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only-lonely-lovers · 1 year ago

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08.09.2022 (2)

tags: drinking, pantomime, roleplay (pretending to be a girl), dirty talk, blowjobs

notes: there's also a later short continuation of this scene

Bird is あ / Avvy is つ

あ：[...] if your brother just weren't so shitty…

つ：its not fair if amane's penis is a private secret you know. you guys are brothers

あ：though for fairness sake i think about things like tyrant boyking amane with a cold I think my actual most cumbrain'd thoughts are like, Amane makes Tsukasa suck him off while sick and this becomes a habit. and that is purely him being evil

whenever I think about Tsukasa incidentally doing something i really think of it as like, 1. amane's karma 2. tsukasa deserves a CRUMB….

i want there to be the room for harmless scattered incidents like this. so that way its not like tsukasa had to spend like years in this cursed phantom of his childhood home, and then go back to reality to be suspended in some tsundere-ism for several more years. and then locked in hanako's basement as his yorishiro for 50 years on top of it. I-- LIKE I WANT THE SHEER PROXIMITY TO MEAN HE GOT A WHIFF you know i know tsukasa is happy with being stabbed in the heart but like 😭……….

つ：BUT LIKE PLEASE TSUKASA!!!! A TASTE OF COME

あ：you deserve to at least SEE your brother jerkoff a lil. omfg!!! like please😭 … you never got to kiss….

つ：you wish he had a leetle sporadic hints of intimacy, anything. have a day amane discovers sake in a cabinet and encourages trying it but like your God-Infused body makes you kinda impervious to it and now Amane is just like. making out and won't remember this and thats that. going to be just sick and sad the next day . and get taken care of. and be like…. tsukasa wtf you aren't sick…. thats not fair

あ：myeah this is what it's all about… but you know it's like. They are both weird people and their relationship IS weird lol so… I feel like there's just room for scattered incidents

つ：its just plenty of years…. things left unsaid, unanalyzed, but, a little bit tasted.

….. proximity does mean you just have to assume there are little stories of little times this or that had to happen. god willing. the kokeshi makes me so mad tho what if amane was like lol look. [holds at cock level]

あ：I do resent how much he could've been like hey roachie it looks like youre havin SEX

つ：its like what ithink of it like sometimes and its awful to dealwith

あ：the problem is to tsukasa it would just be liek XDDDD

つ：I'M LIKE WHREES THE INTERRUPTION??? WOULDN'T YOU BOTH JUST BE LIKE lol xD aaahahahhahahahahah

あ：There is no hater in the room looks like COCK and its like ah… it does!

つ：stands next to fountain to look like peeing laps at fountain. amane gets mysteriously angry tsukasa you took it too far again

あ：Imagine Amane being like this, but like, the other week he licked a triangle cut sandwich down the center to look like eating pussy

つ：god. its like downright discrimination if amane can be like hey check this out [licks peach] but if tsukasa is like hey [does some cock shit] amane's like. i dont . like that

あ：like ah me too! [deepthroats soemthing]

つ：oh like scarily like mid throat

あ：and it's like HIEIUYASDHF [PULLS IT OUT]

つ：looks way too elegant for a second

あ：It's ilke m-mh… tsukasa why would you….. [feels. bullied?] I do think when tsukasa is like [drinks fountain water] hehe <3 that it makes amane feel bullied. why are you trying to make me ? feel bad oh making a joke like you would drink my piss. shut up

つ：like jesus ugh. game's over. thats it

there must be a peak time when you two are just unstoppable in your energy at least. ugh the boys are boys. they are just like. hahahaha. . boner its so hard to believe you wouldn'tboth just gaze at a porno together and like point out what you like or whats funny or cool and get quiet when its more riveting

あ：its literally something boys do platonically I think amane is like whatever if its some porn mag he found in the gutter. like oh sure. hey tsukasa check this out but i think anything thats actually like. i REALLY like this and i jerkoff to this. that's like hidden under the floorboards somewhere anything that gives you material. its like well…. not that [i cant let tsukasa know what really makes me cock hard]

つ：investigating them first alone before showing them to tsukasa. tsukasa: whoa theres a page ripped out amane, blank eyed: yeah huh i guess so. tsukasa: musta been really good amane: yeah.

あ：[puts hands in pockets] we can only guess though. what it was.

つ：one day tsukasa comes to YOU with something HE fuond and its a real gauntlet. please don't contain any thing i am into.

あ：acting cool but a little nervous

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あ：> you wish he had a leetle sporadic hints of intimacy, anything. have a day amane discovers sake in a cabinet and encourages trying it but like your God-Infused body makes you kinda impervious to it and now Amane is just like. making out and won't remember this and thats that. going to be just sick and sad the next day . and get taken care of. and be like…. tsukasa wtf you aren't sick…. thats not fair

I meant to say I like this littol concept

But you know Amane comes off as someone who , like, with less inhibitions, would just. like. start doing some shit If you grease the wheels

つ：even just as a haha lol. impulse. he's…. he-- he likes pleasure. he is capricious and touchy. i can see it as a slippery slope.

あ：right just like. haha lol. YOU FEELIN IT?? [touches foreheads]

つ：its easy to like kiss on a funny fun impulse. and then be like haha… mmm wait…

lol how do they do it in those photos…. in the books? no magazines…. [GETS DISGUSTING]

あ：Just horrendous

Though amused thinking about Tsukasa pleasantly reporting like :) i dunno. [smacks lips] I don't really feel anythinb. and Amane being like whwaatt… liar. [with my whore fingers i open your mouth like and look inside cartoonishly] Here we'll both drink more. [passes it back and forth]

つ：

あ：god…

つ：precisely what i am imagine becomes

あ：[blasting hot breath into tsukasa's face] [burps]

つ：aouhghhh. okay [tsukasa, who is unusually horny as a result of amane rn] ah. i do feel something [doesn't understand] it feels good

あ：Amane: that's RIGHT!!!

つ：so THIS is sake!!! effects! aaaaahhh… heeheeheehe

あ：Amane: Alright cool…. [kicks legs onto, like tsukasa is a footstool]

つ：just would like it to be a night amane doesn't remember at all and tsukasa remembers entirely

あ：He remembers all those horrible things you said and did

つ：going to be in agony tomorrow. barfing. headache. absolute baby in bed. but for the moment. he's peak form looking like a depraved monster making sex jokes

あ：lol tsukasa loook…. [tongues the bottle rapidly] can you do that

つ：hmmm….. takes… bottle. its very warm from amane's mouth on it excessively wraps.. lips around it. gets distracted

あ：[just watching, chin in hand] Hmm… Somehow I think I have the better technique

you really have to imagine Amane is doing that shit he does like as he is holding the bottle ambiently he is playing with it like tabbing his finger in and out of it and swirling around it Like by the time tsukasa gets it, it is like. ._. [my little pea…]

つ：stares. just kindof ruined by amane having breathed so much into his face earlier . also amane is all.. flushed. a look…. to observe. i like tsukasa being kind of. [quiet. hands in lap] when tsukasa is like [no mouth, simple gaze]. like the thunderstorms boy

あ：yes… just eyeballs. looking down blimks

つ：I guess I am feeling the sake. wow..... sake feels weird.

あ：So this is what grown ups are doing….

つ：i've figured it out, tsukasa! you're-- -I- do the stuff the GUYS in the pornos do, YOU keep copying the GIRLS, right?? you're all mixed up…. the lips around stuff…. like girls do. in them

あ：[amane spaces out for as econd as he says this. hm… yeah…………]

つ：i've cracked wh tsukasa is so bad at the jokes

あ：[stupid boy voice] that's soo funny. do you think about being the girls

つ：[staring] hmmm. [does not know? I'm just tsukasa] maybe

あ：somehow this isn't a question about sexuality like it's more like, lol… wondering what tsukasa is feeling when looking at stuff [its like so you want to RP being a girl??]

is it like. Fun ? [holds bottle …………….. but like makes a face. even just thinking about like. sucking it. no thanks lol]

つ：thinks about that… takes a bottle. just mouths it… it is stimmy. nods. a fun moment of sucking on it and lifting it up with mouth for a bit. we have fun

あ：Wow… [claps]

つ：heehee….. //

あ：Pretty good. for a guy

つ：amane, as a straight boy, can see the appeal of embodying a whore. he likes to do this in nene's body he gets it you know

あ：yes… its like hm hm mh… sou….

つ：the idea of being a girl is not lost on amane in reality. its like lol seems funny

あ：well girls have fun don't they lol…

Your whore brother having a thought though. gets up and sits behind you. and then moves arm on either side. and grabs your hand. yosh. Soo… like… [takes your hand and makes your pointer stick out, sticks it into bottle] does that make you feel anything. [moves it in and out.] compared to like. [and makes you wrap your hand around the neck] […. brain calculating . for a second.] [just uses other hand to manipulate the bottle, shove it in and out of hand]

つ：ough my little brain ouhh… aahha… [FEELING A LOT ABOUT AMANE BEING HERE RN… the sake is doing something to me] [its not] [just in some sort of state]

あ：he is distracting.

つ：[blinks out of sync] it's!! fun! aohhaha. all of it. [LEANS BACK INTO HIM...] ... because Amane is here....❤️ !!

あ：… ?? ?… ? [squints….] [trying to think about this in my binary. of cock adn pussy. it fails] just says. Oh yeah. so anything goes

you'd do like anything…?? pfhsh… tsukasa You gotta hafvf prebferences

つ：I do? hmmm… [thinking so gd hard] [literally doesn't understand the question, thinks they're talking about just the act of fiddling with bottles and stuff] my preference is Amane!

あ：laughs… the proximity, means the vibrations transfer to tsukasa's back. is breathing right by his neck.

Are you sure That's pretty bold How do you know. lol

つ：[was going to go UN but breath effects. him] [smaller] un [liking to think of a tsukasa on the same level of like. dokis as the amane that is like…. that girls ankles….. ]

a little 6.6 but cluelessly so. and feeling like… good… just like fiddles with bottle in hands

あ：can't be too self-aware as it be happuning to him. is just like ///

つ：the mythological sake…..

あ：the innate comfort between you two means, i dont think its like. upsetting at all to hear this as much as it is amusing/perplexing, amane's normal reaction wouldn't be much different. just kind of like 'tsukasa…' :/ and not believing him. but rn it's more like Lol! thats funny <3

[rambling] well i like girlsh so you 'd haveto be the girl. if I'm your preference. cuz i know what i like and it'ssz..z… doing the guy stuff. [slips finger into bottle, as its held in tsukasa's hand]

That's what I'm thinking about all the time

つ：impressive…..!

ah….. ……….. [CALCULATIONS???? equations] i can be…… the girl? [TRYING TO UNDERSTAND…TOO ABSTRACT for literal brain]

tsukasa earnestly watching amane finger a bottle: sugoi…..

あ：Huh. well……. ? if you want … to……….. [isn't replying clearly; brain leapt to this as a question of like, whether or not… you could… like… GENERALLY or something?? its like well… if you wanted to !?? it'snot like a crime.]

[furrows brow] ….. i mean like… for sex….. i guess you could do wahtever. but maybe just don't tell mom and dad. psfhhgf

But maybe you could get really good at. like. doing the stuff authentic role-play [loanwords]

つ：staring blankly at the space in front of them. continuing to feel amane behind. trying so hard to think

would you like that? would it be fun?

あ：Huh ? uhh. me? wait. [kombucha girl] well

つ：like….. [fingers together]…. hmmmmmmmmmmmm….. like…. carnivore-herbivore [their little dino game from childhood] [like a lightbulb] AH ROLES…. roles like that….. [IS THAT HOW? it all means? as a role…… ]

あ：[little pea frying] like… we're not literally dinosawrs… but… [sizzling sounds] we agree to… do the stuff

つ：HAI… hai! haiii….. hmmm…!! [thinking harder!!! BEING GIRL..]

あ： [amane is busy wordlessly running calculations like ?? nah… but well…….. i mean… -is shitty and sees girls as like . parts- well… it cant be pussy. but like mouth?? lmfaoo.. but itd be weird… but…. i dunno put a little english on it.. am ipicky.]

つ：[well, it's in his nature to dive headfirst in experimenting] [flops… forward, onto the ground…. flops arms behind head. pictures the pin-up in brain] [knees.. together, coyly! the pictures…. ah…. puts a finger to own lips. licks it. curves spine] [Tsukasa is canonically immaculate at impressions] it sounds unreal until you have to face that aidairo made this a canon thing tsukasa can turn on at will

あ：[record scratch]

つ：AMAZING--!!

あ：it's like jesus. [blurts] TSUKASA but it's not the right 'tsukasa' it's not the 'ugh no!' that he gets most of the time tone it's more like WOW WTF lol! How are you doing that… pshhgh

つ：did I do it? it's like the pictures! I'm doing it like that.

あ：Yeah!!! what the hell . ah, sugoi. it looks just like it

つ：AH, REALLY?!? [beaming at praise]

あ：… and here i was like… thinking… maybe you'd need like. a dress or something. a wig. i guess it's a lot simpler than i thought

つ：[stretches languidly. rotates onto stomach]

あ：[clap clap. whistles lol]

つ：[crosses legs behind. strokes through hair. leaning on elbows away from amane]

i feel like tsukasa is actually so master at this bc i think natsuhiko is peak normal straight boy and feels challenged by the capacity for feminine grace tsukasa can just turn on

あ：[gets up, starts pacing around him, looking down at it, just observing multiple angles] [it's just cool to see in 3 dimensions… not just a picture]

Are you sure you haven't practiced or something actually… you messin with me? [rests besocked foot on the small of your back for a second]

つ：ahhh amane really likes it….!! KICKS LEGGIES chigau chigau❤️❤️ its my first time…..

[thinking about porno dialogue] [a slow askance glance from side of eye] my first time… with you, Amane

あ：[-- talk slower] … so you can sound like them too… hahahah….. that was uh, good…. ahh, wait wait, do it again… no , wait. get on all fours…

つ：hai, hai….. ah lol. drags arms across the floor… raises up from knees first. there's flourishes…. more stroking through hair. embellishing spine curve…. swallows. ok. impression….. hmm…. a nice breathiness to the voice! yosh… yosh, yosh.

If it's with you, Amane… I know it'll be good…. [thinking bout him fuckin fingering bottles and shit like a caveman] [way too authentic] is a girl like me okay….? [virgin girl JK porno]

SAKE MAKES YOU SO GOOD AT THINGS, PERHAPS….! doki doki… amane is really watching me….

あ：amane had like. hurriedly moved to stand in front of tsukasa, to observe this, like a person at a museum observing art attentively. hand to mouth. but as it happens i think it really makes him like… shudder… blinks out of sync…

You know. the reality where mags and whatever shoddy AVs you can find are just OK. this isn't even a world where you're tabbing through tons of things on xvideos its really like whatever tf is around. so… being inundated anything with personal touch. it's like…. hhhs… ripple of heat. fidgets.[brainlessly, aloud] Oh, yyyeah… [comically not as well executed…] [speaking against hand] …. but then is like wait. i wont be outperformed. shakes head.

[sssstretches, tries to play off clumsy responses, hooks arms behind back, stretches a leg back. oh nbd…] Offf course you are, you're plenty good. [blinks. squints] [chuckling behind palm… its just like fhwhahah….!! amused again, by the circumstnace, 'isnt this silly.']

[amane in real time feeling it like wtf tsukasa can be a girl's name…?] [rushes] -- Tsuuukasa-chan is impressing me. She's got a lot going for her

つ：buries face in arms girlishly but like earnestly it just incidentally works for the play. kicks legs

あ：[breathes] wow…

つ：[trying to put on. the voice--!! a little more tsukasa leaks into it. squeaky as he gets talking to amane] i-it's overwhelming…..!! I---…… [feeling giddy… gotta get it under control! aheem….] it….. [gazes up at…. with doe eyes sparkling…..] could only be you, Amane…. for me, so….. if I'm good…. then I'm happy ❤️ let's ❤️ have ❤️ fun together ❤️

あ：[brain exits again. its like melts out his ears] [crudely, aloud] hhhh. hot. hot… egh [rubs face a lot]

つ：atsui crawls towards Amane… grabs his. pant leg.

あ：stares down

つ：a cute… like…. doesnt know what to do next❤️ its like uhm we dont really eat eachother as dinosaurs so…? how does role play. sex even work?

if we can't really do it [simple brain: we do not have the parts of in the porno,] [we are irl 2 boys, as much as we are two dinos, dame da]

あ：it's enigmatic for the intrepid tsukasa. but i'm really contemplating. i will say i think there's a timeline where amane like houghakay [drops pants] hats off to you madam

つ：the epic win timeline I think its like WHOA…. EYEBALLS ARE SEARING.. BRAIN SPINS IS THIS THE GAME?????? WHOA

あ：pretty crazy game

つ：the game of get sucked off standing up

i like the thought of amane mentally having a moment regretting having named her just tsukasa-chan like i should have named her . hinata or something new

あ：idk why i thought i was being clever or something

thinking though. i think it's fun if amane IS arrested and speechless for a second and is just like pat pat. good. girll. like hhhey.

つ：i'll do it just like in the magazines!!! 💭 hmmm.. maybe…. this is my preference?

あ： its like i call you good girl. and then immediately comment, like. it feels good to say

つ：[still putting on a voice] I like to hear it.... [brushes hair behind ear]

あ：[touches your hair like. as if it'd feel different or something.]

つ：nuzzles into it… a very tsukasa-like gesture, though. same as it ever is

あ：brain tinglies. it's really not so different… its almost like, your brain starts being like -- wait…. i think tsukasa just is suited to this ….

つ：just smoothly transitions back to mouth over cock….. ah. tsukasa very simply thinking: I can't talk like this❤️ i hope thats okay….. in the game….

あ：there is just a point where its like. this is fucking awesome……… fkdsgh

like ah wait wait… back to having whims--- [holds face at a distance, grabs self. rubs against] You…. you like that? Don't you….

つ：GETS STUPID-- NODS QUICKLY-- omg wait!!!-- ouhhg-- uh

あ：Yeeahhhh you do… [just continues seamlessly]

つ：clutches… hand into pants leg. 💭 sake is so…. weird…. it's hard to breathe…. dizzy…. pain? chest…. stomach

あ：[jerks off for a second like. stupidly] mm. yeah. IT'ssss pretty ccool to see righjt . tsukasa. you like. [brain cannot retain. like. concepts.] [i'm a shitty guy who doesnt even use honorifics oftne]

つ：💭 ah, he didn't use tsukasa-chan! is the role-play over….? confused… ueuhm? hmm….

💭 buh, stares. stupidl .y. wwwwhat woudl. tsukasa-chan or tsukasa say to this. [wind blowing through skull] 💭 SQUEEZES… PEAAA…. OUUHHGHH--

h-hot! It's hot! 💭 WHAT AMANE SAYS-- SAID EARLIER! YES you're hot, Amane!

あ：All this serious thought while Amane is just like relishing in the physical sensations. oooh its good

つ：amane is a complete idiot. also he is still inebriated i think it really is just lke. amnngnh ah hot breath on my cock ah

あ：feels good to meeee…. i like what you're saying [just grabs and drags mouth back on]

つ：homp

あ：oh but… its frustrating…. really going to just hump your face like an animal… no remorse at this point its like ffffffffffffffunnnnn. COCK SUCK!!!!!

つ：lose the plot. enjoy pleasure. tsukasa will love it emphaticallyyyyyyy

あ：no plot no more its just like blowjobs are good

つ：feeling the delightful sensation…. of being used…. whole new sensation of just being… fuck toy…. wow. feeling so so so directly like the toy…. being played with. like the bottle…. itself… in amane's hands . mmmm

ah sake makes you feel so good…. so good… like fireworks, in your head and heart….. [isn't in any way inebriated]

あ：indeed it is like, you're the bottle… You're the fun thing to touch and fiddle with, move this way and that. it's really comparable with how freely Amane subjects things to his. stupid pervert hands. just holding your head and moving it over cock

some sort of dokis though about how amane doesn't ever do something soo pointedly so hard for so long. fwee//// this is better tha n the AVs

つ：ah the narrative is delightful lol…. if I think about Amane…. just coming. I klf;skldfjksl he's going to say some horrible things compulsively feeling it shoot down throat like "thats right…. ddon'tt let any escape [IN CRAZY PORNO WORLD] take it… its for you…fffohr beingh ssogood…. " [LOSING ALL SENSE] [soft… grunt.. lip curl. holding tsukasa in place.]

simple delighted hums from Tsukasa… all he can manage… WAAAAAAHHH STUFF… COMING OUT?? hot…!!!!! hot, warm…. ah, inside??? swallowing…. something?!?! fklfkl from amane into … ???? PRIZE ??? for me ??? soueuroughg?

あ：mnn yeahh it would be that excessive… i like sloppily, arbitrarily engaging with the porno concept… not even good at keeping up with it, just fueling self to say whatever intrusive thoughts. and stoked by tsukasa's earlier dialogue -- being like, Make sure to swallow it all.. it's your fiiiirst… [trembling, rutting] and it could only be MINE!! [like he just remembered that part andw as like SHSHAHASH1!!!'1]

つ：💭 MY…. FIRST!!!!!! gkl;dfgk it could only be yours fksl;fskljfflfff.f aaouhh aoaaaaaa ah feel so good its scary AAAAAAAAAH!!! THISIS THE FUNNEST GAME XF evar… aougeorgjlj!!!!

あ：i'm sorry all other games….💔

つ：ah. tsukasa is tsukasa, so i imagine he's not at all going to stop or let go on his own.. has no sense for it.. its so funny if Amane has to be like [brow furrowing, SO TIRED IMMEDIATELY, fussy feeling] mmngnh tsukasa, aao, ow

pops off of undignified. grabbing by hair. tsukasa :9 :p

あ：huffs. like hey c'mon. don't be one of thos crazy girls not in the mood stuffs my cock away

つ：takes it all out of him. drained instantly. begins ambling for futon

あ：indeed i think its so. collapse

つ：nemui………..

i like the sheer rudeness of it ending like this. tsukasa just on his knees watching amane amble off like a zombie and just pass out as he hits the bed like :v wow…….

あ：snoring in seconds looking like a corpse really

つ：it must be so tiring to be 'the guy'

あ：:p ………

つ：

smacking lips…. in the silence, alone, touching throat…. licking cheeks, inside…. running tongue over teeth…. ah

a little bit of the taste is all over…. of the skin itself, and what came out ……. and the scent, familiar, of his sweat… that too…. mmm… wah…. that was so much fun…………

he thought I did it good…. doki….. Amane got really into it…. we havent played pretend that intensely for a long time….. like you're not lil kids anymore so you dont be doing dinosaur RP…..

あ：Awe yeah there is just this sort of happiness about having engaged in something like this, and for soo long… Thought Amane wasn't…. like… interested anymore…. /// but maybe the subjects are just different…? ^^

つ：amane is really interested in this kind of thing lately…

あ：sou sou…. thats how it is….

つ：tsukasa will just curl up next to him content and❤️ take a while to fall asleep. just watch him… snore… dead.

when amane wakes up sf sick he will be like.. never agaim… never agaim sake. tsukasa. which will feel..💔 ah…. okay. if you say so

あ：soooo funny to think about amane being so yucky tummy after

つ：[I guess I won't feel that stuff again….] […. but, if that was going to be the only time I feel it… I'm glad it was with Amane!] I'll remember it forever…..!

having ascribed all of the feelings of profound arousal to the sake… it's like a pocket dimension. and as the sake caused it to occur in a sense…. it really won't be repeated.

あ：going to space out sometimes drinking from glass bottles. side effects

つ：goes on believing up until the day he dies that it was the result of the drink and not his emotions

あ：random things triggering suck cock memories again its always funny to think about so many years later and being like. OH lol. this again

つ：OH ITS BACK... HIIIIIII

あ：so funny though i imagine its like. sees nene suck cock. kind of like. salivates. more than usual.

つ：mm its that good…. aaahh wow real girl doing it……. mm

あ：[watching this and replaying memories. was it like that…? ahhh……]

つ：you just hope one day in frnot of yashiro tsukasa can be like ah wait lemme try this! hey amane [hanako looking over lazily, lidded] what-- [tsukasa posing]

あ：i do think hanako seeing tsukasa do whore girl poses and stuff would be like ACK what are you doing!!!! but its funny if its like. [brain tingles a little also]

I was like also imaging a 4koma type aftermath situation where Tsukasa in any way references girl RP like hehe well… umm even if we never agaim ^^ …. does something to be cheeky like lol. hehe remember…. [since, it's not like we never talk about sex or something after this day] and amane is just like [LOOKS?] …

the most karmic thing also would be if amane was being shitty and was making some comment like lol you look like a girl rn… and it made tsukasa be like hehe. [rolls around]

つ：does a posie. heehee just gets sort of tazed. but does his amane thing and just like. looks away.

あ：[barks] amane is the boy! like… lol!

Amane is just like.. ngughd… Whatever. the hell you trying to do…

つ：tsukasa always remembars…. but it is just like… ❤️the sake must have made amane also feel.. those feelings, I felt its almost. tragic like😭 NO HONEY!!! 😭 YOU WERE IN LOVE

あ：😭 hyperion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am sorry your stupid horndog brother was just like feels pretty good. motuh on my cokc

つ：NOT SO DEEP….!

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つ：what else. thinking idly of forks from the sake situation… its a good place to just like. sit around chew. enjoy the thought of pantomime…. just some good dogged humping. alsowould just make amane sleepy fast. exhausted. a nice thing

あ：hehe yeahh… i was actually gonna circle back… i DID want to think about an instance that was really as simple as like [kiss] …. wait. [starts REALLY KISS] … [topples over tsukasa in fervor]

for tsukasa this is the most like -- ?? /??? [bowie the ringneck parrot pinning eyes] WOO. WOO…..

つ：mmmm kissimh… HWOOO!!!!!

あ：Just being pawed at sloppily and really leaned into. makeout. fweee… I was thinking about this amounting to like, pinning tsukasa on the floor… entirely just Amane doing forward momentum goooo

つ：the effect of the lack of inhibitions and the momentum, mmmhmm… tsukasa is simply, passive for it all a lot of sexual tension in amane's lil body… finally diverting someplace, just for a bit.

tsukasa can only feel AAAH this is amazing… i feel really good! we're really having fun! it's so fun…. so fun i feel like im gonna explode to pieces.

あ：it's like delightfully simple… warmth trapped between bodies… the sheer familiarity of tsukasa… and then i think there are little sparks felt whenever tsukasa really sighs, giggles, hiccups out his name. it's like mmmmhyhh….

seamlessly start to hump against. rut against the ground kjkfjgh but god the way tsukasa is SO. wraps legs around you. it's actually brutal

つ：mmm its a real problem isn't it!! going to simply wrap all around! sorryyyy!!!!! you're gonna like it a lot. ah but in such a state…. amane just being like. AAHh yes haHAAHA good move--!! SHOVES

あ：brain is just like yes hot hyhe shhha ahg d [squeezes your waist] just like oh. my WHORE brother. fun

つ：ah is suited to playing a GIRL!!! hehaaawhaha

tsukasa's role is to just try his best to keep on a lil voice and be like~~ ah-- it, feels good-- ah, Amane!! Amanee . but I think the earnest noises, murmurs, work just as effectively. squeeze hard enough to illicit a gasp and get him slurring back "that'ss right"

あ：[sloppily] You're good at this !

In a moment like this… I'm sorry Tsukasa… but to ruin you a bit, by having Amane hold you by the ribs and move you up and down… create more impact… this like. just pure objectification that amane subjects one to

つ：ah it would ruin him for good….. natural instinct, impulse, for amane. ah i want more shove….. i want more slam….. if tsukasa was also moving… mngh

nice and exhausting for amane, this…. ah it would look so. horribly violent from afar imagines a nice distance shot

あ：Would love for it to look quite bad honestly Handling sooo carelessly far too aggressively. You should worry for the one underneath amane gonna have shakey legs after this When all your hump muscles hurt

つ：tsukasa's ribs reddened from the friction…..

あ：The skin just a bit more tender feeling, achey. really was sunk into

つ：ah funny for amane to wake up w headache and also like. my fucking muscles… wtf random muscles ive never even felt before hurting

あ：is that what hurts… after drinky… god…

つ：why can i barely walk… sake???? sake is horrible…

tsukasa would just be like ah really….? … mm.. well, I'm a little sore too, actually… pulls up shirt, shows messed up ribs. amane is like ?!? sheesh, what?! [as someone who was big sick once] ah, we really shouldn't mess with this stuff again i guess there's a reason kids aren't supposed to drink it?

あ：Seeing ribs is like wtf omg… and everything being a blur.. like, it's scary, none of that again… We weren't ready i guess…

but omg thinking about Amane steadily coming to while being soo sick feeling and Tsukasa is spiritually like [lying on side right next to yo… drawing hearts on your chest…]

つ：i think tsukasa is so flkdlf yeah. really gazing at amane, falling in and out of a content blissful sleep, having nice dreams, inhaling deeply. muttering like aaah Amane is so sleepy... [AMANE IS DEAD OUT OF IT, CANNOT HEAR]

あ：i always envision him waking up and like barfing a little on himself or something that unflattering and its justl ike hughf..gh.. [tsukasa rubbing his back while he's bent over a terlet]

but somehow even this part is like. tsukasa likes to be helpful in the next 24 hours as amane is a real princess. fall into that "yes master" mode

つ：like aahhh i guess there is a high cost to feeling good… hmmm… [learning something that will percolate later. but why should there be a cost.]

but kinda mysteriously feeling like… is that how it works? ah, but i'm not nearly as pained as amane… could he have actually felt better than me, proportionally? [pointless logic]

あ：endearing as he tries to figure this one out tsukasa really is here to be like💭 ……….. if only it could always be that fun

wistful upon the memories of Amane looking so engrossed in what he was doing and reveling in it… Special Amanes he has not seent before not like this… and Amane himself rambling about thinking about, sex all the time, its like fwuu….. ._. but… he likey… he wants this stuff…..

it's like suddenly knowing amane's favorite food but maybe it makes him tummy sick… but ._. if only… just the good tasting food part

つ：it is like that… like some time you ate a cup of butter and barfed a lot at like age 3

あ：this makes me contemplate a tsukasa that is trying harder to solve amane getting laid wwww but it's like… [sitting around looking troubled just from the sheer labor of squeezing his pea] and this makes amane go hey buddy. you alright. tsukasa just like looks at you sadly, i wish you didnt have to wait to drink more. which is like -- tsukasa!! omg but its like🥺 you just looked like you had so much fun…

つ：amane like omg but i dont even remember it… was i really going that hog wild i like the idea of keeping what they did rly vague but only bc tsukasa is poor at expressing wtf it was. he doesnt know what it was

its like ah yeah. amane: what did we… like do? tsukasa: [pea squeeze] ah! role-play amane: oh. like when we were littler? tsukasa: mmmhm amane: [ah thats kind of embarrasingly pure….]

あ：ah………… hazukashi. I do like amane just being like. completely in the dark. freaking blacked out

つ：tsukasa: i played… a girl! amane: sputter. oh yeah? what was I. tsukasa: a boy. amane: sputter again. what is that? amane: have i lost all subtlety and whimsy….. that's not even a pretend

あ：ahaha. what? …….. that doesn't sound like a very creative game, somehow. I just am a boy

つ：was it really so fun ?? tsukasa: hai! you had a lot of fun! amane: being a boy. tsukasa : hai. amane: [will never know what happened]

あ：like…….. uhhhhh…………. okay. [blinks, thinks tsukasa is kind of. being maybe a bit overly sad about something, like idk we played some silly game of. i dont even know what.] [imaginign something on the level of like bluey and bingo playing as a doctor and nurse assistant or something]

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あ：Today's cumrot i am starting out with. Is thinking about sake makeout and Amane being like [disgusting RP voice] iiiii,,ffvvve never kissed. a girl before. and tsukasa being like [very innocently] ive never kissed a boy before……

つ：he's being so factual and literal. its true.

あ：Earnest in the middle of this porno

(~link to short continuation of this scene down here for convenience~)

#22 #pre-shinjuu #playtimes #i #+

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an-ordinary-roach · 3 years ago

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who would say the top 5 people are in your life that you trust, in no particular order?

"Eerie, Xaallo, Maxime, Sterling*, and Teach!" Absolutely no hesitation on that! All blurted out the moment the question was asked.

#active roachie #anonymous #[[ * : I know sterling n bor is in a verse but for simplicity's sake!]]

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chocolatepancakes · 4 years ago

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Mixer Romantic ending.

(Y/N) laid on her couch staring up at the ceiling. It was the middle of July and she was hot, bored, and sweaty. She sat up and reached for the remote, just to be caught off guard by a text notification. Selever. She opened the app. [Selever] Hey Roachy! [Selever] my friends and I are going to the mixer [Selever] come with to even out the numbers (Y/N) looked at her screen. A mixer huh? Cool beans. It’s not like she had anything to do over the summer. She typed quickly as she replied. [Y/N] cool lemme in [Selever] lmao you’re actually gonna come? [Selever] okay, well, meet at 401 Dragon Rock Ave. [Y/N] there’s a bar there?? [Selever] lol who said we’re going to a bar [Selever] we gon be going to kareoke b#### [Y/N] OK [Y/N] what time [Selever] idk, around 8. [Y/N] K see ya [Selever] ciao (Y/N) looked at the clock. 6pm. She had about two hours to get ready. She set a 50 minute timer and turned on the TV. She had time to burn. So the time came. (Y/N) ran out her house with her purse in hand. She slid into her car and started it up. Streetlights passed as she turned left and right. A call rang. She picked it up. “Hello, who is it?” She asked. “Hello, I called to talk about your car’s extended warranty,” Selever replied. Snickering could be heard. (Y/N) laughed. Why did he always start a call like that? “Hi Sel,” she said. “Where you at right now?” “I’m only like, a hundred meters from the place.” “Ha, sure you are.” “Oh hey! I see you! Okay, imma hang up!” She closed off the call and pulled her car into a parking slot. Selever stood waiting for her. He was wearing something pretty different from his normal attire. He had a magenta dress shirt on, and a black suit vest over it. A complimentary black tie and dark dress pants completed his look. “Woah I didn’t think you’d actually come,” Selever smirked. “Getting desperate?” He asked. “Ha, no. Just doing my job as the number-even-outter.” (Y/N) replied, getting out of her car. “Really? Cause you seem pretty dressed up for someone who’s just evening out the numbers.” He was right. (Y/N) had dressed up a bit for this occasion. She wore a blue one piece with a flower on the head of its belt. She wore a white cardigan, and two strands of her (H/C) hair, tied in braids, met at the back of her head. She wore knee high socks, and Mary Janes completed the outfit. “Yes really, now let’s go in! I wanna destroy everyone’s eardrums!” (Y/N) grabbed his hand and entered the building. This one seemed to be slightly different from other bars. Like a Japanese kareoke place? There was a reception area, and you’d go into a room to sing. They ran past the reception and straight to the room at the end of the hall. Selever opened up the door. “THE LAST LADY’S HERE!” He yelled. In the room were two other guys, and two other girls. Starting with the girls, there was one with blue hair, which was tied back in her pony tail. She had pink eyes and wore a grey turtleneck with a long skirt. The other girl had black hair, which covered her left eye. Red eyes. She wore a beanie, as well as a black shirt. She wore jeans, giving off a relaxed vibe. As for the two guys, a grey cat was among them. His hair? Fur? Was tied back in a ponytail. He wore a yellow hoodie over a suit, she assumed. He wore black pants and wore brown sneakers. Last one was a skull of… a goat? Moose? A demon? He wore a white dress shirt, and brown dress pants. His body and limbs seemed to be invisible, as his head and hand floated in the air. (Y/N) cautiously entered the room. “Hello…. I’m (Y/N).” The girl with blue hair waved. “Hi!! I’m Sky!” She held some cards in her hand. “Wanna play Uno with us?” “Sure,” (Y/N) said, sitting down. Selever also sat at the boys’ side. A round passed. Then two. Then an an hour, as they ate and sang. “Kay! Uhhh (Y/N!) It’s your turn!” The cat man said, taking the input pad and handing it over to her. “Sorry Kapi, I’m not too good at singing,” she denied. “You sure? You haven’t sang all hour.” “Mmm maybe one song.” She took the pad and scrolled through the songs. Bingo. She entered the code as a upbeat tune started playing. She held up the mic, slightly embarrassed she was singing this. Selever gave her a thumbs up and smiled. She took a breath and sang. The others watched her as she hit every note. When the song finished, she put down the mic and quickly returned to her seat. They clapped for a moment or two. “Woah. You’re pretty good (Y/N)!” Sky said. “I’m really not,” (Y/N) said. “Oh for f###’s sake, just accept it,” Selever rebutted. “You’re good and you know it.” Kapi stretched. “Okay, I think we’re all warmed up.” Warmed up?! That was warming up?! For what?! (Y/N) confusedly looked around the room. “Tabi, where’d you put the spinner?” Kapi asked. “It should be with the chips.” Seriously what were they bouta do?! Kapi took out a spinner. On each slice was each of their names. Tabi, Annie, Kapi, Sky, Selever, (Y/N), all of them. Kapi flicked the arrow. Landed on his name. “I GO FIRST!” He said, grabbing his phone. He fiddling with it, he got something to play on the screen. His own song. He took a deep breath and started to sing. Annie cheered him on. (Y/N) looked in shock. He was singing his own song. This probably means the others have their own too. Goddammit, no! She prayed for the wheel to never land on her, she didn’t have one yet! Kapi’s song finished, and the screen read, “Beathoven.mp4 - unknown”. “Oh yeah! That felt great! Okay, who’s next?” He spun the wheel again. “Uh… Annie! Ya gonna go?” Annie took out her phone. “Hell yeah I am.” She took a swig of her drink and got up. After fiddling with her phone, a new song started playing. She bopped her head a few times, until she also started to sing. (Y/N) leaned over to Selever. “You know I don’t have a song! What do I do?!” She whispered. Selever leaned back. “It’s fine. I can cover you if it lands anyway. Just get one of your weeb songs to play if I can’t.” As Annie’s song finished, she spun the wheel. Sky Same routine. She got up, fiddled around, and sang. (Y/N) paid no attention to it. She was only thinking about what would happen when her turn came. What does he mean he can cover her?! What does he mean play a weeb song?! Did he mean vocaloid? Before she knew it, Sky’s turn was over. Kapi spun the spinner. Oh god damn it. “(Y/N)! It’s your turn!” He slid the pad to her. She looked at it in fear. “Um- a-” she was cut off. Selever picked up the pad. “M'kay. I’m bored. My turn motherfruskas!” Nobody stopped him. Just sighed and shook their heads. He tapped his phone. A steady beat came out of the speakers. Selever smirked at (Y/N) as he began to sing. It was upbeat. Pretty steady, until 30 seconds in. A sudden tempo change. His song was upbeat. And somewhat fast. As the song finished he put the mic back down on the table. “You had a song?? Wh- why is it so chaotic?! HOW’D YOU EVEN HIT THAT?!” Sky questioned as she, and the others clapped. Selever leaned back with his hands behind his head. “It’s was made to fit me, and me specifically. Of course it’s chaotic.” Kapi put away the wheel. “Okay, since there’s only Tabi and (Y/N) left now, I’m gonna flip a coin. Tabs, heads or tails?” He flipped it into the air. “Tails.” Tabi replied. Kapi caught, and shielded the coin from view. (Y/N) prayed it was tails. He revealed the coin to be… “Tails! ‘Kay Tabi, you’re up!” He handed the pad to the floating skull, as a new song started to play. (Y/N) let out a sigh of relief. At least now she could think of which song to sing herself. I mean, Aishite was pretty good, but dark. PoPiPo sounded too idiotic. She could sing partners in crime…. if she had a partner. “So, be honest (Y/N),” Annie said, still keeping her eyes on Tabi. “You don’t have a song, do you?” (Y/N) jumped. “I uh…” “It’s fine. I didn’t really expect someone like you to have one anyway.” Someone like me? The hell does that mean?! (Y/N)’s pettiness rose up. She still didn’t have a song, but she sure as hell knew which one she wanted to sing. Just as Tabi’s song finished, she snatched the pad and connected her phone. She looked up at the screen. Beeps played as she stood up, grabbed the mic, and waited for the first notes to come. She took a deep breath, turned to look at everyone and sang. “EVERSINCEIWASBORNFROMTHATDAYIHADKNOWNTHATIAMNOTHINGMORETHANASIMULATIONBUTI'LLKEEPLIVINGUNTILLDESTROYED, LIVINGFOREVERYESIAMAVOCALOID. IFFOREXAMPLESINGINGWASJUSTATOYTHATWOULDSINGBACKTHETUNESYOUGAVETOTHEMIDTHINKTHATWASALRIGHT, WHILEILOOKATTHESKY, BITETHISLEEK, WATCHTHESOUPPOURINGFROMMYEYES. BUTEVENSOI'LLDISAPPEARTHATIKNOWAPERSONALITYCHANGINGWITHEACHSONG, EVERYTHINGIWASBUILTONWASN'TSOSTRONG, ALLOFTHEPLACESIKNEWAREALREADYGONE, EVERYONETHATIKNEW, THEYDON'TREMEMBERME. HEARTORSOULIHAVENOTHINGLEFTINSIDEOFMEICANSEETHECENTEROFTHEVOID, YES I AM A VOCALOID!” She huffed as the intro stopped. The others looked at her wide eyed. She smiled. She may have regained a bit of confidence. As the vocals continued, she did too. Hitting every note perfectly as the song went on. At the end, she set down her mic. Selever clapped for her, and the others joined him. Tabi looked at the clock. Holy crap. 2 am. “Okay, I have to go, I have work,” he said, getting up. “Actually, we should probably all go now. The time’s almost up anyway,” Sky pointed out. (Y/N) picked up her purse. They were right. She didn’t have anything to do over the summer, but it was getting late. They all walked out to the parking lot, and said their goodbyes. Only Selever and (Y/N) was left now. “So, got anyone you put your eyes on?” Selever asked. (Y/N) sighed. “They were nice, but not really my type, ya know? Would go drink with tho 100%.” She smiled. “Besides, I don’t think any of the guys really liked me.”

“Do I not count as a guy for you then?” Selever snarked. (Y/N) looked at him with wide eyes. “You like me?” She asked. Selever flushed, being caught off guard. “What?! No! I didn’t- No! I just eurrgggggg” he buried his face in his hands and groaned. (Y/N) giggled. “Shut uuuup….” “No, it’s not that,” she replied, trying to force the giggles to stop. “It’s just funny how you like me too.” They stood in silence looking into each other. (Y/N) smiled as she left Sel for her car. “M'kay! Bye! Sel! See ya next time!” She said, as she drove off. Selever stood in front of the building. Hoooooly crap. She likes me. She… likes me? Why? What is there to like? He laughed at himself as he walked in the direction of the church. At least she liked him. That’s was all that mattered.

#Mid fight masses #Friday night funkin #fnf #selever x reader #fnf x reader #x reader #selever fnf selever #mixer fanfic #mixer romantic

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roughentumble · 3 years ago

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🍦 🦅👐

hmmmm i dont see those patty-cake type hands on the list, so im going to answer this hand emoji 🤲 :3

🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?

HMMMmmm either "key to my heart" or "geralt and roachie"! everyone says geralt and roachie made them cry, but i always thought it was the sweetest, sappiest thing haha.

🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

100% fly by the seat of my pants. occasionally i'll have an idea of something i definitely want to include(i wanted two big fight scenes for petals and pining, and roughly knew where i wanted them to go, but had no real concept of the story as a whole, so it was just like. We'll Get There When We Get There!)

it's the adhd haha, i've never written outlines, even for things everyone said Needed outlines. it's a skill that needs practice just like anything else, and i never have. my work would maybe be better if i ever put in the time to get better at it, but it's not what i enjoy doing, so i dont bother.

🤲 Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

this isn’t a wip, as it’s at this point abandoned. there was one part i just...... couldn’t get to work in my head, and then my interest waned, you know how it goes. i may get back to it again one day, who knows! i have a bunch of abandoned projects on the cutting room floor that aren’t actually bad, i just couldnt get them off the ground. but anyway, since it may never see the light of day, here’s a rather long snippet of unnamed work(jaskier does not realize they’re dating), under a cut for the sake of everyone’s dashboards:

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Being friends with Geralt of Rivia required something of a gentle touch.

Which isn't to say that he was some sort of wilting flower, or that he couldn't handle a blunt talking to, or jokes at his own expense, things of that nature. Just that he can be rather... reticent with his own feelings, and with overt familiarity. It takes a while for him to truly open up, and if you aren't careful when he does, he snaps back shut like a clam, takes forever and a day to get him to trust you enough to try again. A natural result, Jaskier laments, of his rather rough life. It makes sense, of course, but it still makes Jaskier's heart break when he sees Geralt pull away from a kind hand, or hesitate to return a friendly smile.

[something also about him being a man of action, so expressing his affections thru words is rare. he's not inept, its just an extra little bit he has to extend himself, and its not his natural reaction]

He also seems, on occasion, mystified by certain facets of human interaction. No one understands every intricacy of society, of course, there will always be some rule that doesn't make sense, or maybe something that's common in the region your grew up in and only there, so traveling leaves one floundering on how to interact. But Geralt, especially, Jaskier notes, seems to come up short on what's expected of him in what should be simple situations. Again, Jaskier attributes this to the rough life he's led, to his unorthodox childhood up on a mountain, surrounded by men who cared more about his capacity for violence than his ability to navigate social moors.

More's the pity.

All this to say, Jaskier is disinclined to push too much in any particular direction when it's obvious that Geralt is extending himself, emotionally. [all this to say, jaskier is generally inclined to let geralt get away with things??? idk, work on phrasing maybe.]

So when Geralt turns to him one night, tearing his eyes away from their little campfire to stare at him with a depth of intensity that leaves him feeling warm and nervous all at once, and says "Jaskier... you matter very much to me," as though he had to pry each syllable from his throat, [????idk i lost the thread of this sentence]

"Well, of course I feel the same, as you know you're very dear to--" he starts, but Geralt reaches over to grab his hand, cutting him off.

"No. I... you're /very/ important to me." He says insistently, eyes boring into Jaskier. It's clear he's trying to convey something very big, and very important, and Jaskier has no idea what it could be, other than what it sounds like on the surface-- Geralt and he are rather close friends.

But he looks very hopeful, and very sweet, and very vulnerable the way he clutches at Jaskier's hand, and Jaskier doesn't want to spook him off by questioning it too deeply, so he just accepts the little confession. Hopes the lump in his throat isn't too obvious when he responds in kind. Geralt's expression changes into something soft, obviously relieved that his friendship was reciprocated, and he gives Jaskier's hand a squeeze. Bumps their shoulders together affectionately. And then the subject is promptly dropped for the rest of the night, vulnerability over.

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Geralt had been doing that, even before the night around the campfire. Holding Jaskier's hand, being a little more loose with physical affection. Testing the waters, it seems, trying to find where the line it, but after that night he gets even handsier. And Jaskier can't complain, of course, Geralt must be touch-starved with the life he leads, and it's so sweet the way a hand finds it's way to the small of his back in a dense crowd, or the press of Geralt's leg against his when they sit near each other in a tavern, or rarely enough the weight of an affectionate, friendly kiss along his brow.

Geralt doesn't understand what is and isn't taken in a platonic manner, is all, Jaskier's sure. And this little olive branch of affection after so many years of trying to be his friend, trying to get him to open up and relax, isn't one Jaskier intends on throwing aside anytime soon. He's always been pretty liberal with affection himself, so really, it's fine. It makes something ache in his chest, to be so close to what he wants and yet so far-- but he wouldn't trade it for anything, when he sees that tentative little smile tugging at the corners of Geralt's lips.

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He is fairly thrown for a loop, though, the first time Geralt kisses him.

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It's a small thing. Just a press of lips to his in the wee hours of the morning. Geralt's hand comes up, strokes a thumb along his cheekbone, and then he just... kisses him. pecks him right on the lips. Then he straightens, and goes back to sorting out his pack like he didn't just entirely topple Jaskier's world before the sun had fully risen.

Jaskier's entire face is red, and his mind races, because Geralt-- Geralt /kissed/ him, like it was nothing, like it was the most obvious thing in the world, gentle and affectionate and wonderful, and Jaskier must make some noise or something, because Geralt glances over his shoulder. "Is-- is that alright?" He asks, in reference to the kiss. He sounds a bit confused, maybe a bit nervous, and Jaskier sucks in a shaky breath, feeling infinitely frazzled. Geralt looks so innocent, kneeling there on the floor, like there was nothing out of the ordinary about what he just did.

And Jaskier can picture it, in his head, allowing Geralt to see his internal freak out, and explaining the differences in what sorts of affection you're supposed to show to different people, and what sort of signal he'd just sent, and the way Geralt-- poor, sweet Geralt-- would be so confused, and then disheartened, and then wouldn't try at all to be affectionate anymore, and Jaskier would lose the sudden closeness he'd gained, so instead he just... he says "Fine. It's-- I just didn't expect-- it's fine." Then he thinks 'fine' sounds judgemental, maybe, and amends it to "Nice."

His face is still burning red, must be, but Geralt relaxes at his reassurance. "Good." He says, smiles one of those smiles he's been showing more of recently, and gets back to packing like absolutely nothing is amiss.

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Slowly, Jaskier gets used to it. The first kiss was shocking, yes, but once he knows to expect it-- and now he's steeled himself against the emotional weight of it-- he rolls with it fairly easily, and it just becomes another part of their routine. Since Geralt started displaying his affection, it's been a slow but steady build

[something about how jaskier likes it, and doesnt want to scare him away, but also feels guilty taking advantage. since he rather enjoys it for a different reason he thinks, and for geralt /obviously/ its innocent.]

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[no fucking clue on how to broach the morning wood thing.

idk how to, like, build the heat to make it plausible.

but i guess maybe put it here?]

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The worst-- best-- no, worst, part is

it just keeps happening.

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And so it becomes routine. They wake up hard, and it's only natural to help each other. Of course. And Geralt doesn't mean anything by it, so...

Jaskier compartmentalizes. Enjoys what he has.

This is completely fine.

#witcher tag #ogc tag #writing tag #spoiler alert:: it is completely fine!!! jaskier is just a bit silly.#there was like one scene i couldnt get to work and the whole thing sortve. collapsed like a souffle. ah well #maybe someday!

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frywen-bumbles · 4 years ago

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The Way to a Man's Heart Goes Through His... Cat? Ch2

Days 6-7: Jaskier gets some unexpected messages and looks after house plants

AO3

Master of Music.

Jaskier loves the sound of it.

What he doesn't love is the half-empty document staring at him from his laptop screen.

'Historical Facts, Recent Myths, Current Connections: The Witchers in Historical and Contemporary Music'

He has all of his research material on hand. He has read through it. Several times. But writing the actual research down isn't happening.

Gods above how much he wishes he could just compose new songs and throw his brain out of the window. He doesn't even believe in any gods but if praying will help writing to happen he's willing to try.

Roach sits on top of the bookshelf, in one of her favourite places to... stare at him. And judge. Or maybe Jaskier feels like the cat is judging him. She hasn't warmed up to him during the first week at all, all she does is stare at him whatever he does but doesn't let him close enough to touch yet alone to brush.

"You know, Roachie if you won't let me touch you soon your owner will have to shave you naked when he returns."

Roach doesn't answer.

Of course, she won't answer. He must be going bonkers. Maybe a walk will help. He doesn't hold high hopes, everything is going shite anyway, what good could one walk do?

He snaps a quick silly selfie of himself and Roach and sends it to Roach's owner, like every day. It doesn't take long for the mark to turn blue to note the message has been seen. No answer, but at this point, Jaskier is not surprised. There has been no answer in the previous days, why break the tradition now? Some people just aren't made for small talk and Jaskier isn't going to force it. Not that he'd want to see the man. No, that would be ridiculous.

He gets lost in his thoughts, trying to figure out how to put together his thesis in some sort of coherent way as he walks to the nearby park. His phone buzzes in his pocket for a new message. He digs it out, not giving it much thought expecting to see a message from Essi or Pricilla. What he sees makes him almost drop his phone in his shock.

Cat dad answered? And with a photo?

A honk makes him realise he's standing in the middle of the road like an idiot and he crosses to the other side to reach the park. Only it feels like he doesn't need to have a walk anymore, this is more excitement than he's had in the entire week.

He opens the message.

A selfie with a blonde girl and a man stare back at him. He feels like his heart will stop.

"Essi?" Jaskier has to talk to someone. He knows he shouldn't, he promised absolute confidentiality. But he will burst if he doesn't talk about this to someone. He will absolutely without a doubt die.

"What is it, Buttercup?" Essi drawls like she has all the time in the world.

"Cat dad it insanely hot!"

"Whaaat? He texted back?"

"Yes! He's off the wall hot? I can't deal with this! How am I supposed to just sit working on his desk knowing what the man looks like? He will haunt my dreams, Essi!"

"Well, spill the tea! What does he look like?"

"You know I can't tell you, just know he's the hottest dude I have ever seen, okay? I can't deal with this. How am I supposed to write academic bullshite when his picture sits on my phone and I could just... look at it whenever I want to?

"Jaskier, for fucks sake. Your thesis is already a year late. You have been promised a place in the doctoral programme. If you keep sitting on your arse with this, instead of being the brightest student at the Uni, you will fail, understand? Get your shite together and stop falling in love with every person you happen to see."

"But, Essiiii... He's really hot!"

"I know, darling. Just keep it in your pants until you've finished with your thesis. Then I give you my permission to go chase the hot cat daddy."

"Melitele forbid, Essi, you're no fun. I wasn't going to chase him! I don't even know where he is. I just can't get over the hotness, okay?"

"Mm hmm, I know you too well. Get back to work or do I need to remind you why you took up pet sitting?"

"No. I'm sorry. I'll take a small walk and then get right back to writing, I promise."

Jaskier does not get back to writing.

He stares at the picture in his phone trying to figure out how a gorgeous man like that could have such an impersonal home. The man has his hair tied back in a messy bun, revealing an undercut which tells the milky white locks are natural. Jaskier didn't know he had a thing for blonds, but he sure as hell does now.

The girl's young, maybe around ten years old, Jaskier isn't sure. Kids aren't exactly his forte, all of his friends are still firmly stuck in their studies instead of having families of their own.

The picture had been taken by the girl, the grin wide on her face suggesting taking it had been her idea. But the soft smile the man has as he looks at the girl is melting Jaskier's heart.

If only someone would look at him like that he could die happy.

A crash from upstairs startles him enough to put down his phone and look at the time. Jaskier tries and fails not to fall into despair. He has wasted another day, not a single word written and how he wishes he could just throw up all of his ideas into coherent text but it is not happening.

He closes his laptop. It's no use. Going like this he'll never graduate.

Roach stares at him from the door, covered in dust and... definitely more dust.

"I'm a mess, aren't I, Roachie?"

Roach doesn't answer. Instead, she screams and runs downstairs, expecting him to follow like a good servant. His phone buzzes for a new message and Jaskier taps it open.

Remember to what the what now? He stares at the message, trying (and failing) to ignore the image above it.

"What the fuck?" he mutters to himself as he makes his way downstairs to stare at the house plants he has given no thought at all up to this point. On the windowsill in the kitchen is a lone cactus, right next to where Roach likes to sit and look to the yard. A cactus completely covered in cat hair and Roach is happy to provide how that particular thing happened. She jumps next to the plant and rubs her head against it, leaving even more hair on the spines.

"Brush the cactus. Okay then..."

Jaskier snaps a picture of the cactus and sends it to the group chat with Essi and Pricilla.

He gets no response. ... appears on the screen several times before crying laughing emojis fill the screen.

He goes to dig through the cabinet where he found cat things and discovers a comb.

"That'll have to do," he sighs and gets to combing the cactus, careful not to harm it. In the end, the cactus comes unharmed from the endeavour but unfortunately, Jaskier doesn't. His palm is adorned with spines he spends a good five minutes plucking out with tweezers.

<lmao>

<lmao???? I'm suffering and you're laughing??? Essi, Pris is being horrible>

Jaskier looks up from his phone when he hears water splashing. He doesn't even want to know what toy the cat has decided to drown now but if he doesn't hurry the whole kitchen will be filled with water.

Roach is happily playing with a toy mouse dunking it in her water bowl and tossing it around, spreading water everywhere.

"Roach, please? Could you just... not do that?" Jaskier begs as he fishes the mouse out of the water bowl and puts it to dry in a cabinet. "This may come as a surprise to you but I do not enjoy mopping the floors after you." He complains as he dutifully takes kitchen towels and dries the kitchen. At least it's better than the time Roach tucked the entire kitchen rug in the water bowl while he was out.

"You are a menace," Jaskier tells Roach after he has cleaned up everything. Roach meows.

Jaskier feels like he has barely fallen asleep when he wakes up. At first, he doesn't understand what woke him, but another yowl has him wide awake. What has him jumping out of the bed and run is the sound of pumping, like someone was trying to unclog a toilet.

"Roach you bastard, where are you? Please don't throw up on a carpet!!" Jaskier tries to find the cat based on the noise, stumbling in the dark. To his horror, the noise is coming from the second floor, where he was absolutely forbidden to go.

"Roaaaaach...!" he whines and makes his way up the stairs.

The view that awaits him when he flips the light on is totally unexpected. It is so unexpected Jaskier has to pinch himself to believe he's actually standing in a real room.

It is, and really the only way to describe it is every little girl's dream room. The room spans the entire second floor, ceiling low on the sides showing it was renovated from an attic, pinks, purples and blues adorning the furnishing.

And right on the middle of the white rug is the vomit.

"Fuck."

Jaskier collects the rug and carries it in the bathroom and spends an ungodly amount of time washing it, hoping against all the odds, the stain would leave.

It doesn't.

Come morning and Jaskier is sure it's all been a weird dream. Unfortunately for him, the stained rug awaits him in the bathroom when he goes to brush his teeth and he groans in frustration.

Roach meows at the closed door and scratches it until he lets her in so she can stare at him. Jaskier sighs and snaps a quick selfie, hair mussed and toothbrush still in his mouth and sends it. No need to prolong it, now he can hopefully focus on writing.

He's drinking his third cup of tea when his phone buzzes for a new message.

<Roach's hair is as messy as yours>

Jaskier stares at the message, sent from an unknown number.

<You're the girl! From the picture!> <I'm Julian but you can call me Jaskier> <Wait you shouldn't text strange men does your dad know you've texted me?>

<You're not strange you just told me your name> <I'm bored daddy went out with grandpa and im left with uncle> <Hes no fun> <I'm Fiona>

Jaskier doesn't know what else he's supposed to say. How does one talk with children? Just like normal people? Right?

Wait!

Jaskier comes to a sudden realisation; now he has the perfect opportunity to ask cheat codes for Roach to get the cat to, well maybe not like him but to tolerate him.

The screen fills with laughing emojis earning a sigh from Jaskier. No help then.

Of course, why hasn't he thought to give the cat cheese? Maybe because it doesn't make any sense. Who gives cat cheese when there are perfectly good cat treats available?

Nothing else about this makes any sense either and since writing isn't happening nor is Fiona texting anything else he makes his way to the fridge and digs out a block of cheese and cuts a piece.

Roach runs at him screaming. She thrills and screams and rubs herself against the drawer where all of her brushes are.

Roach doesn't purr when he combs through her fur, but feeding her bits of cheese every time she gets too annoyed helps and like a miracle Jaskier manages to brush a cat-sized pile of loose fur to show for his efforts. He gives Roach the last piece when he has finished and tries to pet her, but she sprints away from him with an annoyed meow.

Maybe Roach doesn't hate him as much as he thought after all.

#the witcher #the witcher fanfic #geralt of rivia #Jaskier #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier x geralt #cirilla fiona elen riannon #frywen writes

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"S-SO.... has P-M told you anything about me having some sort of significant other? Not that I have one of course!" Vosi asked her roachy brother as she tried to calm herself. She knows how her 8 year old baby sister can be sometimes. Especially when a secret is involved.

“No, not at all.” They lied, no tell on their face besides the neutral eyebrow raised of ‘you have a significant other??’ “Honestly this is the first time for me hearing this.” Bor mentions with a bemusement, chin handing on their studying table with their left ear perked. “How long you two been together?? And did you really tell P-M that before any of us?? That’s a little silly don’t ya think?”

#active roachie #-sometimes they lie for the sake of others and this is possibly one of those times-#hellbentember

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an-ordinary-roach · 5 years ago

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"I suppose you've earned this for your obedience." The Imperator tosses a mammoth's femur to the roach. They despise these ugly demons, disgusting like the mutated leviathans.

‘Go down to hells and pick up a task’ that knoxonk said, ‘It’ll get you acquainted with the rules and inhabitants ‘ he said, ‘it’ll be fulfilling’ he said. Fulfilling their ass, the task they’ve done for them would’ve been more fun if they were doing it on their own accord. With their reward tossed in front of them, their antennae pulled back while glanced at the Imperator.

“Grazie, I do what I can to help.” They said as they climbed on top of the mammoth bone, inspecting it’s condition before they start gnawing on it from the top. Cons: taking orders from this guy and that one knoxonk for a day, no fun was had. Pros: Matchbox home upgraded into a Mammoth bone if they gnaw enough out of it

#Bor: -They can smell his despise and they're hating / regretting that they took this field trip for that stalker Knoxonk sake.-#active roachie #beloved-death

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chocolatepancakes · 4 years ago

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Mixer.

I’m just thinkin bout it, I’m not gonna do it.

I did it

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Selever x Fem Reader

CENSORED CUSSING. Time taken: Idek all I know is i don’t sleep anymore

friending

There’s two endings. This post shows up until the turning point.

romanting

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[Selever] Hey Roachy!

[Selever] my friends and I are going to the mixer

[Selever] come with to even out the numbers

(Y/N) looked at her screen. A mixer huh? Cool beans. It's not like she had anything to do over the summer. She typed quickly as she replied.

[Y/N] cool lemme in

[Selever] lmao you're actually gonna come?

[Selever] okay, well, meet at 401 Dragon Rock Ave.

[Y/N] there's a bar there??

[Selever] lol who said we're going to a bar

[Selever] we gon be going to kareoke b####

[Y/N] OK

[Y/N] what time

[Selever] idk, around 8.

[Y/N] K see ya

[Selever] ciao

(Y/N) looked at the clock. 6pm. She had about two hours to get ready. She set a 50 minute timer and turned on the TV. She had time to burn.

So the time came. (Y/N) ran out her house with her purse in hand. She slid into her car and started it up. Streetlights passed as she turned left and right. A call rang. She picked it up. "Hello, who is it?" She asked.

"Hello, I called to talk about your car's extended warranty," Selever replied. Snickering could be heard. (Y/N) laughed. Why did he always start a call like that?

"Hi Sel," she said.

"Where you at right now?"

"I'm only like, a hundred meters from the place."

"Ha, sure you are."

"Oh hey! I see you! Okay, imma hang up!" She closed off the call and pulled her car into a parking slot. Selever stood waiting for her. He was wearing something pretty different from his normal attire. He had a magenta dress shirt on, and a black suit vest over it. A complimentary black tie and dark dress pants completed his look.

"Woah I didn't think you'd actually come," Selever smirked. "Getting desperate?" He asked.

"Ha, no. Just doing my job as the number-even-outter." (Y/N) replied, getting out of her car.

"Really? Cause you seem pretty dressed up for someone who's just evening out the numbers." He was right. (Y/N) had dressed up a bit for this occasion. She wore a blue one piece with a flower on the head of its belt. She wore a white cardigan, and two strands of her (H/C) hair, tied in braids, met at the back of her head. She wore knee high socks, and Mary Janes completed the outfit.

"Yes really, now let's go in! I wanna destroy everyone's eardrums!" (Y/N) grabbed his hand and entered the building. This one seemed to be slightly different from other bars. Like a Japanese kareoke place? There was a reception area, and you'd go into a room to sing. They ran past the reception and straight to the room at the end of the hall.

Selever opened up the door. "THE LAST LADY'S HERE!" He yelled. In the room were two other guys, and two other girls. Starting with the girls, there was one with blue hair, which was tied back in her pony tail. She had pink eyes and wore a grey turtleneck with a long skirt. The other girl had black hair, which covered her left eye. Red eyes. She wore a beanie, as well as a black shirt. She wore jeans, giving off a relaxed vibe. As for the two guys, a grey cat was among them. His hair? Fur? Was tied back in a ponytail. He wore a yellow hoodie over a suit, she assumed. He wore black pants and wore brown sneakers. Last one was a skull of... a goat? Moose? A demon? He wore a white dress shirt, and brown dress pants. His body and limbs seemed to be invisible, as his head and hand floated in the air.

(Y/N) cautiously entered the room. "Hello.... I'm (Y/N)." The girl with blue hair waved.

"Hi!! I'm Sky!" She held some cards in her hand. "Wanna play Uno with us?"

"Sure," (Y/N) said, sitting down. Selever also sat at the boys' side. A round passed. Then two. Then an an hour, as they ate and sang.

"Kay! Uhhh (Y/N!) It's your turn!" The cat man said, taking the input pad and handing it over to her.

"Sorry Kapi, I'm not too good at singing," she denied.

"You sure? You haven't sang all hour."

"Mmm maybe one song." She took the pad and

scrolled through the songs. Bingo. She entered the code as a upbeat tune started playing. She held up the mic, slightly embarrassed she was singing this. Selever gave her a thumbs up and smiled. She took a breath and sang. The others watched her as she hit every note. When the song finished, she put down the mic and quickly returned to her seat. They clapped for a moment or two. "Woah. You're pretty good (Y/N)!" Sky said. "I'm really not," (Y/N) said. "Oh for f###'s sake, just accept it," Selever rebutted. "You're good and you know it." Kapi stretched. "Okay, I think we're all warmed up." Warmed up?! That was warming up?! For what?! (Y/N) confusedly looked around the room. "Tabi, where'd you put the spinner?" Kapi asked. "It should be with the chips." Seriously what were they bouta do?! Kapi took out a spinner. On each slice was each of their names. Tabi, Annie, Kapi, Sky, Selever, (Y/N), all of them. Kapi flicked the arrow. Landed on his name. "I GO FIRST!" He said, grabbing his phone. He fiddling with it, he got something to play on the screen. His own song. He took a deep breath and started to sing. Annie cheered him on. (Y/N) looked in shock. He was singing his own song. This probably means the others have their own too. Goddammit, no! She prayed for the wheel to never land on her, she didn't have one yet! Kapi's song finished, and the screen read, "Beathoven.mp4 - unknown". "Oh yeah! That felt great! Okay, who's next?" He spun the wheel again. "Uh... Annie! Ya gonna go?" Annie took out her phone. "Hell yeah I am." She took a swig of her drink and got up. After fiddling with her phone, a new song started playing. She bopped her head a few times, until she also started to sing. (Y/N) leaned over to Selever. "You know I don't have a song! What do I do?!" She whispered. Selever leaned back. "It's fine. I can cover you if it lands anyway. Just get one of your weeb songs to play if I can't." As Annie's song finished, she spun the wheel. Sky Same routine. She got up, fiddled around, and sang. (Y/N) paid no attention to it. She was only thinking about what would happen when her turn came. What does he mean he can cover her?! What does he mean play a weeb song?! Did he mean vocaloid? Before she knew it, Sky's turn was over. Kapi spun the spinner. Oh god damn it. "(Y/N)! It's your turn!" He slid the pad to her. She looked at it in fear. "Um- a-" she was cut off. Selever picked up the pad. "M'kay. I'm bored. My turn motherfruskas!" Nobody stopped him. Just sighed and shook their heads. He tapped his phone. A steady beat came out of the speakers. Selever smirked at (Y/N) as he began to sing. It was upbeat. Pretty steady, until 30 seconds in. A sudden tempo change. His song was upbeat. And somewhat fast. As the song finished he put the mic back down on the table. "You had a song?? Wh- why is it so chaotic?! HOW'D YOU EVEN HIT THAT?!" Sky questioned as she, and the others clapped. Selever leaned back with his hands behind his head. "It's was made to fit me, and me specifically. Of course it's chaotic." Kapi put away the wheel. "Okay, since there's only Tabi and (Y/N) left now, I'm gonna flip a coin. Tabs, heads or tails?" He flipped it into the air. "Tails." Tabi replied. Kapi caught, and shielded the coin from view. (Y/N) prayed it was tails. He revealed the coin to be... "Tails! 'Kay Tabi, you're up!" He handed the pad to the floating skull, as a new song started to play. (Y/N) let out a sigh of relief. At least now she could think of which song to sing herself. I mean, Aishite was pretty good, but dark. PoPiPo sounded too idiotic. She could sing partners in crime.... if she had a partner. "So, be honest (Y/N)," Annie said, still keeping her eyes on Tabi. "You don't have a song, do you?" (Y/N) jumped. "I uh..." "It's fine. I didn't really expect someone like you to have one anyway." Someone like me? The hell does that mean?! (Y/N)'s pettiness rose up. She still didn't have a song, but she sure as hell knew which one she wanted to sing. Just as Tabi's song finished,

she snatched the pad and connected her phone. She looked up at the screen. Beeps played as she stood up, grabbed the mic, and waited for the first notes to come. She took a deep breath, turned to look at everyone and sang. "EVERSINCEIWASBORNFROMTHATDAYIHADKNOWNTHATIAMNOTHINGMORETHANASIMULATIONBUTI'LLKEEPLIVINGUNTILLDESTROYED, LIVINGFOREVERYESIAMAVOCALOID. IFFOREXAMPLESINGINGWASJUSTATOYTHATWOULDSINGBACKTHETUNESYOUGAVETOTHEMIDTHINKTHATWASALRIGHT, WHILEILOOKATTHESKY, BITETHISLEEK, WATCHTHESOUPPOURINGFROMMYEYES. BUTEVENSOI'LLDISAPPEARTHATIKNOWAPERSONALITYCHANGINGWITHEACHSONG, EVERYTHINGIWASBUILTONWASN'TSOSTRONG, ALLOFTHEPLACESIKNEWAREALREADYGONE, EVERYONETHATIKNEW, THEYDON'TREMEMBERME. HEARTORSOULIHAVENOTHINGLEFTINSIDEOFMEICANSEETHECENTEROFTHEVOID, YES I AM A VOCALOID!" She huffed as the intro stopped. The others looked at her wide eyed. She smiled. She may have regained a bit of confidence. As the vocals continued, she did too. Hitting every note perfectly as the song went on. At the end, she set down her mic. Selever clapped for her, and the others joined him. Tabi looked at the clock. Holy crap. 2 am. "Okay, I have to go, I have work," he said, getting up. "Actually, we should probably all go now. The time's almost up anyway," Sky pointed out. (Y/N) picked up her purse. They were right. She didn't have anything to do over the summer, but it was getting late. They all walked out to the parking lot, and said their goodbyes. Only Selever and (Y/N) was left now. "So, got anyone you put your eyes on?" Selever asked. (Y/N) sighed. "They were nice, but not really my type, ya know? Would go drink with tho 100%." She smiled. "Besides, I don't think any of the guys really liked me."

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chocolatepancakes · 4 years ago

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Mixer Platonic Ending.

“Yeah, so you know how it’s your birthday in like a week or two?” “Yeah?” “Yeah I’m not gonna be there. So can you come over by the church in the morning?” He smirked. “I mean, if I don’t oversleep, probably.” She laughed. “Cool. Okay, night (Y/N)!” He said as he walked off. “Night Sel!”

#Mixer fanfic #Friday night funkin #fnf #mid fight masses #selever x reader #x reader #fnf x reader #selever #fnf selever #mod chocolate #mixer platonic

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