#for flavour

[jaydarino]

Backstabber.

[teatitty]

Here's 1.6K of Starbee smut featuring: weird robot anatomy, insectoid Bumblebee, Starscream having feelings, and the godawful decision of hooking up with your ex during a war and trying to tell yourself it doesn't mean anything. Enjoy!

[thequalityrunaway]

Two mind-linked soldiers, Cloud and Zack, navigate their first long-distance mission. Tied together by Shinra's latest technological project, they struggle to communicate and confront their growing attraction. But when Cloud encounters an enemy mercenary Squall in a forbidden zone during a devastating storm, passion ignites, for all three of them ... "There’s an old saying, ‘pick a constellation, call it home, and look to the stars to find it.'"

[quick-catton]

you ever wake up and immediately know that yes. today is going to be a sporadically crying over saltburn and felix's death and everything oliver and him could've had day. and you know it's one of those days where you just have to succumb to the emotions sigh

[milf-harrington]

i am going to finish and post this fic tonight i am going to finish and post this fic tonight i am going to finish and post thi

[charlies-crushes]

The urge to make a male S/I for the new show that I'm into... And then make them a poly relationship... They're all daddies and all buddies-

[crowchelmist]

The blaring sirens and the flashing lights faded into the background. Those sticky, sticky eyes were all Norman could feel, boring into his skin and crawling over him, leaving trails of slime like a bloated slug. Norman needed those eyes to stop watching him.

For once his body moved faster than his mind.

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Escaping the Lambda compound doesn't come without a price.

[moltage]

they should've given mick war flashbacks

[rosetta-j-stone]

Jan, creating Bolognese Risotto, probably

i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh

[yupaendo]

Is it wrong to say... if theyre gonna ruin the supersons friendship... at least i want thw toxiest friendship ever...

[completely-normal-girl]

Oh there we go that's what that's supposed to look like.

[valtsv]

being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time

[prlssprfctn]

Dick is kind of a big brother who knows what effect he has on his siblings's friends, and he never misses an opportunity to make himself look even cooler in their eyes. But Jason? Oh, Jason has no idea that people even consider him pretty and interesting.

It pisses his siblings even more.

Jason, on his bike, with the most insane face card: Hey, Replacement, hop on. We have work to do.

Kon, twirling his hair: Is your brother, like... free?

Bernard: Yeah, on Friday

Tim, with his eye twitching: I will kill you.

Jason, absolutely unaware of what is going on: ??? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

***

Jon, waving enthusiastically at Jason, who passes by kitchen: Jason is so cool!

Damian: ...

Jon: And kind!

Damian: Calling Todd kind is definitely a choice.

Jon: But he read me a bedtime story the last time I was staying here 😕

Damian, frowning: ...

(Damian, later that day: Why did you read bedtime story to Jon and not me.)

***

Jason: Why Tim's and Damian's friends keep fucking glaring at me? Or stumble when I am around? What tf am I doing wrong?

Dick, trying to hide his laughter: Eh, no idea

Bruce, absentmindedly: I, actually, have the same problem when I am around other people

Alfred, amused: No DNA test required, that's for sure

[gongyussy]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[pangur-and-grim]

I had people over yesterday, but I also bought the wrong flavour of wet food pate so Pangur spent the entire time vomiting, then begging for food (because she'd vommed it all out), then filling the room with meat-stink farts.

and also begging to be held bc she didn't feel good, even though the pressure of me holding her just pushed out more farts.

[thunderpot]

I've been working on a long (50p+) moshang doujin for a while now, and today I finally managed to wrap it up and post it for my patrons. So as celebration, I'm finally taking out of the vault this one! It's the art that sprouted the idea for the comic and kept me going strong at it until now!