierre Gasly (2020 Italian GP - 6th September) - Cardi B ft Megan Thee Stallion - WAP

Sergio Perez (2020 Sakhir GP - 6th December) - Ariana Grande - Positions

Esteban Ocon (2021 Hungarian GP - 1st August) - Ed Sheeran - Bad Habits

Carlos Sainz Jr (2022 British GP - 3rd July) - Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill

George Russell (2022 Brazilian GP - 13th November) - Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero

Lando Norris (2024 Miami GP - 5th May) & Oscar Piastri (2024 Hungarian GP - 21st July) - Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

And yes, I've created a Spotify playlist for these tunes 😊😊

[sickkies]

The Haunting in Connecticut (first 5 minutes) Dreamland Beau is Beautiful Waves (2019) A Million Little Pieces Upgrade Saltburn Lessons in Anatomy (first episode during the pageant) The Rider Outer Range (season 1 episode 8, during the rodeo) Gentlemen Broncos Filth (real vomit) Summer of 85 Burning Days/Kulak Günlar (about 40 minutes in) Life (the one with Robert Pattinson) The Lighthouse Take Shelter Bravo Virtuoso Bully (after leaving the arcade) Murder by Numbers Mrs. Fletcher (3rd episode) Super Dark Times Clay Pigeons (indiscretion, but still pretty great) Cherry (both the junkie movie & the independent film with Kyle Gallner have scenes) Parks & Recreation (Snake Juice episode) Hatchet (real vomit) Holly Rollers Call Me By Your Name Boardwalk Empire (Season 1 episode 11/Paris Green) The Serpent (true story & almost every episode has vomit) Apollo 13 (real vomit in space) Tosh.0 (season 4 episode 20/Hurl-a-Whirl) Basic (does vomiting blood count) Thale Blue Ruin Next Time I'll Aim for the Heart (2x, it's a French movie & true story) Aftermath (about 50 minutes in) Dead Bodies (2003, about an hour in) Ripley's Game (after they get off the train) Maps to the Stars (the kid after he jokes about his mom beating him) Barry Lyndon (real vomit, you don't see too much, but the sounds are top notch) Tangerine (real vomit)

This is not the complete list. I will send it in parts.

Omg I thought I replied to this already, my bad! This is SO helpful, thank you so much 🤩

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Salt of the World

Salt is a classic representation of Earth. In rituals, it is often associated with protection or cleansing.

House witches sprinkle salt in doorways or the corner of rooms to protect your home.

Use salt water to purify crystals, wash your floors or in a spray bottle to cleanse your space.

Table Salt:

One of the most common types of salt, this is what you’ll typically find inside a salt shaker. Table salt is generally mined from underground deposits, dissolved in water, and purified to remove any trace minerals before being re-hydrated to form the final product. This process creates an even, fine-grained texture and clean, consistent taste.

**Ionized salt vs non-ionized - Iodized salt is simply table salt that’s been treated with sodium iodide. It was developed in the 1920s to prevent iodine deficiency, a condition that can cause thyroid issues. Some chefs do note a slight chemical aftertaste from the added iodine.

Kosher Salt:

A great alternative to traditional table salt, kosher salt offers a flakier, coarser texture and clean, bright flavor. This additive-free salt variety gets its name because it’s used during the process of koshering meat. Because of its larger grains, kosher salt takes slightly longer to dissolve than table salt, which means that it offers enhanced texture when used to season meats and vegetables.

Fleur de Sel:

Fleur de sel is a French phrase meaning “flower of salt.” It’s used to describe a uniquely delicate salt variety from the coast of Brittany, where the crystals are hand-harvested from the surface of saltwater ponds. This production method means that fleur de sel is lower in sodium and higher in mineral content than most salts, so it offers a lightly briny flavor.

Epsom Salts:

Epsom salt is also known as magnesium sulfate. It’s a chemical compound made up of magnesium, sulfur, and oxygen. Despite its name, Epsom salt is a completely different compound than table salt. It was most likely termed “salt” because of its chemical structure.

::Rock Salts::

Sea salt:

Sea salt is made by evaporating seawater to produce large, irregular crystals or flakes that can come in a variety of colors. Because it’s less processed than table salt, sea salt offers a more complex mineral flavor profile, which is strongly influenced by its geographic origin. Highly versatile in the kitchen, sea salt can range in texture from fine flakes to coarse crystals, and in flavor from briny to lightly sweet.

Himalayan Salt:

It’s easy to spot Himalayan salt; this variety is noteworthy for its striking, salmon-pink hue. Recognized as the world’s purest salt, Himalayan salt is mined high in the mountains of Pakistan. Rich in minerals, it offers a complex flavor and large, hard grains (put the crystals in a grinder for best results in the kitchen). Because it’s dried at high temperatures, Himalayan salt is exceptionally strong and stable; it can be carved into boards, bowls and other cookware.

Hawaiian Salt:

Another region known for its colorful salt is Hawaii, which produces a red sea salt known as alaea salt. Alaea salt is made by combining Hawaiian sea salt with red volcanic clay. Popular in Hawaiian cooking, this salt is relatively low in sodium and derives a mild flavor from the mineral-rich clay. Thanks to its eye-catching color, it makes an exceptional finishing salt. It’s also one of the key ingredients in my Slow Cooker Kalua Pork.

::DIY Ritual Salts::

White Salt: Any household salt +

Eggs shells (cascarilla powder)

Jasmine flowers

White rice

Red Salt: Himalayan or Hawaiian salt + dried flowers or peppers picked to suit your intention

Rose

Hibiscus

Pink Peppercorns

Cayenne

Chipotle

Adobo

Black Salt: Salt of your choice +

Ash

Peppercorns

Chasteberry

Purple Salt: Salt of your choice + dried flowers based on your intention

Lavender

Violets

Echinacea

Iris

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Rosemary

Basil

Sage

Thyme

Oregano

Parsley

Pine

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Ghost Brother Au resurrecting just like our best boy Danny

Le Phantome

My Brain: Okay, so the exact timeline is-- Me: Shut up about the timeline, shut up about the timeline!!

Danny was a member of the Casper High French class when he was in Amity Park. he wasn’t good at it, but it got him by. unfortunately for Danny, he forgot about the Annual Senior Year Trip to Paris.

Danny is working with his parents when Valerie of all people walks into the bakery.

Que spiderman meme

Marinette watches them interact; this is the first person from Danny’s past to ever find him and she’s curious. Is she a friend? An ex-girlfriend? She’s nosy.

They’re thrilled to see each other again, even though Danny is hiding that they know each other from the Dupain-Chengs. Valerie spent the last three years thinking Danny was dead He says that he ran bc he was hiding from the ghost that killed his family, which is true from a certain point of view. They exchange numbers.

Valerie gives his number to Vlad.

Valerie has basically become a full-blown employee of Vlad at this point, still not knowing he’s a half-ghost. Ghosts are still in Amity Park, just not as much in number, probably left over juju from the Fenton portal. Obviously she’s going to report that the boy he’s been looking for for years is in Paris.

Vlad, still a fruitloop and having next to no idea on what actually happened during Ultimate Enemies, is determined to get his soon-to-be son.

What happened from Vlad’s PoV: Danny got caught cheating and the entire family, friends, and teacher met at the Nasty Burger. A ghost--identity unknown--attacks and Danny fights him, but the nasty burger blows up in the process. Everyone dies (and for a while, Vlad thinks Danny died too) and the mysterious ghost is in the wind.

he knows a vague description of the mystery ghost/dan. White flaming hair, black and white suit with a cape, green skin and pointed ears. whoever vlad interrogated didn’t see the phantom symbol on Dan’s chest though

Vlad, instead of being happy that Danny’s been found, is furious. Instead of coming to him after his family died, Danny ran away across the ocean, and even allowed some random people to adopt him!? Even though Vlad’s been trying to find him, even though Vlad was there the entire time!?

He wants his son. Now.

Vlad calls Danny, scaring him, threatening his family. Danny is horrified and furious, but manages to negotiate a meeting, telling Vlad that he’d explain everything. Vlad has reservations at Le Grand Paris at lunch. Danny agrees to go.

Danny tells his parents that he can’t work around noon, he’s eating lunch with someone. Alya is there (sleepover?) and tries to interrogate him about where he’s going and who he’s going with, but Danny shuts it down.

Marinette thinks that he’s going to eat out with Valerie from the other day. Danny’s never dated before (to her knowledge) or even had a crush (again to her knowledge), so Alya convinces her to follow Danny.

Danny dresses himself to the nines, due to the location of their meeting, but takes the time to slip on one of the first bracelets Marinette made for him when he moved it. It’s made of yarn and clay beads, but he loves it. It’s from his new life.

Danny arrives at the restaurant at Le Grand Paris, though he’s there early and takes a seat inside. Alya and Marinette can’t get in at first, but because her mom’s the chef, they get a table nearby.

they’re wearing comically bad disguises, but Danny’s so distracted that he doesn’t notice them.

Chloe spots them and tries to throw a fit, but they fill her in on the deets---aka, Danny’s on a date and they’re spying. I’ve decided that Chloe has a crush on both Danny and Kaitou LeBlanc (non-reciprocated of course), so she’s immediately down to clown with the other girls.

Imagine their confusion when some middle-aged man sits down at the table.

Danny fully intended to tell Vlad what happened. It’s been years, he’s had therapy, but when he tries to tell Vlad... he chokes.

It doesn’t help that Vlad is being a total a-hole about this. Insulting the hotel, the city, Danny’s grasp on the French language (which has improved dramatically, he’s proud to report). Vlad doesn’t particularly care about answers, he wants the son he was promised.

Vlad gives an ultimatum; Danny comes with him willingly and Vlad won’t destroy his family. He’s a powerful man; he can shut down one little bakery, get one girl expelled from school, get two parents arrested for kidnapping. Vlad can ruin them.

It should be noted that Vlad didn’t know about the current situation in Paris. The Mayor had been keeping it quiet. If he’d known, he would have arranged for their conversation to occur outside the boards of the city.

Neither man nor teen notice the butterfly landing on his bracelet.

“Le Phantome, I am Hawkmoth. I will grant you the power to retaliate against the man threatening your family. In return, all I ask is for Ladybug and Chat Noir’s Miraculous.”

Danny knew he should say no. He should fight. But two words slipped out instead. “Yes, Hawkmoth.”

A black, bubbling ooze overtook Danny. In his place was a man with green skin and pointed ears, flaming white hair, and a black and white supersuit with a cape. Almost exactly like Dan.

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[imagesinbloom]

French Green Clay

French green clay is a wonder for our skin… This clay is rich in minerals, and highly absorbant.  The combination of these benefits makes this soap perfect for any type of skin.  The clay has an absorbing and detoxifying quality on the skin.  Why is cleaning and detoxifying the skin so valuable?  Our skin is the largest organ of our body, has a number of functions to our body.  It is a…

[sadoeuphemist]

A Glossary of Incorrect Definitions:

abject - objectively, via absence. A blank canvas upon which is drawn the Truth.

arbitrage - the financial art of arbitrarily creating value.

assiduous - like bones bleached bare in the desert.

attenuated - drawn out, moderated, tension distributed over the entire length of a thread.

belie - to have your true self displaced beside you, marking you out as the imposter.

bemused - amused, but one step downgraded.

bolus - a lump of clay too large to swallow, metaphorically.

cascade - to collapse in sequence, or all at once.

cloying - like honey, clinging to the inside of the throat.

crepuscular - the color of veins as seen through skin. Night bleeding through the bruised membrane of sky.

desultory - seductive, but with a self-pitying demeanor. Leading you on with eyes downcast.

effulgent - gushingly magnanimous; practically reeking of goodwill.

enormity - a largeness so immense as to be unbearable.

febrile - packed with tightly-coiled fibers, ready to burst.

fraught - in a tense state of inaction. A hopeless tangle of threads all pulled taut.

frisson - friction, but with a French accent. Rubbing amber against silk to make sparks.

gyre - the gear that turns the world.

hie - to come; to come bearing; to perk up at attention; to be summoned; to get thee to a nunnery; an interjection indicating urgency that has no particular meaning in itself.

hob - a large rounded protrusion that notably sticks out, as in goblins and in nails.

imago - the cocooned image of the self, awaiting metamorphosis.

interpolate - to bridge the gap between two incompatible pieces of information.

intersticed - skewered through, as in the magic trick of a box angled full of swords.

labile - smooth and pliable, like flesh.

limn - to while away time with the patterns of productivity; e.g., clacking knitting needles together without yarn. 

lush - creamy, completely saturated. Containing an abundance of itself the deeper one digs in.

oblique - jutting off in a perpendicular direction, impudently.

peremptory - spoken first, interrupting before anyone else has a chance to start.

perspicacious - sweaty, as a personality trait. Having the expansive view of the world that only comes from trying way too hard.

quiescence - the quiet that only comes with total subjugation.

roil - to boil, but more angrily. To make soil churn like water.

rugose - coarse, full of cellulose and roughage.

sere - black, like burnt leaves.

subsume - to swallow whole, as does the ocean

terse - cut short.

verdure - a bounty of compost, rich and rotting green things.

widdershins - the direction which, when walked, you cannot see your shadow. The path that goes against the sun.

[blade-that-was-broken]

What’s your theory on why clays hair changed from yellow to green.

Mine is that it is like a sign of a nutrition issue like he’s anemic or something. I know some people hc that jd made him dye his hair for angst reasons but I always thought it was weird that literally all the puttputt trolls including clay but excluding viva are monochromatic in that their hair and skin are the same color. I thought hey if depression makes trolls grey maybe nutrition issues or something like that can make them go monochromatic. They were in hiding for 20 years and I bet their food variety is pretty limited due to the fact that viva doesn’t let anyone go outside so hunting is a no go.

Oh. I just kinda thought it was age. Kind of like how sometimes kids' hair gets darker as they get older? Or even change colors entirely? Cause didn't John Dory's hair change color too? Although I guess that could be a food thing too?

Most of my aus don't really do the whole "John makes Clay dye his hair" and mostly just do the whole it changed naturally as he got older.

That's an interesting theory though. I kinda like it? Gives it a world explanation? I'm not sure how food words for the Putt Putts since they have like... French fries and milkshakes.

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She transitioned after she was set free. She had gotten top surgery. She has light green skin and a cream underbelly. Her voice remains the same (possibly higher pitched), as well as her other looks besides her chest. Her usual assassin gear is left stored in her closet, now she wears more casual clothing like hoodies and t-shirts. She has soft dark speckles on her cheeks, basically freckles, and a tooth gap. She has a scar on the back of her head from the surgery.

I know she’s an adult but I see her with a nubbed tail. It’s just a look thing and has nothing to do with her age !

She remains slim but strong, plumper thighs from estrogen.

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After Bullfrog was saved, she was taken to court to plead. She was taken to jail for a month before being allowed out. While she was doing her time, her bomb was carefully surgically removed from her brain.

She ended up retiring from being an assassin, and ended up being an entrepreneur. She creates detailed clay sculptures and paintings, selling them online. She takes commissions.

She lives by herself in a small home, and is open to visitors !

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She still loves juice, specifically orange. She enjoys quiet nights and usually watching TV. She likes animals and writing, studying creatures and writing about them. She enjoys art and DIY videos. On rainy days she likes quiet music mixed with the raindrops outside. She likes romance movies and novels, and is pretty romantic herself.

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Apple juice, specifically apple. She hates it.

Thunderstorms. She likes rain, but will nearly die if she hears thunder. She is still very against violence of any kind. She hates being reminded of her restless past.

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[thoughtsafterdark]

Changeling

Years ago

When I fell I love with the shake of a head

The sweep of a fringe across honey eyes

With hard edges and cutting comments

With earnestness and sincerity

Trembling, pouting lips

And everything in between

When the thought of going to bed with strangers unnerved me

I was so in love with the unwavering notion of love

I thought there must be something wrong with me

When I was 13 I had a letterbox of loves, real and imagined, made from long sighs and airy thoughts

and I would take them out, carefully, blow off the dust and cobwebs at birthdays and holidays

Dance with ghouls under the green and red and blue Christmas lights

The hazy mouldy smog of the artificial tree gave me made my throat itch, triggered asthma attacks

A 1970s astigmatic capitalist daydream

Our reflections mirrored on baubles in the dark of Christmas Eve

And I lived there between branches

Polypropylene leaves digging into my skin

And I would whisper in their ears

Exchange love notes by the nativity scene

Who needed friends when I had

Tempero parietal epilepsy

And a rich internal life

(Autism diagnosis pending)

Sometimes I think

Whatever happened to her

To that wild, wide eyed, unsettling little changeling

The one who would watch the washing machine for hours

Hypnotised by the universes trapped in soap bubble films

They warp and change divide and split. Mitose. Evolve. Is this what it is to play god. We are closer to him in those years. Half formed clay golems with chubby, pawing fingers, muddy hair and drooling eyes.

If I were to crawl into his lap

Do you think he would hug me close like my father never did

I remember mornings

On the way to school

Stomach in knots

I remember French toast smothered in buttery creaminess. Bottled sunshine. Red berries popping on my tongue. Bursts of blood red flesh against retainers. An autumnal afternoon wrapped in a nauseous morning haze. Palms drenched in sweat.

I remember mud and dirt on knees, under fingernails. The feel of butterfly wing powder on my fingers.  Digging through mud, playing with ants. I used to pluck out their legs one by one, and watch as the others tore it apart.

I remember the hypnotic lick of flames against midnight skies, paper towns and cardboard dollhouse burning to ashes in the wind. I used to imagine the screams.

Don't you think fire is so poetic. Some glitch in the matrix. As alive as a dead thing can be. Heat and light, ionised air, a chain reaction that spreads and jumps from one thing to another? Destroys in its wake. The cancer of the dead world, with its own nefarious self replicating agenda. The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics, heat death made sentient. Saltatory conduction and Conway's game of life (or death)

Do you suppose with enough time it could learn to think? Do you believe if it could it would scream?

She's been locked in her cell for too long. I'm so so tired and the mask is melting.

I used to think I was good at reading people. At empathising. Now I wonder was it just her. Playing with puzzles, matching faces to appropriate responses.

I can feel her waking up, with her wide fae eyes, her long pointed ears. The better to see you with my dear. Better to quirk a head to the side and hear you with my dear. Unhinge her jaw and swallow you whole. Feel my spine crack, bones rearrange, muscles twist. The crunch of food plunging down my throat. My scales contracting around the bolus, accommodating, slithering.

They say hate and love are two sides to the same coin and I am inclined to agree. I thought I knew hate, and then you came. Like a storm that left me desolate and full of rage. I can feel the bitterness and fury sharpening itself in my gut every time I hear your voice. The blade melting, forging. The voice driving me insane. To best you, leave you in the dust. I am so so bone tired.

Sometimes I wonder

If I should love my hourglass body more

There are moments when I envy men

But never as much as now

Nothing drives my dysphoria like

Wanting to gauge out your eyes with my fingers

And fuck your empty eye sockets while you scream

Feel the supraorbital notch against my pelvis

Revel in the wet, garish squelch

I think you've gone braindead but that's alright

That's what my fingers buried in your nape are for

There is blood everywhere, god so much blood.

And here you had us all thinking you couldn't bleed

(Shut up

You all know

If I were a man

Writing about a woman

Pinning her down

Rearranging her insides

You would clap and ooh and ahh

Such a tortured soul, aching for release

Slaps on the back and salutations

"Tell us Stanley! Oh did you know since you were

a fucked up little boy pulling on Pigtails

That your self-indulgent gore pornography would revolutionise the medium of film?")

My momma used to say, clutching at her bloated belly

that she would love any baby

As long as it was happy and healthy

And! As long as it wasn't mentally...deficient. She would laugh then. How could she have a baby like that.

Some say I'm a genius mommy

I was the best in my class

But why do I feel like

I should tell you I'm sorry

I really did try

But mommy I'm so tired

I want to go to sleep

My bones are sick of trying

And the redcaps in the Earth are calling to me

They're so hungry momma

And so am I

I hope you find your real daughter mommy

Hope she has your eyes

I hope you get to love her mommy

Just not the way you loved me

[kittyball23]

In Love (a Trolls fanfic)

Summary: Clay's got a not-so-secret secret

A/N: Based on an idea given to me by @chipmunkfanno1love

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“Hmmm…” Viva hummed, taking a step back, and admiring her handiwork so far. “Something’s missing…”

She was thinking, and then snapped her fingers. “Ah! I got it! We need barrettes!” The pink Troll rubbed her hands eagerly and giggled. “I’ll be right back!” She skipped along to the next room over, leaving Poppy, Branch, and the remainder of BroZone - all decorated with adorable varying styles of braids - sitting in the living room of her sister’s pod.

Poppy giggled to herself at how happily her sister had been in giving them new hairstyles. She sighed. “I like Viva,” she said, stroking the dutch braid that was now on her head.

“Oh, me and you both, girl,” Clay piped up, tossing the crochet braid he had behind his shoulder. “I tell ya, she’s cool, and pretty, and, like she says, super fantast-amazing.”

Branch raised an eyebrow, forgetting about how silly he might look with his double-braids and instead noting how enthusiastically he was speaking of his girlfriend’s sister. “Oh, really?”

“Yes, really!” Clay replied, as though Branch should have known this. “I can’t tell you how many times we used to stay up late and swap stories, and read and go over finances…” He sighed fondly. “It was great. She’s great.”

He spaced out for a second, daydreaming about those gorgeous fuchsia eyes, enhanced with just the perfect touch of makeup, framed by beautiful golden curls… But when he came to, he noticed how his brothers were all eyeing him with knowing smirks.

Clay blinked. “Um… why are you looking at me like that?”

“‘Cause you don’t like her, Clay,” Bruce cooed. “You love her!”

The lime-green Troll blushed. “N-no I don’t,” he stammered.

“Oh, yes you do,” Branch agreed. It was so obvious, especially with how flustered Clay was getting.

“Clay loves Viva! Clay loves Viva!” John Dory laughed, the fishtail braid bouncing on his back.

Poppy giggled along, too. “That is so sweet!” she gushed.

Only Floyd wasn’t joining in on the bantering. He timidly stroked on his exquisitely crafted French braid and then cut into the conversation. “Now, now, you guys,” he said, “let’s lay off of Clay, okay?” He gently patted his lime-green brother on the back.

Clay smiled at him. “Thank you, Floyd.”

Floyd gave him a reassuring smile in return. “It’s okay to show your sensitive side… especially when you’re in love!”

Clay pressed his mouth into a thin line while Poppy and the brothers burst into laughter. “Real slick there, Floyd. Real slick.”

“Yeah, that was a good one!” John Dory laughed. Suddenly, he got up, standing in the middle of the room, back facing towards the others, while he hugged himself, making loud smoochy noises and pretending to be locked in a heated makeout session. “Mmm… OH, Viva! Viva how I love you so! Mwah, mwah, mwah!”

Though, he didn’t hear laughter in response. He heard his name being hissed urgently by Clay.

“John Dory!”

JD rolled his eyes. “Can’t ya take a joke, Clay? You used to be the ‘Fun Boy,’ sheesh!” he groaned, turning around, but then getting embarrassed himself, when he saw that King Peppy had entered the room. The old Troll had been intent on not disturbing the bunch and head to the kitchen for a snack, but was unable to help stopping in his tracks upon hearing BroZone’s former leader. He was now staring at him with wide eyes.

“Oh! Mister King Peppy, sir! Or, um, Your Highness!” John Dory stuttered. “My bad, I was just pokin’ fun at Clay. Did you know he’s in love with Viva?”

Clay wailed, dismayed.