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crees-a · 2 days ago
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requests??? maybe some more stuff with your fan dimension of sun and moon. could be just some slice of life, or maybe some lore you’d like to share. i don’t know i just really love those designs and id love to see more of them 💚
Oh yes!! They're a couple! You heard what VAs said on EAPS yesterday right 👁️
Their story starts very similar to SAMS Sun and Moon: first they shared a body, then got separated, Moon left his kc in Sun, then Eclipse happened and after dealing with him they realized their feeling for each other and started dating. They never considered each other brothers, just being friends and colleagues
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These Sun and Moon don't have a show and they don't work at the Fazbear's. Instead, they were created for a regular kindergarten and they're actually pretty happy with their job. Of course, Moon is still very interested in inventing but he is not as ambitious as SAMS Moon and prefers creating simple things that can be used in everyday life. As for Sun, working with kids is his passion. He is more patient and less anxious than his SAMS self. Which makes sense because they don't have any life-threatening situations going on every month xd
Besides Sun and Moon there are also Eclipse, Lunar and Earth but I will tell about them later if I get the chance
And there’s actually a reason why their designs look so similar to how I draw og Sun and Moon and it can be explained by plot that only exists in my head
This fan dimension (I don't call it AU because technically it doesn’t replace SAMS plot but coexist with it in another dimension. HOWEVER I do call it WAU sometimes, but only when I talk about the plot of the fic I will never write lol) is about comfort with (mostly) no hurt ✨ Just a something for myself
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I disagree wholeheartedly with the concept of that we are subservient to our government. And when we were living more by the principles of the founding, which is to say no taxation without representation. As well as a government truly by the people and not by bureaucrats, there was no servitude. There was a system in which people were all expected to play their own parts within the framework of which the system exists.
Which at the time, if you really wanted to buy a farm build a house on it and then live their peacefully away from others you could do it. It wasn't until the advent of property taxes and the IRS and the Federal reserve that we started to see a slow creep into basically being told if we don't give the government money at all times we would be "dealt with". So my issue with using the word servitude, is that I don't serve the government. And while certainly they can use force to oppose me, I have many other ways in which I can opt out of their system. Travel being one of them. Because if I wanted to go to a state where there's more forest than anything else go find a plot put together some archaic form of hut and harvest fish and fruits for food, realistically I can do it. What I want to do it? Probably not.
But I could.
And just like our slow erosion into our rights I don't think cultural anarchy could work. Mostly because there are far too many people who crave resources, power, and conquest who would never abide by a non-aggression principle. Because let's assume for even a second that the Islamic world, or foreign powers were never going to invade us if we went straight anarchy. We would then have to deal with a population of individuals within the United States who would not give up their thirst for power. And non-aggression principle does not exist in a world where others would see you put down. Because there's a problem. You say that NAP No longer protects you if you don't abide by it. But you forgot an option to respond to that. Even if it no longer protects them, if they protect themselves with groups of people they don't get dealt with. You do. We all do. And it's exactly how warlords come to be. Governments always exist because structural systems where rules are enforced by force will always exist and can't not.
I truly just believe that the best way forward for society is moving things back towards the constitutional republic the way they used to be. Which includes getting rid of property tax. Because once property taxes are rid of, you're not mandated to have an income to pay to the IRS because that comes from you having a job. If your job is literally growing fruits and vegetables and animals on your farm, and you don't really do much commerce at all, that tax rate effectively doesn't exist for you. And if you wanted to you could realistically just barter and trade things to others who live around you with no documented cases of selling things.
Which I firmly believe is a better system to get back to.
I firmly believe that 90% of anarchists want to rape and murder with no consequence/want to become a warlord, 5% just hate the government, and 5% are ignorant in general and are upset that people are allowed to tell them no.
You can pretend the "idea" of anarchy or practice of it is "non violent", but much like Communists it's a utopian idea that's not real. All you're arguing for is a world with much smaller warring territories and much more brutal behavior than currently exists....... On a much bigger scale.
Call me whatever bullshit name you like. But it doesn't make me wrong.
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astarions-world · 2 days ago
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I’ve seen a few posts about people’s interpretation of what Astarion’s past before being turned looked like, since the game doesn’t give us a whole lot to work with. I thought I would post some of my headcanons/my interpretation of how Astarion’s life before Cazador was. Keep in mind I haven’t finished a full playthrough yet, but I have seen quite a few videos on YouTube of different Astarion scenes I have yet to reach myself. That being said, take this information as you will. And I don’t want to invalidate anyone else’s headcanons. Everyone plays the game differently and thus everyone interprets it differently. This is my personal interpretation.
The only thing we know for certain is that he was a magistrate in Baldur’s Gate and was turned into a vampire when some Gur attacked him, angry about a ruling he’d made. I personally don’t think he was a corrupt magistrate. I don’t think he was an angel either though. He was pretty young for an elf and also not the age I think of when I think “magistrate”. I think he was pretty new, like only a few years in and he was still figuring out life and what he wanted for himself. He was still figuring out what he believed in and his morals and I feel like that would bleed into his work as a magistrate.
I think Cazador had been plotting to capture him for a while. He seems to have had a type when it came to who he chose to be his spawn and I think he saw Astarion, a young, successful, attractive young man and wanted him for himself. It’s interesting to me that he was right there when Astarion was on his death bed and I don’t think that was a coincidence. I think the Gur attack was a set up and they claimed it was because they were upset about a ruling when in reality Cazador had paid them to do it.
I also believe Cazador had everyone believing he was dead. He claimed that Astarion was killed by some Gur that were angry about a ruling and even got a coffin and a gravestone to prove his point. That’s why nobody ever came looking for him. They saw him “get buried”. I also think Cazador would’ve claimed that his body was so dismembered and in rough shape so that the funeral would be closed casket and nobody would question that.
He does have parents who genuinely love and care about him. They named him “little star” because he was their shining star. They thought he died so they haven’t looked for him, genuinely believing that he had passed. They don’t live in Baldur’s Gate, thus they don’t get around to his grave often, unless they’re in Baldur’s Gate for some reason or the other and they rarely go for lack of a reason to. (I’m adding this to my fanfiction, where they visit his grave and see the date has been written on it and suddenly realize he’s alive and start looking for him). They’re still alive during the events of the game because they’re both elves and elves can live for a long time. They also never saw or recognized him for the same reason his grave was unkempt (they almost never went to Baldur’s Gate). His parents are really the only people from his past who care enough about him to visit his grave.
He was raised in the same city his parents live in (don’t know enough about Forgotten Realms lore to say which city so I’m open to suggestions). He had dreams of becoming a politician and went off to Baldur’s Gate when he was old enough to fulfill that dream. He studied law in school for a few years and got the job right after he finished his education thanks to some connections he made during his time at school.
I have a headcanon where I don’t think he had any lovers before. He was too focused on his career to really get serious with anyone. He had some flings with some people but it was never anything more than that. He experimented with his sexuality (hence the flings) for a while because he was still trying to figure out who he was but nothing ever came of it.
I’ve also seen people question why he’s so ripped when he spent 200 years being starved by Cazador but you have to remember he’s undead. His body is the exact same way it looked when he was “killed”, except he got fangs and red eyes. His body is basically frozen in time. He doesn’t age at all. Plus, I’ve read that undead, specifically vampires, will still have the same personality they did before they were turned. I think Astarion genuinely cared about how he looked and took great care of his body, including exercising and maintaining his physique.
He doesn’t remember any of his past life because he repressed his memories as a survival mechanism. It made him incredibly sad to think about what he’d lost. Some of the other spawn remember their past life but Astarion chose to focus his mental energy on surviving rather than reminiscing. The reason he remembers the Gur attack is because that’s what got him in this situation in the first place.
All of these headcanons will be a part of my fanfictions. No one has to agree on anything, this is just my personal interpretation since the game doesn’t give us much to work with. Feel free to share any thoughts you may have.
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harpstring · 3 days ago
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omg i was not expecting to get accepted so fast i still have some finishing touches i need to put on things so please pardon the mess! i am carly (she/her) and this is my pathetic little flower jiyul. please do not trample him and instead help him grow big and strong by writing with him a lot 🌻 i will slowly be following the masterlist throughout the night so tumblr doesn't sh*dowb*n me, but i would love to plot with anyone and everyone interested!! please like this post and i'll come to you 💓 i can plot either through tumblr ims or dc, just let me know what you'd prefer! i have jiyul's about page up and ready for everyone to browse 👁️ but i'll also yap about him and offer some ideas under the cut!
ABOUT JIYUL
4th year undergrad, musical performance strings major
he is a twin, born february 24th, 2002. accidental babies!
their parents knew they would not be good parents at the time so they left the boys in the care of their paternal grandparents while they continued to travel and live out of their car
the boys' grandparents wanted their son to be a star musician and that did not happen so they set their sights on the twins next with the intention of molding them into classical music superstars or at least one of them had to succeed right
jiyul ended up being the "successful" one. his brother fought with them all the time and come middle school their parents offered to homeschool the boys and have them travel with them if they wanted
grandparents were not so willing to release jiyul from their clutches and jiyul loved them and didn't want to upset them so he stayed with them. his brother went with their parents
jiyul really should've just left and he regrets this now LMAO
because his grandparents were very strict and harsh and placed an immense amount of pressure on him. raised an anxious lil perfectionist but he sure was (still is) good at classical string instruments!
harp became his instrument of choice and grandma and grandpa were like. what the hell sure
high school comes and jiyul starts getting debilitating migraines
grandparents basically tell him to suck it up and go to school anyway and naturally they just get worse and he starts throwing up and passing out and can't even see sometimes
ultimately it is his school who contacts his parents bc his grandparents won't do shit and they're like what the fuck. and come to get him and take care of him asap, thank god
this naturally happened to be during college entrance exams and jiyul was like convinced he was dying
to jiyul's shock his parents do NOT force him to go to uni and instead suggest he travel with them and see if some doctors could figure out what was going on and generally focus on Healing
so he does that for a year and ultimately the only answer they get is that the migraines are stress related. there's gotta be some truth to that because as soon as he's away from his grandparents the migraines aren't nearly as bad anymore! who knew
he does end up going to uni after he thinks he has the migraines under control, and here's where yeonhwa (FINALLY...) comes in woohoo!!
he is a really good student and ultimately really successful and as long as he manages his stress he's okay BUT he is always a bit terrified the migraines will come back and ruin his life again
he is just naturally a bit anxious and timid. very shy and quiet. very much hides behind his instruments and feels most comfortable there
howeverrr his parents did encourage him to join clubs so he could make some friends, so he's in polaris, music, art and photography clubs! he's just a creative guy in general but he's definitely better at music than art
he also has a part time job at a music store! think instruments and sheet music and equipment
he isn't totally sure he's on the right path, and if this is HIS path or someone else's, but he's just gonna keep walking and see where he ends up...
PLOT IDEAS
people who think he's soooo cool for playing harp and he's just kinda an oblivious loser
former high school classmates would be rly fun! he's not from seoul tho (but where he's from outside of seoul is negotiable ljkasdjflsd)
people he helps study/unofficially tutors. he's probably really good at it and he will also do it for free because he's too nice
people to take advantage of his kindness in general tbh LMAO it'll be sad but i fear he needs to learn some lessons
Exes, he would be a very sweet albeit kinda distant bf. i think he's only dated girls but he is definitely male-leaning bi at best 😭 #internalizedhomo/biphobia
guy he hooks up with who gives him a crisis. it would not be the first time but he does still have a crisis every time
fellow music people he uncharacteristically yaps with. he loves music!! playing music listening to music (nervously) sharing music with others talking about music all of it
he also likes learning languages and knows a bit of a lot of them! english, japanese and mandarin are all in his repertoire and he loves to practice even if he's shy so it would be great for him to be friends with foreigners
fellow club people, he is in polaris and i think he sometimes regrets it because he gets Overwhelmed but i would love for him to have some pals there 😭
someone offers to buy him a coffee and anxious ass jiyul has to awkwardly figure out how to tell them he doesn't like coffee it'll be funny trust me
he lives in the b612 building so neighbors! he is boring and mostly keeps to himself but he probably quietly leaves cute things on the communal cork board when no one is looking. drawing of a flower, quote he likes, kind reminders, etc. someone who catches him doing this perhaps? he will get so embarrassed if he gets called out
someone who asks him to teach them how to play harp (or some other classical instrument) he will try!
i have honestly not looked at any event stuff yet but i would love event related things! i'll update this with ideas for that too once i catch up
okay i've been typing this for over an hour so hopefully this is a good starting place aljksfjklasd pls plot w me i love to brainstorm and ty for reading if u made it this far!!
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nilefreemans · 1 year ago
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angsty thoughts for the morning
911 constantly puts characters through the ringer and they still always come back to do the job that they love, the job that they're meant to do, born to do
and it makes sense that the main characters always come back, it's a procedural
but it would be interesting if a character just couldn't bounce back? maybe not with a main character but with a recurring one
like what is life like for a firefighter after they can no longer do the job that they dedicated their life to?
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bearchuckles · 2 days ago
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OK so I'm not a truther (and I don't usually interact with the fandom because all of this is 'for fun' for me) and I love Rook (a lot) but I have been noodling over the proposed Inquisitor coming back as the protag in da4. (I'm not serious about it but I can imagine it happening in a humorous almost Varric-like way of 'I just keep getting sucked into this shit'.) I have a couple different mental takes on it. I imagine my Dorian romanced Quizzy would probably already be in Tevinter helping with the Shadow Dragons and just kinda 'falls' back into the roll when trouble comes knocking. I could perhaps see my Iron Bull (or a Sera) romanced Quizzy taking a job with the lords of fortune and once again just kinda getting sucked into the plot. I could see my Blackwall romanced Quizzy working with the wardens and trying desperately to both spend time with Blackwall and hunt for an end to the blight before losing their love. For my Cassandra romanced mage (ironically a necromancer) I could see them returning to Nevarra and perhaps becoming embroiled in Mourn watch stuff which, of course, puts them on the path for the solas Shenanigans. I suppose if a character was just Dalish (perhaps lost their clan) I could see them trying to find a clan and ending up with the veil jumpers considering all of their knowledge which would led a way for them to fall into the plot as well. All that being said, hear me out, but I think it would have been heckin interesting to have the da4 protagonist be Hawke. Aside from a stronger connection to Varric than what Rook had (yes I know that they've been traveling together for a year but it just... didn't feel like there was enough attachment to him with my Rook--- that's a me thing though.) I think there was some real potential interesting plot stuff that could have happened if it was Hawke. Like oooo think about if they'd let you import and depending on your past choice meant you played either 'normal' Hawke or 'Veil' Hawke? Honestly there are so many delightful ways for a character to fall into it even if they aren't romanced to Solas. <3 though I do really like the idea of them simply retiring and having some peace. (Honestly the Warden, Hawke, and the Inquisitor deserve a little break after all they had to put up with and I love delving into a new character so I'm perfectly happy with Rook.)
Can someone who is a "the inquisitor shouldve been the da4 protagonist" truther please explain to me without mentioning solavellan at all and also considering the multiple canonical endings where the inquisitor is retired and chilling with their LI why you think the inquisitor should've been the protagonist of da4? Like please explain to me a serial josiemancer and anti solavellan why my inquisitor lavellan should be half-assed to leave the Montilyet Estate in Antiva City and go chase after a guy that she found so off-putting that she knocked his jaw 10 years ago and clearly doesnt want to see him.
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hyacinthsdiamonds · 1 year ago
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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janerogan · 22 hours ago
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I think mission Impossible I is absolutely fun and thrilling and funky but also as a hook it may not have the team banter later films have and also the stunts and effects that make the mi films so appealing to people. Mi2 is again, I think, a great film but very stylised which is fun but fairly divorced from a lot of the franchise in terms of a representation of the films. Mi3 is my favourite film but it's also very tense and quite sad and very full on lmao so mi4 and 5 and 6 might have more balance humour/action/character/plot wise that would be fun in a casual one off way.
The problem from mi3 onwards is that now Julia is haunting the narrative so as a one off, you'd think mi4+5+6 are all options. HOWEVER mi4 directly relates to ethans alive dead wife and her schrodingers personhood. And mi6 ofc ethan is haunted by the ghost of [Julia made] (cue lord huron) and it would ultimately, in my opinion, be pointless to show someone fallout without making them watch at least mi3 first, otherwise you don't get the full punch of ethans tortured turn and 'Julia?', despite it being a very fun film which would in most other ways be a great one off.
Dead reckoning seems too much like the culmination of the franchise, because it's supposed to be, and I wouldn't pick it as a one off because most of the other mi films would do a better job (also it's personally my least favourite film anyway so I don't think it showcases the best of mi). And final reckoning, despite being tense and fun and bonkers, is a part 2 and therefore disqualified for me as a one off showing due to that. Insane to start at the end.
That does leave rogue nation, which is winning the poll, and I can see why. It doesn't require mi3 knowledge, it would benefit from ghost protocol knowledge but you can follow along. It's very funny and has some great scenes and stunts and introduces ilsa beloved who's great, and it's more modern than the older ones which doesn't change much for me but I know some people prefer a more modern action spy film.
Ultimately it doesn't matter ofc and there's the potential for fun whichever you pick and depends what you enjoy but rogue nation does seem a good all rounder
Okay, if you were to show someone ONE mission Impossible film, they've never seen one before and might not watch more than one so picking mission Impossible 1996 solely in preparation for watching the whole series is unnecessary. Which one would you pick to show that person to give them a good mission Impossible time?
Also don't just pick your fave. Like genuinely what would just be a good one off film in your opinion. Fine if the two combine ofc. But don't just pick whichever one you like most
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magnusmodig · 9 months ago
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ovo whispers menacingly abt his grandstanding .
#(you can grandstand and be impulsive and prone to violence and have a terrible temper without being arrogant thanks)#(the closest he ever gets to saying he's above anyone else is w/ the jotuns if you really squint at it and he only ever said-)#(- that he wanted to use /force/ aka /violence/ to get them to submit to his rule bc otherwise he views them as DANGEROUS)#(based not only on historical /fact/ but cultural differences boogeymanning and seeing firsthand how they-)#(-MURDERED SOME OF HIS PEOPLE???? AND BROKE INTO HIS HOME???? ON CORONATION DAY????)#(he doesn't act like heimdall or the warriors or sif or even loki is below him. he wouldn't /ask them/ for permission otherwise)#(he even asks the humans-he-just-met for permission a la jane and then respects their decisions and apologizes for being rude abt the mug)#(and the one time he says 'know your place' to loki is when loki is actively bUTTING INTO A CONVERSATION that thor is being ridiculous abou#(bc to thor it's about /winning/ the argument with laufey and he's totally losing track of his goal to try and figure out wtf the jotuns)#(were doing ///in asgard inside the palace IN THE VAULT on CORONATION DAY///.)#(arrogance is specifically thinking you are inherently better than anyone else bc you exist)#(thor very clearly demonstrates selfish desires that translate to poorly thought out deeds)#(eg: taking it directly to laufey instead of trying to take a step back and figure it out in OTHER WAYS before a direct confrontation)#(and he also demonstrates overblown self-confidence.)#(eg the “i have no plans to die today” / “none do.”)#(that's being overconfident in his own abilities that's still not arrogance.)#( ooc . ) — stories that leap from the page .#( salt to taste . ) — in this house we love the actual main character . crazy i know .#tbd#(thor expresses boastfulness and pride similarly to his whole culture of over-exaggerating ur war stories)#(his vice is letting that vanity get to his head and fueling increasingly impulsive and stubborn decisions)#(out of the sheer and desperate desire to prove he's good enough to take up such a heavy mantle as the crown of asgard + nine realms)#(but he doesn't just look at other people and go 'oh yeah i'm so totally better than you just because i exist')#(he's also not a lightning mcqueen who actually DOES see himself above the rustees cars and the route 66 cars)#(goes out of his way to make that abundantly clear and wants actually nothing to do with any of them in pursuit of his own gains)#(only to finally figure out he's not all hot shit and slows tf down to understand and enjoy life as part of society not above it)#(he literally flies of the handle because he fully believes the jotunar actually plotted an entire elaborate scheme)#(SPECIFICALLY in the effort to exploit him as the green thumb weak link as Newly Instated King who Doesn't Know What He's Doing)#(And therefore will OBVIOUSLY do a terrible job because he's not odin and can never be odin but he /needs/ to be like odin bc odin is stron#(HE doesn't know it was loki's plan. he doesn't know it was /loki/ who timed it to the coronation.)
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tulipe-rose · 7 months ago
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Shinichi
Shiho
Yusaku
Yukiko
The brunette to her cherry blonde.
You can not convince me that Shinichi's eyesight is still 20/20 after all that strain (fireworks (where he was so up close I'm surprised he wasn't burnt), flash bombs, and straining to see in the dark then suddenly having huge headlights pointed at you. Did I say bombs?). The explosions that happen in his vicinity –mind you, he's usually at the heart of them–almost daily must have had some sort of aftereffect on his eyes and ears, no matter how small.
In conclusion, I AM AT YOUR DOOR AOYAMA, OPEN UP. YOU CANNOT DO THIS AND THEN PRETEND THESE PARALLELS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU WHILE YOU GO ON ABOUT SO CALLED TRUE LOVE. 'Shinshi is never going to happen-' I WON'T HEAR IT, ESPECIALLY NOT FROM YOU, AOYAMA.
#I'm so bitter#Ran can do so much better#Eisuke is right THERE#PLEASE RAN YOU GUYS ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER GIVE IT A CHANCE#You can bond over martial arts and having absent people in your life that you desperate wish to see again#and you can fight me but Eisuke's personality is perfect for Ran. Another thing about shinran is that#they would've never looked twice at each other in the first place if they hadn't known each other since kindergarten#Shinichi literally had no other friends so I can see why he loves Ran. I think she was the only decent girl he knew#And with how nice and pretty she is ig it's not to hard to feel some puppy love. Aoyama overdoes it x10 because Shinichi#Is too infatuated with someone he can barely hold proper conversation with. It's mostly either him monologuing#about Sherlock Holmes or her talking about whatever she talks about. Either way they're both uninterested.#saff-ron tag#dcmk posting#dcmk#Dcmk rant#If aoyama wants to add romance and make it an insufferable plot point in the show that is too essential to the MC's overall motives then#Please. At least do it right. Give them a reason to like each other that isn't 'she's so nice' 'he's so dependable' and vice versa#Give them common interests that they can actually bond over. Make their banter not seem so... I don't know how to describe it#but 'unnatural' is the only way that comes to mind. You don't go around kicking a Chūya wannabe (watch the first episode.)#only to get mad when your skirt flips up and then blame him when it lands on his head. Girl. Wear. Shorts. Also.#you don't go around making jokes about your friend's dad and how bad he is at his job that you just so happen to be better at than him#You also don't go around destroying public property because your friend was being an asshole. Punch him. Not the public property.#This is only. like. two minutes of the episode but trust me I have too much to be angry about when it comes to their damned 'romance'
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lieutenantselnia · 1 year ago
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This is super random, but I've recently been watching more German movies (I really enjoyed the performances of some Downfall actors and wanted to see some of their other works), and like what the hell is it with 2000s German movies that there's way too often one entirely random scene with someone having their bare ass out😭😂
Of course it doesn't happen in every movie but still often enough that it's somehow noticeable? I'm not sure if it's more of a time or a country dependent thing, but at least in my perception I just don't feel like this occurs as often in more recent movies and series especially in those from the US (like, I feel I'd have noticed if it did because I'd probably be lowkey annoyed by it😂)
#or maybe the things I tend to be interested are just more targeted at all ages that's why I rarely don't come across it usually idk#I mean in some instances it it's actually sorta plot relevant (like in the final scenes of Napola for example) but in others it's so random#and I'm like ... couldn't you just have lifted the camera angle a couple degrees so we only see that guy from the waist up?#I just feel a little bad for the actors tbh😅 esp in those unnecessary scenes. I mean I guess they knew what they signed up for but still#this is all meant to be /lh to be clear - for the most part I find this literally just hilarious because it's such a random thing#not sure if my asexuality has to do with my perception either. I find it silly and roll my eyes at it but I'm not genuinely bothered by it#but aside from that watching movies because of specific actors can actually be kinda funny#because it makes you take a look at media you'd never have considered otherwise (which can be hit or miss)#like for example now I've watched some of the most random movies ever just because Justus von Dohnányi is in them#(<- he has my recommendation btw. not all of them were even good but I think he's genuinely fun to watch and also kinda adorable tbh)#it's also funny when you watch sth because of one actor and then another one you remember from elsewhere just randomly appears there too#like once I was like 'hey isn't that the guy who played Hewel in Downfall? oh and the one who played that one drunk guy is here too lol'#also idk why but I feel like Thomas Kretschmann is somehow everywhere lmao#I mean it's probably bc he's in a lot of international productions too but still. tbf he doesn't look bad at all#those two and André Hennicke are generally the ones I'm most interested in. maybe Rolf Kanies too#but tbh I feel like he just hasn't been in as many things? idk why though he was so good in Downfall#anyway I think I'm yapping way too much. I just like watching things and talking about them#and seeing actors having fun with their job while also being good at it is just really cool tbh#selnia talks
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apocalypsegay · 6 months ago
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the way disco elysium plays with and ultimately shatters the concept of "camaraderie" in the police and the military truly is So. Good.
it introduces you to kim who is this ideal of the Brother in Arms - you meet him and you know. he'd lay it all down for you.
you then proceed to realize this is a kim thing, not a cop thing, despite the skill that informs you about it being The Cop Camaraderie skill
the rest of the cops are not just unhelpful, they're cruel. they're a boys' club of toxic masculinity, homophobia and joking about how they abuse their power, like when jean stole mustard from a homeless man. if harry begs them for help, the greatest kindness the operator can do for him is pretend he didn't hear and cut the connection to save harry's pride. the more you put into this skill, the more the rancid underbelly of policing and policemen as individuals in this system comes to light.
and that's before we get into the plot-relevant stuff, how martinaise was abandoned by jean and co because jean was too damn busy trying to make a point to harry than do his fucking job.
then there's the bond between the paramilitary squad. unlike the cops, they're tight, a family to each other, and it makes them completely immune to reason the moment the Head of their hierarchy gets murdered. and this head of theirs, the most rational, most charismatic of them all, their leader, still was a monster who, for His Men and their Morale, saw kidnapping some poor girl and offering her like a human sacrifice to the pit of animals that was his squadron as a Rational course of action.
maybe there's love there, in a way, but it's the kind of love that wholly depends on seeing your circle as the only people deserving of life, and the rest of the world as insects.
and i think abt how so many other stories that try to be cop or military critical still fall into that trap of believing that the people in these environs are a Family doing their Best, that they got each others back and thats all that they need to get through this!(whatever plot event is happening)
and not that its like. a cesspool of keeping each other in Check or maintaining that Family only by Othering the rest of the world
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prlssprfctn · 5 months ago
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Jason, who starts gaslighting his family members by saying that All Blades were always a thing and that they just didn't take him seriously, once they found out about it.
Bruce, frustrated: If you yielded a magical sword in the past, I would know, Jaylad.
Jason: Jesus fucking Christ, I told you, I don't use it often, since it uses my soul. But I did mention that I have it!
Dick: You did not!
Jason: I said that Robin gives me magic! I said I *am* magic!
Bruce: That's—
Dick: But—
Bruce and Dick, turning to Damian helplessly: Your verdict?
Damian, who got already paid by Jason (price was two sneaked in rabbits): That's true. Mother said Todd had always had them. He only ever was sent to All Caste because he needed to be taught how to use it correctly. Didn't Dulcra say that you were the chosen one, Todd?
Jason, intentionally irritated: Exactly! Thank you.
The rest of the family: ●○●
Bruce, sitting in the Cave, in the middle of his 300th existential crisis: I— If Jason is the chosen one, was I technically wrong in our argument?
Dick: ...I can't believe that this is what takes you to accept that you were wrong, and not the fact that— Dunno, he is your son— And you kinda failed him—
Tim: On the more important note, should we call Jason Harry Potter now or something?
Stephanie, snickering: Jason... You are a wizard!
Bruce, sniffling: He did like these books as a child. Perhaps it was his way to try to tell us the truth.
Dick: Damn... Once we were arguing, and I told him that he had no magic... How foolish I was.
Jason, pressing phone to the shoulder, while cooking: ...And now they are staring at me, like I am about to do the whole Enchantix transformation, lol
Talia: I admit, that's amusing. Damian did a great job at supporting this circus.
Ra's voice on the background: Enchantix? What is it? Had that boy found ANOTHER magical device plot?!
Talia: ...Do you think I am too old to pull the same move you did on my father?
Jason: Nah, it is never too late to trick your dad. Get his ass.
Talia: You are absolutely correct.
Talia, screaming to Ra's: He did, father. It is related to the constant cycle of being brought back alive.
Jason, turning around to Damian, who is playing with rabbits on his couch: Prepare, little gremlin. You are about to testify falsely again, this time to your grandfather.
Damian, snorting: Two golden fish and one parrot.
Jason: I will warn your mother.
Tim, with Excel Chart open: Okay, so we figured out that he has All Blades, strange version of immortality, quick recovery thanks to Pit... What other magic Jason can have we don't know about it yet?
Cassandra: Cooking?
Stephanie: ...I think he is just a normal person, Cass.
Dick: NO, no, listen, it is one thing to cook normally, another to be trusted by Alfred.
Duke: ...You are reaching, guys. I think he is just a good chief.
Bruce: He always makes me laugh.
Tim: That's not— B, no one laughs, but you, so what kind of magic power is that?!
Duke: Listen, y'all, what if he sees ghosts?
Everyone: (pauses)
Stephanie, hitting Tim on the shoulder: WRITE IT DOWN, WRITE IT DOWN—
Tim: I am putting it in the "unclear" column, but good idea, dude.
Alfred, glancing at all of this sceptically: Dear Lord, this family is not your brightest soldiers...
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thehoneybeestings · 17 days ago
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𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩!𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫
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𝐬𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐤𝐚 𝐱 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
Word Count: 1k Content/Warnings: nsfw, porn w no/little plot, brothel worker!reader x service top!sev, bottom!reader, fem reader (no anatomy mentioned), masochist!reader, traffic light system A/N: based on this post! credits to @no1jinxer for the idea! it's in the name; sev is high on shimmer fucks the shit out of you. enjoy <3
𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐞 ୨ৎ
──˚₊୨ৎ‧₊˚──
୨ৎ Sevika on Shimmer, who usually refuses to set foot into the brothel under the influence of its effects 
୨ৎ But tonight, she’s got a job to do
୨ৎ She’s been tracking a rival chem-baron for a few weeks now, and it hadn’t taken her long to figure out that he frequented the brothel
୨ৎ So, she struck up a deal with Babette; “I’ll pay you and your girls double for the next three months if you’ll give me a ring the next time he shows up.”
୨ৎ “You’d pay me twice to see Y/n, anyway,” Babette scoffs; but ultimately, they shake on it, and the rest is a waiting game
୨ৎ When Babette does give her the call, she’s there in less than 10 minutes, and he’s dead in less than five
୨ৎ She doesn’t typically let work get personal, but when she’d heard from a few of Babette’s girls that this chem-baron tended to get a bit too rough with them, it was hard not to let anger fuel the job more than she typically would
୨ৎ And as soon as he’s been taken care of, she makes her rounds, peeking her head into every open door to ensure that everyone’s okay
୨ৎ When she makes it to you, she releases a breath she didn’t know she was holding upon finding you arranging pillows on the velvet couch, unassuming as ever
୨ৎ “Hey, doll,” she sighs. “You okay in here?”
୨ৎ You’re calling her name in excitement before you can help it, head whipping around to look at her; and when you do, you find her in a state you’ve never seen; only heard of 
୨ৎ Her copper arm hums with energy, working hard to circulate the unmistakable glow of shimmer through its workings and into her bloodstream
୨ৎ Her scar glows with the same hue, glittering like hot coals of magenta
୨ৎ And her eyes; lilac pulses in their irises, her gaze even more alluring now than it usually is
୨ৎ  You don’t realize your own eyes have gone wide until she breaks the silence with a voice raspy from exertion 
୨ৎ “I know,” she begins, almost apologetically, “I don’t normally let folks see me like this unless they’re about to get their shit rocked-”
୨ৎ “It’s okay,” you quickly interrupt, shaking your head. “I mean, I’m not scared, if that’s what you’re getting at.”
୨ৎ She nods tentatively 
୨ৎ “Okay… and you’re alright?”
୨ৎ “I’m just fine, Vika. Come, sit,”
୨ৎ And when you take a step forward, she takes one back
୨ৎ “Listen… I can’t ask you for anything tonight. Not when I’m still riled up.”
୨ৎ You don’t take another step forward, but your eyes stay locked onto hers, your voice steady
୨ৎ “Do you want something?” 
୨ৎ She scoffs, dark lips stretching up into a wicked grin
୨ৎ “Baby, it’s you. Of course I do, but I don’t wanna hurt ya.” 
୨ৎ She doesn’t miss the way your lips quirk up into a smirk of their own
୨ৎ “Three months of comin’ to see me… and you haven't figured out that I like a little pain?”
୨ৎ Her face falls- morphs into something serious, something dangerous- and she raises her brows in a silent inquiry:
୨ৎ ‘You sure you know what you’re asking for?’
୨ৎ The cock of your own brow in return says:
୨ৎ ‘You have no idea.’
──˚₊୨ৎ‧₊˚──
୨ৎ Sevika on Shimmer, who never would have thought such a sweet thing like you would turn out to be such a masochist
୨ৎ And when you’re begging like that for her to mark you up, throw you around, leave you sore… what kind of service top would she be to deny you?
୨ৎ Eventually, she starts showing up with an extra cartridge of shimmer, loving the way you go dumb for her when she triggers it and fucks you into tomorrow
୨ৎ It takes her a while to get comfortable with being as rough as you want her to be, not because she doesn’t want to, but because the last thing she wants is to hurt you in a way that suddenly isn’t fun anymore
୨ৎ But, just as always, you’re more than patient, and make her feel more than safe to explore this new facet of her time spent with you
୨ৎ She’ll bite down, and you say harder, she’ll pull your hair, and you say rougher, she fucks you deep, and you say deeper; until she knows just how limp you really want to be by the end of the night
୨ৎ And she has to admit; it’s nice
୨ৎ Really nice
୨ৎ She’s usually already pent up from the bullshit of her day’s work when she comes to see you, but when she’s pent up and wired off the purple substance flooding her system?
୨ৎ She can’t deny that blowing off all that steam in the form of ravaging you is quite the gift you've given her
୨ৎ Of course, Sevika still will not sleep with you if she’s too high to rein herself in the moment you need her to, and as much as she checks in with you when she’s not using it, expect twice the requests for your color and triple the orders to remind her of your safeword when she is
୨ৎ But, damn… quite frankly, you give her a run for her money, and that isn’t easy to do
୨ৎ By the time she’s done with you, you’re littered in bite marks and bruises, legs trembling and face tear-stained
୨ৎ She finds that aftercare with you makes the come down off of shimmer so much easier to handle, too; that pressing kisses to every mark she’s made and whispering praises in your ear as she wipes away at your shuddering form helps ground her just as much
୨ৎ And then, she sleeps like a Gods-damned baby
୨ৎ She never falls asleep at the brothel; or so she thought, but here she is, being woken up by an angel in pink lingerie letting her know that it’s closing time
୨ৎ Of course, she flips out when you tell her she’s been asleep for hours, but you refuse to wake her up and kick her out, caring more that she catches up on the sleep you know she’s not getting than the money you could've made in those hours
୨ৎ But, it’s not like the money matters; she pays double for you, now
──˚₊ 𝐄𝐍𝐃 ‧₊˚──
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bamsara · 1 year ago
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I think that one thing people fail to understand is that unsolicited literary criticism coming from an online stranger who is reading with no knowledge of what the authors intended goal is, is not going to be received the same as say: the authors beta reader or friends who know what the authors intended goal and has the sufficient knowledge and input to help the author reach that desired outcome.
"But I'm only trying to be helpful" How do I know you have the knowledge and literary skill for you to be able to actaully do that when we don't know each other and you are essentially a stranger to me? Are you applying this criticism based out of personal biased experience and desire to see the story or characterization be driven in another direction or tweaked, or do you know the author's intentions for the character? If the story is incomplete, are you basing your criticism of a character on the incomplete narration with only partial information available of them or are you building up a report until the story's completion? Did the author provide you with the information needed to make a fully informed criticism?
Have you discussed with the author what their plans are or are you assuming them based off the narration, especially if the narration is proven or implied to be unreliable or missing key points of the plot? Are you unbiased enough to help them reach their desired outcome for the characters and story regardless of your personal feelings towards the characters/antagonists and setting? Can you handle being told your specific input isn't wanted because you're a reader and/or have no written anything relating to their genre or topic? Do you understand and respect that the author's personal experiences might influence their writing and make it different than how you would have done it personally? Do you understand if an author only wants input from a specific demographic relating to their story?
If it's for fanfiction or other hobby media, are you holding a free hobby to a professional standard? Are you trying to give criticism because you feel like the author has produced 'subpar job performance' of their fic? Are you viewing their work as a personal intimate outlet or something that must conform with mass media? Are you applying rules and guidelines when the fic is shared for simple sharing sake? Is your criticism worded appropriately and focused on the parts where the author has requested input on rather than a general dismissal and or disapproval?
Have you put yourself in a place where you assumed you have the input needed for the story to evolve better, or have you asked what the author needs and what they're having trouble with? Can you handle having your criticism rejected if the author decides their story doesn't need the change and not take it as a personal offense against your character? Are you crossing that boundary because you think you are doing the author a favor? Are you trying to be helpful, or do you just want to be?
I think sometimes when people hear authors go 'please don't give me unsolicited writing advice or criticism' they automatically chalk it up to 'this author doesn't want ANY constructive feedback on their stuff at all' and not "i already have trusted individuals who will help me with my writing goals and- hey i don't know you like that, please stop acting so overly familiar with me'
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eclips-moon · 9 months ago
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Batboys and them having a crush on you:
Let me know what you guys think!!!
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Dick Grayson (Nightwing)
Hero Moments: Dick can’t resist showing off when you’re around. Whether it’s flipping through the air during a mission or effortlessly taking down a bad guy, he always glances your way to see if you’re watching. When you cheer him on, he gets all giddy. “Just doing my job,” he’ll say, but you can tell he loves the attention.
Jealous Vibes: If he spots you chatting with another guy, his friendly demeanor shifts. He’ll casually walk by, pretending to check his gear or adjust his mask, but you can see the twitch in his jaw. “Hey, you need help with that?” he’ll say, trying to insert himself into the conversation. He acts like he doesn’t care, but you know he’s dying to get your attention.
Awkward Compliments: Around you, Dick transforms from suave to stuttering mess. “You look… um, amazing! Not that you don’t always look amazing!” His cheeks go a shade of red, and he quickly looks away, pretending to be focused on something else. You can’t help but smile at his clumsiness.
Jason Todd (Red Hood)
Secret Stares: Jason tries to play it cool, but he often gets caught sneaking glances at you when he thinks you’re not looking. His friends are quick to tease him about it. “Dude, you’re not even trying to hide it!” they’ll laugh, making him scowl and deny it, but you can see a faint blush creeping up.
Tough Guy Act: He acts all tough, but when you crack a joke or tease him, he can’t help but smile. “Yeah, real funny,” he’ll say, but his eyes sparkle with amusement. He tries to keep his cool, but the way he lightens up around you is undeniable.
Protective Instincts: Jason’s protective side really comes out when you’re around. He’ll hover just a bit closer during missions, making sure you’re safe. “Stick close to me,” he’ll say, acting like it’s no big deal, but you can sense the underlying concern in his voice. He’s always ready to jump in if you need him.
Tim Drake (Robin)
Overthinking Everything: Tim’s mind is constantly racing when you’re around. He’s always plotting how to ask you out or impress you, but when it comes time to actually talk, he freezes. You catch him staring off into space, and when you ask what he’s thinking about, he panics. “Oh, uh, just… strategizing!” he’ll say, fumbling for a way to change the subject.
Thoughtful Gifts: Tim is secretly the best gift-giver. He leaves you little surprises—a book he knows you’ll love or a custom gadget he made just for you. When you find them, he pretends it’s no big deal. “I just thought you might like it,” he says, trying to act casual, but you can see the hope in his eyes for your reaction.
Nerding Out: When you express interest in his hobbies, Tim’s face lights up. He goes into full-on nerd mode, excitedly explaining tech or comics. “So, this is how it works…” He’s totally in his element, and you can’t help but be charmed by how passionate he is.
Damian Wayne (Robin)
Awkward Teasing: Damian’s idea of flirting is to poke fun at you. “You call that a punch?” he’ll smirk during training, but you can tell he’s impressed. His teasing is playful, and it makes you laugh, even if he acts like he’s being serious.
Jealousy Fits: If he sees you talking to someone else, he turns extremely protective. He’ll huff and challenge that person to a duel, trying to show off. “You think you can impress them? Let’s see what you’ve got,” he’ll say, clearly trying to establish his dominance.
Small Acts of Kindness: Despite his tough exterior, Damian has a soft side. He’ll bring you snacks or offer to help with training, and he tries to act like it’s no big deal. “It’s just efficient to help,” he’ll say, but you know it’s because he cares.
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