#fox news is the worst

[michaelpaul7]

[burritosandpeppermint]

"Chicago marketer Matt Lindner floated the idea for the shirt after catching Fox News segment on Chicago’s mayoral election — filmed more than 30 miles west of the city in suburban Naperville.

"The clip of Fox News correspondent Gianno Caldwell asking Naperville diners for their two cents on new Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson provoked widespread online mockery and “rubbed a lot of us the wrong way,” Lindner said.

"The situation was also ironic, given that Caldwell is from Chicago’s South Side and previously scolded someone from Evanston for weighing in on the city."

[michaelpaul7]

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ this

[fortheloveofexy]

I've seen a lot of posts in the wake of tsc calling out how the Foxes mistreated Kevin and never really gave him the same degree of compassion and patience that they gave Neil (and like, fair enough, there's definitely a disparity in how the two are treated by the broader team) but I think it's important to remember that it's very likely most of the Foxes didn't know just how bad things in the Nest were, especially when Kevin first came to Palmetto.

Like, they knew he'd been hurt badly, but were they ever told the full extent of the abuse in thr Nest? Probably not, because unlike Jean, Kevin was media trained. It was ingrained habit for him to conceal the true conditions inside the Nest to all outsiders, and that's not a habit he'd have been able to break easily. The only people who knew the full extent of what he'd been through were probably Wymack, Bee and Andrew.

Add to that Kevin's abrasive personality and his tendency towards nitpicking and perfectionism, and it's no wonder that the Foxes' patience with him ran thin after a while.

[izzystizzys]

Fox tags along on a smuggling bust one (1) time and subsequently wishes he’d never been decanted.

Well, he’s arrested the perp a lot more than just one time, actually, but that very first tackle into a chokehold and electrocuffs more than sufficed to turn the fates against him - the fates, and Cody, the insufferable twat. They’re not actually even batchmates, the lot of them, and going by numbers Fox was decanted long before them (long as in seconds or minutes, no one actually knows), but Seventeen put them all in a training room together and then stupid kriffing Kote looked him up and down, nodded, and hasn’t stopped calling him vod’ika since.

“Why is one of the Republic’s most wanted criminals asking to speak to you, vod’ika?”, Cody asks, without any preamble, almost making Fox cut the holocall on principle. He would, if General Kenobi wasn’t right there next to the little shit. “And why do I not like his tone?”

Fox has to resist the urge to close his eyes and scream, making do with a deep sigh instead. Force curse the day Cody decided to adopt-nap him, and Wolffe following suit immediately. “Weequay, shifty eyes, stupid fucking pirate bandana?”

Cody’s eyes narrow suspiciously, and Kenobi’s eyebrows raise simultaneously. It’s more than a little creepy.

Fox rolls his eyes so hard he sees stars. “Tell him he can go space himself, unless he wants me to do it for him. And then tell him that if he sends me fuzzy fucking socks again I might just hunt him down and do it anyways.”

Past the slide of the door, Thorn’s unmistakable cackle reaches Fox. And Cody, going by the narrowing of his eyes. “Don’t tell him that, ori’vod, he’s probably into that”, Thorn calls out, gleefully, and Force Fox really should’ve kept this to himself in the first place.

He would’ve, actually, but the constant stream of strange presents into Guard headquarters is hard to miss. It was Alderaanian chocolates, last week, which Fox pawned off on the Shinies. A box from a store with a blacked out label before that, which he launched out the window with burning ears before Thire could get a closer look at it.

“Actually”, Thorn continues, happily, “I don’t think it matters much if you do tell him anything - it’s not like the Commander has been the most graceful courtée, and that hasn’t done anything to discourage our favorite smuggler.”

“Marshall Commander”, Fox hisses, because he’s a pissy bitch, and then, because all professionalism has gone out the window anyways, “This is why Stone is my favourite.”

Thorn’s wounded gasp is lost over Kenobi’s thoughtful hum, and Cody’s patented I’m-going-to-do-something-incredibly-stupid-and-you-can’t-stop-me glare. “That would explain why we have Hondo Ohnaka accosting our troopers about your flavour preferences concerning fruit candies. But the one asking to speak to you is Cad Bane, Marshall Commander.”

The string of curses Fox lets out at that is loud enough to have Mauler stick his head in the com room to ask if everything is alright, and Thorn roll on the floor with howling laughter.

Force curse the day he ever slapped electrocuffs on Hondo Ohnaka, and double-curse the one he threw Cad Bane to the floor with a scissor leg takedown.

[xx-completely-in-ur-car-xx-blog]

Week 7: New Prompt (Favourite Seer Moment)

This.

Baffled. Offended. Confused. Somehow experiencing every stage of grief at once. He thinks he's about to find out something cool about himself and then Bam— gets insulted then almost gets 'the talk' in front of his crush.

[chronicowboy]

this two week hiatus would be bad enough without this fucking still hanging over my head

[gerritcole-coded]

Maybe more people would watch the world series if somebody other than fox got it

[constantvariations]

Been listening to the rwby books. After the Fall wasn't too terrible, but jesus fuck Before the Dawn is a lesson in frustration. What is Myers' beef with Sun and why was it allowed to assassinate his character?

[michaelpaul7]

Vote Blue 💙

[eebie]

beta kids roblox avatars :

jade

dave

rose

egbert

[michaelpaul7]

Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - I wish I was this creative

[minody]

while I was thinking about charli xcx and pop culture impacts, I'm ranking my most important charli xcx interviews from the brat era

1. Zane Lowe

2. GQ

3. honestly I haven't watched it in full but the comment "this is like watching a theatre kid talk to one of the coked out party gays in school on a crisp thursday morning at 7 am" really nails it.

Brittany Broski

negligible are the really corporate magazine ones like WSJ and Vogue Australia

[buckets-of-creativity]

Every now and then this pops up again in my feed and I wanna contribute something on this advertising bit.

There WAS adverts for it. I saw them, several even. I was the main person in my (admittedly small circle) who did

Where did I see the adverts? FOX fucking news’ channel. Not only was this movie horrendously under advertised, the places it was? Was to audiences that would not watch it. I find that interesting as I do infuriating. I can’t help but wonder what else gets advertised like this, to the wrong audiences on purpose

[taylorswiftdebut]

this isn’t behavior of someone who likes taylor’s music 25% less

[sher-ee]

He can’t stop lying. It’s air to him. He needs to lie to survive.