#for entirely different reasons

[nightmare-of-homophobes]

Jarvis kneeling to Celestial Agatha™ was so relatable

[365-days-of-taylor-swift]

September Day 9

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Like which song you'd love to play at your wedding or which one you like to dance to the most!

[the-mocking-robin]

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[controlledchaos1342-blog]

okay now that we've agreed this song is pure magic in lyrical form -

but yeah that last bit was actually a good point, no wonder everyone classifies this song as "the song of the human people" or whatever in stuff i see

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

[potatotrash0]

I have beef with you silver haired bitches

[ijustlikecomics]

Speedforce Nora: All speedsters have their finish lines.

Me: God stop stealing lines from the 90's Flash run

Speedforce Nora: My beautiful boy

My mom: Stupid catchphrase

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

[fugamalefica]

The problem is TikTok lol. What else did you expect from that app? I don't think I've seen this stuff elsewhere, other than the Snapewives' astral projection.

Tumblr just put a fcuking harry potter post on my feed as a "recommendation based on your likes"

Why not recommend me smallpox next. Or arthritis maybe.

[tornado1992]

He’s the best friend, brother, mom, dad, and picket fence!

[sunny-knight]

Currently, my favorite potential Forgettable!AU Gaster and Papyrus dynamic:

My personal favorite interpretation of what Papyrus and Gasters relationship (whether it be (grand)father/son, or just mentor and trainee) would be like, is them both being equally as enthusiastic about everything, and in general just matching each others energy 100% 😭 ITS SO AMAZING ITS ALWAYS A TREAT WHEN A COMIC PORTRAYS THEM AS SUCH

“GASTER!!!!” “PAPYRUS!!!” “GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY!!!!” “WHAT DID YOU DO MY SON?????” “I FINISHED THAT PUZZLE I WAS WORKING ON!!!” “OH MY GOD!!! I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!!! GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW!!!!”

and sans sitting on the couch like: :)

Its just so pure….

SO ANYWHO, taking that dynamic and shoving it into this AU is currently my favorite thing to think about

Then its even better with Wingdings being canonically unnerved by Papyrus, and being (ID IMAGINE) not too thrilled with being in the same room as Gaster for too long.

I wanna make a Seinfeld ass sitcom series of all 3 of them living in an apartment together and also Sans and/or Alphys visits periodically

Gaster and Papyrus are like staring daggers at the newspaper puzzles tryna solve em, and Wingdings comes in all tired with a cup of coffee and as he’s about to greet them they both go “SHH!!!”

They’d kinda be like Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward

There would be a running gag where they would always find clearly unintentional hidden messages in the horoscope because of the letters that they correspond to in the wingdings font

Gaster would just randomly talk in like jokerman font because he can

LET ME COOK 😭😭😭😭 id go on. And i probably will on my shitpost account

They should all have a group name like- “Papyrus and Co” or “The Three Skeleclones”

[hinamie]

siren!megumi concept sheet i whipped up in a single-minded fever state fr @uriekukistan

[dracaryspowpow]

Wasn't McDonald's found working kids up until 2 am recently

child labor exists and thriving at every industry sectors it sickens me

[ashestoashes7]

I’m thinking that in Neil’s FBI file he’s got a little post-it note stuck in there with a warning for danger. Whenever anyone asks about it, Browning turns to them with a weary sigh and declares that he’s the human form of a migraine and curses the superior who assigned him to that case. Towns says he would rather be submerged in a vat of acid then be stuck in a room with him for 24 hours.

Neil breaks in one day and is delighted that he has succeeded in his endeavors.

[aroaceleovaldez]

just read the plot summary for Wrath of the Triple Goddess and. wow this is. painful this just sounds painful to read.

Why is Grover the incompetent inciting incident character? That is not his narrative role ever, really. That's like, the fanon conceptualization of his character where he's reduced down to comedic relief and nothing more. He's mostly exposition and support. Why not have the inciting incident be something about Annabeth's hubris - something that has gotten the gang into situations tons of times before in a way that doesn't put down any of the characters? Heck you could have even tied it into some Sea of Monsters stuff, like Circe having told Annabeth that she'd make a good sorceress. That'd be perfect for how this book literally just exists to be advertising for s2 of PJOTV. Or maybe call-back to Percy's introduction, where he talks about how he doesn't try to cause problems but problems tend to find him. Or use the established personalities of Hecate's animal companions from HoO, since we know they have attitudes. Just what are you even doing here????

[jadelemonadee]

if you call any other actor of a character that’s not apart of the original cast a “knockoff” do NOT talk to me

[animezinglife]

The Spanish Love Deception by Elena Armas.

In the event anyone doubts how clear-cut of a decision that is for me, I'd like to share that I'm deliberately placing this above a novel where a grown man acts like a hormonal teenage girl and turns into a flying cat.

Worst book you ever read go!