#four swords text posts

[zeldathusiast]

I'm thinking about the colors again (as per usual) and I'm imagining what each of their bedrooms would look like because I can and now I'm going to share my thoughts with you below the cut

• RED

- Plush heaven. There isn't a single sharp edge in the entire space, even the DOOR. his door closely resembles the entrance to a hobbit hole. It has a little heart-shaped hole carved into the top for added effect.

- has bookshelves, but they're filled with fairy tales and/or various sentimental trinkets he's received from his brothers over the years.

- sleeps with at least 3 blankets at all times.

- more stuffed animals than anyone could possibly ever need. They all have names, and he's attached to every single one, leaving the others to give up on making him have a reasonably sized collection. They can only try and limit how many new ones he brings in.

• GREEN

- average teenage boy's room. Clothes everywhere, overfilled drawers, utter lack of an organizational system.

- Door stays closed to keep Blue sane when he walks by it.

- Has one of those window fans that's always on. You know the ones.

- Has a small collection of plants on the windowsill that he takes care of

- Overall very normal, just messy

• BLUE

- Everything is perfectly folded and put away in its proper place no matter what. Bed? made. Floor? Vacuumed. Desk? organized and spotless. Writing utensils? Organized by size and type.

- Lacks books, but does have a stand for his hammer!

- Symmetrical, almost perfectly so. Blue calls it "balanced," everyone else calls him weird.

• VIO

- how did you get your hands on this much Gothic furniture??

- dramatic window curtains, a bed with posts and a curtain around it, a stained glass window??? the house did NOT come like that, when did this happen??

- Smells of expensive cologne.

- Walls of books. Textbooks, legends, stories... and vampire romance novels. Red curiously read a passage from the page Vio had recently bookmarked and still hasn't recovered. ("Vio, what's a prostate? and what does BL stand for?")

- Vio then promptly hid his collection.

[fourswordsannotated]

[demigods-posts]

one of my not-so-favorite things about rrverse fanfics is how often percy is described as clueless. like, i know it's all in good fun and for comedic value, but percy is incredibly perceptive. for the first twelve years of his life, he was raised in an abusive household and was consistently surrounded by people who would belittle him for shit he couldn't control. so being perceptive was likely a defense mechanism. then he was immediately thrust into a world with threats of godly proportions and monsters with the intent to kill. so it quickly became a survival tactic. the only time percy has ever been clueless was about people being romantically interested in him, which could definitely be chalked up to low self-esteem.

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Link(s) & Yandere Sword Spirit(s) text posts | Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 | aged up Links

[cervideity]

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT ESCAPE TO YOUR GAMEBOY ADVANCE !!!!!!!!

[zarvasace]

Another @hey-adora find

[lunavagans]

[xmascritter]

Ive seen people be like "how on earth can they follow up botw and totk with another zelda game?" Which is fair, but those people seem to forget there are two sides to zelda. The very serious side, and the silly side. And Im not just talking about moments, Im talking about whole games. Botw and totk both leaned pretty heavily into the serious side, even though the link is probably one of our silliest yet.

So the only logical conclusion is that the next couple games should be the exact opposite.

Im talking like, triforce heroes and spirit tracks levels of chicanery. I need these next couple games to have game specific mechanics and themes so ridiculous that the game reviewing sites will pre-emptively call it stupid before its even out.

I need the world to be so silly and wacky that link almost feels like the straightman to a joke, but the whole thing is played so sincerely that it cant help but make you smile.

I need the villain to not be ganondorf; its either vaati, or the villain needs to be one of those one of single game villains made only for this specific setting of zelda, that fans will love and beg for more of and then never see again.

I need the technology to be weird and look oddly advanced with no explanation despite the fact every single character looks like they just came from the local ren faire.

I need the style to be toon link. We havent seen the lad outside of smash bros in nearly a decade. And not only do I need it to be toon link, I need the entire game to be stylized in a way that throws all the older zelda fans completely off like windwaker did. I want this to be the persona 5 of zelda games, so visually distinct it changes how all other toon link zeldas are shown in media by extension.

I need link to have a companion again, and they have to be the most annoying little shit. Im talking navi levels of annoying. But then the game makes you attached to them and sucker punches you at the end when you eventually have to part ways.

And I want another alternate world that I personally will be begging for more lore about, only to never see it again in the zelda franchise.

The only way to truly follow up a game that takes such dedication and respect to the previous iterations of the franchise while subverting many of the tropes you'd find in the games is to make a game so pack full of the tropes but so earnest about it you can't help but enjoy yourself. And the only way to really do that is to lean hard into silly Zelda.

[name-that-isnt]

Wouldn't it be neat if people who are only in the Vaati Microfandom™ and people who are only the Four Swords Microfandom™ had to swap scrunklies for a week? Idk I just think it'd be mildly infuriating but funny to watch each other make different interpretations our favs. Who knows, maybe we'd benefit from indulging in characters that we usually don't give too much of our attention to despite them being unavoidably related to the characters we like

People who equally enjoy both fandoms are exempt btw cuz they're just that cool

[smallest-turtle]

still thinking about the scions who had complete whiplash in stormblood seeing deidre so hurt and angry trying to 'prepare' haurchefant when he's on the first for 'how shes changed' only for him to just be like 'you know that white magic is also a forbidden art right? that shes just been doing this entire time?' like yeah he Does have some Specific Context to dark knights being scary but also shes BEEN doing illegal classes SINCE THEY MET asdfghjkl. Honestly thank GOD she has a real weapon now!!! IT WAS SCARIER WHEN SHE ONLY HAD THE STICK

[thatstupidlozfanacrossthestreet2]

[thenmichael]

Would anyone be interested in me posting rambles about my Chain ?

I have zero time to draw rn, and I wanna post SOME sort of content about the chained spirits gang cus I need to get it out of my head :3

Also bc I have exams until mid June so comic work will be halted for a while, BUT I have part one of chapter one sketched up and cover art is in the middle of being line arted :3

[fourswordsannotated]

[lucky-clover-gazette]

Corruption Loves Company

(A.K.A. Corruption but it's Super Unchill AU)

Rated T | Adult Characters and Themes | Angst and Hurt/Comfort

The first chapter (4,808 words) is on AO3 now.

“Do you see him, standing beside the demon? That’s the hero of Hyrule.” “But he’s working for them. How can that be?” “Didn’t say he was a good hero. He’s the reason Princess Zelda is gone.” “I don’t know how he can manage to show his face here. Smug bastard doesn’t even have a sword.” “Why would he? He’s just a pretty decoration for his masters—and a willing one, at that.” “Fucking traitor.” “Heretic.” “Monster.”

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Link(s) text posts | Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 | aged up Links

[cervideity]

a bunch of slowly accumulated bullshit