#fr*nce

[jay-nya-uwu]

Rule

[weedgolem]

Provence-Alpes Côté d'Azur

[graph100]

YOURE TELLING ME THEY ADDED FR*NCE TO STREET FIGHTER VI

[the-gold-crystalian]

french president: why did yeaux guys kill the police?

french people: feaur startérs, they killed an innocént 17-year-eauld

french president: those goddamn vidyogames again

[pogostick61]

my name is norman,

norman conquest

[lemon-kill-minister]

Coq a’lorange

A buddy of mine gave me inspiration the other day with a lazy orange chicken. I’d recommend he use frozen nuggies and cook up a sauce to toss them in bc frying is a nightmare and a mess, but he, not wanting to go to the store, just chopped up some regular chicken breast. It got me thinking about orange chicken, and my mind wandered to canard a’lorange, which is made with roasted duck.

Well, duck is stupid fukn expensive, so i thought fuck it and went with some chicken breast i had in the freezer. I ran to the store for some oranges and got the devious idea to ring up some blood oranges as regular oranges bc so that i could have a cool red sauce :3 Well, if there are gods, them mfers smiled down on me today, since the scale at the self-checkout crapped out and the lady let me take the oranges for free!

So i seasoned up them chicken titties with s&p&msg, seared em on both sides, and threw em in a 400 degree oven until the sam o nella was gone while i cooked up the sauce

For the sauce, i started off melting some sugar in a saucepot into caramel, and once it was apple-pie colored, poured in an equal portion of red wine vinegar. I let that cook down and reduce until it stopped smelling like death and started foaming up like a bubble bath, then added the bloody orange juice. I let that cook down (with a touch of extra water bc i only bought 3 oranges and came up a bit short in juice) until it was the same texture as the orange sauce you’d get at your local Chinese takeout, and sauced them hoes up.

In the end, i think the missing orange juice was a big mistake bc the vinegary taste was a lil bit strong and the orange flavor was a lil bit weak. While my tongue came while eating it with the chicken, a lot of bitter notes shined through when I cleaned up what was left with the rice.

All in all, 7/10, really fukn good, i just fucked it up slightly.

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

faggotry

hey guys. what fandoms am i in. what do i like. since some of you are so happy to study me underneath the tumblr microscope

[reegis]

Now we need to see your mechs oc staring very autismly

took me an Embarrassing amount of time.. to draw my own oc….. just for it to be big ol space lizard

[toniodarling]

Being schizophrenic is so fucking stupid like. Okay I know walking alone when it’s dark is scary. But you know what’d make this even scarier? They’re there, they’re everywhere and they’re especially behind you. I know you can’t see them but what if they’re there lol

[caffeinated-beverage]

HETALIA SMELL HEADCANONS (I worked super hard on this, so pls look at it, appreciate it, and reblog? esp with comments bc i love seeing ur comments ^u^)

N. Italy: Garlic-flavored armpits

Germany: Normally, he just smells like sugar and cinnamon.

Japan: Rainwater

America: Hot dogs and bacon

England: Nosebleeds

Fr*nce: cheese

China: Braised pork belly and warmth

Russia: A mixture of booze and warmth

Canada: Poutine

Belgium: Chocolate chip waffles with a hint of strawberry

Luxembourg: Blackberrie-scented cologne

Netherlands: Money

Austria: Rose-scented perfume

Hungary: Warmth and fresh bread

Liechtenstein: https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Sanrio/Hello-Kitty-71771.html

Poland: Cream soda

Prussia: Snow cones

Slovakia: Fresh-baked cheesy bread

Switzerland: Goat milk

Estonia: TV static

Latvia: Hot cocoa & cookies

Lithuania: Lithuania.

Belarus: Mint

Bulgaria: He smeel like he boozin' & loosin'

Moldova: Halloween candies & cheese puffs

Romania: Red-flavored kool-aid

Ukraine: Fresh-baked blueberry bread and warmth

Denmark: Hairgel

Finland: Christmas!!!!!!!!!

Iceland: Hot cocoa & cookies

Norway: Fish-flavored snacks

Sweden: Coffee

Cyprus: Shark.. :/

Greece: Cats

Monaco: Money

Romano: Italian pizza

Spain: Tomatoes & olives

Portugal: Olive oil

Turkey: Roasted turkey

Egypt: Sourdough bread

Cameroon: Fresh-cut grass

Seychelles: the ocean

Hong kong: Mango pudding

Macau: Something sweet

Korea: Milk chocolates

Taiwan: Japanese Cherry Blossom™️

Thailand: Mangoes

Vietnam: Japanese cherry blossom™️

Philippines: A mixture of mangoes and Cucumber Melon™️

Indonesia: Hibiscus and rose hips

Singapore: Strawberries

India: Indian food and warmth ❤️❤️❤️

Australia: Cucumber melon™️ and sea water

New Zealand: Milk chocolates

Cuba: ICE CREAAAM!!!

[chelemlem]

🥖🥲

[smoothoperador]

please no i would rather lose to ANYBODY ELSE than to germany

[autistic-katara]

i might be going abroad for a week w/ my grandmother for a week soon but we can’t figure out a country </3

[soleiltm]

I SWEAR I’M NOT CRYING, THE SUN’S JUST BRIGHT! I’M HAVIN’ THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE.

[swaggypsyduck]

gotta love how kylian is moving 2 blocks down to see the fr*nch nt. everyone else is getting out of dodge and he's still "stuck" in fr*nce.

[ohwarnette]

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