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we tangle endlessly; like lovers entwined
CHAPTER ONE of ONE
Pairing: Dewdrop/Swiss/Phantom Rating: Explicit Words: 7840
Dew, somehow, resists. It's definitely because Phantom isn't playing along right now, but Swiss can get what he wants. He always does. "I do love you," Phantom responds idly, causing both of the other ghouls to stop moving. or dew yet again begs for something that he wants. and gets it back tenfold. and swiss and phantom suck at using quintessence magic.
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#the band ghost fanfiction#dewdrop ghoul#phantom ghoul#swiss ghoul#ghost fanfiction#transmasc swiss#transmasc dew#transmasc phantom#dewdrop/swiss#dewdrop/phantom#swiss/phantom#swiss/phantom/dewdrop#dewdrop x swiss x phantom#aeon ghoul#for those who use that name lol
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Can you imagine how convenient a butler would be?
Especially if he was infatuated with you.
all you’d have to do to be essentially worshipped would be to ring a bell.
“Yes Mistress?” He’d say, trying to calm his heart down from simply being in your presence.
“Would you do my laundry for me please? I want to go take that bath you just drew for me.”
And of course he’d be happy to. Honored, even that you chose him to sort through items you wore every day.
Items like your underwear…still warm from your thighs.
And it’s not like you’d know, of course. That your servant was sitting on a bed and huffing the scent of your pillow while he touched himself. His leaky red cock covered by the lace of your panties. He’d do your laundry after he was done! They were just so…warm..and fresh.
It wouldn’t be surprising if he spent his off days buying underwear and imagining they belonged to you. Wailing and pleading for you to sit on him and punish him at some random hotel. Poor, pathetic, slut.
#And don’t think I’ve forgotten about those of us who want to be the servant. I’ll make a separate post for you if you ask dolls <3#dom reader#fem reader#spiced hot chocolate#Should we let him hit it?#He also needs a name lol
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I’m sorry but nothing will ever beat Finn’s drive playlist that he made during s3 filming, with songs like Me and Michael, The Basement, Gay Thoughts and No Woman lmaoooo
#byler#stranger things#in all seriousness#finn has already confirmed he listens to music on the way to set to get in the zone for his character#millie and noah have said when asked that he’s the cast-member most likely to be listening to music on set#do I think every song on there is byler-coded? no#do I think he made it specifically for byler fans to witness and read into? no#but i do think there is a middle ground here#since byler is happening... yeah there are gonna be songs that get him in the zone for byler scenes#and yet there are also probably gonna be songs that he likes rn and wants to use to feel inspo for filming in general#aka plenty of songs just there for the way they sound/the vibes that get him more comfortable getting into character#but then again he also could have made the playlist private to avoid people reading into it#he’s known for years people have seen his playlists and hasn’t made those private either#so I don’t think he cares if ppl read into it#(at least for now...)#but fr that drive playlist still haunts me to this day#i remember when he mentioned listening to music to get in the zone for filming#he specifically mentioned that he listened to it when driving to set and ppl went crazy connecting it to his drive playlist lol#so i mean who knows#maybe he makes the names confusing/random but also sometimes with a hint of truth bc he knows people are gonna deny it or read into it#and he's playing with that possiblity#but i wouldn't die on that hill by any means.#but the drive playlist is why idrc if people read into the STurn one bc i mean....#yeah those songs that sound eerily like mike's emotions in regards to will probably are that way for a reason
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Yes with these names, Pedrosa, Marquez and Stoner amazed me. And Rossi, obviously. Pedrosa was very strong in 125 and 250, because with his stature he had an incredible technique. Above all he took advantage of his weight a lot - as they say, in the pick up of the bike, which was very difficult and he was the first to do it like that. After all we copied him with the technique. Marquez is a beast here (points at head), and the only rider that... I wouldn't tell you that he likes to fall, because nobody likes to fall, but he wasn't afraid of falling. And he was like a pit bull - he always wanted to win, even if he wasn't comfortable on a circuit, even if the bike wasn't going well... He had an unconventional ambition, he always wanted to beat you. He believed in the falls, but he wasn't afraid of falling. So in that sense he is unique. Stoner was a natural talent, unconventional. For example, when the track was wet, with patches of water - he took it on, came out of the box, delivered the track record, took two or three seconds off everyone. So an improvisation and an ability to see the limit of the track immediately, incredible. What a natural talent. Either you have it or you don't. Valentino? Very complete. A person... as a person, naturally very intelligent, very charismatic. A great braker, a rider who could improvise a lot with the bike. When he was racing, [even when tired, with an elevated pulse], he was very lucid. Very complete. He didn't have a super quality… How would I say? (Interviewer: Any [outstanding] quality.) Yes, but it was all very complete.
Jorge Lorenzo on his rivals (x)
#i googled to like. check if this had been picked up by another outlet#and i don't think so? which might be because gazzetta dello sport is one of the single unfriendliest websites i have ever come across#the video player is actually a crime against humanity. i also had to transcribe the comments because they weren't summarised in text#some bits i had to make educated guesses about#unfortunately gazzetta does run stuff you don't spot elsewhere. hence me checking it every once in a while#//#brr brr#wall tag#alien tag#from what i gathered jorge was asked about a whole host of riders but just ignored the other names lol#again he's very much the alien's alien isn't he. like he's the one who's a fan of the group#they really do always get associated with the same things. technical. fearless. talented. intelligent. each with their little label#if i had been into motogp when i was like fourteen i would've used all those tv tropes pages to sort them into different categories
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I’ve been thinking about this a lot and basically Danny is Beelzebub from Hellva boss with his own casino performs and the entrance defies reality and all his ghost rouges come in and go as they please and some humans and or mortals stumble in and think it’s just some place where metas party their fucking asses off which wouldn’t be that bad if this wasn’t FUCKING GOTHAM. Danny doesn’t know how they got in Gotham but they just want to party but unfortunately for him the bats hear a rumor some meta trafficking ring has been planning a big raid on a certain casino that’s new ish and they have to stop it so they go in disguise and they get to witness Danny and his rouges beat the every loving snot out of some traffickers
maybe Danny is a clone, maybes he’s reincarnated, maybe he lost a bet, maybe he moved to Gotham for fun, maybe he got tossed across the universe into Gotham
who knows certainly not Danny
but to add even more maybe he travels around the casino on trapezes and circus rings that he just flips around it and has a pole it the middle that reaches the ceiling and at the top there’s this disco ball thing that he can activate to make a small nebula or stars surround the casino and make it pretty
oh oh and maybe with him having the title of beelzebub is like gotten after he beat them as in right of conquest, or maybe beelzebub is kinda like a shared name so Danny fuels them and they go around getting mortal action without having to do work, or maybe it was given to him as a present with a bow on top idk
I have no words for this and just had to draw because the idea of a casino or whatever with like, everywhere looking like galaxies and auroras that shift to the music was such an amazing visualization lol
#dcxdp#dpxdc#ask answered#Honestly love the idea of it being a shared name#Y'know what would be fun#If it's a title that can only be given or used by Halfas#because the realms/lairs/etc have to be in both the living and the realms#so only halfas can claim them and gain the title#or something lol#I want to say this is young adult to adult Danny who has a more healthy rivalry with Vlad#omg Ellie has a travelling ghost circus instead of a casino#Dan has a fancy bar with a fighting ring in the center#some of those meta traffickers get tossed to him probably#idk what Vlad would have as his Beelzebub domain#idk why my brain went strip club lmao#BUT i do like the idea of ghosts being able to feed on emotions#and Halfas being able to do so as well alongside eliciting certain emotions in their domains#why yes Danny has four arms#honestly i should have given him floating ice horns too#or maybe they're only visible sometimes lol#prompts?#prompts
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totally original tf2 ocs designs not stolen haha what are you guys talking about
#well at least i tried... i think im going through art block#just for funsies ig... made this out of boredom it looks whackala#but i had the idea to use those two just for shipping purposes and nothing in deep#yes but with tf2 women ofc with who do you think i was gonna shipp them? with the mercs? HA no way#tf2 ocs#? is that even like... nah i will not take them seriously but ehh may prob use them as ocs if i want to lol#i will not give them names anyways#tf2 femscout#tf2 femdemoman#fem fortress? i guess we can call it like that#kino art#team fortress 2#tf2#merry crisis i guess too
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not meant as a direct call out to anyone but sicne it happened a few times in a row now
i dont ... like ... my work being tagged as 'zelink', i do not draw this ship, i have no problem with others shipping it but i personally cannot stand it (i love them as a brotp) and just because i put them both in a drawing when im doing some totk rewritten concepts it doesnt mean its meant as the ship :/
#ganondoodles talks#again im not trying to start discourse or whatever#i just dont like some of my work being tagged with a ship that isnt intented nor liked by me#i know some people use the ship name to also mean it as brotp kinda thing but usually it isnt#im one of those rare (?) people that desperately craves them as a brotp#but you can guess how many people see it as that lol#AGAIN im not trying to hate on anyone who likes it#i just dont#and it feels weird seeing that label on my art
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my computers back woooooo anyways heres some dudes i've thought about a bit because some random bl manhwa pissed me off so badly lol. sitcom with gods from mythology in the modern day.
#set#thoth#those are the names i'll be using here#set is washed up rocker biker dad whos got big divorced energy and causes problems through shenanigans#thoth is masquerading as a university professor and has to deal with set's shenanigans along with lecturing and grading#might be middle aged god yaoi or something idk i haven't decided it lol#egyptian mythology#egyptian gods#yes they have full animal and animal headed forms#yes there are gods from other belief systems and the universe is open to other ocs (mainly from my friends but yknow)#also set is absolutely jacked specifically to spite the aforementioned manhwa#thoth is allowed to be scrawny because ibises are just like that#alright get ready for this universe's working title.#godfeld
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Names and pronouns are, in an odd way, gifts, like socks you got for the holidays.
Sometimes your parents give you a first pair of socks that're really comfortable and feel good, and you choose to wear them all the time.
Sometimes those socks aren't the right size, or they're uncomfortably itchy or generally a bad texture, and they aren't great for you to wear.
Some people prefer to get new socks that do fit them and are more comfortable, and just wear those.
Some people like to collect different socks, picking up different patterns and colours to fit the vibe.
Some people don't like socks at all and prefer to, like, just wear sandals or go barefoot most of the time.
Some people get different styles of socks from their friends and family, and like to wear them on different occasions (like nicknames! but socks!)
It's all up to personal preference. You don't have to go by an uncomfortable name, you don't have to wear the socks you're given. Sometimes you outgrow them. Sometimes they're uncomfortable to begin with. And that's okay.
#something something metaphors something something socks#I for one collect names and pronouns like those cool pattern socks#I need more of those lol#fae who steals socks instead of names#she lives in the dryer her name is barbara#anyway! yeah! wear the socks that fit you the best! use the name that feels comfy for you! yay!#lqmie says things#LGBTQ#trans#transgender#nonbinary#queer pride#idk man it's a fun metaphor#what cool socks do y'all own
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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.
#metalocalypse#jay talkin#I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level#for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda#changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is#don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men#his transness wouldnt change that#only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band#is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had#he becomes more caring more supportive#it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind#and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences#i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways#to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it#so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine#i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt#but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues#and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does#again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol#AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans#do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model#I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA
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I love looking at my tags and noticing I’m the only one on the entire site that uses them lmao
#MOSTLY for ships#Bc some of the stuff I ship are the RAREST of rare pairs in the entire world#Or just very very specific to me#(i.e. Hikochama)#But yeah apparently I’m the only one who’s used the Lawlusan tag so far. DEADASS?????#I CAN’T be the only one who’s thought of Law/Luffy/Sanji before#Maybe they’re called smth else idk.#Anyway there’s also the ship names that I’ve coined that nobody else cares about but me :)#At least Trustedpartner caught on and people like it enough to use the tag once in a blue moon#But Timegearshipping?? Am I the ONLY person who adores Hero/Partner/Grovyle???#And there’s Sunnylemon ofc but that was entirely me. Rarepair AND kind of a crack ship let’s GO.#Shima speaks#I’m sure there’s more but those were the first that came to mind lol
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bullysona dump (they/he/xe)
#yes yes i know i cant decide on a concrete design but this is gonna stick i promise#their names just mimi (i dont feel like giving em a last name) and theyre just O_O all the time#theyre just kind of a sad wet cat who likes to volunteer their time around campus#theyre not kissable btw they think jimmys a bald little weirdo#hmm maybe i should have a bullysona tag for this blog lol#(for the record im actually chill with all pronouns those are just the ones i use the most lol)#mimi (bully cce) 🍉#self insert#bully cce#bully scholarship edition#bully oc#my art :^)
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i was thinking about besides devo getting a anime the most controversial getter anime they could make is a remake of Armageddon cause despite the fact it could absolutely fix the issues the show has it be one of those things that wouldn’t be necessary and people would be sick of more arma content.
But then I thought about “okay but then they could make Kei actually trans if they had the fucking balls” and I know this would NEVER happen but that would make people seethe more then arms being remade and I found that so funny. (And yes this is very much related to my last post)
#meg text#getter robo#fyi I’m not saying a arma remake needs to happen it definitely doesn’t but this is something that’s crossed my mind#I like how the whole fandom or at least people I talk to agree Kei is trans even if it’s entirely metaphorical#she can’t be trans in universe but certain aspects of her character are LITERALLY trans#go arguably too but it gets a little more murky with him#i actually wanna do a analysis about this but i don’t know how to word it more then my essays about ryoma#also Kei’s gender is that odd thing where it’s not explored enough to make a concrete analysis even if there’s things to pick at#I wish it was more explored but it was the 90s-even if stuff was trying back then-and arma had a lot to juggle#also it could definitely be one of those things where it wasn’t intended but like- people are allowed to still read off of a character lmao#i literally learned that in my writing class the authors intent is valid but so is any interpretation that is against it#tho also saying this makes me kinda glad getter isn’t popular again bc i feel there be discourse over this#not only by bigots but I think some people wouldn’t like this portrayal but like- it’s also not develop enough to be offensive#like it’s weird genki was forced to be a boy but no one really judges Kei for that#and only two people use her original name and one is Saotome who’s a dick to begin with lol
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The colors of the copper on blackberry dye seem to have shifted from maroon to a very rich milk chocolate brown--which I will hardly complain about, since that's a hard brown to get. I do hope I get something more permanently reddish/purplish with alum--that's what I'll try next. I'm just waiting for the 9 pounds of raw fleece to arrive.
Last night I carded a lot of that blackberry dyed fleece and then put it on the blending board with about half of the white (which was the previous distaff dressing) as a little stripe to one side. Idk, just curious how it'll turn out and seemed more interesting to spin that way. Carding first definitely helps with consistency--both colors were willowed first and put on the blending board, but only the brown was carded as well, and it is much easier to keep smooth and least kind of even.
The one improvement of this phone camera over my old one is that it has a timer setting, so I can actually show where my hands normally are (sometimes anyway). Fairly comfortable although my distaff hand is starting to cramp. Might just be one of those days or might be too heavy for me, but the shape at least is good.
You can probably see that the white is still all over the place, but the brown is pretty even, just with lumps still on occasion. Also, the new height of this spindle means it's perfect for lap spinning rather than impossible to lap spin with, so I'm very happy about that.
#spinning#handspun yarn#distaff#supported spindle#id tag the breed name normally but i dont know what this stuff is (its some of the more aged wool i have in my stash lol)#natural dyeing#blackberry#if you are wondering what is up with the banners its an attempt at anti-radfeming my posts#since they insist on reblogging them and blocking seems to do nothing#hopefully they will be effective bc i love them and my fiance sent them to me ❤️#if not tho we'll phase into tasteful cock drawings#and if that doesnt work just straight up dick pics#its my blog and i love cock so thats not a problem for me and would actually probably improve morale#not jumping straight to it because im gonna assume most of the people who enjoy my fiber arts posts dont necessarily also want dicks#on their blog#but me not having to see radfem trash reblogging my experiments and research obviously takes priority#i use those terms loosely but hey i am writing it down. and trying to get answers to questions. so im pretty sure technically i am#conducting experiments and research at least on occasion#and now i have to go back to work. if anyone wants to mercy kill me on the way out the door id really appreciate it
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qsmp ghost investigator au dump
here is everything i spitballed into my sibling's texts. apparently their discord was "thriving on it". i'll divide this into categories and attempt to format it as reader friendly as possible. god almighty i hope the keep reading below this paragraph works
CHARACTER HEADCANONS:
there's a main investigative squad formed by roier, cellbit, fic, pac, and tubbo
roier is in charge of their social media accounts
mike is their former college roommate who they constantly bring up and declare has died, except every time he comes up the way he died was different. he's actually a really successful movie producer (or something) so one time they do a live stream for a milestone celebration and in the last ten seconds mike comes flying out of the left side with ghost stage makeup and tackles pac off the side of the screen and they never address this publicly. any time someone asks what happened to pac they answer "who's pac" including pac
cellbit gets extremely disappointed when the perp isn't supernatural
roier is thrilled when the perp isn't supernatural because the peter parker in him loves taking the piss on a billionaire publicly
fit has photographic memory (à la canon screenshots)
pac is extremely good at breaking and entering
cellbit is an old fashioned polaroid kind of guy bc digital cameras don't capture ghost evidence as clearly
roier swears by digital photos bc he likes photoshop (he carries rolls of film with him in case cellbit runs out)
fit has an auto shop. tubbo and ramón work in this auto shop. this is a headache for everyone involved but at least the auto shop was already a thin disguise for experimenting with homemade pyrotechnics so things exploding isn't a big deal
whenever the team has to do a distraction, the only two options are 1) manipulation 2) explosion
when they get caught in a bad spot, pac plays on sympathy, roier plays dumb, tubbo plays along, cellbit pretends to belong, and fit uno reverses
they commissioned jaiden for their logo. she also beta reads the scripts
richarlyson works for mike. sometimes he joins the investigation crew as a cameraman on loan. fans have learned to recognize when richas is behind the camera because the camera doesn't shake when the monster of the week appears because homeboy does not fear death. cellbit knows mike will end his bloodline if anything happens to richas (and would probably end his OWN bloodline) so he tends to be double stressed when richas is behind the camera
the team has a house, courtesy of mike, because god knows a ghost hunter's salary probably can't pay for one
bagi belongs to a "rival" investigation group. she and cellbit talk MAD shit every time they're in the same room. they are also both incredibly fucking smart and often end up working together to crack the tough cases while continuing to smack talk each other
bad is also in the rival investigative group. he is very clearly a demon. this is never commented on.
skeppy is a ghost except bad is the only one who can see him. anyone who calls skeppy imaginary is shouted down by bagi. bagi also believes skeppy is imaginary
tina is the safety net / brawn for bagi's team. she trains in hand to ghost hand combat with etoiles because she is Not Human and can punch ghosts. bagi does not know this and she just thinks tina's super cool and super talented and super badass. tina definitely thinks bagi has realized she is Not Human but they haven't like had a conversation about it but bagi's super smart sooooo
dapper is the "guy in the chair" for the rival investigation team. bad tends to ask a question into a radio (or seemingly to thin air) and immediately get the answer via text. sometimes cellbit will wonder something aloud about various ghost types or signs ("they heard scratching in the attic, so that could be caused by--") and almost immediately get cut off by bad's text tone as bad reads aloud dapper listing off three paranormal options as well as potential structural problems and rodents having an extremely fun night, at which point bad cuts himself off with "LANGUAGE" or "OUT OF POCKET"
the main team thinks dapper is just short until they realize that no, dapper is actually like 14. bad's like WHY DO YOU THINK THEY STAY IN THE VAN???
baghera makes and posts music and consults for bagi's team. cellbit is scared of her and also desperately wishes he could poach her for his own team but she only answers jaiden's calls
pomme has a ghost gun. it was a gift from etoiles. she accidentally took foolish's head off with it one time. his head grew back and that was how they learned he was Not Made of Meat. this was not particularly surprising, because bad is still her part time dad. it still scared the crap out of pomme the first time it happened because the ghost gun SHOULD only work on ghosts but foolish is in a weird enough state of undead that he qualified.
foolish was thrilled to have a spare head, hence "the first time"
vegetta is a famous architect. he calls foolish to ask which paranormal team he should consult on whether a property is haunted, because vegetta trusts his partner of unspecific relationship's judgement, considering foolish is Not Human. foolish's answer usually depends on how spiteful he feels towards tina and bad at the time of the call
bonus, i really want maximus involved in one team or the other but since he hasn't interacted with bagi yet i can't decide his role or anything concrete. but just know that's in my brain.
EPISODES (in no particular order:
foolish summons bad during a sleepover with tina and then thinks it'll be funny to summon paranormal investigators (bad also thinks it's funny). they decide to play a game of "can the investigators figure out who's the immortal". it is revealed to the audience in the end of the ""episode"" once all the investigators have left that all three of them are immortal. bad and foolish devolve into yet another argument over which one of them won based on a win condition they somehow came up with and agreed on without ever consulting each other. tina was actually the winner. roll credits.
NEXT:
quackity owns a casino. he hires the team to look into some demonic activity his patrons have been reporting. he spends the entire investigation and episode demanding they find the demon and exorcise the demon and generally shittalking the demon. they spend the entire episode questioning more and more how quackity's casino stays in business as everything they learn about it and him does not inspire confidence. it is revealed that ironmouse is the demon and is also singlehandedly keeping the casino in business because she fucking loves gambling. quackity immediately changes his tune.
NEXT:
antoine calls the team because he's KINDA worried by the latitude and longitude he keeps finding on the walls at the company he works at, written in what looks suspiciously like blood. unbeknownst to them, bagi's team was ALSO contacted, by baghera. they eventually discover the recipient of the messages is etoiles. after an incident at his previous employment he is half ghost and can now fight ghosts. the messages were from an entity that attacks things when it gets bored and it may as well fight etoiles because etoiles is the only one who has beat it so far. they meet in various back alleys and restaurant parking lots to go at it and get drinks afterward. the entity has no idea how to speak any modern languages but Fighting is Universal.
NEXT:
pierre is a wine baron and claims there's a unicorn who watches over his family's vineyard. it's been part of the brand since inception and it's taken mostly as propaganda and old legend until people start actually catching glimpses of a unicorn around the vineyard and the rumor starts to spread until roier "investigative journalist and old money hater" drags the team to go on a tour of the production line in hopes of blowing the case wide open. fit, pac, and tubbo are in charge of distractions while cellbit and roier sneak away to explore the vineyard and track the unicorn.
the unicorn is pierre. roier ends up finding this hilarious and while his journalistic spirit cannot allow him to NOT expose that the unicorn is fake, he ends up calling it "a white horse with a taped-on horn" instead of the face of the company in a fursuit. pierre sends the team wine periodically as thanks and also because roier still has a picture of him in a unicorn costume in the woods.
fit and pac do a wine tasting together.
NEXT:
wilbur contacts them because ghost slime has taken up residence in the guest bathroom and while his daughter insists slime is part of the family, phil is coming with his son (chayanne) to stay with them for a festival or something and wilbur doesn't feel like getting roasted by the middle schooler who is his brother because the bathroom smells like algae and wet dog so he needs the team to babysit slime until phil leaves town. slime spends the entire time going through windows and walls with no warning and scaring the piss out of everyone. one time he was in the cabinet when cellbit was going in to make his midnight coffee and his scream sent everyone in the house into emergency mode. roier would have FULLY put slime through the wall if slime were corporeal. lucky for slime, and their wall, slime is not.
NEXT:
jaiden works at an escape room and her boss reaches out to the team because he is FED UP with some paranormal entity that keeps drawing on walls and moving shit around and throwing things and tripping him and he wants it GONE. jaiden is extremely fond of bobby and bobby is extremely fond of HER, so she reaches out to the team and asks them to NOT do that and just pretend or something. so the team goes in and pretends to investigate and stuff. roier and bobby feud in the background. by the end of the episode they're besties.
the episode concludes, shockingly, with the boss and bobby gaining grudging respect for each other. somehow. the boss threatens to reveal bobby's existence to the internet at large as a publicity stunt every time bobby trips him in the hallway but never actually does. bobby stops throwing things at him (as much). the themeing of the rooms shift so the drawings and moving objects fit in. the boss is mariana.
from this episode on bobby periodically appears in the team's house, because it's my au and i make the ghost rules
END OF SEASON:
the end season villain is a guy who ran the biggest corporation in the world who died under mysterious circumstances. the corporation has a duck mascot for no reason in particular hahahaha. they're a company like nesquick or aquafina or amazon or something yknow REAL assholes.
the team is contracted by the billionaire's nephew (forever) who took over the business when he died and is extremely overwhelmed by 1) running a business on this scale and 2) all the paranormal bs happening in his office (which is where the former CEO died). he also happens to be cellbit's ex. this is highly awkward.
because i hate billionaires but like forever, let's say forever was contacted by the villain solely because the CEO does NOT want any of his immediate underlings to get the company and thus only reveals his blood relation to forever IN HIS WILL. except forever is A Good Dude and is trying to grasp the full scope of the company's corruption and dismantle the shitty practices while still keeping the employees paid, despite his only business experience being his current position of running a boardwalk/beach. this ends up being the cause of the paranormal activity: the CEO is panicking now that forever is trying to 'ruin his company'.
the episode ends with the CEO briefly succeeding in possessing forever, and the combined forces of the ghost teams bring him back and send the CEO to hell.
somehow the billionaire is involved in or mentioned during previous episodes.
#qsmp#qsmp au#qsmp paranormal investigators au#shut up vic#block game brainrot#do i tag every person who appears in this#i'll tag within reason#qsmp cellbit#qsmp roier#qsmp fit#qsmp pac#qsmp bagi#i think those are the people whose names i mentioned the most#i can think of a couple people who i'd want to spotlight in an episode (antoine) but i can't think of anything concrete in terms of plot lo#i'm setting this au free go wild#like i said earlier i can cook but i can't plate the meal#this will not be made a full length fic by my hand you must be the change you want to see#(please i ask you put my user in a note somewhere if you directly use the concepts here lol and also give me a link to it i want it gimme)#god i hope the formatting is legible i can't really send this to be beta read
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Grandma update! My grandma likes to say I'm her mini me for various reasons, and today we found out we have the exact same but opposite name remembering issue with the same pair of names She keeps accidentally calling Zack, one of her great grandkids, Jake, and I spent like two years in high school fully convinced a guy named Jake's name was Zack
#the person behind the yarn#grandma updates#in my defense I don't think I ever referred to the guy by name in front of him#so I don't think he knew I had his name wrong??#for some reason it feels rude to me to use someone's name a lot when talking to them#but I am pretty sure that's one of those 'just me' things and not an actual social rule lol#also I didn't really think of him as Zack most of the time#I thought of him as one half of the pair of dudes who'd talk to me once or twice a week while we were all waiting for rides home#in a weird corner of the campus#because the dudes looked like a zombie and a skeleton from a movie when there's some kind of magic#keeping people who don't know about magic from seeing magic?#like. spot on. eerie. I did not think of them by their names#I thought of them as zombie dude and skeleton dude#to be honest I'm not sure they knew my name either???#why did I think the guy's name was Zack????#I don't even remember what they looked like I just remember thinking oh yeah the skeleton guy and the zombie guy#the duo. they will come stand by me and say something weird and try to one up each other and then leave
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