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#bg3#baldur's gate 3#lae'zel#shadowheart#astarion#tav#bg3 spoilers#surely i'm underutilising her somehow#for her to be so squeaky clean#while my tav and astarion are drowning in red#my posts
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sulking after her new year's eve bath
#dogblr#rory borealis#i try to clean everything on nye so we can go into the new year as our best selves#its relative of course - im taking rory for a jaunt this afternoon so she wont be like squeaky clean#but it is what it is#i wanted to do all my dog laundry so i had to warsh her first#in the winter she only gets warshed once a month or so (in the spring summer and fall whe gets washed once every week or two)#and every month she remembers what a sad time it is to be a dog who lives indoors and is allowed on the furniture#(if she wasnt allowed on the furniture i wouldnt care if she was stinky)#at least now shes safe for another month
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Do y'all ever get nightmares that just like, aren't scary?
Like you can tell your brain is trying to make this scary, but you just feel nothing?
#Had a dream about a bunch of ''scary'' animatronic robots trying to take over some shitty little town#I've never really been afraid of big scary uncannny valley robots though so it just kinda fell flat#maybe uncanny valley is the wrong term it felt very similar to Lies of P in aesthetic#was kinda weird though since for some reason instead of being afraid there was a little voice in my head that was just like#''This element of the story is problematic actually''#and was just nitpicking the whole ''nightmare?''#saying shit like ''[minor villain who's name I forgot]'s aesthetic is clearly based off of [real-world oppressed group]''#''So casting her in the role of a villain like this especially against a predominately White cast leaves a bad taste in my mouth''#or ''Interesting how the squeaky clean protagonist squad seems so completely devoid of fat people 🙄''#like brain what are we doing here?#nobody fucking WROTE this dude#you're literally just making shit up to get mad at#what the hell man#just a very strange experience the whole way down#Pun talks Dreams#Pun's text Posts
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Speaking of GNC AF grandpas, I’d like everyone to meet mine.
The most bisexual sitter of all time, OG Gay Liberation activist and Unitarian Universalist Minister, Rev Randall Lee Gibson III.
Found this photo today while looking for a good one to put on a sign for our local Pride March this weekend.
Shout out to everyone else out there with bisexual and cunty grandpas.
And RIP Randy, you were a true original.
#He was a wild dude by all accounts#I didn’t know him very well because he was very old by time I was around#as you can probably tell because this photo was taken in 1971 and he’s already starting to come into his Grandpa vibes#his church -the Charles St Meetinghouse in Boston - was pretty instrumental to the gay rights movement in Boston#he held the first meeting ever gay dance in Boston there and also had a housing program for queer youth and a newspaper#very proud to be the grandson of an OG#even if he did do hella acid and cheat on his wife#we can’t all be perfect#honestly I feel like it’s a good reminder that activists didn’t used to be squeaky clean#like this man had inarguably correct opinions on almost every social justice topic and made a lot of lives better and yet…#cheated on his wife#alas#sorry to spill your tea Randy but you marched in the first Pride in Boston so perhaps it evens out#Grammy was happier with her second husband anyway
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Not a new chapter, BUT I have updated/made a new moodboard for:
☾ He Saw Her At Daybreak ☾
I feel like this new moodboard captures the energy of what this fic is/will become! Like yes, the fluffy erotic explicit sex/smut will still be at the forefront of this fic, but I'm planning a lot more moody drama, conflicts, and some more on brand Targaryen violence and murder to take place later on in future chapters (again, no main characters are in danger of dying! So don't worry about that! But they may get hurt.) This fic really has become its own thing at this point, so if I haven't said it before: It's Visceral And It's Cruel will no longer be converging into this fic and vice versa 😂😂😂 I'M SORRY, I know I said this was a sort of epilogue/sequel series, but with the way I've plotted out IV&IC now, it's not going to lead into this story in the same way I thought it would when I started it.
SO consider this fic its own separate universe! If anyone actually wants to see a precursor to this fic, like a genuine one, then I'll definitely consider it for later 😂😂
I've also started chapter 9 already, I'm thinking I might trim some of the plotlines I have laid out for it, move them around so that I CAN have Rhaena give birth to their first baby by chapter 10 instead of pushing it further. So fingers crossed on that!
Anyways, this was just a minor update. Really just so I wouldn't confuse anyone when I start posting more chapter updates with a new image 💖💖💖
#aemond x rhaena#rhaena x aemond#rhaemond#hotd fanfic#hotd fic#rhaena targaryen#aemond targaryen#he saw her at daybreak#hshad updates!!#hshad#hshad extra content#why tf is it SOO hard to find Black!Targaryen aesthetics on Pinterest ���😭 like for fucksake!#anyways hope you all like thr new mood#the old one just seemed REALLY wholesome and positive and um...this fic isn't that squeaky clean at least not anymore#so that just felt odd to keep as the main image I used 😂😂
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What If…? Dark: Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2023), #1.
Writer: Erica Schultz; Penciler and Inker: Edgar Salazar; Colorist: Arif Prianto; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#What If…? Dark: Moon Knight#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Luminary#Marlene Alraune#what I find funny/clever (I guess) here is that where a lot of Marc’s moral ambiguity comes from his past as a mercenary#it seems that they do the same thing here with Marlene’s past in archaeology#they straight up truthfully call out that ‘hey you coming to global south nations and extracting artifacts actively perpetuates#a harmfully colonialist system’#and Marlene doesn’t even apologize#it’s indicated that she’s doing it largely to goad Bushmaster but idk I kind of like the complexity it brings#that yeah it might not be killing people for money but Marlene isn’t exactly a squeaky clean person either#but also of great importance here…she looks so good#her outfit LITERALLY slays and I cannot get over it nor stop repeating ‘love that for her’
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Speedran apartment cleaning with my business school roommate because mother (our other roommate) is returning in the next hour from her month long trip back home. We are responsible adults who only get shit done when we dont want to disappoint her
#bro said we should pour some oil on the stovetop just to not let her realise we Only cleaned it today#i think she wont realise because we were rushed anyway so it's not like. everything is squeaky clean. its clean ish. clean enough
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I'm really trying to understand. I know Joshua does take good pics but some of his pics are awful and they still get so much praise. I'm seeing comments "I know the pic is blurry but it fits Louis' tour aesthetics". Seriously? Is that the excuse now? "This pic looks like shit but it fits Louis' tour aesthetics". Since that pic Harry posted on IG that was super super blurry, which I think he was trying to make a point with. That fans don't control him. I thought Lloyd's pics have got better since. They show more of the audience. I really like his recent pics that show Harry and the audience. They give a vintage postcard kind of feel. Old school. But he's still being trashed as ever. Sometimes I'll see a pic and think... that's not that bad so surely they won't be trashing that. But they will be, always are. He can't do any right. But Joshua can't do any wrong. I think it could be partly because Joshua talks to the fans on twitter. So they feel 'closer' to him. They're still incredibly bitter about the iHeart? tour photography award going to Lloyd, while also saying that it means nothing. If it means nothing then why still so bitter? Why the desperate push to vote for Joshua? They say that Lloyd only won the award because of Harries. Well yes. If Joshua won the award it would be because of Louies and Larries. That's how fan voted awards go. If anyone does like Lloyd's pics they get insulted for having bad taste. They really despise Lloyd and they just don't stop complaining about him. Why is it always like this? That everyone Harry works with is hated by the fandom and everyone Louis works with is loved?
I'm sitting here, nodding my head as I read this like a goddamned kitsch toy dog on the dashboard of someone's bitchin' Camaro because yeah, YEAH. I have some thoughts about it that I'm sure I'm not all that articulate about, so I'll take it to the tags and let your ask just shine up here, uninterrupted yet fully appreciated
#a lot of my thoughts go on pure vibes and gut instinct vs. proof#so take it with a grain of salt#but there's SUCH a weirdness in the fandom reaction to harry's photographers vs. louis's when louis's admit they love and emulate harry's!#and i don't know if it's larries exclusively or if it's beyond that#with helene it was fucked up STRAIGHT UP misogyny from the larrie camp#super telling on so many levels and even more so because her pictures absolutely mirror his (see: his super artsy ig posts)#and the stuff she does professionally is so varied that it's even MORE telling when said people tried to say she was a shitty photographer#she's not--not even a little--and she outright said he picked the shots that she took that he loved the most and chose them to post#and that's true for both anthony and lloyd by the way: harry is looking for a certain aesthetic and they are providing it#and he is both paying them and selecting the pictures he likes best to share#if he thought they were awful--he'd fire 'em (just like he has with actual people in his band lol i kid)#i've long wondered if he is just so sick of the slick perfect idealized shots of himself that fans create and manipulate#shots that echo the manmade boybandness of it all#and he has his own eye for what he finds beautiful or interesting and it just merges in what he wants to represent himself#it's so FASCINATING it's multilayered and yet you STILL have these dumdums out there bitching about how much they hate lloyd#as if it's HIS fault his boss is pushing for a specific type of aesthetic--if you hate it take it up with his boss#and if you 'don't understand it' take it up with his boss#the fandom urge for this squeaky clean perfect image that absolutely matches simon cowell's for the same is mighty funny in a real venn way#me? i cannot fathom why you wouldn't want to see what a celeb is actually choosing to use to represent themselves#ESPECIALLY when it's not pretty-pret#and then to turn around and blow some smoke up the ass of someone who is doing the thing you HATE SO MUCH with your other fave#yet you have special stupid baby tags for it when it's someone else?#i don't think it's any subconcious hatred of louis or anything when it's from the biggies repping larr nation#but it's mighty curious when you have at least two photographers from louis's camp#doing the EXACT same thing as harry's photographers#and at least one of them citing at least one of his as an icon to emulate#yet....silence#and even worse this weirdo urge to push some kind of larrie interaction on joshua and lloyd#the fan-voted thing was extra funny to me on so many levels my god#i'll shut up now i've officially entered old man yells at cloud territory
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there was a post on i don't remember where at this point rddt about idols doing grossdisgusting things and it was all shit like "there was footage of X scratching his ass!", or "sooo many times X took a bite/sip of something and then Y drank/ate the rest", or "X's dog licked her mouth/licked into her mouth!", or such stuff, with everyone doing their best to convey just how disgusted they were, full on gagging and heaving, not to mention the charming "it just proves that even your faves are still men, and men will do the most disgusting shit without batting an eye, women aren't like that", and it's like oh boy, i've got bad news to you about the human condition
#PEOPLE... ARE NOT ALWAYS... TV SHOW SQUEAKY CLEAN...#idk maybe that thread was just a gathering of mysophobes and i wasn't aware but idols... live together in very small spaces#they're probably seen each other sick or puking they've Been There when one of them had explosive diarrhea#if you wanna put your shipping goggles on they probably even helped each other get off. what's a wee bit of spit between bros (gn)#(this is going to be hilarious when i post the fic)#like is it gross when someone takes a swig outta the bottle -> spits it back in -> someone else drinks it without knowing? YEAH#but theeeee level of disgust was almost performative. are you good my guys#shrimp thoughts#one person was like 'i work as a veterinarian and it TERRIFIES me how this one idol was basically making out with her dog!'#yeah so this might be difficult but i don't think she's the gross one here.
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the elayne thom daddy issues stuff is genuinely so gross and weird and horrible why would you fucking do this robert?!?!?!??!?!?!? WHERE AM I. freud is crying. look at him. Hes in the corner crying
#wot read#guyssss this is so boring i cant believe this got PUBLISHED#and then when its not boring its ELAYNE HAS A CRUSH ON THOM FOR SOME FUCKING REASONNNN#and then nynaeve is like: Well that’s normal. some girls just want to fuck their dads#??????????????????????????#i thought there was meant to be some implication last book that he very well literally could be her father but maybe i jmagined it. I dont#remember anyway so when That started happening. What. Roberttttt WHATTTTT WHY#look i have nothing against sicko stuff but when it’s contrasted against the rest of squeaky clean wheel of time it makes me feel nuts.
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𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓮 𝓛𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓻𝔂, 𝒦𝒾𝓇𝑜𝓈𝒽𝒾 𝒮𝒸𝒶𝓃 [ Ⓒ ]
#(( scan bri and you see only this#important to note that bri has the money/resources to redact info from databases so you don't see who she is. only her affiliation to 'saka#and her criminal record does not exist fr. even if it did ncpd can be paid off by a exec in her high tier position to be squeaky clean ))#(( post-2077/Arasaka it says 'civilian' but she still pays to redact that info ))#( hc ) .#( my edits ) .#v ( cyberpunk 2077 ) .
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pretty cringe of me to be freaking out over not meeting a requirement that I knew I was being lax about but didn't know was an actual hard and fast Rule
#it's the guilt (not working as hard as i should be) mixed with the fear (consequences looming but not certain)#mixed with the utter mortification (getting caught objectively and provably slacking)#truly the catholic guilt does not leave you alone even when you know that there was a well intentioned mistake in with the bad decision#like yes i Did let the response time go too long and i knew that as i was doing it but if i knew it was going to reflect on the team and not#just me i would have been more conscientious#and i Was depressed for a bunch of last year so like. my numbers are demonstrably a little bit shit across the board. but still#i do care and i don't want to do badly#i'm just falling prey to my old enemy thinking i could put things off until i was feeling capable#exactly as i'm doing right now#it's embarrassing to have my new boss' scrutiny on me too#she's a much shrewder boss than any i have previously had and she's kind of a hardass for someone so personable#my previous boss was very chill and when she's not happy she tends to issue a directive and leave us to achieve it w/o making it personal#and the one before that was a new manager who cut me a lot of slack bc she had a lot on her plate and not much experience#whereas my current one if she gets a suspicion about your work i get the impression she starts to audit you#and you'd better keep your work squeaky clean and keep your receipts#not an easy person to win back lost trust with#an uncomfortable position to be in for someone like me who's never been good at maintaining a steady and impeccable workflow#i've always had a surge -> crash kind of productivity cycle#but i've never been in a spot before where i feel like that is a genuine risk to my job and i do not love it#ugh#so deeply deeply anxious#nothing i can do but catchup overtime and try to do better
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smart brain: gale says he doesn't like taking his clothes off in front of people so he probably wouldn't--
horny brain: marian and gale taking baths together 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
#marian was really only permitted to clean herself using magic. prestidigitation isnt in game but its There.#i think she barely even thinks about doing it. sorry gale's canonical musk kink marian is consistently squeaky clean.#she even perfumes herself once she figures out what that is.#baths are just for funzies. she has a full meltdown once she kind of fully comprehends that shes in baldurs gate#and that the guy who tortured her for years could literally be around any corner. and cant leave the elfsong for like 2 days.#gale is understandably CONCERNED. but really just tries to dote on her and make her feel safe and loved. like.#'im not going to let anything happen to you'. and has a very nice bath drawn for her#marian? does not remember taking a bath before. ohmygod its so nice. she starts taking them every night.#and OF COURSE convinces gale to join her. its a big bathtub 🥰#carly.txt#carly's ocs#oc: marian
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If the show starts another wave of imbeciles screeching about Joel making the wrong choice I am going to murder someone.
#the last of us#i am liking the show for now#pedro is an amazing Joel#ellie is appropriately bratish#they are sticking to the storyline so far#with a bit more exposition#they didn't scrub Joel's character into something squeaky clean and family friendly#there are only like two moments I don't like#the intro feels unnecessary and forced in#i feel like they could have tied it in better#just feels kinda jagged#and second thing i don't like is Joel's flashback at the end#that also feel forced#and is a bit too early for him to be making the connection#it took a long time for Joel to like Ellie#much less view her as his daughter#just wish they pushed that bit further back in the series
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My mother is visiting for an indeterminate amount of time. Honest reaction:
#captain’s log#killing myself#she’s sharing my room#can’t know a single moment of peace so I shower twice a day#squeaky clean and free from a little bit of torment#she’s found dishes I didn’t even know I owned#my boss said “awww that’s so nice’ when I told her the news#what about my eyebags and irritability says ‘aww that’s so nice’ to you Susan?
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I think about the two sides of Mapleshade’s ending so much.
Like the idea of the death of her kits, murders, and own death going on the make a Queen’s Right thing is SO COOL I just eat that up (recommend bonefall’s au he did this and it’s sick)
But also the idea of either never being found out and just living her life know her kids aren’t Birchface’s but raising that way, lying to her whole new family, and still living. Is incredibly interesting. Or the idea of her running off to the farm and raising her kits there.
#I think about her and I love her#so interesting tho#I think like from a lore spot and building the word her whole situation causing a form of Queen’s Rights is better#but also the idea of her just slowly growing old and having the secret of her kits true father… so good#esp bc it’s mapleshade and the whole time she doesn’t feel shame or guilt. she got a great opportunity to make her kits related to the#leader and beloved by the whole clan for their supposed father#it’s a gift from the stars. securing her spot as a great cat#gosh imagine the idea of Tigerclaw actually being the child of one of her kits. ooooo that’s cool#he learns as a apprentice about his parents real parentage and half clan blood#his whole world ripped apart#while cats smile and saw how much he resembles the poor Birchface he knows he doesn’t. he’s not that blood he’s related to his supposed#grandpa’s killer#this is how he learns to run a double life. his whole evil reign built on two sides#keeping up his squeaky clean mask and doing evil deeds when no one’s looking#kinda love this now#maple’s blood au#idk maybe I’ll expand on it… maybe#mapleshade#Tigerclaw#Birchface#appledusk#ruse rambles
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