#for shireness-says

[shirecorn]

Avoidance Avoidance

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG/I FORGET HOW/THEY WILL BE ANGRY/I CAUSED THIS MYSELF/IT'S GOING TO HURT/AND I WILL KNOW/IT IS MY OWN FAULT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT

I CAN'T FACE IT

[itsmeglycine]

previously: L4D2 squad

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bingqiu ponies (Happy Birthday @Piosplayhouse!)

[shiresome]

And goodnight to you ........ Superman and Lobo drawing I will never finish ......................

no genuinely. why did he Do That

[melrosing]

would jaime shop at Zara

my unpopular opinion is that jaime wears nothing but hideously expensive gym clothes that he doesn't know are expensive because he's too rich to have any true concept of money

[belamercado]

My alone feels so good, I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude.

- Warsan Shire

[by-shire-reckoning]

manwe: *sends gandalf, known anxiety haver, to middle earth to fight sauron but with his powers diminished*

gandalf: *finds the best weed in the southfarthing and maybe the world to cope*

also gandalf: *has to get remade and leveled up by iluvatar so that he can actually face saruman etc sober*

[kitchenutensilfamilyau]

Still putting this under a cut bc I'm hesitant even though there's literally nothing wrong with your oc being a mom and going through the phases to get there💀 Nothing inappropriate shows so dw.

But yeah future part of au rooty, girly goes through it when she has Lace lmfao. So tw pregnancy lmfao. Notice I highlighted future part of au. Here, let me add Future part of au just in case it wasn't clear that she's an adult here because wild thing that people age and have families of their own often as time goes by.

fucking sketch is sending me sorry @marinerainbow they had the nearest hand to hold. JKLDF

But yeah while Shire just made her tired while pregnant with him, she felt like roadkill by the time she had Lace. And from there she was definitely going, "Yeah no more after that."

She slims down under a year and it pisses Flower off ok bye~

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

Every now and then I remember how some people were trying to diminish Jon’s importance by going “oh he’s not Aragorn, he’s at best Frodo!!” which….one is just super false, Jon is an Aragorn analogue (learn how to deal with it). But also, in an attempt to disprove Jon’s importance they actually proved it. Because what you mean he’s “at best” Frodo? Y’all know Frodo is the main character, right? Not Aragorn. It’s Frodo.

[smoking-old-toby]

out of the royal fam, balin and dwalin are the only ones with brain cells on the quest. let's examine what we know:

dwalin: arrives at bag end first. says that maybe we shouldn't take someone who can't fight on a dangerous journey

balin: arrives at bag end second. says maybe we shouldn't hire someone to steal that has never stolen a thing in his life. tells thorin the blue mountains are good enough

fili: "no one told us!" "if there's a key, there must be a door". loses the ponies

kili: "has it been canceled????" "there's another way in". loses the ponies

thorin: arrives at bag end last because he got lost. twice. insults the prospective burglar

[rosesradio]

frodo being like 28 in human years during lotr is insane. he should be at the hobbit club

[shirecorn]

shadow of the colossus style game but the titans just flick you off or return you gently to a giant leaf with a pat on the head

[kazz-brekker]

finished reading the return of the king for the first time…what an excellent bittersweet ending

[magiertama]

smoke~~

[shiresome]

I do NOT care about the accuracy of this! EVERYONE should draw Raiden with a baby dinosaur. It's good for you! It's good for ME! DRAW HIM WITH A BABY DINOSAUR FOR ME!

[ghost-proofbaby]

i’ve said it once, i’ve said it twice, i’ll say it a million times — writing willow and eddie will always feel like coming home to me. i know eddie x oc isn’t popular but- god, these idiots are so near and dear to my heart.