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Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby
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Watching Natasha Lyonne as Crystal in Freeway 2. Damn, I forgot just how crazy-fucked-up this movies was.
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Mail day. Eager to watch Martin and Freeway 2 first.
#my film collection#second sight#Martin#vinegar syndrome#fun city editions#breathless#freeway 2#freeway 2 confessions of a trickbaby#hypochondriac
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Wishing a happy birthday to cult film icon Natasha Lyonne! Here's some art inspired by But I’m a Cheerleader!
#happy birthday#natasha lyonne#actress#but i'm a cheerleader#freeway 2#american pie#scary movie 2#orange is the new black#russian doll#poker face#cult movies#rom com#romantic comedy#satire#movie art#art#drawing#movie history#pop art#modern art#pop surrealism#portrait#cult film
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Lying in bed right now thinking if rating Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby 3.5 stars instead of 3 stars was the right call:
#letterboxd#torn between this rating bc on one hand it doesn't hold a candle to the first movie#it feels nastier and pushes the sex and nudity but it feels like the violence is more tame#also neither the two leads have the same likability as reese witherspoon's heroine#not a terrible film by any means but y'know it's missing something#freeway 2
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HOW IS THIS THE SAME PERSON.
#talk about a career change#natasha lyonne#Freeway 2#Old Navy#lmao wut#but i'm a cheerleader for old navy
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So I started 911 for the gay fire fighters, and now I’m sobbing in the middle of season 2????
#I didnt think this show would get this deep or be this good?#literally though it was the finale too but ITS NOT?#3 episodes specifically got me so emotional#iykyk#like the freeway shark happened 2 episodes earlier#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers..?#911 fox#911#911 season 2
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I am JUST like Odysseus
#wasn’t paying attention and got on the wrong bus leaving campus#but was too absorbed in an article I was reading to realize this until we passed under the freeway#so I got off and ended up walking a mile back from there to one of my usual bus routes#barely missed that bus and had to wait 10 minutes for the next one#but traffic was so backed up b/c it’s la at rush hour that I got off the bus 2 stops before my actual stop#and walked the rest of the way. decision to do so was validated by the fact that as I reached my apartment building the bus I got off of#was still stuck in traffic behind me#also amusingly not 15 minutes before I left campus I was chatting with a friend in the program who lives very close to me#and he was like ‘lately I’ve been walking to and from campus’ and I was like ‘isn’t that a very long walk?’#and his response was ‘yeah but the exercise is nice and at rush hour it’s not much slower than the bus’#just demonstrated that for myself lmao
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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but#today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh#I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so#anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik#“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was#just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao#I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because#AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him#he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where#I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote#like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow#(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway#but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay#one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half#I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE#I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP
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TRAGIC: local gay person mixes up highway and freeway
#cipher's squawks#sorry kaz were married 2 every freeway not highways (although they are still sexy)#me when overpasses.........
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got an email reply about a hotel front desk job i applied to
#candyredtext#its an evening position#3-11 PM which is gr8 n fine cus i work 2-10 rn anyway every weekend#also the pay starts at 16 an houir and like my current job.... its only a 15 min driv#tho i have to take the freeway instead of just driving down a couple roads but STILL#thats a 25 cent raise from what i make now
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if it floods here i will simply drown. no amount of phone calls from loved ones is going to convince me to leave behind my cool stuff. i’ll just die 😔
#this is a joke#it is only expected to be minor flooding#the relatives asking me if i want to stay with them is not 0 though#minor here meaning for a few hours i might not be able to drive on the low lying roads between me and my parents house#and the local river will be up to the underneath of the bridge for a day or 2.#it’s not gonna cause any damage to houses or anything#but the ‘are you sure’s and ‘maybe just to be safe’ is sweet#also it is actively too late to evacuate. the rain is already coming and i’d bet money that the freeway that floods because the city#refuses to clean the grates already has a cop car with his lights on parked there because there’s water running over the freeway#you can still cross but you have to go slow or you’ll skid#common sense should tell you that#but they always go park and put the lights on#for the people who cannot think like i think. must be hard for them
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apparently i have a half sister???
what the fuck???
#???#the secret world of merry mac#apparently my mom facebook-stalks her????? ''oh yeah she looks just like [your dad]'' ??????????#does she???? i don't know????? turns out i don't know what my dad looks like either i guess?????#i've always coasted through life thinking that everyone else has family drama but not me...#and now there's 2 whammo! situations in this one week right here#wham sitch no. 1: danny uninvited me to his wedding bc he's mad that i said Bad Words on the phone to him while i was driving#(we were supposed to meet at an exit on the freeway so i could hand over some stuff he'd left at my mom's house. literally the only info#he gave me was: ''meet me at Ridgegate Parkway exit'' and it turned out there's FUCKING NOTHING at that exit. there wasn't#anywhere to even pull over. no parking lots no nothing. so i was talk-to-texting and i'd already been driving for 6 hours and I HAD#KEPT HIM UPDATED AS TO WHERE I WAS so there was no lack of information on my part. APPARENTLY i was supposed to psychically#intuit that i should have gone to the Park N Ride parking lot off the exit. i did not intuit this and therefore had no idea i should have#been looking for that. so i was upset and driving around in circles in rush hour traffic in Lone Tree CO where everyone drives $50K#SUVs and they drive them aggressively. Danny of course thinks this is MY fault because i didn't pick up the phone to call him and#ask for more information apparently. reminder: i was driving. 99% of my driving was on the mf freeway doing 80mph. i wasn't going#to open the phone then open my contacts and then scroll down to his name and then make a call. talk to text was already dumb and#dangerous to do but it was a lot easier to glance at the phone or make it read a text to me than it was to make a phone call and play#20 Questions about where the fuck i was supposed to meet him.)#y'know if he had just said ''hey meet me at the Mod Pizza by the IKEA'' that would have been fine!! literally all the info i needed!#but noOo he had to be the smartest smuggest person in the chat and give me only partial information)#wham sitch no. 2: apparently i have an older half sister who looks just like our shared father. huh.
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I also found out I’m not that bad at driving in the dark
#my first night driving experience was 40 minutes and 2 freeways long#it was terrifying#I understand what Polly and Sprig went through in night drivers
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not to jinx it but im so happy. lol
#i reallyyyyyyyyyyy dont wanna jinx it !#but idk. this new job is just... so good already#just in terms of the atmosphere and culture#its govt again and the last department i worked at was like... nice. but also really not.#and i was wary for this role bc i assumed it would be more of the same. but its surreal how different and um smoother everything has gone#so far. lol. famous last words#IDK. IDK . IM FEELING GOOD. GIRLS WHEN THINGS ARE GOING TO BE OKAY.#also just not having to drive on the freeway into some shitty isolated town every day. being able 2 take the train with my partner every da#going into the heart of the city and working in a big beautiful skyscraper where things are more peaceful and kind#and im in walking distance to everything so i actually WANT to be social after work#IDK. IT FEELS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. PLEASE GOD DO NOT SAY SIKE !!!!!
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