xanakin
tossing the presidential salad
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carolina. xxv. you can only love me when there's no one looking over your shoulder.
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xanakin · 8 days ago
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anyway, i look like this now, and kamala has my vote
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xanakin · 14 days ago
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thinking abt this again. sir…..
i went to a fancy steakhouse w the man and when we got the bill (couple hundo 😵‍💫) he loudly exclaimed about how expensive i was and how i cost him so much for the lobster, joking of course, but he was too loud and the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said “hey if its such a big deal ill pay for her, dont worry” and checked like two more times before leaving LMAO
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xanakin · 14 days ago
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on my second rewatch and………….. back in my fictional boyfriend era
i fucked up my ankle/calf, have to work opening football weekend starting tomorrow, feel really lonely, barely left the house on my weekend and in a lot of pain and im broke.
and while i was bitching over text my bf called me out of shape and i think someone might get murdered today
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xanakin · 1 month ago
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Jackie’s smile (.♥‿♥.)
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xanakin · 1 month ago
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“‘She ran around with two presidents’…. that’s what they’re going to say about me!”
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xanakin · 2 months ago
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on the bright side, about a decade too late but ive almost binged the entirety of gravity falls and why is grunkle stan kinda………..
i fucked up my ankle/calf, have to work opening football weekend starting tomorrow, feel really lonely, barely left the house on my weekend and in a lot of pain and im broke.
and while i was bitching over text my bf called me out of shape and i think someone might get murdered today
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xanakin · 2 months ago
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i fucked up my ankle/calf, have to work opening football weekend starting tomorrow, feel really lonely, barely left the house on my weekend and in a lot of pain and im broke.
and while i was bitching over text my bf called me out of shape and i think someone might get murdered today
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xanakin · 4 months ago
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tonights the last night with my best friend before he moves away to a different state in two days. he told me last week cause he was too scared to tell me for my reaction. like after my car accident my mom called him and he was the first to arrive and when i woke up in his spare bedroom the next day he had my starbucks order on my nightstand and my insurance report typed out. im not ready for him to leave me and now i gotta get over my fear of flying for him
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xanakin · 5 months ago
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bought a “new” car, its a ford fusion and her name is jacqueline henry(: jackie 2 for short! knee still a little busted but im doing well!
oh also i totalled my car a couple days ago. my babygirl jackie, my 2007 jetta, my first car and ive owned her for 8 years. whiplash on my neck and hips sucks, but my knee got the most damage when it hit my steering wheel/airbag. got it xrayed and nothings broken just badly bruised so i just have a dumb limp. super depressed):
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xanakin · 5 months ago
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forgive me father for i have sexualized an older man
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xanakin · 6 months ago
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oh also i totalled my car a couple days ago. my babygirl jackie, my 2007 jetta, my first car and ive owned her for 8 years. whiplash on my neck and hips sucks, but my knee got the most damage when it hit my steering wheel/airbag. got it xrayed and nothings broken just badly bruised so i just have a dumb limp. super depressed):
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xanakin · 7 months ago
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xanakin · 8 months ago
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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
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xanakin · 8 months ago
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weird day to have been an rt fan several years ago
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xanakin · 8 months ago
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xanakin · 9 months ago
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went on a hot date to the miami vs blazers game last night and i spent literally a week throwing around my apartment and i couldnt find my jersey����😭 and when i finally settled in my tyler herro shirt he was downgraded to out for the game😭 we still won tho!
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xanakin · 9 months ago
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how was your weekend? not only is mine in the middle of the week, but my exes dog almost died so i ran over to the vet with him and we spent over 8 hours at two different vets who in the end couldnt even tell us the problem (he was fine at his 8am walk and was almost unresponsive by 1130 and is under two years old) and then said in order to keep him overnight to not even promise a reason or diagnosis it would cost $6000 and it had to be upfront. one of the most emotional and exhausting days of my life. we brought the pup back to my apartment and i made a big batch of rice and every 2 hours we fed him and made sure his blood sugar was well. they scared us and warned us he could and made it sound like it was a strong possibility he would die if we took him home but if we couldnt cough up 6k at 10pm it was our only option. fucking stupid day. i ended up sleeping over 11 hours
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