#freedick

[textingtroublesanswers]

*Now it was Tala's turn to flush red, suddenly the ache in her stomach fuelled her as she stamped and jumped in an embarrassed rage in front of Ludwig*

HOW DID THEY SPELL A FOUR LETTER NAME WRONG! T-A-L-A! HOW DO THEY MESS IT UP??

AND YOU! *pointing at Ludwig* HOW DARE YOU TAKE PICTURES IN OUR MOST VULNERABLE MOMENT! MAKE FUN OF US AFTER COMPLETING THAT CHALLENGE! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SORRY!

*Tala can't help the smile that creeps onto her face. She is also not sorry at all, this is hilarious, and she knows it*

-🦖

Ludwig winks at you, while Friedrich hides his face in his shoulder & lets out a very exaggerated sob.

"I never claimed I was a nice person." Ludwig giggles, batting his lashes in your direction.

"Freedrick! How do you get Freedrick out of Friedrich??" Fritz wails.

"At least it wasn't Freedick instead."

"Waaaaaaaaah!"

Ludwig nudges you with his elbow, "Hey, hey. How do you get Freedick out of Friedrich? You ask him nicely!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[steadymentalityengineer]

Because the world deserves the beauty of the Cumbercock and the Freedick.

The world is a sad place, let's have some joy.

Gifs by @gaybuckybarnes

And Pinterest

[fakerbatch]

It's only visible very briefly in Nightwatching, and who knows if it's him or a prop freedick.

But I am curious if his later career (post Sherlock, basically) lack of skin was a result of him not being the typical Hollywood hunk type or his own freedom to choose roles/dictate nudity levels

I hold out hope for him to play a suave yacht daddy type with a bit of casual nudity, because he could absolutely murder that kind of role

Early on when he did show skin you could really tell that he never worked out, like ever (which he said). He did look okay in Fargo though. Then in about 2014-2015 he clearly started doing so regularly and it was very obvious even in clothes, and has been pretty much since. So no I don’t think he’s too self-conscious to do it at all. One thing the guy doesn’t lack is self-confidence. Full of swagger always (in a good way imo).

[harryfeatgaga]

I can just tell that Harry’s not wearing underwear in that teaser those trousers are his #freedick trousers, and we let her SWING

JHGVCFDXRDTFYGUHIJOJHGVFCTDRYUIOJHGFTYUIDEFRGT

[hugedick4676432-blog]

Add me girls on snap for some fun. #sexshows #neesdick #freedick #dickpics

[hollyboy562]

I love Facebook. So many new options. #BagOfDicks #FreeDicks #BigBear #FreeStuffForSale #SaleByThePound

[irregardlessly-tish]

25-8069758011 replied to your post: Rules: Tag nine people you’d like to get to know...

So there’s actually a ship called freedick huh (also!purple!! Hell yea)

Most people call it KilluGon or GonKillu instead of using their last names for the shipname because they are cowards and are wasting a wonderful opportunity.

[fakerbatch]

By total frontal in Nightwatching, do you mean we can see the Freedick? 👀👀

Yes

[lilyofgerudovalleyarchive-blog]

ok i have a mountain of homework due tomorrow i really have to be offline it was REALLY NICE TO HEAR UR VOICES........but i gotta go

anyway i'm so happy congrats sarah and emily!!!!!!!!!!! what a way to start off the year omg

[xanakin]

"should i arrest her for being cute?" “YOU SHOULD ARREST HER FOR BEING A BITCH”

[timmy1112]

Tonight, tonight it’s Beers,Buds & Booties .....w/ Sexy Kevin Underwear Beer Bust 🥃🍆🍑🍻 8-11pm #tendollardraft #drinkspecials #freeparking #manup #underwearparty #sexymen #WindowShopping #CheckingOutTheGoods #FreeDick🌸 Event link 👇🏼  https://fb.me/e/ZG1spxng (at The Eagle of Detroit) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM5IhuBhCss/?igshid=1wppfwxi6vl70

[guesswhosaninja]

Six months of gay

Buckle your seat belts kids, this is about to get really stupidly affectionate here, we're talking Bird Bros and happiness and the lovely lady Emily.

There are very few ways I can put into words how important Sarah is to me as a friend. I've said time and time again, but my life would be so far from what it is right now without Sarah. There are countless people I would never have met without her, some of whom are now very close friends who I can scarcely picture my life without. There are countless things, from movies, to games, to entire series of things I might have skimmed over without Sarah, and some of those have shaped who I am, how I write, what I love, all the things that are important to me.

Sarah is the first real friend I made outside of my country. Sarah is the first real friend I met online. Sarah was my first real friend, whom I have never been able to meet in person.

I don't know if I'll ever find a way that I feel does justice to how much Sarah means to me, both simply as herself, and as a gateway to so much more.

But I do know this: Sarah's happiness means just as much to me, if not more.

And I know this: This year, and these past six months, have carried some of the happiest moments I've seen Sarah have.

And by that I mean I'm fairly sure she either got way too much sunlight, or she got the shit embarrassed out of her a hundred times by someone she loves. (In a good way)

This brings us to Emily.

It's weird to think I've known Emily less than a year; I can't really remember exactly how I met her, it was such a blur but I just remember getting along with her incredibly well incredibly quickly.

Emily is a treasure. I mean that in a thousand different ways. I've seen Emily go through some pretty damn rough times, and I know she's helped me through my fair share of things - and though they might not compare in scale, her help and support with them meant worlds to me.

Emily is incredible. She is one of the most loving, genuinely kind, selfless, stupid, and fun people I know. No matter how many times she might run over my sorry spartan ass with a ghost, I'll always forgive her the moment I hear that cheeky "Hehehe" that follows.

If there's anyone I know who deserves to be happy more than Emily, I honestly can't think of them.

Of course it's not easy to tell how accurate I am watching from the outside, but from what I've seen, near every day these two have been together, they've been brightening each others' worlds. (Literally in Sarah's case, her face glows like Rudolph's nose.)

Emily and Sarah are two incredible friends, both to me and to each other, and nothing has made me happier as of late than seeing how happy they make each other.

I'll always owe Emily for the happiness she's brought Sarah.

And I'll always owe Sarah because this one time she showed me how to reblog posts from myself.

Oh, and because she makes Emily happy too.

But in all seriousness, I'm incredibly happy for the two of you, and no matter where anything goes from here on out, always know this.

You are some of the best friends, the best people, I've ever met. You're kind and caring, considerate and patient, fun and ridiculous, loving and accepting. You are my friends, and seeing you happy will always inspire happiness in me.

No matter how time might change us, and how far apart me may, or may not, be, there's always a place we can all call home where we're waiting for each other.

I love you.

And you are hella gay.