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redbears-pizza-gulch · 1 year ago
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the animatronics.
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santanimal · 1 month ago
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Halloween heads up!
Okay, I know your half excited to know the fandoms costume but I have no idea how to make it to a video so it might take a while but I will try to post it sooner as I can! So I'm going to tell you what their costumes are gonna be
The Amazing Digital Circus:
Pomni-Jack from nightmare before Christmas
Ragatha-Sally from nightmare before Christmas
Gangle-Sailor Moon
Zooble-Frankastein
Jax-Beetlejuice
Kinger-a pumpkin hat(he took afraid of scary stuff so he goes with the basic
Caine- A actual ring master
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Murder drones:
Uzi-Security guard from fnaf (Cyn forced her to dress up)
N-Foxy
V-Vampire
Lizzy-Jessie from Pokemon Team Rocket
Thad-James from Pokemon Team Rocket
J-Hatsune Miku
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Mario + Rabbids Sparks Of Hope:
R.Luigi-Werewolf
R.Mario-Grim Reaper
R.Peach-Witch
R.Rosalina-Black car
Edge-Ghost Rider
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Bonues:
Doll-Meowth from Pokemon Team Rocket to match with Lizzy and Thad
Tessa-Cowgirl
Midnite-Zombie Cheerleader
Daphne-Poison Ivy
Bedrock-Harry Potter
Kanya-Mad scientist
Cyn-Freddy Fazbear
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cgarttrailsandtails · 2 months ago
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TwilightDancer (Eclipse x Ballora) and others Incorrect quotes cause FUNNY
Ballora: Purple Puppet: Purple/White
Eclipse: Orange Monty: Green
Lefty: Pink Foxy: Red
Sun/Moon: Orange/Blue Vincent: Blue
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I WILL marry you!
NOOOOOOO-
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Vincent won’t trace it back to us.
Are you kidding? Vincent traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us!
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Foxy, may I offer you something? Water? Tea? My hand in marriage?
Wait wha-
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Eclipse is at that very special age where he only has one thing on his mind.
Girls?
Homicide.
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*phone rings*
Hello?
I’m inside your house…
Okay?
*hangs up, then the phone rings again*
Yello!
Why did you hang up? Why did you hang up on me?
If you’re inside my house just come talk to me… *snickering in background*
I’m inside the closet, heh heh…
Oh you’re gay?
What? No I’m not gay-
Oh, no it’s alright my cousin’s gay.
No I’m not gay I’m literally in your closet!
Wait… who is this?
Hehehe, come find out…
Where are you?!
ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? I JUST SAID I’M IN YOUR CLOSET!
Oh… *dying of laughter*
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So. I’m in love. With Eclipse.
...
I’m in love with Eclipse.
Our Eclipse?
Yes. Thoughts?
And prayers you’re gonna need it-
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I need boy advice, help!
Kill him.
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(Where? Thingy cause I think it’s funny)
“He hates everybody!”
WHERE?
“He’s so spot on with his words people hate him for it!”
WHERE?
“He says curse words every ten seconds!”
WHERE?
“He’s a single father!”
WHERE?
“He can’t make friends cause he sucks at being nice to people!”
WHERE?
“He has a f*cking sword!”
WHERE? (Not a bad trait really but uh okay)
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Foxy, I’m cold.
*takes off jacket and wraps around her* here, hon.
Eclipse, I’m cold.
Sucks.
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Foxy, am I ugly?
What? No, I’m looking at you right now and you’re the most beautiful girl in the world!
Hey Eclipse, am I ugly?
Very much.
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I made Ballora cry today.
Wait what? What happened?
Well, she came up to me and said:
“Hey I think you’re pretty cute!”
So then I said “that’s nice.” And she was like “well don’t you like me?”
And then I asked her, “hey, how would you like to be the sun in my life?”
And she went “oh, cause I’m so bright?”
So then I said “well, kinda. But you can start by being 93 million miles away from me.”
*Puppet dies of laughter*
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Hey, about that love letter you sent me…
*blushes* what’re your thoughts?
The fourth sentence-
Yeah I know, that’s when I got really emotional and-
It’s “you’re” not “your”.
:/
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Eclipse likes playing hard to get.
Lucky for him I’m a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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I want that twink obliterated. (You can decide who she’s talking about :D)
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I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU BALLORA-
Are we about to kiss?
Wha- huh- what!?!
I’m not even mad anymore, now I’m just confused-
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(If Eclipse actually liked Ballora back)
*Getting ready to go out to a fancy restaurant*
Oh, going on a date I see? Who’s the lucky gal?
*pause* I forgot to ask you out, didn’t I?
*blushing* D: YES! I’ll be ready in ten minutes-
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(Last one!)
If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Yeah.
Okay, I love you!
It back.
Later:
Why is Ballora sobbing on the floor?
*shrugs*
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Thanks for reading everyone!
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auxiliarydetective · 8 months ago
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Evie's One Piece OC Compendium
SO @eustasskidsfattits asked me to make a post about my One Piece OCs, so here it is! I wanted to make this way sooner, but then stuff happened and then I got to show one of my friends OPLA and 8 OCs turned to 9 (oopsies...). Also, the perfectionist in me would not shut up. Yes, this is technically the intro for the three newest ones, so buckle up!
I'm gonna list them in the order that I created them, simply because listing them in the order of their appearance in the story would be fairly impossible with how OPLA likes to introduce characters earlier on lol - These OCs also all exist in their own separate universes, by the way...
So yeah, long post incoming and, for any OPLA-onlies reading this post: Spoiler warning!!!
Not proofread because I just wanna finally get this post out and I am lacking energy
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The Guardian: Aether S. Luna
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The original One Piece OC and also the one who has gone through the most changes. I revamped her only recently!
Luna is convinced that she's the daughter of the moon goddess aka of Mother Moon herself, and there are some very odd things about her that make that very plausible. She looks like how you would imagine the daughter of the moon to look like, with very pale skin and very light blonde hair, she has magical powers that are charged by basking in the moonlight, she needs very little sleep as long as the moon is out, her strength is based on the moon cycle... Oh, also: Wings. Large, white wings, that don't fit in with any other humanoid creature in the world. So, nobody really has any solid evidence against it either. Well... Nobody who hasn't been to Egghead Island.
She's introduced into the story at Long Ring Long Land (I actually have two fics for that) as a part of Foxy's crew because he won her in a Davy Back Fight. Before that, she was sort of aimlessly travelling the seas with various crews, just trying to find a place to belong. Throughout the Davy Back Fight, Luna ends up befriending the Straw Hats and Luffy, being Luffy, of course won't pass up the opportunity to have someone as weird as her on their crew, so she joins!
Sanji is, of course, very enamoured with this literal goddess. Even more so than usual. Luckily for him, his charm seems to be working on Luna too. She essentially goes from "Oh, you're adorable. You're funny." to "Oh. Oh no. That's the love of my life, isn't it?", at the very latest when she sees Sanji after he absolutely decimates the people on the Sea Train.
I can't really talk too much about her because a lot of my ideas for her are very visual, but I guess I could give some more little facts? First of all, Luna is 18 and her blood group is S. You can take a look at my animanga character sketches for her here and here if you want! Her wings haven't grown to their full size yet pre-timeskip, and she molts like a bird as she grows, so whenever that happens, she's essentially grounded and chronically exhausted. And that happens around the time of Sabaody. Perfect timing, right? Also, she has to preen her wings, especially after battles, and her crewmates keep around her feathers either for practical or sentimental reasons. And in case you were wondering, of course she heads to Whole Cake Island to go after her boyfriend. Big Mom takes an interest in her, Judge wants to steal her lineage factor, it's a very fun time for everyone involved.
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The Sweet Tooth: Charlotte Inari
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Ah yes, sweet little Inari. Inari is Pudding's twin sister, she's also a member of the Three-Eyed Tribe and she's named after inari-zushi (if you were wondering how she fits into the Charlotte Family naming scheme). She ate the Kami Kami no Mi, Model: Shikigami, which has a very complicated way to how it works, but, essentially, it binds her to a master whose orders she has to follow and, in turn, gets special abilities from based on her master's. That master is the person who last saved her life. The problem with that situation is that she got the devil fruit when she was still very young and travelling at sea with one of her siblings, and a sea battle ensued where chaos happened and she got herself kidnapped. So, she ends up being passed around from master to master for years until finally ending up with Enel. That is, until Luffy defeats him, and she joins the Straw Hats.
Inari, being that she spent her early formative years on Totto Land, has some very interesting ideas of what's considered normal for animals, plant life, people... for everything, really. She fights with two war fans (as well as her devil fruit, of course) and knows how to play the shamisen, both of which she picked up while travelling with a crew of Wano ancestry for a while. Also, she naturally has a huge sweet tooth and loves to make sweets too. It runs in her genes.
Inari's goal while travelling with the Straw Hats at first is to get back home. She's just a kid, she wants to go home, at least to let her family know that she's okay. And her family and her friends will totally get along, right??? That's also why she doesn't fully consider herself part of the Straw Hats for the longest time. She's a member of the Big Mom Pirates, simply by birth right. However, this all gets a bit thrown on its head with the Timeskip and everything after that. Because, during the timeskip, Kuma sends her to Totto Land, and she officially joins the Big Mom Pirates. So, she has everything she has ever wanted, right? Well... She still ends up coming back. She loves her friends too much not to go back to them. And then Luffy ends up starting a war with Big Mom, which is... not ideal? Whole Cake Island is especially fun. And Wano? Oh boy!
Also... remember the special ability of the Three-Eyed Tribe? Yeah. Inari awakens her third eye when she hears the Drums of Liberation, but nobody notices and she doesn't tell anybody until the battle is long over, and even then she only tells Sanji and Robin.
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The Tailor: Akaito Coraline
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My dear, sweet Cora... We're entering the live action era now! Aka when everything started to escalate and I started drowning in OCs. I freaking love the live action, man... Maybe a little too much.
Anyways, Cora! Cora is the last living member of the Akaito Clan, a tailoring family from the North Blue of world-class fame who was eradicated by Germa 66 when they didn't want to work for their evil plans. Their main identifier is a sewing needle pierced through the left ear, and they can tell a person's measurements just by looking at them. Of course, there are many imposters around because Akaito-made clothes sell for a fortune, but they usually fail at these criteria. Cora was only a baby when the attack from Germa happened, so she doesn't remember anything from that day or about her family, except for her mother, who was selected as the sole adult survivor of the massacre, because she had Cora, and Judge had plans for Cora. Little did Judge know that her mother also had plans for Cora, and that she had given the baby the Akaito Clan's most prized possession: The Sew Sew Fruit (Chiku Chiku no Mi), which gives its user mastery over the entire clothesmaking process and its tools and materials.
I don't want to get too much into Cora's backstory here, but she befriended Sanji and thought that he had died, and then her mother died, she helped create and designed the Raid Suits and then she ran away with the help of Reiju at 16 years old. Afterwards, she rose to considerable fame as a tailor in the East Blue, until finally stumbling across Sanji at Baratie, the same day that the Straw Hats also show up there. Shenanigans ensue.
I think, if I were going to describe Cora's personality in only three aspects, it's trauma, kindness, and a huge double crush that she doesn't like to admit. Because not only is she wholly unprepared for Sanji being not only alive but also a pretty and charming young man, there's also a swordsman who she has to stitch back together after a big fight and who she ends up falling head over heels for. The two boys constantly bickering doesn't help much either, and they also bicker over her, constantly trying to out-boyfriend each other. In case you were wondering whose side Cora usually takes in these fights, the answer is: She joins in on the side of entertainment. Whichever side would yield the funnier result. She just thinks their fights are way too funny and stupid. Also, she's constantly touch-starved and also scared of touch. And sleep-deprived. She gets better in the "scared of touch" category over the course of her journey with the Straw Hats, so... Sleepy cuddles. So many sleepy cuddles. If Zoro's taking a nap, she's taking a nap too, no buts. And Sanji eventually ends up with his arm around her waist 90% of the time. His personal space is also her personal space.
So, uh, fighting style! She uses a rapier and keeps explaining to people that, no, she's not a swordsman, she's a fencer. There's a difference. Also, she uses strings a lot, and plagiarizes Doffy's travelling method after Dressrosa. The thing with strings and dyes and whatnot is a whole new can of worms that I won't get into right now but it's super cool.
One more fun fact: Cora is short. She's tiny. And she wears heels to compensate, which Zoro hates because they're not practical at all. Her entire fashion sense gives him minor aggressions, partially because a lot of her clothes are a lot more fashion than function, partially because she looks too damn gorgeous in them and he's constantly reminded of his embarrassing crush and has gotten so distracted by her that he has walked into tables and doorframes multiple times. Sanji, on the other hand, fully supports her fashion choices. Maybe show a little more skin next time..? Pretty please? I have concept art for her and one of the more distracting outfits :)
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The Scout: "Desert Fox" Felicity
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The baby of the crew. Yeah, she's younger than Chopper. Inari is already young, being 14, but Lily? Lily is twelve. Absolute baby. How did she end up with the Straw Hats? Blame it on Buggy kidnapping her and then kidnapping the Straw Hats on top, letting them bust her out with them. Nami and Zoro pretty much become her caretakers on the spot, Nami consciously and Zoro... well... Turns out he has a bit of a soft spot for little scared kids with fox ears. They bring her back home to her "sister" Kaya at Syrup Village, but then she almost gets murdered by a killer butler, and Kaya asks them to take Lily with them, so... Well, she's with them now! Only about a few days later though, one of her caretakers gets himself almost killed and the other decides to abandon the crew. Good thing that Sanji has pretty much decided to adopt her, because otherwise she'd be crying her eyes out.
Lily is actually half mink! That's where she got her fennec fox features and some of her behavioural patterns (i.e. cuddliness, switching between napping and getting the zoomies...) from. But her behaviour could just as well be caused by her devil fruit, because she ate the J��i Jōi no Mi, which gives her emotions magical properties. Which ones? No one knows! You'll find out when it happens. Pretty much the only really predictable effect back when Lily joins the crew is that she turns back into a nonverbal five-year-old when she gets too scared. She also has a pretty good success rate of turning into a more anthropomorphic fox creature when getting into the spirit for a battle. She's a mink after all, and minks are born fighters! And in case you're wondering: Yes, she does have electro! And sharp teeth. You do not want to make her upset. Best case scenario is that she bites you, worst case is either some magical shenanigans or she starts crying and her crewmates come to kick your ass.
I haven't developed her too much beyond the first season of OPLA, but I just know that she has to go absolutely feral at Alabasta, because that's a fennec fox's natural habitat and her epithet is "Desert Fox", so it only makes sense for her to get it at Alabasta. Also, it would be peak funny for Crocodile to complain to the Marines about a literal child messing up his plans, and peak funny is also peak One Piece, so you best believe I'll do it. Also, her being this young means I get to watch her grow up over the timeskip. I imagine she maybe gets sent to Zou and starts to really master her electro and devil fruit attacks? Something along the lines of "I'm all grown up now! I have my powers under control!" and then immediately turning back into a kindergartener in the face of danger would probably be her running gag post-TS. Also, I'm so soft for her relationship with Sanji. I could go on for ages about Whole Cake Island, but I'll leave it at that for now. This post is already getting long enough...
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The Matron: Dracule Aurelia
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Oh boy, you're not ready for her. She's the daughter of Rayleigh and Shakky. Trans queen (thanks, Iva). Raised as a Kuja, got love sickness just like her mother and fell for a red-headed idiot first, then for a certain swordsman. Ended up marrying the swordsman in the most dramatic way possible. Also maybe the second most beautiful woman in the world, after Boa Hancock of course.
Aurelia is essentially the fusion of a mafia boss, a mob wife, and an Ancient Roman patron. She has unbelievable amounts of money and an invisible net of connections that makes her almost untouchable. She's allied with Emperors, Warlords, kings and queens... Her main deal is providing smaller, more inexperienced pirate crews with her protection and support and getting their services in return, for example as soliders, for transportation... Whatever she needs at that moment. She can be as kind as she can be cruel, and people are generally both in awe and scared of her. Her epithet is "Black Widow" both because of her spider net of connections and because all of her lovers keep mysteriously dying as if through some sort of curse. Mihawk is the only one who has been able to resist that curse. Shanks doesn't count because Aurelia claims she never truly loved him.
One of the places under her protection is Baratie, and so she gets caught up in the Straw Hats' shenanigans. First, Nami asks her for help, then she returns to Arlong ransacking the place and essentially kidnapping Nami, then she finds out that Zoro was almost killed by her husband... Also, Sanji is the closest thing to a son that she has, so Sanji joining the Straw Hats is pretty much the final nail in the coffin to her deciding on her own terms that she's going to protect those kids to the best of her ability. You can kind of imagine her as the rich aunt, but a lot more deadly. Generally, she spends a majority in the story picking up her den den mushi and going "Luffy, what did you do this time?" The boy pretty much becomes her most effective portégé when it comes to expanding her territory, because he keeps punching tyrants and asking her to put the newly freed kingdoms under her protection. She also kicks ass at Marineford, of course, helps protect the Sunny during the timeskip, and becomes decorously unhinged when Whole Cake Island comes around because of her own personal history with Big Mom and "That's my son!" and "Luffy, you are not going to kill an Emperor." - so yeah, she pretty much has to follow the Straw Hats to Wano too, lest they get themselves kicked. She's both the queen of the literal universe and the exhausted mother of a crew of literal toddlers. Or. Well. Children and one supercharged toddler who will not stop causing chaos.
Her entire backstory is so freaking great. Growing up as a Kuja, running away from home because she's mad at her mother for leaving the Kuja tribe, her very first murder of a lover who also happened to be a nobleman, her bond with Iva and speedy hormone therapy, whatever the hell was going on between her and Shanks, her relationship with Mihawk, the whole situation with Big Mom and her rules for alliances, Mihawk literally fighting for her hand in marriage, her meeting Sanji and essentially adopting him... There's a lot going on. Wish I could write it one day.
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The Mechanic: Lux Jirou
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Lynx boi! Kuro tricked him into thinking he had Amber Lead Snydrome but it's actually just vitiligo. Used to be a member of the Black Cat Pirates (posing as the mansion's security guard) but liked Kaya a little too much and figured out Kuro was lying, so he teamed up with the Straw Hats to take him down. Also has the worst crush on Zoro and Zoro has the worst crushback, but they're both too stupid to figure it out. He goes by Jirou while with the Black Cat Pirates but starts going only by his last name Lux once he starts rebelling. Ends up joining the Heart Pirates and working as a mechanic on the Polar Tang.
Once again, so many of my ideas for him are more visual because... big kitty! Huge freaking paws! Cuddly cat naps! Involuntary purring because he has a crush and he's a cat and... Yeah. Also, he's absolutely thriving at Punk Hazard. Lots of snow? No problem! Lynx have built-in snow shoes. Also, his devil fruit (Neko Neko no Mi, Model: Lynx), much like the dinosaur SMILEs of the Beasts Pirates, works with Zoan logic. "Lynxes can walk on snow, so they can also walk on water, right? Since water is just frozen snow. And then maybe they can walk on air too if they train hard enough? Because of the humidity?"
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The Siren: Kanyalani
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Also known as Kan-chan, because Luffy is not pronouncing her full name. She's a betta fish mermaid and former slave and joined the Sun Pirates after being liberated. She has a romance with Jinbe which eventually turns into a polycule with the addition of Robin and Franky when they both join the Straw Hats. Kan-chan fights with chakrams and uses Merman Combat as well as some Fishman Karate.
Now for some mermaid characteristics: Since she's a betta fish mermaid, she shares betta fish characteristics. This means that she loves her color when she's unhappy and becomes more vibrant when she is happy. She also has a unique ability. Whereas all mermaids have beautiful voices, Kan-chan's singing can lull anyone to sleep, even in the midst of battle. Also, she's over thirty, so her tail is split, but she has trouble walking, so she practically never does it. She prefers using Bubbly Corals to navigate and claims that her very frilly fin makes for bad legs anyways.
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The Archer: Shimotsuki Kaede
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A Kuina look alike from Ebisu Town who nearly gives Zoro a heart attack when he sees her with her mask off for the first time. The concept for this OC basically came to me in the concept of many What Ifs. What if Kuina was still alive? What if Kuina was even more gender? What if there was a flying squirrel? What if someone pulled a Robin Hood on Orochi?
So, here's Kaede. Regular Ebisu Town citizen by day, dying and mending kimonos, stealing food and shooting arrows at people by night. As Ebisu Town gets the leftovers from the Flower Capital, this also includes the half-eaten SMILEs, and Kaede had the one-in-a-million luck of one of the SMILEs, finicky things that they are, still having traces of the power it once gave. And so, she got the power of the flying squirrel SMILE, making her the "devil fruit twin" of Bao Huang. She practices kyūdō in secret and almost runs an arrow through Orochi's head after Yasuie's execution. She would've hit the bastard too if someone hadn't hit her bow and made her miss.
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The Soldier: Roronoa Sonoko
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Ah yes, the reason why this post took me so long... She just appeared the moment I saw the scene in OPLA where Morgan tries to get Zoro to join the Marines. Because my brain went: Y'know, what if he actually had? So, I bring to you: Zoro's sister. No, not biological sister. They're siblings the way the ASL brothers are siblings. By exchanging sake cups. They got in trouble for stealing the sake and the cups but it was all worth it. What makes the situation even funnier is that Sonoko keeps on telling people that they're not biological siblings but nobody believes her because she's pretty much Zoro's spitting image. And it's her fault, too! Because she chooses to wear those earrings (more or less, but that's a bit of a longer story) and she chooses to dye her hair green! Yes, among the thousands of people with naturally funky hair colors, Kaede is pretty much the only one who actually dyes her hair.
So yeah, she's a Marine! Freshly promoted to Ensign when Koby and Helmeppo join and Garp's protégé. Her sword training comes from Bogard but she uses Two-Sword Style, so it's more her figuring out techniques and Bogard putting up with them. That is until Garp calls on Mihawk to go catch Luffy. Hawk Eyes comes to the ship to say that he decided not to do just that and Garp, as a payment for not reporting this to the World Government, asks Mihawk to take Sonoko on as a student. Mihawk, being Mihawk, is about to remind Garp that he does whatever he wants and doesn't need a deal like that. But then he sees the spitting image of Zoro in front of him and hears the same last name - and he changes his mind. Maybe it's worth a shot?
Following that, I don't have that many ideas except that Sonoko gets a bunch of promotions, only to go AWOL to warn Mihawk of the dismantling of the Warlords system during the Reverie because, at this point, she's far more loyal to him than to the Government or the Marines. She then completely deserts and dashes to Wano to help her brother and his crew defeat Kaido. In the process of the Raid on Onigashima (possibly while protecting either Hiyori or Zoro), she loses an arm and one of her swords and is just... overcome with guilt and shame. So much so that she can't bring herself to return to Mihawk after this incredible failure. Franky does replace her arm with a robotic one and everyone is super nice and supportive to her, the samurai step in and try to reason with her, but she's completely blinded by shame and anxiety. She keeps training, of course, she keepy going, but she just doesn't see herself as worthy anymore of being the student of the World's Greatest Swordsman. But then Mihawk himself shows up at Wano, looking specifically for her and tells her that she isn't a failure, that he's proud of her for her sacrifice for her cause and, most importantly of all, because she kept going. So, all is well and she joins the Cross Guild. Maybe befriends Cabaji, I dunno.
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anonbinaryweirdo · 1 year ago
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Ella's gone forever now so guess what I'm doing
stella: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
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oliver: That was so hot, stella.
oliver: I'm so in love with you.
×-×-×
oliver, sweating: stella, there’s something I need to ask you-
stella: Finally! You’re proposing!
oliver: How’d you know?
stella: oliver, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
stella: I even picked it up once.
×-×-×
oliver, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
stella: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
×-×-×
oliver: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?
stella: AS ENEMIES?!
oliver:
×-×-×
oliver: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?
stella: Are you calling me short?
oliver: I'm calling you vertically challenged.
×-×-×
oliver: stella is playing hard to get.
oliver: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
×-×-×
oliver: My hands are cold.
stella: Here, let me hold them.
oliver: My lips are cold too.
stella: *covers oliver's mouth with their hand*
×-×-×
oliver: Stay foxy.
stella: Die lonely.
×-×-×
oliver: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
stella: It was autocorrect.
oliver: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
stella: Yes.
×-×-×
stella, talking about oliver: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
×-×-×
stella: Wow, oliver, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
oliver: We literally slept together yesterday.
stella: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
×-×-×
oliver: Get your hand off my shield!
stella: There's like a million other shields.
oliver: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
stella: *hits oliver with the shield* Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
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oliver, barging in: Syphilis!
stella:
oliver:
stella: Pardon?
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oliver: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
stella: This is a lie.
stella: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
stella: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
×-×-×
oliver: Are we fighting or flirting?
stella: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
oliver: Your point?
×-×-×
*at a zoo*
oliver: What are they in for?
stella: oliver, this isn't prison.
oliver: So they can leave?
stella: No, but-
oliver, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
×-×-×
*oliver is crying after a breakup*
stella: There there, oliver.
oliver, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
stella: Great question—
×-×-×
oliver: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
stella: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
oliver: I said within reason, stella. How about I murder that guy?
stella: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
oliver: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
×-×-×
stella: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
oliver: Oh. We're going out?
stella: Wh...
×-×-×
oliver: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
stella: Which one? I can't do both.
×-×-×
oliver: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
stella: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
stella: I don't cook I don't clean-
oliver: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
oliver & stella: .....
oliver & stella: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
×-×-×
oliver: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
stella: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
oliver: I—
oliver: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
×-×-×
oliver: Talk dirty to me, baby~
stella: The dishes.
oliver: Wh-
stella: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
×-×-×
stella: When I die I want oliver to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
×-×-×
stella: Wow, they really hate us.
oliver: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
stella: But we’re not gay, oliver.
oliver:
stella:
oliver: We’re not?
×-×-×
stella: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
oliver: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
stella: But you’re always acting stupid?
oliver: ...
oliver: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
×-×-×
oliver: *Hugs stella from behind*
oliver: *Tucks stella's hair behind their ear*
oliver, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
×-×-×
stella: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
oliver: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
×-×-×
oliver: Bonjour, stella. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
stella: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
oliver: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
×-×-×
stella: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.
oliver: Hi, I’m ‘things’.
×-×-×
oliver: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.
stella: What baby?
oliver, crying a bit: Me.
×-×-×
stella: Quick! You must come with me! Your in great danger!
oliver: Why?!
stella: Because I’ll kill you if you don’t.
×-×-×
oliver: stella, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
stella: ...People?
×-×-×
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axl-ul · 1 year ago
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The Lakebed
(Shortstory)
Bang! A loud noise came from behind the thick door.
Kogar opened his eyes. They were black just like the night sky outside the small shed. His grizzled braids slithered around the pale nearly ashen face as he slowly got up from the sleeping bag. His bare feet ringed against the cold floor. He tried his best not to wake the child on the wide bench – Ulfrika, his latest disciple. The smouldering fire pit illuminated the parentless child who had been carried out of the forest by a wolf. The creature with coals instead of eyes and fangs for teeth. The cub was so grotesque not even the rest of his fellow demons had dared to take a closer look when the group of woodcutters had found her.
Kogar stopped in his tracks. These local frosts were biting through thin cracks all too much. Her tiny frame trembled as a harsh proof of it. All she needed was just a woollen blanket over those tiny shoulders to prevent them from further shivers. Just that old tattered piece of brown cloth to keep the little one warm. Just that so she can remain peacefully in her small world of dreams.
The man’s hand was soon stopped by another banging on the door. This time, a growl followed soon after, “Embalmer, open up! We know you’re there. And so that little dev…“
“Shut it, Ctibor! We’ll be doomed if you’re gonna use that nickname. Old Kogar’s more than sensitive ‘bout her,“ much younger male joined in. Kogar’s ears easily picked up on a terrible lump in his throat.
“Yes, sensitive. So is my nose when the danger’s nearby. I’m telling ya that thing better be gone by dawn. And the embalmer? Listen closely, ya foolish lad. We demons feel the same way people do. That doesn’t mean there aren’t any exceptions. Look at him. He’s a vrupir, a bat demon, a vampire. No way he’s getting attached to that disgusting, hellish piece of…“ Vainly the horned comrade tried to calm down the old leshy. It was all too late for them.
The embalmer jumped quickly to the door. His grasp on the handle was firm yet a distant tranquillity settled on his features. Anthracite eyes burned the forest spirit until there was no more courage left. All Ctibor could do was to lower the mossy head under the healer’s sharp gaze. Since then, he didn’t dare to cast another look on the figure. However, his younger neighbour held onto different intentions. With a foxy glint shining under thick brows, hands clasped with a massive slap, „Dear Master Kogar! We’re both terribly sorry to disturb…“
“The youngling is asleep.“
“Well, yes, sir. That’s why we were hesitant to wake you up so late at night…“
“The sun shall rise soon.“
“And especially in this terrible weather…“
“No surprise in this region around this time of year.“
Kogar blinked not once during sharp exchange. He stood his ground. As tall as a tree he towered even over the wisent demon Sivko whose palms were drowning in sweat.
“Master Kogar, would you mind inviting us, poor travellers, under your roof? As a host, it’s not very polite to keep us in the snowstorm.“
The resolute answer caught them off guard. “Yes, I would. I don’t need any snoopers. If you don’t get away now I’ll make you. But in that case, you’ll have to run. “
“Is that a threat?“ the leshy diffidently let out a small whimper.
Kogar’s eyebrows furrowed while his deep voice remained monotone as usual, “A warning.“
His gaze fell heavily once again upon worried locals. Little by little, two cloaked figures began to back away, shame hiding in the fuming noses. Not hearing two pairs of wet footwraps being dragged across the freezing snow anymore, Kogar finally closed the door behind. However, the Man with No Eyes stayed outside. His slim back leaned against the building while the whirlwind of thoughts surrounded the mind like a pack of ravenous beasts. At last, they now have the chance to strike. They’ve been waiting far too long.
Although he felt the clutch around the cold heart the pale man breathed slowly in and out. Soon, every muscle and tendon relaxed. The tension left his shoulders, too. He knew well they weren’t the last as they weren’t the first either. Even if the healer finds a way to drive them off, new ones will come sooner or later. The fact there was such a hybrid, a walking proof of an entity that is truly out of this world, a creature neither alive, nor dead… It… no. Not it. She. Ulfrika. The little girl who can be no more than five or six. A curious child cursed with a twisted body and a face of a corpse. Yet, there was more life inside than on a blooming apple tree. Though strangely, her heartfelt smile seemed to appear only in the presence of the venerable Master. Her beaming eyes, her ringing laughter. Her strong will to walk on legs properly. The mere possibility of becoming healthier. Stronger. More dangerous. Following the grim idea another thought popped into his mind. Thin lips contorted. She is deadly. There’s no doubt about it. Such agility and swiftness. That intelligence…
“Embalmer – healer for the sick, hunter for the damned,“ he whispered under his nose and returned.
Glancing sideways, there she was. Always cuddling her gaunt legs. The small nose was twitching under a thick curtain of dark hair. Suddenly, Ulfrika sighed. Certainly, the dream cannot be as engaging as she had perhaps hoped for.
The embalmer’s forehead furrowed. Inevitable must be done. And he was running out of time.
An owl hooted.
“Majstre, what’s going on?“ Ulfrika yawned and wiped big eyes.
“Put on some clothes, Ruta. We’re going fishing.“
The little girl casted a mistrustful look. “It's the middle of the night, Majstre.“
“Isn’t it what I promised you?“
“Well, I’m not denying…“ she turned her head to the left, ghostly skin tinted with slight pink. “It’s just that I made trouble. And you were angry with me. So, no tracking. No hunting. Or fishing. Especially the night fishing, Majstre.“
“You realise your mistake. You know what you did to those kids was wrong…“
“It was downright terrible.“
Kogar paused for a brief moment. Even now, he was able to recall the hubbub of approaching villagers from the nearby demonic settlement. In the middle of the chaos was his little Ruta herself; feet dragged across the forest floor, dark liquid pouring from an open skull, the fear written all over the pale face. No youngling, only the sight of an old damaged rag doll.
“Put on warm clothes. The snowfall has just reached its peak. At least, you put your reflexes to the test.“
“Yes, Majstre.“ Uncertain leap from the bench and she ran towards the pile of furs, nearly tripping and falling over.
“Hey, careful, lass. I don’t need another patient for today.“
The usual answer in the form of a silent nod wasn’t present. Instead, a low playful chuckle escaped from her.
“Ruta, are you disobeying? Or even laughing at me?“
“I would never, Majstre!“ a long arm shot up and clenched onto her chest. Dark brown eyes lit up with joy and mischief.
Kogar’s corners twitched upwards slightly. There it was again, a strange warmth inside. Eventually, both demons fell silent while they prepared for their common trip to the nearby lake. Of course, Kogar had hardly anything else for Ulfa other than his old tunics and trousers. It all hung on her. However, he was sure she would one day be as tall as he was. Maybe even surpass him.
Covered in brown and black they finally set out. Immediately before they ventured forth Kogar remembered to take one more item aside from a fishing rod and a small wooden box.
It didn’t pass unnoticed. “Majstre? Why did you bring a bow with yourself?“
Slowly, the Master looked down with mild annoyance. He was prepared to snap at the youngling. “Mind your business, lass,“ Master Embalmer readied himself. But gazing into those big eyes that were so familiar to him, so deep, so curious, so…genuine. No. What kind of Master Healer would he be? Instead, Kogar patted the hooded head with much kinder words on his tongue, “I need to try something out. Don’t worry.“ Listening to warm words Ulfa nodded and sprinted ahead in an attempt to improve her scouting.
Once more, the tall man observed the tiny frame with so many familiarities he questioned himself whether they truly hadn’t met before. The ridiculous idea played in his mind while he shouted, “Don’t wander off, Ruta. I won’t be looking for you.“
“Really, Majstre? Wouldn’t you miss your disciple?“ Somehow, she managed to return so silently it made Kogar unwillingly jump up.
“I must admit you’ve made quite the progress with sneaking. And though it is rude to answer a question with another one – since when are you my disciple?“
“Weeell…I figured out you’ve been looking for someone. Plus, you’ve never once scolded me over calling you Majstre.“ Small feet sheepishly drew pictures in the snowdrifts.
“What else? There’s still something on your mind, Ruta. Out with it, lass.“
“People call me Ulfrika because when I first showed up there was the wolf. But you, Majstre…you decided to name me differently.“
A line between his brows vanished, “Is that all? Besides, I remember calling you either Ulfrika or Ulfa. For example, yesterday on the market.“
“Others were around. But when you scold me or when you want to teach me something around the shed you call me Ruta. Why? And what does that mean? Majstre, please, I’m serious!“ Blinded by her own desperation to know more, her hand shot up. It grasped Kogar’s. When she realised that she touched him without approval her ears turned pink. Indescribable terror crossed the poor girl.
She prepared herself for spanking as it became a routine for her over the past months, a year even. Kogar himself was no different – squirming at any unappreciated touch from outsiders. Although this time it was different. It felt different. He welcomingly squeezed the tiny limb. A smile played with otherwise straight-faced features. Little Ulfa, miraculously, snuggled up to him. The alien look and gaping emptiness long gone. Last time somebody showed to the half-breed such a friendly gesture was her wolf guardian, Neron.
Does he truly need to do it? A lot of people, gods and demons preach about sparing lives. Giving another chance. But what about her? No soul? If so, why does she comprehend so much while still being a small child? Yes, a dreaming beast dwells inside. That ‘twin’ she has which appears whenever it feels like. On the other hand, maybe she truly needs only a good healer, not a hunter. Yet, this isn’t about him nor her. It’s about everybody’s safety. Only if she didn’t have those big eyes. As deep as these forests, casting a resourceful look into every corner. Why does she remind Kogar of his…?
“It is a medicinal herb. Slightly bitter with yellow flowers. It’s poisonous. If misused or not taken seriously, of course,“ he casted a side glance. The lass wasn’t very impressed. “But it can be helpful, too. When people give it a chance in a healthy amount this simple plant can cure many difficulties.“
“It can…treat. Just like you, Majstre.“ Again, that deep puppy-like gaze.
“Yes, Ruta. You’re right.“
“And you call me like that just when it’s only the two of us…?“
“It’s your first name. We, embalmers, are given it by our masters. It defines our true nature. But we keep it a secret. Only two people in the whole world are allowed to know the embalmer’s true name – the healer and the healer’s master. In other words, that is how I view you, my disciple.“
The half-breed's jaw dropped. A quick inhale. A blinking of widened eyes.
“That doesn’t mean you should neglect your other name. You can keep it as the proper one. The one on the more official note. Besides, it suits you quite well, wolf-child,“ he winked as Ulfa’s mouth widened into a broad smile. The healer saw through the thin veil, though – she might have been grinning but the rest of her movements remained reserved.
They fell into another comfortable silence. Tall pines, firs and spruces began to retreat in favour of rockier soil. A view of a great frozen lake displayed in front of the wanderers. It was as wide as it was deep, a common human would be able to see on its other shore with visible difficulty. By its shallow waters, some fishermen already created several holes in order to sustain income of their catches during merciless winter.
Kogar took a deep breath. His black eyes closed. “Lass, go over to the centre and cut out a hole with the hatchet I gave you. Be quick.“ A small nod and long legs started moving carefully stepping on places thick enough for walking. One, two. A jump on three. Now, it would be for the better to crawl for a while.
Meanwhile the little girl was making her way forward, the embalmer put on his gloves. Thoroughly he prepared the bowstring. The wood of the old bow pliably bent.
“Majstre?“ The harsh wind carried a smooth voice over to Kogar, “How big the hole should be? Enough for that rod? Or you’re going to throw in something bigger?“ The tone of the last word put him off. It sounded lower. Almost resignedly.
“Like what? Do you still have in mind the fishing net we made last week?“ In a swift motion he took out the only arrow he brought and readied himself for what was about to come. Now, the vampire’s thoughts revolved around a single thing. “Don’t turn around.“
“No, Masjtre. Not the net. Me.“
The bat demon cursed the youngling, the village, gods, the whole world. Himself. Yet, he never dared to break his tranquil stance and demeanour his people were known for.
“Majstre, I know I’m a hellish spawn. I shouldn’t have torn away that girl’s fingers. Neither her brother’s ears. Yet, I did. Though, they started first and threw rocks at me. I should have controlled myself. We should control ourselves. Others call us names because this body is but a shell of two minds.“
“Stop, lass. Just check whether there’s some fish in this lake.“ Unconsciously, the manly voice rose. He wasn’t asking anymore, he was commanding.
The wind rose up carrying tiny snowflakes away to the unknown. v“We know we don’t belong here. Nobody’s ever wanted us. Except for poor Neron who found us. And then you. But we’re a burden.“ Her voice altered here and there. It sounded like there were two people talking at the same time, not just one. “We destroy. We petrify. We devour. That’s not how the venerable Master Embalmer ought to be thanked for deeds. You had great confidence in us. Put all your trust into ‘little devil’.“ Upon the nickname reaching his ears Kogar gritted teeth. Gods, it’s been less than four months. It’s impossible he grew fond of her.
The master wasn’t the only one with pain squeezing his breath out. Ulfa’s voice was trembling terribly while she spoke, “You could have been luckier but all that you received for your deeds is a walking curse to burden your soul.“ Right hand closed the distance between the palm and wet cheeks. She was sobbing profoundly. It surprised Kogar. It never occurred to him what kind of turmoil must be boiling underneath the strange facade.
“Ulfrika, stop it. Just check the hole. Is it enough?“ He was shouting at this point. A single tear ran down his cheek. Though sharp tongues of winter tore it down quickly.
“It wasn’t a coincidence you chose the lake, right? All of us come from it. So, it makes sense we’ll return to water one day. That bottom is both the cradle and the grave…“
“Ruta!!!“
Suddenly, her sobs stopped. Her head gently shook. It reminded Kogar of mornings when she would wake up from dreams. “Majstre? Can I have one last request?“
A huge lump formed in Kogar’s throat which he didn’t find a will to fight against. For that his lips remained sealed.
“Will you pray for me? Only to remember me. Nothing else. And Majstre? I’m sorry I didn’t live up to your expectations. Especially as your disciple…“
Finally, the heavy weight of the situation left the thin body with the exhale. Ruta Ulfrika, the last disciple of Embalmer Kogar, the Master of Blades, relaxed eyelids and gratefully welcomed the darkness, waiting for the inevitable.
Kogar squinted. ‘The Embalmer is a healer for the sick and a hunter for the damned.’
“No. I won’t.“ The arrow left its owner. A silver shine of its head cut the night and the falling snowflakes as it rushed forward. It swished through the web of moonlight.
An owl hooted.
In the end, the arrow finally landed into the water. A red slick formed on the surface. Something quivered for the last time in its life.
Ulfa opened her eyes. She was still standing on the ice. The only wet part being the footwraps and simple boots. Underneath her, a catfish pierced with an arrow fluttered. Without hesitation, the half-breed grabbed fish in between her claws and brought it out of the lake.
“Congratulations. You passed your first exam. You shall now officially become my disciple.“ It was Kogar’s turn to surprise the child with a hand on her shoulder.
The poor thing fell down on her knees and tightly hugged the vampire. They stayed for a while in the fragile moment living fully through it.
“Thank you, Majstre. I won’t let you down,“ words which were merely a whisper nearly sank down to the lakebed. The demon’s ears caught them at the last moment.
“Thank me later. There’s a lot of training ahead.“
Ulfa glanced at him with curiosity written all over her. Although, it’d never held her back. It had only fuelled the desire to know, to understand. “For example?“
“You can start with the catfish. Tomorrow, I’ll teach you how to shoot from a bow. There’s a possibility I’ll show you how to catch an arrow mid-air. Because today you failed in this regard.“
“How did I pass then?“
“You dodged.“
“I didn’t.“
“You were honest, too. But promise me one thing, Ruta. Never repeat those words. Is it clear?“ Kogar stretched his back and folded arms.
“Yes, Majstre. Hm…Majstre? Did you truly want to shoot me down?“
He paused, “Never, my disciple.“
He patted the young head before diving into a quick lesson about proper fishing methods and life in lakes. In the meanwhile, the sun started to come out. Unable to resist the sunlight for long without the proper clothing and skin treatment the master and his disciple decided to come back.
For the last time, the Man with No Eyes looked behind where the ice was cut out. He found the right successor. Even though she’s not the typical demon nor that it’ll be an easy path. But he sensed the potential. And she deserved to get the second chance.
With unusual happiness settling down and unaware of the doom he brought upon himself on that fateful day he returned home with Ulfrika.
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geekedoutbunny · 2 years ago
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so like. this isnt rlly an x reader it just plain crack.
so like. main three (hime, gerard, askin) but theyre a security guard in fnaf 1
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Gerard\ Orihime\ Askin imagine - Can You Survive the Night?
Lol a crack story huh? I like this, humor is my language. THANK YOU!! For sending in this funny request, I'll try and give this fic justice, I hope it's to your liking.
MASTER LIST | NSFW CONTENT
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Gerard
Being a night guard wasn't on his bucket list, but here he was. He was hunched over in the small chair, his little hat sat upon his head "Security" in bold words labeled on the front of it. His tie looked uncomfortably tight, but he was relaxed. He pressed the small keys on the keyboard, careful not to accidentally press three keys.
The building was silent and dead, the only noise he could hear was the comforting noise of the small fan, he worked in silence for a while, before the phone began ringing, he practically jumped out of his skin from the loud ringing as he grasped his chest and he panted, he stared at it with wide eyes, seeing the light blink. Signaling an incoming voice mail. He relaxed once more, sitting back up in his tiny chair.
He waited patiently for the ringing to stop, and then the sound of the phone picking up and a male's voice came through. "AH, HELLO, HELLO!?" He blinked, listening to the chilling voice message that was left behind, his eyes widen and he began to slightly shake from all of the warnings and promises of enemies and death lurking around. His grip on the small armrest tightened and he damn near snapped the plastic.
Once the phone call was over, he stayed stiff in his chair, his mouth in a tight frown, before he suddenly stood up, a deadly serious look upon his face. "I knew it... this job... is a training program." He said in a serious voice. 'All I have to do is kill them before they can kill me, sounds easy enough.' He thought as he stayed in place. He then placed his thumb and forefinger on his thumb taking a thinking pose.
'Hmm, but how should I go about my plan of action? He said to watch the monitors, but that's too easy, and wouldn't they avoid the cameras? They must've already devised a plan to come and kill me, they're plotting as we speak. I have to be ready, and meet them halfway!!' He thought as he clenched his fist and he gave an excited smile.
'And, I know the best way to meet them too!!' He thought as he took a running pose. "IS TO MEET THEM HEAD ON!!!" He shouted as he took off, the powerful winds from his fast takeoff knocked the desk with everything on it into the wall, destroying it all. "HAHAHAHAHA!! HERE I COME EVIL CYBORGS, FOR I GERARD VALKYRIE, THE STRONGEST WARRIOR AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!"
He shouted as he charged through the building, the sound of furniture, glass, and wood could be heard breaking. "COME OUT AND FACE ME!!! FOR YOUR CHALLENGE IS HERE!!!" His voice could be heard all over the pizzeria.
The animatronics all stood in the security room, the doors all shut tight. Fredy, bonnie, Chika, and Foxy all huddled up in a corner as they stared at the clock.
STATUS: FIRED AND BANDED FROM ALL SECURITY JOBS WITHIN RESTAURANTS!!!
Orihime
Orihime was excited to be a night guard, she was lucky enough to get this job since the last security guard went rampaging through the whole building and destroyed anything that looked like an animatronic. He claimed that they were all plotting against him and that he was going to stop them.
Orihime hummed happily, the newly replaced desk and computer were a nice addition to the old building, and the fan somehow survived but the tap was wrapped around the neck of it, holding it all together. She was happily fixing her tie when the phone began ringing, she jumped out of her seat and hid behind the chair, she peeked from around it, seeing no threat but only the sound of the loud phone.
She sighed in relief and quickly sat back in her chair, she pulled the chair up to the desk, looking down at the phone, the blinking light indicating that it was an incoming message. She waited patiently for the ringing to stop and a man answered. "AH, HELLO, HELLO!!!!" He sounded friendly and Orihime smiled happily. "HELLO!!!" She called back happily.
After the message was over, a grim look was on her face, the warning of dangerous foes advancing upon her while she was to be stuck in the room made her have chills. She quickly sealed all the doors, pressing the little button to close them, she then encased herself into a barrier, curling up on her chair as she watched the clock. It didn't take long for the power to go out.
Her eyes danced around the room, the light from her barrier made it easy to see into the dark, and she was visited by the large purple bunny. She screamed when she saw his shadow, but she slowly relaxed when she saw him curiously tap her barrier. she watched him move about the room, he tilted his head to the side in curiosity and she squealed.
"EEEEE, HE'S LIKE A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!" She shouted in joy, making Bonnie move back from her shock. He was soon joined by Chika and Orihime bounced with joy. "'GASP!!!' AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE CHIKY FRIEND TOO!?" She said in joy as she held her cheeks. Chika and Bonnie looked at one another before they looked back at her. "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED FOR US!!!" She said, as she grabbed them by their arms and she dragged them with her.
Foxy and Freddy both stood in the doorway of the dining area. They watched on as both Bonnie and Chika sat at the table with Orihime. they were having a tea party. Orihime had dressed Bonnie up with a necktie and with a top hat while she put Chika in a bonnet with a lovely dress. "Would you like more tea, Mr, BumBum?" She asked Bonnie in a sweet voice, as she held the tea kettle.
Bonnie looked down at the full cup of tea before he looked back up at her and he shook his head. Orihime then turned to Chika. "Would you like some more tea then, Lady Chimi?" She asked Chika in the same sweet voice. Chika looked down at her full cup and looked back up and she shook her head. Orihime then smiled and filled her own cup up instead.
While she did, Both Bonnie and Chika looked over at Freddy and Foxy, their eyes screaming. 'SAVE US!!!' Both Freddy and Foxy looked at one another before they shook their heads. Bonnie and Chika both stared at them with betrayal in their eyes, before they looked over at Orihime, who was happily drinking her second cup of tea. Bonnie reached over and tapped her shoulder, catching her attention.
"Hmm? What is it, Mr. BumBum?" She asked him, and he pointed over at Foxy and Freddy. Their eyes widen, and Orihime cheered. "OH YEAH, MORE GUESTS!!!" She yelled in an excited voice. Both Freddy and Foxy shook their heads in panic before they turned around to run away, but the door was blocked off by a barrier. They observed the barrier for a moment before they slowly turned back towards Orihime.
Her arms were out, almost like she was asking for a hug. "YAY!! COME AND JOIN US, WE'F LOVE YOUR COMPANY.... FOREVER!!" She said, a menacing air behind her. Freddy and Foxy looked at each other in panic and up toward the clock. It was only 1:00am, and they had a long night to go.
STATUS: FIRED BUT WAS HIRED FOR A DAY SHIFT AS A WAITRESS FOR THE CHILDREN TO PLAY WITH!!!
Askin
Askin almost didn't show up for work, he wanted to sleep in and get his beauty rest, like he always did. But he had to get to work at 11 pm and then clock in at 11:30 pm and be in the shitty office at 12 am, he sighed. 'I was really hoping that someone else would get the job and would actually keep the damn thing, instead, they ended up terrifying the damn robots, making them shut themselves down permanently until they left. Something about Tea parties or whatever.'
He thought before he sighed and leaned back into his seat. His arms were behind his head as he closed his eyes. 'No matter, it honestly doesn't matter at this point, it's an easy job anyways, you'd have to be a fool to lose something as simple as this, even a child could do it.' He thought, he then opened his eyes, looking up at the dim lights.
A fly caught his attention, it was flying around the dimly lit bulb and he couldn't help but to stare at it. 'I'm supposed to sit here the whole night... and do what? Watch? but for what? Who'd break into this run-down place? And even if they did they'd probably be doing the manager a favor, because their pizza is god awful.' He thought before he closed his eyes and yawned, a small tear peeking out of his eyes.
The phone suddenly began ringing and he bit his tongue from the shock of it, he sat up and stuck his tongue out as he whined in pain. He then pulled it back in and glared at the phone. 'WHO THE HELL WOULD BE CALLING THIS PLACE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT ANYWAYS!?' He angrily thought as he looked over at the phone. The light blinked, signally an incoming message and he huffed. 'A message, they better be lucky it is, because if it wasn't then they'd have to hear my mouth, dammit.' He thought before he stared down at the phone.
He tried to wait patiently for the ringing to stop, but he growled in frustration. "PICK UP THE DAMN LINE ALREADY!!!!" He shouted at the phone, causing it to jump up in fear as it answered. "H-HELLO!! HELLO!!" It answered in a happy yet nervous tone. Askin huffed in agitation before he leaned on the back of his hand, he closed one of his eyes as he eyed the phone.
"Hmph, some nerves you have, making an annoyingly loud message at this time of night... and what's worst, is that it isn't even a sexy woman's voice.. how pitifully annoying." He said in a calm voice as he glared down at the phone. "What do you want, spit it out already." He said in an annoyed tone this time.
The phone gave a nervous sweat drop but it answered anyways. Askin kicked back in his seat, his feets propped up on the desk and his arms folded behind his head, his eyes trained on the dim lights again as she listened to the message. Once the message ended, he scoffed. "Hmph, what a load of shit... they should've called an exorcist or some shit for this job." He said aloud as he relaxed in his seat. He stayed in that position for a while, the clock ticked by and he fell asleep.
The animatronics all stayed outside the room, they all watched him through the open doors, too fearful to enter the room. Askin slept peacefully the whole night. So far they liked him the most, all he did was sleep, but they never tried to wake him, in fear of being in the path of his rage.
STATUS: HIRED AND HAS DEVELOPED A STRANGE FRIENDSHIP WITH THE TELEPHONE!!!
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intoxicfox · 1 year ago
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Background
Ten years ago, he was...picked up by Foxi Vosabich. But he wasn't training to be a doctor then. He would ten people he was. It is all a lie, part of it.
Ten years ago, he was picked up. Spotted by another Viera who accompany the short miqo'te. Tall as a Viera woman could be. Pale skin and deep red hair.
She spoke to Idvin with their native tongue. Asked him question where he was from
Scared of this new world he came too. It was comforting to hear someone that knew his tongue.
A mistake was made. He told them he was from the wood. A wood warder who has left his home. If he could go back and stop himself, he would.
Native to this worlds rules, customs, rights from wrongs. Everything.
They picked him up to be a weapon. Someone who would cut down anyone that got in the way of Foxi Vosabich
No witnesses were left. Innocents, child, women.
Three years go by. Idvin is learning common tongue. To read. The customs of most.
Then the orders to kill started to grow heavy on his shoulders.
Nightmares plagued him
Food tasted like the blood he spilt
His hands looked red no matter how much he scrubbed.
Forced into this hell for two more years.
Did it finally break the wood warder.
He got on his knees and begged to his master.
"Please...please... I don't want to kill people anymore. I want to save people. Atone for the sin I have done."
In response. She told him he had one last job. So well did she gain from him.
She took care of her people. She had the power now. She didn't need him to kill
The price he had to pay.
A man insulted her. Dared to even demand her hand after.
Idvin had to go find him. Torture him. Take his ring finger. Foxi's answer to his demand.
Live him alive. She told him
Then for the next five years. Idvin learn to be a doctor. A man who could save people. A life he could see the beauty in. Beauty is ever there when stare death in the eyes.
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lates-kin-reblogs · 1 year ago
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Tag List
nothing too serious just really needed a place to help keep my Shit Organized
Anime Greed - get bitches fuck money Bido - lizard on my leg Ed - shrimp is a deadly sin Kunikida - paper flowers Dazai - wilting daisy Aki - pineapple coconut Vash - stampede!!! Wolfwood - the worst priest Noe - sweet tooth Vanitas - ange de lune bleu Ozpin - wizard in a tower Roman - foxy firework Qrow - pretty bird Laios - to be a dog Chilchuck - no chill for the chuck
Live Action Castiel - clarence "hot wings" thursday Dean - narrative's favorite The Doctor - clever boy The Master - here come the drums Jack Harkness - 21st century man Ianto - those beautiful welsh vowels Geralt - wake the white wolf House - you wish you were autistic Wilson - multiple divorcee Hannibal - i only eat the rude Will - honey grahams Myers - sunglasses at night Lestat - lelio rising Mark S. - mr. scout was my father Herbert - re-animator re-animated Daniel - dan the man
Cartoons Cadence - there are 7 kinds of love Lego Joker - john jacob jingleheimer schmidt Dib - agent mothman reporting Zim - alien alone Dakota - whataya gonna do Cavendish - no more fucks to give Tobey - robits > people Wordgirl - genderneutral word nerd Adrien - cheesy chat Warden - several cats in a tophat Glam - german glamrock dad Larry - barbara manatee Angel - celibate succubus Alastor - strawberry deercake Lou - regretful prideful asshole Ox - ear runner
Games: Ingo - reeses puffs eat em up Arven - arfen N - natural order Blixer - ballroom blix Blue Square - little scarf hero Loboto - son be a dentist Sasha - #1 kitschy lamp hater Milla - flower power Harry - discotech Kim - car men are horse girls Connor - sentient toaster Hank - burger boomer Wheatley - try saying apple Stanley - 427 blaze it Narrator - unreliable heartthrob Balan - i beg your absolute pardon Zhongli - amnesiac archon Xiao - almond dreams Yakumo - snake in the grass Eiden - reluctant harem master Edmond - white chocolate knight Olivine - midlife rebellious phase Newton - get in the can "Blue" - behind blue eyes Hollow - post traumatic bug disorder Heisenberg - manta horse wolf Twogami - nice to be ya Big Daddy - somewhere beyond the sea Silverhand - rockerboy roommate V - johnny take the wheel Kerry - kiss me kerosene Jackie - a splash of love Sam - don't mess with the postman Higgs - your obedient servant Astarion - legally blonde: waterdeep Gale - boots for brunch
Fallout specifically (help) Codsworth - hello metal husband Preston - another settlement needs your help Nick - be my valentine Hancock - for the people MacCready - toy soldier Deacon - like to slap his bald head Danse - just danse 2015
Other Elias - mr. behind the slaughter Jon - behelden ring "Michael" Distortion - technicolor dreamboat Rod - gay republican puppet Nicky - nicholas picholas Wally - hello autism Benrey - loveletterforyou Gordon - gordo feetman Bright - dr brightside Techno - my kingdom for a love Philza - minecraft anime husband Cronus - purple fish sticks Galekh - citation pines Peter - the man in glass Juno - junebug Blitz - bossuva hell Stolas - flamingo croquet headass
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masked-kitsune · 2 years ago
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Fnaf sister location redesigns.
Let's start off with my redesign of the titular character
🎪Circus Baby🍦
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I made two versions of her design. One with her original blue eyes and one with her post possession green eyes. I turned her into a poodle and made her cheeks and hand pads heart shaped. I kept her color pallet as close as possible to the original. I made her more appealing also I hated the crop top.
🪄Funtime Freddy & Bon-Bon ✨
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For Freddy and Bon-Bon I went with a magician with a rabbit coming outta their hat. I took some inspiration from 80s core color pallets for their clothes and I inverted their regular color pallets and added purple to Bon-Bon
✨Funtime Foxy🦁
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I flipped his color pallet and made him a lion tamer/ring master
🌟Ballora🎵
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I made her a combination ballerina and tight rope walker. I know her arms look weird I tried to make her look like a ballet dancer and this was the best I could do. Also I had to adjust her pallet a little bit
🦁Ennard🎈
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I made him a lion clown. I used the color pallet we see on his mask and hat in game as inspiration and gave him heart cheeks to fit with everyone else
🥕Bonnet ☘
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I made her role in the restaurant a little more original. She comes up and down from a stand in the Funtime Auditorium. I had some trouble with her outfit and ultimately decided on a purple and blue vest.
🎪Biddy bab🎉
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I made him a little bear and gave him a clown ascetic to match Circus Baby
🌟Minireena🎶
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I made her a tightrope walker/acrobat to perform with Ballora
🌈Funtime Chica🌟
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I kept her color pallet mostly the same but made her look more chicken like. Also gave her a rainbow bandanna to give her a real fun vibe
Stay tuned for part 2
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Hitting people with a sign is definitely identifying for Meera regardless of universe. Does that all still happening extend to the Herrera resurrections, or whoever they end up as, without the BellaRosa deal?
The BellaRosa deal still happens but at the cost of there being no FuriRosa since Isabella isn't as enraged about the whole thing as in the Main AU; she's more concerned about cleansing the Enfuego name and having former mercenaries in her pocket eager to help her out in exchange for a new start seems like a good bargain.
Mike is much better at casing the Pizzaplex without Foxy there to set him off, but he'll avoid areas that have his posters or likeness anywhere. His memories suffered the same degradation over time and via dispelling, but he's far more confident in himself compared to Sydney Herrera and aggressive in getting heat off Jeremy in the Help Wanted arc (he spreads the rumor of Jeremy having a mental breakdown over a glitch that refuses to be patched and being sent home for PTO, and steals different credentials for him to use to log in with for searching the game's code, this way any searching for his 'partner' by Afton and Master File leads to a dead end).
BellaRosa can't boost fire temperature or provide bursts of flame to create light, but she can cause chime sounds at a distance similar to the ringing of chimes in a flower shop to signal customers, creating remote distractions via line of sight (Gregory has to see and point at where he wants the distraction to go off).
And yes, no matter the universe, Meera will always have something in her hands to smack someone or something with, be it a baseball bat or similar. XD
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yanderes-galore · 3 years ago
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Ooooh another funtime foxy enjoyer!
Can I request headcanons for him? 👉👈
Sure! I'd love to! Funtime Foxy will be depicted as male in this concept. I will also be using the UCN Personality as I thought it made more sense for his usual functionality. If you want the more reclusive persona from the original game let me know.
Animatronic or android/human, does not matter for this concept. Also, no dead kids, but it mentions Funtime Foxy's ability to lure people towards him. I had some trouble with this, hope the concept does something for you 😓
Yandere! Funtime Foxy Concept
Pairing: Romantic/Platonic
Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Yandere behavior, Kidnapping, Narcissism, Manipulation, Implied death/injury (?)
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- Using the UCN persona of Funtime Foxy, he's narcissistic and strict when it comes to his shows in Funtime Auditorium.
- He sounds like a ring master, performing a variety of entertainment for whoever comes to his shows.
- Meeting Funtime Foxy, as how I usually write all my FNAF fics so far, you can either be a guest or a STAFF worker.
- "You're a new face...and right on time! Welcome to the show!"
- The bot even gets irritable when people don't come to his shows.
- To the point he follows others around to rope them into watching his shows.
- You're included, no matter what you're doing.
- "Why didn't you come see my show? ...busy? Nonsense! Everything else can wait. Come! I insist...."
- This Foxy feels all attention should be on him.
- If the bot is somehow fixated on you, it's an absolute must to keep your eyes on him.
- He was originally programmed with that in mind, anyways.
- I've done the STAFF concept for a bit, let's focus specifically on a darling who's a customer.
- As the bot performs, everything goes according to the program.
- You come to Circus Baby's Pizza World as it had opened recently in your area.
- The robots were impressively built.
- They had a robotic clown, robotic dancers, and a fox-based ringmaster.
- "Come one, come all! The show's about to begin!"
- The slightly distorted voice of the ringmaster calls, yellow eyes soon fixing on you.
- You were watching from a distance, debating what robot to watch next.
- "You, there!"
- The voice beckons, you point to yourself in confusion.
- "Yes, you! Come along! You may regret missing my show!"
- Feeling called out you silently scurry over to watch the bot's performance.
- Foxy first introduces himself before performing a variety of tricks.
- The act was clearly meant to be more towards children than your age group, but you didn't mind.
- After the show ends, the crowd disperses to pursue other things to watch.
- You simply sit nearby and eat the rather...dull tasting pizza.
- Maybe things didn't seem that fun because this was a place meant for children, after all.
- "Why do you look so down?"
- The familiar voice of the performer booms.
- You're startled, looking over to see the bot staring at you.
- The robotic tail flicks as he tilts his head.
- "Ah...Um... I just feel out of place here-?"
- "Out of place? Did you come here alone?"
- You refuse to answer, the bot's ears drooping to mimic a sad expression.
- "Oh dear, someone isn't having fun, huh?"
- You go to get up, the ringmaster stopping you.
- "It'll be some time until my next show, but how's this, I'll make a performance just for you!"
- You're stunned.
- "Meaning...?"
- "A private show, just for you!"
- You shake your head.
- "No thanks, erm, Foxy."
- Quickly you speed walk away from the bot.
- Said bot's eyes only watch your movements when you leave the area.
- It felt...irritating to not have your attention towards him.
- To not like his shows....
- His protocol told him not to care, but his actions ignored it.
- The fox-based robot wanted all eyes on him.
- Including yours.
- As the day went on, you were about to head out.
- You've seen all the performances here....
- It was time to head home and....
- "Help!"
- You stop by the door, turning around.
- Was that a child...?
- "Help! It's dark!"
- You should just leave....
- "I can't see...everything hurts!"
- Sighing you decide to make sure everything is okay.
- From what you know of it's almost closing time... maybe someone lost their child?
- You guilted yourself into helping, wandering towards the calls for help.
- They were right...it was dark.
- ...Until yellow eyes filled your vision.
- "There you are! You're just in time for my special performance~"
- No one could hear your muffled screams....
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years ago
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SO! The Underrated Horror House wasn’t really working for me- but now it’s a circus rather then a house! And I think this works so much better, so, without further ado, here’s Introducing…
The Circus of Horrors.
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Hoyt thinks he’s in charge, but Roman does most of the work. All Hoyt does is ‘pep talks’ before shows, and they suck, because they’re not going to war so, and all his material kinda revolves around that theme… so… yeah…
Otis and Inkubus lead with their Magic act! (Otis ‘disappears’ Inkubus) Otis ‘plays’ the cranky, macabre Magician who gripes and swears at Inkubus, his graceful and mysterious Assistant, and hits him on the head with his ‘wand’ if the smug bastard does not get into the box fast enough. Meanwhile, Inkubus likes milking the audience for all their worth, charming women in the front few rows, and often catches the wand to make Otis trip up- which the audience finds hilarious, of course (Because it’s all an act, right??) despite the two legit hating eachother. Roman and Hoyt won’t let them join different acts for this exact reason- they’re fan favourites together!!
While Inkubus is ‘in the box’, Otis takes great pleasure in stuffing blades of all different shapes and sizes, and lit matches into it too so smoke bellows out of the holes- even invites audience members up to help out! He even shakes the whole damn thing for good measure when done.
Inevitably, Inkubus appears in the crowd by some lonely lady, and brushes some soot off his shoulder. No biggie.
Vincent, Bo, Lester and Thomas are stagehands. They can be seen around the place pulling ropes and dragging props out (Vincent also fixes all the costumes, Bo’s the prop master, and Lester often acts as the hype man. Plus Thomas, of course, is the circus Muscle.). Lester starts the applause when the audiences are slow on the uptake.
Baby has two acts!! One is the silk ribbons- she climbs up into the air and does fantastic and amazing tricks with them, twisting until her face goes blue, and falling so far she very almost hits the ground, and letting go of the rope in a terrifying and beautiful manner. Then Thomas comes out to pull the silks around and around in powerful circles for the finale and she spins like a coin in the air- never once losing her grip, but loosing as if she’s about to fly off.
Her second act is the Clown (She takes after Cutter, *cough*). She loves coming out with her chosen assistant for the night (either Bo or Lester usually) and getting the crowd involved in the show. She coaxes kids to come out and throw stuff at her to catch on her head, she balances poles on the tip of her nose, she has men and women in the front row to pick cards for her tricks, etc. If she gets too ‘excited’ though, Roman sends Thomas out to carry her out of the ring (Same with Otis).
Foxy and Hoyt come out after that to do gun tricks. They can hit shit that is ridiculously far away, even tiny targets that are obscured from their vision by the flame coming from pots of fire hung on the trapeze, and waterfalls of rice falling down from the rafters where Vincent slinks around. They feign shooting eachother, Roman, and audience members, let bullets fly over audiences’ and each other’s heads like its nothing, like they aren’t worried at all (I mean of course they aren’t, but paying circus goers don’t need to know why- that its because they would be fine with a death and not because they’re so confident in their skills). Often whatever they shoot explodes into red glitter or confetti and the crowd goes wild. Foxy eats up the cheering and raises his gun in the air, while Hoyt just rolls his eyes and reloads.
Luda Mae cooks the food the crew eat on the road and Monty helps Bo with prop upkeep.
They have a Globe of Death!! Thomas pushes the damn thing out all on his own before going back to get the motorbikes too, while Foxy, Bo, and Otis put on their helmets (Otis and Foxy don’t like wearing them but Roman makes sure that they do. He can’t be losing any acts). Meanwhile, hyping up the crowd are Baby (“I can’t hear you!!??”) and Lester (“THAT’S MY BROTHER THERE, now give him a good loud cheer, so he’s pumped and he don’t die!!”) and Inkubus (Does that thing where they making a ‘listening face’, before shaking his head, like that’s pathetic! and gesturing for them to get louder. They can do better than that!).
It’s a big crowd pleaser XD Foxy, Bo and Otis all try to make their bikes louder then the other two’s before they actually start, and then they’re flying around in the dome so fast you can only tell them apart by the colour of the bikes and helmets (Foxy on the red, Bo on the blue, and Otis on the white).
At the end Inkubus and Otis actually come back out together, arguing of course (They really don’t get along XDD Very different personalities- they clash) which makes the crowd laugh, before they introduce the cast back for the final bows one by one (Including Thomas, Vincent and Lester).
They’re all now wearing a cape, or cloak of some kind and after their final bow all together- they wrap the shiny fabric around themselves and disappear.
*Cough* some crowd members disappear, too, but that somehow gets… swept under the rug.
“Thank you and congratulations for attending our Circus of Horrors and surviving… this time. Please visit the souvenir stand before you leave!”
I'm still building on this AU, figuring out some more gore and adding characters, but these are the core ones I'd decided ^^
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dragon650 · 2 years ago
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English teacher slave part 1
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Jason is watching tv
Christina sitting next to master chair
Foxy is cleaning the house while Roxy is making master his breakfast
Bunny humping master leg while Christina sitting next to master chair.
Jason said where is my breakfast
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh and carrying his breakfast
Jason told bunny to sit on the other side of the chair
Roxy came with master breakfast
Foxy continue cleaning the house.
The phone is ringing
Jason said get the phone for your master
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh and bring her master the phone
Jason said hello
Raven hill said hey Jason and can you and your mother come to school to and I have good news on your grades.
Roxy shakes her head
Jason said just me and my mom at the meeting
Raven hill said yes Jason
Roxy is begging not to go
Jason said we will be going.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason said don't make me give your ass to the janitor
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Raven hill said will see you Jason
Jason putting bunny and Christina on the machine and feeding them coffee with viagra
Foxy still cleaning
Jason grab foxy and tied her to his bed and putting a vibration toy in her ass and ball gagged her mouth.
Roxy still in the kitchen with fear in her eyes
Jason putting pantyhose and foxy outfit and schoolgirl outfit.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason said let's go Roxy
Roxy is taking her master to school
Jason is holding her leash
Roxy arrived at the school
Jason is walking Roxy to the classroom
Roxy said welcome Jason
Jason said I thought it was just us.
Raven hill said their other family here to talk about their kids grades
Jason said ok
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill said come to me Roxy
Roxy shakes her head
Jason said do what she say
Roxy went to the front of the classroom
Raven hill had a paddle on her desk
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Roxy had fear in her eyes
Raven hill bend Roxy over.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill said Who dress you like a whore
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her hard
What with the collar and leash and ball gag
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her a little harder
What happen to your husband and paying for child care
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her little more harder
Who did your makeup and turn you into a fox
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
Why you wearing pantyhose
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
why are you getting all the men attentions
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
Why are the pantyhose see through
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
What with handcuffs
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
Why are you wearing fox ears
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
Why are you wearing a wig
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
What with the ball gaged
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her even more harder
Why are your pantyhose are wet
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill spank her very hard
Roxy wetting the floor
Raven hill lift up the skirt to show the wet pantyhose
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill said go back to your seat dirty whore
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Roxy walking by every men
Men licking their lips
Roxy is shaking her head
Men is rubbing Roxy wet pantyhose
Jason grab the leash and say can I take my mommy to the bathroom
Raven hill said yes Jason
Jason walking out of the classroom
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason blindfold Roxy and walking her to the the bathroom
Roxy can't see where she is going
Jason rubbing inside her skirt
Roxy is moaning with master hands inside her skirt
Jason arrived at the private bathroom
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason handcuff and chain her in the bathroom
Roxy is begging to not leave her
Jason went back to the meeting.
Janitor went to the bathroom
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Janitor said remember me slut
Roxy still blind and said mmmmpppphhhhh
Janitor took off blindfold
Roxy had fear in her eyes
Raven hill said where is your mother
Jason said she is busy and had a meeting with the janitor
Raven hill said ok
Jason put the camera on Raven hill
Slaver texting jason
Jason said the meeting is almost finished.
Slaver said we are waiting by her car.
Jason text the slaver
Raven hill said your mother should be proud of you Jason
Jason said yes she is
Janitor is having fun with Roxy
Raven hill said you have a good mother
Jason said thanks
Raven hill said the meeting is over
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Jason is checking on Roxy
Raven hill picking up her things
Janitor said thanks for letting me have fun with Roxy again.
Jason said your welcome
Janitor said there is something for you in her pantyhose
Jason said ok.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill going to her car
Slaver grab Raven hill and walking to Jason car and putting we have your next slave
Raven hill had fear in her eyes
Slaver rip off her bra and putting it on the windshield
Jason took the paper out of Roxy pantyhose
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason is reading the list on the way to the car
Jason got in the car
Roxy is reading the list and had fear in her eyes.
Jason putting the janitor on speaker.
Janitor said hey Jason
Jason said so you want a other play date with my Roxy
Roxy is shaking her head and begging not a other play date
Janitor said I would like that.
Jason said she can be away from her fans and she can stay with you for 5 days and I will come back for her after the 5 days
Janitor said wow.
Jason said so she will be busy when she is there
Janitor said yes she is and she never sleep
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Jason is checking on Roxy
Raven hill picking up her things
Janitor said thanks for letting me have fun with Roxy again.
Jason said your welcome
Janitor said there is something for you in her pantyhose
Jason said ok.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Raven hill going to her car
Slaver grab Raven hill and walking to Jason car and putting we have your next slave
Raven hill had fear in her eyes
Slaver rip off her bra and putting it on the windshield
Jason took the paper out of Roxy pantyhose
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason is reading the list on the way to the car
Jason got in the car
Roxy is reading the list and had fear in her eyes.
Slaver are heading to the auction house for training Jason new slave
Raven said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason putting the janitor on speaker.
Janitor said hey Jason
Jason said so you want a other play date with my Roxy
Roxy is shaking her head and begging not a other play date
Janitor said I would like that.
Jason said she can be away from her fans and she can stay with you for 5 days and I will come back for her after the 5 days
Janitor said wow.
Jason said so she will be busy when she is there
Janitor said yes she is and she never sleep
Jason said she is happy to be there
Janitor said see you later whore
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Janitor she not only be rape by me
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason said who will rape her too
Janitor said my dog
Roxy shaking her head
Jason said so that will keep her busy
Janitor said yes and he likes fresh pussy
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Jason she be coming over tomorrow
Janitor said that is fine
Jason said when she gets home she will be making mine lunch.
Janitor said ok and thanks again for renting her to me again
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh and wearing a gag that a cock can fit into
Jason said your welcome
Roxy is taking master home
Jason said you will be going tomorrow to the janitor
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason said when we get home and you will be making mine lunch
Bunny and Christina are cumming so hard again
Jason arrived at his house.
Roxy is making master lunch
Jason untie foxy from the bed
Foxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason taking foxy to his chair
Foxy is sitting next to master chair
Roxy bring her master lunch
Jason said you will be doing making breakfast and lunch and dinner and cleaning the house when Roxy is being rented for 5 days
Foxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Roxy sitting on the other side of the chair
Jason is eating his lunch
Foxy is humping master leg
Jason said go clean the kitchen Roxy
Roxy is cleaning up the kitchen
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The next day
Roxy is making master breakfast
Jason is watching tv before he takes Roxy to the janitor house.
Foxy is sitting next to the master chair.
Roxy still have fear in her eyes
Jason said today the day you will get breeding Foxy
Foxy have excitment in her
eyes
Jason grab Roxy and Foxy leash and heading to the car.
Foxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason put Roxy in the trunk
Foxy is taking master to the janitor house.
Jason said I will take the gag off for now and if you say anything bad it goes back on
Foxy said mmmmpppphhhh
Jason taking foxy gag off
Foxy said our daughter be like me.
Jason said yes
Foxy arrived at the janitor house
Janitor is waiting outside.
Jason said thanks for the list of the female teachers
Janitor said your welcome
Jason said so your dog will rape her when your at work
Janitor said yes
Jason said can you leave the FaceTime on her face and I want her to watch me breed Foxy
Janitor said yes
Jason said I will be back in 5 days for Roxy.
Janitor said ok and grab the leash to Roxy.
Roxy shaking her head.
Jason said see you in 5 days Roxy
Roxy trying to beg to go home
Foxy is taking master home
Janitor taking Roxy to the basement.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Janitor putting Roxy on the bench
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Janitor putting the pantyhose half way
His dog smells fresh pussy in the air.
Janitor went to get his dog.
Roxy can't see what's going on
Janitor bring his dog close to the pussy
His dog is sniffing the female pussy
Roxy is moaning
Janitor is face fucking Roxy and his dog raping her ass
Roxy is screaming of the pain.
Janitor said that is a good boy.
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Janitor is cumming in her mouth and his dog is cumming her ass
Roxy feels cum in her mouth and her ass
Janitor cooking his food.
His dog is barking.
Janitor said you want to continue.
His dog said woof
Janitor FaceTime Jason
Jason said how is Roxy
Janitor putting the camera in front of Roxy
Roxy sees her master breeding Foxy and begging him not too
Jason don't listen to the begging
Foxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Jason continues breeding foxy
His dog continue raping her
The five days are up
Janitor is washing Roxy before Jason comes
Foxy is taking master to janitor house to pick up Roxy
Jason said when your pregnant and you will be off the machine.
Foxy said yes master
Janitor said that was fun whore and wish you stay longer and my dog will miss the fresh pussy
Roxy said mmmmpppphhhhh
Fox arrived at the janitor house
Janitor is walking Roxy to the front yard
Jason said so she been busy.
Janitor said yes and mine dog wouldn't stop
Jason said sorry to take mine Roxy away from him
Janitor said it is ok
Jason said I got plans for her tonight
Janitor said where are you going to take your Roxy
Jason said dog park
Janitor said nice and putting Roxy in the trunk
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kapyushonchan · 2 years ago
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Gromverse short comics by Phobs part 4
The tumblr ban war threw me off balance and I wasn't in the mood to translate anything AT ALL for a few weeks.
Anyway, get a grip, you rag! as we say; here are the rest of the IG strips I liked best.
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Poet: Have you ever read "Rome and Juliet"?
Lady: I've read "Kashtanka"*. Do you want a bite on the ass?**
*"Kashtanka" (Russian: Каштанка) is an 1887 short story by Anton Chekhov about a young foxy-looking mongrel Kashtanka ,who lost her master. All in all, typical Russian classic literature.
**The dialogue itself is a meme from 2000, when parody translations from the "Funny Goblin Translations" series were in vogue in Russia (in short it's something like Star wars bad lip reading but in full movie form). This particular dialogue is taken from the Lord of the Rings parody (to be more precise, the dialogue was between Arwen and Aragorn xD).
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How to court a girl?
X - bring her a flower / Igor: I've got you something.
V - bring her the corpse of her enemy / Poet: Step on me.
This is how Phobs saw this frame from comics. Because she headcanons Poet as a beanpole.
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Phobs: Arc of the Fireworshipper, all the same, except the Fireworshipper takes on a shape the size of a house.
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Fireworshipper: Igor! Igor, why aren't we doing what I dream about?!
Igor: Fuck off!
Fireworshipper: Igor!
Igor: I said "fuck off!"
Meanwhile, Igor took a vacation to touch the grass*
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*To touch grass is a slang expression meaning to calm down, to comprehend zen.
Phobs: Who am I fooling, I'm drawing Grom dojinshi (about Chrysalis and the Poet) just to get to this piece of storyboard…
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Poet: Gumilyov or Akhmatova?
Chrysalis: Shawarma in lavash or in pita?
After the MGPD movie you probably already know this, but let me clarify: shawarma is very popular in Russia, it is food of the gods and ordinary workers, so you don't have to deal with lunches and dinners in the kitchen for hours after you're tired af after work.
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Clever Man: I've decided to sew one of you Grom's face on.
All: CURSED.
Clever Man: I know, so you'll be pulling straws (lmao, Poet didn't stand a chance, he's a loser for life).
The Clever Man's Friend Whose Name I Have Safely Forgotten: You forgot to take your pills in the morning again, didn't you?
Cocytus: I want to try it to-.
Styx: NO.
Gromverse short comics by Phobs part 1
Gromverse short comics by Phobs part 2
Gromverse short comics by Phobs part 3
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theodorevg923 · 3 years ago
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GatorBun Week!
Day 1: First Meeting
Day 2
I'm turning @holidayturkeyy's GatorBun prompt week into writings. I don't typically ship GatorBun but I love their AUs and ship so here we go!
I'm styling this after my Werecreature AU so things will be different as my wereSB is not the same as the original. Except for GatorBun, everything in Day 1 is canon to my AU though! Woo~ ♡
⚠️ language, fighting, talk of smut, talk of drugs and prostitution, talk of implied death
Master List!
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Day 1: First Meeting
May 4th, 1996 
"Alright so you have some fresh meat in the ring to start, and then three more matches after."
Bonnie snorted, ignoring his manager as he wrapped tape around his fingers before slipping on his gloves. 
"You hear me Bonnie? Don't fuck this up for us like last time."
"Yeah, I got it." Bonnie sighed, readjusting the straps on his gloves.
"You're on in three minutes so get to the ring already." 
He grinned, flexing his fingers as he walked away from his manager. Stepping out of the makeshift locker room in the warehouse the underground ring was currently occupying, he spotted several of his regular supporters from his past eight years of fighting. Except for the couple months he took off after his bite, he returned to support Michael, Matt, and Kailyn, now known as Freddy, Foxy, and Chica. Over the past year though, with the rebuilt pizzeria running well enough, he was beginning looking for an escape from the ring.
Stepping over the painted line marking the edge of the ring with a quiet sigh, Bonnie stood still waiting to see who his fresh meat was to be. A young male alligator with a short red mohawk was shoved into the ring, hissing and snapping at the polar bear behind him. Bonnie frowned, judging the alligator's age to be under eighteen years. Snorting, catching the alligator's attention, Bonnie turned to yell at his manager standing a few feet away from the ring.
"What the fuck, Ed? He's under eighteen and you know I'll kill him with barely a fight."
"He's the only fresh meat I could get for you, stop being an asshole and fight. It's what you're getting paid for." Ed shrugged at him.
Just as a blank from a gun sounded, the alligator charged for Bonnie, quickly sidestepping the wild swing. He sent a quick jab to the alligator's shoulder as warning, but the alligator only became enraged, sending more wild swings at him. Bonnie blocked the swings with his arm before ducking low, sending a jab into the alligator's stomach. The alligator stumbled back from the blow before swinging around, trying to hit Bonnie with a tail. Bonnie jumped back a couple steps before groaning to himself.
"Ease up kit, I really don't want to smash your skull into the concrete."
"Ah ain't ah kit!" The alligator hissed at him.
Bonnie sighed, dropping his hands as the alligator charged at him again. Just out of the alligator's reach, quickly lifting a foot and kicking into the alligator's chest with a sickening crack sounding, sending the alligator tumbling to the concrete. With a hand on his chest, the alligator scrambled back up, coughing a hiss at Bonnie. The alligator stumbled forward, Bonnie easily dodging the wild swipe sent his way before sending another kick to the alligator's chest. With a groan, the alligator slumped to the floor as Bonnie kneeled in front of him.
"I warned you," Bonnie sighed quietly.
The alligator let out a whiny hiss at Bonnie, trying to scramble back on his feet. Bonnie sighed again, already growing bored of the fight, standing up and walking out of the ring. Ignoring the cussing from his manager, after walking into the makeshift locker room, grabbing his duffle bag before leaving. Walking back into the ring, he grabbed the alligator by the arm, who was barely standing on his feet, dragging the alligator out of the ring. 
"Fucking done with this bullshit." Bonnie cussed back at Ed. 
With the alligator weakly punching his chest, Bonnie dragged him out of the warehouse. Making it to his truck, he stopped, turning to look at the alligator.
"I'm giving you one chance at a better life than being fresh meat, get in the truck or stay here, it's your choice."
Bonnie released the alligator, throwing his duffle bag into the bed, walking around to the driver's side. The alligator weakly snapped his jaw, looking between Bonnie and the warehouse. After a minute as Bonnie started the truck, the alligator opened the door before climbing inside.
Putting the truck into gear, Bonnie sighed as they left the warehouse, heading for the pizzeria an hour drive away.
"What's your name, kit?"
"Ah ain't ah kit." The alligator hissed, a hand clutching his chest.
"I'm going to keep calling you that until you give me a name."
"Jus' call meh Monty."
"As scrawny as you are, you must be hungry. My place is an hour away but I'll be able to feed you when we get there."
Monty snorted, turning to look out the window. "Ah'm fine."
"Do you have anywhere you need to stop along the way?"
"Naw."
The rest of the drive was filled with silence until Bonnie pulled into the parking lot of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. After parking the truck and turning it off, Bonnie spoke up again.
"It's not much, but better than being thrown from fight to fight."
After climbing out of the truck and grabbing his duffle bag, Bonnie waited on Monty to climb out. Walking up to the entrance, Bonnie unlocked the door before heading inside, Monty right behind him. Ignoring Monty's snort at the cheesy eighties aesthetic, Bonnie walked past the tables in the dining area, heading for the back rooms. Dropping his bag to the ground, Bonnie opened the office door, looking inside to see Freddy sitting at the desk. 
"Finally quit."
Freddy dropped the pen in his hand, turning to look at Bonnie with shock. "What did you do this time?"
"Walked out and brought some fresh meat home."
"You brought what home?" 
"Monty come here." Bonnie turned to the alligator. 
Monty snorted, dropping his hand from his chest, walking up to the office door.
"Freddy, meet Monty, he was to be my fresh meat of the night but I brought him home instead." Bonnie grabbed Monty's shoulder.
"Bon," Freddy groaned. "Why is he beat up?"
"I beat him down like the fresh meat he was."
"What's next, Foxy bringing in a wet pup?" Freddy groaned, dropping his head into a hand.
"Wouldn't put it past him, he is on another voyage." Bonnie grinned at Freddy. "Chica still in the kitchen?"
"You know she is, and don't help her cook. I've got paperwork to finish and then I'll be there."
"Let's get you fed." Bonnie turned to Monty.
Bonnie led Monty back to the dining area and into the kitchen, where Chica was busy baking cupcakes. 
"Bonnie! You're home early." Chica cooed running up to hug him.
"Yeah I am, and I brought one more for you to feed." Bonnie smiled, hugging the chicken back. "Meet Monty, he's underfed and scrawny so feed him all you want."
"What's your favorite pizza?" Chica cooed, releasing Bonnie to look at Monty.
"Ah don't got one." Monty grumbled.
"Then I'll cook up a few different ones, hawaiian is my favorite." Chica turned to Bonnie, pointing at him. "And you don't touch anything, you know you are banned."
Bonnie chuckled, taking a couple steps back from Chica. "I know I am."
Monty chuckled before letting out a hiss in pain. "Ya can beat mah down, but ya scared of a chicken."
"He won't fight back against me in my kitchen." Chica clucked, laughing. "He'd starve otherwise."
Bonnie snorted, turning to leave the kitchen. "I need to check how bad your ribs are cracked, let's leave Chica alone to cook before we get kicked out."
Monty followed him back into the dining area and sat the alligator down in a chair. Bonnie kneeled down, pressing gently along Monty's ribs until the alligator let out a startled hiss. 
"Seems to be cracked at the least. Coughing up any blood?"
"Naw."
"I'll get you an ice pack."
Bonnie stood up, heading back to the kitchen to poke his head in. Chica angrily clucked at him.
"Just need an ice pack, might've overdone it on beating Monty down."
Chica clucked at him again before sighing. "Get it and get out."
He grinned at Chica, slipping into the kitchen. "Thanks."
"So did you quit for good or just saying that?"
"Won't be able to go back after stealing Monty from the ring, so yeah I'm out for good."
"Possibility of any coming for him?"
Bonnie sighed, his grin slipping. "Don't think they will, seeing as he was fresh meat and doesn't seem to have any experience fighting."
"What about you?"
"Not sure." Bonnie sighed again, grabbing a frozen ice pack out of the walk-in freezer. 
On his way out of the kitchen, he snagged a rag, wrapping the ice pack up. Back in the dining area, he handed it to Monty before sitting down across the table. 
"How many fights did you have before tonight?"
"Not many, jus' started when I was thrown in with ya."
"Well, you can stay with us as long as you want. How old are you? I know you can't be older than eighteen."
"Fifteen."
"Too young to be fighting in the underground."
"You can't say anything about that Bonnie, you were sixteen when you started." Chica clucked, coming out of the kitchen with a couple pizzas.
Chica set them down on the table before sitting down beside Bonnie and grabbing a slice. Bonnie felt himself grinning as Monty's jaw cracked, smelling the pizza as he slid one over to the alligator.
"Eat up."
Monty grabbed a slice, chomping it down quickly before grabbing a second.
"Thank ya." Monty grumbled after his third slice. "'N for takin' meh outta the ring. Were ya really gonna bash my skull in?"
"Done it before." Bonnie sighed, leaning back in his chair. "Not intentionally, but it has happened."
"Why'd ya take me outta the ring?"
"I really don't know myself, but I had already been looking for a reason to get out and stealing you from the ring would get me banned, so I did."
Monty sighed, grabbing another slice of pizza. "So ah can stay here? Where do all y'all sleep?"
"Upstairs in the bedrooms, there's only four and Foxy is out of contact on a voyage so you can take my bed for the night and we can get you one tomorrow if you decide to stay."
"A'ight, thank ya."
After Monty finished eating, leaving Chica to go back to her kitchen, Bonnie led the alligator through a hidden door in the back hallway. Up the stairs and walking to the second door on the right, Bonnie opened it, revealing his room. Walking in, he dropped his duffel bag by the hamper in his room and pointed to another door on the right side of his room. 
"Bathroom's there and I'll get you a change of clothes. I've got to head back downstairs and talk to Freddy in the office. You can have the room to yourself as I'll be in Freddy's tonight."
"A'ight, thank ya again." 
Bonnie dug through his dresser, find Monty a pair of sweats and a t-shirt before handing them over. He left his room as Monty headed for the bathroom. Heading back downstairs, he left the hidden door cracked open. Leaning against the door frame to the office, he knocked on the wall to catch Freddy's attention.
"Still hiding in the office I see."
"I'm not hiding, there's a lot of paperwork that needs to be done."
"Don't lie to me Fred, I've known you for too long."
Freddy sighed, leaning back in his chair. "Why did you bring him home, and what exactly is fresh meat?"
"Fresh meat is a quick and easy warm up fight, usually a newbie like Monty. And I'm not sure, might have been his determination to keep living despite being on the verge of getting killed by me." Bonnie sighed, catching the glare from Freddy. "Not on purpose, but the fact he would've been thrown back on the streets for losing to me, without medical attention."
"Bon, the pizzeria is barely keeping us going as is and you drag in another mouth to feed. And you have lost our extra income we needed."
Bonnie shrugged at Freddy. "I can find another night time gig like selling drugs or pimpin'."
Freddy snorted. "You don't like women."
"Got you to smile." Bonnie grinned at the bear. "But in seriousness, after Monty's had time to heal and adjust, it might be good to have a new icon in the pizzeria." 
"Well see, but until then, he's under your care."
"Fine by me, and I'll be crashing with you tonight."
"Bonnie."
"Just for tonight, and I'll let you get some sleep."
"You better." Freddy sighed, sorting through the papers in his desk.
"Come on, superstar, and you better be quiet or the alligator will hear, not that I mind."
"You're a jerk."
"You love it."
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"I can't believe you made the poor alligator listen to you and Freddy having sex on his first night here." Chica clucked angrily at Bonnie as he entered the kitchen the following morning.
"I warned Freddy to keep quiet." He grinned, dodging the spoon thrown his way.
"Bonnie!" Chica clucked again. "You dragged him here and pretty much abandoned him afterwards. That's not how you treat people! Do it again and you're on your own for a week."
"Chica, don't leave me to starve or he really will end up on his own."
"Then do it in the office next time." 
"Fine, I'll give him a week to adjust and stick to the office. And I'll be moving back in with Freddy."
Chica threw a measuring cup his way. "No you will not! None of us will ever get decent sleep again. You're bunking with Monty."
"Just don't let me starve. If he decides to stay, I'll help him get some belongings today before we open." Bonnie grinned, picking up the spoon and measuring cup. "When's breakfast?"
"Same time everyday. Put those in the sink and get out."
Bonnie tossed the items into the sink before leaving the kitchen to find Freddy in the office. Leaning against the doorframe, Freddy looked over at him, snorting.
"Chica's mad at you again, is she going to let you starve?"
"Then you know what I plan to do today."
"Just don't go overboard."
"I won't." 
Bonnie's ears flicked, hearing steps on the hidden stairs. He turned as the door opened, Monty stepping out before closing it. He grinned, catching the embarrassment on Monty's face.
"Chica will have breakfast ready soon. Have you decided to stay despite last night?" Bonnie snorted as a pen hit his chest.
"Ah don't know where else ta go 'cept back ta the streets."
"After breakfast we'll go get you some clothes and a bed of your own and anything else you need." 
"Ah don't want ta be a burden."
"I knew what I was getting into when I dragged you home." 
Bonnie turned to Freddy as he heard the bear stand up from his chair. 
"We've all had rough pasts here in my den. We'll take care of you Monty." Freddy spoke as he stepped up beside Bonnie.
"Thank ya." Monty nodded at Freddy.
"Come on, breakfast will be ready any minute now." Bonnie smiled, standing up from the door frame and walking to the dining area.
Just as they sat down at a table near the kitchen, Chica came out with a tray of food before heading back for more. Another minute later, Chica came out of the kitchen with another tray before sitting down. 
"Eat all you want Monty, there's plenty more still in the kitchen." Chica cooed softly as she made her own plate.
"A'ight." A small grin formed on Monty's snout as he stacked up his plate with pancakes.
"If you don't mind me asking, how did you end up in the ring so young?" Bonnie grinned as Chica slapped his arm.
"Let him eat first before you peck at him." Chica clucked at Bonnie.
"Fine." Bonnie snorted, digging into his own plate. 
Once breakfast was over, Freddy stood up, helping Chica gather dishes before following her to the kitchen. Bonnie leaned back into his chair, looking at Monty.
"No one joins the ring without having nowhere else to go, spill it."
"Got kicked out 'n didn't know what else ta do."
"Do you need to go get some things? I can go with you." 
Monty sighed, keeping quiet for a moment. "Ah don't want ya ta get in trouble over me."
"As you've seen, I can handle myself. I was in the ring for eight years. Earned quite a reputation for being violent and feared."
Monty snorted. "Ah wasn't scared of ya."
"Sure looked like it when you were forced into the ring."
"Shut ya damn mouth rabbit."
"Watch your language, this is a kid friendly establishment."
"Yes'm."
"I'm going to get changed and then we can head out." Bonnie sighed, standing up from his chair.
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Later that day as Bonnie parked his truck behind the pizzeria, Monty was still looking at him shock.
"Ah still can't believe ya punched mah ol' man." 
"He deserved it," Bonnie snorted with a hint of growl. "I chose to leave my family, you didn't get the choice."
Bonnie hopped out of the truck before shutting his door. Monty climbed out and began grabbing some of the bags from the truck bed, Bonnie grabbing some himself. Unlocking the back door to the pizzeria, he led Monty back upstairs to his room. He tossed the bags on his bed before he started shifting his furniture around to make room for Monty's bed. Once there was enough room, both of them headed back downstairs to get the bed and bed frame. After the bed was set up, Bonnie left the room to move his truck around front before getting ready for the pizzeria to open.
"You can play some games if you get bored and don't be afraid to come down if you get hungry."
"What kind of games ya got?"
"Twisted Metal is already in the PS and there's a stack to look through on the tv."
Monty grinned looking through the stack of games. "'N ya got Final Fantasy."
"Play whatever you want."
Bonnie grinned as Monty sat down in front of the tv to play games as he left the room and headed downstairs. 
A few hours later, finally catching a break, Bonnie grabbed a couple cans of Citra and a couple extra pepperoni pizzas before heading upstairs. Monty was stuck on a level in Rayman when Bonnie entered, sitting down beside Monty, who snorted, growing frustrated with the level.
"Take a break and eat," Bonnie chuckled.
"After ah beat this damn level."
Bonnie laughed, grabbing the controller out of Monty's hands. "Give it here."
As Monty chomped on the pizza, Bonnie played through the level, showing the alligator how to beat it. Monty took the controller back, replaying the level a couple times until he beat it on his second retry.
"Got it!" Monty hissed, grabbing another slice of pizza.
"Good, if you get stuck again, just take a break and think things through." Bonnie ruffled Monty's hair before standing up. "I've got to head back downstairs before the next show, don't be a stranger and come see it."
"After ah finish eatin' ah be down."
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Monty's POV
Once the pizza amd soda was gone, Monty gathered up the trash before heading downstairs. Chatter and excited voices drifted through the door to the back hallway as he opened the hidden door, stepping through before closing it. He snorted, smelling pizza and a sugary sweetness in the air, pushing open the door to the dining area. Excited children ran around as parents and adults stood or sat around the tables, chatting with one another. Monty threw the trash away before finding a wall to lean against as Bonnie, Freddy, and Chica were stepping on the stage. 
"It's time for a show! Are all my cubs ready?" Freddy grinned, speaking to the excited children standing and sitting in front of the stage. 
Monty scoffed as the children cheered at Freddy, a small grin forming on his snout as Bonnie turned to grin at him. Freddy was dressed in a black suit with a small black top hat, Chica in a yellow puffy dress with a white lace apron, and Bonnie was dressed in dark purple dress pants, a white button up shirt, and a matching vest. As Bonnie started strumming on his red guitar, Freddy picked up a cheesy remake of an eighties song, Chica singing back up beside Freddy. After a handful of songs, the show ended, Bonnie putting his guitar on a stand, coming over to him as Freddy and Chica interacted with the children.
"How do ya do it everyday?" Monty snorted as Bonnie leaned against the wall beside him.
"It makes the children and the other two happy." 
"How did all y'all end up here?"
"Freddy's father owned the original pizzeria and took it on a few years ago. Freddy, Chica, Foxy, who you will meet later, and I have been friends for as long as we can remember, we grew up in the pizzeria together." Bonnie chuckled, grinning at Monty. "Now you see why I fought for so many years, being around children all day can wear on someone."
Monty snorted. "Yeah ah can see that."
"Enjoy the show?" 
"Bit cheesy but ya ah did." He let out a low hiss as Bonnie ruffled his mohawk. 
"Welcome to the Fazbear family Monty. We will never force you to stay if you don't want to, but we are happy to have you here."
"Ya barely know meh."
"I wouldn't have saved you if I didn't believe you could be better than a fighter, lost to the ring."
Monty snorted again, turning his head away, feeling embarrassment rising in his chest. "Ya didn't have ta save meh. Ah could have figured it out on mah own."
"Don't give me that Monty. I was in it for too long to try to pull that on me."
Monty sighed staying quiet as he watched Freddy and Chica still interacting with the children. Bonnie placed a hand on his shoulder, catching his attention.
"Things can be quirky here from time to time, but you'll find a way to fit in with time." Bonnie chuckled. "You can run back upstairs if you want to."
"Can I get some more soda first?"
"Of course, I'll introduce you to the kitchen crew so they know you're allowed back there whenever you want. Just be careful when it's busy."
Monty followed Bonnie to the kitchen, hearing some shouting and clanking of metal as Bonnie opened the door. Just inside was a crew of four kitchen staff milling about. Bonnie spoke up, catching the attention of a short woman with bright copper hair.
"Yo Mandy!"
"What?" She snapped at Bonnie.
"Calm down, I'm not here to bother you that much." Bonnie chuckled as Mandy glared at the rabbit. "Meet Monty, the newest of us. Dragged him in last night and he'll be staying with us from now on."
Mandy glared at Bonnie again before turning to Monty with a smile. "Welcome to the Fazbear family, I'm Mandy the head cook, other than Chica. If you ever need anything, just let me know."
"Thank ya." 
Mandy turned to glare at Bonnie. "Now get what you need and get out, you know I'm busy."
"We will, I just came to introduce Monty and get him some drinks." Bonnie chuckled, heading to a metal door along one wall.
Bonnie was in and out quickly, coming out with a couple sodas in his hand. Monty followed him out, taking the soda from Bonnie before heading for the back door.
"Thanks Bonnie."
"See you later kit." 
Monty snorted, turning from Bonnie as he opened the door, heading back upstairs.
A few hours later, Monty heard Bonnie yelling from downstairs over the game he was playing. Hitting the pause on the game, he stood up and made his way downstairs to find Bonnie still in the rabbit's work uniform. 
"Come here," Bonnie chuckled. "Got a surprise for you."
"Bonnie, ya 'n ya family have done enough for me already, nah need ta do more."
"You're a part of the family now Monty. Now come on."
Monty sighed, following Bonnie to the dining area where most of the chatter and excitement from earlier in the day had quieted down. Walking in, Monty stumbled to stop, shock clear in his expression as Bonnie grinned at him.
"Like I said Monty, part of the family now for as long as you want to stay."
Freddy, Chica, Mandy and a few others he recognized as cooks and servers were standing around a table. The table had a spread of pizzas, cupcakes and soda for everyone to share. Bonnie grabbed onto his shoulder, dragging him closer to the table. Monty cracked his jaw to speak before snapping it shut in a startled hiss. Chica cooed happily, stepping up to him with a yellow cupcake with pink frosting.
"We are all happy for you to be with us Monty, we hope you stay with us in the Fazbear family."
Monty snorted, taking the cupcake from Chica. "Thank ya for having meh here." 
Freddy stepped up beside Chica, smiling down at him. "And don't be afraid to ask for anything you need, we are all here to support one another."
"I'm sorry our introduction didn't go very smoothly, keeping this place running with only four of us in the kitchen is hard. I'm happy I get to meet you Monty, we're all a little quirky but it's family." Mandy spoke up next, her expression turned tired but elated.
Monty snorted, trying to hide the strange sensation in his chest he hadn't felt in over eight years since his bite. "Thank ya, all y'all, for letting me join ya family."
Chica chirped, wrapping her feathered arms around his chest to hug him. He stood shocked for a moment before relaxing into her hug and wrapping his arm around her. Bonnie ruffled his mohawk again, smiling at him.
"Welcome home, you scrawny alligator."
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Stay Cruel Until The End - Theodore
Posted May 9 2022
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