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#found this somewhere lol#glitter#old web#glitter gif#geocities#quentin tarantino#inglorious basterds#august diehl#christopher waltz#dieter hellstrom#hans landa#daniel brühl#fredrick zoller
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The them
#nuzi#murder drones#my art#uzi doorman#serial designation n#uzi murder drones#biscuitbites#n murder drones#i found the pose somewhere but now I can't find it anymore :( but shoutout to whoever made that one base where they were posed like this!!#inspired me to draw this lol#murder drones fanart
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Meme Prompt 10
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#meme#memes#I have art for city spirit Gotham on my blog somewhere lol#Gotham handing Bruce his future kids & several baby liminals: Grandbabies :)#Bruce who is barely surviving on his own while Alfred is in the hospital: What.#Bladhaven & Arkham Asylum: Little brother >:)#Bruce now even more sleep deprived and near tears: wHaT#Danny Ellie Jazz & Jordan: Clockwork this wasn't what we meant when we said we needed new lives-#Dick Jason Steph & Cass who were orphans on the streets: We're gonna commit a murder!#Gotham literally would not let Bruce hand them off to the authorities & people helping with the rescue efforts#Duke & Tim whose parents can't be found (oh how weird Gotham mutters while shoving the Drakes away): Mr Batman sir we found the dino nuggie#Barbara who literally started following the Batman around: Hi Mr Vigilante did you know my dad says most of his coworkers are taking mob $$#Bruce is so relieved when they get liminal enough that he doesn't have to use words#Alfred when he returns is gonne be so shooketh#gotham
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i am hoarding a cute alien girl in my house ⊹₊⟡⋆
#pokemon#pokemon hgss#trainer lyra#rival silver#soulsilvershipping#trainer silver#silver pokemon#lyra pokemon#marill#pkmn#pokemon art#pokemon fanart#hgss#digital art#artist on tumblr#art#alien lyra popped into my head recently mostly because i wanted to draw her with boba tea eyes lol / i was inspired by the iconic opening#dialogue in loonas hi high! particularly ‘you’re somewhere - i’m sure!’ it’s always given me space vibes! something i think loona did#really well :3 my random story behind this? silver was randomly awoken one night by a flash then multiple images of different locations#flashed in his mind - all clues that would lead him to a specific location almost like a scavenger hunt! after a week of researching and#travelling around he finally found himself in a large rice paddy field where laid a spaceship crash with a super adorable space girl named#lyra and her partner pkmn and co-pilot lieutenant bubbles the marill! now he’s hoarding an odd space girl in his bedroom closet while she#completes her ‘mission’ (whatever that is - she won’t indulge) and hopefully finds a way to return to her home planet!#in the meantime silver has to main his everyday image of one of johtos elite four members … despite having a …peculiar… new housemate!😵💫
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Nala Se: Let me see what you have.
Cadet Hunter: A knife!
Nala Se: No!
Lama Su: Oh my god, why does he have a knife?
#biologically hunter is like 5 here#not even the kaminoans are shitty enough at childcare to willingly give a 5 year old a knife#no hunter found it somewhere lol#i would be SHOCKED if no one has done this before but I don’t care#i just remembered that vine existed and found this way too funny#the bad batch#star wars#tbb incorrect quotes#source: vine#tbb hunter#nala se#lama su
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protecting lone light from the glinthawks
#horizon zero dawn#hzd#aloy#talanah#i really appreciate when i can get the npcs looking somewhere other than straight ahead#so i really like the first one of talanah :)#(finally found the talanah shots i was looking for lol)#talanah khane padish#the sunhawk#hzd talanah#hzd npcs#chromatichorizon
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thinking about scumcum and cumplane again
specifically if Airplane and Shen Jiu get together/married, but Shen Yuan transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu anyway.
i mean, how would airplane cope with that???? his partner got died and got replaced by someone who isn't even to blame, that he also kinda knows??? and he can't let anyone, even his friends or family, know under threat of punishment and/or death???
in the angsty route, if they were private with their relationship and no one knew they were together, Shang Qinghua could try as hard as possible to bring back Shen Jiu without anybody finding out anything was up in the first place. he could go on a wild goose chase for every single artifact/Mcguffin he put in this world trying to find one that would bring his love back.
or he could even find himself falling in love with the imposter that stole his husband's face and deal with all of the mental baggage that would come with that.
on a lighter note, if it's one of those 'Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are the Same Person' stories, then maybe Shen Qingqiu would slowly remember his life as Shen Jiu, and fall in love with his husband again ❤️
in the worst case scenario, I don't think Shang Qinghua would be vindictive enough (or physically capable of because of the system) to rat Shen Yuan out to Yue Qingyuan and the rest of the sect for being a body snatcher... But he could be found out anyway :)
#i just want to torture Shang Qinghua okay#imagine if he was drowning his sorrows somewhere#and one of his fellow peak lords found him#and were like#lets get you home to Shen Qingqiu#but shang qinghua was like#noooo#he's not there#thats not my husband boo hoo hoo#he's gone :(((#and so Shen Yuan gets imprisoned to be tested and stuff#and when people see Shang Qinghua defend him#but not being able to articulate properly himself and keeps talking around stuff#so they come to the conclusion that the imposter cursed him#and that's why he defended him lmao#Yue Qingyuan would be devastated#and furious :)#that is if they dont just decide that Shen Qingqiu has amnesia or something#and that Shang Qinghua has gone mad in his grief#lots of options lol#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞#shen yuan#cumplane#scumcum#shen jiu#prompt
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been character designing a pokemon oc lately because ive been bored. Her name is lye, college student, painter, poison type trainer
#funky!art#ill probably add onto this post with more art sometime but I wanted to get this out already LOL#pokemon#pokémon#<-? not sure what tags people use I don’t go to pokemon on here..#i have more info on her I could probably put somewhere but whatever idc#she finds pokemon cute that a lot of people would find ‘gross’ or ‘weird’#oh also not included on the team drawings is an eevee that she found as a stray and is somewhat reluctantly taking care of#not generally her thing but like. not like she’s just going to leave it…#but that’s a whole thing that’s art for another post
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✨🥇09/19 Happy Birthday Krieg!!!🥇✨
I like him a normal amount (lies) and have drawn him a normal amount of times (more lies).
#featuring the incredible cake my partner made for my birthday :D#art#zip's fanart#One Piece#Don Krieg#Gin#Pearl#also my headcanon is that Pearl was some rich kid who got shipwrecked on a jungle island#Krieg Pirates found him - realised he's from a wealthy family - kept him for the reward/ransom#but somewhere down the line Krieg got attached and decided to keep him for real lol
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Me: just trying to read jason todd centric angst fic in peace
Tim drake 95% of the time: what if I made everything about meeeee I'm such a uwu abused neglected baby genius boy 🥺🥺who could do no wrong! See how I flinch and panic when Jason looks in my way!! Even though I'm supposed to be such a smart and tough badass robin worthy of my title unlike that stupid idiot 2nd robin who got himself killed and everything that ever happened to him was his fault because he beat me up one time and he disagreess with the almighty batman! :((((( I'm so terrified of him, but I'll forgive him, im so brave to face my "abuser." I'm such a good person who puts the mission first and emotion second, and B-b-b-because jason was my robin!! How could my inspiration betray me like this? im so insecure about my position as robin! I keep invading Jason's boundaries because I'm soooo smart! And that stupid idiot jason doesn't know. This is just how Bruce and I show love aren't such a good person with no flaws whatsoever? I may be born rich, but I'm the perfect philanthropist who has no internal biases against poor people and know the ins and outs of how to handle crime alley! I may even teach Jason something! Any good that ever happens to Jason is because of my interference , he should be forever grateful for having a brother like me and also forever guilty for beating me up one timeee, let's ignore the fact I fought back just as much and was conically still standing by the end. Jason should feel sooo guilty for existing in my presence that he feels obligated to cater to my emotional needs like a parent even though he's only three years older..I'll even guilt trip jason into taking care of Bruce's emotional needs because he's soooo sad and repressed his emotions! Even though Bruce and I never had a day in our lives where our needs were unable to be met and we never had a lack of support systems and jason spent spent his who childhood taking care of adults who should have been taking care of him. But I'm just so small and frail! I need taking care of and Bruce neglects me for that evil 9 year old, look at these brittle thin bones I'm so unhealthy and don't know how to take care of myself I need jason to do it even though I'm medically fit enough to be a vigilante and had enough support growing up to have access to good medical care and consistent nutrition. Oh, but i just don't know how to care for myself. I'm such a genius, but i can't figure out basic math like getting no sleep, and relying on coffee will lead to burnouts. I just want to keep going because I'm so loyal and noble. I can't waste a moment of time to save people! :))) look at all of these cutesy quirks I have no character development needed in fact all of my perceived character "flaws" are positive flaws or flaws that only negatively affect my uwu sad boy self rather than other characters or the plot!
#anti tim drake#sorry lol i had get this out#i would be less mad if i could escape it lol but no matter how many tags i put in the exclude section fanon tim uwu baby drake always ther#im pretty new to this fandom and ive only really read jason todd stuff so when i started reading fics i honest to god thought tim was a#5 years old#like sir what is wrong with you#just before writing this i was reasing a series of one shots that explore bruces abusive actions towards jason#in a way that batman got found out by jl and locked up. lolll so subsequently the batfam kids found out too#and there are multiple pages worth povs of tim Drake whining about how even if its abuse jason is still getting more attention from bruce#than him and i lost it. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU#and like again i cant escape this shit fanon tim always have to be involved istg GO SOMEWHERE#like usually when i dislike a character from the fandom this much i try to get to know their canon ver to soften the blow ig#but when these weird contradictory#arbitrary made up mary- sue-like interpretations of a character is so widespread like this#i tend to think the actual character fucking sucks and his popularity is due to something not related to his character#srsly what do yall like abt. him bcs all i got is. smart. victim blamer. upper class baby. and his parent were vaguely non available.#and a big emphasis on 'vaguely'#how is any of this compelling????????#i came to this fandom bcs of jason todd but i slowly started like the rest of the robins like dick. steph. and especially Damian#but more and more evryday i find another reason to hate this motherfucker#ugh
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My favourite fantasy lately is Kuya kidnapping Eiden and bringing him to a house in the woods to punish him for endangering himself during some adventure. Kuya keeps Eiden in bondage and constantly on edge, teasing and denying him. And Eiden just takes it without asking to be let out, allowing Kuya to vent his fear and frustration, because he's nice like that.
But, at some point, even the strongest little soldiers break, and just when Eiden is about to shatter from all the stress and Kuya's oppressive anxiety, Quincy comes for the rescue. He's the only one who managed to find that little wooden shack in the middle of nowhere (you know, because Kuya's allowed him to), and he comes in and persuades Kuya to relent.
Kuya hasn't even given Eiden any dick in all the (three? four?) days they've been at it, so serious he was about the discipline aspect!
Eiden cries when Kuya finally fucks him, and Quincy makes him spill
this just reminds me of Billowing Wildfire Kuya R2 where eiden saID sO HImself
i would not be surprised if kuya went full speed into an evil edging hostage situation because he doesn't know how to process eiden's mortality
#feesh answer#i don't think even I'M that evil#i wouldn't edge eiden for DAYS...#then again i don't have the lifespan of an ancient fox yokai. i think.#so time passing for kuya must feel very different#(eiden being magically edged in the other room) kuya while doing his nails: huh. has it been 20 minutes already?#IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS. KUYA LET HIM SPLORT#is there any way the clan members would NOT freak out after seeing eiden disappear for 3-4 days?#by the 1st night of MissingEiden#at least 3 of his wives would be on high alert LOL#unfortunately kuya rly does have those ridiculous powers#if he didn't wanna be found then none of the others would be able to get to him#i guess that's when quincy and rei are hired to sniff him out#rei's prob more lax like. what? the grand idiot's been gone for a day? so what. he's prob just fucking his way thru the clan#and one by one they all go 'he's not with me'#maybe by the 3rd day due to the delay in manual mail delivery#they get the scroll back from dante like 'no eiden is not with me'#and that's when everyone FLIPS OUT and the search goes into high gear#no. no actually i feel like they would all have figured out where eiden was within a day#that many brains.... surely they would be able to tell#or quincy would tattle. very matter of factly.#as in. yeah. i can sense it. old fox is squirreling away somewhere with the little devil#sigh. kuya if you keep this up they're all gonna put u thru mandated fox therapy or smth#you cannot do this every time you get separation anxiety#wait how tf do you spell the kuyaei shipname. is it just kuyaei. kuyei? kyuei? friggni vowels man#nu carnival kuya
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will you be drawing any more of torin and varre? no rush at all, but i am lowkey obsessed with them now 👀
ask and you shall receive, anon :^)
#torin#varre#white mask varre#elden ring#varre x tarnished#tarnished#oc#ace draws#ask#replies#sorry it took so long to respond OTL#pls accept this humble offering :'^)#also pls click for higher koala-tea#torin and his pathetic skrunkly little war surgeon murder wife#varre and his sad wet puppy man tarnished he probably found in a swamp somewhere#also feel free to ask me literally anything abt torin!#might take me some time to answer tho since i will be answering with more art of him lol#i have created So Much Lore™ for him#if u give me the chance i will never shut up abt him haha#i finished elden ring finally so i'm working on more art of other characters too!
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What is Justin Trudeau’s plan to end the Canada Post strike so my LPSS gets let out of jail
#the way it was supposed to go out for delivery the day the strike happened#looooooooool#for legal reasons this is a joke#i know there are way bigger fish to fry#btw support your unions ✊#I’m just saying I found it very funny that this thing that was ordered months ago#made it all the way across the damn world#and was sitting in a Canada post warehouse ready to get loaded into a truck#and now it’s just chilling somewhere lol#waves talks vinyl
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The first satin scrunchie! This one is for my mom because a while back she asked me to please make more scrunchies out of these like phone cord hair ties she gave me and I have not done that yet so it’s time lol
#somewhere I have a purple satin but idk where#I found this gold and a dark green#I was theoretically going to use the green for a doll dress#but I think I’ll go ahead and use it for scrunchies#the doll will not care that the dress is not satin lol#and I got it from the remnants bin it’s not like I got specific yardage cut for this
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#i need the interesting substackers to stop being on substack and Retvrn to tumblr's warm embrace#but anyway. liked the cut of this jib#(found via a passing comment they left somewhere else#pointing out that Asimov's Foundation and Tolstoy's War and Peace have the same (bad) ideas about how history works lol)
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I think 30 year old bakugou with absolutely no romantic experience would love pride and prejudice , the movie and the book. him just coming home late, turning on the tv after he’s done changing and eaten so he can binge watch it again… same thing goes for 30 yr old midoriya who neglected romance bc of his career. tried to talk abt the book w katsuki but kats got so embarrassed 💀
omg......i'm kissing your brain akfhsuajqk i love this SO MUCH swoon. he loves that movie !!! 🥺🥺 it gets him right in the chest !!! 🥺 and his copy of it is so worn out and the spine is broken 🥺 it's like a comfort for him 🥺 and PLEEEASSEE DEKU TOO JAHFJDJAKA ofc they would have this in common......deku has no shame about it but every time he brings it up to bkg, katsuki is like. i'll rip your spine out of your body. shut up. LMAOOO
#pls anon i am smooching you i love this sm#imagine him laying on the couch reading it 🥺🥺 his worn out copy 🥺🥺🥺#WAAAHHHHH#then when you start dating and coming over he's like. hiding it LOL#waaahhh i would melt on the spot if i found it stashed somewhere akfhejqkqk#i love this i love the idea of deku trying to bring it up bkg gets SO RED#also. 30 yo bkg with no romantic experience. you had me right there. chef's kiss.#✿ ask willow
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