#for shireness-says

[shirecorn]

Avoidance Avoidance

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG/I FORGET HOW/THEY WILL BE ANGRY/I CAUSED THIS MYSELF/IT'S GOING TO HURT/AND I WILL KNOW/IT IS MY OWN FAULT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT

I CAN'T FACE IT

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

If Frank gets annoyed hearing the different pronunciation of caramel

Than he's gonna love hearing how some folks will pronounce Worcestershire sauce

yeah...

[itsmeglycine]

previously: L4D2 squad

[nonasuch]

a dnd concept: halfling community where all the bonkers dangerous magical artifacts brought back from various Adventures are kept in the local mathom-house, safely locked away and gathering dust

when young halflings find themselves seized with the urge to go adventuring, they are permitted to check things out from the mathom-house as long as they promise to be careful with them and keep them polished and read the instructions before using them. also if they find any new bonkers dangerous artifacts the mathom-house gets to keep them

in this way the sleepy, peaceful halfling village gets to stay sleepy and peaceful while sitting on the magical equivalent of several unexploded nukes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bingqiu ponies (Happy Birthday @Piosplayhouse!)

[melrosing]

would jaime shop at Zara

my unpopular opinion is that jaime wears nothing but hideously expensive gym clothes that he doesn't know are expensive because he's too rich to have any true concept of money

[belamercado]

My alone feels so good, I'll only have you if you're sweeter than my solitude.

- Warsan Shire

[shiresome]

And goodnight to you ........ Superman and Lobo drawing I will never finish ......................

no genuinely. why did he Do That

[camille-lachenille]

What about closeted trans woman Merry? She knows she feels increasingly uncomfortable in her body but not why. Then she helps Éowyn slay the Witch-King and they talk a good deal as they recover while the army goes to the black gate and Merry has a oh. OH! moment, where she realises that she is not a man. At first everyone thought she could help in slaying the Witch-King bc Hobbits aren’t technically of the race of Men and semantics, but Merry just starts shouting I AM NO MAN! each time someone calls her ‘Master Hobbit’. Éomer makes her a Shieldmaiden of Rohan instead of a Knight and it gives Merry intense gender euphoria bc now she has an official title and is sister in arms with Éowyn.

[loveinhawkins]

thinking about Eddie recovering in hospital and absentmindedly picking up a book to read. It’s The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. And he had a passing knowledge of it beforehand, couldn’t really care less about the religious allegory, honestly, but he still finds himself having to put the book down at certain parts, blinking hard.

A lump in his throat at bits like, “Peter did not feel very brave; indeed, he felt he was going to be sick. But that made no difference to what he had to do.” At the idea of children going to another world, going to war, then having to come back as if nothing had happened.

Steve catches him wiping away tears as he finishes the last chapter. “Just a story,” Eddie says with a tremulous smile, trying to dismiss it, act like he’s being silly. But Steve just smiles back, sad around the edges like he understands, even though he’s not read the book. Because everything they’ve been through is just a story now. Because they didn’t know if they’d ever make it back through the Wardrobe.

And if, the next time Dustin visits, Eddie gives him a tighter hug than usual, no-one mentions it.

[kitchenutensilfamilyau]

Still putting this under a cut bc I'm hesitant even though there's literally nothing wrong with your oc being a mom and going through the phases to get there💀 Nothing inappropriate shows so dw.

But yeah future part of au rooty, girly goes through it when she has Lace lmfao. So tw pregnancy lmfao. Notice I highlighted future part of au. Here, let me add Future part of au just in case it wasn't clear that she's an adult here because wild thing that people age and have families of their own often as time goes by.

fucking sketch is sending me sorry @marinerainbow they had the nearest hand to hold. JKLDF

But yeah while Shire just made her tired while pregnant with him, she felt like roadkill by the time she had Lace. And from there she was definitely going, "Yeah no more after that."

She slims down under a year and it pisses Flower off ok bye~

[shirecorn]

shadow of the colossus style game but the titans just flick you off or return you gently to a giant leaf with a pat on the head

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

Every now and then I remember how some people were trying to diminish Jon’s importance by going “oh he’s not Aragorn, he’s at best Frodo!!” which….one is just super false, Jon is an Aragorn analogue (learn how to deal with it). But also, in an attempt to disprove Jon’s importance they actually proved it. Because what you mean he’s “at best” Frodo? Y’all know Frodo is the main character, right? Not Aragorn. It’s Frodo.

[smoking-old-toby]

out of the royal fam, balin and dwalin are the only ones with brain cells on the quest. let's examine what we know:

dwalin: arrives at bag end first. says that maybe we shouldn't take someone who can't fight on a dangerous journey

balin: arrives at bag end second. says maybe we shouldn't hire someone to steal that has never stolen a thing in his life. tells thorin the blue mountains are good enough

fili: "no one told us!" "if there's a key, there must be a door". loses the ponies

kili: "has it been canceled????" "there's another way in". loses the ponies

thorin: arrives at bag end last because he got lost. twice. insults the prospective burglar

[kazz-brekker]

finished reading the return of the king for the first time…what an excellent bittersweet ending

[magiertama]

smoke~~